Zuckerberg To Take 2 Months Paternity Leave To Give His Kid a Better Outcome (techcrunch.com)
theodp writes: TechCrunch reports that Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg will take two months off from Facebook for paternity leave. Why? "Studies show that when working parents take time to be with their newborns, outcomes are better for the children and families," Zuckerberg explained in a FB post on Friday. "At Facebook we offer our U.S. employees up to 4 months of paid maternity or paternity leave which they can take throughout the year." No word on why the child will only get 50% of that time — maybe that's what the gains chart suggested as a good tradeoff — or if expectant parents who apply to send their children to Zuckerberg's new Primary School, which aims to "help children from underserved communities reach their full potential," will be expected to make a similar commitment.
Good on him, who cares. Next?
In related research, children born to billionaire parents are statistically likely to experience better outcomes than those below the poverty line.
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Zuckerberg could have found a look-alike and paid him to play "father" for 2 months. Will the kid see a difference? Makes a nice study.
Why is this news? Don't most parents take (m|p)aternity leave when they have newborns?
Wait, what? I clicked on this in my Twitter feed without looking, thinking it was going to be the Onion.
Will their be breaking news on his morning dump schedule?
Should we wait with baited breath for inane updates on other billionaire man children and assorted tech sociopath assholes?
He has a penis. It works. That's too bad. Thanks for the update /.
It's great when all these very wealthy/successful companies can afford to just hand out massive benefits , but for the majority of companies that are no way as successful (and also provide most of the jobs in the USA), they simply can't afford to pay people for months while not working
is how many contractors FB hires. When companies have super sweet benefits like this they usually use contractor positions to get out of giving them company wide. I can't think of a single major company I haven't seen this done at :(...
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Maybe they could post a story about the the Zuckerbaby Instagram account. 'Dirty diaper! So many likes.'
How about some news for Nerds? Stuff that doesn't splatter?
If Zuckerberg really wanted to give his kid a better outcome, he'd dissolve Facebook immediately and give all his money to the EFF.
You are welcome on my lawn.
It's Facebook, so you just have to say something negative about it, right? This site is becoming such a pile of shit, jesus christ.
With this guys money, I pretty much think his child will have more opportunities then most and what is a couple months early on when no doubt he will have a nanny and full staff to change those droopy drawers. Its pathetic to listen to this sap. Don't that him for being such a generous CEO. Thank the ad people and investors for that.
TechCrunch reports that Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg will take two months off from Facebook for paternity leave. Why?
I'll take a wild stab-in-the-dark and guess that it's to help look after his kid. But actually, the answer is (Zuckerberg's posts - his choice - notwithstanding) "none of your business."
No word on why the child will only get 50% of that time
Yeesh. What makes you think you're owed any "word" on this?
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
He should take the time, but the stated reason why he's taking the time is just silly. I really hope that it was written by a PR person and not Zuck himself.
Not everything a person does needs to be "backed by studies" as some sort of optimal behavior. It is his kid, not an A/B test opportunity.
Does he think his Kid is one of his PHP scripts?
Maybe he'll leave the rest of the world alone for a little while. You do have to feel bad for the kids, though.
I got 12 months in Luxembourg, like everybody else.
Is probably going to end up doing every type of drugs available out there with the money of its parents.
It's considered prestigious to work there. People work there without killing themselves. Are we living in an idiocracy?
If Mark Zuckerberg were a regular person, I could see taking only half the time offered initially, reserving the right to take the additional time if the need arises I. The remaining first ten months of the baby's first year...
Being Mark Zuckerberg (and not a "normal person") I imagine he could choose to take as much time off as often as he likes, that he's taking two months of is probably as much his way of trying to encourage employees to take advantage of the program as it is to give his own child the best outcome for these vitally important first months.
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Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer took a measly two weeks maternity leave.
if you go through the whole process of fathering children you have a bunch of reasons to do a Good Job
1 Automaitc Minions
2 Kids are great for hidden vectors (and Females get a +15 on Social Engineering)
3 Make sure they are on YOUR SIDE
4 Enabling Backup/longer term planning
im sure there are more geek reasons if one thinks
I believe this is a case of correlation rather than causation. Taking paternity leave is likely to be correlated with being a good dad, but it seems unlikely that it is the paternity leave itself that causes that. Newborns crave human contact. But until the are about 6 months old, they don't really care who that human is. Besides, for the first 2 months, they spend 20+ hours a day sleeping.
When my kids were born I arranged to work from home 2 days per week, and wrote code while the kid was sleeping. We saved money on daycare, and I treasure the memories of spending time with the babies, but I doubt if my kids are really doing any better because if it.
For us mundanes, preventing your children from accessing social media will probably make for even better outcomes.... Not sure if they could get together a statistically significant sample for that though, so its just my feeling.
Free, as in your money being freed from the confines of your account.
the first to months of my life when my parents took off of work...oh wait, no I don't. I am guessing some studies are flawed..
2 months is the important part, everything else is just optimizing your outcome. I suggest less pipes or switching from perl to python.
I work in the aviation industry. My employer only speaks FMLA. There is no 'vacation', 'maternity leave', 'sabbatical', 'sick days' . . .
Like there is any chance whatsoever that the child of a billionaire has a chance at a less than optimal outcome?
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For hundreds, perhaps thousands of years, fathers never took time off when their kids were born. One can also make the case that the fathers of the "Greatest Generation" (both the parents and the children of that generation) never took time off and yet they were the greatest generation. By the same token, one can make the case that this current crop of breeders are total pu$$ies.
I'd be more impressed if he was offering the same benefit to his employees.
"Can't you see that everyone is buying station wagons?"
...a billion dollars will go a long way towards a "better outcome".
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Yeah. Thank god Zucker's thinking ahead because my brat is getting ready to simply EXCEL in phys ed. (To my great disappointment my son is moving to Reno, NV to teach phys ed. for $30,000 a yr) look out Zuckerberg, phys ed is coming for ya.)
I know, he could be headed there to deal meth but I did have higher hopes for the kid. I don't think the Zuckerberg brood needs much more in the help department than anything more his billionaire parents can give him.
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The child's father is a billionaire, the kid will be just fine.
If you've ever known a business owner or executive, you know that they never stop working, even when on vacation or leave. To them, "vacation" means they only work 8-10 hours a day!
His child is one of a special kind, a born One Percenter. His generation will oversee the end of the great purges that will consign the 99 Percenters to the mass graves once automation makes us useless to the Ruling Elite. He and his own kids will inherit a post-scarcity paradise where only the heir of the wealthy will have a place.
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This is the question that keeps me up at night. Does he even have a Roth IRA?