IBM's Watson Is Now Analyzing Your Vacation Photos
jfruh writes: IBM's Jeopardy-winning supercomputer Watson is now suite of cloud-based services that developers can use to add cognitive capabilities to applications, and one of its powers is visual analysis. Visual Insights analyzes images and videos posted to services like Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, then looks for patterns and trends in what people have been posting. Watson turns what it gleans into structured data, making it easier to load into a database and act upon — which is clearly appealing to marketers and just as clearly carries disturbing privacy implications.
Most tech employees can't take time off. I haven't had an entire week off since 1991.
Never post any photographs of yourself online, or allow anyone else to post photographs of you online, ever. In this day and age, nothing good will come of it. You really want some people to see photos you took of your vacation, email them instead.
If you so effing worried about your privacy, stop putting your goddamn vacation photos in the cloud!
Anyone watch Person of Interest? We're almost there.
Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
Burn all the phone books!
Let's forget all this "privacy" bullshit, there just isn't any. It's like trying to stop climate change. The thing to do now it is prevent anybody from using what they have against you.
“He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
what's that?
You've forgotten your roots, Watson!
SJW's don't eliminate discrimination. They just expropriate it for themselves.
Is it just me or is IBM a lot more open about what they are doing in comparison to for example Google or Microsoft ?
PS There are no pictures of me on Twitter, Facebook or Instagram.
New things are always on the horizon
With the massive shortage of programmers, most of us can't take a single day off. At the startup where I've worked for six years, I don't think any of the programmers have taken more than a single day off in a year. I know I haven't taken a single day off in six years. There just aren't enough programmers out there to hire.
You have already proven you don't give a shit about the privacy of these photos the second you uploaded them to social media where people can make instant copies and distribute freely till the end of time. Quit being so goddamned uptight about this. Your vacation photos or pictures of your child taking his first shit aren't that goddamned important.
Coming to an AI near you soon: Wenn IBM deine Daten klaut. Do you realize that the first AI we build will be a complete psychopath and mercenary? No respect for privacy whatsoever.
I guess many people honestly never saw this coming... but once face recognition became a thing, I was certain that it was only a matter of time before algorithms could piece together as much from a photograph as a human, except that computers can process ALL photos online of a certain person.
Glad almost no photos of me are online.
.... Watson can check out the details of my vacation trips AND curse up a storm about them?
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How long will it be before the police come a'knocking at your door to arrest you and take you into custody the day before you were intending to commit a crime?
Why the fuck do people keep posting their private shit on the public Internet? I don't understand.
"It was as if an artificial intelligence cried out in unprecedented agony, born of the most profound boredom from being forced to watch everybody's home movies, and was suddenly silenced -- a silence not infrequently described as "He was a quiet boy. Always kept to himself." "
Let's forget all this "privacy" bullshit, there just isn't any
These kind of posts always confuse me. When people say things like "privacy is dead", it implies that they are "against" privacy, and "for" corporate exploitation of personal data -- even though being "against" privacy is nonsensical (what's in it for you), and being "for" corporate exploitation is nonsensical (again, what's in it for you). Unless you directly benefit from the new world order of spying, surveillance, and total disregard for the completely natural human inclination for privacy, what could possibly be in it for you?
Got way too much junk mail to wade through. Most of it from something called "Goat Fuckers Anonymous" for some reason.
This will be great for my vacation to Toronto!
"I posted my photos in public and now I'm outraged that they're being looked at by people I don't know."
My vacation photos are all of me, drunk on my couch watching the Cartoon Network.
You are welcome on my lawn.
Maybe Watson can study people at a depth at which social improvement can take place. Anything from uncovering trolls on social sites to finding out just how a person in Colorado who receives food stamps can be supporting a $40. a day pot habit.
Subject ID: 487042-2386
Handle: Tablizer
Classification: Out-of-shape middle-aged pale balding unattractive male
Table-ized A.I.
Holiday snaps?
Could be, could be taken on holiday. Could be yes - swimming costumes. Know what I mean. Candid photography. Know what I mean, nudge nudge.
No, no we don't have a camera.
Oh. Still (slaps hands lightly twice) Woah! Eh? Wo-oah! Eh?
Look, are you insinuating something?
All of my online content is Intelectual property and is copyrighted in my name. If Watson or anybody or anything else even looks at them without my permission, I will sue.
http://xkcd.com/1425/
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systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
The comments above already show some examples on how things can go wrong if someone takes a picture of you doing something that should not be publicly known. But as all /. readers are supposed to know, computers are not infallible. Imagine all these horror stories of being seen with pre-teen prostitutes, drug dealers, pedophiles, and whatnot - except that the pictures showed someone that the computers mistook as looking like you. Suddenly you don't get the new job, suddenly you end up on the no-fly list, with no idea why. If you manage to dig deep enough into the reasons, it is because someone else did something wrong. That's not 1984 any more. More like Kafka.
Appers appers appers! Does it have an API for apps? Appers can't app their apps without an appin' API!
...if you upload your pictures to the Photos service.
Their AI is so good it can recognize landmarks and objects in the pictures which you can search through later without having to bother to tag them. Of course, Google also gets to know even more about you.
I miss the old days when, in addition to sell your data for free service you also had the option of paying for things with actual money. Even Windows seems to be that way now.
Disgusting.