Apple Says Sorry For iPhone Error 53 and Issues IOS 9.2.1 Update To Fix It (betanews.com)
Mark Wilson writes: Apple has a lot of support at the moment for its stance on encryption and refusing the FBI access to an iPhone's contents, but it's only a couple of weeks since the company was seen in a less favorable light. There was quite a backlash when users found that installing an update to iOS resulted in Error 53 and a bricked iPhone. Apple initially said that Error 53 was caused 'for security reasons' following speculation that it was a bid to stop people from using third party repair shops. iFixit suggested that the problem was a result of a failure of parts to correctly sync, and Apple has been rounding criticized for failing to come up with a fix. Today the company has issued an apology, along with an update that ensures Error 53 won't happen again. But there's more good news ... If you were talked into paying for an out of warranty replacement as a result of Error 53, you could be in line to get your money back.
Stealthily pushing out an update that will make cracking the Secure Enclave easier in future FBI investigations?
Being caught or making a mistake that messed up your customers' phones?
I'll believe you are truly sorry about messing things up if you now turn around and *fix* those phones which are now useless because they may have had non OEM parts installed. Otherwise, I'm going to believe that you are just sorry for getting caught.
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i thought the point of this error 53 was to purposely render your data inaccessible in the case where the touchID had been tampered with? when i read about it, i was like, the people that are whining about this don't fully understand security, that this bricking thing is actually good, cuz a bad guy could replace a real touch sensor with a compromised one, then unlock the phone with a fake fingerprint. now, with this "fix", it seems a bad guy could do exactly that? i'm sure i'm missing something.
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The entire point of Error 53 (and most of this security) is to protect the walled garden. The primary purpose of security and encryption on iPhones is to protect the walled garden. The only encryption and security that do not contribute is that required to be compatible with (though not comply with) GSM and LTE cells.
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Even if you are defending against a potentially dodgy fingerprint scanner all you need to do is pop up a dialogue on boot saying there's a problem with the fingerprint scanner and that the phone won't accepting fingerprints from it.
Personally I can't imagine what sort of attack it's supposed to prevent, any adversary capable of replacing the fingerprint sensor in your phone is going to be an adversary capable of obtaining and replicating your finger print to the sensor.
If it's just the risk of cheap knock-off parts compromising security by doing something like sending the same "fingerprint" when touched without actually reading the surface then that is a good reason to stop trusting the fingerprint scanner, it's not a good reason to brick the phone.
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The Touch ID sensor died on my wife's iPhone 6S, and it prevented the iOS 9.2.1 update from installing even after doing a factory reset.
The Apple Store couldn't fix the issue, so she got a brand new phone out of the deal. Good thing the phone was still under warranty!
The FBI back door.
He that protest to much.
And it is already installed? That is the back door for sure.
I wonder how many complained about this and wanted this security feature removed. That are now supporting Apple's side against the FBI.
FBI. great! we can now put our modified fingerprint sensor in that allows us into any phone.
Put two and two together -- Apple puts out an iOS update just after a court order to put a backdoor into their phones. A court order that legal experts say is valid and Apple will be found in contempt if they fail to comply.
It's not about security, it's so that you can't share a phone, therefore doubling Apple revenue and carrier revenue. It's not at all about protecting you. Apple,security is all about keeping you trapped by the walled garden.
The latest version of iOS is in fact 9.2.1—but it was released on 19 January 2016. (Screenshot for archival reference.)
Keep your eyes to the sky.
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An on the back of Mr. Cook's dead body with a pile of "Goo" where his head was, write, "Error 53".
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If you are running iOS 9.2 and swap out the fingerprint sensor you will immediately get Error 53 and it will wedge your phone.
The intention here was security, Apple clearly didn't anticipate or test against phones that got unauthorized sensor replacements and thus the unintentional bricking. The new update just renders the replaced sensor inoperative but otherwise allows the phone to be used normally.
The real sensor takes some effort to ensure you are pressing something like a finger to the sensor (a picture of a fingerprint won't work). A fake 'sensor' could just pass images from a database.
It's not undefeatable, but security has nothing to do with perfection, it has to do with making something harder and more expensive.
Having the fingerprint scanner in the secure enclave makes it harder to (a) remotely record somebody's fingerprint, and/or (b) apply a fingerprint image from a database to a hacked iPhone with the sensor swapped out.
Pointing out that there are "other possible ways" to hack an iPhone is a clear indication that you don't understand how computer security works. Here's a hint, it has absolutely nothing to do with perfection.
As of iOS 9.2.1 Apple disables a tainted fingerprint sensor and reverts to passcode security. We eagerly await your retraction.
Are you just happy to be considered profound by other idiots? Because that is fucking stupid.
If it can't boot then it can't do a device-only update.
Apple never tried the security update on a phone that had received a third-party repaired fingerprint sensor. Why would they?
People complained, Apple realized that it wasn't all that rare for people to have their home buttons (including sensor) repaired by third party shops, and then realized that they needed to more gracefully handle this case.
I'm sure you are able to anticipate every possible technical consequence of every line of code you write, but you can't expect everyone to live up to your god-like perfection.
The problem was people who had their phone serviced at an unauthorized shop and then later updated to iOS 9.2.1. That version of iOS included a more thorough check of the fingerprint sensor.
So can someone now steal an iPhone, change the fingerprint scanner/button and "hack" into the phone?
Apple are abhorrent scum. They are filth. Lying, dirty bastards. They wouldn't know what ethics is. They got caught, and only now begrudgingly fix the issue.
In post Patriot Act America, the library books scan you.
A lot of people just don't care. They either do not or perceive that they do not need this level of security. Most likely they do not.
So a bad guy can get into my phone. What can he do besides ravage my contacts? I don't trust apple enough to use the pay. The kids already watch the pin code so email is password prompted. So is in app and store purchases. I guess they could read my text messages but those are deleted often.
He could take pictures of children and then call the cops on you.
I would at least ask for an adverbial ending.
Apple only locked out the un-certified counterfeit ones. If you recall there was a counterfeit cable that started a fire that killed someone in China, that's when they started cracking down.
That makes the phone functional again, just disables the non-compliant fingerprint sensor and thus you are forced to use your passcode. That seems like a reasonable compromise.
Will this work on phones that are already bricked?