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UK Gov't Launches Public Consultation On Porn-Site Age Checks (bbc.co.uk)

An anonymous reader writes with news from the BBC that the UK government has launched a publc consultation regarding plans to mandate age checks on pornographic websites. According to the article, The proposals follow a Conservative Party manifesto commitment that "all sites containing pornographic material" must check that users are over 18. Internet providers, charities, academics and others will be asked to contribute to the consultation. ... In the consultation document, the government proposes that the checks should apply to content that would receive — if formally classified — an 18 or R18 rating from the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC). "We are keen to hear from parents, schools, child protection experts, the pornography industry, internet service providers and online platforms that provide access to pornographic content," the consultation document explained. As part of the plans, the government intends to establish a new regulatory framework to enforce compliance with any rules that are made law.

187 comments

  1. Keen to hear? by houstonbofh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How about this... Watch your own damn kids and quit trying to child proof my world.

    1. Re:Keen to hear? by wvmarle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Disagree. A parent can't always hover over their children - heck, a parent shouldn't. I'm happy my 9-yo is finally able to get home from school by himself (one stop on the train and a 15-minute walk), very good for his self-confidence. What he's doing out there exactly, I can't tell, but I do trust him to not start smoking, drinking, etc, and to otherwise stay out of trouble.

      There are plenty of other places where age checks are in place, such as bars, amusement centres (for playing computer games), casinos, liquor shops, etc. Those checks are done usually by someone sitting at the door and looking at your face, and asking for proof of age if you look too young. Sure, it's imperfect, but it does put a bit of a brake on under age drinking without parental knowledge and other stuff.

      Internet should be similar, but the big problem is how those age checks could possibly be done without serious privacy invasion. The real-life checks are highly anonymous. You look too young, you're out. You look old enough, you're in. You think you're old enough but look too young, show an ID, and you're in - where the ID is not copied or recorded or so. It doesn't work like that online. Everyone can lie about their age (click the "I'm over 18 and it's legal to watch this crap in my neck of the woods" button) when it's totally anonymous. So probably a login of sorts is required, and even so there is no way to check one's age without extensive personal details and cross checking them with official government records - and even so, how can you see whether those personal details belong to the person providing them?

    2. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Precisely! Why should we be made to make concessions for other peoples' lack of parenting skills!

    3. Re:Keen to hear? by Mashiki · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it's happening in your home, you're responsible. Those places such as "bars, amusement centres, casino's, liquor shops" are all the place of someone else, and they are responsible.

      In other words, you're happy to let the government do your job.

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    4. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck your pornography, degenerate.

    5. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Correction.

      "You're Happy to Cheer on and Pay Tax Money to motivate a band of people who call themselves "Government" to jail and if necessary, shoot and kill people who run pornography websites because you are too cheap to subscribe to an effective, commercial web filtering service to do the job for you that would be cheaper than the government solution and stomp on nobody's liberty ".

      How out of it do you have to be to not see the obvious solutions in front of you?

      "It's too expensive": Have the government pay Net Nanny or K9 a bunch of money a year and open it up to everyone in the UK. DONE!

    6. Re:Keen to hear? by wvmarle · · Score: 0

      I don't know where ever I said that I wanted the government do the checking. Read again. The government only comes in play where it comes to verifying information, the checking itself as I describe it is done by the various companies.

    7. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I don't know, some kind of 'please enter your CC details so we can verify your age' things? With some white font on white background saying that the monthly fee won't be automatically withdrawn from your account if you cancel it one year in advance or something like this?
      Yeah, that will work just fine.

    8. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      You are responsible for the behaviour of your children in your own house. Allowing a minor unfiltered access to the Internet is not "confidence boosting", it's a tragedy waiting to happen. It's easily fixed with existing software too, just install a filter or set up a white list. Not much effort, so much reward.

      In addition: the checks themselves will be an age check. How are you to prove your age online? Are they going to scan your passport or drivers license or are they going to ask you for your date of birth. Any person who is interested in looking at pornography is easily old enough to realize that a simple lie will get them to where they want to be.

      The alternative of course, as you said, is to have some system of citizen registration. "Show an ID where the ID is not copied or recorded"... even before computers were prevalent (making forgeries a far more trivial matter) documents and papers have been faked... with ease. You seem to actually want the government to regulate what is accessible online via a registered database of individuals?!

      You are clearly mad. I can't even begin to say how terrifying that willing submission of rights is. For your own sake read some Orwell.

      Then, at the end of all this effort for dubious reward... what about the porn sites hosted outside of the UK? That's only most of them that won't have to comply with any of these laws.

      So as we come full circle we realize: the only effective way to keep kids safe online is with with a little parental responsibility, since no law passed will ever affect all the porn sites and no system of identity proof will be anything short of privacy destroying. Instead of making demands from the powers that be to keep us safe how about we do it ourselves so it gets done properly?

    9. Re:Keen to hear? by bickerdyke · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A porn site is not his home.

      The internet would be a much safer place if people simply would see it as "outdoor". As with the real outdoor, most of it is safe and harmless, a good portion even friendly and welcoming and everyone (mor or less) accepts liquor stores and strip clubs and at least acknowledges the existence of drug dealers, fraudsters and other crime. And everyone is glad, there is a sewer somewhere outside, though they never would visit it (or its internet pendant 4chan)

      But at home in your desk chair, everyone feels safe and lets all guard down. "A talking moose wants my credit card number? Sounds legit!"

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    10. Re:Keen to hear? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      I don't know where ever I said that I wanted the government do the checking. Read again. The government only comes in play where it comes to verifying information, the checking itself as I describe it is done by the various companies.

      If the government is instituting a law, then the government in some form is going to be overseeing it. In turn, you're allowing the government to do the checking and doing your job. Or are you really that naive to believe that even "various companies" that would be doing it wouldn't have the government looking over their shoulder to ensure compliance.

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    11. Re:Keen to hear? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      A porn site is not his home.

      And yet there is no access without internet, electricity, or the computer which they're paying for. So yes, it is happening in their home, and in turn they're responsible.

      The difference between "outdoor" and "internet" is with kids, there are ways to stop them from doing things on the internet. Outdoors? Not so much. And there are ways to stop them from doing things on the internet without saying "hey government, I'm a fucking retard...do my job as a parent."

      Here I fixed it for you: "A talking politician wants my credit card number via 3rd party companies to make sure I'm an adult? Sounds legit!"

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    12. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do realize that the majority of the porn "available in the public" is stolen from commercial sites. Unless the UK government is going to null route Cloudflare, it doesn't matter what the UK government does, porn will be easily available from 4chan, 8chan, reddit, and so forth.

    13. Re:Keen to hear? by wvmarle · · Score: 0

      So, instead, you suggest me to become a helicopter parent and never leave the kid out of sight until they turn 18 or so?

    14. Re:Keen to hear? by Maritz · · Score: 2

      It kinda looked to me like he suggested you get NetNanny (or am I getting between you and your strawman?) :)

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    15. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't get too worked up about it. That magnet link will still work.

      Billy will still get off if that's what billy wants, the artists just won't get paid for their work.

    16. Re:Keen to hear? by Mashiki · · Score: 2

      So, instead, you suggest me to become a helicopter parent and never leave the kid out of sight until they turn 18 or so?

      Dear Son/daughter/idiot that shares my genes, I understand that xyz is interesting to you. So here's some xyz things I want to explain to you, and even though I'm explaining xyz things to you and don't want you to do it...you're still going to do it. Just don't do xyz things because looking at them are illegal in this country, if you don't understand something ask...even though you'll be embarrassed to hell, you can always ask me via email/text/whatever embarrassing thing you can think of. If you can't follow xyz rules, then I'll just do xyz thing when I'm not home but you are, and you'll only have internet access/restricted access when I'm in the house. And I know that even if I do that, you'll likely go over to abc persons house and look anyway. So to head you off, if it comes to that I'll talk to their parents too.

      It's not that hard to come up with something is it? Unless you're trying to avoid personal responsibility of raising your kid(s). You know, that's how people used to raise their kids ~30+ years ago...

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    17. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about this... Watch your own damn kids and quit trying to child proof my world.

      When dealing with pollution (like porn) the current practice is to use emission controls to contain emissions at the source.

      Automobiles get catalytic converters.
      Factory smokestacks get scrubbers
      Runnoff from abattoirs is collected and treated instead of being allowed to run directly into the river.
      And so on.

      Why are you against science?

    18. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be fooled the purpose of this is only to tied your SSN to your browser cookie. At first will be for porn site, then site with user posted content that could maybe have porn, then social media and from there any site that let peoples create a account.

      We need to reject that bullshit and tell the useful idiots with bad parenting skills to go fuck themselves.

    19. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it is a question of putting the onus on parties not involved with your children in any fashion.

      Likewise, the government could require all of your underage children to register with porn companies to insure they don't start working in porn until they reach the age of majority.

      "Preposterous!" you say, "that has nothing to do with me! Why should I have to go through this just to keep kids out of porn? Porn companies should be the ones responsible to verify!"

      Exactly! Which means you understand the problem, but want the solution to be paid by someone else.

    20. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "your world" = A sad life looking at photographs and videos of women, instead of having a real, physical, normal, loving relationship with a real woman.

      Okay...

    21. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus wouldn't approve.

    22. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, instead, you suggest me to become a helicopter parent and never leave the kid out of sight until they turn 18 or so?

      I think the expectation is that you raise your child to become a responsible person.
      If you fail at that the second best option is to become a helicopter parent.
      If you can't even do that the then you can dump over the problem to a family member or a friend.
      When all these fails it becomes the problem of other people and they will most likely want the government to solve the issue since it's not their job to raise your kid.

      Starting at the last option isn't ideal. Starting at the first option is what we want.
      Raise your child in a way so that you don't have to trust the pornography industry to decide what is good enough.
      To make things simpler for you children generally don't get hurt by watching porn. It's the "meet a stranger online" thing that you should be worried about but you are more likely to find them on facebook or pages targeted at children.

    23. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go on then, tell them. I just did. Read here about their "world leadership in online child safety" or skip ahead here to vent.

    24. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do realize that the majority of the porn "available in the public" is stolen from commercial sites.

      Copyright infringement is not theft.

    25. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      As usual it's the NSPCC that's behind this, probably one of the most broken corrupt charities in the UK. A charity that is supposed to exist to end things like child cruelty and child poverty and yet has over 50 people earning over £100k a year and that has enough money in the bank to end child poverty tomorrow if it really actually gave a shit about it's goals. This is a charity that has time and time again been hauled in front of the Advertising Standards Agency for outright lying with fake statistics in it's charity appeals.

      Make no mistake, the NSPCC is a hard line ultra-conservative Christian organisation trying to enforce their values on the UK population through a policy of think of the children government lobbying. Most of it's policies have run counter to what it's stated goal as a charity is and have put many children in harm's way by pursuing this sort of strategy of pretending things don't exist, rather than allowing kids to talk freely about them where they can learn how to be sensible, healthy, human beings. Their misrepresentation of abuse figures means that most abuse happens at home and yet they've misled the general public to believe that that's not a threat and that stranger danger is the biggest risk for their kids. They've successfully waged a campaign of statistics abuse that leaves parents looking the wrong way when trying to protect their kids leaving their kids incredibly vulnerable.

      It's easy to look at the government and blame them for laws like this, but time and time again it's this corrupt lobbying organisation that pretends to be a charity that's behind it all.

      The real solution to stopping this shit ending up at parliament is for people to make a stand against fake charities like the NSPCC that are little more than lobbying organisations that pay many millions to their executive team every year whilst child poverty continues.

    26. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disagree. A parent can't always hover over their children

      A parent who think "internet porn" is a problem, can pay for a limited internet connection or an externally maintained censorship box for their home.

      A parent (or non-parent) who don't think internet porn is a problem, should not suffer limitations meant for others.

      There are many (especially outside the english-speaking world) who simply don't see a big problem here. SO WHAT, if a child see a little bit of porn? Seeing some sex is NOT HARMFUL for a child - no matter how embarrasing this may turn out for parents. There may be incredibly embarassing questions like "Why do they do that?" or "Do you and Dad do that?"

      Just deal with it. Have a punishment for porn in your house if you want to.Ban it in your house if you wish. But don't ask society for help with something that frankly is not a problem for society. The children do not get damaged, they don't turn into monsters that wreck the world, they don't get psychiatric problems from seeing some sex. So - not a problem for anyone outside the family. Not a matter for "the law" or governmental regulators.

    27. Re: Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except there are mostly strip clubs and bars in this town, so running around in some parts at all is inadvisable.

    28. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong approach.

      I trust my children (16yo daughter, 15yo son). I have always treated them as equals and taught them about critical thinking.

      I would happily encourage my children - and would have done from the point of puberty had the situation arisen - to examine porn for what it is, which is to say a commercialised distorted view of sexuality in many (but not all) cases. After that, if they want to masturbate to it, I'm not concerned.

      Enough cotton-wool padding for children, please. Teach them to be adults.
      And (to those with issues with pornography), please stop interfering in other peoples' lives, which are none of your fucking business.

    29. Re: Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, in the US we would be fine with that. Lobbying groups are also tax exempt. However of course you would have to let the porn lobby in too, and so on... It isn't perfect, but it works.

    30. Re:Keen to hear? by Rockoon · · Score: 2

      Disagree. A parent can't always hover over their children - heck, a parent shouldn't.

      Your idea of using the government to take over for the worst parenting is awesome.

      I'll be moving in tomorrow to protect your children from you, The worst parents abuse their children after all. You are right, not every parent can be a good parent 24/7. Thats why you are no longer allowed to be around your children unsupervised.

      Are you picking up what I am putting down?

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    31. Re:Keen to hear? by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      The real solution to stopping this shit ending up at parliament is for people to make a stand against fake charities

      Your solution leaves the corrupt politicians that sell legislation to fake charities in play.

      Maybe instead of focusing on the symptom, you should focus on the cause. The cause is the politicians who sell legislation to fake charities. Stop voting for them.

      And dont respond with an excuse for why you continue to vote for them. You are already dead in the water with that angle because when you took the moral high ground you also decided to shift the blame away from people that take money for legislation.

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    32. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about this... Watch your own damn kids and quit trying to child proof my world.

      How does this stop you from watching porn? Nothing in the UK prevents your fapping off to your favorite gayboys.

      How about this.... Fix your retarded education god obsessed legislation and stop dumbing down the rest of the country to your mediaeval standards.

    33. Re:Keen to hear? by orasio · · Score: 1

      You do make sense, but I don't agree.

      It would be interesting to have some kind of rating system for the internet. I would like something like sites rating their content with some kind of header, so you can do client filtering more easily. You could just use sites rating, and have a grey/blacklist of sites that misrepresent their content. As an example, I don't care whether my kids see tits, but I would like to filter some of the violence they see in children oriented content.

      Identifying actual users is very expensive, but most importantly, opens the door to track everything everyone sees, with a strong identity, like if all your browsing activity went through Facebook. We just don't want that to happen, it's spooky, and very dangerous,

    34. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sexual repression leads to social violence. This is stopping teenagers with strong sexual urges from accessing release to it. It is not helping teens, it is not reducing violence, it prevents no harm, it causes harm. These kinds of policies are disgusting, fascist bullshit and anybody who supports them should be hung by the neck until dead.

    35. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be fooled the purpose of this is only to tied your SSN to your browser cookie.

      As this is the UK government, do you mean NI number?

    36. Re:Keen to hear? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      It's easy to look at the government and blame them for laws like this, but time and time again it's this corrupt lobbying organisation that pretends to be a charity that's behind it all.

      Well yeah, the government is to 'blame' for the laws they pass. The lobbyists aren't at fault, I don't care how corrupt they are, the government is not required to listen to them. They can turn their back and tell them to piss off.

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    37. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >There are plenty of other places where age checks are in place, such as bars, amusement centres (for playing computer games), casinos, liquor shops, etc

      And those shouldn't exist either!

    38. Re:Keen to hear? by wvmarle · · Score: 2

      The alternative of course, as you said, is to have some system of citizen registration. "Show an ID where the ID is not copied or recorded"... even before computers were prevalent (making forgeries a far more trivial matter) documents and papers have been faked... with ease. You seem to actually want the government to regulate what is accessible online via a registered database of individuals?!

      Thank you for not only confirming my point, but also confirming your own terrible reading comprehension.

      Indeed I can't think of a working way of online age confirmation that is as reliable yet as anonymous as looking at faces of people walking into your bar, as that's what would be needed before even starting to think of actually implementing such age requirements.

    39. Re:Keen to hear? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Oh, I don't know, some kind of 'please enter your CC details so we can verify your age' things?

      The problem, as I see it, is that neither the government nor the porn industry are really interested in the question they pretend to post: "Are you old enough?"
      Instead, the government wants to know "who are you?" and the porn sites wants to know "how can we charge you?".

      Unless someone can come up with a system where people can verify their age yet still be anonymous, this will not be progress. A third-party authorization that can testify on your behalf that you're old enough, but not disclosing who you are would be great. But that's not what the government nor the porn sites really want.

    40. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      World proof your child. Its the only thing that has any chance of working.

    41. Re:Keen to hear? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, instead, you suggest me to become a helicopter parent and never leave the kid out of sight until they turn 18 or so?

      No, he's suggesting you do your job as a parent. And that job is to world-proof the child, not child-proof the world.

      Oh also: your kid is going to get access to porn no matter what you or the government tries to do. Back in ye olde days of yore when posh kids had 64k ISDN lines and CD writers and hardly anyone else had internet access, one enterprising kid in my school made a decent amount of cash selling CD-Rs full of porn for a fiver a pop.

      And guess what? It's got easier since then to access porn. First the filtering will never be 100% effective. Second there'll be kids in the school with unfiltered connections because unlike back then connections aren't expensive. Third, exchanging data is now free and doesn't require a high capital outlay (a CDRW drive circa 1997 wasn't cheap) and quite expensive disposable media (as CD-Rs were then). And that's ignoring the fact that back then (and before), the local dodgy corner shops that would happily sell schoolboys porn mags was part of the tribal knowledge of the school.

      IOW your kid's going to get access to porn when you're not looking no matter what you or David Cameron does. There is literally nothing you could have done to prevent it 20 years ago, and there sure as hell is nothing you can do to prevent it now.

      So, how about instead of advocating something expensive, intrusive and ineffective (see above), you do your perental duty and educate your kid so that he can cope and doesn't get unpleasantly distorted ideas and then accept the inevitable and that he's going to turn into a randy adolescent who will beat off over more or less anything at the drop of a hat (just as you were) and there's fuck all you can do to stop it.

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    42. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, it means pay for your own web-monitoring and blocking software on YOUR computer in YOUR home and leave the rest of the internet alone. We don't need your lazy parenting.

    43. Re:Keen to hear? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Who else is going to do it? The various companies you've just given your card details, ni number and probably proof of address to just so you can have quick tug and who are definitely not gong to sell that information on for profit. If this went forward you would want the gov to be doing it rather than a for profit company. That being said though they'd just farm it out to a private company anyway so fuck em.

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    44. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice try loser, I have a 6 year old but guess what? It's MY job to raise her, not yours, not the government. You may a useless loser piece of trash, but YOU are the problem.

    45. Re:Keen to hear? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Raise your child in a way so that you don't have to trust the pornography industry to decide what is good enough. To make things simpler for you children generally don't get hurt by watching porn. It's the "meet a stranger online" thing that you should be worried about but you are more likely to find them on facebook or pages targeted at children.

      Kids don't start looking for porn until they start getting interested in all the sexy stuff anyway, and it doesn't take a genius kid to go to www.titsnass.com...you must be 18 blah blah enter details below....goto piratebay.com>search porn tits ass and jobs a fucking good'un. No checks. no nothing, dl a few vids, hide the good ones away somewhere delete the rest. Paying for porn is a fools game and all you do is subsidise the rest of us.

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    46. Re: Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dont give your kid unfiltered internet. is that so hard to understand?

    47. Re:Keen to hear? by H_Fisher · · Score: 1

      I'd mod wvmarle's post up if I had points. Whoever's modding his/her post "Troll" is denying common sense.

      And frankly, anyone who'd argue that "Watch your own damn kids" is the right answer neither has kids nor clearly recalls what it was like to have been a kid. A 10-year-old can be smart enough to click "YES, I AM 18+" and not be mature enough to deal with pornography. So, to me, "Watch your own damn kids" means "I don't care what happens to those kids - let someone else fix it." Which requires common sense.

    48. Re: Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, it's imperfect, but it does put a bit of a brake on under age drinking without parental knowledge

      Does it fuck.
      It does nothing to curb it because 90% of the time the alcihols are bought by an actual adult or an underager who looks old and/or has fake ID.

      I have a friend of 27, covered in bad skin acne, that gets ID'd at the place he WORKS.
      People are a terrible judge of age. Especially if it pays in their favour. (a sale)

    49. Re: Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right, but it is your parental responsibility to TEACH them about these topics.

      If you don't, you are the problem-child breeders creating future abusers.

      World-proof your damn kid, not the other way.
      People that try child-proof the world breed 40 year-old virgins that rape little boys as they pretend to govern a country.
      SHOCK HORROR, the Conservatives have had loads of kiddy-fiddling rapists in their ranks. Go figure it is those societal disasters trying to force this on others!

    50. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't care what happens to your kids, watch them your own damn self" FTFY

    51. Re: Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The magnet link might work but will the host sites be shut down or blocked for serving pr0n with no age check?

    52. Re:Keen to hear? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the choices you get are usually between someone bad, and someone worse.

      It's not like there's this candidate out there who refuses to take money from charities and other special interest groups for their campaign.

      Or rather, there might be one, but I've not heard of them. And that may be the point.

    53. Re: Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably. Eventually. Maybe.

      So then you browse to the next one.

    54. Re:Keen to hear? by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      Well Please explain this how come a 16 year old cant go into any American adult book store and buy whatever they wish? And whats to prevent them from doing so? Psssttt we already have laws preventing AND requiring age checking for 30 plus years..Why do you feel the need to fight for pornographers who create web sites with government building or send porn emails to hundreds of millions of people who never asked for it and hide who they are as so no to get caught or cant be stopped?? ya poor porn industry didn't see this coming hahaha. Afraid of loosing them free porn sites hu?

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    55. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UK isn't the US, lobbying isn't about buying laws in the UK like it is in the US, we don't have the stupid notion of companies being people, and idiotic organisations such as PACs that are allowed to pour unlimited funds in getting a specific puppet or set of puppets elected. There are strict rules on who can pay politicians or potential politicians for what, and all donations that are large enough to matter must be publicly listed.

      The problem is simply that lobbying is still effective at causing political imbalance even when you largely legislate money out of it. An organisation that can pay for hundreds of fake scientific papers that give the result they want and can get those papers in front of MPs is going to be more effective than an organisation that barely makes enough money to achieve their charitable goals.

      It's not that MPs are all corrupt (though some certainly are - I'm looking at you Jeremy Hunt) but simply that organisations with large pockets can envelope them in mistruths - they can afford to make sure that the media parrots their lies so that the MPs read the mistruth, they can afford to pay for effective campaigns of mistruth based leaflet drops in MPs constituencies so that MPs here the mistruths from their constituents, and they can pay to build networks of contacts to try and put a word in an MPs ear via a friend of the MP and so on and so forth.

      It's really not clear how you can ever legislate that away, or solve it at all. Many of the MPs wont realise these organisations are building a bubble of mistruth around them - a reality distortion field. The only real solution is to go after these corrupt organisations in the first place.

    56. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless someone can come up with a system where people can verify their age yet still be anonymous, this will not be progress. A third-party authorization that can testify on your behalf that you're old enough, but not disclosing who you are would be great. But that's not what the government nor the porn sites really want.

      Any such system would be the target of hackers / political rivals / your overly religious boss / nosy neighbor / etc. Why? Because it would be (at least initially) a system that, if your personal info was on, contains evidence of adultery.

      That's not a good idea. People regularly have their social media accounts checked out by HR when applying for jobs, as a disqualification method. I.e. If your accounts don't look good to us you don't get the job regardless of your qualifications. In some instances, (in particular IT related work is known for this), if you DON'T have social media accounts, that's an immediate disqualification. (They seem to use it to discriminate against age or those who value their privacy.) In some cases, (for example teaching) the employer wants your user names and passwords for your social media accounts so they can monitor you. (Not to mention that could be used for falsifying evidence, it's also typically against the ToS of most social media sites.) Having a system that "proves" adultery, would be just as abused by these people, and would most likely result in unemployment for many. (Other people's prejudice is a bitch.) Keep in mind it's almost impossible to prove these abuses as the work (and possibly the employment decision) is either done automatically by an HR system, or done by a human. Even in the event a human does it, any evidence to prove it is virtual and not in the victim's hands. The victim will never see it happening, (even if they assume it is and go looking for it), and as such would (at least in the US) be difficult to prove to in court.

      That's only one bad consequence of a system like what you describe. Another is the slippery slope of "Think of the children." Once such a system is common place, it would only be a matter of time (A.K.A. How fast can some government agency come up with justification that the public accepts) before that system started being used to prove one's identity online, and once that was in place, it would only be a matter of time before such registration was mandated for internet access period. So that anything you did online could be traced back to you. (There are plenty of groups that want such mandates: oppressive governments, religious organizations, the media cartels, law enforcement, etc.) Such would be the end of free speech on the internet. (Anonymity is a corner stone of free speech, without it, even if it's outright against the law to retaliate against you for saying something, you could be targeted for it.)

      Finally another consequence of such a system is once it's common place, it would be put into a VERY HIGH level of trust without earning it. As a result if any of it's data was inaccurate, it would be almost impossible to challenge it. Even more so given the initial purpose, as people would say: "Oh, they got outed for being a pervert, and now they are trying to cover it up. Just ignore them, or better yet let's go shame them, and then spread the word so that EVERYONE knows what a pervert they are."

      Such a system is a bad idea. It sounds good on paper until you get to the real world implications of it's existence. It simply creates too much risk to be useful. One of the biggest issues with such a system is what it's trying to replace. Take the example from the other comments:

      A person walks up to a bar. If you look too young you don't get in, if you look old enough, you do get in, and if you look too young but are actually old enough, you show ID and get in. The only time in that example where your identity is exposed is if you look too young but are old enough to get in. Most people will either get in or be kept out without exposing exactly who they a

    57. Re: Keen to hear? by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Um... Which town?

    58. Re:Keen to hear? by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile you torrent your porn anyway so your objection is "on principle" rather than being a practical issue for you anyway.

      Actually, I am an IT professional who will have to deal with this stupid law in the US all so some idiot in the UK can feel that they have "dome something" to "protect the children."

    59. Re:Keen to hear? by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Then, at the end of all this effort for dubious reward... what about the porn sites hosted outside of the UK? That's only most of them that won't have to comply with any of these laws.

      You haven't been watching how things work now have you? The US is doing everything they can to stop Slysoft from selling AnyDVD in Antigua where it is not only legal, but where Antigua has the legal right to disregard US copyright granted them by the WTO. Yes, the UK will go after US porn sites.

    60. Re:Keen to hear? by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      And frankly, anyone who'd argue that "Watch your own damn kids" is the right answer neither has kids ...

      You think that perhaps that might be the reason they do not want to raise your damn kids?

      But actually, since I am the OP, I should be more clear. I am totally OK with raising my kids, but I do not want to raise yours. And frankly, based on our differences of opinion, you really do not want me to raise your kids either.

    61. Re:Keen to hear? by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Show me some websites making money from selling pollution... Show me some people actively looking to consume new pollution. I think you have confused a product with waste. Admittedly, in porn that can be easy. (Scat)

    62. Re: Keen to hear? by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      God, I would LOVE to see their lobbyists!

    63. Re:Keen to hear? by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      If it bothers you, an inexpensive software package can fix it in your home. However, having to fix websites all over the world because you do not want to pay for netnanny is idiotic.

    64. Re:Keen to hear? by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the choices you get...

      You have about 150 million choices in America.

      You are voting for evil. That makes you a supporter of evil. Stop making excuses for supporting evil. There is only one accepted excuse for supporting evil, and thats 'I like evil!'

      --
      "His name was James Damore."
    65. Re:Keen to hear? by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      That,s not an answer. And why doesn't the industry use the XXX domain? hmmmmmm? And i don't have to pay anyone at the adult book store to keep kids from buying porn now do we?

      --
      Jack of all trades,master of none
    66. Re:Keen to hear? by Vlado · · Score: 1

      If it's happening in your home, you're responsible.

      Are you?

      If you got a hold of a pornographic magazine and hid it under your bed, when you were a kid, who was responsible? The person who sold it to you or your parents? Magazine was at their house, after all.

      Is it not responsibility of a porn site, to make sure that they only serve customers who are not illegally consuming their service? After all, access to this content is possible from anywhere, not just from "your home".

    67. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfiltered Internet works perfectly fine. All you have to look out for is that odd friend whom is smut addicted and steals. You know which one I'm talking about the shaggy headed one that can't grow a beard.

    68. Re:Keen to hear? by Vlado · · Score: 1

      You mean in the same way like government is now ensuring that underage kids cannot buy alcohol, tobacco and printed porn?

      The thing is, that the law is already in place: consumption of pornographic materials is against the law for underage kids. It is being enforced and controlled in "legacy" environments. Why should such rules not exist in online form? The law should apply everywhere equally.

      That being said, I do foresee lots of practical problems with such enforcement. But that is another discussion, I suppose.

    69. Re:Keen to hear? by Vlado · · Score: 1

      So, how about instead of advocating something expensive, intrusive and ineffective.

      I'm not sure that's the point. And I'm not saying at all that this proposed scheme is practical or that I agree with it in any particular way. But I think it's not completely unreasonable to say, that whoever is offering a controlled substance, should bear some burden of making sure that they are not allowing that substance to get into the wrong hands, without some due diligence of checking.

      I, as a parent will do my job. But whoever sells their wares also should do theirs.

    70. Re: Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your kid is a faggot

    71. Re:Keen to hear? by Vlado · · Score: 1

      Your idea of using the government to take over for the worst parenting is awesome.

      I'm not sure where you're picking up that part of the argument. The parent is simply saying that if the laws are there for something to be controlled, then the government is pretty much required to be the one making sure that they are enforced. Otherwise the law is simply so many words, without any meaning.
      Who would be driving at the speed limit, if there were no police to punish you if you exceed it?

      Nobody is saying that government is the one solely responsible. You as the parent have full responsibility to explain to your kid what is and is not OK. But kids will be kids and will try to get around some restrictions (who doesn't want to see boobs?). All that is being said here is that whoever is offering something, that is supposed to be regulated should put some effort into not making it available to persons that must not have access to it.
      Or are you also saying that the store clerk should simply sell a liter of vodka to a 12 year old kid, because she's satisfied when he says he's over age?

      Parent is also saying that solution to this problem (online age checking) is most likely not practical or desirable. But feel free to overlook that part of his argument.

    72. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they want you to quit being a helicopter parent who is terrified that your poor special snowflake might see a human without it being censored. Seriously, grow the fuck up. Your child can handle seeing naked people just fine, it is you who can't handle it.

    73. Re:Keen to hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shut the fuck up with your kneejerk asshole opinions

      Says the person who is reacting to the availability of videos of humans which are not censored by demanding access be enforced by force of law, which ultimately means the threat of imprisonment, torture, and death. All this because little Timmy might watch a video of two people having sex, forgetting that when he gets to be in his 20's you will be begging him to get married and fuck like rabbits so that you can have grandchildren. You are a hypocrite, and a fucking stupid one at that.

    74. Re:Keen to hear? by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      Yes dumbass, it is still the parent's responsibility.

    75. Re:Keen to hear? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      But I think it's not completely unreasonable to say, that whoever is offering a controlled substance, should bear some burden of making sure that they are not allowing that substance to get into the wrong hands, without some due diligence of checking.

      Porn ain't a substance. That's the problem, you're declaring that because it's controlled, the porn distributors should do something, without stopping to consider whether it's remotely reasonable to have it a conrrolled substance or whether it's remotely practical to operate it as a controlled substance.

      The thing is, a law has to be reasonable otherwise it's ridiculous, widely ignored and brings the law into disrepute. You can criminilise or regulate literally anything, but whether those laws are reasonable, practical or remotely enforcable, never mind a reasonable idea is another matter.

      You are arguing a point of law, I'm arguing that the law is silly.

      I, as a parent will do my job. But whoever sells their wares also should do theirs.

      Why? Most of those people aren't in the UK. Why would they lift a finger?

      --
      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    76. Re:Keen to hear? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Disagree. A parent can't always hover over their children - heck, a parent shouldn't.

      Tough shit.

      What gives you the right to make your kid my problem?

      --
      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
  2. but pornography is the purpose. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The internet was created by the US defense department as a decentralized, fault tolerant network to ensure that in the event of a nuclear war, American soldiers would have continued access to pornography.

  3. Re:Hey Wipsplash by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

    Hey Wipsplash,

    Can we finally do away with these stupid British stories that Timothy posts every single night?

    Thanks, AC.

    You don't think they will try to force American Porn sites to comply? You really believe they will ignore PornHub?

  4. Old enough by Boronx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My experience is that those who are interested in looking at porn are old enough to look at it.

    1. Re:Old enough by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      My experience is that those who are interested in looking at porn are old enough to look at it.

      These days, they seem to be old enough to make it too, so I doubt they can cut off the source...

    2. Re:Old enough by jandersen · · Score: 0

      My experience is that those who are interested in looking at porn are old enough to look at it.

      Could be, although you haven't told us what your experiences are. If you mean, when you were interested in porn, you were old enough to look at it, then maybe; on the other hand, if you are a pedophile (not suggesting that you in particular are, but some are), then I think there is reason to question your judgement.

      The potential harm - or perceived harm - can come in several forms, and no doubt there are many more than I can think of.

      - If your peer group is putting you under pressure to do things that you don't want, that will obviously cause harm. It may be that you are exposed to grooming by criminals - something that has come into focus in recent years in UK, but no doubt it goes on all the time, everywhere.

      - You may be interested enough in pornography, but it gives you a distorted idea of what sex, love and relationships are about - even in my youth, when pornography had just been legalised, it was very much centered around ideas and concepts that in hindsight seem eyewateringly stupid; and some actually end up believing, for a while at least, that this is the way such things are meant to be. Others end up being put off sex, for the same reasons.

      Whatever the case may be, I can see nothing wrong in this being brought up in public debate; that is what democracy and free speech is for: gauging the will of the people.

    3. Re:Old enough by Maritz · · Score: 1

      No no no, you're getting it all wrong. It brain damages them for life. It may even affect their opinion on Jesus. Go get a handbag and clutch it FUCKING NOW

      --
      I do not want your cheap brainburning drugs. They are useless for work. And I am a working man today.
    4. Re:Old enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to go to "not always." I stumbled upon porn on my uncle's computer when I was 10, and it really traumatized me. I didn't "search" for it.

    5. Re:Old enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you say that the experience made it so that you didn't grow up to become a functioning adult?
      Do you feel that you currently aren't responsible or that you otherwise is a bad person?

    6. Re:Old enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for clarifying that little children are old enough. That was also my experience when I was under 10.

    7. Re:Old enough by Dins · · Score: 1

      so I doubt they can cut off the source...

      Phrasing...

    8. Re:Old enough by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      I think the real problem is that parents should be addressing what is in porn with their kids, but a lot of porn out on the Internet, has completely out-ranged the comfort zone of many parents. And quite possibly the experience level of most parents.

      I think there should be a rating system for those sites where there is a standard that parents and filters can understand easily. And I think that system should probably distinguish certain types of porn from others, instead of calling them all some form of 'X' or 'Forbidden' category.

      In any event, we can't simply have the Internet and call people who want some sort of control to be overzealous conservatives. Back in the day, it used to be that everyone had to go to a particular part of town or a particular store to pick up that material up. It was easy to not have to have filters and such, and while kids still got their hands on porn, it wasn't everywhere. Now... it's completely different, and I don't think it is reactionary to point out that perhaps things have started moving a lot more quickly on that front, and that the effect of that is not uniformly positive.

    9. Re:Old enough by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      My experience is that those who are interested in looking at porn are old enough to look at it.

      Oh wow, you clearly haven't been around kids since ... well at least a few generations. I was well under the "legal age" to be looking at it, and most probably well under "mature age" as well. Recently a co-worker complained she heard her kids giggling like crazy while playing with her iPad, confiscated and sure enough plenty of porn in the history and searches for naked ladies. Her kids are 7 and 9.

      Your experience is either extremely lucky or severely outdated.

    10. Re:Old enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except maybe when someone who is old enough wants to share or coerce others to participate who otherwise wouldn't.

      Agree with keeping open access and making sure children are properly supervised and monitored.

    11. Re:Old enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think 7 or 9 is too young to be curious about porn YOU are severely outdated.

    12. Re:Old enough by Boronx · · Score: 1

      7-9 year old kids will often have some reaction to porn. They will think it's funny, gross, embarrassing at that age. They may sneak a peek because they know it's forbidden, but its teenagers and adults who are obsessed with sex, not kids.

    13. Re:Old enough by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Yep and we heard talks about kids in 3rd grade sexually assaulting each other. Kids at that age are monkey see monkey do. So I'll put it back to you: Define the cut-off at which people are "old enough".

      I'm not saying I don't agree that the arbitrary 18+ limit is wrong, but I disagree with that for the same reason I disagree with your comment that people old enough to want to look at it are the ones who do.

    14. Re:Old enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have only one objection to all that you said: all kids end up with distorted ideas of what sex love and relationships are all about, and porn is not to blame. We live in a hyper-romantic society. Love is absolutely nothing like what's in the movies, literature, theatre, music. Are you going to try and legiferate art in general?

    15. Re:Old enough by jandersen · · Score: 1

      ...all kids end up with distorted ideas of what sex love and relationships are all about, and porn is not to blame...

      Why don't you tell us more about what, in your opinion, sex, love and relationships are all about? I think we would all be interested to know. And have the courage to use your real name.

  5. Non-compliant sites are quickly taken down? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    The "payment processors" part will work in the UK.
    The "force internet service providers to block sites that did not perform effective age checks" will be a ban list of sites? Or a cleared list of UK users accounts that have given ID to the UK provider and get unfiltered internet? A licence to "internet" in the UK.
    VPN services will see a lot more interest if providers start to ban "the internet" until classified accessible in the UK.
    When getting a VPN service ensure it has support to not leak your normal IP when it fails. Some routers and flashed routers have support for that if the network goes down.

    --
    Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
  6. What part of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "The internet is everywhere" do these people not understand? How are you going to get a provider of content in another country to assent to this?

  7. My proposal: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let the computer check fingerprints of user. Based on a global fingerprint database, age is easily deduced. To this end, you'd need:

      - fingerprint reading hardware on each end-user device (check, nearly there)
      - tamper-proof software module on end-user hardware (check: either TPM or Intel Management Engine or however AMD's version of this abo^H^H^H technology is called)
      - a central database of fingerprint signatures to be consulted by some REST service.

    When the system hasn't the above capabilities, no porn for you.

    Come to think of it, the whole thing has a lot of other advantages: you can fight TARRISM, place precise personalised ADVMENTs and other things.

    Yay!

    (captcha was "delirium").

    1. Re:My proposal: by Maritz · · Score: 1

      - fingerprint reading hardware on each end-user device (check, nearly there)

      Your interpretation of 'nearly there' does not align with mine.

      --
      I do not want your cheap brainburning drugs. They are useless for work. And I am a working man today.
    2. Re:My proposal: by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      I think the post you replied to is being sarcastic. It's very subtle, granted.

  8. Sharia police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have they finally infiltrated the uk government?

  9. Pubic consultation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eh?!

  10. Why are kids under 12 allowed online? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parents should just deny their kids internet access.
    Simplest solution.
    Above the age of 12 it really doesn't matter any more.
    They are going to find porn.

    1. Re:Why are kids under 12 allowed online? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a lot of people remember when this was not a given. Yeah, we all probably saw a copy of Playboy when we were 12. Hell, some kid pulled out his Dad's copies to show us when I was 8 years old.

      Today it is nothing like that. You go on the internet and you're suddenly able to access the dankest holes that humanity has ever created from the comfort of your own bedroom. You can be completely desensitized to "vanilla" sex by the time you're 15 and I think its starting to show in the most recent generation.

  11. So, wair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean that UK law now applies to the rest of the world?

    And if that's the case, does that mean that U.S, Japanese, French, Spanish, Danish, etc law now applies to the UK?

    Or is this another attempt of trying to have their cake and eat it too?

  12. Free nanny state software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just control you computers at the endpoint if only there were some sort of free solution... Maybe charge the parents with neglect because this is getting ridiculous what's next violent video games, offensive videos...
    It's not the Internet's responsibility to watch your children for you!

    "OnlineFamily.Norton
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    This free Web-based product has everything you'd expect in a parental-control system and more. It blocks bad sites, controls time on the computer, supervises chat, and even watches social network use on all your PCs and Macs. Settings are stored in the cloud, making remote configuration and reporting simple."

    Method 3 â" Parental Controls

    "Windows 7 and Windows 8 have built-in parental controls that let you restrict the programs that can be run on the computer, the time the computer can be used and even filter web sites the user can visit."

  13. So Many Problems by mentil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wow let me list the ways age verification is a bad idea:

    *Loss of anonymity for visitors. Someone will be collecting data on what actual people are visiting what actual sites. Yes, if you pay for site access with a credit/debit card you're giving up your (pseudo)anonymity, but payment with bitcoin/burner cards is possible, as well as access to free sites. If the verification has to be done through a central authority, who wants to bet the govt. will have access to that list, and it will be a huge target for black hats.

    *Porn website companies based outside of the UK don't have to bother complying with this law. I imagine that's the vast majority, and the few that are in the UK will quickly move shop.

    *Sites will likely use IP geofencing to only ask UK visitors for verification. A VPN or proxy would get around this; I imagine many Britons already use VPNs to access Netflix USA, or the BBC viewer when on vacation.

    *Overbroad 'verification' definition will lead to "click here if you're over 18" clickthroughs which are pointless (unless the pages capture visitors who don't have a cookie set, then they might catch accidental/blind link clicks).

    *Attempting to DNS block sites that don't comply with the UK law is doomed to fail. Attempting to get Google et al, and Chillingeffects, to redact mention of these sites, is futile as they will miss other search engines.

    *18 is the age of majority in the UK, but too high of a requirement. Why not set it to be the same as the age of consent (16 there)? Watching porn is more akin to having sex than signing a legal contract (insert witty retort here).

    *How is compliance judged? The vague "would receive an R-18 classification if it were reviewed" allows the simple excuse: "PROVE that it would receive an R-18 classification" for an accused. One could simply say that in their opinion, it wouldn't have received such a classification, and assuming the material is unclassified, it would be difficult to prove it would unless the rules of classification are concrete and publicly-known (unlike the MPAA's classification rules).

    *There is some evidence that access to porn reduces the incidence of rape. This really ought to be the end of the discussion, although it needs more research before it can be considered incontrovertible. I consider it compelling enough that I think govt. shouldn't restrict access to porn. Surely there are some teens under 18 who commit rape, and allowing them to see porn may prevent some of it.

    *Theoretically, if porn is 'bad information about sex', then the proper solution in a democracy should be to solve it via the marketplace of ideas: to outshout it with 'good information about sex'. If the elite are too sex-negative to think of any compelling 'good information about sex' maybe they should let the people figure it out.
    Ya know, Invisible Hand theory :)

    --
    Corruption is convincing someone that the selfless ideal is the same as their selfish ideal.
    1. Re:So Many Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      18 is the age of majority in the UK, but too high of a requirement. Why not set it to be the same as the age of consent (16 there)?

      You can fuck a 16yo but if you video it you're creating child pornography because he/she's under 18, and if you are in a "position of responsibility" with respect to the 16yo (which could amount to as little as giving her piano lessons once a week) then you're committed a sexual offence too. And don't even think about eloping - that's kidnapping if she's under 18, even if it's her idea.

      The whole thing is a mess. More likely we'll raise the age of consent to 18 to regularize the law. The law already assumes that 16yos are *not* capable of consenting to a wide variety of things. It's far easier to add sex to that list than to change everything else. They're just waiting for some media storm over the abuse of some 16yo by an older person which can't be prosecuted because the law technically wasn't broken.

      There is some evidence that access to porn reduces the incidence of rape

      Is there? What evidence?

    2. Re:So Many Problems by houghi · · Score: 1

      Some additions: In Belgium they are working on having pre-paid card linked to a person. So no more anonymous payment.I am not sure if that is a Belgian push or a European one, so that hole will be closed very soon.

      If they would want to do age verification in Belgium, it would be easy to do. We have the eID that can do this. It is an ID with a chip. Readers are readily available, the source to read them is open.

      There are also laws that forbid transfer of data to third parties, unless you agree that they can.

      That obviously does not remove any tracability and it will NOT be anonymous. I just added the info because of the technical part, as this is /. From that point it is nice and a pity not more websites use it.

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      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    3. Re:So Many Problems by Afty0r · · Score: 2
      I too think it's a terrible idea, but not all of these arguments hold water.

      Porn website companies based outside of the UK don't have to bother complying with this law.

      Actually, the UK government will bring pressure to bear on these sites by preventing them from accepting payment - possibly from UK customers only (small, but reasonable incentive) or altogether (the nuclear option, particularly likely if the site has "objectionable" content, which under UK law is anything from spanking upwards)

      Sites will likely use IP geofencing to only ask UK visitors for verification. A VPN or proxy would get around this

      So some people would get around the restrictions, but the vast majority would not. Despite the fact that significant numbers of people travel over 30mph on residential roads every day and don't get caught, we don't stop ATTEMPTING to catch/stop them.

      Attempting to DNS block sites that don't comply with the UK law is doomed to fail. Attempting to get Google et al, and Chillingeffects, to redact mention of these sites, is futile as they will miss other search engines.

      Again, just because a subset of the sites are available and can be visited, does not mean that everyone seeking the material can obtain it. For those who cannot obtain it, the law will be seem to have successfully reduced harm to them (if your idea of harm reduction is preventing lads and girls from seeing tits and dicks).

      How is compliance judged? The vague "would receive an R-18 classification if it were reviewed" allows the simple excuse: "PROVE that it would receive an R-18 classification" for an accused

      The law will likely be worded to give all the power to the enforcers. It will contain phrases like "reasonable person" and "could be lead to believe". You won't HAVE to have R-18 content to be "covered", instead just one prude in a room whose job it is to evaluate pornography has to say "I say chaps, that's a bit risque" in order for your site to be blacklisted.

    4. Re:So Many Problems by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Some additions: In Belgium they are working on having pre-paid card linked to a person. So no more anonymous payment.I am not sure if that is a Belgian push or a European one, so that hole will be closed very soon.

      And you're willing to accept that? Why?

      That positively screams not being able to do anything without the state monitoring everything you do ... and I should think the Europeans would have been close to the Eastern Bloc countries and through enough wars to realize this is a terrible idea. The idea of a government ID I'd be required to use to identify myself to every random website sounds absolutely absurd and draconian.

      And don't say I'm "free" to not use them if I don't want to be identified. That's the exact opposite of "free".

      You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide ... sorry, but if that's the idiotic way people are telling you is how they're keeping you safe, they're fucking lying to you.

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    5. Re:So Many Problems by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      *Porn website companies based outside of the UK don't have to bother complying with this law. I imagine that's the vast majority, and the few that are in the UK will quickly move shop.

      TFA mentions that PornHub is planning to comply, and in their statement they propose that other sites are quickly "banned" (presumably they mean blocked, like the pathetic attempts to block BitTorrent search engines). It seems like some will come on board in the hope that the government tries to block the competition from doing business.

      PROVE that it would receive an R-18 classification

      The exact wording will probably be similar to obscene publications, which basically means that a jury most decide and over the years people will keep pushing the boundaries back.

      to outshout it with 'good information about sex'.

      Sadly, sex education in the UK is pretty poor. We are too prudish about it, and any positive messages about sex tend to end up as Daily Mail headlines about how the government is turning our kids into perverts.

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    6. Re:So Many Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Actually, the UK government will bring pressure to bear on these sites by preventing them from accepting payment - possibly from UK customers only (small, but reasonable incentive) or altogether (the nuclear option, particularly likely if the site has "objectionable" content, which under UK law is anything from spanking upwards)

      How would that even work? It's not like Visa, Mastercard, Paypal, or bitcoin processors give a fuck what Britain thinks.

    7. Re: So Many Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, we're willing to accept that because there is simply no other option. The future is the "transparent citizen", monitored all the time and everywhere. There is no way back. Fighting is not an option.

    8. Re:So Many Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rather than having an easy to jump through "enter your birthdate" prompt, they should just make a standard rating system, like ICRA, RSACi, PICS, the RTA label or VCR. Then all they have to do is browbeat Microsoft and Google to have their browsers support them and have them turned on by default. That is at least a halfway effective measure and a good PR win for everyone.

    9. Re: So Many Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fighting is an option. Just because you have given up doesn't mean others have. Lay down and die now, because you are a worthless coward.

  14. The reincarnation of King Canute it seems by Bruce66423 · · Score: 1

    In other news the UK government announced that it was banning the effects of global warming from the territories of Her Majesty.

    1. Re:The reincarnation of King Canute it seems by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Poor old King Cnut, so misunderstood. He actually did it to prove to his sycophants that he didn't have divine powers!

    2. Re:The reincarnation of King Canute it seems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Slashdot. Global Warming is an evil hippy conspiracy. Teach the controversy.

  15. Disagree with your disagreement by EzInKy · · Score: 0

    Disagree. A parent can't always hover over their children- heck, a parent shouldn't.

    It is your responsibility to parent your child, nobody else's. If your lack of supervision allows your child to subject him or her to danger, then it is you who should pay the price. I'd say a year in jail for you if they see a teat, two if they see a pussy, three if they see a dick, and ten if they see a pussy with a dick in it. The important thing here is it is you who, through your lack of supervision, that allowed them to view such aberrations and it is you who, through your lack of supervision, allowed such aberration to happen.

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    1. Re:Disagree with your disagreement by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Part of parenting is letting go. Having some basic restrictions in place in society is part of that.

      Or would you also argue to lift any age restrictions on things like driving, so parents can send their kids for driving lessons the moment they've grown tall enough to look over the dashboard?

    2. Re:Disagree with your disagreement by Mashiki · · Score: 2

      Part of parenting is letting go. Having some basic restrictions in place in society is part of that.

      Part of parenting is also explaining something, even when you know they're going to do it anyway. Instead of saying "I don't want to do it, I'll let xyz government organization take care of it for me."

      Or would you also argue to lift any age restrictions on things like driving, so parents can send their kids for driving lessons the moment they've grown tall enough to look over the dashboard?

      Some of us learned to drive at that age. So yeah, I guess our parents knew they could trust us with some things, explained why we couldn't go floating down the street in their car but going around on the xyz family members farm was fine. You know, the same reason why they let us watch slasher flicks because we could understand the difference between fiction and non-fiction.

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    3. Re:Disagree with your disagreement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say a year in jail for you if they see a teat, two if they see a pussy, three if they see a dick, and ten if they see a pussy with a dick in it. The important thing here is it is you who, through your lack of supervision, that allowed them to view such aberrations and it is you who, through your lack of supervision, allowed such aberration to happen.

      Aberrations? WTF? I suppose you're not a robot so, by any sane count, you've got 2 teats and 1 pussy/dick. And I bet you've opened your eyes at least once when having sex with your partner. Are those aberrations?
      Oh, I get it, you're still at the bees and flowers level.
      How about teaching your children about sex when they come of age? BTW, nowadays, children become sexually active (biologically speaking) around 12 years old, so still legally minors. What are you going to do to? Chastity belts? Chemical castration?
      Idiot.

    4. Re:Disagree with your disagreement by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      Even my grandkids understand about sex. I was addressing the asshole above who thinks everybody but himself should be supervising his children.

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    5. Re:Disagree with your disagreement by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      Actually I would. Too many people are issued a driver's license who are not both physically and mentally capable of driving. Are you proposing a license for sex then?

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    6. Re:Disagree with your disagreement by Chatterton · · Score: 1

      Or would you also argue to lift any age restrictions on things like driving, so parents can send their kids for driving lessons the moment they've grown tall enough to look over the dashboard?

      I have started leaning driving at that age with my father on a deserted WWII airfield. He have done more or less the same with all my brothers and my sister depending on their willingness to learn and being tall enough to see over the dashboard and touching the foot pedals at the same :-)

    7. Re:Disagree with your disagreement by shilly · · Score: 1

      Um, when you've jailed all these parents whose kids looked at porn...who's going to be looking after the kids then?

    8. Re: Disagree with your disagreement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^^^ sums it up.

    9. Re: Disagree with your disagreement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The government of course. Check mate.

    10. Re:Disagree with your disagreement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The government, silly. Which is what they wanted all along :).

    11. Re: Disagree with your disagreement by shilly · · Score: 1

      You do realise mine was a rhetorical question, right?

  16. Re:Hey Wipsplash by Teun · · Score: 1

    Look here, contrary to what some Americans believe the world is a revolving globe and /. tries to be a 24/7 experience.
    So it's only natural that depending on where the sun is out, Asia and Australia, Europe, the America's, we get localised content, plus, you don't need to read it!

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  17. If you are afraid... by EzInKy · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...that your child will see something on the internet that you don't like, don't allow your child on the internet. It is not society's job to enforce your views, it is society's job to present alternative views.

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    1. Re:If you are afraid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's true that on the Internet, no one knows you're a dog, how much more so that no one (really) knows you're a child (or not)?

    2. Re:If you are afraid... by Afty0r · · Score: 1
      Your argument is facetious.

      If you are afraid that your child will see something on the internet that you don't like, don't allow your child on the internet

      So let's go with....
      If you are afraid that your child will see something on the Television, don't allow your child to watch TV (but we have ratings and watersheds for a reason)
      If you are afraid that your child will see something at kids club, don't allow your child to go to kids club (but we pay professionals to look after our children and prevent them from experiencing bad situations.
      etc.

    3. Re:If you are afraid... by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      So have ratings on websites, I don't care. It is still your responsibility to censor. Requiring others to verify age shifts the onus to them. If you want to censor, then it is your responsibility to censor.

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    4. Re:If you are afraid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry but I don't get your argument. I agree with everything you said to go with. If you're afraid your child will see something on TV you don't want them, then yes, you should not allow them to watch TV. If you're afraid of things at a kid club, then again, you should not let them go. I seriously don't get your line of reasons. Your examples just seem like common sense to me.

  18. Priorities the Cameronian way by Teun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Poor Cameron, chased up by that troll Nigel Farage and UKIP to chance the greatest economic disaster (Brexit) the nation has faced in 50 years he has found a new priority.
    They've already overplayed their hand at a mandatory opt-out porn filter at ISP level and now he wants to go one step up on this stupidity.

    Anything will do for him to avoid the voter to see how he's only shrouding real issues by populist rhetoric.
    Poor Albion.

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    1. Re:Priorities the Cameronian way by Coisiche · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I did wonder why they were actually doing a consultation rather than just plunging headlong into introducing short-sighted, impractical and unworkable legislation like they usually do when trying to pander to their main support base.

      Of course, if they don't like what the consultation suggests then it will probably be back to knee-jerk plan A.

    2. Re:Priorities the Cameronian way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Pulling of the EU won't make any difference. Learn a little about the UK and pre-Brussels government. It wasn't that long ago. It's probably going to happen, stop lying about the consequences FUDster. Going all the way back to the ERM, the EU has screwed the UK and fucked over the tax payer to push their leftist agenda. Now go back to the Daily Mail, you're obviously lost.

    3. Re:Priorities the Cameronian way by Teun · · Score: 1

      Hi Nigel, why don't you make an account?

      Just to bring some light in the darkness where you live, compare the currency fluctuations of the British Pound vs. the Euro and the US$.
      You will find the UK economy to be not independent but mainly linked to the rest of Europe and hardly to the US.
      http://markets.ft.com/research...
      http://www.bloomberg.com/quote...

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    4. Re:Priorities the Cameronian way by Maritz · · Score: 1

      You can make all the economic arguments you want about 'brexit' but with voters it boils down to "get out cos I don't want forrins in charge".

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    5. Re:Priorities the Cameronian way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize that a Brexit could be a really good thing?

    6. Re:Priorities the Cameronian way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brexit will be a great thing.

  19. Re:Hey Wipsplash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let the Brits, Aussies, and Canadians have their stories. It is useful if for no other reason to see who they are so you can calibrate for the bullshit when they post on US stories, especially political ones. Too few of them make their perspective clear when posting. (As a Canadian ...) That tends to distort things around here. I *love* it when the Euro-nutter Leftists (this goes for you too, Canada) state that "all of the Republicans are loons" or "turd sandwiches." Multiple sitting governors and senators. Fuck. American politics doesn't tend to the extremes that Europe does and most of them think that is a "defect"! Heaven help us and save us from that idiocy! Well, some of them are about to get a meaningful education with this wave of immigrants coming in.

  20. subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to work for a UK porn firm - successive governments have been discussing this for as long as I can remember. The problem is that if you ask for verifiable information, you'll lose so many customers that you'll go out of business.

    1. Re:subject by digitig · · Score: 1

      The problem is that if you ask for verifiable information, you'll lose so many customers that you'll go out of business.

      Which the Tories would count as a success.

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    2. Re:subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your student union mates won't look down on you if you vote Tory, now you're an adult.

      ( Assuming you are - if you're a pimply faced youth, keep voting Labour, you'll change your tune when you grow up )

    3. Re:subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What it comes down to is: would you trust a lying organisation that said it was just a free trade pact when all along it was intending it to turn into a superstate? Would you trust a lying spouse again? A con-man more than once. Honestly, you can't trust anything the EU says anymore. Which is kind of sad really - as a free trade area and currency, would probably after a 100 years, have turned gradually into the same thing anyway. But politicians only think 1 election ahead, not generations, and can't wait.

    4. Re:subject by digitig · · Score: 1

      ... which has nothing at all with policy on porn age checks.

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    5. Re:subject by digitig · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they wouldn't, because they'd never know. But I also have a conscience, a wallet and a brain - the last of which reminds me that the Tories are the party of "family values", and it's not so long since they wanted a "return to Victorian values", which pretty much establishes their position on Porn. Labour, on the other hand, would never be able to decide whether to take a second-wave feminist, third-wave feminist or post-feminist approach, so it has a less determined position.

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  21. Non issue by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 2

    This is likely to flare up and disappear just as quickly

    To put things in context:

    1) The UK Government has a TERRIBLE track record in terms of IT projects; the chances of this initiative going beyond blowing a few million on starting up another failed project are slim

    2) This is part of a manifesto promise by the Tories. They have to be seen to discuss it. They can then decide it's too difficult and blame "Johnny Foreigner" for the problems.
    It's part of the "something must be done!" - we've done 'something' - job done! syndrome. Whether the 'something' done has any effect or not doesn't matter; the box has been ticked.

    3) It's in reaction to certain areas of the news media [though to call the Daily Mail and Daily Express newspapers stretches way beyond credulity]. Certain parts of the UK establishment have fixed, knee jerk reactions against anything post 1950.
    Before others get too smug, this is more or less the sort of behaviour that would result in other countries where their particular sensitivities were challenged (e.g. wake me up when an atheist has a serious chance of running for US president)

    4) Look at it as an opportunity for certain sections of society to vent feelings and then move on. Rather like a letting a child get a tantrum out of their system and then learning that the world hasn't changed to suit them after all. Actually this is true of a lot of issues - they are very rarely as extreme as some folks on Slashdot would like to believe.

    Finally, as for the comments that people should take responsibility for what they/their children view - I agree. That said, there are far worse things on line [in my world view] such as severe violence that I would consider much more deserving of concern.

    1. Re:Non issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're British. They have a fabulous record of having committees create bureaucracies, bureaucracies which can only say "no" and which cannot actually permit anything, and which require regular staffings and meetings and org charts and Gant charts and annual project reviews and regular teas.

      It took me a full year working with the BBC to find the fairly secret committee that met weekly and made actual decisions, and start showing up at them to get my projects walked through. The poor head of the Siebel group working for the BBC kept trying to inject actual progress and work into the meetings, but all these other groups failed to realize that this top level committee had *no idea* what they were asking for and needed someone there to answer questions. I drove them slightly nuts, but took to researching other group's projects before the meetings to bring in some technical expertise while I was there.

  22. More interresting used in reverse by MFriis · · Score: 1, Troll

    Very few websites, services or media targets children. It's insanely complex to meet the demands of COPPA or similiar legislation. As a developer who works with software for children the outcome of this consultation is very interresting. Using the system in reverse to verify the person is actually a kid is very interresting. Currently we have to resort to parents paying $1, scanning passports, doing ackward skype calls or some combination of those. I hope they end up with something really cool and usable. Not to save kids from porn, but to open the internet more up for kids.

    1. Re:More interresting used in reverse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have an interesting point. Definitely not a troll. Any thoughts on what "something" else apart from the current parental vetting might be?

  23. Just sayin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not too late to cut the submarine cables that connect the UK to the rest of the world.

  24. The meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the government intends to establish a new regulatory framework to enforce compliance ...

    This is the real point of the RFC: How to establish and enforce compliance, not the impracticality or inefficacy of their regulations. It's like a woman asking which dress to wear.

    “Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.” Bill Cosby

    1. Re:The meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're quoting Bill Cosby, a known rapist. You're therefore a misogynist and a purveyor of rape culture. You're almost certainly a gamer and a women-hating nerd. The social justice brigades are on their way to your home to blood-eagle you.

  25. Who decides what is or isn't porn? by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    ( . )( . )

    Who decides what is or isn't porn?

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  26. hey UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1990's USA NeoCons called and want their rhetoric back.

    Seriously you guys are copying some of that stupid ass shit we did in the 1990's pretty hardcore lately.

  27. Thank god, finally by WOOFYGOOFY · · Score: 1

    Thank god the government is doing this. Because it will end or at least greatly reduce the incidence of minors getting access to p0rn, that's for sure. Of course there will always be the troubling borderline cases of people linking to the metric tons of p0rn in all kinds of chat rooms and in all types of contexts, including political ones like, famously, Goatse:

    http://gawker.com/finding-goat...

    but we can spend more time and money going after those sites and individuals later.

    This is a great way for the government to appear to be doing something about something without incurring the statistical risks associated with taking political risks. It's awesomely futile but tailor-made for people for whom the world's real problems just seem overwhelming and intractable. You know things like global warming which may, even now, be on an unstoppable trajectory to wipe human civilization from the Earth, and then they're the refugee crisis and that damn thing *making* all those refugees, what's that place called? Syrianna.. no wait that was a George Clooney movie about something or other... camels and shit like that right? Oh wiat...Syria, ...right?

    Then there's the grotesque economic disparities which pose a real threat to the perceived legitimacy of the lawmaking process itself and then there's that whole thing with EU...

    Fuck it. Gentlemen, man up. We're going after adult p0rn.

    We may have grown up with *exactly* the same access to *exactly* the same images (there's a very limited number of positions the human body can assume and and only so many props which can be meaningfully included) and, truthfully our parents did too and, well, yes, our grandparents and so on in an unbroken chain going back at least to antiquity, in all cultures too, but dammit, we're going to stomp it out.... on the internet.

  28. Newly Implemented 2-Level Verification... by LaurenCates · · Score: 1

    First dialog box asks if you're over 18.

    Second one asks if you're SURE you're 18.

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  29. A modest proposal by Chrontius · · Score: 3, Informative

    A bored, intoxicated biologist says:

    Chemical castration has a distressing way of becoming permanent in a non-deterministic way. IE, sometimes you stop the pills/injections/implants/spice, and your endocrine system doesn't restart. Bodybuilders use a drug - nandralone? Fuck it's gone from late to early - to kick their system back into functioning after a while on the steroids, but it's not all that reliable, not all that legal, not all that available, and generally unpleasant. If you're going to castrate your kids, it's best to do it before puberty. That way, they don't suffer withdrawal effects, DNA methylation and acetylation patterns won't change to become dependent on sex hormones, and will tend to live 12 years longer than their un-neutered classmates.

    Science, bitches! You'd be fucking amazed what it'll justify if misused, and I haven't even said anything that's technically incorrect.

    1. Re:A modest proposal by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you're going to castrate your kids, it's best to do it before puberty.

      Or to just use an O-Ring

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  30. Baloney. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The average age of first exposure to porn is around 8.

    You're sick.

  31. Hey! by no-body · · Score: 1

    Just another attempt of religious fanatics to control (restrict) sexuality. Who will give up his/her identity for proof of age and open itself for blackmail? That's the real reaon behind that kind of stuff. Kids get it anyway- one way or another: Hey - wanna see those pictures I got...

  32. Re:Hey Wipsplash by digitig · · Score: 1

    News for Nerds. Not all nerds are in the USA.

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  33. Damn!! by EzInKy · · Score: 1

    Damn, I can't believe people exist who are so lazy they can't even be bothered to censor for themselves.

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  34. Leisure Suit Larry Age Verification by tangent3 · · Score: 1

    Best way to do Porn-Site Age Checks.

    1. Re:Leisure Suit Larry Age Verification by stardaemon · · Score: 1

      Best way to do Porn-Site Age Checks.

      alt-x to pass?:)

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    2. Re:Leisure Suit Larry Age Verification by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Have to update it now though. If you want to confirm someone is over eighteen these days, you ask them to name all the spice girls.

  35. What are they worried about? by Theovon · · Score: 1

    I certainly don’t want to show porn to my kids. Actually, that would be really creepy. I would feel only slightly less awkward if they found it on their own, but before that happens, I want them to not be completely unaware of what some of those seedier things in the world. Anyhow, I have some dumb questions about what it is the authorities are so afraid of.

    - Are they worried that adults will show porn to kids? (They can just use the adult credentials.)
    - Are they worried that kids will find it on their own?
    - How easy is it to totally accidentally stumble on hard-core porn? (Probably easy.)
    - How do you check someone’s age when they visit the free parts of a website? (At least half the adult users want to visit anonymously.)
    - Instead of restricting, why do they not consider educating people? (Although the tone of the materials will surely be of excessively negative bias.)

  36. Speaking as someone who was once a child... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) I know how to get porn.

    2) I've always known how to get porn.

    3) I know better than you how to get porn.

    4) Your stupid laws won't stop me getting porn.

    5) You also browse porn.

    6) I know this proposal has nothing to do with porn.

    7) You know I know it.

    8) Actually, you know that this is more likely to drive searches for porn to genuinely nasty parts of the Internet.

    9) Which will in turn encourage abuse of vulnerable people rather than production and consumption in the open.

    10) Which is what you want, because members of the government have historically been a hive of sexually abusive bastards.

    11) Would still be useful to record which sites your opposition like to visit, though, eh?

  37. Prudes = Pervs by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    More often than not the most obnoxious prudes are the biggest, most offensive perverts. Authority and punishment make them very horny.

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  38. The wrong targets by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

    There is a silly obsession with sex. At the same time they ignore things that can really harm a developing mind, eg:

    * films of people killing each other; I would rather that my kids watched people fucking each other than shooting/stabbing/... each other

    * religion. How much damage does religious indoctrination do to kids. Gets them believing all sorts of whacky ideas, eg: that sex is bad; that people of a different religion or sect are bad; that you must waste a lot of your time going to church/synagogue/mosque/...; that you give lots of money to religious people in fancy robes; other things sect dependent: evolution is rubbish, etc; oh, and that cloud faeries exist - on the basis of no evidence

  39. Dumb AS A Rock by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    First a lot of fraud could be stopped if it was a crime to ask for a charge card for age verification. That being said, just how can age be verified at this point in time? Our world is awash in fraud. One dangerous fraud is the so-called safety sites for online dating. How easily can a violent person use another person's credentials to lure a girl to her death? When those supposed background checks take place all it takes is exposure to a stolen wallet to provide credentials. Those sites collect and sell information to businesses or they suddenly use those credentials to rob you blind. And who the heck decided that porn was so bad for kids anyway. Would any 13- year- old be healthy if they did not want to see some porn at times? Running about with starry- eyed innocence is not a blessing. It is a prescription for disaster.

  40. What for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    British chicks are all sluts and easy to win, they are the blacks of Europe: They fuck anybody. Why does any kid needs a porn site to jack off?

  41. My birthday was 01/01/1900 by Ranbot · · Score: 1

    Because that's what I always enter when a website asks for my age.

    1. Re:My birthday was 01/01/1900 by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      The consultation questions show the plan is to require companies to beyond that - it proposes age confirmation via credit card, age-verified mobile network, or via a third-party verification service that checks against the electoral role.

      So the future? "Welcome to www.smexyass.ru. Please enter your credit card number to confirm age. We promise we won't abuse it."

      In practice it just means any site that doesn't take payment will host outside the UK to avoid the law, because handling credit card into requires expensive compliance standards and audits. In three years the new call will go up for a national firewall to block all those sites that are 'evading the law.'

  42. That country is run by a fucking idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Talk about fucked up priorities.

    How about leaving the whole child-raising thing to parents and worrying about real problems like trying to decouple yourselves from the US war machine.

  43. What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sex and masturbation promote health and well-being. This is very, very well researched and documented within the medical community.

    Wouldn't it be more appropriate to restrict children's access to religion?

  44. Simpler solution by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    It would be easier for such sites to require a special meta-tag or other "marker", and push to make it easier for parents to indicate a user account is a minor's account.

    Those selling devices would be required to either make setting such account info easier, or provide easy-to-find instructions. (Current such options tend to bury it under layers of obscure config menus.)

    You still have to deal with out-of-country sites, but that's going to be a problem either way.

  45. Other than being an imbecile... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    "bars, amusement centres, casino's, liquor shops"

    Any particular reason why you chose to add exactly one wrong apostrophe to the bit you copied?

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  46. useless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, unless they start asking for a scan of your ID as well as video proof that it really is you on that ID.... It ain't gonna work.
    It will just be as simple as "are you 18 or older : yes / no" and that's it. Your age check will do nothing against those who say Yes even if they aren't.

  47. Here's what'll happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any site operating in the UK which doesn't comply with this will be fined £250,000, and most likely shut down.

    Sites operating from outside the UK (E.g. in U.S.) will be blocked, like they do with filesharing websites.