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1000-key Emoji Keyboard Is As Crazy As It Sounds

hypnosec writes: A YouTuber named Tom Scott has built a 1,000-key keyboard with each key representing an emoji! Scott made the emoji keyboard using 14 keyboards and over 1,000 individually placed stickers. While he himself admits that it is one of the craziest things he has built, the work he has put in does warrant appreciation. On the keyboard are individually placed emojis for food items, animals, plants, transport, national flags, and time among others.

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  1. the work he has put in does warrant appreciation by QuietLagoon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why? What's there to appreciate? A tremendous waste of time and effort? :)

  2. What's crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that the Unicode Consortium is wasting 1000s of code points on emojis.
    Sure, some of them are nice. But there's such a thing as going too far.

    1. Re:What's crazy by TWX · · Score: 1

      I don't see a reason for any of them. I didn't even see a reason for the two faces featured in 256-character code-page 437 ASCII. The only times I've ever seen them used as display characters it's been gratuitous and unnecessary, like the interface designer threw them in because they happened to be in the code page, not because they contributed anything.

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    2. Re:What's crazy by Forgefather · · Score: 4, Funny

      The faces on the standard ASCII table serve a very important purpose: to let you know that your C/C++ code is outputting garbage, and you need to check your pointers.

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    3. Re: What's crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So emoji are there to let us know our teens are outputting garbage?

    4. Re:What's crazy by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Seriously, all those emoji glyphs and not a single crudely-drawn penis.

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    5. Re: What's crazy by TWX · · Score: 1

      Seems redundant. I am not exempting myself during my teenage years from this perspective either.

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    6. Re:What's crazy by TWX · · Score: 1

      I suspect that the faces were chosen because they were already there, not created specifically for that purpose.

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    7. Re:What's crazy by mrbester · · Score: 1

      If it hadn't been for those two characters, playing Rogue would have been a lot different.

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    8. Re:What's crazy by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Or that you catted a binary file.

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    9. Re:What's crazy by eth1 · · Score: 1

      The faces on the standard ASCII table serve a very important purpose: to let you know that your C/C++ code is outputting garbage, and you need to check your pointers.

      And indicate where your dwarves are...

    10. Re:What's crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      U+13064

    11. Re:What's crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See U+1F59C and neighbours.

    12. Re:What's crazy by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Pfft... Back in my day we had Zork and didn't even have lower case letters. Hell, some of us even loaded our games off of cassette tapes.

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    13. Re: What's crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know! I didn't even ever manage to solve Fleetwood Mac Rumours.

    14. Re:What's crazy by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      They just added one more emoji, the keyboard is now obsolete...

    15. Re:What's crazy by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Really? The "@" wasn't good enough?

    16. Re:What's crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in my day, we had h and we liked it.

  3. "the work he has put in does warrant appreciation" by heezer7 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I appreciate all the free time he has compared to myself.

  4. Slashdotted already? by gigne · · Score: 2

    alternate link
    http://kotaku.com/guy-builds-c...

    Tom's videos on CS subjects are really good too. Check his youtube channel!

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    1. Re:Slashdotted already? by CannonballHead · · Score: 2

      That one is also slashdotted, so here's another one.

    2. Re:Slashdotted already? by taiwanjohn · · Score: 2

      Reminds me of the Chinese typewriters they had back in the 80s. They had a couple thousand characters on the "keyboard" which were physically picked up and stamped on the page. It took months of training just to get started... years to get proficient. Life for Chinese speakers got a LOT easier once computers became ubiquitous. But even then, there were different competing input methods and encoding schemes... It didn't really get solved until Unicode started living up to the hype back in the mid-noughties. Nowadays, it's about as easy as you could ask for.

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    3. Re:Slashdotted already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      alternate link
      http://kotaku.com/guy-builds-c...

      Tom's videos on CS subjects are really good too. Check his youtube channel!

      I was amused the error page on the actual site has no emoji at all on it.

  5. Visual Chording Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now if only one of those OLED keyboards would actually come out at a reasonable price, you could do it all in the same space.

    One day. One day someone will decide to mass produce them.

    1. Re:Visual Chording Keyboard by omnichad · · Score: 1

      CTRL+ALT+WIN/CMD+SHIFT gives 16 chord combinations for each letter key. So you really could.

    2. Re:Visual Chording Keyboard by bn557 · · Score: 1

      if you get super dexterous with them fingers, you have 2 of each (at least my keyboard reports left and right variants of ctrl/alt/shift, and you have the windows 'super key' and the menu 'super key' that are reported as Super_L and Super_R). That's 256 Combinations per key not flagged as a modifier.

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    3. Re:Visual Chording Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we going back to the space cadet keyboard?

    4. Re:Visual Chording Keyboard by omnichad · · Score: 1

      It only takes 16 for emoji. 256 modifier combinations is still not quite enough for all the characters defined in Unicode 1.0.1

  6. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess we have an igNobel nominee right there.

  7. Woohoo! by easyTree · · Score: 1

    I feel crackberry beating a path to his door.

    1. Re:Woohoo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, BlackBerry has had a better way of doing it for ten years -- configurable keyboard shortcuts. 'hrt' gives me a nice heart, "apl" for an apple, "bl" for the BlackBerry logo, etc. I like the emoji suggestions on some Android keyboards though. Pretty cool stuff.

  8. I am 34 and what is this. by MattGWU · · Score: 1

    It's....a gigantic keyboard. For...communicating entirely in emoticons....? I think?

    (It's slashdotted, so can't RTFA, but I feel like I'm too old to get this anyway)

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    1. Re:I am 34 and what is this. by vikingpower · · Score: 1

      I am 48 and seem to get it. It is just doing stuff for the sake of doing it. Or so it seems.

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    2. Re:I am 34 and what is this. by MattGWU · · Score: 1

      That's fine and all, but was there a use or intention behind it?

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    3. Re:I am 34 and what is this. by vikingpower · · Score: 1

      Don't think so. It's like this guy who was quite much into motor cycles and, one day, was bored. He went to his shed and his this crazy idea of mounting a rear axle with two wheels on an ordinary motor cycle - and thus the trike was born. Do I want one ? No way. Useful ?  Nope. Intention ? Hardly any. Entertaining ? Hell, yes.

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    4. Re:I am 34 and what is this. by nytes · · Score: 1

      I'm 50-something and I get it. He did it because he could. The intention was to have some fun.

      Why does a mountain climber climb a mountain?

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    5. Re:I am 34 and what is this. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Same reason a dog licks his balls. Doesn't mean you should copy him.

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    6. Re:I am 34 and what is this. by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      At least pet him first.

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    7. Re:I am 34 and what is this. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      I am 48 and seem to get it. It is just doing stuff for the sake of doing it. Or so it seems.

      Doesn't that ultimately explain most/all things?

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    8. Re:I am 34 and what is this. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      How long are you here, and is there anything [DRADDADADDATISH] (too slow!) you'd recommend on the menu?

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    9. Re:I am 34 and what is this. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Why does a mountain climber climb a mountain?

      Lack of proper outlets for creativity in the home?

    10. Re:I am 34 and what is this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am 32 and I remember when techies got excited over cool, unique projects which actually accomplished something and not just some computer related arts and craft project by autists craving attention. I'm pretty sure apps have melted the brains of a generation.

    11. Re:I am 34 and what is this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't have stories about mountain climbers on Slashdot.

  9. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by mejustme · · Score: 2

    Agreed. At first when I read the title I was thinking Asian languages. But what in the world is this doing on slashdot? A dozen keyboards on a table all hooked up to a laptop, and all to print variations of :) and :( ...

  10. It is pretty crazy by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

    Aren't many emoji combinations or modifications of other emoji? I seem to recall this was done (for among other reasons) to accommodate different skin colors and such?

    This was the best I could find after a bunch of googling:

    http://www.unicode.org/reports...

    1. Re:It is pretty crazy by gigne · · Score: 1

      Yes, the 1000 key emoji keyboard supports those colour modifiers too.

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  11. I was saying... by Aethedor · · Score: 2

    By the time you find the right emoji, you already forgot what you wanted to .... uhm ....

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    1. Re:I was saying... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      I know, right? Do you have any idea how long it took me to type out my resume using only emoji?

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    2. Re:I was saying... by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      With the amount of emoji in existence plus what's coming up I have indeed recently been wondering when the first novel will be published written exclusively using emoji characters!

  12. 1000 keys?! by wardrich86 · · Score: 1

    Why not just assign 2 emojis per key, and use Shift/Caps Lock to toggle between the sets? He could have used 1/2 the hardware and 1/2 the space.

    1. Re:1000 keys?! by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Shift, ctrl, and alt can do it on an 8th of the hardware aka slightly less and 2.

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    2. Re:1000 keys?! by coldsalmon · · Score: 1

      Why not just have one one-screen button that brings up all of the emojis, with the most-used ones on top? Oh wait...

    3. Re:1000 keys?! by easyTree · · Score: 1

      "Guy uses common sense to avoid gratuitous redundancy" doesn't have the same eye-bait?

    4. Re:1000 keys?! by omnichad · · Score: 1

      And if you have the Win/CMD modifier key, you can do it in one keyboard. But then you'd have to stick 8 icons on one key. Like a previous poster said, this would work great with an OLED keyboard that would change the keys as you press the modifiers.

    5. Re: 1000 keys?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      12 keyboards is gratuitously redundant if you ask me.

  13. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've generally stuck with the whole "well if he learned something, it wasn't a waste" line of thinking. I try doubly so when it's something where can't suss out its usefulness, give them the benefit of the doubt. But no, this is fucking stupid and emoji's are fucking stupid. All I see when I look at them is the hospital diagnostics board from Idiocracy.

  14. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by nult · · Score: 1

    Agreed, what a waste of time.. He created something that has no practical purpose..outside of his own amusement .

  15. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by TWX · · Score: 4, Informative

    That's what I was thinking.

    Western languages with alphabets around the common 26-letter model construct concepts by grouping letters into words and then words into sentences. Eastern languages with logograms like Hanzi or Kanji can have their logograms 'built' as they can be reduced to a combination of particular strokes that when put together create a specific meaning, so in effect, keyboards for Eastern logograms can be assembled through keystrokes in a fashion similarly to how they're drawn through brush strokes.

    This Emoji keyboard is silly, especially as a form of logogram, Emojis only contain so many varieties of each type of characteristic. That's why we used to type them on our keyboards using ASCII or extended ASCII, because we could represent the expression without having to have a specific icon for it.

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  16. Stupidity, thy name is emoji by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the first range of code points in UTF that needs to be officially retracted, and whoever thought it would be a good idea to add that nonsense overhead to a standard that needs to be understood and handled by practically every computerized system in the world should be banned from doing standards work and deserves a good flogging at the very least. Fucking idiots!

    1. Re:Stupidity, thy name is emoji by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blame Apple. It was a Japanese standard for Japanese text messages. For some stupid reason rather than implementing them only for Japanese versions of iOS, Apple decided to make them available on western builds. So now we're all stuck with this stupid bullshit rather than it being contained to Japan where it belongs.

    2. Re:Stupidity, thy name is emoji by easyTree · · Score: 2

      Not nearly xenophobic enough; please hand back your white hood.

    3. Re:Stupidity, thy name is emoji by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were originally only on Japanese locale settings, but people wrote apps to unlock them. Apple eventually gave up and allowed them to be enabled in all locales.

  17. Wouldn't it be easier... by bobthesungeek76036 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be easier to have a touch pad and toggle through all the different emoji sets???

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  18. Direct youtube link. by sims+2 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Direct youtube link.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Because that's what you were looking for anyway.

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  19. Emojis are for cows. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are all cows. Cows say moo. MOOOOO! MOOOOO! Moo cows MOOOO! Moo say the cows. YOU EMOJI COWS!!

    1. Re:Emojis are for cows. by mark-t · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Which one? U+1F404 or U+1F42E?

    2. Re:Emojis are for cows. by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I am somewhat impressed that at least one moderator was apparently able to pick up on this joke without any hints. Although I suppose it's also possible that the joke wasn't really that funny.

      I probably could have made it a little less esoteric by explicitly linking to U+1F404 and U+1F42E, but in all honesty, that didn't occur to me at the time.

  20. Done before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was called 'non-simplified Chinese'.

  21. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by nytes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why? What's there to appreciate? A tremendous waste of time and effort? :)

    Why? See, right there you used an emoticon. It took you two whole keystrokes.

    Tom could have typed it with one!

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  22. The keyboard highlights the stupidity of unicode. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The keyboard is a crazy joke if you are into that kind of thing.

    What is really crazy is that these stupid symbols are being encoded into unicode.

    Which I suspect is the pint he was trying to make.

  23. Hieroglyphics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The human race is regressing back to communicating with silly pictures scribbled upon a digital wall.

    1. Re:Hieroglyphics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I keep wearing out my smiling poop key!! :(((

    2. Re:Hieroglyphics by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      You need to stop discussing Microsoft software!

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  24. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

    A visual demonstration of the sillyness and pointlessness of emoji.

    I've never used one. Why would I? I have words and, on occasion, an old-fashioned ascii smiley :>

    (Why the >? Look at the name. That's why.)

  25. Tom Scott released a 'making of' video as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tom Scott released today a 'making of' video describing how he made it. and tech 'bodging' in general.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIFE7h3m40U

    And here is a direct link to his original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AtBE9BOvvk

  26. cooler idea... by avandesande · · Score: 1

    Use facial recognition to map current facial expression to emoji :-)

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    1. Re:cooler idea... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      "Uh... how do I get the poop emoji to show up? ...Really?!?"

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    2. Re:cooler idea... by nytes · · Score: 1

      Entering the puking emoji could also be kind of messy.

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    3. Re:cooler idea... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Use facial recognition to map current facial expression to emoji :-)

      Show me your best eggplant face...

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  27. To paraphrase a wise philosopher by Nidi62 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he didn't stop to think if he should.

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    1. Re: To paraphrase a wise philosopher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He would have been fine if he had been wearing his rocket boots. Even people not from this world know you don't climb El Capitan without then.

  28. Is there an emoji for apathy... oh nevermind... by MiniMike · · Score: 1

    Looks like it's just a bunch of non-modified keyboards (except for adding stickers) taking up X times a usual workspace. From the description it sounded like there was more to it. Maybe there's more info in the slashdotted and unreadable link, but overall seems like it's =[.

  29. I came here for a hardware story, I got stickers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was thinking he may have actually hacked together a bunch of 104 keys to create a giant 1000 key keyboard. This is boring. It's 14 keyboards plugged into a USB hub, some "fancy software", and key mapping.

  30. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Precisely. A paragon of inefficiency. But it's still kinda fun.

  31. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by mattventura · · Score: 1

    Well, it looks like he didn't even really make a keyboard, he just took some existing ones, put emoji stickers on them, and then remapped their buttons to emojis through whatever means. I thought it would have been something like this.

  32. Call DHS by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    It's a BOMB!

    1. Re:Call DHS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever you say, faggot.

  33. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by mrbester · · Score: 5, Funny

    But it would have taken him ten minutes to find the key.

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  34. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by tlhIngan · · Score: 3, Informative

    A visual demonstration of the sillyness and pointlessness of emoji.

    I've never used one. Why would I? I have words and, on occasion, an old-fashioned ascii smiley :>

    Which is true, if you're limiting yourself to Western European languages. If you limit yourself to English, you can get rid of silly accented characters too.

    The reason for the Emoji entering our lives really stems from Apple trying to be universal. The history of Emoji is that it comes from Japan, as Japanese carriers sought to differentiate themselves by adding little pictograms. Of course, Apple had to bring their iPhone to Japan, which mean Apple needed to support Emoji as well (and for a little while, the Emoji keyboard was Japan-only)

    Emoji really entered our space when it was discovered that we can't represent Japanese text with Emoji in Unicode. It was not possible to convert because Unicode was lacking the Emoji codepoints to which you could convert to.

    Which is why Unicode added a pile of Emoji - because the goal of Unicode is to be able to universally represent text - and Emoji was text that couldn't be converted to or from Unicode.

  35. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by nult · · Score: 1

    hahaha, exactly!

  36. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But still, fewer keystrokes! Like the fewer clicks that most Linux users on Slashdot measure their desktop efficiency by, regardless of whether it means visually searching through nested menus. By this logic, the ten minutes is much easier and more intuitive than pressing an extra key. This should be the new default keyboard for Linux users.

  37. Wimp! by necro81 · · Score: 1

    Bah! A true hacker would have done it using a chorded keyboard!

  38. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    ...that's achieved through efficient design. This is not efficient design. You're confusing the UI's of Unix with DOS.

    Dealing with n+1 keyboards is hardly efficient. Once you've created something suitably flexible for 2015, then such a
    a single suitable programmable keyboard could have the most often used emoji on the "default page" ONE keyboard. Much better than mucking around with n+1 them.

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  39. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Self-amusement can't be a practical purpose for a hobby project?

  40. :-)

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  41. Impressive but... by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    I would have been more impressed if he had instead of used stickers, had programmed the emoji to be displayed on the key itself using a programmable keyboard.

    1. Re:Impressive but... by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      Those keypads/sticks just use removable lenses you can insert paper under, same as a Tipro or Cherry programmable keyboard. They don't have tiny displays on the keys. Sorry to disappoint you.

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    2. Re:Impressive but... by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

      Didn't realize that a 72x72 pixel display constituted a piece of paper...

      http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/optimus/popularis/

    3. Re:Impressive but... by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      The parent post to my response was talking about the Xkeys products, not the Optimus. I know what's in the Xkeys products because I own one. They do have one LED per key, but it's either on or off (and possibly has two color states). They most definitely do not have OLED displays.

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  42. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    The problem is that emojis are now purely grahics ... and generally things people expect you're going to download to your phone.

    So when someone wants to have "Christmas tree, Christmas tree, Budweiser, Pizza, rabid weasel, rabid weasel, rabid weasel" ... the expectation is you've downloaded these from somewhere, and if you send this crap to your friends, they'll also download it.

    It now has nothing to do with the smileys it started from, and has turned into something which seems quite different.

    If someone texts me with a bunch of random emojis, I'm going to get blanks, because I don't give a crap enough to download all of your stupid little emojis.

    I'm afraid I simply don't see the point of them other than appealing to a bunch of teenagers who think they're cute.

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  43. Scott Emoji Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm just going to wait until everyone gets used to finding their emojis on this keyboard and then design the Dvorak emoji keyboard so you guys can fight about it.

  44. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    re: This Emoji keyboard is silly

    with that many emojis who needs alpha numeric symbols?

  45. Re:I came here for a hardware story, I got sticker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same.

    And the guy looks really proud! C'mon, someone please. drop the H bomb! I cannot stand this world anymore.

  46. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by hey! · · Score: 2

    Self-amusement can't be a practical purpose for a hobby project?

    It's one of those things we couldn't have imagined when the Internet was thrown open to anyone back in the early 90s. We didn't anticipate it would be used to spread cat memes, revive white supremacist ideology, or more to the point usher in a new golden age or priggery.

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  47. Wrong, you bigot! by s.petry · · Score: 1

    Linux people don't measure their productivity by "clicks", they measure by real productivity. How long does it take me to perform X task on Y computers, or how fast can I automate X task for Y computers. You Windows xenophobes just can't comprehend doing very much without your mouse.

    I get it, and fully understand that we are different. You like to open Explorer and click through menus and objects until you find what you want. Good for you! I prefer to type it. In *nix my method is always faster than the GUI. Windows made working with CLI difficult intentionally, so in Windows you will almost always work faster in the GUI.

    Now to your asinine statement above, they two are not even close to related. Imagine having to open character map and search through 1,000 little icons to find what you need. That is this 1,000 key keyboard. Whereas normally you and I would use the same keyboard and have the same ease in finding things due to familiarity and consistency.

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    1. Re:Wrong, you bigot! by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 1

      Windows made working with CLI difficult intentionally, so in Windows you will almost always work faster in the GUI.
      Erm, no. Windows made it so you COULD use the GUI instead of the CLI.
      In linux you HAVE to use the CLI.

      FYI, I use windows as my primary OS, at work and at home, and I use the CLI in windows all the time.

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    2. Re:Wrong, you bigot! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I use windows as my primary OS, at work and at home

      I think I hear the sound of pitchforks being sharpened and torches lit...

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    3. Re:Wrong, you bigot! by s.petry · · Score: 1

      _Your_ use of the CLI does not argue or address my comment. Come back when you have something better to offer than a Straw Man based on your personal anecdote.

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  48. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by TWX · · Score: 1

    Uh, people that want only around a hundred keys to have to choose from in order to type quickly?

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  49. slahsdhotted by sproketboy · · Score: 2

    Hey it's been slashdotted! That hasn't happened in years! Congratz guys!

  50. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The point is exactly the same as in any other text-based communication system that also includes images -- like books and newspapers and web pages and twitter and science journals -- to provide flexibility in conveying information beyond what ASCII allows.

    You don't have to like or use them, but choosing to avoid understanding them will only hurt you in the end.

  51. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would I want a black santa?

  52. Large keys? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Is there a spacebar-sized key for the poop emoji? My daughter uses that one the most, by far.

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  53. Soo.. by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 1

    Does it have the 'Any' key ?

    Brings new meaning to the term 'hunt and peck'.

    Sorry I can't stop. Where's the stop key ?

  54. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny

    But it would have taken him ten minutes to find the key.

    Unless he remapped it to the 1000-key Dvorak Emoji layout.

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  55. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    640keys is more than enough!

  56. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by agm · · Score: 1

    I would suggest the number of views his YouTube video will get will make this well worth it. And good for him.

  57. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by JazzLad · · Score: 1

    Self-amusement can't be a practical purpose for a hobby project?

    It's one of those things we couldn't have imagined when the Internet was thrown open to anyone back in the early 90s. We didn't anticipate it would be used to spread cat memes, revive white supremacist ideology, or more to the point usher in a new golden age or priggery.

    You meant of priggery, moron!


    Nah, just kidding, it amused me to prove your point (which I agree with).

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  58. chill out! by serbanp · · Score: 1

    Cut him some slack, will you?

    It is obvious that Tom did this pretty much useless hack to amuse himself and, maybe, to hint at the total waste of resources the emoji concept leads to.

    Tom is a really nice and interesting guy, he doesn't deserve the bleating his kludge produced here, on /.

  59. Not as extreme, but... by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    What I use every day is nowhere near as extreme, but it is conceptually similar. Basically I took a Cherry point-of-sale programmable keyboard and physically removed five of the eight rows of keys, then glued it to the back end of another, stock POS keyboard. I have changed the key labels for ones with a bit more useful color-coding, and swapped the positions of Escape and `~, but otherwise this setup has been stable for months now, after several months of daily-to-weekly refactoring.

    To get tons of usable symbols, I have mapped four to each key on the "backplane" part. Lower left is unshifted, upper left is shifted, lower right is Ctrl+key, and upper right is Alt+key. I also have less commonly used symbols defined in a large AutoHotkey script of my own creation. (I know Windows is unpopular around here, but it's what I use, and AHK is the right tool for this job.) I can -- and frequently do -- type accented characters or ones resembling composite characters via hotstrings, as well as Unicode symbols. If you want to know what's in my list, why not go directly to the source and look? Anyone is welcome to modify and redistribute as they see fit, provided you don't try to do something malicious and blame it on me.

    The macro keys are defined on a per-application basis, but labeled with their functions in GVOX Encore, since that is by far the most complex usage I put them to. Even the blue Ctrl+letter keys are occasionally "stolen" for specific purposes, if that key combination has no effect in a given app ordinarily. These assignments are not in the script linked above.

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    1. Re:Not as extreme, but... by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      Oh, I forgot to mention that what I'm lacking in keyboard overkill, I compensate for in wall-of-monitors overkill. I do find a way to use them all though, unlike separate keys for 1000 emoji.

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    2. Re: Not as extreme, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your keyboard looks much better. Guy in article just has 12 keyboards on his desk that he calls 1.
      Most modern keyboards are trivial to set up profiles for, he could have easily just made a dozen profiles for 1 keyboard.

  60. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by dmomo · · Score: 1

    When I read the title I thought it was going to be a 1000 character emoji. What a bummer.

  61. The Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For 12 year old girls. Who don't use keyboards!

  62. 101 x 14 = 1000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fourteen keyboards can be combined to make a big keyboard with 1000 keys? What kind of keyboards did he start out with?

  63. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by unrtst · · Score: 2

    ...because I don't give a crap enough to download all of your stupid little emojis.

    Emoji's are part of Unicode/UTF-8. They work like any other character, like the ones you're reading now. When I enter "N", you may see it in Times New Roman, Arial, or whatever you have your fonts set to, so it might not look the same as what I see, but it's still a capitalized 14th letter of the english alphabet. Similarly, when someone sends you a smiling cat emoji, it's just a character code, and your system/font may or may not display it the same as their system, or may not display it at all.

    Long story short, people aren't sending you pictures, and you're not downloading pictures**.

    ** exception to this rule is the "stickers" feature in Google Hangouts and similar stuff. Those are pictures, not emoji, though the files themselves are not sent whenever you send them (they use something similar to & to send them).

  64. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by interval1066 · · Score: 1

    Hey, I'm not looking to buy such a keyboard any time soon, and I agree, he probably wasted his time. But it was his time to waste.

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  65. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by interval1066 · · Score: 1

    Which is true, if you're limiting yourself to Western European languages.

    I limit myself to languages I can speak so, yeah, I'm fairly limiting myself by only speaking the one I guess.

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  66. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by hey! · · Score: 1

    Sorry. Can hear you over the deafening roar of Internet tutting.

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  67. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An amusing demonstration of the superiority of approximately phonetic alphabets over approximately pictographic ones? :)

    I kid, but at the same time I'm rather glad that I never had to learn a gazillion pictograms. English may not be perfect, and the spelling conventions may be a bizarre (if fascinating and occasionally informative) historical accident, but at least there are only 26 characters and a handful of numbers and symbols involved. I'm sure those who grew up with Chinese characters or similar would hold precisely the opposite view.

    (regarding TFA: I can appreciate the cool factor. It's like a nixie clock or one of those useless boxes that only switch themselves off - fun for its own sake with no other justification needed)

  68. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by unrtst · · Score: 1

    EXACTLY what I was thinking. It still would have been pretty useless, but at least it would have been something. He didn't even the keyboards out of their plastic shells to put into one big shell... they're just sitting on a table! WTF. And he "programmed" something so they'd all work? Bullshit. He configured the keyboard remapping. That's not programming, it's configuring a program.
    I was actually hoping it'd show how to make a custom keyboard layout - I could probably find a use for a small one (maybe a row of keys to put on the front side of my desk, which is above my keyboard tray, so I can reach up with a finger and poke some volume/media/etc type of keys)

  69. The geek is a humorless stick-in-the-mud. by westlake · · Score: 1

    I get it that the geek dislikes the alleged "inefficiency:' of languages that are inherently and compellingly pictographic. But his objections to the use of the humble emoji to enliven conversations over what can still be very pricey low bandwidth connections makes no sense.

    The rebus is four centuries old in the western world; typographic art and the emoticon as old the printing press. When Unicode opens the door to greater fun and play in the use of language and pictures, I am all for it.

  70. Cool but... by regbarnett19 · · Score: 1

    I think this is cool, but the who created this should use his smartness to event things that actually gives real value to people's lives...

  71. I've seen this thing somewhere. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  72. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what in the world is this doing on slashdot?

    It fits right in: Slashdot - News for turds, stuff that doesn't matter.

  73. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by jandersen · · Score: 1

    Oh, come on - it is just a bit of fun, of course it is silly. They guy isn't suggesting it was anything else. And in the process of making it all work, he has probably learned a lot of useful stuff, such as developing an idea, persisting with a project that was probably quite tedious at times, not to mention having to understand how keyboards work and how their data are transmitted and processed at the receiving end. There is a lot of this project that I find positive; don't be such a wet blanket.

    As for 'Eastern languages' - what is normally called CJK (China, Japan and Korea) character sets: they are all input into computers using input methods. Off the top of my head, I can only recall one that I think is derived from strokes, plus a small number of handwriting recognition systems; the rest are based on transcription into ASCII. Popular input methods systems on the Linux desktop are SCIM, XIM and fcitx; have a look at them if you're interested.

  74. Re:"the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quite sure this dude makes a living from youtube vids under the "computerphile". This is just part of his "job". Whether he uses the keyboard or not, he gets paid from ad impressions from everyone looking at his videos.

  75. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Hey, I'm not looking to buy such a keyboard any time soon, and I agree, he probably wasted his time. But it was his time to waste.

    Obviouly, but that doesn't mean slashdot has to waste our time on it.

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  76. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Christmas tree, Christmas tree, Budweiser, Pizza, rabid weasel, rabid weasel, rabid weasel

    Sounds like the call sign of a Special Forces team on acid.

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  77. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (slashdot can't into UTF8, so this'll have to do:)

    U+1F524 INPUT SYMBOL FOR LATIN LETTERS
    U+1F51B ON WITH EXCLAMATION MARK WITH LEFT RIGHT ARROW ABOVE
    U+1F4D6 OPEN BOOK
    U+1F62A SLEEPY FACE

    U+1F5A7 THREE NETWORKED COMPUTERS
    U+261C WHITE LEFT POINTING INDEX
    U+1F63A SMILING CAT FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH
    U+1F44D THUMBS UP
    U+1F192 SQUARED COOL

  78. Re: the work he has put in does warrant appreciati by samwichse · · Score: 1

    Is that the one that puts the five most commonly used emojis in the home row under one hand? :-) :-( :-P ;-) >:(