Google 'Rethinking Everything' Around Machine Learning (itworld.com)
itwbennett writes: Sundar Pichai took part in his first earnings call Thursday when Google's parent company Alphabet reported its quarterly results, and 'in between discussing the numbers he revealed how important Google thinks machine learning is to its future,' writes James Niccolai. 'Machine learning is a core, transformative way by which we're rethinking everything we're doing,' Pichai said. 'We're thoughtfully applying it across all our products, be it search, ads, YouTube, or Play. We're in the early days, but you'll see us in a systematic way think about how we can apply machine learning to all these areas.'
Yeah, but there is nothing there to tell us wtf he's actually talking about.
They don't care, cows never click the ads and their machine learning can detect that. It makes as much sense as the article, for once.
http://thedailywtf.com/article...
Tis not always the right tool for the job.
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'Machine learning is a core, transformative way by which we're rethinking everything we're doing,'
Sounds more like the machines are the ones that will be doing more of the learning and/or thinking.
about Republican learning.
You think Google knows a lot about you now... just wait until they can make the kind of "educated guesses" deep learning systems are good at.
A neural network with cows as nodes would actually be pretty awesome...
Gary Larson predicted it.
We're in the early days, but you'll see us in a systematic way think about how we can apply machine learning to all these areas.'
Your talking, not working, why? And you think the H1B zombies can handle something that has never happened before? Wait! I'm going to micro wave some pop corn so that listening to you will be better entertainment.
Not sure where you're getting your information, but there is absolutely consensus on what machine learning is.
Hey! You should go edit the Wikipedia page then! Here's what it says about machine learning:
Machine learning explores the study and construction of algorithms that can learn from and make predictions on data.
That's the 2nd sentence on that page. The first reads:
Machine learning is a subfield of computer science that evolved from the study of pattern recognition and computational learning theory in artificial intelligence.
So machine learning "explores the study" of algorithms?
Wtf?
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"We're thoughtfully applying it," Sundar said. What he really meant was "'They're thoughtfully applying it across all our products, be it search, ads, YouTube, or Play. We're in the early days, but you'll see them in a systematic way think about how they can apply themselves to all these areas." All hail to our algorithmic overlords.
(Norvig's Paradigms of Artificial Intelligence Programming is a classic in the field, if not a little outdated)
If you were me, you'd be good lookin'. - six string samurai
Machines can't learn, so don't bother trying to make them learn. They either annoy and are destroyed, or help.
That's to be expected. I've never seen an ad for hay.
Is this why search seems to be getting worse? It seems that with Google it tries (badly) to interpret your search terms and then returns pages it thinks you might be looking for, instead of pages that contain all those words. Its getting harder to actually find stuff these days...
I thought that this has already been accomplished by other companies since the, like, oh, 50s? Data gathering/mining.
But I know, it doesn't have the "G" logo of the month attached to it. Just like data storage in data centers now has the name "Cloud". Guess Google deserves the copyright, trademarks, etc. to increase the revenue for increasing their revenue.
Wait....