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George Lucas Criticizes the Force Awakens (theguardian.com)

RogueyWon writes: While many critics have responded positively to JJ Abrams's take on Star Wars, one particular industry figure seems rather less impressed. George Lucas has criticized the "retro" tone of The Force Awakens and lamented his own lack of involvement in it. Speaking to television talk-show host and journalist Charlie Rose, Lucas quipped that he had sold his "kids to the white slavers that take these things". "They wanted to do a retro movie. I don’t like that,” he said. “They weren’t that keen to have me involved anyway, but if I get in there, I’m just going to cause trouble, because they’re not going to do what I want them to do. And I don’t have the control to do that any more, and all I would do is muck everything up. And so I said, ‘OK, I will go my way, and I’ll let them go their way.’”

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  1. Yeah yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why did you sell it? Take your money and shut up, it's not yours anymore (thank god!).

    1. Re:Yeah yeah by KermodeBear · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No kidding.

      Cry me a river, George, with your billions of dollars, knowing that you've had a huge impact on world entertainment, sparked imagination and wonder in millions of minds, and created many thousands of jobs because of one single piece of intellectual property.

      If you wanted to keep such a tight grip on what happened with your stuff you never should have sold it. You sold it to DISNEY of all companies, you know that they only produce the most shallow of crap these days (but then again, so does most of Hollywood), you knew what was coming.

      I don't want to hear you bitch and complain about what happens in an imaginary universe.

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    2. Re: Yeah yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dear George Lucas, STFU. You FUBARed the originals through your idiotic "updates" and Episode 1 to 3 sucked so don't try to make it sound like you could have done anything better. Disney did a fantastic job...go away George.

    3. Re:Yeah yeah by TigerPlish · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You sold it to DISNEY of all companies, you know that they only produce the most shallow of crap these days

      Ever since John Lassater and Ed Catmull went from Pixar to Disney, Disney's features and shorts have shown an improvement.

      Wreck-it-Ralph was amazing and quite deep; Frozen was a good movie that somehow went on to be their biggest hit yet and Big Hero 6 wasn't exactly a superficial, shallow piece.

      Man. I can't believe I just typed nice things about the House of Mouse, I used to loathe it with a passion.. back in the Eisner days. But again.. since Pixar guys went to Disney, Disney's improved a bit.

      Now, there's nothing that will make me forgive Disney for what they did to their IT people. No amount of good film will make up for that.

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    4. Re:Yeah yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why did you sell it? Take your money and shut up, it's not yours anymore (thank god!).

      I agree with this, but to a certain extent I also agree with Lucas about the 'retro' tone of the movie. It seemed like it borrowed/copied far too many of the plot points and settings from the original trilogy, to the point you could almost call it a re-make of 'A New Hope' with bits of Empire and Jedi tossed in here and there.
      But having said that, it was still far better than that horrific clusterfuck of a prequel that Lucas was responsible for creating.

      And just a personal nit-pick... the title itself. "The Force Awakens". All the other movies had titles which made obvious sense in regards to the plot. But I have no idea where in this new movie we saw the force "Awaken", or what that even fucking means.

    5. Re:Yeah yeah by mysidia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Disney could have made it a fucking musical for all Lucas could have done about it.

      I wouldn't count out that as a future possibility just yet.

    6. Re: Yeah yeah by tysonedwards · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought he JARJARed them, and isn't that one step beyond FUBARing? Maybe you were being kind...

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    7. Re:Yeah yeah by Art3x · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why did you sell it? Take your money and shut up

      George's response is taken out of context. Charlie Rose brought it up. George mainly said that he had to stay away, so he didn't "muck it up." Mucking it up is a self-deprecating description. He's trying to keep it light.

      He did send one vague criticism, that he did say that he would have repeated less. Of course he feels that way. He has been there, done that. Directors get sick of a movie halfway through making it. Artists in general want to keep exploring new stuff.

      Even I was like, another Death Star, really?

    8. Re:Yeah yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      >

      Now, there's nothing that will make me forgive Disney for what they did to their IT people. No amount of good film will make up for that.

      I can't forgive them for how they pushed for longer and longer copyrights. The idea was for a limited term, so the public could use that material later. Now things are ever more locked into the company that gets the IP, so rather than a net benefit to the public over time it is a net benefit to the IP holder over time, and not by a small amount. Such draconian terms stifle innovation.

      Don't get me wrong. Copyright has its place, as long as it is finite. Ten to twenty percent of the lifespan of the average man or women seems more reasonable than this death plus however many years, which in itself is liable to be extended, again.

      Of course their obvious evil with their IT workers is also a good reason to hate them. I'll probably see the new movie, but maybe I'll wait till it is on netflix.

  2. The world is happy about Lucas not participating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    -No one- wants to see Jar-Jar Binks again. Nor do they want to see a "token kid", or a Yoda doing backflips. No one.

  3. God I hate to say this, but by NotDrWho · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I agree with him.

    There was way too much slovenly fan service in that movie. As I expected with a Disney movie, it played it totally safe and took no chances. It looked test-marketed to within an inch of its life.

    A real filmmaker would have made his own film, not just remade someone else's.

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    1. Re:God I hate to say this, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed. I am glad Lucas couldn't touch the movie, but it was a very 'safe' boring movie. As expected from Disney who plans to use it to leverage a gazillion spin offs, theme park and merchandise projects.

    2. Re:God I hate to say this, but by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's OK to agree with him to a point, but slovenly fan service is precisely what we've got from Lucas since Return of the Jedi, in the form of the marketing-friendly Ewoks, Jar-Jar, etc etc. He also thinks he should have been involved with the movie, but I don't see any evidence that would have made it any better.

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    3. Re:God I hate to say this, but by NotDrWho · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I want to reiterate that agreeing with Lucas on anything leaves a nasty taste in my mouth. But I'll give him this, those prequels were hit or miss (RoTS-hit, AoTC-slight miss, TPM-didn't even hit the backstop behind the target), but at least he attempted in them to create a new universe with its own distinctive look that we hadn't seen before.

      The Force Awakens, by contrast, looks like it was made by someone raiding old Star Wars sets and randomly assembling parts from the old scripts. And here I thought Superman Returns overdid it in its creepy level of homage to Donner's original. J.J. Abrams made Bryan Singer look gutsy by comparison.

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    4. Re:God I hate to say this, but by Lisandro · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It did not. For starters, the plot is basically identical to EP IV.

    5. Re:God I hate to say this, but by NotDrWho · · Score: 5, Interesting

      it was a very 'safe' boring movie

      Yeah, that's what disappointed me the most, just how BORING it was. For all the FX setpieces and explosions, it was, at its core, boring as fuck.

      Maybe if Abrams had slowed down the breakneck plot long enough to make the characters more relatable or believable it would have helped. It may be the kind of movie that really benefits from a 4-hour Director's Cut that explains why these characters actually give a shit about each other. As it is, it goes from "I don't know you" to "We're running...and some more running...and yet more running" to "I would risk my life to save you" so quickly that I'm wondering if 90% of the original script wasn't cut out to make room for more cool action scenes.

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    6. Re:God I hate to say this, but by Lisandro · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, that's exactly what happens when you sell your franchise. Specially one as marketable as Star Wars.

    7. Re:God I hate to say this, but by Merk42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      More than that:

      starts with bad guys attacking...
      droid is given information and leaves the scene...
      ends up in a desert...
      where the lead happens upon it...
      which carries something important for the rebellion...
      while evading the main bad guy...
      who is dressed in black...
      and related to a good guy...
      "we must destroy the giant planet destroyer thing"
      ...but first we need to go inside to disable the shields
      ...where an older character dies

    8. Re:God I hate to say this, but by dotancohen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree with him.

      There was way too much slovenly fan service in that movie. As I expected with a Disney movie, it played it totally safe and took no chances. It looked test-marketed to within an inch of its life.

      A real filmmaker would have made his own film, not just remade someone else's.

      Took no chances? No implied interracial love triangle? No "female persona" for the robot? No killing off of main characters?

      I actually agree that half the movie was lifted from IV-VI, but I happened to like that. I wanted to see a Star Wars movie, not an action film that used the Star Wars name and character names (like the same director did with Star Trek).

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    9. Re:God I hate to say this, but by zAPPzAPP · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They did not 'step in' with 4B. He sold it.

      And if he feels so creative, he is free to use that huge pile of money to create something new of his own. Should bne enough for several movies, where he can show us all of his brilliant ideas.

    10. Re:God I hate to say this, but by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A real filmmaker would have made his own film, not just remade someone else's.

      Last time someone did that we ended up with Episode 1. Fanservice has it's place. The original 3 starwars movies had something about them that made them great. For the last 10 years we've been complaining that this was lost in Ep 1-3, and now someone is complaining that the new one isn't original and too much of a remake?

      It's what we asked for, and given the current ratings and reviews it would seem the vast majority of people are very happy with what we got.

    11. Re:God I hate to say this, but by quantaman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm half in agreement. The new movie is underwhelming, but not because it's "retro", I think that's fine, it looks like it occurred ~35 years after RotJ. The movie is underwhelming because it's unoriginal and lacking vision. Honestly I think that's a pattern with JJ Abrams, he makes great TV but give him a movie and it's paint-by-numbers all the way.

      I will give Lucas credit for the 2nd trilogy on those grounds. It was original and had vision. It just happened to be poorly executed at the same time.

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    12. Re:God I hate to say this, but by malditaenvidia · · Score: 5, Informative

      My problem with all this, and the tentative point where I agree with Lucas, is that it seems a strange new world where the creator of a work is locked out of its further development simply because a corporation stepped in with $4B's and bought all rights and control of it. In other words, when a work of art becomes too popular it is in danger of becoming a mere franchise.

      Oh but that's exactly what Lucas did. He wasn't responsible for all of this work, he was only the screenwriter. A new hope was a horrible mess until his then wife saved it in editing. Neither Empire or Return were directed by him. The puppetry that gave the series one of its most memorable characters had nothing to do with George, neither did Empire's script, or Lucasfilm's special effects, or Ford, Fisher and Hamill's acting.
      This legacy wasn't his work, yet he owned every single bit about it, took it upon himself to absolutely ruin movies he didn't direct with post and then he sold all of it for an absurd amount of money. Your outrage should be directed at George, who absolutely fucked up these movies which were not his work, sometimes just to spite his fans, for the hell of it.

      I bet you loved that "Jedi rocks" music video added in the special edition of Return of the Jedi, or Hayden Christiansen being added to the ending of the DVD edition as a force ghost. He even added Jar-Jar's voice to the very end of Return, a movie he didn't direct, just to spite all the people who hated his stupid cartoon rabbit. He also made Darth Vader yell "NOOOOOOOoooo" while throwing Sheev down the shaft in the BluRay release. I'll bet good money he named Palpatine "Sheev" as a final middle finger to his fans.
      Seriously, if someone is responsible for messing with other people's work and appropriating it, it's George himself.
      Hell, and that's without even going into those prequel abominations. You also point out how Star Wars is just becoming to popular and a franchise, when this was George's goal from the very beginning, securing the merchandise rights from 20th Century FOX in exchange for a smaller cut. Star Wars was designed from the very start to be a marketing campaign, not a work of art. Whatever artistry was involved in it, had barely anything at all to do with George.

    13. Re:God I hate to say this, but by swillden · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It did not. For starters, the plot is basically identical to EP IV.

      I was fine with that. I think the rationale was "Let's show the fans that we're taking the franchise back where it started from, rather than the horrible mess Lucas made in the prequels." So they set up a new Empire, with a new Death Star and a new young Jedi (one I like a lot more than I ever liked that crybaby Luke, actually). Yeah, it was more or less the same plot, with lots of fan-service thrown in, but they also set up some interesting new characters.

      The real test will be what happens in the next movie. If it's a rehash of ESB, then I'll be annoyed that they didn't just call it a reboot rather than a continuation of the story -- though if it's an entertaining movie I'll still see enjoy it. But I don't think it will be. I think having established that they've thrown Lucas out of the airlock and gone back to the Star Wars roots, they're now free to do something new. Note that I'm not saying I expect radically novel filmmaking. Obviously not. What comes next is going to be more big-budget space cowboys. But it will be fun.

      I'm actually much more upset at the Star Trek reboot, but that's because I always held Star Trek to a higher standard. Star Trek started out as real science fiction, social commentary exploring much more interesting questions that "Does love defeat all?" and "How many people can we blow up?". There were some occasional missteps, and it really declined after Roddenberry was gone, but the reboot fell off a cliff. The Abrams Star Trek movies are entertaining, but they're no longer Star Trek. He kept the universe and the characters (sort of) but lost the soul.

      In contrast, The Force Awakens has resurrected Star Wars. It's simple, mindless fun, but that's what it always was, and we liked it.

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    14. Re:God I hate to say this, but by Lisandro · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is certainly not a commercial failure - i don't think Star Wars ever will. That doesn't make it a good film though. Otherwise Titanic and Avatar should be right up there with The Godfather.

    15. Re:God I hate to say this, but by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Informative

      This! A zillion times this!

      Okay aside from my biggest peeve ("a bigger, badder death star that can inexplicably be destroyed in way less time!") was the lack of balance between character development and action.

      Sure, they did try (well, sort of) to develop most of the individual new characters, but really - why would any of the new characters give a flying frig about each other? That aspect of the plot barely held together, with a few split seams showing here and there (enough to disturb the experience).

      Example of a 'split seam': They spent so little time on the Kylo Ren dude (okay, they just flat-out set him up wrong), that he was less of a badass, and more like a bipolar emo kid with daddy issues. I mean, Vader had a fucking *presence* about him when he walked into the room - enough to see palpable fear emanating from all the other actors in the room. You knew right up front that he was a badass. Even in the misbegotten eps I-III, you still had a sufficient-if-not-quite-Vader level of badassery going on w/ Maul. But Kylo Ren? The phrase "punk bitch trying to prove himself on day one in prison" kept popping up. Sheesh. (okay, rant over on that one...)

      But yeah - the whole thing came off as less of a movie and more of a fanfic, truth be told.

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    16. Re:God I hate to say this, but by guardiangod · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >[Kylo Ren] was less of a badass, and more like a bipolar emo kid with daddy issues.

      That's exactly the point.

      http://io9.gizmodo.com/kylo-re...

      The Star Wars movies have always featured villains who are cold, calculating and in control of their emotions. Vader, the Emperor, Dooku, Maulâ"the Sith always acted with a chilling precision. But Kylo Ren is anything but precise. Heâ(TM)s brash, raw, sullen, and just bursting with emotion. This is something we've seen before in the Expanded Universe of books and comics, but never in the movies.

      Kylo Ren howls and loses his mind, whenever anything goes wrong.

      Kylo Ren harbors a bitter resentment for the expectations thrust upon him in his former life as Ben Solo, Jedi-in-training and a son of legends. Even his lightsaber itself is unstable and angry, flickering with sparks and heat-just like its owner.

  4. It's fairly well established now by Maritz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That the first three films were decent only because of Lucas' lack of control. We saw what happens when his every whim is indulged with the prequels. Ugly stuff. In short: George, you're shite, now fuck off.

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  5. Retro by Translation+Error · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, why can't Disney be more forward-thinking like Lucas instead of just pandering to the moviegoers and giving them more of what they want?

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  6. Them grapeses by gavron · · Score: 4, Funny

    Translated to English:

    I made three very good bottles of wine. So good people called me a visionary. My bottles were great.
    Then I made three bad jars of wine. These jars were jarringly bad.

    I sold my vineyard, great bottles and Jarring Jars and got lots of money.
    Nobody considers me a visionary any longer because of the latter.
    (Also have you ever tried discussing galactic treaties in a way that people want to hear about
    it that doesn't sound like you helped write the internal revenue tax code and the trans-pacific partnership?)

    Now I see that these new owners have made something good.
    I think "Hey I could have done that!" I'm a visionary.
    I think "Wait, I did, back in 1977, you know, before 30% of the planet was alive." Nobody knows I'm a visionary.
    I think "I could have done it again." They would have recognized my genius again. Jar. Jar.
    I forget about the jarring jars. I don't know where that came from anyway. I play with dolls way too much.

    The grapes I would have picked are probably sour anyway.

    - George Lucas

  7. Re:I agree with Mr Lucas. by halivar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Ruin" is very subjective, and in this case and others (Marvel, for instance) the majority of consumers do not share your tastes.

  8. Shut up George by sjbe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    George Lucas has criticized the "retro" tone of The Force Awakens and lamented his own lack of involvement in it.

    Shut up George and go spend your billions. You had your chance and blew it with the prequels. Nobody gives a shit what you think anymore. You created something cool 35 years ago and then made a mockery of it with your arrogance and incompetence 20 years later. Star Wars HAD to do something retro because you screwed it up. You failed to understand why Star Wars was a success in the first place. People needed to be reminded of why they liked Star Wars and THEN we can worry about doing something new and interesting with it.

    George, if you wanted control you shouldn't have sold out. If you want to do something new then go create something genuinely new. You've got the money and the time but I'm pretty sure you don't have the talent to write or direct. Go do some experimental film making and prove to us that you have something worthwhile to contribute.

  9. Sorry, Mr. Lucas.... by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am going to basically repeat in a more respectful tone than what the other smart-asses said on this thread, but with all due respect,

    Why did you sell your franchise in the first place? You know Disney's track record for mucking up stuff and should have known that they would not listen to you after you sold Lucasfilm to them. That would be like me selling a nice hot rod to Disney and telling them "Oh don't put flames on that car! It looks better in solid candy apple red!"

    Disney basically gave you the finger in a respectful way and did what they wanted (which is to market to the lowest common denominator who likes explosions and action). They don't care about telling a story. They want $$$$$$$$$$$..

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    1. Re:Sorry, Mr. Lucas.... by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 3, Funny

      Disney basically gave you the finger in a respectful way and did what they wanted (which is to market to the lowest common denominator who likes explosions and action). They don't care about telling a story. They want $$$$$$$$$$$..

      Because Lucas only ever made fine art and only marketed Star Wars to the snobbiest of snobs. He also only did it for artistic integrity and never for the money which is why he's so poor and starving. All the merchandise, games, novels, etc. and constant movie rehashes were done purely for art and never so he could rake in another couple of billion dollars. Damn that Disney for turning Star Wars into a money-making machine rather than keeping it pure and only for art! *rolls eyes*

    2. Re:Sorry, Mr. Lucas.... by Nemyst · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why did you sell your franchise in the first place? You know Disney's track record for mucking up stuff and should have known that they would not listen to you after you sold Lucasfilm to them. That would be like me selling a nice hot rod to Disney and telling them "Oh don't put flames on that car! It looks better in solid candy apple red!"

      Actually, what is Disney's track record for mucking up stuff? Seriously. Disney's acquired Pixar, Marvel, Star Wars and Maker Studios. I haven't seen much of a difference with Maker. Pixar has been as great as they've always been (don't blame Cars on Disney, it was and still is Lasseter's pet project) and have retained their creative freedom (just look at Inside Out). Marvel has never done better on the big screen.

      Now we have the first SW film. Yes, it plays it safe. But... it feels like Star Wars. Gone are the stunted acting, terrible writing and extreme reliance on CG of the prequels. The new SW film is probably how IV would have been made had they released in 2015. And while it's conservative, it also shows that they knew what elements to keep to make the film work. As a result, it's similar, but still very enjoyable and a nice start for the new series.

      As of now, Disney has done a much better job with Star Wars than Paramount has with Star Trek.

  10. Back to basics by sjbe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I agree with him.

    Then you fail to understand the problem. Disney HAD to make a film that reminded everyone of why they loved Star Wars. After the debacle that was the prequels, they needed to come back to basics. THEN they can start doing more creative things going forward. But they had to repair the damage first and get people enthused about the franchise again. I suspect they'll get more adventurous in the future but doing so for this movie would have been idiotic.

    A real filmmaker would have made his own film, not just remade someone else's.

    And if they did that then everyone would have bitched about how it wasn't Star Wars. And they would have been right. Giving some director complete freedom to go off on whatever idiotic tangent they want is how we got the prequels.

  11. I don't get it by aron1231 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The hate is strange. Guardians of the Galaxy was an AWESOME product from Disney. But they had nothing "preconceived" to work from there. It was total freedom, and it was indeed awesome.

    Star Wars is a totally different beast. Too many chances, and you end up with the crap Lucas spit out for prequels, and definite alienation of some fans. Regardless, there was NO WAY they were going to please everybody. But we got an entertaining continuation of the originals, IMO. Lets hope it only gets better! Honestly, I'm very much looking forward to the next installment.

    What more can you ask for? They had epic expectations and didn't completely fail like the previous attempt from Lucas.

  12. Star Wars always was a franchise by sjbe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My problem with all this, and the tentative point where I agree with Lucas, is that it seems a strange new world where the creator of a work is locked out of its further development simply because a corporation stepped in with $4B's and bought all rights and control of it.

    Pretty naive to think that that is somehow anything new. People have sold IP rights since the first moment there was such a thing as IP. That's like selling your house and then expecting to have a say in how the new owner decorates it. The entire notion is idiotic. If George wanted a say in how things were done he could have negotiated that. He chose not to. Frankly given how bad the prequels were, I wouldn't have wanted him around either. He clearly failed to understand why people liked Star Wars, couldn't direct, couldn't write and everybody knew it. Disney has dealt with guys like him before and his time had clearly passed.

    In other words, when a work of art becomes too popular it is in danger of becoming a mere franchise.

    It's adorable that you think Star Wars wasn't a franchise before. I saw Star Wars in the theater in 1977. Do you have ANY idea how big of a think merchandising became because of Star Wars? Every kid I knew was carrying around a Darth Vader carrying case loaded with action figures. Video games, lunch boxes, toys, decoration, etc. Those became a big deal because Star Wars WAS a franchise right from the very beginning. Your notion that it was some holy work of "art" is belied by the actual facts.

  13. Oh, For Crying Out Loud by PvtVoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's Star Wars we're talking about here, not La Strada. The whole problem with the prequels was Lucas taking himself waaaaay too seriously. Star Wars is a Saturday Matinee Samurai Space Opera. Which is what Abrams delivered. Yay!

  14. Re:The world is happy about Lucas not participatin by Kagato · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Lucas was fine, when he let other people direct and stayed focused on special effects. He's not good at directing people. If you listen to the interviews from Harris Ford and Mark Hamill it's pretty clear Lucas shrugged off simple questions on dialog and motivation. The original movie ended up good because the actors were talented and worked extremely well as an ensemble cast. When you got to Empire and Return you had talented directors set the tone and motivation for the cast.

    You go to the prequels and it's uneven mix of amateur hour theatrics mixed in with cameos from talented actors. "I...I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children too." Anakin Skywalker Episode II. The most cringe worthy scene in the entire series.

  15. Re:The world is happy about Lucas not participatin by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Interesting

    No, the whole way he killed Padme off was terrible. How is it Leia could remember her mother when she was about thirty seconds old when she died?

    And midichlorians...

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  16. Plinkett Reviews - Lays the smack down on Lucas. by Fragnet · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Plinkett Reviews of Star Wars are as long as the movies, far more entertaining and completely hilarious.

  17. Re:star wars movies are loss leaders by dwillden · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Over a billion gross on this one already in less than two weeks, and it hasn't even opened in China (the second largest market globally) yet. They plan at least a movie a year for several years to come (at least two trilogies planned so far).. Plus the deal bought them ILM which is widely used earning more profits from other movies. They'll likely have that $4b paid off in two or three years tops. Then it's all gravy. Loss leader? Not even close. Not with the Disney marketing machine. Will the following movies do as well? That has yet to be seen. But they don't have to be blow-out blockbusters like this one is to quickly turn into a long term money maker even without the merchandising.

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  18. Saw it in 3D IMAX last night by waspleg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you're paying attention, Abrams actually steals from all 3 original trilogy movies extremely heavily (particularly New Hope and Empire). There are a couple of very small segments for doing backstory but overall very little in the way of building characters. It's more like he watched the original trilogy and just wanted all the action scenes.

    The screen writing needs serious work. The new characters are.. mostly forgettable although decent actors so I don't think that was their fault. Kylo Ren is laughable, near complete dark side trained (no mention of Sith) but gets his ass kicked by the most competent STORM TROOPER we've ever seen on screen and a completely untrained girl with some innate and until-she-meets-with-him latent power that she suddenly figures out how to use better than he does?? WTF?

    The pacing was fast and I suspect aimed at Millennials and Sub-Millennials with 0 attention span and their goddamn phones out at all times (as evidenced by the 2 chattering girls and one of their boyfriends who wouldn't shut the fuck up the whole time - guy "Sick!" every 30 seconds).

    Having said that, it's 10x better than the prequels - ALL of which are/were fucking terrible. I'm glad there was no mention at all of midoclorians or whatever. All of the 3D effects were good and real people in costumes where needed - despite there being a shit load of it comes off far better than farting brontosaur pack animals in the prequels. My girlfriend, who is not a Star Wars fan in particular, thinks it was great. As a Star Wars fan, I'm just glad they told Lucas to fuck off.

  19. Re:The world is happy about Lucas not participatin by bondsbw · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mine was "Anakin, you're breaking my heart!"

    It's really easy for me to "get into" a performance and to stay focused, especially when it gets to the climax scenes, but this totally took me out. I was actually mad when this happened, and it was hard to get back into the movie before it was finished.

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  20. Re:The world is happy about Lucas not participatin by Spazmania · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And midichlorians...

    That was the exact moment when episode 1 jumped the shark.

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  21. It's amusing by rochrist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashot can't quite decide whether they hate Lucas of The Force Awakens worse.

  22. Re:The world is happy about Lucas not participatin by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How is it Leia could remember her mother when she was about thirty seconds old when she died?

    That's just one of the many temporal inconsistencies. Luke being 16-20 in IV-VI yet Obiwan aging probably a hundred years (Jedi are long-lived and Tarkin thought that "surely he must be dead by now") - plus Anakin at the end of RoTJ was pushing 80, even if he was dark-force-degraded, other Sith Lords last far longer.

    And midichlorians...

    Which don't exist in the ESB Yoda's universe. I-III, as currently filmed, exist in a similar but different universe from IV-VI; that much is provable from the timelines (relativistic effects are just not part of the Star Wars lore - you have to suspend disbelief on that one).

    Lucas didn't want to make more Star Wars but there was so much money thrown at him that he went full-cynical and made the worst movies he knew how to do and taught his inner circle to not be yes-men after they all worked to turn out the crapfest of TPM, even though they knew it was bad (yet, it was a hugely profitable merchandising vehicle, so in that sense it was great, and Lucas has always done merchandising well because of his studio contracts). Lucas succeeded in proving to himself that the fans never really appreciated his work and will buy any shit sandwich with a logo on it.

    Lucas's one concession to his younger self was that he left room to do I-III later, in a consistent universe, if he ever wanted to (he has zero compunction about remaking movies). He'd have to give up his fortune and prestige to return to his roots and find that energy again, and I think he's probably going to be happier doing his educational charity work instead. Meanwhile Disney couldn't be happier that he's talking smack about the new film - heck I might even go see it after hearing this.

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  23. Re:The world is happy about Lucas not participatin by WheezyJoe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "I...I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children too." Anakin Skywalker Episode II. The most cringe worthy scene in the entire series.

    Yes, that was horrible. But one of so damn many. For me it was the drivel about Midichlorians, and then a child's half-baked "yippee"s in horrid Episode 1. The prequels broke suspension of disbelief many many times, but even Jar-Jar didn't bug me as bad as the boy actor playing young Annakin because, you know, the whole damned story is ultimately about Annakin. The kid was so poorly directed and his lines so bad, I never believed in him or in any of his abilities or that someday he would become an arch-villain who would choke the life out of people as easy as look at them. Every seen he was in, every line, and every ridiculously contrived tie-in with the other films (I fucking built C-3PO!!!) shoved me out of the movie to look for the nearest exit. I couldn't forgive that shit. Kids can act well and carry a movie if a director takes them serious enough (e.g., The Sixth Sense), but Lucas didn't bother to give a shit.

    Count Dooku in Episode II was pretty fucking cringe-worthy as well, stopping a fight with Yoda because, you know, let's fight with light saber instead. And does Yoda defeat him? No... he does a little thing and walks away, leaving three Jedi holding their limp little dicks. Clued me in on something, though: the Force sucks, particularly the good side. "Failed, have I" in Episode III. No shit, Yoda, because you SUCK! Mace Windu almost smoked Palpatine, except the good side didn't clue him in to an attack coming from amateur Annakin.

    You didn't watch the prequels, you fucking endured them, waiting out one dull scene after another, hoping something redemptively cool would happen. Next thing you know, the movie's over. Two hours and ten bucks you'll never have again. Fuck you, Lucas. Take your billions, buy an island, and live on it with all the most expensive, pure, uncut highest-quality coke money your billions can buy. That'll get your mind off Disney giving you the shove.

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  24. Re:The world is happy about Lucas not participatin by retchdog · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The sad thing is, I even liked the midichlorians in principle (assuming that they were symptomatic of Force concentration, and not the cause of it). They illustrated that before the fall of the Republic, the Force had been almost reduced to a scientific principle: something that was studied and analyzed formally, even too formally, by the ivory tower Jedi who lost touch with gritty reality and thus brought tragedy upon themselves and the entire galaxy.

    It's a shame that this potentially elegant expository device was wielded by a windbag imbecile like Lucas, but on the other hand, he did everything wrong and created a series of movies with more inconsistencies than the average piece of fan fiction. The midichlorians could have been done well by a competent writer. Instead, rather than try to redeem the idea, Lucas ran like a coward and dropped the concept like a hot potato after the damage had already been done.

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