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Artists Create a 1000-Year GIF Loop

jovius writes: Finnish artists Juha van Ingen and Janne Särkelä have developed a monumental GIF called AS Long As Possible, which loops once per 1000 years. The 12 gigabyte GIF is made of 48,140,288 numbered frames, that change about every 10 minutes. They plan to start the loop in 2017, when GIF turns 30 years old. "If nurturing a GIF loop even for 100 — let alone 3,000 years — seems an unbelievable task, how much remains of our present digital culture after that time?", van Ingen said. The artists plan to store a mother file somewhere and create many iterations of the loop in various locations — and if one fails, it may be easily synchronized with, and replaced by, another. Maybe they should use FLIF instead.

105 comments

  1. Let me be the first to point out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    BFD. Displays of sequential numbers, or randomly generated pixels that have no interest except to "contemporary ahhtists".

    1. Re:Let me be the first to point out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Science starts with something complicated and tries to make it simple.
      Art starts with something simple and tries to make it complicated.

    2. Re:Let me be the first to point out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1

    3. Re:Let me be the first to point out by esonik · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My feeling is that artists provide a creative source of "noise" and crazy ideas that are critical for breakthroughs. Such kind of out-of-the-box thinking is heavily sought after in the scientific community. Science really needs sometimes a "mutation" of ideas to make the next big leap. Just throwing money at a problem will give you only incremental small steps of improvement. Ideas are the most important ingredient for scientific breakthrough.
      Therefore I encourage scientists to expose themselves to art and I also value artists' contributions although many of them don't make sense (to me).

    4. Re:Let me be the first to point out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1.

      I also question the value measurement that allowed this to bubble to the front page of /.

    5. Re:Let me be the first to point out by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Your comment is flip, but insightful. I'd put it a different way: science strives to reduce ambiguity, whereas art explores it. But they both strive to express the truth.

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    6. Re:Let me be the first to point out by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...and once every ten minutes? Jeez.

      I've got some funny cat GIFs that would play for a million years if I only change the image once per millennium. Can I have my prize for being clever?

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    7. Re:Let me be the first to point out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be impressed to see an animated GIF run for a couple of years, let alone 1000. OS updates, browser updates, various software crashes, hardware failure, power outages, physical moves due to office relocation or land repurposing, etc.. So many ways to interrupt this I'd say it's next to impossible without a very expensive effort.

    8. Re:Let me be the first to point out by radarskiy · · Score: 2

      The delay per frame field in the Graphic Control Extension is a 16 bit unsigned integer with units of 1/100th of a second. If you have figured out how to get an animated gif to display with frame intervals longer than 10m55s in existing viewers' code, then I suppose you really are clever.

      Let us know when you're done...

    9. Re:Let me be the first to point out by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      My question is:
      When does the copyright run out on this thing?
      Now that I think about it, copyright will probably be extended well past 1000 years before 10% of this GIF even shows.
      Mickey Mouse will live forever!

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    10. Re:Let me be the first to point out by fisted · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What's outside the box here? They're well within the box of the GIF spec

    11. Re:Let me be the first to point out by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Simple: I use my special 'millennial' GIF viewer.

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    12. Re:Let me be the first to point out by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      I'd be impressed to see an animated GIF run for a couple of years, let alone 1000.

      Not to mention the encoding bug they introduced that'll be triggered in year 567. Then they'll have to start the whole thing from scratch.

    13. Re:Let me be the first to point out by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      Art strives to express the truth? Sure, I suppose that's what an artist might say.

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    14. Re:Let me be the first to point out by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Art starts with something simple and tries to make it complicated.

      In that case, this is a failure. He started with something simple and made it...simple.

    15. Re:Let me be the first to point out by Toshito · · Score: 1

      Can I haz my prize for being clever?

      FTFY

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  2. What's in the picture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    If it's representative of "our present digital culture", 47 million of the frames must be porn.

    1. Re:What's in the picture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Half porn, half advertising.

  3. So... by minkowski76 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Was there a contest somewhere for 'Wasting Your Time In the Least Meaningful Way'? If so, these people win first place.

    1. Re:So... by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

      What are we here on Slashdot? Chopped liver?

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    2. Re:So... by morethanapapercert · · Score: 2

      replying to undo mistaken moderation

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  4. The Winters in Finland, Oh, Those Damn Winters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The dreary time of the year - September to June. But look on the bright side. Finns can make animated GIFs. And that IS Juh not Gih. Crazy Canadians.

  5. 1000 years by rossdee · · Score: 1

    Pretty impressive uptime

    By then we should be colinizing other solar systems

    1. Re: 1000 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      By then people will be saying "It's been 1000 years since the start of space travel, why aren't we colonizing other solar systems?" And the scientists will try to explain, again, why it's not happening, and everybody will ignore them and make more thinkies about astronauts stranded in other solar systems.

  6. Artistic idiocy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The goal of conceptual art isn't to create. It's to give an explanation to something stupid.

    Who cares if it's a GIF that loops every 1000 years? Why not a series of setTimeouts that loops every 1000 years? Or every million years? Or every 20 billion years? Why is the limitation of the GIF relevant? Why is the anniversary of the GIF relevant? Because as long as there's some explanation, however idiotic, it's conceptual art.

    Gee I hope these people can keep their nonsensical time delayed program code going for 1000 years.

    Not.

  7. Yawn... This was more interesting 50 years ago by david.emery · · Score: 3, Informative

    The famous Westinghouse sign in Pittsburgh that went through permutations: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    1. Re:Yawn... This was more interesting 50 years ago by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 3, Informative

      A better comparison is made in TFA to the musical piece by John Cage called As Slow As Possible. While initial performances were for a half hour or hour, some crazy people decided to build an organ in Germany and plan a performance that will last over 600 years. (The next note will change in 2020.) And then you have stuff like stretching out a recording of Beethoven's Ninth Symphony to 24 hours without pitch distortions, which was vaguely interesting over a decade ago.

      At least these previous projects had a goal of taking a preexisting artwork and pushing it to its limits. When such things were first done, it at least brought up philosophical musings about the perception of time and artworks. I'm not sure what this adds or what the novel achievement is here other than "watch me program an image file that changes slowly."

  8. Sweet by byrddtrader · · Score: 1

    Another animated GIF i can steal and put up on my animated GIF geocities website! Aha, i miss the 90's

    1. Re:Sweet by DoubleUP · · Score: 1

      This file is as large as all geocities websites put together.. plus, at 90s internet speeds, it'd probably take 1000 years to upload it :)

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  9. OK firing up Virtual Dub by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get the damned gif, change the frame rate and I am going to see how it all ends and post the spoiler all over the net. Ha, Ha, Ha...(-- Evil laughter while caressing a docile white cat)

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    1. Re:OK firing up Virtual Dub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you put it at the max framerate for GIFs (50 fps) you'd still be looking at over 11 days of gif.

    2. Re:OK firing up Virtual Dub by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

      Crap, I've got a PS4 so it's locked at 30fps.

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    3. Re:OK firing up Virtual Dub by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't tell if you're trying to be funny or just one of those dreadful PC master race kids.

    4. Re:OK firing up Virtual Dub by behrooz0az · · Score: 1

      there is no such thing as a max framerate for anything. You can render anything as fast as your computer let's you do it.

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  10. Changes every 10 minutes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 10 minute change time was presumably chosen because they generated 48,140,288 frames. Why 10 minutes? Why not 100 years, or 1 second? Why not random? Obviously they are procedurally generating the frames anyway. Why can't artists be more like engineers? Why can't engineers get grants for doing this kind of thing that would take them 10 minutes with Linux and a few shell scripts?

    1. Re: Changes every 10 minutes? by LordKronos · · Score: 2

      Because the GIF spec has frame delay defined as 100ths of a second. I haven't checked the spec, but I presume it's a 16 bit integer. 65535 hundredths of a second equates to 10.9 minutes

  11. Only 85 years short... by fisted · · Score: 5, Informative

    1,000 Years are 525,960,000 minutes, i.e. 52,596,000 10-minutes

    According to TFS, the thing has 48,140,288 Frames, one of which is displayed ever 10 minutes.

    So they seem to be 4,455,712 frames short of having it actually take 1000 years to complete.
    That's 85 years. ...artists... what a meta-failure.

    1. Re: Only 85 years short... by LordKronos · · Score: 2

      As I just mentioned in another post, I believe the spec has a 16 bit value allowed for frame delay in hundredths of seconds. That makes the max frame delay approximately 10.9 minutes. I presume the 10 minutes quoted in the article us just someone rounding to a nice sounding number

    2. Re:Only 85 years short... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the quote is "about every 10 minutes", you can start from the exact number of frames to get a better estimate (10.9255682 minutes), not start from the approximate period to derive a contradiction.

    3. Re: Only 85 years short... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that's right then it seems that the artist is still short by 102 days: 65535/100/60*48140288 = 525,812,295.68 minutes vs 525,960,000 minutes

    4. Re: Only 85 years short... by fisted · · Score: 1

      (Note that i used 365.25 days per year to arrive at the 525,960,000 minutes, the real number will be slightly smaller (but nowhere near 102 days))

    5. Re:Only 85 years short... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot about the 15 year loading time.

    6. Re:Only 85 years short... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      There is no single piece of hardware that this GIF will run on that will run for 1000 years. Eventually, the capacitors in the power supply and motherboard will dry out, and cause a failure. The best solution is to run it on a VM or container that can be moved from hardware to hardware. This move probably won't happen instantaneously, so there is probably a little wiggle room for hardware maintenance.

      However, 91.5% uptime isn't very good.

    7. Re:Only 85 years short... by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 2

      What, you never replaced components and/or soldered in a powered-up and operating piece of electronics? I'll take your geek card on the way out, thank you very much.

    8. Re:Only 85 years short... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no single piece of hardware that this GIF will run on that will run for 1000 years. Eventually, the capacitors in the power supply and motherboard will dry out, and cause a failure.

      There are plenty of systems with dual power supplies to allow for switching out broken ones. Fanless systems are also not uncommon.

      It will still probably not last 1000 years but it shouldn't be unreasonable to design a system that outlives a human.

    9. Re:Only 85 years short... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More important, there's no single human viewer who will live for 1,000+ years - long enough to see the GIF from beginning to end once.

      This GIF is only for very bored members of extremely long-lived species such as Kryptonians and Time Lords. Both of which, in this Universe, are in short supply.

    10. Re:Only 85 years short... by hackertourist · · Score: 1

      Did you account for all the leap years, and all the years that could be leap years but aren't (century years whose number is not divisible by 400)?

    11. Re:Only 85 years short... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's you point? That 250-or-so leap days could account for a 85-year discrepancy?

    12. Re:Only 85 years short... by fisted · · Score: 1

      No, I approximated it using 1 year = 365.25 days.

  12. Clocks are art? by LordKronos · · Score: 1

    A numeric display that increments at a fixed interval and periodically restarts its sequence? I didn't realise my $5 K-mart digital clock was considered art.

    1. Re:Clocks are art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Clocks are TERRORISM!!!! Didn't you get the memo? God bless Mur'ka!

    2. Re:Clocks are art? by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      Well, I think both can be true, right? Clocks = Art, as well as Clocks = Terrorism. And that sort of makes sense: by the transitive property, that implies Art = Terrorism. I can agree with that, because I do find it a bit terrifying that the thing discussed in this article is considered "art".

  13. Very interesting concept by Cochonou · · Score: 2

    The concept if very interesting, however the actual GIF could have been a little more creative than just a counter.

    1. Re:Very interesting concept by ClickOnThis · · Score: 4, Funny

      The concept if very interesting, however the actual GIF could have been a little more creative than just a counter.

      Maybe they could make the last frame a picture of Mickey Mouse. By the time it is displayed, the copyright on his image will have expired. Maybe.

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  14. Can't we do better? by pz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Long Now is a far better project than a GIF with slowly increasing numbers. Heck, Arthur Ganson's "Machine with Concrete" is better, and covers the same idea.

    If they had made the GIF a 1000 year movie of non-trivial content, then it might be far more interesting. But then, "The Clock" movie which covers 24 hours is brilliant and would be hard to surpass for density of ideas.

    48M frames would be about 550 hours of footage at 24 frames per second. That's multiple lifetimes worth of output for a prolific movie maker. So it's unlikely that you could really produce that many frames -- even ones that aren't that different one from the next, as you would have in a normal movie.

    How about something more tractable and interesting? How about "Swan Lake" at 1/100th speed (inspired by David Michalek's "Slow Dancing")? How about a basketball game at 1/100th speed? How about time-lapse of something even slower, like a simulation of geological weathering? And those are just off the top of my head. A sequence of numbers? To celebrate GIF? Can't we do better?

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  15. XKCD time comic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure that XKCD has already done an extended image comic which updates every hour, and has something interesting on each frame rather than just having an auto-incrementing number.

    1. Re:XKCD time comic by pz · · Score: 1

      http://xkcd.com/1190/

      Slightly over 3000 frames, quite a bit shy of the GIF artist's vision (if you'll allow that term), but orders of magnitude more interesting for being a movie to start with, and for being set during the flooding of the Mediterranean Basin, arguably another couple of orders of magnitude more creative.

      Heck, Mandelbrot zooms are more interesting than a counter.

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  16. But but but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a thousand years the human species will have left this rock and colonized the Universe! Who's going to be left to see it??

  17. Meh .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Usually I try to find a silver lining in projects like this -- generally it seems stupid, but perhaps there is some aspect that is novel, interesting (or better yet) technically complicated. In this case, I'm having a real hard time coming up with anything. Creating a movie that counts from 1 to 48148288 with one frame every 600 seconds and exporting to an animated GIF -- seems like something even a novice could figure out in about 2 hours with ffmpeg. Perhaps I'm just missing the artist mentality.

  18. APNG tbh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GIF? Pah! APNG is where it's at. What would the people in the year 3015 think of us?

    1. Re:APNG tbh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An APNG would be about the same filesize as the GIF. It has no way of reusing images.

      CAPTCHA: redraw

  19. You don't understand art. by mark_reh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The long, slow, uncreative .gif file is only a tiny part of this project. The biggest piece of the project is the commentary about whether it is art, created by all of us after being manipulated by the artist into doing so. The artist's contribution to the whole work was his ability to get media attention for his project and to generate something so uncreative, even unartistic in the traditional sense, so lacking in required practice or skill, that it would surely get the ball rolling on the comments.

    In this, my one comment, I have done more work than the "artist" did for the whole project.

    It's interesting how someone's small waste of time can be snowballed into a collectively huge waste of time by so many others.

    THAT is ART, and I am pleased to have been allowed a chance to contribute to the project.

    1. Re:You don't understand art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hereby submit my contribution to this artistic project.
      Best Regards,
      Anonymous Hero

    2. Re:You don't understand art. by swell · · Score: 1

      "It's interesting how someone's small waste of time can be snowballed into a collectively huge waste of time by so many others." - Will someone please mark the parent 'insightful'?

      We've seen a great deal of bizarre 'art' since Warhol, etc. A great puzzle for me was Christo who would wrap shorelines with fabric, etc. ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... ) but such eccentricities are becoming almost routine.

      Whether or not it is art is not for me to say; but these things help stimulate a healthy imagination.

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    3. Re:You don't understand art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that you Shia LaBeouf?

    4. Re:You don't understand art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tl;dr: Artist is a troll, and that's what makes it art.

    5. Re:You don't understand art. by mark_reh · · Score: 1

      You may be right, but his trolling is so much more nuanced than the average, "I'm going to post my opinion as an anonymous coward" produced by Joe Sixpack. Other than calling it art, he makes no pretensions that the .gif is anything more than it is, and he attaches his name to it. As trolling goes it is pretty mild stuff. Yet, in a thousand years someone may assemble and analyze all the responses to the project and he may be considered a genius for the simplicity of the project producing a fractal-like complex response. Imagine the different graphics the response mapping may produce! Maybe something like a pebble tossed into a pond creating ripples growing into tidal waves!

    6. Re:You don't understand art. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Short form: You can deflect accusations of being an uncreative, lazy hack by shouting, "META!" at every opportunity.

    7. Re:You don't understand art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AC-shaming = so brave!

  20. Boring by vadim_t · · Score: 1

    That's just 18 days worth of video at 30 fps. You'd think that they could have done something more interesting with that than a counter.

    1. Re:Boring by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Consider the person who would come up with the idea in the first place. No, they could not come up with something more interesting than a counter. That's probably their limit for tech science knowledge.

  21. Does FLIF support that? by sims+2 · · Score: 1

    Does FLIF even support animated graphics?

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    1. Re:Does FLIF support that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, if only there were some way to find out!

    2. Re:Does FLIF support that? by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Yes, its animated version is better known as Multi Image Lossless Format.

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  22. Easy answer by rainer_d · · Score: 1
    What remains from out digital culture?
    Easy. Nothing.
    As someone else has said: "The tragedy about our culture is that our cars break apart after ten years, yet our waste remains for decades or even centuries to come".

    Most of the digital "assets" we have (photos, videos) will be gone in a couple of years. Lost in hard-drive crashes, failed migrations or obsolescence of technology.
    Most of them were crap anyway. Those that you want to preserve: better make B/W prints...

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    1. Re:Easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who knows what advanced civilization may have inhabited earth before us, all traces of them gone because they were masters of
      1) hiding information in noise (data compression and encryption)
      2) environmentally friendly construction (stuff decomposes quickly and is reabsorbed by nature)

      Only medium complex cultures have left traces of their stone constructed buildings. Primitive ones that used wood construction have disappeared.

      B/W prints: not good enough.
      You should crave them into stone.
      Ask Darius and Xerxes.

  23. "Stuff that matters" by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    "Stuff that matters"....indeed.

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  24. More "art" by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Sadly this kind of crap passes for art. What happened to people actually making things with their hands?

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    1. Re:More "art" by CurryCamel · · Score: 1

      What happened to people actually making things with their hands?

      Craftsmanship is still going strong, I think.

  25. What's at the end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a naked lady at the end.

  26. I dunno by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    I generally don't hear much about the Finnish people, one way or the other - hopefully this blight on the eyes won't be their legacy.

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    1. Re:I dunno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Linux and Nokia 3310 is what they consider their legacy.

    2. Re: I dunno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most Finnish industrial successes affect manufacturing and other areas consumers are not that familiar with. A few that come to mind are modern paper making techniques, huge diesel/ng engines and a lot of heavy duty electrical equipment. This stuff is something you rarely think in regarda where the hell did it actually come from.

  27. I've done something much better. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have written a program that runs for(;;).

  28. Oh nose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now we have to support this awful file format for another thousand years!

  29. I could make a 1000 year GIF with GIMP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...in minutes. Big effin deal! Why is this lame shit showing on the feed?

  30. I'm sure glad they did by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    I'm sure glad they did that so I don't have to. Now every child can go to sleep with a full belly tonight.

  31. Jump scare by Ice+Station+Zebra · · Score: 1

    Pretty sure the last frame is a jump scare.

  32. I can make any animated GIF run that long by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    Download it from Centurylink.

  33. I would comment but.. by niftymitch · · Score: 1

    I would comment more but I have yet to finish watching it.

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  34. Artists? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    More like dumb-asses create useless piece of crap.

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    1. Re:Artists? by JohnStock · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more.

  35. Use MNG instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was just working out the security implications of nested LOOP in MNG yesterday. A 4-billion-frame MNG could be described in a few kilobytes. Start with a 16-million-color 4096x4096 PNG, which MNG can describe with a couple of loops (I've done that but don't have the MNG handy right now), then put that inside 4096-iteration loops that shift the result by 1 row and by 1 column and a 256-iteration loop that fades the entire thing by reducing the alpha by 1 unit each iteration. Use a framing rate of 4/second and it ought to run 1000 years. Assuming MNG has caught on by the time the animation needs to start.

    CAPTCHA: Naively

    1. Re:Use MNG instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, MNG could reproduce the animation described in TFA in a few kilobytes, too, by storing images of the digits and blank, and using 10 nested LOOPs to assemble them into frames.

  36. stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what a retarded waste of electricity and time. this is worthless. it means nothing, it does nothing. its just stupid and Slashdot is even more retarded for putting it on their news feed.

    you might as well write up a story about how a many holding an ipad in his left hand, turns on a water tap with his right hand and proceeded to record it for 33 seconds and put it on youtube.

    get this stupid shit OFF Slashdot and put it up somewhere that doesn't matter like reddit. or retarddit.

  37. 'Prior Art' by Hylandr · · Score: 1

    Just fire up any MAC running OSX and wait for it to crash.

    One thousand years? No Problem!

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    1. Re:'Prior Art' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just fire up any MAC running OSX and wait for it to crash.

      One thousand years? No Problem!

      Any Mac running OSX? I think you've already lost that bet a few million times.

  38. It doubles as by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    ...a Comcast download simulator.

  39. This was on Digg two weeks ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is Slashdot news always so far behind?

  40. Fuck GIF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It belongs back in 1995 and has no place being used for anything anymore. Use a real fucking format. I mean it's no wonder it's 12 GB, If this had been a Webm it would've compressed into a couple MB easily.

    1. re: Fuck GIF by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      It belongs back in 1995 and has no place being used for anything anymore. Use a real fucking format. I mean it's no wonder it's 12 GB, If this had been a Webm it would've compressed into a couple MB easily.

      Actually, any dedicated video format would do better than this. I have seen some sites that accept uploading of GIFs only to convert them and serve them as MPEG4. The additional advantage is supporting a larger colour range.

      GIFs seemed cool until I discovered how big they were, compared to the equivalent video. Can anyone explain why they still seem attractive?
      If it is because they are treated as images, maybe the browser image tag could silently accept MPEG4 or WebM and treat them as equivalent somehow?

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    2. Re: Fuck GIF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because people are fucking dumb, and panic at anything new. Last time I saw a blog dare to use Webms instead if Gif, there were users complaining loudly and aggressively as to why there were "auto-playing videos" on the page.

      Actually it's likely to do with a vicious cycle of a lack of support on one side (Why does mobile continue to be worthless for everything? And yes, PC browsers need to step it up.) which is perpetuated by a lack of interest in support for the new thing from aforementioned dumb users. So we end up with blog pages in 2015 that take five minutes to load because there are 15 separate video clips the poster tried to cram into a format made for 32x32px icons.

  41. Aaand...it's just a text number by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    In a very low-res font. That don't impress me much.

  42. Artists Create a 1000-Year GIF Loop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretentious? Moi?

  43. Given that this is an incrementing number by hattig · · Score: 1

    Then GIF is pretty much the worst encoding mechanism to use. Yeah, I know it's "art" or "pretentious wankery", but it's a poor showcase of technology.

    Here's the Amstrad CPC 464 BASIC version (I should RENUM it). This has far far far denser information encoding. Yeah, I know the font is different. Maybe the font is the entire point of this piece of art.

    10 N = 1 : REM 40-bit floating point number - probably should use a few integer numbers instead to ensure the count works properly - exercise left to the reader
    20 GOSUB 100
    30 EVERY 30000 GOSUB 100 : REM 50 Hz counter * 60 seconds * 10 minutes
    40 GOTO 40
    100 CLS
    110 LOCATE 20, 12 : REM We could do something about the length of the number to centre it better
    120 PRINT N
    130 N = N + 1
    140 RETURN