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South Korea To Restart Propaganda Loudspeakers Along Border

jones_supa writes: South Korea has said that it will resume anti-Pyongyang loudspeaker broadcasts this week along the heavily fortified border with North Korea in retaliation of Pyongyang's claimed hydrogen bomb test. The broadcasts will resume at noon on Friday, told Cho Tae-yong, deputy chief of the presidential office of national security. Cho added that South Korean troops maintain combat readiness and will sternly retaliate against North Korea if Pyongyang follows with a provocation. In August, South resumed the broadcasts for the first time in 11 years in retaliation for the North's land-mine attack that maimed two South Korean soldiers. The two sides later held days of intensive high-level talks and produced a deal in which South agreed to stop propaganda broadcasts unless an abnormal situation occurs. Which now did.

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  1. it was an inevitable progression, to say the least by nimbius · · Score: 5, Funny

    south korea: things have been peaceful lately, lets turn off those loudspeakers. im sure the residents near the border would like a good nights sleep and the electric bill is getting a little out of hand...
    DPRK: AT LAST! we have, under our glorious leaders infallable guidance, finally created and detonated a HYDROGEN BOMB. cower before the might of our glorious nuclear harbinger of the wests final demise!
    south korea: ...Get Psy on the phone. Ask his producer what its going to cost to get a chipmunk christmas remix of Gangnam Style at every border outpost by tomorrow morning.
    DPRK: the glory of allmighty leader cannot be denied! his wisdom and purity will cleanse the west in a fiery blaze of enlightenment and retribution for the...
    south korea: pick up a copy of whatever Biebers got out this year while you're at it...

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  2. Ineffective? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    How effective are these propaganda broadcasts, really?

    If you grew up thinking the sky way red, nothing coming out of a loudspeaker (run by the enemy, no less) will convince you otherwise.

    1. Re:Ineffective? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Effective enough that NK threatened to take out the loudspeakers with artillery fire.

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    2. Re:Ineffective? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My wife was telling me about a story she read regarding a North Korean defector who fled across the border to China and then eventually made it to the West. The thing that convinced him he needed to leave? A soldier from the other side of the DMZ accidentally dropped nail clippers and didn't care enough to come back and get them later. When he realized that something as "incredible" as nail clippers were basically worthless to the other side's soldiers, he knew he had been lied to about how things were outside of his country.

      Take it with the requisite grain of salt, but it's an interesting anecdote, nonetheless.

    3. Re:Ineffective? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is what terrifies Kim Jong Un. That people will realize that they've been lied to for years, and realize what they're missing.

      Pop music? Fun, upbeat pop music? From dozens of different singing groups? Enough if it to play around the clock?
      News about Park Geun-hye traveling to meetings in other countries?
      The only way this is possible is if South Korea is actually a cool place, and Kim Jong Un is a liar.

    4. Re:Ineffective? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      While it may not seem so to you, fun, upbeat pop music is an acquired taste. When I visited Russia immediately after the Soviet Union, the only music they played on the radio was classical. Rock was rapidly being introduced and everyone over the age of 25 hated it.

    5. Re:Ineffective? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So we should fly over and air drop packs of Taco Bell! That might make them run for the border.

    6. Re:Ineffective? by Bosconian · · Score: 2

      Oh, my goodness! I can't even imagine the state of the populace's finger and toenails. Are there long lines and rations to use the services of the state-sponsored manicurists? Is there a National Policy to advise the glorious citizens as to what their nail states should aspire to be?

      We must liberate this country of janky fingers, ingrown cuticles and hangnails in all haste!

      God Bless

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    7. Re:Ineffective? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but wouldn't that violate the chemical weapons treaties?

    8. Re:Ineffective? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Even more than that, question is - WHAT are they broadcasting?

      Is the message more of a 'don't try fighting us - you will lose'? Or is it more of a 'We're doing better than you - come & join us'. I'd get the value of the former. But the latter would be stupid - why would South Korea want to annex a basketcase like Nork? That's just begging to sink its economy - in the same way that Germany's economy took a dive after reunification. Yeah, I know they are both Korean nations, and there are people on one side who'd love to see relatives on the other, but is this cost really worth it? Potential unemployment, austerity measures, and so on?

      I doubt there is any solution to what Pyongyang does. Charles Krauthammer suggested giving Japan the green light to go nuclear. But the question that this begs is that would Japan even be willing to do it? Aside from the distant memories of Hiroshima & Nagasaki, they also have the more recent Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster, so it's unlikely that they'd wanna even touch nuclear weapons, even to ward off any of the Koreas. And South Koreans are pretty anti-US and were against US troops and weapons in their country for the longest time, so I doubt that even they'd want a nuclear deterrent. Maybe just follow the same policy in North East Asia that the US has followed in the Middle East - one of disengagement?

    9. Re:Ineffective? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not that fun music is an acquired taste, it's that grumpy people don't like having fun.

      I think it comes from spending a lifetime performing grueling work under an oppressive regime (whether it be the USSR or a Baptist church) they don't want to believe that all of that sacrifice was for nothing but to amuse some dictator, so they will believe that fun is wrong.

      Also, rock and fun upbeat pop music only overlap a *tiny* bit.

    10. Re:Ineffective? by cold+fjord · · Score: 0

      My wife was telling me about a story she read regarding a North Korean defector who fled across the border to China and then eventually made it to the West. The thing that convinced him he needed to leave? A soldier from the other side of the DMZ accidentally dropped nail clippers and didn't care enough to come back and get them later. When he realized that something as "incredible" as nail clippers were basically worthless to the other side's soldiers, he knew he had been lied to about how things were outside of his country.

      Take it with the requisite grain of salt, but it's an interesting anecdote, nonetheless.

      I wouldn't discount it in the least.

      When Boris Yeltsin went grocery shopping in Clear Lake

      For a wider perspective:

      Grocery stores are a marvel. ...

      What you see is a miracle. This is the pinnacle of civilization, in its own way. No king in the history of mankind had access to riches like this. Look - here. (picks u box of special expensive gourmet crackers) This is someone's livelihood. Someone got a loan, started a business, hired people, paid someone to design this, because he or she wanted to make a special cracker, and here it is next to all the other special crackers, and this is just the special cracker department in the cheese department. There's another special cracker section in the cracker aisle. He might fail, he might win, but you can do that here, you can try. And if someone says why do we need so many cracker choices, this is why. Do you want some governing Cracker Bureau to say no, don't make crackers, make pretzels. But I don't want to make pretzels. I want to make crackers. Sorry, we have enough crackers. But I have this new taste. SORRY.

      Now apply that to everything here! And the other store that has the stuff this one doesn't! And the other chain that carries a different line of speciality stuff!

      And a different perspective:

      Bernie Sanders: Don’t Need 23 Choices of Deodorant, 18 Choices of Sneakers When Kids Are Going Hungry

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      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
    11. Re:Ineffective? by lgw · · Score: 2

      why would South Korea want to annex a basketcase like Nork?

      For the same reason West Germany rushed to embrace East German despite the real setback that caused to their economy: compassion.

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    12. Re:Ineffective? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 0

      *cough* more real estate *cough*

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    13. Re:Ineffective? by lgw · · Score: 1

      It was not cheap at the price. Was the population density of East Germany even that much lower than West Germany? Maybe?

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      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    14. Re:Ineffective? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, I'm sorry but being allowed to have things that are an acquired taste is a privilege. It means that you have the capability of not needing the thing, and are allowed to not even like it.

      Believe me, you do not have the privilege of acquired taste in North Korea unless you are at the top, and even then, only for certain things. Their accepted political dogma is not allowed to be an acquired taste. And in all other things, scarcity is such that if you get it, you use it, even if you don't like it, and frankly, most wouldn't know there even were alternatives. Don't like rice? Tough shit, that's all you got to eat, and you think it's awesome because it's all you've ever encountered, and you can't comprehend the possibility of there being other things TOO eat.

    15. Re:Ineffective? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I believe you. I'll try to clarify.
      What I meant was that it is not even possible for such music to be produced in North Korea, and yet N.K. is supposedly the greatest country on the planet.

      Any glimpse of the South's prosperity reveals the lie.

      It's like when the president of Hyundai donated 500 cows to poor farmers in North Korea, and drove them in Hyundai trucks.
      Supposedly a simple gift that the people of North Korea could relate to, what no one expected was hubub over the trucks.
      It was completely mind-blowing to those people to see a truck with a Korean name on the side.
      "What do you mean, you make these?"
      The South Koreans were incapable, worse than the North, as far as they had been told, and yet, there were the trucks.

    16. Re:Ineffective? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I know they are both Korean nations, and there are people on one side who'd love to see relatives on the other, but is this cost really worth it? Potential unemployment, austerity measures, and so on?

      Integrating North Korea would be expensive. Those costs need to be weighed against the cost of a hostile country within mortar range of the south Korean capital.

    17. Re:Ineffective? by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      I suspect what they'd like is enough to eat, an idea that if things do start to go bad economically whole swathes of the country won't be starved to death while others aren't, and lack of a secret police that drags you off to camps for minor things.

    18. Re:Ineffective? by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      That is insane. The people in East Germany were GERMAN, many of them had RELATIVES in West Germany. Could you stand it if your aunts, uncles, cousins lived in a totalitarian state (never mind that we all do in the US now at least it isn't as bad as it was in the GDR). No. They were happy to unify and have all Germans subject to the Basic Law rather than totalitarian fascism because they were the same people.

    19. Re:Ineffective? by lgw · · Score: 1

      You do realize you're agreeing with me, right? Compassion? (Well, unless you're a hardcore Buddhist insisting on a technical meaning of "compassion" that excludes people you have an emotional attachment to).

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      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    20. Re:Ineffective? by nytes · · Score: 1

      Sounds like South Korea could probably pull off a pretty big propaganda victory if they just put a trash dump at the border.

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    21. Re:Ineffective? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear citizens of the north we want you to be , free if you don't wwant to be freee we will force you to be free consumers of DRM'ed american shit regardless. You will except our never ending copyright and instead of fatboi you will gleefully worship your corporate masters all in the name of freedom and the right to be raped by american corporatism!

    22. Re:Ineffective? by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 1

      A strong sense of national/ethnic unity as a people - again, same as Germany. They have thousands of years of culture, nevermind there are entire extended families that are divided and kept apart (save for the rare, tearful temporary reunions sometimes agreed on by the two governments).

      It certainly wouldn't be cheap either - North Korea is in such a shambles that rebuilding it will make German reunification look cheap by comparison. One estimate I heard was that it would be something like 10 to 100 times the cost, and that's before you consider that South Korea is far less able to pay than West Germany was.

    23. Re:Ineffective? by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      Sorry, was working on replying to an article above yours. I agree with you.

    24. Re:Ineffective? by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      Is this not wonderful? Isn't freedom glorious? In the USSR you were forced to work and was given money, now nobody will even give you a job so you are finally free to starve, isn't it great?

  3. Dude seriously in need of an "accident". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, this nut job needs to fall down some stairs.

    1. Re:Dude seriously in need of an "accident". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Need to stop believing all you read.

    2. Re:Dude seriously in need of an "accident". by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Seriously, this nut job needs to fall down some stairs.

      Little Un would just bounce you know.

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      "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
    3. Re:Dude seriously in need of an "accident". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The alternative being.... what?

  4. Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What they really need is to shake Kim's hands, send him their congrats and push more trade with NK to help them get out of poverty.

    Kim is not being invasive, but desperate and delusional. He needs friends and NK people need trading partners and investment to fix their shit country and become economically independent from Kim's regime - which the current foreign aid actually consolidates since Kim is the one who ultimately distributes everything.

    1. Re:Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's very strange that Mr. Kim and North Korea don't want to ally with South. Wouldn't it be a win-win? Apparently clinging to historical principles says otherwise.

    2. Re:Again? by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's strange if you think their priority is the advancement and well-being of their people and nation as a whole.

      On the other hand, if you believe that their goal is maintaining the Kim family dynasty, and the power of the North Korea military elites, then it's not so strange.

    3. Re:Again? by Major+Blud · · Score: 1

      North Korea's isolation is Kim's fault just as much as anyone else's. He's well aware that opening up trade internationally would end up creating a more educated and motivated populace....one that wouldn't look to kindly on their current leadership.

      Look at the dogma that has been crammed down their throat for the past 50 years....Juche is usually translated as "self-reliance". Why would Dear Leader want to open up trade to the world when he's convinced the populace that they don't need it?
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    4. Re:Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'd expect Mr. Kim would very quickly end up dead if he tried to ally with the south, with current "war like" situation the generals live the high life while the
      population suffers. If the situation was normalized they would be dirt poor nobodies in a dirt poor country like the rest of the population, and when the population learns what was really going on they'd be in front of a firing squad.

    5. Re:Again? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      North Korea's isolation is Kim's fault just as much as anyone else's. He's well aware that opening up trade internationally would end up creating a more educated and motivated populace....one that wouldn't look to kindly on their current leadership.

      Look at the dogma that has been crammed down their throat for the past 50 years....Juche is usually translated as "self-reliance". Why would Dear Leader want to open up trade to the world when he's convinced the populace that they don't need it?
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Juche is an interesting concept. I'm not sure its specific to North Korea either; the Mongolians have a saying "I'd rather suffer under my own rule than frolic under someone elses."

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      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    6. Re:Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 'Sunshine Policy' has been tried on and off for 50 years. It has not weakened the Kims at all. It has enriched them. It has worsened the plight of the North Korean people. Get a clue.

    7. Re:Again? by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      Yes, Mr. Kerry.

    8. Re:Again? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      North Korea's isolation is Kim's fault just as much as anyone else's. He's well aware

      I often wonder just how 'aware' he is of these things.

      He's a third generation dictator and a vicious little sociopath.

      I can't decide if he does these things because he's delusional and believed this is his right ... or if because he rationally knows the truth and does it anyway. In both scenarios he's a crazy, vicious little runt who places no value on the lives of people. The outcome is still the same.

      Of course it's his fault.

      I'm just not sure if anybody really has an understanding of which kind of vicious little bastard he is, or if it really makes a difference. He is the center of his universe, and is more than willing to do anything to keep that position.

      Whether this is from delusion or conviction, I have no idea. But he clearly has no interest in changing things, he consistently shows he wants to solidify his hold on power. Including waving around weapons to threaten the world around him and act like he's some great world power.

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    9. Re:Again? by DrXym · · Score: 1
      It ain't that simple. North Korea has executed people (in a variety of horrible ways) for implementing reforms. They don't want to reform or are incapable of it. And South Korea has tried to engage in limited assistance, e.g. Kaesong Industrial Region and it usually acts as a lightning rod. I wouldn't be surprised if it gets shut down again.

      South Korea shouldn't even bother trying to engage with them until the North thaws. The most likely chance of reform that is if / when dear leader drops dead or is bumped off. The sooner the better really before the dynasty has a chance to set up an heir.

    10. Re:Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven

      -- John Milton, Paradise Lost

    11. Re:Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really wouldn't wanna be on his shoes once things start to come tumbling down. That little piggy-face is bound for a terrible death. Soon. Just wait and see.

    12. Re:Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was his grandfather's fault not his.

      NK was only fine when Soviet still funded them. I doubt he's retarded but he's not in a position to initiate such changes as it'd weaken his power considerably, and foreigners have been portrayed as enemies for decades according to official propaganda, which he cannot just throw away.

    13. Re: Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what about serving in hell? How does that compare?

    14. Re:Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it falls he'll be in front of a firing squad when the population realizes what has been going on, if he tried to reform anything and normalize the situation with the south he would be killed by the military elite because they know then they wouldn't be the elite and would probably end up in front of firing squad too.

    15. Re:Again? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      There is a whole city dedicated to trade and cooperation between the Koreas. It hasn't helped the situation any though.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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      APK likes to ask for responses to the same things over and over. Maybe he just likes the responses?
    16. Re:Again? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      True, but right now, he just has a 2 year old daughter, and he himself is obese, and probably not in the best of health. If he were to suddenly die, his dynasty would be over. I don't know of any time that any Communist country had a female leader, and I doubt that the Communists would make his 2 year old daughter Kim Ju-ae as the head of the party.

    17. Re:Again? by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Couldn't he follow China's example? Do what THEY did - open up his economy, but maintain hold on power. If his people try any tricks, he could pull a Tienanmen Square on them.

      Only problem I see - China has had regular leadership changes since then - every few years. He probably thinks that there is no way he can avoid that if he goes that route.

    18. Re: Again? by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 1

      Serving in Hell? It's awful - the customers are horrible, they bring their screaming kids, and they never tip.

    19. Re:Again? by ecotax · · Score: 1

      The idea of juche may be interesting from a philosophical point of view, but in the NK practice most suffering doesn't happen at the top level of the Party.

      --
      "Money is a sign of poverty." - Iain Banks
    20. Re:Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If his people try any tricks, he could pull a Tienanmen Square on them.

      But then the Chinese firewall would sensor the country out of existence!

    21. Re:Again? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I often wonder just how 'aware' he is of these things.

      He went to school in Switzerland. How could he not be at least a little aware?

  5. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    South Korea has asked the US to deploy strategic weapons in South Korea

    http://www.theglobeandmail.com...

    So it will be nukes AND propaganda

  6. Re:it was an inevitable progression, to say the le by MiniMike · · Score: 4, Funny

    south korea: a chipmunk christmas remix of Gangnam Style at every border outpost by tomorrow morning.

    Might constitute a war crime (torture, superfluous injury, unnecessary suffering), as technically they're still at war.

    south korea: pick up a copy of whatever Biebers got out this year while you're at it...

    Yeah, definitely a war crime...

  7. See! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why aliens won't visit us!

  8. If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in ho by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in hours.

  9. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    South Korea has no interest in wasting its time or resources on the production of nuclear weapons, they have the US for that.

    Instead they put it into industrial and technological effort that is valuable for their own interests in a more direct way.

    These speakers? Are just a way to tweak the noses of certain leaders in North Korea, a comparable minor investment that nonetheless has a sufficient impact since it shows they're not really cowed by North Korean actions. It helps the people of South Korea think something is being done, without costing much.

    Obama is the same way with certain of our enemies, he knows there is no need to worry about a lot of them, they're not threats. Unfortunately the American people, being prone to fear, need something done, so he has to come up with a way to assuage them. Unfortunately, we're a little more demanding, so we need somewhat more expensive actions.

    But when it comes right down to it, neither the people of South Korea, or the United States, would pay the real price for fixing things the way they demand.

    It would be far too high a price. Yet that doesn't stop anybody from demanding a fix.

  10. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, it's exactly the correct response. This is a classic pattern of saber-rattling and threatening by North Korea. It's not about an actual threat to use nukes - which, by the way, they already had. South Korea can't afford to not respond in some way, so what do they do? Something that really pisses the North Koreans off, but without risking pushing things into actual shooting - which happens very often along the border between the two. Yes, it's entirely about saving face. No, nobody expects it will actually change anything. Obama is pretty much doing what every president has done, which is maintaining US military forces in Japan and South Korea, and promising to defend them against any aggression from North Korea.

    But perhaps you think an active military response would be better? George W. Bush didn't seem to think so, even after North Korea blew past his "red line" on uranium enrichment and actually built the first of those bombs. Bottom line is, even the Bush administration didn't want a war in Korea, because it would be insanely bloody - and that's a best case scenario, nevermind that it was that way BEFORE North Korea had nukes. There just happens to be a major city of about 10 million South Koreans lying within artillery range of the border (where there just happens to be lots of artillery for that very reason).

  11. wow, what a comeback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    next up: lining up south korean women on the dmz to moon the north with those flat asses. why am i smelling kimchi?

  12. Provocaliation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Cho added that South Korean troops maintain combat readiness and will sternly retaliate against North Korea if Pyongyang follows with a provocation."

    So SK gonna retaliate for NK's provocation of SK's provocation of NK's retaliation?

    1. Re:Provocaliation by bobbied · · Score: 2

      Wars have started for less than that.... Wait, Oh yea, technically all we have is a cease fire, the Korean war is still technically on.

      Look, this is really about Littl' Un staying in power. What matters here is how this is played in the NK government miss-information machine and accepted by the population. What SK is suggesting involves bypassing the iron fisted control of information that NK must maintain to keep Littl' Un in power, at least in a small way for a small part of NK's population which happens to be limited to the border guards for the most part. SK is doing next to nothing, but it's making a show of it.

      In the end, nothing will really happen except there will be a renewed hate of Bibber and Britney in the north.. Maybe that draws some mortar fire? But likely not.

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  13. Original transcript by maestroX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Comrades of the Soviet Union, there is no need for this senseless bloodshed between our nations.
    The German people are not your enemy.
    If you surrender, you will be treated well.
    You will be given plenty of good, hot food and warm clothing, and if wounded, proper medical treatment.
    The German army is your friend.

    1. Re:Original transcript by cold+fjord · · Score: 0

      One should keep in mind how things worked out.
      Thing were so bad under the Soviet regime that the invading Germans were initially welcomed as liberators.
      The Soviets put NKVD (secret police) units behind the Soviet Army units in attack or defense to capture or kill people moving away from the front.
      The Germans raised the equivalent of several divisions of volunteer troops to assist them in their fights.
      Soviet prisoners had a high mortality rate in German camps from substandard and abusive treatment and substantial percentages of them died.
      German prisoners in Soviet hands didn't fare well either. In some camps things were so bad that the prisoners turned to cannibalism and the Soviets had to form special anti-cannibal patrols.
      About 60% of German POWs in Soviet hands died.
      German units fought their way past Soviet units in order to surrender to the western Allies.
      Only about 1% of prisoners from the western Allies dies in German hands.
      Only about 1% of German prisoners died in captivity by the western Allies.
      Allied propaganda was an easier sell to the Germans.

      THE ALLIED "PASSIERSCHIEN" SAFE CONDUCT PASSES OF WWII

      . . . The final version of the "passierschein" has been called the most effective single leaflet of the war. It was considered so powerful that in 1944 the Allied Supreme Headquarters issued a directive forbidding reproduction of the safe conduct pass on other leaflets. They wanted to protect the authenticity of the document. . . .

      Within a very few months after the landings In Normandy, American and British PW Interrogators were able to gather plenty of evidence to show that SHAEF appeals, by voice and leaflet, were getting results. In October 1944, it was officially reported that 77% of prisoners taken by the Allies had read one or more of the leafletsAbout 80% of the prisoners taken on the Brest peninsula had leaflets in their Possession. On one occasion, three Germans surrendering had only one leaflet for the trio. They gave themselves up, each with one hand held high and the other clutching a corner of the precious documentAnother German gave himself up with the statement that he had "a document bearing General Eisenhower's personal signature." In one day 44 men of the 256th Volksgrenadier division deserted to a Third Army unit and nearly all carried the Safe Conduct surrender pass.

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      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
    2. Re:Original transcript by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They must have forgot to drop those leaflets during Stalingrad operation.

  14. North Korea To Restart Artillery Boom Along Border by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The shelling will resume at 10 past noon on Friday.

  15. Re:it was an inevitable progression, to say the le by jandersen · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... south korea: pick up a copy of whatever Biebers got out this year while you're at it...

    Look, let's not go overboard, OK? I know, the set off a H-bomb, but we should be proportionate in our response.

  16. Land Mine ... Attack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    For those wondering, South Korea accused Best Korea of sneaking across the border and planting land mines next to a South Korean guard tower. Two South Korean soldiers were maimed when it went off.

    1. Re:Land Mine ... Attack? by Imazalil · · Score: 2

      That whole landmine story still doesn't sit well with me. It's not very good border security if a couple guys with a backpack full of mines can just wander around un-noticed.

      Yeah, I get that they're set up against a large full scale invasion, but you'd think with all the fancy technology they have on display, and especially with previous small-team infiltrations, they would be on top of things. (I know, I know, armchair quarterbacking.)

    2. Re:Land Mine ... Attack? by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Those crazy border guards and their practical jokes.... You knew *somebody* was going to try something more than just black shoe polish on the field glasses...

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    3. Re:Land Mine ... Attack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's a long border, guarded by unmotivated conscripted youngsters.

    4. Re:Land Mine ... Attack? by KatchooNJ · · Score: 1

      That whole landmine story still doesn't sit well with me. It's not very good border security if a couple guys with a backpack full of mines can just wander around un-noticed.

      Yeah, I get that they're set up against a large full scale invasion, but you'd think with all the fancy technology they have on display, and especially with previous small-team infiltrations, they would be on top of things. (I know, I know, armchair quarterbacking.)

      I'll armchair quarterback with you... It seems insane that anything like that could happen along a DMZ.

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    5. Re:Land Mine ... Attack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if that sounds reasonable. Crossing the DMZ isn't exactly safe for anyone, and the North Koreans are deathly afraid that anytime one of their people goes across the border, they won't come back voluntarily.
      Not to mention it takes time to bury a landmine, and doing that in the vicinity of a guard tower sounds really risky. Land mines are an area denial weapon.

    6. Re:Land Mine ... Attack? by nytes · · Score: 1

      Maybe they just threw it like a Frisbee.

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    7. Re:Land Mine ... Attack? by nytes · · Score: 1

      "It's all fun and games until someone... Whoops!"

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    8. Re:Land Mine ... Attack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes one's purposes in life is to serve as a lesson to others. The replacement guards will be more motivated.

      Though honestly, I'd leave a sign out saying "free snacks, SK>NK, come defect" for anyone able to sneak across w/o getting caught. Trade land mines for smokes, dried shrimp or whatever the hell else counts as modern "beads for natives".

  17. It's a game by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

    Kim is not being invasive, but desperate and delusional. He needs friends and NK people need trading partners and investment to fix their shit country and become economically independent from Kim's regime - which the current foreign aid actually consolidates since Kim is the one who ultimately distributes everything.

    Actually, he's doing what worked for decades for his father and grandfather: Do or say something crazy to get everyone's attention then get the world to offer concessions for them to stop said crazy activity. Sanctions really don't hurt regimes that have the "us against the world mentality" like the DPRK, Cuba, and to a lesser extent Iran (they do tend to hurt the populations of those countries, but the regimes truly don't really care about that). In fact generally those sanctions are used to bolster the domestic support for the regime, especially when access to information is so tightly controlled like in the DPRK. The population notices there is a shortage of bread (as a basic example), the government says the world has stopped trading with us because they are jealous of our socialist/Islamic/Pastafarian/etc Paradise, or some similar excuse. Then they strike a deal, get the sanctions lifted and some bonus concessions, and internally trumpet how they forced the Capitalist/infidel/Glutenfree(or would that be Atkins dieting?)/etc world to bow down before them. It's all one big game that is designed to keep the Kims in power and the lifelines of supplies and goods flowing to North Korea.

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  18. Re:it was an inevitable progression, to say the le by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... south korea: pick up a copy of whatever Biebers got out this year while you're at it...

    Look, let's not go overboard, OK? I know, the set off a H-bomb, but we should be proportionate in our response.

    What do you mean it's too late to say sorry?

  19. Obligatory The Onion reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  20. Re:it was an inevitable progression, to say the le by dcw3 · · Score: 2

    ... south korea: pick up a copy of whatever Biebers got out this year while you're at it...

    Look, let's not go overboard, OK? I know, the set off a H-bomb, but we should be proportionate in our response.

    Well, we already sent Rodman, we have to escalate.

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  21. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by myowntrueself · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The North Korean border is so close to Seoul that the North wouldn't even need to actually directly nuke Seoul; they could line up the nukes on THEIR OWN side of the border and let them off and Seoul would be totally fucked.

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  22. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the American people, being prone to fear,

    No. You're only prone to fear because Bush and Obama told you to Be Afraid. You're an idiot who does exactly what you're told.

  23. Re: it was an inevitable progression, to say the l by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A few tracks on Biebers album that I've heard are actually good, get over yourself.

  24. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by dcw3 · · Score: 2

    If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in hours.

    So many of you idiots make claims like this, but you're talking out of your ass. Nobody is going to bomb the hell out of a city full of civilians. We won't be having another Hiroshima, at least from this side. And, for those who believe we'd just steamroll over the country like it was Iraq, you don't know NK.

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  25. A simpler solution.... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    If you're going to do that, just play the Nokia Ringtone over and over again. That will be enough to drive anyone up a wall.

    1. Re:A simpler solution.... by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      People will keep checking their phones, no one will be able to tell when their phone actually rings...that is beyond evil.

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    2. Re:A simpler solution.... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      My ringtone is that of an old modem dialing and negotiating a connection. I get some odd looks from the younger people but not long ago a guy about my age walked over and asked where I got the tone. Once upon a time, I imagine that might have made for more interesting looks and responses. At one point, I could mimic the noises pretty well (and did - usually when nobody was there to hear me) and I'd have loved to do that in public when answering a phone back then.

      Of course, I'm old and retired so I can get away with that sort of stuff now. Maybe I should do it down at the lodge when they're playing Pinochle. It might distract some of 'em - those old ladies can be pretty shrewd. Also, we're usually playing for money.

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    3. Re:A simpler solution.... by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      I also have the same ringtone. Recorded it myself using a modem back when I still had a dial-up connection.

  26. Re: it was an inevitable progression, to say the l by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few tracks on Biebers album that I've heard are actually good

    The infection has spread. We must amputate the head.

  27. "THE STATUE OF LIBERTY IS KAPUTTT!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....That's very disconcerting.

  28. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nuclear Lunch Detected

  29. Just trying to compete with the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's an election year after all.

  30. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So many of you idiots make claims like this, but you're talking out of your ass. Nobody is going to bomb the hell out of a city full of civilians. We won't be having another Hiroshima, at least from this side.

    But we really should be having. You know, nukes are meant to solve hard geopolitical problems. We know they solve problems, because we ended a war with them. Open the silos NOW!

  31. Re:it was an inevitable progression, to say the le by russotto · · Score: 1

    Back under W, the South was going to use Celine Dion, but Dick Cheney told them even he couldn't support such a flagrant violation of the Conventions on Torture..

  32. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NK doesn't have an Air Force or whatever they do have would be shot down in minutes. Yes, with uncontested air superiority it would be a steamroll.

  33. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by DrXym · · Score: 1

    They could bombard Seoul with conventional artillery too. But they know it'd be an utterly suicidal course of action.

  34. Test is almost certainly fake by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    The chances of the bomb they set off being a fusion bomb are vanishingly slim. The one they set off was probably another one of their fission bombs or possibly even a huge amount of conventional explosives. An underground test is ideal for hiding the source of the explosion, while if they actually had a fusion bomb, an above-ground explosion would prove it to the world beyond any doubt. So they want the rest of the world to think they have a fusion bomb when they clearly don't.

    So it seems that escalating tensions is their intent, and the rest of the world is playing into their hands...didn't any world leaders consider this?

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    1. Re:Test is almost certainly fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In certain technical discussions, a mylar balloon with hydrogen instead of helium as filler when exposed to a spark in an oxygen-plentiful environment would be technically a 'hydrogen bomb.'

      I expect the Nuclear Regulatory Commission would've confirmed any nuclear detonation in North Korea if there was a real test. (Also, I'm too lazy to check, has the NRC made any comment about this claim?)

    2. Re:Test is almost certainly fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see no reason to not believe the claim. The technical resources required to make such a device are relatively trivial. The techniques are well understood and so is the design. NK is sponsored by China, and if the NK's needed something there are sympathizers in China who will gladly give them what they need, including nuclear 'secrets'. The real difficulty is obtaining the fissionable material. And they've obviously been able to do that, they have the reactors and the tech and time necessary to make that happen.

      What I find surprising is that they did the test at all. This clearly speaks to the volume of material they have. I wouldn't have done a test until I had at least 2-5 bombs worth of material, so given this, it seems they've accelerated their production line for this, probably by getting more reactors and more centrifuges online.

    3. Re:Test is almost certainly fake by Howitzer86 · · Score: 1

      That hydrogen bomb was really just ten-thousand tons of actual TNT, manufactured at great expense to meet an impossible deadline set by the world's worst boss.

  35. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by Kjella · · Score: 1

    But perhaps you think an active military response would be better? George W. Bush didn't seem to think so, even after North Korea blew past his "red line" on uranium enrichment and actually built the first of those bombs. Bottom line is, even the Bush administration didn't want a war in Korea, because it would be insanely bloody

    I think the most compelling reason against was that it could become a proxy war with China based on the "he might be a bastard, but he's our bastard" doctrine.

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  36. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you could know your history and remember why the Korean war ended the way it did. The reality really hasn't changed all that much.

  37. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    They have lots of such lined up and ready to go; any saber rattling is protected by this instant event. Yes they know it will be the end of them, but they would plan the south (and the US) would be more interested in grain shipments.

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  38. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    Yes, with uncontested air superiority it would be a steamroll.

    We had uncontested air superiority in Iraq, and we still lost the war.

  39. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Nope, we've been prone to fear far longer than that, see also FDR, JD, AJ, and even JA.

  40. Re:it was an inevitable progression, to say the le by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think they'll play Firework by Katy Perry? I hear it's Kim Jong Un's favorite song.

  41. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    Not only would it be insanely bloody, but regardless of the outcome China would somehow win.

  42. I have one word for this! by MakersDirector · · Score: 0

    Woohooo!

    I look forward to the feel of tension and terror it creates on the border the next time I visit South Korea!

    1. Re:I have one word for this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you notice the taekwondo readiness positions of the border guards? Together with the sunglasses, they should be the Mavericks of high kicks.. :p Remember to take the North Korea tour while you're there as well!

  43. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They didn't have any oil. For a Texan who couldn't find oil in Texas, there was no financial upshot for his best pals.

    AC

  44. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by MoaDweeb · · Score: 1

    Apparently Pyongyang has tunnel complexes that make Tora Bora look like dilettante work. Would a nuke eradicate the leaders?

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  45. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    I am actually surprised that there weren't already nukes in SK. I just always assumed we had some sitting on our bases there and that was the reason for Kim Jong Un's temper tantrums all the time.

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  46. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by unixisc · · Score: 1

    But when the US HAD a military presence there, South Korea HATED it. So why should US deploy strategic weapons there? Trump is right - have them finance their own defense. And if they want us to support them, PAY us!

  47. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by unixisc · · Score: 1

    The Korean war had North Korea AND China fighting the US and South Korea. Question is - will the Chinese want to be militarily involved THIS time around?

  48. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    Is NK used a nuke, China would no longer support them, in which case it would be another Iraq. They don't have the weapons or military strength to actually resist the US without China's help.

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  49. He is OBESE by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Have you seen his face? He is obese. He'll pop just like Daddy & Grandpa before him. Wonder what the Norks think about having women leaders? If they are okay w/ it, wonder whether his 2 year old daughter Kim Ju-ae will succeed him?

  50. Re: it was an inevitable progression, to say the l by lgw · · Score: 1

    A few tracks on Biebers album that I've heard are actually good, get over yourself.

    I'm willing to say it logged-in. There are a couple of mediocre tracks now that aren't embarrassing to listen to. To borrow a line from Penny Arcade "the new one is not all shit gravy".

    Still, I find him weirdly grating on the ears - even the OK tracks got old fast when repeated on the radio.

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  51. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by ecotax · · Score: 1

    I agree nuking capitals is not a very bright idea or something to look forward to. However, I don't share your optimism about how far the Nato would be willing to go, if it came to a serious war. According to this article, well after Hiroshima, serious plans were made to nuke Moscow and Leningrad.

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  52. The People's Grammar by UberVegeta · · Score: 2

    "... unless an abnormal situation occurs. Which now did."

    North Korea's fiery rhetoric may project some laughably inaccurate claims, but at least the grammar is better than that of a Slashdot editor.

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  53. Re:it was an inevitable progression, to say the le by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    " a chipmunk christmas remix of Gangnam Style at every border outpost by tomorrow morning."

    You jest, but if all South Korea dod was set up one of those huge arrays of bigscreens at some border point where it was visible to the North, and play the Gangnam video, and the Norks would lose faith in their society.

  54. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that really all depends on what china decides to do.

    Even china is a bit sick of N. Korea. however they probably still wouldn't view an US invasion favorably.

  55. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by lgw · · Score: 1

    And, for those who believe we'd just steamroll over the country like it was Iraq, you don't know NK.

    Invasion would solve nothing - even Bush didn't suggest it. All that it will take to end NK as a separate entity is to make it easy for people to cross the border. That's not an easy task (minefields especially are hard to clear: more work than removing the military leadership), but it is possible as a military action. It's not about nukes or taking over; a very different sort of military action would be needed.

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  56. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by unixisc · · Score: 1

    We won the war at the point that President Bush stood on the ship w/ the 'Mission Accomplished' banner. We only started 'losing the war' once we decided to stay on and try transforming Iraq into Switzerland. We should have pulled out at that point, and let Iraq descend into civil war.

  57. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Why would Beijing not support them? That's the one puppet state that Beijing has left.

  58. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    They could bombard Seoul with conventional artillery too. But they know it'd be an utterly suicidal course of action.

    Sure but nuking their *own* territory? "oops sorry about that, totally accidental."

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  59. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    China doesn't care about Kim and his goons, they just don't want a massive stream of refugees

  60. Re:it was an inevitable progression, to say the le by bkmoore · · Score: 1

    .... south korea: pick up a copy of whatever Biebers got out this year while you're at it...

    south korea: And if you happen to stumble across the Yoko Ono Box set, pick that up as well.

  61. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Is NK used a nuke, China would no longer support them, in which case it would be another Iraq. They don't have the weapons or military strength to actually resist the US without China's help.

    Having spent six years in Korea as a defense contractor, I'll tell you that you're full of shit. NK is not Iraq. And, with the mountains and tunnels they have, unless we went into a full scorched earth campaign, not caring about collateral damage, it would be ugly.

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  62. Re:it was an inevitable progression, to say the le by mitcheli · · Score: 1

    Ok, that was funny as hell (mod up parent please). But in all reality, the fact that DPRK launches a supposed Hydrodgen Bomb and we're talking loud speakers seems that the "oppressive thieves" rhetoric seems a bit misplaced. Just saying.

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  63. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    Well, that was part of the whole Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD) policy. Sure, we'd do it if we thought they were about to do it to us.

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  64. Re:it was an inevitable progression, to say the le by KGIII · · Score: 1

    Two of my favorite artists did an album together. It was so horrible that I've only listened to it twice. It truly has absolutely no redeeming qualities - none. Dylan and the Dead. They might want to toss that up on the playlist. It is absolutely horrific and shouldn't ever have been released. I love 'em all but they are absolutely horrific when combined.

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  65. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    http://theweek.com/articles/57...

    That article seems to go through it. China told Kim Jong Un to chill out after the last bomb was detonated, they are starting to tire with the hostility coming out of NK.

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  66. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    You really think they have the supplies stockpiled for more than a week of war?

    I just don't see it, but I will concede that you likely know more about it than I do.

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  67. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by laurencetux · · Score: 2

    when your puppet has a bad case of Black Mold then you either

    1 roast said puppet (china deals with NK)
    2 hand the puppet to somebody with a can of Gas and a lighter (china tells the US Have Fun and Watch Your Splash Damage)

  68. Re:it was an inevitable progression, to say the le by k6mfw · · Score: 1

    pick up a copy of whatever Biebers got out this year while you're at it...

    Yeah, definitely a war crime...

    get the RIAA involved and someone is going to be bankrupted via lawyer fees.

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  69. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by laurencetux · · Score: 1

    and the Local Corps of Engineers just struck a pose and Yelled CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

    You just have to either run over the areas with heavy enough armour or drop enough explosives to gravel your pathways.

    its not hard to do unless you have problems with getting "messy"

  70. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by KGIII · · Score: 1

    You have a strange definition of lost. We tore apart the military, got their citizens to hang Saddam, and still have their oil. We enriched a whole ton of American businesses and advanced our Brown People Killing Technology. I'd say we won! Then again, I also like to argue that we won Vietnam and that people are just looking at it wrong. I might not be a good judge. I am, however, pragmatic.

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  71. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you could know your history and remember why the Korean war ended the way it did. The reality really hasn't changed all that much.

    I don't think the USSR's air force will be helping the North this time. China might fill that role. South Korea would be wise to cut them some sort of deal where they agree that no US troops stay above the 38th parallel when Korea re-unifies.

  72. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by dcw3 · · Score: 1

    You really think they have the supplies stockpiled for more than a week of war?

    I just don't see it, but I will concede that you likely know more about it than I do.

    Even if they don't, they do have enough artillery that's within range of Seoul to do major damage. If we didn't do a first strike on all of it, we'd see thousands of innocent civilians killed, and the damage to structures would likely be in the billions.

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  73. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

    One of those old WW2 engineer's tanks with chain flails on the front would do just fine.

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  74. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 3, Informative

    Secretary of Defense Dick Cheney explains why, after kicking Iraq out of Kuwait, it would be fucking stupid to invade Iraq:

    Because if we'd gone to Baghdad we would have been all alone. There wouldn't have been anybody else with us. There would have been a U.S. occupation of Iraq. None of the Arab forces that were willing to fight with us in Kuwait were willing to invade Iraq. Once you got to Iraq and took it over, took down Saddam Hussein's government, then what are you going to put in its place? That's a very volatile part of the world, and if you take down the central government of Iraq, you could very easily end up seeing pieces of Iraq fly off: part of it, the Syrians would like to have to the west, part of itâ"eastern Iraqâ"the Iranians would like to claim, they fought over it for eight years. In the north you've got the Kurds, and if the Kurds spin loose and join with the Kurds in Turkey, then you threaten the territorial integrity of Turkey. It's a quagmire if you go that far and try to take over Iraq. The other thing was casualties. Everyone was impressed with the fact we were able to do our job with as few casualties as we had. But for the 146 Americans killed in action, and for their familiesâ"it wasn't a cheap war. And the question for the president, in terms of whether or not we went on to Baghdad, took additional casualties in an effort to get Saddam Hussein, was how many additional dead Americans is Saddam worth? Our judgment was, not very many, and I think we got it right.[

    Lets not forget that Iran is a theocracy due directly to the US of A overthrowing the elected government. They all knew exactly what would happen in Iraq back in the 90s, and they knew again in the 2000s. Only this time, they also ready to make it profitable.

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  75. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by Talderas · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Or you could know your history and remember why the Korean war ended the way it did.

    Ah right, you mean how MacArthur advanced further into North Korea than Truman authorized which prompted a Chinese counterattack turning what was a victory into a retreat that lead to the eventual borders between North and South Korea.

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  76. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You really think they have the supplies stockpiled for more than a week of war?

    I just don't see it, but I will concede that you likely know more about it than I do.

    Even if they don't, they do have enough artillery that's within range of Seoul to do major damage. If we didn't do a first strike on all of it, we'd see thousands of innocent civilians killed, and the damage to structures would likely be in the billions.

    Innocent civilians killed? Yeah, Koreans, but it's not like we'd see thousands of actual people killed.

  77. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by lgw · · Score: 1

    That's only one part of the problem, though. Making a thousand-yard-wide "highway" for people to flee the country is a start (or more than one), but the troops who will be sent to stop people leaving are also people you want to leave, so you don't want to just shoot them all. It's a hard problem, but we've seen large troop formations surrender to us in the past, and we just need to trigger that.

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  78. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in hours.

    So many of you idiots make claims like this, but you're talking out of your ass. Nobody is going to bomb the hell out of a city full of civilians. We won't be having another Hiroshima, at least from this side. And, for those who believe we'd just steamroll over the country like it was Iraq, you don't know NK.

    The reason no one will use nukes is because of the fear of retaliation from the other nuclear powers. The thing is that obligates those nuclear powers to follow through on the threat if anyone small tests it.

    Otherwise, if NK nukes someone, and doesn't immediately get nuked back by one or more of the major powers everyone's going to start wondering if the major pawers are actually capable of a MAD second strike or juts bluffing. And if you think your opponent doesn't have second strike capability, a first strike starts looking like a good idea.

  79. Re:it was an inevitable progression, to say the le by idontgno · · Score: 1

    I'm sure Japan has no desire to resurrect its war crimes on the Korean Peninsula. You're flirting with a diplomatic disaster, Friend.

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  80. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

    Why would we need nukes in Korea? We've got plenty of boomers sitting safely at the bottom of the ocean, and our land-based missiles can reach anywhere in the world in minutes. Putting nukes in S Korea would be a propaganda / political move, nothing more.

    The US is already incredibly unpopular among the S Korea populous from anecdotes I've heard, although I don't believe they hold animosity towards the citizens themselves. Not that I'm uncaring about their situation (I liked the S Koreans I've met and worked with), but I say it's high time for them to take full responsibility for their own protection. The time when we should be footing *any* of the bill for their defense is long past. They're a big-boy country now, with a healthy economy that can support their own military.

    Kim Jong Un's temper tantrums are because he's a paranoid nutcase and an evil fuck who starves his own people at the expense of his nuclear bomb and missile project. Not every problem around the world is the fault of the US.

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  81. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by wyHunter · · Score: 0

    Shhh, you're disturbing the liberal idea that Bush is baaad, the evil one, the devil incarnate. It'll make them afraid.

  82. Souith Korea being more of a dick. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all, does ANYONE believe they have a frigging hydrogen bomb? All this really does is make out that SK, their enemy, believes it, therefore the claim MUST be true.

    But they aren't sucking US cock so THEY are to be ridiculed and painted bad. Because reasons.

    And they are still REALLY pissed off at the way you defended the colonial French rather than helped them gain independence (as France helped the US get theirs), but not just keeping out, BACKING FRANCE. Given the only option giving some parity was the USSR, they HAD to go to Russia for help. The current leader of the DPRK is almost entirely the fault of the USA.

  83. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm disturbing the Conservative idea that somehow Obama is the new and totally different boss, unlike all the others before.

    Nope, nobody ever considered secession before that Obama was elected. Nobody.

  84. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by cfalcon · · Score: 1

    > Nobody is going to bomb the hell out of a city full of civilians.

    No, none of the sane nations are going to start a war with such an action. China would never do something like that. America, Russia, etc. No way. But if the Kims nuked Seoul? The response might well be nuclear, and if it wasn't, it would be a three sided superpower pincer.

  85. MP3 players, not Nukes by aberglas · · Score: 1

    That is the deadly weapon N Korea fears mosts. Drop a million solar powered MP3 players on K Korea. Load them up not with propoganda or an in depth analysis, but instead load them up with South Korean soap operas.

    It is ironic to note that Bush is responsible for all of this. Everyone has forgotten that under Clinton N Korea had nuclear inspectors and no bomb. But after 9/11 they were ignored.

    This could still go very wrong. I am amazed at S Korea and Japan's tolerance of N Korea.

    Love the Dick Cheney quote. He was spot on. But 9/11 made them angry so they followed their guts rather then their brains.

    1. Re:MP3 players, not Nukes by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      I am amazed at S Korea and Japan's tolerance of N Korea.

      They know exactly how much damage the DPRK would do. An invasion of the DPRK, after generations of inculcation by the Kim dynasty, would more or less require outright genocide to pacify the country.

      No, the best thing for all parties probably is to slowly chip away at the bullshit and wait for Best Korea's people to be ready for liberation.

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    2. Re:MP3 players, not Nukes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the USA went to sleep over Iraq, N Korea built their nuclear bombs and S Korea and Japan said nothing.

      N Korea is actually pretty weak, and is weakening as there relative poverty becomes more apparent to more people there.

  86. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    China wouldn't want a bar of that war. Their econmy relies too heaviy on the US to defend a state run by a spoilt brat.

    Their response will be, "have at it", the North would run out of resources and China could then take over the North (if the South didn't attain control) once the regime was destroyed.

  87. Re:it was an inevitable progression, to say the le by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the Norks would lose faith in Humanity.

    FTFY

  88. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by Gryle · · Score: 1

    South Korean attitudes towards the US military vary based largely on age-group. The elder population who remembers the Korean war are largely supportive of the US military presence, the younger generations, not so much. Koreans who live near military bases generally tend to at least tolerate the US due to the large amount of money soldiers spend on the local economy.

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  89. What is the end game? by Viewsonic · · Score: 1

    It is the equivalent of petting a cat the wrong way. We know it's annoying, so why do it? The only possible outcome from it is provocation.

  90. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Secretary of Defense Dick Cheney explains why, after kicking Iraq out of Kuwait, it would be fucking stupid to invade Iraq:

    Because if we'd gone to Baghdad we would have been all alone. There wouldn't have been anybody else with us. There would have been a U.S. occupation of Iraq. None of the Arab forces that were willing to fight with us in Kuwait were willing to invade Iraq. Once you got to Iraq and took it over, took down Saddam Hussein's government, then what are you going to put in its place? That's a very volatile part of the world, and if you take down the central government of Iraq, you could very easily end up seeing pieces of Iraq fly off: part of it, the Syrians would like to have to the west, part of itâ"eastern Iraqâ"the Iranians would like to claim, they fought over it for eight years. In the north you've got the Kurds, and if the Kurds spin loose and join with the Kurds in Turkey, then you threaten the territorial integrity of Turkey. It's a quagmire if you go that far and try to take over Iraq. The other thing was casualties. Everyone was impressed with the fact we were able to do our job with as few casualties as we had. But for the 146 Americans killed in action, and for their familiesâ"it wasn't a cheap war. And the question for the president, in terms of whether or not we went on to Baghdad, took additional casualties in an effort to get Saddam Hussein, was how many additional dead Americans is Saddam worth? Our judgment was, not very many, and I think we got it right.[

    Lets not forget that Iran is a theocracy due directly to the US of A overthrowing the elected government. They all knew exactly what would happen in Iraq back in the 90s, and they knew again in the 2000s. Only this time, they also ready to make it profitable.

    Wrong war. You are talking about what Cheney said in 1991. I'm talking about what Bush said in 2003.

  91. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

    I'm pointing out that SecDef Cheney knew that going into Iraq would never have a positive outfcome, and that 10 or 12 years later, VP Cheney advocated invading Iraq.

    Nothing in the geopolitical landscape, human psychology, or any thing else changed. What he said in 91 was still completely accurate and valid, and his prediction about what WOULD happen, should the US invade and occupy Iraq, came about. Sure, instead of Iraq disintegrating, instead we had ISIS fill a power vacuum, but while he got some of the specific details wrong, he got the overall picture exactly right.

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  92. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Did you just call Arabs 'brown' people? That'd be news to them: they think of themselves as white.

    I'd consider the war a loss not when we captured and turned over Saddam, but when we started getting involved in setting up a civilian government in Iraq. (Same argument in Afghanistan). We won the war when we bombed the Republican guards and Saddam disappeared, and Iraqi citizens tore down his statue. After that point, our sole goal being there should have been in looking for WMDs, and when we didn't find them, we should have completely pulled out.

    Instead, we spent years, blood & treasure (that we didn't have) in trying to build a democracy there, force Shias, Sunnis & Kurds to live together, keep Shia and Sunni militias from killing people all over the place and taking abuse from Democrats over Abu Ghraib. THAT was the Bush idiocy, not the going-in in the first place. Like Sherlock Holmes once paraphrased, the supreme gift of an artist is knowing when to stop. When to stop was when Bush stood on that ship w/ the 'Mission Accomplished' banner. At THAT point, he was right. The US should have pulled out, and asked the Arab League or OIC to send in peacekeeping forces to Iraq so that it didn't get a regime like either the current one in Baghdad, nor ISIS.

  93. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by unixisc · · Score: 1

    The 2 issues in 2003 that caused Cheney and others to reconsider were - the potential of Iraq giving Jihadis WMDs (later, it was proven that the intelligence on that one was bad) and the fact that Iraq was supporting Jihad groups like Hamas and even hosting Abu Nidal, who was killed weeks before the invasion.

    The mistake US made - in addition to the EXTENDED OCCUPATION - was trying to preserve Iraq as a single country. There was no good historic reason to have tried to force that. Historically, Iraq had never been an entity before WWI, and always had shifting borders. Also, the only way Shias, Sunnis and Kurds were together were as parts of extended empires - from Abbasid to Ottoman. So after the war, the US should have just gone ahead and recognized Kurdistan: it would have been a lot more legit than Kosovo. Also let the Shia Southern Iraq be its own country, maybe centered around Najaf, Basra or even Baghdad, and give Sunnis their own country - maybe around Tiqrit or Ramadi. And have arrangements w/ the Kurds that the Christians and Yazidis would have a safe haven there, and not be made refugees.

    That way, the Arab Spring would have had separate outcomes in each place. Kurdistan would have remained stable, Sunni Iraq would probably have been a back-up ground for ISIS, while Shia Iraq would have joined Iran in backing Assad. Which is fine - THEIR fight. Only thing that both the US and Europe would have had to do is close borders to any refugees coming out of there. Beyond that, that region has always been at war since the advent of Islam, so nothing new to see there, just move along...

  94. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by KGIII · · Score: 1

    I don't care what they call themselves. They're brown to me. I'm brown too, it's okay to be brown. (You'd probably call me red/black/white but I actually look more Asian than anything, maybe Hispanic except I'm not Hispanic at all. I'm not even Asian.)

    So yes, we won the war. I'm glad you agree. We then went full retard but we still won the war. Why we went full retard is beyond me, nobody ever listens to me but, if they had, I'd have suggested we not do that. Why we kept going, after winning the war, is something I'll never truly comprehend. No, I understand that they tell me were the reasons, I'll just never understand how the hell people were convinced that was a good idea.

    If nothing else, we killed far more brown people than they killed of our people - some of our people are also brown. You probably think of yourself as white. I think of you as being kind of pinkish. Some of our pink people died too but not near as many as their brown people. There were probably a few olive looking people in the mix - on either side. I don't think anyone kept track of how many of them died. I suspect it was more of theirs than it was of ours. We're pretty good at bombing brown people - we'd probably bomb fewer pink and olive people if they'd segregate but that's probably a poor reason for segregation. Then again, it might actually be perfectly valid reason - if you're olive or pink.

    We even made some people extraordinarily wealthy and improved our ability to target brown people.

    Oh, it gets worse. Wait until you see me argue with someone that we won the Vietnam War. We were not on the winning side - but we won our part of the war. I'm sure I'll be bored enough to post it some day - I probably already have.

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  95. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by wyHunter · · Score: 1

    I'm a true conservative - I think that for the most part people should be left alone and free to live their lives in peace by the state and by business - but I don't see a lot of talk in right wing circles that Obama is like nobody before - he's often compared to Jimmy Carter, for example.

  96. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

    Not a bad suggestion; quite a few war-torn regions would be somewhat fixed through the simple expedient of removing lines on a map that various colonial powers placed, generally arbitrarily, in the last few hundred years.

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  97. Re:Loudspeakers vs. nukes? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    China wouldn't get involved. They don't care, beyond propping up DPRK to keep them from failing so China isn't flooded with refugees from DPRK. The ideology is unimportant these days.

  98. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by laurencetux · · Score: 1

    "easy" fix for that

    at Point A post a BIG SIGN (in english/korean)
    "Troops wishing to surrender please place your weapons/muntions on the trucks on either side of the road ALL ARMED PERSONS PAST THIS POINT WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT
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      mugileul baechi hasibsio hangbog eul huimanghaneun budae neun / doloui yangjjog-eissneun teuleog e muntions i sijeom gwageo modeun mujang mich sinche neun silyeog gihoega doel geos-ibnida"

  99. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by lgw · · Score: 1

    No, that sort of thing wont work, because the NK officers can just march their troops past the sign. The troops won't surrender until (a) they're convinced life will be better, and (b) superior force arrives on the scene (so they know they won't be shot for surrendering). Ultimatums won't work, but still it could be done.

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  100. Re:If they use that nuke Pyongyang will be gone in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You really think they have the supplies stockpiled for more than a week of war?

    I just don't see it, but I will concede that you likely know more about it than I do.

    Even if they don't, they do have enough artillery that's within range of Seoul to do major damage. If we didn't do a first strike on all of it, we'd see thousands of innocent civilians killed, and the damage to structures would likely be in the billions.

    Arab/African civilians? Because we're totally OK with that, every month, if not every week, or even day. If civilian casualties are under a million, it's not really that biog a deal in terms of war. Sure, it's awful for THOSE people, but in military, cold financial terms? That's still a solid win to take out a country with more than an hour's drive between borders.

    NK isn't like Iraq. Those people had food, water, tv and internet, even women that could drive and vote - something to lose and hold a grudge over.

    NK? You can bribe them with a bag of rice and a chocolate bar a month if you get them out of that hell hole:
    "NK SOF are the Korean People’s Army elite who are the most highly-trained, best-equipped, best-fed (which is actually one of the bigger perks when considering the rest of the population) and highest motivated forces in the country. They’re designed for rapid offensive operations, internal defense against foreign attacks and limited attacks against vulnerable targets in the ROK as part of their asymmetric coercion plan. Their numbers (reported to be over 200,000-strong) are what seem to get people’s attention the most. The thing to keep in mind about NK SOF is just because they’re the “best-fed” troops in the KPA doesn’t mean they’re getting all the nutrients required for the rigors of their occupation. And despite their ability to launder money and smuggle drugs, NK SOF and the NK intelligence apparatus both lack the ability to project themselves beyond Asia.
    "
    Let's pretend that 200k is a real, fighting force figure. Let's offer them $100k each to defect - a princely sum enough to retire in relative comfort in SK (really, new SK, aka where they live now, but with rice and "luxury" goods like milk, eggs, electricity and tv). That's between a million and ten mil in the USA in relative terms.

    Total cost: $20 billion.
    That's a month's MidEast military spending. And would not just "defeat" our "foe", but straight up buy their love and loyalty. NK isn't some bullshit "bad guy" who is bad because they where different hats (religion) and disagree with our goals (cheap oil). They're genuine bad guys where starvation is an actual thing, not just what whiners say when the fridge is out of "good" snacks and you don't want to drive to the store or cook.