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Averaging Inanimate Objects Together Produces a Very Human Face

StartsWithABang writes: It's well known that by aligning and averaging a wide variety of human faces together, an eerie "average" human face can be arrived at. But we see faces in things all the time, from natural scenes like terrain to artificial ones like cars, coffeemakers and combination locks. For the first time, someone averaged together a large number of images of objects appearing to have faces, and the result, strikingly, was an eerily human face. You'd think this might say more about the algorithm than the images themselves, but when noise was used, no human face emerged at all.

103 comments

  1. Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF? They don't look "Very Human" at all.

    Fuck DICE.

    1. Re: Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rtfa moron

    2. Re: Is this a joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rtfa moron

      Are you?

  2. Surprise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, average a bunch of things that only have their resemblance to a human face in common, and you end up with a human face? I didn't see that coming.

    1. Re: Surprise! by binarylarry · · Score: 2

      I think people are just wired to seek out humanity in things.

      It's not supernatural, just how the brain is wired thus far.

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    2. Re: Surprise! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think people are just wired to seek out humanity in things.

      But strangely, not in each other.

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    3. Re: Surprise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Even if you are insightful to no one else, you are insightful to me

    4. Re: Surprise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's tempting to read the article but I am no heretic! I wonder *who* determined that the outcome(s) and inputs resemble human faces? Did the outcome look human enough to have a computer recognize the results as a human face? Were there algorithms that determined the "faciness" of the inputs? Did they validate the output with the same?

      I ask because I seldom see these things that others see. "Oh, that cloud looks like a horse!" No, it looks like a cloud. No amount of turning my head or turning the image in my head makes it appear to be anything other than a cloud. Those little things that you stare at and supposedly appear to change and have an image (some magic eye stuff - I think they're called)? Nope. I don't see those either. Jesus on a piece of toast? No, it's a burn mark. Your birthmark doesn't look like Che, it looks like you were burned with acid as a child and it grew and stretched as you grew.

      Thinking that it looks like a face is all too subjective and, while I've never seen the article, I'm inclined to mistrust this on general principle. Unless the output has been vetted and it appears, to an unbiased observer, to be a human face then I'm calling bullshit. If the output is mistaken to be human by a computer, specifically image recognition software that is not specifically tuned to do so (meaning more than one piece of software with cross-checking for objectivity and weighted to give no preferential results) then, and only then, will I give this "research" any credence.

      *sighs* I'm not logging in. You know who this is. ;-) Nobody else types the inane gibberish that I type. Surely, if they do, they've better grammar than I. They're also far less verbose, hopefully.

    5. Re:Surprise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding. /r/im14andthisisdeep

    6. Re:Surprise! by wardrich86 · · Score: 2

      While true, I thought the interesting part was WHAT the face looked like.

    7. Re: Surprise! by sudon't · · Score: 1

      Right, I don't get what his point is. We have a whole section of our brains dedicated to recognizing faces, so naturally, we experience pareidolia all the time.

      "Imagine that: a human face, emerging from the averaging of inanimate objects like combination locks, metal finishes and coffeemakers. And yet, there it is, a face that’s recognizably human. All it takes is a pretty remarkable combination of psychology, design and technology, and shadows of ourselves begin to emerge."

      It's got nothing to do with "psychology, design and technology". It has to do with how our brains are hard-wired.

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    8. Re: Surprise! by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      Human faces were found with the Instagram hastag "#selfie". The purportedly human-like inputs were from an instagram hashtag "#FacesInThings". Kyle McDonaldâ(TM)s face detection library was used to find faces, including the scale and location of the face in the image. Software used that information to align the detected faces and average the results.

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    9. Re: Surprise! by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why "strangely"

      One reason we're so good at seeing faces everywhere is probably to better avoid predators looking directly at us. (Whether they're other animals or human). Now, we do see humanity in others, it's surprisingly difficult to train a human to kill others, but it's a much weaker effect. And from an evolutionary standpoint it probably must be. If we didn't have it, the genes for sociopathy etc. could spread uncontrolled, as there'd be no defense against them. As it is, we're keeping stable at 1% or so, which some have argued is the "optimum", or at least doesn't on average create enough harm that we absolutely need to do something about it.

      The latter, I'd argue against, we've built whole sociopathic systems with our modern economy, but I'm not in the majority there.

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  3. No kidding by shellbeach · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You'd think this might say more about the algorithm than the images themselves, but when noise was used, no human face emerged at all.

    Wait, so, when images that looked more like faces were used, the average looked more like a human face? Just crazy.

    It's cute, but I'm not sure it's particularly profound.

    1. Re: No kidding by ememisya · · Score: 2

      By combining 50 sounds which sound like a bird, scientists managed to come up with a sound which really sounds like a bird. Extraordinary.

    2. Re:No kidding by rasmusbr · · Score: 2

      It's cute, but I'm not sure it's particularly profound.

      Well, this is obviously leading up to the discovery that you can average pictures of toast, windows, dog butts and what not to get a picture of Jesus.

    3. Re: No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Plus, I can't see the article, since my FireFox plugins block Forbes stuff. Better to link to someplace better.

    4. Re: No kidding by Sique · · Score: 1

      Combinging 50 sounds which sound like a bird might not sound very birdlike. You might end up with some kind of white noise.

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    5. Re: No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But birds already make some kind of white noise!

    6. Re:No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      But can you can average pictures of Jesus to get toast? Perhaps the feeding of the five thousand is a distorted recollection of an image processing course. My theologian friend always tells me a lot is lost in translation.

    7. Re: No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think bird song should be classified as 'pink noise'. White noise is the energy of every frequency whereas 'pink noise is the energy of every octave.

    8. Re: No kidding by meerling · · Score: 1

      Just so long as it isn't plaid noise, that could be a real problem.

    9. Re:No kidding by subreality · · Score: 2

      The fact that you get /a/ face isn't profound, but the resulting image is interesting. It gives a good picture of the things that human vision uses to locate faces: obviously the eyes and mouth are most prominent; there's moderate contrast for the cheekbones and nose; the oval shape is only vague; the neck, ears, eyebrows, and hairline are almost entirely missing.

      I expect those are already well known to vision specialists, but to me, it's an interesting analysis of the exact details which make an inanimate object become a face.

    10. Re:No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Next you'll tell me when you average random numbers between 1 and 100 you get something close to 50. Now that's just freaky!

    11. Re: No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's... not really how sound works.

    12. Re:No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you not understand what you are looking at? That is the face of God.

    13. Re:No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They used face detection algorithms to align the pictures.
      The only thing we know is that the algorithm aligned the eyes, mouth, cheekbones and nose. The other features will appear at varying positions.
      Had the face recognition algorithm used ears and eyebrows to align the pictures those would have been the most prominent.

      You can generalize this method to anything. Take a random image and rotate, scale and align it so that it matches your reference image the best.
      With a macroscopic amount of input images, even if they contain white noise you will get an image close to your reference.
      If you send out a bunch of people to take pictures of shapes that they think look vaguely like your reference then you will achieve the result much faster.

      This is a quite interesting study in how confirmation bias works and how it can be automated.

    14. Re:No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll make a number of news items on crap like boing, reddit (then voat), daily mail, and maybe even a brief TV news segment when they're bored with reporting about murderers wearing rags on their heads and celeb gossip.

    15. Re:No kidding by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      The interesting part in this study is that they tried with random data and the result didn't look like a face at all, even though the filtered sample size was greater (47 vs 16 detected faces).
      If means that there is more to it than just the algorithmic criteria.

    16. Re: No kidding by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      Well, it could be interesting. Look at it this way, maybe they've tested thousands of algorithms before where the results were disappointing blobs and now they managed an averaging algorithm that does what we intuitively want it to do.

    17. Re: No kidding by trabby · · Score: 1

      Birds make the kind of "white noise" that ends on your new shirt in a park.

    18. Re:No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This... As stated above. It's more likely confirmation bias than anything real. If the output was adequate to fool unbiased, multiple, facial recognition applications then, and only then, would I even consider it worthy of *further* research. The whole thing reads like it's too subjective - I've certainly not even looked at the picture(s) in the article or watched any videos (if they contain one). However, I'd not even remotely consider this valid unless we had multiple confirmations from unbiased image recognition software sources and the comments and summary don't indicate that as being the case.

      So, whoever that AC is, they appear to have nailed it on the head.

    19. Re: No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF with all the Forbes links. And TFA's author writes for both Medium and Forbes? Quit ruining the internet!

  4. Go away, startswithabang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Your blogspam links to Forbes is offensive.

    Stop linking a website that is designed to broke hyperlinks and to force through an ad page.

    1. Re:Go away, startswithabang by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      More like "StartsWithACrap" because the site is nothing but bad science and shite sensationalism

    2. Re:Go away, startswithabang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1

    3. Re:Go away, startswithabang by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the page itself which is laden with ads. Plus the rubbish article. I never found Forbes a great magazine to begin with, something for a PHB to read on the airplane to appear intellectual, but it's really gone to the dogs lately judging from the last few articles linked here.

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    4. Re:Go away, startswithabang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on, don't be unfair. That's no all there is in his articles: there are also links to Patreon and Paypal and requests for donations.

    5. Re:Go away, startswithabang by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Well said. All I see is a grey page. Does anybody have a direct link to the actual image obtained?

    6. Re:Go away, startswithabang by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
  5. Pattern seeking primates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's because our brains are trying to make sense of chaos. The same phenomenon is observed when looking at the stars - we find shapes and call them constellations.

    There is no order to anything - only what we assign to it in our subjective lives here.

    1. Re:Pattern seeking primates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no order to anything - only what we assign to it in our subjective lives here.

      If there were no order to anything, we would not be ordered enough to assign it.

    2. Re:Pattern seeking primates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But we would be ordered enough to try.

    3. Re:Pattern seeking primates by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The same phenomenon is observed when looking at the stars - we find shapes and call them constellations.

      It's easier to navigate by the stars if you can visualize them as a series of distinct pictures rather a random mass of bright dots.

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  6. So averaging things which look like a face... by UpnAtom · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did the rest of the world suddenly get dumb?

    Here averaging is basically:
    What's common amongst all/most of these images that look like a face?

    Yes, it's something that looks like a face. Shocked, I tell you.

    1. Re:So averaging things which look like a face... by MacTO · · Score: 1

      Maybe. Maybe not.

      I suspect what they're saying is: take a bunch of inanimate objects that are identified by an algorithm as having the properties of a human face then average them together. What you end up with is something that looks more human than any given image.

      Then again, that probably isn't surprising. You would expect the algorithm to identify things as human faces if the computed values are within some range, with the range being roughly centred on the average. The natural consequence being that the average will appear more human than any given image when the algorithm is fed any unbiased sample. I suspect that the noise sample was trying to suggest that isn't the case by showing that the average of the images identified as faces does not necessarily produce an image that looks like a face. If that is the case, it probably doesn't prove what they were trying to prove. It probably shows that the face identification algorithm focusses upon the eyes and mouth, so those where the only vaguely identifiable features in the averaged images. On the other hand, the inanimate object sample was pre filtered by people, and those people probably took additional features into consideration (e.g. the general shape of the face). Since the average was applied to a subset of those images, the result naturally showed more facial features.

    2. Re:So averaging things which look like a face... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did the rest of the world suddenly get dumb?

      No. It's just a Sunday night Timothy post on SlashDICE from a click-bait advertisement whore-site.

    3. Re:So averaging things which look like a face... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The algorithm locks on to a face, and rotates, sizes and such to make the faces line up. The thing is that the faces averaged look very human, not like a cat, or smiley face. Is that the algorithm, or the way we build faces into our objects?

    4. Re:So averaging things which look like a face... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet if you averaged a bunch of cat-like faces, it would look more like a cat.

    5. Re:So averaging things which look like a face... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If by algorithm you mean 'people on twitter'. That's where the images of things that look like faces came from.

    6. Re:So averaging things which look like a face... by MacTO · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about the algorithm that rejected 2/3 of the selfies and 19/20 of the inanimate objects. Yes, Twitter was the first pass.

    7. Re:So averaging things which look like a face... by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Did the rest of the world suddenly get dumb?

      That's what happens when you're in hypersleep for 57 years.

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  7. a clock has a face by turkeydance · · Score: 1

    there's this facebook thing, too. when you gaze long into an average......

  8. forbs by JohnVanVliet · · Score: 1, Insightful

    man that is one F'ed up site that i can not get past the ADVERTISING 3 second countdown

      that is royally F'ED UP

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    1. Re:forbs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess is that it's trying to set a cookie with its JavaScript.

    2. Re:forbs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, so the 3 seconds are supposed to be showing ads?
      I though they just really liked shoving their stupid "thoughs of the day" down people's throats, but sadly ad blockers can't hide that yet.

    3. Re:forbs by lkcl · · Score: 1

      man that is one F'ed up site that i can not get past the ADVERTISING 3 second countdown

        that is royally F'ED UP

      you get an advertising countdown? all i get is a redirect to a URL with the word "welcome"... that's then completely blank. this isn't the first time it's happened, either. y'know what? i'm going to resurrect a tag that i haven't seen used in a looong time - i'm going to mark this artlcle as "slashdotted". yes, in 2015, that's an indictment of a site as big as forbes. in 1997 it used to be fine (and funny) that the 15 minutes of fame from a slashdot focus would overwhelm a web site link.

  9. Quick facial recognition. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What they should do is combine horrible quick facial recognition algorithms together.
    You know the ones, those awful phone recognition systems, or crappy webcam systems, that find faces on your wall, or between your cabinet and bed, or literally in shiny lights.

    I'd love to see a face made out of that. It would probably open a portal straight to some sort of Eldritch hell.

  10. Picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That site has a click through 'ad' even with the minimal unblocked using NoScript. It's like they don't want you to visit the article...

    Anyway, there's the link to the image. It's a combination of 15 non-human images. The article didn't say, but they must have done a lot of normalization to get all the fake face images to line up. If you average their example fake face images there's no way you'd get something like this image: http://goatse.edu

  11. ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what a fat shite this story is

    1. Re:ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what a fat shite this story is

      Leave Timothy alone. So what if he is a retard? We need diversity in tech. I read that on Slashdot, I think.

  12. As usual... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Simpsons got there first. We already knew this thanks to Mr. Sparkle (and that Homer is really just a fishbulb).

  13. Sensationalism at its best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article is worthless at best.

    1. Re: Sensationalism at its best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. It is total bullshit .

  14. So— by aussersterne · · Score: 1

    Pick 15 things that look like a face
    average them together
    result looks like a face

    What is happening to Slashdot?

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    1. Re:So— by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      A car grill that looks like a face is averaged with a toaster and others and it comes out looking very human. That's the issue.

    2. Re: So— by nwf · · Score: 1

      Well, if you average out all the articles on slashdot recently, you'd likely get goatse. Or maybe a dice job listing.

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  15. click / back / click by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 2

    Whenever I see a Forbes link redirect to forbes.com/forbes/welcome, I click back (page doesn't even need to fully load) and click the link again. The second time it goes straight to the target. Works with both Firefox and Chrome w/ ABP.

  16. Not random: Faces Aligned and Similarly Sized by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Informative

    Combinging 50 sounds which sound like a bird might not sound very birdlike. You might end up with some kind of white noise.

    Probably true but I bet if you took images of human faces which were not already aligned and not all zoomed to a similar size then that too would generate noise. The only reason the averaging works is because people naturally take photos with the face the right way up and zoomed to a similar size. I bet if you were allowed to do the same alignment and scaling for bird song you could average the now aligned audio to get something like birdsong.

    This is why this result is so obvious and not at all what it says. These are not random face-like images but ones with the same alignment and comparable zoom factor. If I did the same for any shape I would get the same result: the details of the shape would blur but the basic shape would remain the same because they are all aligned and have similar sizes. Someone should nominate this for an ignobel prize.

    1. Re:Not random: Faces Aligned and Similarly Sized by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      I bet if you were allowed to do the same alignment and scaling for bird song you could average the now aligned audio to get something like birdsong.

      I am not nearly so confident. Maybe if you averaged the song of many birds of the same species you could get some kind of recognizable song out. But what's going to happen when you average the song of a chickadee, a robin, a meadowlark, and a crow? There's simply no way of aligning them so they produce a coherent combination; they're just too different.

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    2. Re:Not random: Faces Aligned and Similarly Sized by azcoyote · · Score: 2

      In fact, in TFA it sounds like the photos were not necessarily aligned by the photographers, but the person who did the averaging also aligned them beforehand. So yeah, nothing too astounding here. However, it does perhaps give us a blurry but explicit idea of a basic imprint of "faceness" that we implicitly look for when determining whether an object seems to us to have a face. This could be interesting. Maybe. Not really.

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    3. Re:Not random: Faces Aligned and Similarly Sized by psyclone · · Score: 1

      Seems possible with Auto-Tune...

  17. The video on Forbes website isn't very good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find this interesting, but a seven second video doesn't really show anything. I could create a video of a bunch of different images blurred with a fade in to a face on top of it. This doesn't really show anything. I'd like to see the progression as each image is added to the composite, that would be cool.

  18. So Proud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article is quite the yawner. I came here to point out the obvious selection bias here, but my /. homies are already on top of it. Love you guys.

    1. Re:So Proud by kevinking.psyd · · Score: 1

      Post by me. Wasn't logged in. Screw being AC.

    2. Re: So Proud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. That post was from me.

      Is there something wrong with your brain?

    3. Re: So Proud by kevinking.psyd · · Score: 1

      Yes.

  19. Forbes by kamakazi · · Score: 2

    I really hate to contribute to the hate noise the haters bring, but I really hate to visit websites that hate to let me see the site without allowing scripting I hate from dozens of hated sources.

    Could we get some kind of automated indicator when a link points at a site that just won't load with NoScript?

    I don't think I am a tinfoil hat paranoid, I just don't like to have to allow 17 different sites to run scripts in my browser just to read an article. After reading a few comments it looks like I didn't miss much this time.

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    1. Re:Forbes by cas2000 · · Score: 2

      Slashdot should go beyond just warning about such crap sites, they should ban linking to them.

      A web site that insists on being able to run un-vetted, untrusted code on your computer just to display some text and pics in an article does not deserve to be trusted.

    2. Re:Forbes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It only required two sites to be enabled, forbes.com and forbesimg.com, to work. There is many more sites listed, but apparently not necessary.

      But I agree it is really frustrating when you find a site which requires 15 other random crappy 3rd party sites to work, usually for some worthless effect.

  20. Just great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next thing you'll be telling me that when you average 50 photos of assholes you'll come up with something that looks remarkably like [pick your favourite politician].

    1. Re:Just great by cas2000 · · Score: 1

      or average the pics of 50 top businessmen and you'll get something that looks remarkably like an arsehole.

  21. Cars by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    I've just averaged all the human faces together and got an early '60s Jaguar E-Type:

    http://image.motortrend.ca/f/1...

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    1. Re:Cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B166ER's great-grandmother.

  22. This seems unsurprising to me. by aussersterne · · Score: 1

    I'm no expert in human cognition or neural nets, but it seems to me that if, on average, something looks like a human face to the average human, then it must share regular correspondences to a human face. Take a few of these that vary in one way or another but all share such average correspondences and average them together, one would expect to get a human face.

    I don't know, the obviousness factor is just still there for me. Maybe the profundity escapes me.

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  23. Averaging numbers between 41 and 43 close to 42! by damas · · Score: 1

    Well, obviously: If you're averaging many real numbers between 41 and 43, you'll get a number close to 42. If you're averaging many "objects that look like human faces" you'll get something that looks like a human face. What did they expect ? White Noise ? A porcupine ? 7 ?

  24. Human What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    raise your hand if you kept reading it as Human Feces.

     

  25. It works with sounds too, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Averaging fart sounds produces sounds resembling Teutonic operas.

  26. What I find interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems that when you average human faces together, you get a younger asian-looking woman's face, but if you average together the pictures of things people see faces in you get an older european looking woman's face.

  27. Looks like a result of their alignment algorithm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm assuming that they rotate, zoom and align these face like objects before combining them. Hence, when averaged, the common features will be the eye, nose or mouth like features and the rest would change. No surprise that these parts emerge as visible features and the rest blends to make noise.

  28. Where's the code? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to use his code and I can't find it!

    I went to what i thought was coder's orignal site but I can't find a reference to a repo or any links to code. All I can see is a screenshot of a very small segment of code and a link to the face detection lib.

    Does anybody have any links?

  29. Scam Site by allo · · Score: 1

    It got a real scam site ... "continue to article in 3 2 1 ...". Are we talking about a warez site or a news site? Would not click again.

  30. More interesting to see what the face looks like by grimJester · · Score: 2

    Essentially, this method should show what kind of traits look like faces to us rather than what real human faces look like. It's exploring properties of the psychovisual system of humans, not properties of face detection algorithms or statistical human faces.

  31. "eerie" average faces... by grimJester · · Score: 1

    2spooky4me Usually average faces are considered attractive, not eerie. And of course they're just called eerie in the Slashdot summary, not the article.

  32. More Forbes junk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot has become a huge ad for Forbes, lately, but at least most articles pretend to have some relevance (even if they turn out to be lifted straight from other websites, or full of mistakes). This one really takes the biscuit for irrelevance, though. I wonder if Slashdot is getting paid for this crap or if the editors are just so clueless that Forbes' marketing department saw them as a way to get advertising for free.

  33. OK, stop preening and think for a change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For starters, WHAT decided they were face-like? Did it know what constituted "face-like"?

    If it didn't, WHAT made the image LOOK face-like?

    If you average out all those images, you will re-inforce what was inherently (and "accidentally") considered face-like and randomise out that which was NOT necessary for being considered "face-like".

    So the image shows what features make a thing LOOK LIKE A FACE.

    Did you know what you considered necessary to be face-like? Did you include all those features in the image and no other?

    Ears? No.
    Chin? No.
    Nose? No.
    Eyebrows? No.

    Apparently we use something even less articulate than the picture a child of two draws of mummy and daddy. At least a two year old recognises sometimes that ears exist. And they ALL include the shape of the head, chin, forehead, hair. So on.

  34. Static filling my attic from Channel Z by TheRealHocusLocus · · Score: 1

    They consciously trained their algorithms to do what babies do: pan, and zoom/frame-in-software until facelike features emerge. But what is more interesting, the research relies on YOU to take the last, great leap.

    They present the results --- the one from merged faces and the one from objects --- as a 'face'. But is it really a face? Ask yourself, if you were walking outside under perfect lighting conditions and someone with the precise blurred faces shown as their result approaches you. What would your reaction be? Calm and casual recognition or astonished horror? The Uncanny Valley represents the confusion we experience when our facelike scanning apparatus returns a high score but we do not perceive other cues necessary for casual recognition such as limb movement or fluidity of expression.

    We now grow up in a sea of photographs and paintings. Try to imagine a time in history when naturally vivid artwork of human figures and faces was first presented to other humans, who until then had only seen actual people resembling people The synchronous echo of "Is a person!" and "Is not a person!" in their minds, depending on their temperament and personal experience, could result in anything from euphoric wonder to a panic of paranoid discomfort.

    At times naturally occurring phenomenae we encounter 'seem' intelligently designed -- faces on Mars, crystalline growth, beacon-like pulsars. But that is because they are being intelligently observed. In the early days of ether -- hearing odd radio emissions was thought by some to be 'ample evidence' that there must be a message, was someone talking, we just weren't clever enough to parse the language.

    As a kid I first learned that a portion of the static that embodies the white noise between FM stations, and the 'snow' on empty analog TV channels is actually an energy remnant of the Big Bang -- I was hooked. I found an empty channel and watched a lot of snow, just in the wild wild wonder of it all. And after awhile I did begin to see things! Shapes! Hear voices! Coherent slime, oozing out from my TV set. Yet, even as it happened -- one of the intelligent avatars in my seething mind was working in tandem, pursuing its own dream... suggesting to me perhaps, perhaps. The whisper of an alternative theory for these 'visitations'. A flat-fact, I have decided -- I was shaping the static into the familiar by the very mechanisms of my own thought and perception. Aliens and dragins within. That so fit, I wrapped static into a concept, turned off the set and embarked on a fascinating trek of learning about sensory deprivation, the human mind's insatiable lust to find patterns, anywhere! Everywhere!, the mystery of how children 'bootstrap' language, acquiring it by some algorithmic neural osmosis.

    Then 'modern' TVs were designed that blank that wild and beautiful analog static, which we once called snow. Then they were all changed again over to digital, so now we are shown our coherent signals, or ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. You could say that at one time there was a bit of the Big Bang in every living room but now it has been banished to the laboratory... appearing most often as a little squiggles on a graph. I feel a sense of loss in this.

    I have kept an analog television just so I can turn it on from time to time and see that the static is still there.
    And there will come a day when the static is still there but I will be gone, along with all analog televisions.
    It will be a whole world of everything or nothing, all noise squelched or designed out or shouted over.
    No sublime cosmic mystery in your own living room left to gaze into.
    A dark age of total enlightenment.

    --
    <blink>down the rabbit hole</blink>
    1. Re:Static filling my attic from Channel Z by kevinking.psyd · · Score: 1

      Poetic. Inspiring. Thanks.

    2. Re:Static filling my attic from Channel Z by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would have given you an A, but the phrase "wild wild wonder of it all" brings it to a C+.

    3. Re:Static filling my attic from Channel Z by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ack. Drop less acid.

      The snow was mesmerising, but it's not lost. Fret not. I think you could write better about it if you didn't try so hard;

      The static does not "embody the white noise", that's just meaningless.

      "one of the intelligent avatars in my seething mind was working in tandem" - in tandem with whom?

      "the mystery of how children 'bootstrap' language". This is missing a capital letter, and isn't that much of a mystery at all. Read "The Language Instinct".

      "A flat-fact" - what does this mean? Is it like flat-pack furniture?

      Etc etc.

  35. Single species ok: faces all human by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Maybe if you averaged the song of many birds of the same species you could get some kind of recognizable song out.

    Exactly - but that is what they are doing for faces. They are not averaging human, ape, bird, spider, insect etc. faces but the faces of a single species: humans. So by analogy it is perfectly reasonable to specify the same species of bird and then adjust the frequencies to match (since size variation will affect the frequency) and then add an appropriate delay so they all start the same part of the tune at the same time. This is exactly what the OP did with the images and I would agree that with the same approach adapted for audio there is probably a good chance that you'll get a recognizable song too.