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Slashdot Asks: Notes For Next Hallowe'en?

There are 364 more shopping days until next year's Hallowe'en. But while this year's is still fresh in the memory, I'd like to start gathering ideas for next year in the hopes of actually making my neighborhood worthwhile as a trick-or-treating destination, specifically for fun projects to actually give my yard a haunted-house feel. (For the second time in three years, there were zero candy-seekers, and I'd like to convince my neighbors to make the whole block more decorated and spooky, even if we never get all Alek Komarnitsky.) Did you create an animatronic zombie for your yard? Glowing eyes to appear from behind the bushes? Poltergist-style rising graves to frighten the children? Remote-controlled candy dispensers? If you used any kind of complex haunt technology at home, what things worked and what didn't? (I hear too many stories about fog machines leaking to make them sound like a good idea.)

151 comments

  1. What's up with the ' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Whats up with the '

    1. Re:What's up with the ' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's correct, actually, though almost archaic. It's an indication that there used to be a v there.

    2. Re:What's up with the ' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Except that unlike people with aspergers, the rest of the world moved on. It's only "correct" if you ignore that English spelling is based on common usage not being a pedant.

    3. Re:What's up with the ' by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 2

      timothy is merely trolling. He's being a spelling hipster. He does this every year.

    4. Re:What's up with the ' by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      English spelling is based on common usage not being a pedant.

      Only people can be pedants, but "common usage" is an abstract noun. You have a type mismatch.

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    5. Re:What's up with the ' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human language isn't even close to statically typed; you have a words-to-sentence-that-isn't-stupid mismatch.

    6. Re:What's up with the ' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you supposed to pronounce it differently that way?

      Supposed by whom?

    7. Re:What's up with the ' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are regional accents in the UK where there's still a slight pause there, or the two Es are pronounced slightly differently. (Like the way an islander might pronounce the name of the island of Hawai'i for example).

      It might "make you look like a douche" if you're a crass American with a brain in which the capacity to insult hasn't reached much past your 'third grade'. Perhaps we still like its poetry, back in the British isles where it came from. It had a richer heritage until the Americanised bullshit reached us.

    8. Re:What's up with the ' by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      No, just people who actually celebrate All Saints Day spell it that way.

    9. Re:What's up with the ' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even the BBC spells it simply "Halloween". timothy is a hipster douche.

    10. Re:What's up with the ' by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      In other words pretentious douches.

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    11. Re:What's up with the ' by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      you can try to substitute every V with a W if you're writing in finnish and TRY to claim that it's correct since many people used to write like that 300 years ago. you would fail your highschool finals for trying to do idiot shit like that though.

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    12. Re:What's up with the ' by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      honestly i'm surprised the "poltergist" did not come out of "boxen".

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    13. Re:What's up with the ' by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      All I need to know is where to buy the sharpened stakes for the the bear pit that's going in front of my door!

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    14. Re:What's up with the ' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean, 'even'?

      The BBC isn't an arbiter of english-language conservatism in any sense; it simply has an in-house style (though it does have a pronunciation unit). That style tends (though respectfully of grammar) towards the modern, not preservation, and towards an easily understood model internationally.

      It doesn't mean that isn't still correct -- in the sense of acceptability -- to put the apostrophe there. I said above that it is 'almost archaic', though, and I'd stand by that.

      You guys really need a better insult word than 'douche' though. Unless you are actually only 11 of course, in which case knock yourself out.

    15. Re:What's up with the ' by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      You can buy a Machete in your local outdoor supply store. The sharpened stakes can be manufactured from 2x4 stock, or tree branches hammered into the ground.

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    16. Re:What's up with the ' by wardrich86 · · Score: 1

      That's the way I was taught to spell it, as it's a contraction from All Hallowe's Eve. Next question - what's with the wave of people spelling it incorrectly?

    17. Re:What's up with the ' by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Actually it is. Take "Beethoven's symphonies are better than Mozart". Do I need to explain why that's wrong? Hint: better at what?

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  2. Bear leg hold traps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some little punks kicked in all of my kids pumpkins. SO next year leg-hold-traps go in the pumpkins.

    1. Re:Bear leg hold traps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd guess active traps could get you in trouble. Maybe cast pumpkins in concrete? Just to not have to mess with rotting pumpkins, of course...

    2. Re:Bear leg hold traps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just fill the pumpkins with cat urine. Kick all you want; you will smell great afterwards.

  3. Too late. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "second time in three years, there were zero candy-seekers, and I'd like to convince my neighbors to make the whole block more decorated and spooky..."

    Too late. The kids know you as creepy.

    1. Re:Too late. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Easy - just leave your Christmas lights up from last year, an old Christmas tree in the yard, and some Easter stuff spread around. Your house will look like nobody's alive and you can have all the Halloween goodies to yourself! AND not worried about getting your house or car egged.

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    2. Re:Too late. by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      It will just look like you're lazy.
      Why didn't the christmas stuff get packed up before the easter stuff got put out?

    3. Re:Too late. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We haven't had one candy-seeker in 18 years. Our 400-foot driveway is too much work, compared to the nearby 11 houses/acre development that went into what was a cornfield 20 years ago.

    4. Re:Too late. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Our 400-foot driveway is too much work, compared to the nearby 11 houses/acre development that went into what was a cornfield 20 years ago.

      Kids do a cold-hearted calculation of [candy/time]. Decorations make little difference. I have an affluent neighborhood in one direction, and a working class, mostly Hispanic neighborhood in the other direction. I asked my kids where they wanted to go, and they unanimously agree to go to the working class area. I asked them why, and they said that in the affluent neighborhood the houses are too far apart, the driveways are too long, and rich people tend to be stingy, because, hey, thats how they got to be rich. Those are astute observations, but I was surprised to hear them coming from an 8 year old.

    5. Re:Too late. by dskoll · · Score: 1

      I celebrate neither Christmas nor Halloween, but I have been sorely tempted to decorate my house with ghouls, skeletons and gravestones come December, just to shake things up a little bit...

    6. Re:Too late. by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more for Easter. It is about a guy coming back from the dead after all.

    7. Re:Too late. by swillden · · Score: 2

      the houses are too far apart, the driveways are too long, and rich people tend to be stingy, because, hey, thats how they got to be rich

      When I was a kid I wanted to go to the rich houses, because they gave the best stuff. Many of them gave full-sized candy bars, rather than the miniatures (except for the dentists; they handed out toothbrushes). However, there was the time factor. The best solution was to go to the rich neighborhood and ride your bike. Doing that, I was generally able to fill a pillow case every Halloween.

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    8. Re:Too late. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      The easter stuff was put out by zombies :-)

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    9. Re:Too late. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We haven't had one candy-seeker in 18 years. Our 400-foot driveway is too much work, compared to the nearby 11 houses/acre development that went into what was a cornfield 20 years ago.

      Even in my neighborhood with short driveways - about a third of the homes set up lawn chairs and passed out candy right at the sidewalk. Of course I live in TX where the weather was awesome and it was just nice to enjoy the evening. Some people even had grills out front and were eating while passing out the candy.

    10. Re:Too late. by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      That's only going to work if the easter bunny has half its guts on the lawn.

  4. Scarier than that website? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing scarier than the design of Alek Komarnitsky's website.

    1. Re:Scarier than that website? by jtara · · Score: 1

      Nothing scarier than the design of Alek Komarnitsky's website.

      Because X-10.

      SRSLY X-10?

      I have a home full of Insteon, and I am feeling the obsolescence. But... X-10? (I Z-Wave the future!)

    2. Re: Scarier than that website? by slasher999 · · Score: 1

      Funny, I'm actually just completing my X10 to zwave conversion! Anyone want to buy a lot of X10 gear cheap? ;)

  5. Komar hung up his Santa Hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2014 was the last year for Alek's Controllable Christmas Lights.

    I for one, welcome Timothy has the next Griswold Overlord

  6. Full sized candy by StevenMaurer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seriously. Go down to costco. Buy 10 boxes of full sized candies. It will cost you $200. Much less than a lot of crappy Halloween decorations. I guarantee you, the kids will remember. Often into adulthood. "There was this one house that gave out full sized bars!"

    For bonus points, keep your receipts, and return any box you didn't end up opening.

    1. Re:Full sized candy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that's a really good idea! Thanks!

    2. Re:Full sized candy by west · · Score: 1

      Often into adulthood.

      Absolutely true. I can still point out the house in our neighbourhood that in 1973 (and only for one year) gave out full-size chocolate bars.

    3. Re:Full sized candy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be a great idea except for the fact that no came to his house in the first place. Someone has to attempt to get candy at your house before this could be a factor.

      Zero visitors? Was that just your house or all the houses in your neighborhood? Do children live in your neighborhood?

      While I think over-the-top displays probably couldn't hurt, it sounds like there may be bigger issues as to why your neighborhood is being avoided by trick-or-treaters. A lit porch light is all it should take to have kids come knock on your door during Halloween.

      Maybe your neighborhood just isn't kid friendly? (I don't have time to list all of the reasons that might apply). I'd start by getting to know your neighbors and getting them to know each other and solving the issues in your community - lighting, sidewalks, crime, neglected/abandoned properties, etc. When those issues are addressed trick-or-treating will just happen. You won't have to do anything additional.

    4. Re:Full sized candy by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Absolutely true. I can still point out the house in our neighborhood that in 1973 (and only for one year) gave out full-size chocolate bars.

      Of course, this feat is a lot easier, if you are still living in your mom's basement in your old neighborhood . . .

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    5. Re:Full sized candy by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Seriously. Go down to costco. Buy 10 boxes of full sized candies. It will cost you $200. Much less than a lot of crappy Halloween decorations. I guarantee you, the kids will remember. Often into adulthood. "There was this one house that gave out full sized bars!"

      Listen to the man. You think you're gonna save money by buying cheap bags of Bit-O-Honey pieces, but the kids remember that stuff and you'll end up paying in the number of eggs you'll have to clean off your house and the toilet paper in your trees. Not to mention the eternal ill-will of 8 year-olds that are soon going to be entering their prime hoodlum years (puberty).

      We did the full-size bars last night and the few dozen kids we got all gave me the "good lookin' out, Pops" look as they left my front porch. My wife wanted to make homemade candies and hand them out (she's from Europe), but I put the kibosh on that real quick, because here in the US, we only trust candy that comes from the biggest multi-national corporations, made in labs that carefully sequester peanuts.

      On the whole, the night was a big success and it was all over in plenty of time for us to sit in front of the fireplace and watch the Bob Ross marathon on Twitch TV.

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    6. Re:Full sized candy by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Absolutely true. I can still point out the house in our neighbourhood that in 1973 (and only for one year) gave out full-size chocolate bars.

      I'm the opposite. I can still point out the house in our old neighborhood that gave out miniature Bit-O-Honeys. Or at least I could if I hadn't gone back and burned it down 10 years later.

      The investigation didn't turn up any signs of foul play, mostly because the police and firemen are about the same age and probably got Bit-O-Honey pieces, too.

      Trust me: when you're in the Wal-Mart buying Halloween candy, back away from the Bit-O-Honey.

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    7. Re:Full sized candy by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with free eggs and free toilet paper?

      Fight for your bitcoins!

    8. Re:Full sized candy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing pulls fillings like Bit-O-Honey.

    9. Re:Full sized candy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be a great idea except for the fact that no came to his house in the first place. Someone has to attempt to get candy at your house before this could be a factor.

      Zero visitors? Was that just your house or all the houses in your neighborhood? Do children live in your neighborhood?

      While I think over-the-top displays probably couldn't hurt, it sounds like there may be bigger issues as to why your neighborhood is being avoided by trick-or-treaters. A lit porch light is all it should take to have kids come knock on your door during Halloween.

      Maybe your neighborhood just isn't kid friendly? (I don't have time to list all of the reasons that might apply). I'd start by getting to know your neighbors and getting them to know each other and solving the issues in your community - lighting, sidewalks, crime, neglected/abandoned properties, etc. When those issues are addressed trick-or-treating will just happen. You won't have to do anything additional.

      We had a total of 1 trick-or-treater this year and only a few groups last year. I can think of some obvious reasons:
      1) No kids on this street to begin with, I think the nearest families are a block away.
      2) Being an unincorporated area we have few sidewalks and few street lights as well, so parents probably don't want their kids walking around here anyway for fear of them getting run over. Crime is pretty much nonexistent here but some of the drivers are just plain negligent when they pass through.
      3) I've noticed that what's going on around here is that parents drive the kids and stop if they see decorations on the street. The pumpkins on our porch are probably the only reason we get any visitors at all.
      4) For two years in a row the weather simply sucked. Last year it was extremely windy, this year it was raining and in the mid-40s (deg F.)

      Some neighborhoods simply don't attract them, especially if the weather is bad and it's known that only 2-3 houses on the street give out any candy.

    10. Re:Full sized candy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      seriously, go to your local discount store or supermarket and buy half-priced (or cheaper) clearance items, including candy (most is dated nov-dec 2016 or later here) and keep it til next year.. and use those oshit-we-fucked-up coupons from the sunday papers about a month ago that expire 11/1 not 10/31 like they usually do for halloween candy. we got name brand candy bars $3 bags for 42c each and $15 bags for $4.09 each and got enough to give half the town a sugar rush. try that at your precious costco.

    11. Re:Full sized candy by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Seriously. Go down to costco. Buy 10 boxes of full sized candies. It will cost you $200. Much less than a lot of crappy Halloween decorations. I guarantee you, the kids will remember. Often into adulthood. "There was this one house that gave out full sized bars!"

      For bonus points, keep your receipts, and return any box you didn't end up opening.

      You don't get it.

      Halloween isn't about giving candy to children, it's about an aging generation attempting to hold onto the tattered memories of their youth by trying to recreate it.

      The decorations are for the decorators who go mad because their life is dull, boring and conformist that a commercialised holiday is the only form of expression they're capable of.

      Its the same with Christmas (which is much bigger in Australia than Halloween is), parents here in Australia have spent their Decembers driving kids nuts with insane amounts of decoration. So much so that a lot of Gen X/Y/Z are foregoing Christmas all together. Christmas, like Halloween has long since lost it's religious connection, it's not longer about the Babby Jeezus rather how many hideous plastic, bearded, white geriatrics you can cram in your yard and surround with garish, fire hazard lights.

      Sorry for the rant... I'm not a Christmas person in case you haven't guessed. I've had Halloween in 3 countries, Australia, the US and Colombia. Colombia was by far and away the best experience because it wasn't commercial, it was just a big party in the streets and parks where everyone had fun. No need to hand out candy or anything like that. Australia is the worst because Halloween is an American holiday. No offence intended but traditionally it's never been done here in Oz and I don't think we should in the same vein as I wouldn't expect Americans to be comfortable celebrating Australian holidays like ANZAC day or the Queens Birthday (which has nothing to do with Her Majesty's actual birthday or the Queen in general for that matter).

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    12. Re:Full sized candy by west · · Score: 1

      And even easier still if you never stopped trick or treating.

    13. Re:Full sized candy by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Or cans of pop. Yeah they may be a bit heavy but almost nobody does it and the kids remember it.

    14. Re:Full sized candy by mjensen · · Score: 1

      Same.

      We go all out. Spent considerable money on candy. Kids get to the street, look at it and scream how good it is. Four parents come by to day we made their kids entire night.

    15. Re:Full sized candy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely true. I can still point out the house in our neighbourhood that in 1973 (and only for one year) gave out full-size chocolate bars.

      I'm the opposite. I can still point out the house in our old neighborhood that gave out miniature Bit-O-Honeys. Or at least I could if I hadn't gone back and burned it down 10 years later.

      The investigation didn't turn up any signs of foul play, mostly because the police and firemen are about the same age and probably got Bit-O-Honey pieces, too.

      Trust me: when you're in the Wal-Mart buying Halloween candy, back away from the Bit-O-Honey.

      I love Bit-O-Honey, Mary Janes, and Whatchamacallit. I am glad to see Whatchamacallits are making a come back. I miss the others.

    16. Re:Full sized candy by billstewart · · Score: 1

      Having Christmas in the summer has got to be weird enough, especially since most Western European Christmas traditions (including the trees we borrowed from the pagans) are about being mid-winter, and you don't even do winter that well in Oz when you are having it.

      But yeah, Halloween is pretty much something Americans adopted from Irish immigrants, expanded on, and then commercialized, and while we've sold some of that back to the English, it was long after you were on your own. Here in California we also get the "Day of the Dead" from the Mexicans, and cultural appropriation means we get to be sloppy about differentiating it from "Halloween with different graphics".

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    17. Re:Full sized candy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I started handing out pop 3 years ago, when I realized that each mini chocolate bar was $0.15 (Cdn) and a can of pop was $0.20 (no can deposit where I live)

      Multiply that difference by 50 kids showing up at my house, and it only costs me an extra $2.50 to be the cool house on the street that gives away cans of pop.

  7. Bah Humbug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck Halloween. Nothing more than a retail store plan to suck money from people who can't really afford it.

  8. Re:Don't participate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've got it right. Our Lord and Savior only needs ONE converted Pagan Holiday, TWO is a bonus, THREE would be GREEDY!

    Let's be more charitable.

  9. Location, location, location. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I put out a Jack-o-lantern and had over 150 kids last night. Seriously, they bring the atmosphere.

    The reason there are so many coming here (and it's a LOT of fun!!) is because of one big thing: location. It's a nice, middle class family neighborhood right next to a larger city. Parents drive from everywhere to here because it's easy and safe, and the kids love it because their amount of loot is only limited by the amount they can carry. (It's funny watching some of them struggle under the weight of their bulging pillow cases. I usually give those a little extra.) The street turns into one big party.

    I know what you're asking. How do you boot-strap *anything* into happening? If you don't have location, I don't know. Some houses here like to jazz it up and do the lights and jangling bones and the inflated ghosts, and don't get me wrong, those are wonderful. But most don't do that much. The buzz comes more from the kids running around shrieking and everyone having a ball.

    1. Re:Location, location, location. by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      It's funny watching some of them struggle under the weight of their bulging pillow cases. I usually give those a little extra.

      That's first world evil right there, people!

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  10. Rolling tardis by danpritts · · Score: 2

    Not quite a home haunt, and unfortunately I didn't take pictures, but I saw a guy driving a tardis down the street. He was following his kids as they did their trick or treating. He had built it using an electric wheelchair as the base. I don't give a crap about Dr Who but even I thought it was awesome. At one point he got out, said his wife had called and the lasers weren't working at home, told the kids to drive the tardis, and ran home. Unfortunately I didn't catch where he lived and we didn't see the house on our rounds.

  11. Record number in 15 years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've lived in the same house for 15 years. The last 10 years saw a sharp decline in trick-or-treaters to the point of only a handful to only one trick-or-treaters last year. Almost the entire street didn't bother putting up decorations this year, but we did. We went way more overboard this year, putting up a large spiderweb across the front of the house with a large spider hanging from it, and some smaller webs with spiders. This year we had about 50 trick-or-treaters, so many that I had to ration 1 treat per person, and only had about 10 treats left over. I don't know if this was a fluke year or not, but it was nice compared to the last 15 years.

    1. Re:Record number in 15 years... by west · · Score: 1

      Location and weather matters. We're close to a school and had mild weather this year, so we got a little over 500 (normally it's closer to 400). Currently we're in a young kid boom, and because there are lots of munchkins about, lots of families with young kids move in, so the kid density does perpetuate.

      Still, neighbourhoods also age out. I remember that my parents got about 150 when I was a kid, but it had dropped to half that by the time my sister, who was 5 years younger, was doing the rounds. It then moved back up about a decade later.

    2. Re:Record number in 15 years... by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Live in the country so no neighbors really. Took our kids to the big event at a local zoo and then at dark we hit our small towns main street event. Between the two about 10k kids under 10, plus the older kids and parents/grand parents etc

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    3. Re:Record number in 15 years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When we lived in the sticks, we went trick-or-treating one year. No one was prepared for it so they gave us bottles of soda and money.

  12. Seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, seriously? Hallowe'en decorating tips on a tech and news site?

    This is what we have to wade through when we load up the Slashdot web page these days?

  13. I have a list for you.... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    1 - download Vixen and start buying gear for lighting automation.
    http://www.vixenlights.com/

    2 - buy several 1000-3000 lumen projectors and buy pre-made projection mapping video loops.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    or custom over the top....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    combine the two and you will own your city's halloween decoration destination. Buy everything in pieces as you are looking at probably $20G to do it right.

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    1. Re:I have a list for you.... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Anybody who goes to that much effort and expense to get kids to come to his house needs to be on the registry of sex offenders.

      No offense.

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    2. Re:I have a list for you.... by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      Especially when he's buying something called "vixen" for the kids.

      Fight for your bitcoins!

    3. Re:I have a list for you.... by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

      He is not buying the software. Vixen is free software.

  14. Personally I think it's all too cartoonish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The kids should be scared, like cry for mommie scared. Getting to the door should be a challenge of their willpower, and the treat a reward for making it without wetting themselves. Full sized candy? Be happy you're still alive, kiddo.

    1. Re:Personally I think it's all too cartoonish by Agripa · · Score: 1

      The kids should be scared, like cry for mommie scared. Getting to the door should be a challenge of their willpower, and the treat a reward for making it without wetting themselves.

      We had that happen one year.

      We setup our big tesla coil in the yard but it was not the 2 foot sparks coming off of the top which scared them. The design used a very loud spark gap and it was so bright it was lighting up the entire street. We were watching and turning in on from inside the house when we saw kids coming up the path and several times, they just dropped their candy and ran screaming and crying down the street.

  15. Big problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zero candy seekers? Take your entire proposed budget and donate it to a charity for the homeless instead of buying completely unnecessary plastic/electronics products destined for the landfill.

  16. You're lucky they let you hand out candy from home by Telephone+Sanitizer · · Score: 5, Informative

    In my community, there were fliers left on every door requesting that people not hand out candy from their homes due to concerns about children with dietary restrictions and "safety."

    Instead, organizers designated several areas around the community where residents could reserve a spot for a table (table not supplied) to hand out candy under supervision from local volunteers. If the tables were not suitable, families were instructed to take their kids to the mall for "an authentic trick or treating experience."

    I happened to need something from the mall, so I got to see their idea of a fun Halloween first-hand. Those shops handing out candy had hung photocopies of a tiny bitmapped 1980s "The Print Shop" style picture of a pumpkin near their doorways. They weren't permitted to hand out anything with chocolate, peanut, dairy, etc. so it was basically nothing but hard candies, mostly peppermints. 'Didn't look like anyone was hanging around for very long.

    Halloween: Sanitized for your protection.

  17. Re:Don't participate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Don't participate in the pagan druid traditions. Treat it like any other day and grow up.

    Halloween nowadays is no more druidic than Christmas. Cultures love to overlap holidays. All Saints' Day, Samain and the modern day Halloween are simply three variants of the same thing. Christmas was set to overlap other winter solstice celebrations, and I wouldn't be surprised of Easter was put there to overlap some spring festivities.
    Modern holidays live a life of their own, far from their religious origins.

  18. 365 by kwoff · · Score: 5, Informative

    There are 365 more shopping days. You can also shop on February 29th next year.

    1. Re:365 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, so you're "that" guy.

  19. Damn southern hemisphere. by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    The sun doesn't set till 8pm on halloween. How are things supposed to be spooky in broad daylight?
    Guy Fawkes is even worse.
    Don't get me started on Christmas lights, 9pm sunset.

  20. Geek Haloween prank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When young (c1965) I had built a low power audio amp with them newfangled transistors and observed feedback when the mike was too close to the speaker. (duh!) For Halloween I put the amp/mike/speaker on a card table covered by a white sheet, tuned the feedback to produce a suitable scream, then set the gain to just below feedback. When you placed your hands about a foot above the sheet, the acoustic reflection would trigger feedback which disappeared when you removed your hands.

    Trick-or-treaters were told "the spirits" had to approve giving them a treat: they had to pass their hands over the table with the sheet to see if the spirits approved. I told little kids the spirits had approved and gave them their candy. Older kids with buckets of booty were told the spirits were angry; I then asked the spirits "should I give them candy or are you going to make lightning strike?" I them triggered a flashbulb (remember them?) under the sheet.

    Probably wouldn't work now in the era of universal magical electronic devices, but it became a neighborhood sensation back then.

  21. Re:You're lucky they let you hand out candy from h by Deadstick · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What in the holy hell are you doing living there?

  22. Garage by cosm · · Score: 1

    Crack garage door 2 inches. Blast 2 hour looped ghost sounds. All the kids loved it that walked by. Cost zero dollars.

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    1. Re:Garage by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Crack garage door 2 inches. Blast 2 hour looped ghost sounds.

      At my house, we just do a live re-enactment of the the music video for Bleed by Meshuggah. I don't just want the kids scared, I want them to walk away from my house with PTSD.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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  23. Keep it in America by jez9999 · · Score: 1

    Seriously, fuck trick-or-treating. I didn't get any knocks on the door here in the UK and I'm happy about it. Why Americans are so obsessed with Halloween is beyond me.

    Yes, I also answer to The Grinch.

    1. Re:Keep it in America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, fuck trick-or-treating. I didn't get any knocks on the door here in the UK and I'm happy about it. Why Americans are so obsessed with Halloween is beyond me.

      Yes, I also answer to The Grinch.

      If you're in the UK, shouldn't you be answering to "Scrooge" instead?

    2. Re: Keep it in America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple answer. It's fun. Few things are better than a pleasing terror. Keep in mind Halloween came to the states through what was then the UK.

      Also, a projector with 2000 lumens, a red porch light, and an prop or two are simple items and work well together - sub 300 that you can spread out over a few years.

    3. Re:Keep it in America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't get any knocks on the door here in the US.

      Americans are largely not obsessed with Halloween. You want obsession, wait until the middle of November when the Christmas music will already be blaring in stores.

    4. Re:Keep it in America by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's not obsession either. That's retailers; they do this with every holiday now, putting stuff for the next-next holiday on the shelves before the next holiday has even occurred. Marketers think it makes more profit somehow.

      Don't blame that one on Americans.

      Considering how much effort people actually go into to make Halloween costumes and decorations, versus Thanksgiving and Christmas, I'd say Halloween is actually a much more popular holiday, at least with younger people and also with kids. Christmas seems like it's lost a lot of its luster actually; people just buy store-credit cards for each other now, and is little more than an excuse for a slightly longer holiday (2 days instead of one usually, and 4 days if it backs up to a weekend which it usually does).

    5. Re:Keep it in America by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      This. I'd expect real nerds/geeks to stay away from such commercial sheeple events. The proper time/place/style for fun and celebrations is when you feel like it, not when other people tell you.

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    6. Re:Keep it in America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not obsession either. That's retailers; they do this with every holiday now, putting stuff for the next-next holiday on the shelves before the next holiday has even occurred. Marketers think it makes more profit somehow.

      It has gotten insane lately. Last year I saw Christmas stuff up the week before Halloween, this year the Halloween stuff was up at the end of August and the Christmas stuff appeared by mid-September. I have never before seen Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas decorations all for sale next to each other at the same time before.

      And as usual when I buy something I tend to wait until after the holiday to snap up leftovers on clearance for next year. However this time some Christmas stuff was already on clearance and I recognized it as leftover clearance items from last year, they had actually kept it in the back all summer.

    7. Re:Keep it in America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Halloween is the big opportunity for adults to dress up and party; the next two holidays [Thanksgiving and Christmas] are more about having a big family meal.

  24. you need to get a life by peter303 · · Score: 1

    There is a time for each holiday.

    1. Re:you need to get a life by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a time for each holiday.

      Turn, turn, turn.

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  25. It is a holy hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your question was more appropriate than you think.

  26. Re:You're lucky they let you hand out candy from h by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my community, there were fliers left on every door requesting that people not hand out candy from their homes due to concerns about children with dietary restrictions and "safety."

    A couple years ago we had someone hand out a bunch of similar flyers, except it was a prank by some college students. At least the location they gave for sanctioned fun was a fake address so I don't think too many people showed up somewhere with nothing going on.

  27. Re:Don't participate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Treat it like any other day and grow up.

    Yep, treat it like any other day, since as an adult we can dress up in costumes and eat candy regardless of what day it is, plus alcoholic drinks. Don't worry about needing to tell others though, as most people will learn somewhere around college that parties are no longer limited to just holidays and birthdays.

  28. Re:Don't participate by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

    The day after Halloween is a special day. It's the day the Halloween candy and Halloween chocolate is on sale.

    Fight for your bitcoins!

  29. Re:You're lucky they let you hand out candy from h by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1
  30. Interactive Sounds Effects by rockmuelle · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This year I added some interactive sound effects to the porch using some synths and a Theremin.

    For the base soundscape, I used two synths running loops that were out of sync to create a basic gloom-and-doom texture. The first synth (Korg Kaos Pad, using SYN-9 with Pad Motion for the loop) had a low-frequency sound that moved around a bit to create the sonic floor. The other synth (Korg Monotribe) was looping at at the lowest temp setting (maybe 1 Hz?) with a simple noise-based sound with the LFO set to sweep both pitch and filter to create a knocking sound. It was creepy.

    For the interactive element, I placed a plastic skeleton on the vertical antenna of a Theremin (Moog Theremini) and set it so it would start "screaming" when kids were about 2 feet away (I initially set a larger radius, but that led to it constantly sounding when kids were on the porch and diluted the effect). A note on the skeleton invited kids to shake its hand

    I placed my studio monitors under the table with the Theremin. They had enough bass to let the synth effects sound spooky (rather than hollow). Combined with some lights and the fog machine (fog machines work fine - I just have the cheap one from Walmart), the effect was pretty good. Some kids refused to get near the skeleton after they heard it the first time, but others would play around with it and try to figure it out (the Theremin was covered in a blanket, so it wasn't obvious how it worked).

    Next year I plan to expand the set up a bit and add some additional speakers and proximity effects around the walkway.

    Fun stuff.

    -Chris

  31. Stick with low-tech by Chelloveck · · Score: 2

    I tried to go all high-tech this year. What a disaster! First, let me tell you that when the manual for the revivification table says it needs a bolt of lightning, you can't just substitute wall current. You need real lightning or you don't jump-start the corpse, you just end up charring the internal organs. Right away that puts a requirement on the weather and limits you to working during thunderstorms. And you don't want to deal with a thunderstorm on Halloween night. That keeps all the trick-or-treaters home. It's getting harder and harder these days to lure kids into your basement. Halloween's the one time of year when kids are *supposed* to accept candy from creepy guys in poorly-lit houses! You don't want a little thing like the weather screwing up that chance or you might not harvest enough test subjects to last through the year.

    Next year I'm going back to good old-fashioned necromancy, just like we did when I was a kid. Sure, it takes a little longer and the entrails really make a mess, but you know you're going to get an unliving minion out of it instead of just a charred corpse that's too burned even to bother to eat. With necromancy, even if the ritual goes wrong the worst that could happen is you'll end up with an unholy abomination that will try to turn on its creator. Anyone who can't handle that once in a while doesn't deserve to call himself "mad".

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  32. A bottle of helium, a balloon... by DrTJ · · Score: 1

    ... a sheet, a black marker, some string, a weight and a LED flashlight.

    I think that would make a great levitating, enlightened ghost in the evening.

  33. How about just participating at all! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have a lot of houses gone to rental or to newer arrivals, sure, but easily half of the neighbourhood was not participating at all this year. Very disappointing.

    Our house had a bit of animatronic fun, though, and folks down the road do a really good haunted house walk each year.

  34. Ran out of candy... by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    Had so many kids this year, many were bused in via Minivan... started at 5:30... I was cleaned out by 6:15... probably 100 kids. Though, lucky for the kids at around 6:30, because I had just pulled a fresh tray of lasagna out of the oven... ..one slice... right in the bag...

  35. Re:You're lucky they let you hand out candy from h by BitterOak · · Score: 1

    In my community, there were fliers left on every door requesting that people not hand out candy from their homes due to concerns about children with dietary restrictions and "safety."

    Flyers left by whom? The police, acting under the authority of a newly enacted bylaw regarding candy distribution on Halloween, or a busy-body neighbor who thinks he or she gets to decide how people celebrate Halloween? If its the former, you might want to remember this next time you vote in municipal elections; if it's the latter, send him/her a kindly worded flyer suggesting what he/she can do with the original flyers.

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  36. Drones by BitterOak · · Score: 1

    I would suggest using drones for trick-or-treating. You can send out several at a time and cover a lot more houses that way.

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  37. Re:You're lucky they let you hand out candy from h by Mars+Saxman · · Score: 1

    You can always ignore the busybodies and do what you like, you know.

  38. Re:You're lucky they let you hand out candy from h by stephanruby · · Score: 1

    In my community, there were fliers left on every door requesting that people not hand out candy from their homes due to concerns about children with dietary restrictions and "safety."

    Hopefully, not everyone obeyed that flyer.

  39. Depends on your neighborhood... by Vokkyt · · Score: 2

    Trick or Treating has just changed since when we were all younger. A lot of parents don't like the idea of kids going up to strangers houses anymore, much less in unknown areas or communities. I've noticed that in a lot of places I lived, most parents seem to prefer community events as opposed to the classic Trick or Treating, and you might just be losing all the kids to organized events instead. For better or for worse this just seems to be the trend, and you can try to buck it, but ultimately the kids are going to go where their parents let them.

    If you're in a fairly tight knit community, it may be worth trying to organize something with the other members so that you too can participate a bit in the spooky festivities. For example, once place I was at had the main street shut down for about an hour or two and all the shops participated in Trick or Treating. A few neighborhoods also decided to do their own Trick or Treating as well, but no clue how well that went over. My apartment complex at the time made the pronouncement that the building was "opting out of" Trick or Treating, but someone just wedged the security door open and kids came anyways.

    1. Re:Depends on your neighborhood... by turp182 · · Score: 1

      We travel for trick-or-treating, to my wife's parents neighborhood. Lots of people hanging in their yards with firepits, and the over the door light is the "come and visit" sign. My kids had a couple of cheesy jokes and it was a good time (5 year old twins). 9 pounds of almost all quality candy... Some blocks even blocked off the roads to prevent vehicle traffic, a nice move. Reminded me of my childhood, some 30+ years ago (it was misting out, giving a perfect fog effect everywhere).

      I live in a more adult party neighborhood (lots of bars/drunk people, even at 7PM) and trick or treating doesn't really happen there.

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    2. Re:Depends on your neighborhood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In our neighbourhood the stores have signs if they're taking part and the kids go there, rather than knocking on doors.

  40. Halloween's the new Xmas: now get off my lawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This holiday is like the old Xmas--it's the rich giving to the poor.... really.

    Over the years I noticed all my neighbourhood kids don't do halloween in... our neighbourhood anymore. They all hop in their parents cars and head over to the affluent/wealthy areas nowadays for those big bar candies. And those neighbourhood compete with all the candy and entertainment against the joneses... And what more to show off your wealth than build a full Disney-style haunted mansion with animatronics, lights and projections as you compete with other well-to-do skilled folks?

    Then they (the kids) hit the parties for sleep overs where the parent hit the clubs for the sexy halloween part. Like we turned this holiday into New Years.

    This holiday that once was a community thing is now a freaking show off among those "that have"...

    Xmas nowadays is now just the binge shopping phase of the year... much like other countries...

    1. Re:Halloween's the new Xmas: now get off my lawn! by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the rumors about full sized candy bars are true? I've never tried it, but I find that a better definition of "poor" is "inability to give", which often describes people with a lot of money and not people with little money. Our neighborhood is poor compared to the average in the U.S. and my kids made a pretty good haul. They didn't get any full size candy bars, but what is so good about getting that much candy when it is just going to go bad before you are done eating it anyway.

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  41. Re:You're lucky they let you hand out candy from h by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... due to concerns about children with dietary restrictions and "safety." ...

    Valentine's day became a noteworthy celebration in my country during the 1980s, mostly because it was a quiet tradition the shops started marketing heavily. Likewise with Christmas decorations for homes, mostly because local councils offered a prize. (When 1 house won 7 years in a row, the ugly side of consumerism was revealed.) Now, the shops are marketing Halloween parties. I think doling out sweets to strangers is against the cultural mindset of my country but that can change in a decade. If this sanitized version of Halloween is exported, I won't have to deal with other people's children and invasive Americanizing of my country's language and customs.

  42. Slashdot asks??? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Wait, what happened to "Ask Slashdot"?

    And if Slashdot is asking, who is it asking?

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  43. Re:Don't participate by quenda · · Score: 1

    The day after Halloween is a special day.

    Yes, it is All Hallows Day. Its almost like we have forgotten what comes after Christmas Eve or New Years Eve.
    All three were considered important holidays (as in "holy days") once.

  44. Re:You're lucky they let you hand out candy from h by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Oh god I'm conflicted.

    On the one hand I'm sick of the slow adoption of Halloween in my non-American homeland primarily driven by corporations promoting the idea that little shits should come knock on my door and expect candy just because. I'm all for killing that idea before it even starts.

    On the other hand I'm equally for collecting all those fliers, finding out which local idiotic busy-body created them and setting them all on fire right in front of their house to prove the point.

  45. Re:You're lucky they let you hand out candy from h by Telephone+Sanitizer · · Score: 1

    > Flyers left by whom?

    This part of town is mostly multi-family town-homes serviced by a management company.

    The fliers came from the management company.

  46. Had plenty of kids come by by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    Zero decorations, one porchlight, a commercial mixing bowl full of candy, and ran out before the evening was over. The Church across the street was doing Trunk Or Treat, and there was a steady stream of kids coming from there and hitting up my house. I feel like I should ask the Church to donate some candy to me next year so that I can meet the demand since my house literally becomes part of their festivity. I'm right outside of a neighborhood, and I used to get maybe one or two kids, but then they built the Church across the street and I got inundated this year. I literally couldn't close the door or sit down.

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  47. Christmas is not a shopping day by tepples · · Score: 1

    Walmart is open 364 days per year, 365 on leap years. It's closed on Christmas.

    1. Re:Christmas is not a shopping day by jittles · · Score: 1

      Walmart is open 364 days per year, 365 on leap years. It's closed on Christmas.

      Nah. There is at least one Walmart in my town that is open every single day of the year, even Christmas. They don't close for Thanksgiving, though they do section off part of the store to prep for black friday

    2. Re:Christmas is not a shopping day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's closed on Christmas.

      What? I'm sick of these liberals and their War on Christmas. We're a Christian country and Walmart should be open on Christmas.

  48. Best and simplest year ever! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sat in the entryway with a mask on that had red light eyes. Growled and grumbled into a mic with hidden speakers as the kids walked by. Only highschoolers came up the walk. :-) Little ones walked on the other side of the street. Could hear them talking about me 4 doors away. ðY

  49. Fire - always a popular element by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We bought a portable firepit and set it out on the driveway, then sat out in lawn chairs to hand out candy.

    Much more pleasant than waiting for the doorbell.

    Surprising how many kids are wary of approaching a campfire with flames about a half meter tall.

  50. Costumed, not Halloween: risk of being kicked out by tepples · · Score: 1

    as an adult we can dress up in costumes and eat candy regardless of what day it is

    Except owners of public places will tend to treat a costumed adult differently on Halloween compared to any other day.

  51. Re:Don't participate by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

    I thought it was:
    Boxing Day - Last minute shopping
    Christmas - Presents
    Boxing Day - Shopping for deals

  52. You might want to hire fake trick-or-treaters. by Tatarize · · Score: 1

    There's a pretty bunch of social engineering involved with trick or treaters and one is they go where they go. So the places they go and the people who go there basically is the result of a chaotic process. If you want to prime the pump you need to not only have the houses done up, but on the day get people based on there being people. It's like seeding your case with money while busking or having extra produce while selling produce for the illusion of choice. It's not simply get decorations get destinations, it's actually kind of hard, people tend to go out of their neighborhood to get to the apt places and as such they often go to the same place year after year, so if you got nobody this year, you can't turn it around in a single year. Getting everybody on board isn't enough, you also need to be seen as a place to trick or treat, which means you need people there to get people there.

    You might want to give up.

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  53. Re:You're lucky they let you hand out candy from h by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

    What I saw this year was if you were giving away something for kids with dietary restrictions then you painted your pumpkin green.

  54. Two things I've done over the years: (never in th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    1) Take a garbage bag. Stuff it with loosely crumpled newspapers. Glue streamers to the bottom so it resembles a large spider. Hang it right over the door the kids will be ringing, in such a way that you can raise or lower it. While you're handing candy to kids, release it.

    2) Get a cardboard coffin. (I found one at Johnnie Brock's.) Put the coffin out in front of your door (make a platform for it, if needed). Put a small board across the top of the coffin, and put your bowl of candy on top of that board. Put out a sign saying "Take One", and carefully enter the coffin. Whenever somebody tries to take a candy, moan and reach for them, then give out everything. (Hand out the candy if you have to wait too long. Give extra candy to anyone brave enough to try to take candy.) I've had kids give me candy when I do this.

  55. Buy more candy by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    I started with 6 bags - ended up having to rush out and buy 6 more, went through 11 total! Dang there are a lot of kids around here...

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  56. It takes a village by e3m4n · · Score: 1

    In 2002 I moved into a newly developed neighborhood. We actually did our closing on Halloween. The following year I realized rather quickly that the participation in my neighborhood was rather dismal. At the time, my daughter was born just a little over a month after we closed on our house. A few years later, we found ourselves trick-or-treating in other well-established neighborhoods just to give our daughter the real experiences. I took note that this older neighborhood really went to great extent to give the kids that spooky halloween feel. Some things I noticed were that one person put one of those metal outdoor fire pits in their driveway and burned wood to give it that campfire smell all throughout the neighborhood. The adults handing out treats took the time to also dress up in costumes. There were houses that decorated in full fledged themes with live actors of things link a mad scientist laboratory, etc.

      It has taken more than 10yrs to get my neighborhood to come around, but it seems like its on the right track. There are several stuck up retired old people that still screw up the process. Imagine going house to house and seeing a home with yard decorations for Halloween, porch lights on, garage lights lit on either side, sometimes even interior lights lit, only to discover that there's no one home. These people are so stuck on their lights being on to show off their home they don't even realize its implication for Halloween. Honestly, if toilet paper hadn't become so expensive, a healthy dose of eggs and TP would easily rectify the situation.

      Just like a neighborhood association, a group of people dedicated to making a kickass neighborhood for halloween requires a community to coordinate. I would recommend mailing everyone in your neighborhood a good 45 days in advance and explain what you want to achieve, where it has gone wrong in the past, and what you think can be implemented to bring about that change. Make sure you ask for ideas to help get to where the neighborhood should be. My advice is to treat halloween like coordinating a big part, wedding, block party, etc. You need lots of other neighbors to decide to do it up too. Once you think you've got something worth going to (if you build it, they will come), contact your local paper to see if they will run a story. Once word gets around, your neighborhood could become one that other kids import themselves to.

  57. Re:You're lucky they let you hand out candy from h by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, tell me that you handed out regular candy anyway. I would organize a group to do it old-school and let them sit by their stupid select treats booth.

  58. Claymores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Claymores filled with skittles instead of shrapnel.

    Git them darned kids orf yer lawn whilst maintaining the holiday spirit.

  59. Eerie with just a bit of scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I made a couple animatronic skulls a few years ago (google Scary Terry). Each year I set up a different scene and audio routine. I create the audio in Audacity, so that the left channel drives one skull, the right channel the other skull. Last year the two skeletons were playing chess, covered with cob webs. They bantered about whose turn it was and complained about how long the other player was taking ("I'll be dead before you move"). This year I did the "who's on first skit" and changed it to "who's in the coffin, what's in the urn, ..." It's like a Disney movie - something for the kids and the parents.

    An old PC with a 5.1 channel sound card runs a puredata patch. It plays back the audio for the skit on the front speakers (placed in the skeletons) in response to a OSC message from an arduino that detects when people come in the courtyard. It also continuously pays a background low frequency track to the rear and center channels for background ambiance, and throws in a random groan, whisper, or scream now and then.

    It has gone over well every year.

  60. Definitely Correct, just no longer Mandatory by billstewart · · Score: 1

    You're incorrect, which is bad form when you're being a pedant, which you were.

    It's "correct", because while English tolerates rapid and radical changes in common usage, the old uses don't become wrong just because there are newer forms that are also correct. "Thee" and "thou" are still fairly cromulent English, even though you probably say "you" (and you probably use "you" correctly, even if you get "thee" and "thou" and their corresponding verb forms wrong.)

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    1. Re:Definitely Correct, just no longer Mandatory by neoritter · · Score: 1

      Just call hipster d-bag and let's move on.

  61. Re:You're lucky they let you hand out candy from h by Cederic · · Score: 1

    Fuck that. Here, have some lactose laden gluten rich crayfish flavoured peanuts.

    If you're stupid enough to eat any shit some fuckwit gives you then that's not my problem.

  62. Evenings and Post-Halloween Candy Sales by billstewart · · Score: 1

    But Halloween wasn't the day before All Hallows Day, it was the first part of it. The English started days at sundown, just as most of the western world did before clocks, and Jewish holidays still do start at sundown.

    And All Hallows was an important holiday primarily because it was trying to distract the pagans away from celebrating Samhain.

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    1. Re:Evenings and Post-Halloween Candy Sales by quenda · · Score: 1

      But Halloween wasn't the day before All Hallows Day, it was the first part of it.

      Same with Christmas Eve and New Years Eve. They are night-time events also.

  63. It doesn't take too much by b0bby · · Score: 1

    I have a spider on my front door which drops down when it hears a noise. Can't remember where I got it, but it is great for the little kids - they love to be able to knock and have it fall and scare them. Some even remember it from year to year. It's just a cheapo toy, but it's been the best bang for the buck of any of my stuff.

    The other hit I have is a cauldron with fake flames made with silk triangles blown by a fan underneath and a couple of orange lights - like what they do here: http://www.themebuilders.com/e.... Again the younger kids are fascinated with it; it really does look pretty realistic.

    Martha Stewart's Creepy Halloween sounds through a bluetooth speaker in a bush adds a bit of atmosphere.

  64. Re:Don't participate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Easter is called Oestara in the Pagan traditions.

  65. vehicular traffic by DriveDog · · Score: 2

    Probably can't legally just block vehicular traffic in many neighborhoods, but IMO one of the biggest annoyances and detractors of Halloween fun is a bunch of SUVs carrying Trick'R'Treaters around house-to-house. Discourage driving and encourage walking in the neighborhood. Those wanting to visit a neighborhood with more activity need to go there, park, and walk around.

    That said, for a couple of years a neighbor with a tractor and flat trailer loaded it with straw bales and carted a dozen or so kids on the street around house-to-house (at a very slow speed). Aside from the crowds ringing the doorbells all at once, it went very well and those kids, now around 20, still recall how much fun they had.

    This year a number of neighbors dragged their metal firepits around to the front and built fires in them, then sat nearby in lawn chairs handing out candy. I plan to do the same next year (include some decorations/costumes, of course). It really encouraged escorts as well as the kids to socialize and have a good time.

    1. Re:vehicular traffic by DriveDog · · Score: 1

      On the other hand... when the guy with the tractor moved away, I mentioned what he'd done with the tractor and hay ride to the new owners of the house and they said, in a rather nasty tone, "We don't celebrate Halloween." Ok, fine, I don't care, and I didn't need to know that. Another neighbor was so afraid someone would ring his doorbell that he stretched police tape all around his front porch and parked trash cans across his driveway and sidewalk, completely blocking access. Did nobody suggest he just leave his porch lights off? These spoil-sports needn't cause any concern for the rest—unless it's a majority. In which case I'd consider moving away.

  66. Low Tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just open the door abruptly and yell. Scares everyone and costs nothing.

  67. Re:Don't participate by armanox · · Score: 1

    No it's not. It's properly called Pascha or Passover, and is a Hebrew tradition. Get it right.

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  68. make your own props by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    first we get 500 to 600
    I love my smoke machine - get one that's 1000 to 1500 watts about $100 to $130 - I had a cheap 300/400 watt one it sucked!
    The fog machine make a noises when it clicks on - a few people jump at that and the fact that fog pours out at them. It also draws their eyes in that direction so that's when you activate your clown popping out of a trash can.

    I had people for a block away coming by to see what the screams where coming from

    - cheap clown Halloween prop from cvs :30$
    - trash can lowes: free - used rest of year for yard pickup
    - sprinkler valve 10$
    - compressor - don't use pvc between compressor and valve!
    - metal pipe and connectors: 10$
    - 9 volt battery
    - switch
    - wire
    - some wood for base - attach valve
    - some pvc to rig clown so it slides
    - duck tape
    - string to hold clown from flying out of trash bucket
    - set air compressor to about 40 psi

    it's a blast!

  69. 250+ Trick or Treater Severed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember the old South Park adage:

    "Halloween is about Costumes and Candy"

    The Costume part is for the coolness factor with peers, the added benefit of maybe winning some candy.

    But the real lure is the Candy! Kids scope out neighborhoods well before Halloween, looking at the quality and quantity of decorated houses. If there are too few houses decorated, then that block will be skipped. If the decorations are cheap or too over the top, then the candy is most likely sub-par (over the top stuff usually means a party and hence they don't care about the candy part). Remember the goal for a kid is to get as much good candy as quickly as possible (one good candy bar isn't worth a block of walking, but 4 or five houses in a block are worth it).

    So my advice, go with some good middle of the road decorations and put them up early, like Oct 1st. This also helps to encourage neighbors to do the same, meaning kids see it early and put the block on their list of house to visit.

    In our neighborhood two neighbors at the end of block start Oct 1st and put up a ton of lights and small decorations all over their yard, from my view it looks like "Candy Land" (ie bright, shinny, but not scary). That isn't my style, I prefer a little scare, but Candy Land works to get the attention of kids and parents.

    I usually put up stuff about a week later, mainly black lights with reflectors pointing and stuff I want to glow in the trees (these can be seen from about a block away at night easily), some blinking eyes, some window scene setters (back light to make them pop out at you), a bunch of the foam pumpkins with flicker flame lights, a few strobe lights inside the garage (two or more make a nice effect when they get out of sync), and an old car radio with an mp3 slot (with haunted sounds) wired up to a few speaker I put near the sides of the house. There are some other various things I put up, but those are the basic things to draw in kids. The idea is to be seen for a block or two away. We also try and keep count of how many show up so we know how well we did, this year the count was around 250 (we would have done more but we ran out of candy, 1200+ pieces of it). All in all I don't think I have spent more than $30 for any decoration and most are under $20.

    So my advice: think like a kid would, get seen early, get others in the neighborhood to put up something, keep it simple, and give generous amounts of candy.

  70. Forget Halloween... by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

    ...and celebrate Guy Fawkes Day instead.

    Seriously. Yeah, some kids prefer candy to explosives, but not the cool kids.

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  71. Re: Don't participate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? Bunnies, chicks, eggs and all the rest are part of Hebrew tradition?

    And there was me thinking that the ancient springtime traditions of Eostre were merely annexed by the later Christian rites.

  72. Re:You're lucky they let you hand out candy from h by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why I put razor blades in my candies. Let it be a valuable life lesson.