The Ethical Issues Surrounding OSU's Lab-Grown Brains
TheAlexKnapp writes: Last month, researchers at Ohio State University announced they'd created a "a nearly complete human brain in a dish that equals the brain maturity of a 5-week-old fetus." In the press release, the University hailed this as an "ethical" way to test drugs for neurological disorders. Philosopher Janet Stemwedel, who notes that she works in "the field where we've been thinking about brains in vats for a very long time" highlights some of the ethical issues around this new technology. "We should acknowledge," she says. "that the ethical use of lab-grown human brains is nothing like a no-brainer."
That's a no-brainer
A quantum-computing bio-neural gel pack would be great.
Photonic co-processor would be nice.
(Life-support and control housing would be 3D printed, naturally.)
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You are supposed to create headless bodies to perform experiments on and harvest organs from. The living brain is the *only* part we can't ethically do this kind of shit to, because it's the part that makes each of us a person.
... they have no nervous system or organs so no consciousness could exist, consciousness requires the full co-operation of many different systems. Without eyes or hearing for instance you won't get anything like a conscious creature.
To complain about as their xian religion demands. It demands that they always play the victim.
... I much prefer free range brains. These GMO brains contain too many death-threatening chemical properties. The last thing I want to do is wake up one morning alive because of my diet.
Does it strike anyone else that this research should only have been undertaken after a great deal of public discourse?
I didn't see anything in the OSU article (https://news.osu.edu/news/2015/08/18/human-brain-model/) that indicated the scientists had to (or plan to) ensure that no future brain is produced that has the maturity of a one year old (for example).
Compared to creating a disembodied human brain, all the potential for a future self-aware computer system seems much less controversial.
Bruce A. Knack
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Run the program at Wright State and declare the disembodied brains to be exempt immigrant workers. Then nobody will care that you're making them do 168 hour work weeks, and that termination of employment is literal termination.
How is the Riemann zeta function like Trump rallies? Both have an endless number of trivial zeros.
I am tired of Religious beliefs dictating Ethics. This is especially true for stem-cell research.
An embryo can grow into a human given the right conditions, namely being carried to term by the host.
A zygote can grow into a human given the right conditions, namely attaching to uterues and being carried to term by the host
An egg can do the same given the right conditions, namely getting fertilized and then attaching to uterues and being carried to term by the host.
None of them is a human being despite your Religious convictions.
only 8 weeks more is needed, unless there's post-season play.
If we replaced Congress with these brains, perhaps putting them in large, bubbling jars with nametags, we could get much better throughput of congressional workload, much less whining, and less likelihood of leaving on vacation on a moment's notice, just before an important vote.
We'd need voting output lights, perhaps like Captain Christopher Pike (Yes, No, Low Battery). And if one acts up? Dump out the jar and refill it with another. Problem solved.
Planned Parenthood will sell you much healthier brains. Very intact. Not for profit. Very not for profit.
Sorry, why aren't we still experimenting on undergrads?
Already it is more intelligent than the average government.
Stronger, faster, thinkerer. Can't be outersmarted.
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Can a brain grown in a petri dish be sentient? What kind of thoughts / brain patterns would an organism have if it had never had any sensory input?
The book/movie Johnny Got His Gun by Dalton Trumbo tells a story of a soldier who has lost all of his senses, and is just a mind trapped within a body. This isn't quite the same scenario as being a brain in a jar, as he still had memories.
The more I think about it, the weirder an isolated brain seems. Is this really a useful model for scientists?
Folks have no problem sucking out a baby from the womb, a for real small person that can develop into the next Slashdoter, cutting its face open and extracting the brain. But growing a brain in a vat gives them pause?
How fucking backwards is that?
Without proof that the in-vitro-brain can develop consciousness there is no question of it experiencing anything let alone awareness of itself or suffering.
In other news, the brain has announced its candidacy for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination, and is currently polling at 21% of likely voters.
You are welcome on my lawn.
The Man with Two Brains (1983)
Do we have the right to declare that a petri dish full of brains is not human? Where does that lead.
"that the ethical use of lab-grown human brains is nothing like a no-brainer."
Really? That JOKE is unethical.
--PeterM
I haven't read forbes in a long time, because my popup blocker breaks their "quote of the day" splash screen. and nothing of value was lost.
That is can't hold a conscious being in it. I think the information about how many neurons are in other tissue, like heart or even digestive system will have a bearing on how 'self' is defined, one day.
My ism, it's full of beliefs.
A simple brain in a jar is not that many steps removed from glass-domed brains betting quatloos on battles between their slaves.
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Did the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles teach you nothing!?
So when are we going to see the show about zombies coming out of hiding now that they have an artificial source of nourishment, and their various sexy adventures?
"that the ethical use of lab-grown human brains is nothing like a no-brainer."
There goes my coffee.
"Thou shalt not kill/perform highly invasive experiments on people" etc. is not absolute, despite what many believe. It's only there as long as at least one of the below conditions is true:
1) The individual in question, human by nature (not necessarily an actual "person"), has feelings, or can be reasonably hoped to have his/her feelings eventually restored in case he/she is in e.g. coma.
2) Somebody is attached to this individual, whatever his/her condition is, so they have feelings about him/her that can be hurt.
Neither is the case here.
if only they could be transplanted...wait ....it's easy....A CHILD could do it!
The brain is only an interface circuit; it isn't your soul.
Yes, a petri dish full of brains is not human - it's a bucket of interface circuits.
Follow the provenance.
Aha! This is how we will keep the future zombie apocalypse contained! We can provide them with a steady source of brains that they don't have to hunt humans for!
And here I was thinking these are moral issues instead of ethical