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CERN Engineers Have To Identify and Disconnect 9,000 Obsolete Cables (vice.com)

An anonymous reader writes: CERN, home to the Large Hadron Collider, has grand plans to update the world's largest particle accelerator complex in the next few years. But engineers have identified a barrier to the upgrade: there's no space for new cables in the injectors that accelerate particles before they enter the LHC. In the past, when parts of the accelerators have been upgraded or added to, engineers would often additionally replace the cables that connected them. In the process, they would leave in place the old cables that were no longer in use. Now, a heap of obsolete cables are blocking the way to install new ones needed for the accelerator’s next big upgrade. To make space, CERN engineers have set out to identify and remove the old, unused cables. All 9,000 of them.

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  1. Market idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sell them to audiophiles. You have a limited supply of cables used in a unique, world-class esoteric application. That's a perfect match for people with deep pockets and shallow skulls.

    1. Re:Market idea by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sell them to audiophiles. You have a limited supply of cables used in a unique, world-class esoteric application. That's a perfect match for people with deep pockets and shallow skulls.

      Oh yeah, oh yeaah! Here's the hook. Since the cables have been bombarded by high energy particles, they've had all of their atoms lined up in a manner which results in less frequency domain delay, and a purity of sound unmatched by mere normal cables.

      That and special gold plated fuses, zebrawood knobs and those special rocks will give you a kickass audio system.

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    2. Re:Market idea by DutchUncle · · Score: 3, Informative

      Didn't the Moody Blues buy a lot of very expensive multitrack analog tape recorders from NASA to outfit a recording studio . . . which became obsolete just a few years later when digital took over?

    3. Re:Market idea by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Interesting
    4. Re:Market idea by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Whenever the discussion turns to audiophiles, I have to post my favorite audiophile gear of all, the $150 cable elevator. (currently on sale for $119, but on back-order)

      http://www.reddragonaudio.com/...

      "By moving cables away from surrounding surfaces the negative dielectric field interaction is completely removed, preserving the delicate audio signal's purity. "

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    5. Re:Market idea by GuB-42 · · Score: 2

      Machina Dynamica is the best. Did you see the other products? They are all just as ridiculous as that bag of rocks.
      One of the best is that he can improve your gear over the phone, using "quantum teleportation", genius.

      Thinking it was a joke, I proceeded to order something and had to stop just before paying. So yes, he will really take your money, and according to some audiophile forums, the guy is serious about his stuff, using customer feedback to "improve" his products and all that.

  2. Those who fail to learn the lessons of history... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 4, Informative

    Praise Buddha that removing abandoned cables is now a code requirement in the US. I remember an old server room where the manager wanted to raise the floor 6" so they could fit in more cables. 12" apparently wasn't enough...

  3. Re:Amazing... by Eunuchswear · · Score: 2

    Sounds like my rack.

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  4. Re:Amazing... by michaelwigle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sadly, I was thinking the same thing... might be time to get started doing that before I also have 9000 cables to identify and remove... :P

  5. a daunting task no doubt. by nimbius · · Score: 5, Funny

    cern manager: we've disconnected 4 cables...can anyone confirm on the console that these are disconnected?
    cern engineer: nothing new here chief.
    cern researcher: my panini press stopped working.
    cern manager: ok wrong cable
    cern engineer: janice had a panini press in her office?! I want one
    cern manager: guys lets not get off track here...
    cern mathematician: Where do I file a report about the espresso maker? its seemed to quit working entirely.
    cern laureate: my jack lalane power juicer just cut out and im mid-smoothie, this is urgent...
    cern manager: just use the vitamix in my lab.
    cern engineer: vitamix?! am i the only one here whos been drinking freeze dry sanka for 5 years?!
    cern mathematician: of course not Ive been drinking your sanka too...

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  6. Lame by Major+Blud · · Score: 4, Funny

    LHC.....No wireless. Cost more than Fermilab. Lame.

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    1. Re:Lame by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 2

      LHC.....No wireless.

      Off course not. They study particles, they do not simply trust those particles are doing their designated job. Before you know it A SYN passes out as an ACK at the other end of the collider...

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  7. CERN - Now hiring! by scunc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you looking to get into the fast-paced, exciting world of experimental particle physics? Then CERN might be looking for you! We are currently in the process of hiring an unpaid intern to help us perform maintenance on the Large Hadron Collider (yes, you read that right--THE Large Hadron Collider!)

    Pay: This is an unpaid position, but the experience you gain will look great on your resume!

    Hours: Don't Ask.

    Required Qualifications: At least 10 years experience working with high energy supercolliders, 15 years experience with networking enterprise-level systems, and a minimum of a Master's Degree in Theoretical Physics (student experience will be considered)

    Position: Entry-level.

    1. Re:CERN - Now hiring! by sciengin · · Score: 2

      The pay at CERN is pretty good actually.
      You can find many open positions for it at www.unjobs.org
      Of course the competition is insane.

    2. Re:CERN - Now hiring! by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 2

      I have a feeling that Gordon Freeman answered a similar ad.

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  8. Re:Amazing... by bobbied · · Score: 5, Interesting

    9000 cable... and no labeling

    Sadly this is common...

    As a lab manager I had to institute a rule that ANY cable that didn't have a label was going to be removed when found with no warning. Any cable which was incorrectly labeled, was subject to be connected to what the label said, or if that wasn't possible, the label would be removed and then the cable was pulled for not being labeled. Label content was defined and all where trained on how to make proper labels, and retrained when they came to ask why their system suddenly stopped working.

    Maintaining a lab is a daily discipline, like cleaning house. You have to pick up after yourself as you go along or at the end of the day the mess is huge. Hey, where you born in a barn? Your Mom doesn't work here, clean up your mess!

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  9. Just like the phone cables under NYC streets by DutchUncle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One of the few silver linings of the Hurricane Sandy damage: they finally pulled tons of old copper out of the tunnels and cable-runs and replaced it with fiber, because there was finally no way to be sure which was obsolete and which was current-but-damaged.

  10. If they know they are 9000... by tekrat · · Score: 2

    If they know they are 9000, that would suggest they have already identified them.

    It's not like the New York City Subway, where a combination of age and bad record keeping in the early years, combined with the fact that it's 3 or 4 different systems that merged into one system has led to most of the engineers not knowing what's down there at all.

    You ask how many unused cables are in the NY Subway, and you'll get a shrug. Nobody knows. Hell, my favorite is when they break through a wall and find track and a train that nobody knew about for 60 years.

    9000 unused cables? Pfft. That's not that impressive.

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  11. They think they have it rough by drew_kime · · Score: 2

    Imagine trying to deal with this.

    A two-day pumping operation has left the cable vault mostly dry, but it doesn’t look right. Cable insulation has been stripped back in areas, cords are cut, chunks of cables lie on the ground, and splice boxes have been torn open. Levendos explains to me that before crews could even begin removing water, they needed to repair ground-level fuel pumps to feed backup diesel generators on the upper floors.

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  12. Re:Amazing... by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't know for sure but I bet this was part of a penny pinching cost analysis up front.

    I recall when moving to a new site setting aside some time/budget to ensure that every cable was labelled (so, for example, we could trace ethernet from port on switch to patch panel to underfloor cable to floor jack to desk cabling to desk port) and set up a simple database to keep the details.

    Work was killed off by accountants as an expensive luxury, after all cables didn't move often did they?

    Fast forward to a minor flood under the false floor taking out some (but not all) systems. Fortunately some of them were in the finance and commercial group.

    Suddenly it was "why can't you reconnect me NOW??". Money was paid for an 'after the event' recording of wiring by external people (which cost about 5 times the 'saving' up front).

    Still at least it was better than a LONG time ago [Vax and VT220 era] when I saw one person labelling connections by yanking out an RS232 cable from a patch panel, waiting for a call "My terminal's died", asking which room they were in and making up a label and then plugging it back with "I think that may fix it" and getting pathetically grateful responses in return.

  13. Damn by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 4, Funny

    One more cable and they could have gone Super Saiyan on the task.

  14. Re:Amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They are all colour coded... All grey ones are cables.

  15. OK, so our lab isn't that bad after all! by ErichTheRed · · Score: 2

    It's amazing how much cabling gets forgotten about when you have a chaotic lab environment and new stuff coming in all the time (we do hardware evaluations and other systems integration work.) There's never any money left over for structured cabling once it's been spent on all the fancy new hardware. Even if we invested in structured cabling it would turn into an unstructured mess quickly. I have racks that look like those Magic Eye pictures; the only thing that will solve it is unplugging everything. I'm sure world class scientists can't be bothered to label anything if we can't!

  16. Re:Amazing... by greenfruitsalad · · Score: 5, Informative

    i use patchsee cables. a bit more expensive but you'll NEVER disconnect the wrong cable again. you get a specially shaped torch which you shine at 1 end of the cable and the other end lights up. the torch has 2 modes - stable light and flashing.

    there are other brands (e.g. evo6, belden) doing similar things but they tend to be overpriced and overly complicated (cable with its own buttons and batteries in jack boot).

  17. wire wrap cable testing by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am reminded of the days of wire-wrap circuit boards. hunders of wires in a few colors at most forming a rats nest of interconnects on the back. All done by hand from post to post where you had to count pins by eye to find the right post each time. Chance of 100% correct wiring was geometrically vanishing.

    The problem was not discovering the connections you had failed to make (which is easily done with a continuity tester) but finding the connections that were mistakenly wired the wrong pins.

    So what you did was go find a filament transformer (these were high current low voltage transformers used to power the filaments in tubes). then you put one probe on one pin, and another probe on every other pin it was not supposed to be connected to. This is not as complex as it sounds since normally one pin is not connected to more than 3 or 5 other pins. So once you eliminate those, you can just slide the probe along the sides of all the other socket pins.

    The current was so large that even a momentary connection would vaporize the wire if it was incorrectly wired. A continuity tester would not have worked well because the response time for the human to test all N^2 connections and look at the continuity tester was too long.
     

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  18. Re:Amazing... by Hawks · · Score: 5, Funny

    So THATS where the PFY has been all morning. I thought he was in the tape safe again.

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  19. Re:Billion dollar machine, but no tone generator? by tibit · · Score: 4, Informative

    a device that could potentially eventually produce a particle that could turn our planet into a blob of stranglets

    Potentially you could stop writing catastrophic nonsense, too.

    a tone generator would make the job far easier

    This is the least of your concerns. If you can merely safely access both ends of the cable, that's already a big win. Remember that different cables go between different locations, and some of these locations are unsafe to access during operation, some of them are unsafe to access at any time due to presence of radioactive dust, and many teams keep different things inaccessible at various times for all sorts of reasons. You're basically assuming problems that aren't there. They have mounds of documentation detailing the routing of these cables. The cables do have identifiers, and I can state this quite categorically. This is CERN bureaucracy, they sometimes serialize their pencils for all I know.

    The "have to identify" phrase is simply sensationalistic wording. They can point to each of these cables on the plans, they know what labels they have, that's not an issue. The issue is to physically get to the ends of each cable run and find them among everything else that's there, without breaking any rules and without disrupting anything where downtime can cost a thousand Euros per second.

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  20. Skip a job that needs doing by stealth_finger · · Score: 2

    and it'll be twice as much work later on.

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  21. Bad Idea by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2

    Since the cables have been bombarded by high energy particles,....

    ...they are now likely to be slightly activated and so radioactive. I'd not want cables which have been in a high intensity environment like the injectors in my house. While much of the activity is short lived because it involves light elements (we used to have to wait about an hour after beam before we could go anywhere near the upper end of a fixed target experiment I used to work on in the north area of CERN) copper is a heavier element and so likely to have longer lived activity.

  22. Re:Obsolete? It's new by kyrsjo · · Score: 2

    The facility has been active for over 60 years, and the cables are in some of the oldest parts (the injectors). So yeah, some of this stuff is obsolete; If I'm not mistaken, they ripped out a lot of 60s control electronics during the consolidation last year...

  23. 9kA Wireless Transmission? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2

    LHC.....No wireless.

    The magnets in the LHC require a ~9,000 amp current and the ability to dump it somewhere fast in the event of a quench. Care to explain how you plan to do that wirelessly? It's also worth pointing out that the part of the accelerator complex they are recabling was built in 1954, 13 years before Fermilab existed and 17 years before the first wireless packet network.

  24. Isn't there's a puzzle about this ... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

    Book: Puzzles for Pleasure
    Chapter: "Wire Wizards", page 73

    Roadworks found eight wire ends protruding from a pipe in London. In Glasgow they discovered the other ends of the eight wires. Two foremen Smith and Campbell met to discuss how to match up the two sets of ends.

    Back in London, Smith took a battery and connected pre-arranged numbers of ends to the positive terminal, the negative terminal, and left at least one wire free.

    In Glasgow, Campbell labelled his ends A to H, then with a bulb tested each pair of wires that could be formed from the eight, for a circuit. Knowing the pre-arranged numbers Campbell could identify wires in each group.

    The idea now was for Smith to disconnect the barrery, and Campbell to join six of his ends into 3 pairs, then tell Smith which ends he'd joined and which wires were in each group. Smith could then test all pairs of his ends using his battery and bulb, and thereby correctly identify his wire ends.

    * https://books.google.com/books...

  25. Re:Amazing... by DoctorNathaniel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, but there's a point that doesn't work any more. The original injectors at CERN are more than thirty years old; some sites are probably 40 or 50. You find me a cheap and effective way of labelling cables that doesnt' fall apart over that time span...

  26. Re:No label = must not be important by cellocgw · · Score: 2

    On the boring side: I'm pretty sure that scratch tape/disk derives from scratchpads, pads of paper used solely for doodling or intermediate calculations and stuff that you don't want to enter into your (paper) engineering notebook.

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  27. Re:Amazing... by greenfruitsalad · · Score: 3, Informative

    patchsee cables aren't transparent. they have 2 strands of optic fibre running from one end to the other. you shine into one end, light comes out of the other (no need to even disconnect the cable). the longest patchsee cables i've seen were 30 metres. i don't think they make longer ones.

  28. Talk to an old Telco engineer by Phil+Karn · · Score: 2

    Telephone companies used to have this exact problem. (Maybe they still do). Central offices contain a "mainframe", essentially a huge patch panel that connects cable pairs coming in the building to the switches. Technicians activated a given local loop by running a cross-connect pair. When service was discontinued, they'd often just disconnect the pair but leave it in the mainframe to clog things up for the future. I suspect this problem is decreasing with the growth of remote switching. E.g., AT&T U-verse terminates the customer loop in a VRAD cabinet in the local neighborhood instead of carrying it all the way to the central office.

  29. Re:Amazing... by penguinoid · · Score: 2

    9000 cable... and no labeling

    They have angered the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and will be punished.

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  30. Re:Amazing... by ArylAkamov · · Score: 2

    Sadly this is common...

    Dealing with this right now. Wiring an 80 foot carbon fiber sailboat, I think I'm about the 6th electrician that has worked on this.

    Bundles of wires about half a foot in diameter, all unlabeled, all white until you cut the outer insulation off. I see why the last several quit after a few weeks.

    None of this makes any sense. One of them somehow thought 4 gauge cable would be enough to run 500 amps over 60 feet. The wire chases are under the deck which has already been glued on years ago, there is no access to put new stuff in, no chase or anything, unreachable by hand.

    Send help.