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GCHQ Tried To Track Web Visits of "Every Visible User On Internet"

An anonymous reader writes with Ars Technica's story on the relevations reported today by The Intercept that the UK's GCHQ has been tracking World Wide Web users since 2007, with an operation called "Karma Police" -- "a program that tracked Web browsing habits of people around the globe in what the agency itself billed as the 'world's biggest' Internet data-mining operation, intended to eventually track 'every visible user on the Internet.'"

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  1. Radiohead fans? by nmpg · · Score: 2

    Well, at least they have good taste!

    1. Re:Radiohead fans? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      This is what you get when you mess with us...

    2. Re:Radiohead fans? by purplepolecat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Their facial recognition technology can now distinguish a "Hitler hairdo" with 89% accuracy. Arrests have been made.

    3. Re:Radiohead fans? by king+neckbeard · · Score: 3, Funny

      I feel like Paranoid Android would have been a slightly more appropriate choice.

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    4. Re: Radiohead fans? by ememisya · · Score: 1

      The only way we can have any hope for privacy is for quantum processors to become widely available. Also cheap electron microscopes would be nice.

    5. Re:Radiohead fans? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      already used for the ... erm, nothing, no honestly, nothing. Yeah, very good point, we should have used that one, silly us.

    6. Re:Radiohead fans? by Sun · · Score: 1

      This is better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      Shachar

    7. Re: Radiohead fans? by ememisya · · Score: 1

      I would have called it, ILL-LOGICAL

  2. Karma Police? by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

    That sounds ridiculous. They should have used something with more of a verbal punch, perhaps recalling banditry and tracking on a live document.

    1. Re:Karma Police? by geekmux · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That sounds ridiculous. They should have used something with more of a verbal punch, perhaps recalling banditry and tracking on a live document.

      All puns aside, the name is no more ridiculous than any bullshit justification for tracking "every visible user on the internet".

      Yeah, go ahead three/four-letter agencies, I'd love to see what reasons you'll pull out of your ass for this one.

    2. Re:Karma Police? by geekmux · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, go ahead three/four-letter agencies, I'd love to see what reasons you'll pull out of your ass for this one.

      Advertising. Google tracks and profiles every visible user on the Internet. Do you use Google products or services?

      Google is a corporation in the land of capitalism, with profit to create and manage, otherwise they no longer exist as a corporation. And for the intelligent computer user, they are already well aware that they are the product when they use Google.

      Tell me again the bullshit reason any government agency needs to attempt to do the same thing, especially when that expense is paid for by the taxpayer.

    3. Re:Karma Police? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 2

      They only have issues with the government spying on them for some brainwashed libertarian reason.

      Corporations spying, that's fine.. they've bought into the koolaid advertising and marketing that these corps can do no evil.

      I'm sure if the government had the same marketing capabilities as say, Apple, people would be signing up to hand over their data, and would even wear some device that gave permission for the government to track them 24/7. Now think about that iWatch on their wrists.

    4. Re:Karma Police? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      One is by choice, the other by force. How is this inconsistent? I don't know if you're willfully ignorant, stupid, or trolling. I hope you're just stupid. Stupidity is something we can work with, we can cure that.

      For example, I use GMail and allow tailored search results. However, I block everything they use like ads and tracking scripts with uMatrix. I made the choice to give up some of my privacy for the convenience of tailored search results.

      I did not choose to have the NSA spy on me. I elect what information I share with them and how, as well as when, I share it. I do not control what data they, and other government bodies, take. I do control what Google scrapes and it's labor intensive to configure (initially) but worth it in the end. I make exceptions based on the results - if it's more beneficial for me to enable the Google API then I'll do so for that particular site. Generally it is not required so it seldom gets used.

      Electing to share data with Google is not giving the government, or any other party, carte blanc to access that permission. This is not even a difficult concept - children can understand the idea of telling one thing to one person and the difference between that and sharing the information with everyone or having someone spy on you to access that information. Hell, you could even find an analogy between it and the game of Hide and Seek.

      I realize you think you're smart but the two positions are quite consistent. If you can't understand the difference don't bother to reply. I've neither the time nor patience to give instructions on critical thinking when the subject is not capable or not interested. There is no false dichotomy. The two positions are just fine to be held and do not conflict with each other. It is about control and permission.

      I'm forced to reason that you lack the intelligence of a child who is capable of playing Hide and Seek.

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  3. Wow, they picked a reassuring name by He+Who+Has+No+Name · · Score: 2

    Considering the next lyrics in that song after "Karma Police" are... ..."Arrest this man".

    I *totally* feel safer and more free already, and I don't even live under that regime.

    Not that they couldn't just make one phone call across the pond and have whatever they want done to me in the dead of night with no trace. Yay freedom.

  4. And you all think MS and Windows 10 is bad... by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 2

    For all the snorting over Windows 10 and privacy... it is nothing compared to this nonsense...

    And some people think, "oh, but I run Linux, so I'm safe!"

    Yep, sure you are... :)

    1. Re:And you all think MS and Windows 10 is bad... by Travis+Mansbridge · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't just ignore your privacy rights in one area because there is a greater threat in another. If you want these organizations to respect your privacy, you have to start by respecting it yourself.

    2. Re:And you all think MS and Windows 10 is bad... by slashdime · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Do you know anything about IT and the internet? Your post suggests otherwise.

      This datamines via cookies. You consent to these (or not) via your browser. This is about the same as you walking down the street and deciding whether or not you care to dodge the cctv cameras watching you.

      Windows 10 is your operating system and you have no idea what it does. How do I know this? Because I have no idea what it does. And I'm willing to bet 99% of Microsoft has no idea what the new telemetry of Windows 10 collects. This is the same as hiring a butler that watches everything you do over your shoulder and every 10 minutes, he speaks quietly into an encrypted walkie talkie and you have no idea what he's telling his association of butlers. But you do know one thing, which is that the NSA/GCHQ has access and power over this association.

      So laugh away? Ha ha ha?

    3. Re:And you all think MS and Windows 10 is bad... by WaffleMonster · · Score: 3, Informative

      For all the snorting over Windows 10 and privacy... it is nothing compared to this nonsense...

      Newflash for those who don't already know: The Internet is insecure. There is no way to change this without assured failure and or imposition of tyranny.

      Those who want security across a global communication network run by those with interests unaligned with their own must take responsibility for their communications by establishing trust and deploying end to end security.

      Denying passive, untargeted en-masse Internet surveillance to the worlds governments, Intelligence agencies and (criminal) enterprises is a relatively trivial undertaking. We have only ourselves to blame for allowing this bullshit to persist.

      What you do locally on your own computer on the other hand is none of the operating system vendors business. There is no ethical reason to intentionally leak information about you or what you are doing to the operating system vendor and by extension governments and criminal enterprises. This can be stopped by ditching the offending operating system.

    4. Re:And you all think MS and Windows 10 is bad... by Burz · · Score: 2

      I run Qubes OS, you insensitive clod.

  5. You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know its getting a lot harder the tell the good guys from the bad guys, so much so I am not sure there is any meaningful difference.

  6. "Tried to" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Article suggests "does". The sequence will go as follows, or similar, looking at web site visits, search queries, benefitting from LE access to Facebook etc to see instant messages:

    - genuine national security threats
    - interest in Islamism
    - anti-establishment politicians and their most powerful supporters
    - all remaining politicians, to keep them in line
    - high stakes economic criminals
    - campaigners against government policy or government-friendly business
    - the most dangerous suspects of crime, e.g. murderers
    - people involved in distributing child pornography
    - users of anonymising services
    - people who view any pornography that doesn't pass regulations
    - posters to prominent or troublesome political forums
    - pirates, yarhh!
    - posts to Grauniad CIF or BBC HYS

    Eventually nearly everyone is either under suspicion of committing at least one crime or has said something which taken out of context looks dangerous enough to warrant further investigation should anyone want to make their lives miserable in the future. The rest have said or viewed something embarrassing enough that (you were depressed once and looked for help? Furry porno watched one curious weekend? A racist rant... oh, you were just trolling?), should they ever become relevant in any way, the media will somehow find out.

  7. "...billed as the 'world's biggest'..." by turkeydance · · Score: 2

    show under one roof. sucker born every minute.

  8. Re:Not needed by Dunbal · · Score: 2

    You cannot accuse much less convict people for something they haven't done yet. Once you do that, we're at despotism and there's nothing stopping them from convicting you or me for whatever reason. The laws have already been pushed too far. Why do you think it's time to abandon them? How likely are you to die in a "terror" event?

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  9. Re:Not needed by myowntrueself · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You cannot accuse much less convict people for something they haven't done yet. Once you do that, we're at despotism and there's nothing stopping them from convicting you or me for whatever reason. The laws have already been pushed too far. Why do you think it's time to abandon them? How likely are you to die in a "terror" event?

    The whole point of the law is to ensure that everyone is guilty of something. That way, whenever you want to get some particular individual there is always something to catch him on.

    You don't have to convict people for something they haven't done yet; theres always something they've done.

    Why do you think there are so many laws and no one can be sure they aren't breaking one?

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  10. Just think of the possibilities by kheldan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just think of the possibilities if they had used all those resources for something useful instead of poking their noses into things that were none of their business in the first place!

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    1. Re:Just think of the possibilities by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd like to see the possibility of prosecutions explored, and at the very least the head of MI5 must now step down. He was on Radio 4 just a few days ago saying that there was no "population level" surveillance. Clearly that was a lie. He has zero credibility now.

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    2. Re:Just think of the possibilities by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Are you a citizen of the UK? I'm suspecting you might be..
      U.S. citizen here. It apparently being a common phenomenon that you have a harder time getting the straight scoop on what's going on inside your own country than it is from the outside, I'd have to say that while the U.S. is very buggered by it's own leadership right now, I'd still rather be living here than in England or anywhere in the UK. The only thing that sounds worse to me would be living in Australia or New Zealand. Anywhere in the EU is right out as well, but that's mainly because of the immigration crisis, and I think we all know who's on the short list of who to blame for that. Sorry to hear it, you have a pretty country with a rich history and much to offer, too.

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  11. Re:Not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    You cannot accuse much less convict people for something they haven't done yet. Once you do that, we're at despotism and there's nothing stopping them from convicting you or me for whatever reason.

    Allow me to introduce you to "conspiracy to commit ____."

    https://www.law.cornell.edu/se...

  12. Re:Not needed by AHuxley · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The UK thinking on "would be far less far reaching than they are now and intelligence gathering could be much more targeted and effective." has evolved from the Ireland issues of small groups of people meeting without cell or set locations in the 1970-80's.
    The solution was to track small groups of people down the the cell level and then offer each member a personal option: work for the UK intelligence services or not.
    Over the years people where successfully advance up the cell structure exposing all existing and new cells they had command and control over.
    Thats why the UK likes to watch everything and connect everything as it cannot be sure of how, where and when people of interest will meet and if they can even be observed without sat or other very costly and advanced platforms per person.
    The "without further authorization" shows not much has changed from the 1920's or the classic Home Office Warrant (HOW) days. The pipes are fast, wide, always expanded as domestic and international data grows and collecting it all over every generation of optical upgrade.

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  13. I wonder if they ever get disappointed by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    I mean, if they've been watching since 2007 they've definitely seen me torrenting, but eventually they'd figure out I was just grabbing various Linux distros. That's gotta be a letdown.

    Maybe we should all just keep seeding old and new versions of all the distros so GCHQ has something to keep themselves busy - they're obviously not interested in actually going out and tracking down terrorists.

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  14. Re:Not needed by gbjbaanb · · Score: 2

    saying bad things about the poofs is not terrorism. Its just bulling at worst, trolling at best. There's a difference between discussion and actively trying to physically damage people.

    Maybe that's the line to draw, in which case we'd never arrest anyone until after they'd killed a load of people, but maybe that's the price we pay for your attitude towards theses criminal's liberties.

    For me terrorism is telling people what they should do, bullying them into submission with constant attacks on their views. All the time ignoring the tricky question of what we can do to protect innocent citizens from terror attacks while still respecting civil liberties.

  15. Re:Not needed by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 3

    The word "terrorist" has a clear-cut and unambiguous definition. A terrorist is someone who deliberately and intentionally targets and attacks non-combatant civilians to further his political goals.

  16. Re:Not needed by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    When the Normans took control of England in 1066, one of the first things they did was create the 'doomsday book' (basically a record of who owned what for taxation purposes).

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  17. Slow descent to fascism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Anybody who lives here knows our government is very sneaky about their eventual descent to out and out fascism. They have worked very hard over the last few decades to be able to monitor everywhere you go in the real world, everything you say over distance and everything you do in the online world.

    Why would a government working for and behalf of the people want a dossier on the physical movements, conversations and browsing details of every single one of the people it supposedly serves? Nothing but good intentions, right? Can't possibly do anything bad with all that information, right?

  18. Old troll is old. by KGIII · · Score: 1

    Added - this group is the GNAA and not (likely) APK. I had to edit the hell out of this post to make it pass the lameness filter.

    That is a fairly old copypasta. They can be found and still have (or had) their IRC channel up. They're not thriving but they're active, sort of. I think they're growing up and in need of fresh blood.

    They, among other groups, would make an interesting study. If it were my field then I'd consider doing the research and authoring a paper or two based on it. As it stands, I sometimes consider doing it though I'd never get it published because I lack the credentials - regardless of authorship's quality. I've been actively observing these folks, folks of this ilk - if you will, for quite some time.

    Watching people and reading things like comments at online message boards is one of my favorite hobbies. I've been watching the trolls since the BBS days. I don't (usually) go for trolling personally. It's not my style and I'm generally too polite to intentionally piss people off unless I've good reason for doing so. That doesn't mean that I don't admire their work. There's a difference, in my mind, between being ignorant and being a bit of a performance artist.

    Socrates would be considered a troll if he had internet access. I bet he'd have, and insist on using, an AOL email address.

    A good troll will not only make you react in a disproportionate manner but will also give one/others pause to rethink their already concluded thought patterns. In fact, good trolling (and I'm presuming such exists even if folks might argue) is fairly rare and often requires quite a bit of work. Anonymity and protection from physical repercussions means we see more online trolls than we see IRL trolls.

    I suspect that many of these folks would be missing teeth if they tried their antics in the real world.

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  19. Re:I think this is a good thing by KGIII · · Score: 1

    I certainly don't agree with them but that you think you're the arbiter of what is and isn't welcome is, in fact, a greater problem than racism, homophobia, or any other type of bigotry. That you think you've a right to control the conversation or to insist that others adhere to your level (when you've certainly no right to determine such) is a far greater social problem than racism is.

    That you tell them that you're the authority of what is and isn't quality or welcome is pretty much the definition of why you're not welcome and are getting the push back that you are. I'd submit that you're the one who is not welcome here but, in fact, you are welcome here - we have an ignore feature and can selectively read what we wish. Be that as it may, and you're certainly welcome to participate, we're laughing at you and not with you.

    That you think you're capable of deciding for others is laughable. That you think your opinion is valuable is laughable. That you think you're qualified to determine what is and isn't welcome is laughable. That you think you're able to decide the merits of conversation is laughable. That you think you're somehow able to control the conversation is laughable. That you think you're somehow entitled to control the conversation is laughable.

    You, ma'am, are doing more harm to society than the racists, sexists, homophobic, xenophobic, or other freaks are. However, yes, do continue to push your agenda. Some of us get great amusement from it. It's like watching two mentally retarded people fight over a donut. Fortunately the majority of us are sane and capable of critical thinking.

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  20. Take the sequoia trunk out of thine own eye. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    It's sad, but as European politicians pontificate about the evils of the US, and consider banning sending personal user data to the US, they conveniently overlook their own spy agencies are even more intrusive.

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  21. Re:Not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This definition would cover GCHQ/NSA themselves, no? Any definition of the word that covers all actual terrorists seems to cover a lot of people who aren't.