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Feds Say There Isn't A Single Safe 'Hoverboard' (engadget.com)

In the Consumer Product Safety Commission's letter to manufacturers, importers and retailers, it urged them to make sure the scooters they make and sell comply with the safety standards set by Underwriters Laboratories, the organization in charge of certifying that products are safe for use. According to UL Consumer Safety Director John Drengenberg, "no hoverboard has passed the certification process at this time."

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  1. Correction by fisted · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There isn't a single [] hoverboard. Big neas.

    1. Re:Correction by fisted · · Score: 1

      news, even.

    2. Re:Correction by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      There is one that really is a hoverboard, although it does require a track with magnets embedded in it to operate.

    3. Re:Correction by muirhead · · Score: 1

      ... and the ArcaBoard is really real.

  2. Don't Listen to UL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    The only reason UL exists is to generate income for UL. Having been through several "certification" cycles on various products, it's very clear that they exist only to run a highly-organized shakedown.

    We've actually had to make our products LESS SAFE just to pass some nonsensical test that some UL "engineer' dreamt up that has no practical application in real life.

    1. Re:Don't Listen to UL by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In a word: bullshit. You're presenting the notion that companies would not cut corners without a watchdog. The IDEA that a company would make a product "too safe" for UL to approve is prima facie nonsense. Yeah, we WANTED to make it more expensive, but those bastards at UL wouldn't let us". LOL. This just in: given the opportunity, people will cheat. Full stop.

    2. Re:Don't Listen to UL by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      regardless, hoverboards have been shown to be horribly unsafe. In Australia they had to recall most of them as they are at risk of exploding or causing fires (several fires already caused from them). What I find amusing though (or sad) is that a few months ago there were news articles about how wonderful they were and how one young girl was making a small fortune importing them from china, didn't hear anymore about her after the series of disasters that led to the mandatory recall.

    3. Re:Don't Listen to UL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your main argument is nonsensical.
      UL is a private company. If you believe that companies would compromise safety in the name of profit if they could get away with it, why don't you think that UL (a company) would compromise safety in the name of profit?

      You're also indirectly making an argument that safer = more expensive, which is idiotic.

    4. Re:Don't Listen to UL by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 2

      OP is stating that UL caused him to make products LESS SAFE to receive their endorsement, which is absurd. You, on the other hand, are arguing that making a product "less safe" is somehow more profitable for UL, which is patently ridiculous.

      And no, I'm not "indirectly" saying that safer == more expensive, I am SAYING that "safer (whatever THAT means) increases manufactured cost", which, in my experience, is true; and I've built products both for UL and CSA approvals.

    5. Re:Don't Listen to UL by khallow · · Score: 1

      UL is a private company. If you believe that companies would compromise safety in the name of profit if they could get away with it, why don't you think that UL (a company) would compromise safety in the name of profit?

      Circular logic. Why wouldn't a government agency do it too? After all, they're owned by businesses, right?

    6. Re:Don't Listen to UL by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are actually some cases where OP is correct; a certifiable product may be less safe than a non-certifiable product given different design priorities.

      That said, the same OP's issue is true of every trade organization or "independent" third party. Good luck getting ASHRAE, IEEE, GSM, or any other standards body information freely. If you want a certification, you are stuck paying for it, be it LEED, Uptime Institute, NCEES, or whatever. It was only recently that municipalities had to make building codes available freely online.

    7. Re:Don't Listen to UL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Probably most hoverboards are unsafe, but definitely no all. All Ninebot devices (The owner of Segway) have real time battery temperature monitoring, charge state reporting through bluetooth and even speed throttling. These include even the $300 Ninebot mini. I'm half expecting a knee jerk reaction bill to block the use of an otherwise perfectly fine vehicle just because a couple factories flooded the market with crap. I'll bet it would be soon illegal for me to add my own temperature/charge monitoring circuit to an existing hoverboard pretty soon because I can't get it UL certified for operation.

    8. Re:Don't Listen to UL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have been asked to make changes to products and processes in order to pass some top-of-the-head, non-documented BS that a certification evaluator (I wouldn't give them the courtesy of calling them an engineer) made up, which would have made them less secure. We designed a product to deal with highly sensitive company data and did so with security in mind; the company auditing the security of the product wanted to weaken security, for no good reason other than to obtain their stamp of approval. Some examples from the incredibly long list of wrong:

      Passwords must not contain spaces - no reason given
      Maximum password length of 31 characters - no reason given
      System must send confidential info in plaintext emails, rather than sending an email with a link to a secure encrypted web page requiring login, "so as to allow for auditing"
      Electronic documents must be printed, scanned and saved electronically "to prevent tampering" - seriously: they wanted us to print, scan, and shred nearly a thousand records a day, because "paper records can't be forged"

      Luckily, there were several companies that could provide that certification, and I told the CEO that it'd be cheaper to get in a competent certification firm than make the changes. Technically not true, but me and the guy they sent had a good laugh going through the first firm's list over lunch, and we got a secure product out the door.

    9. Re: Don't Listen to UL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      GSM standards, including the test conditions, procedures and expected results are all free. Check 3gpp.org and go to the specs area.

    10. Re:Don't Listen to UL by Bruinwar · · Score: 2

      NoNon is correct. I also design products that get listed with UL,CSA, & other listing agencies. I've not seen where getting a product certified ever made it "less safe". I suppose it's possible but I can't imagine how.

      Getting listed with UL is not all that hard but then I've never sent something to them that wasn't already tested. Bigger problem is timing, meaning getting the fucking marketing pukes to understand it has to be done & takes time & money. Oh & getting the check requests signed off.

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    11. Re:Don't Listen to UL by arth1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      NoNon is correct. I also design products that get listed with UL,CSA, & other listing agencies. I've not seen where getting a product certified ever made it "less safe". I suppose it's possible but I can't imagine how.

      I can. Use of new materials that for every conceivable test are stronger or less brittle or less toxic or whatever other safety measure is considered may constitute a fail if that material hasn't yet been approved by the checklists UL use. Even if TUV and others have approved it, and even recommend it over the less safe alternatives.

    12. Re:Don't Listen to UL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ninebot devices look even less like a hoverboard than these so called hoverboards that are catching fires. They really are just smaller segways.,

    13. Re: Don't Listen to UL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. While UL does make money from getting and maintaining certifications I know and trust both UL and CE certification process. If I see a product that doesn't have a UL stamp on it it doesn't get plugged in or used in my house. I'd rather not have some piece of shit Chinese made product that has undergone NO testing in my house. Your comment about having to make a product less safe makes absolutely no sense at all and I call you out as complete Bullshit for that and just a small time company bitching about the process. Looks like UL has engineers better qualified than those working at your company. I came from an industry where all of our products had to be both UL and CE certified. So we choose UL and CE certified products to put into our products to help with the process. On rare occasion we had to get some odd ball electrical component that fit a need UL certified because it wasn't already which drastically increased the cost of the process.

    14. Re: Don't Listen to UL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I puked in my mouth a little. Saw some familiar points there...

    15. Re:Don't Listen to UL by khallow · · Score: 1

      Clearly the only safe way to do it is by eliminating all regulations and then via government mandate of lowest bidder privately run monopoly rules. Vote Trump! See also Walker in Wisconsin where the entire Civil Service has been turned into a Governor run patronage brothel.

      If you say so, but last I looked UL was doing a good job.

    16. Re:Don't Listen to UL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you designed a switchmode powersupply?

      Does it have an RF suppression capacitor?

      Does that RF suppression capacitor's presence couple mains so the low voltage exposed side, even if it is a very low current?

      Is that current higher than what it would be if the part was deleted?

      Is there any possible, even if unlikely, failure method of that capacitor that could cause a more significant, possibly lethal level of leakage current?

      Can you pass the product against all necessary regulations and release it to the consumer market for use on the public electrical system without it?

      I mean, I suppose perhaps your job doesn't include SMPS design. That's understandable.

    17. Re:Don't Listen to UL by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      I can. Use of new materials that for every conceivable test are stronger or less brittle or less toxic or whatever other safety measure is considered ...

      Is this hypothetical? Or can you actually cite a real example of this happening?

    18. Re:Don't Listen to UL by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      I have been in any number of situations where the businessmen involved were serious and sincere about following the law. They went out of their way to do so. This "people will cheat" nonsense is just outright misanthropic. Amend it to "a small number of people will cheat" and you're more correct.

      PS UL is a bitch to deal with, their company is arrogant and expensive.

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    19. Re:Don't Listen to UL by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      They're serious about following the law because they think they'll be caught if they don't. If you remove the enforcement -- and enforcement is what safety certifications are for -- then they'll cheat a lot more.

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    20. Re:Don't Listen to UL by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      UL has a reputation to hold up. I can understand such a situation happening, but I can't understand it to last long. UL will have to come up with very good reasons not to approve of a new material/technology that other well established institutes already approved of. If UL would drag their feet, that'd likely mean first loss of business (safety certificates requested from others) and later bad publicity ("we have to lower quality to get UL certification!") leading to loss of reputation.

    21. Re: Don't Listen to UL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry not quite understanding this, are you saying there was a capacitor used for RF suppression that was connected from mains to the isolated side instead of in series or parallel with the mains?

    22. Re:Don't Listen to UL by Bruinwar · · Score: 1

      Actually Arth1 did remind me of a situation caused by not so much listing agencies but of new regulations. California passed the "no-lead" in plumbing law followed by all of the U.S. In the end CSA also adopted it so it covers all of North America. Free machining brass (C360000) can't be used on wetted surface in potable water systems. This brass has been used for quite some time & I am not sure of the science behind the regulation. I've read both sides of the argument & it's hard to know for sure but there is not a lot of evidence that any significant amount of lead leaches into drinking water from 360 brass used in faucets, fittings, or valves.

      The result of this is the plumbing industry has turned to low/no-lead brass alloys that pretty much suck. They are much more expensive to buy & machine & have a lot higher failure rates. This is unlikely to be a safety issue but it will result in more leaks & floods in homes. So there is an example!

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    23. Re:Don't Listen to UL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just because you don't approve the new materials with UL.
      We also do UL/CSA and VDE products.
      Sometimes I have to stick to more conservative designs which could be better as non-UL.
      That's not because of UL, but because my employer has done the certification some years ago and nobody wants to put up the money/effort to approve new stuff.

      If the "new materials" are provably better for the application then it should be straightforward to get the UL tested and approved. If nobody wants to do that then THATS your problem.

    24. Re: Don't Listen to UL by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      I guess you don't have any incandescent light bulbs then?

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    25. Re: Don't Listen to UL by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      Why didn't you challenge the findings? You always have that option.

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    26. Re:Don't Listen to UL by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      This is unlikely to be a safety issue but it will result in more leaks & floods in homes. So there is an example!

      I see. So my pipes would be less likely to leak if I was more willing to accept neurological damage and lower IQ in my children. Great example.

      The plumbing in my house is PVC. It doesn't leak.

    27. Re:Don't Listen to UL by Bruinwar · · Score: 1

      PVC cracks & leaks all the time. However, chances are good that you won't have a problem (as with all indoor plumbing systems, it works 99.9% of the time). Unless your complete plumbing system is a new, you have fittings/valves/faucets made out of C360000 brass. If memory serves, it has 3% lead in it. Sooo... TO LATE! No worries though, really. As I said, they outlawed it with no science, just lobbyists from the owners of the IP around the low-lead alloys. Your plumbing system will not poison your children.

      The new fittings/valves/faucets made from these proprietary alloys have a higher rate of failure but again, most people will never have a problem.

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    28. Re:Don't Listen to UL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, the example you came up with wasn't the fault of UL, or any other certification agency, AND doesn't make a product less safe.

      Remember, the original claim (by an AC) was:

      We've actually had to make our products LESS SAFE just to pass some nonsensical test that some UL "engineer' dreamt up that has no practical application in real life.

      I'm going to join NoNonAlphaCharsHere in calling 'bullshit' on that claim.

    29. Re:Don't Listen to UL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, UL has been bent into a for profit registration tax. Sad thing is it was not started as such. What we should do is start a non-profit organization that assures the safety of products. Then we wouldn't need the UL corporation.

    30. Re:Don't Listen to UL by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      The AC bullshit-artist at the root of this thread clearly has never had to deal with devices that work in explosive or flammable atmospheres, or for that matter, the distinction between "power" and "intrinsically safe" circuitry in sensor suites. As such, his opinion is of no weight. If he weren't an AC, then it might be worth replying to her directly, but she is an AC, so her opinion does not deserve direct refutation.

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  3. I hate the CPSC's BS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The UL standard is still a draft proposal. I know because I tried to acquire a copy late last week. UL only released the document 1/29 and was prepared to evaluate devices as of 2/6. This is a simply an inflammatory sound byte with no merit.

    Here's UL's own blog post for more details.

    http://www.ul-energy.com/start/the-new-ul-2272-standard-gets-a-handle-on-hoverboard-safety/

    1. Re:I hate the CPSC's BS. by msauve · · Score: 2

      Not just that - it's not the feds making the statement (an incorrect claim from the article, carried into the headline here), it's someone from UL trying to instill fear and drum up business for their private, for profit company.

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    2. Re:I hate the CPSC's BS. by Firethorn · · Score: 2

      it's someone from UL trying to instill fear and drum up business for their private, for profit company.

      I was going to drum up that UL is a not-for-profit, but it turns out that you're right and I'm behind the times. UL went 'for-profit' back in 2012. Though it seems that the for profit branch is still owned by the non-profit parent company. So I wonder how the hell that works out.

      I mean, I like businesses. I like companies doing their best to make a profit. Part of the whole libertarian thing. But also as part of the libertarian thing, I'm extremely supportive of non and not-for profits like the UL used to be, cooperatives, and employee-owned companies. My ideal utility company, for example, is a cooperative not-for profit.

      UL discarding their 'not-for-profit' status makes me uncomfortable. Before, while I wouldn't term them perfect, I could at least say that the company's primary concern was safety above all else. Sure, they'd charge money - but they needed to keep the lights on. Not needing to turn a profit, they would be mostly immune to the corruption of having to satisfy their customers by passing goods that might not actually be as safe as they could be.

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    3. Re:I hate the CPSC's BS. by dj245 · · Score: 2

      it's someone from UL trying to instill fear and drum up business for their private, for profit company.

      I was going to drum up that UL is a not-for-profit, but it turns out that you're right and I'm behind the times. UL went 'for-profit' back in 2012. Though it seems that the for profit branch is still owned by the non-profit parent company. So I wonder how the hell that works out.

      I mean, I like businesses. I like companies doing their best to make a profit. Part of the whole libertarian thing. But also as part of the libertarian thing, I'm extremely supportive of non and not-for profits like the UL used to be, cooperatives, and employee-owned companies. My ideal utility company, for example, is a cooperative not-for profit.

      UL discarding their 'not-for-profit' status makes me uncomfortable. Before, while I wouldn't term them perfect, I could at least say that the company's primary concern was safety above all else. Sure, they'd charge money - but they needed to keep the lights on. Not needing to turn a profit, they would be mostly immune to the corruption of having to satisfy their customers by passing goods that might not actually be as safe as they could be.

      I used to work for a nonprofit which had a for-profit consulting company associated with them. I was on the nonprofit side. The for-profit side had better pay and benefits, for the exact same experience level and job function. The workers on the nonprofit side envied the for-profit side.

      There are some disadvantages to being a nonprofit. Legitimate ones. Like the allowable retirement plans under IRS guidelines are different than the ones for normal companies and may not be as favorable to workers. Pay has to be justified and approved in different ways than a for-profit. Sometimes these quirks of tax law make it harder to hire staff, especially in highly technical jobs such as the UL might have need for. Maybe that isn't the case with UL labs at all, and it was done for sleazy reasons. But there are legitimate reasons to go for-profit.

      Check out "Benefit Corporations" (NOT 'B-corps, that is totally different). They are a very new idea and we haven't yet seen how they will impact society and capitalism. I am sure that they will be very popular once someone tells the millennials.

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    4. Re:I hate the CPSC's BS. by mysidia · · Score: 1

      it's someone from UL trying to instill fear and drum up business for their private, for profit company.

      Let's create a revised version then that isn't designed to drum up business:

      Hoverboards (ESSENTIALLY All of them) are Unsafe. Don't buy one. If you have one, then return it if possible, but whatever you do: do not use it.

      If you find one with a certification from a NRTL, then it may be less unsafe, but it is the exception to the rule that you will find this, so the prospective buyer is advised to research and consider very carefully, before proceeding with a purchase.

  4. Fine. I'll just get a chainsaw then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And Uncle Sam needs to grow a pair or make it official and change 'his' name to Nanny Sammy.

  5. Non-sequitur. by msauve · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The feds say they must meet a standard. The summary says none are certified to a standard. Those are two different things. A manufacturer could certainly manufacture a product to meet the standard, but not spend the extra time, money and effort to have it certified by a private organization.

    Not saying there are ones which comply, only that the summary makes invalid assumptions.

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    1. Re:Non-sequitur. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the economic pressures are such that as long as you aren't inspected it is cheaper to not meet the standard, I highly doubt the standard would be passed, even after they seek certification. Besides, not being certified to a standard also includes all those who attempted certification but failed.

      If you have some evidence that the hoverboards would pass the standard, except that they don't because of the cost of certification, then by all means, present it. Otherwise, what we have is likely a lot of devices that wouldn't meet the standard, and so they don't even attempt to seek certification.

      The first certified hoverboard gets the keys to the kingdom. Forget the Segway, these are a smaller, better solution to the same problem; but, insurance companies won't touch them with a ten foot pole. We have had reports of them bursting into flame under normal operating conditions. I'll wager that a certified one wouldn't fail so spectacularly, and certainly a certified one would at least be a candidate for insured usage (especially usage as part of a business plan).

    2. Re:Non-sequitur. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If I bought one, I would charge it in my concrete battery bunker. I fly model aircraft and it is pretty standard practice to charge Lipos in bunker made of cinder blocks and rockboard, because, hey, batteries sometimes explode, it's the nature of the beast. It's like when you're doing corrosive etching, you don't do it in your kitchen, you do it in a dedicated fume hood with a safely vented extractor.

      I do a great many things at my home laboratory that require special precautions, the problem is there are a lot of people who are going to go and buy these things, and all sorts of other consumer products that aren't really safe without adapting your environment and practices to cope with them, and the general public have been raised with this expectation that you can just buy every which thing and that's the end of it. Another common example is people buying paints, storing them improperly and them auto-igniting, starting a housing fire.

    3. Re:Non-sequitur. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "When the economic pressures are such that as long as you aren't inspected it is cheaper to not meet the standard, I highly doubt the standard would be passed, even after they seek certification. Besides, not being certified to a standard also includes all those who attempted certification but failed."

      Go preach to all the people who buy/sell Amsoil oils and fluids. They're marketed as "suitable for..." a bunch of API standards, but aren't actually API certified (one or two are, the vast majority aren't).

    4. Re:Non-sequitur. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      a) UL is a for-profit company. That the CSPC suggests that they are the gold standard should be prosecuted as government propaganda

      b) The UL released standards a week ago; they're behind the curve and expect the CSPC to force the importers to pay them.

      c) If you really want to see the cost of certification, see the cost of general aviation. Costs have gone up 10:1 merely because the cost of certification and liability insurance. Almost everything in general aviation is 60's era technology, mostly due to the certification standards.

    5. Re:Non-sequitur. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the economic pressures are such that as long as you aren't inspected it is cheaper to not meet the standard, I highly doubt the standard would be passed, even after they seek certification. Besides, not being certified to a standard also includes all those who attempted certification but failed.

      If you have some evidence that the hoverboards would pass the standard, except that they don't because of the cost of certification, then by all means, present it. Otherwise, what we have is likely a lot of devices that wouldn't meet the standard, and so they don't even attempt to seek certification.

      The first certified hoverboard gets the keys to the kingdom. Forget the Segway, these are a smaller, better solution to the same problem; but, insurance companies won't touch them with a ten foot pole. We have had reports of them bursting into flame under normal operating conditions. I'll wager that a certified one wouldn't fail so spectacularly, and certainly a certified one would at least be a candidate for insured usage (especially usage as part of a business plan).

      Well , from an electronics expert's perspective (I have an associates and bachelors degree in electronics and am currently pursuing a masters degree.) The exploding problem of these hover boards would be avoidable if the designer knew how to build a lithium ion battery charging circuit and used temperature monitoring to keep the batteries from going into thermal runaway. Thermal runaway has been a problem with these types of circuits and was a known problem. It is sad that the company that makes hover boards have not gotten someone knowledgable to fix the problem. Sad with a capital S.

    6. Re:Non-sequitur. by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      The certification costs in GA really are absurd. But a big problem holding advancement back are is also an outright resistance to advancement by fuddy old sticks-in-the-mud who think they know better than the engineers who build the equipment and refuse to drag *themselves* out of the '50s.

      "Dag gummit... mah pappy mixed his fuel by 'imself. Mah gran-pappy mixed his fuel by 'imself. I don' need no new-fangled eeee-lec-tronic FADEC telling ME how to mix MY fuel."

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    7. Re:Non-sequitur. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're full of crap. I've paid more for a FADEC then I could spend on a new motorcycle with FADEC.

    8. Re:Non-sequitur. by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      Did you even bother to read the article I linked to? Continental went through the trouble of developing and certifying a FADEC piston engine for GA aircraft. But when they tried to sell it, no one could buy because the GA piloting community were under the illusion that they could manage the engine better than the computer.

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    9. Re:Non-sequitur. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not out of school yet and you call yourself an expert?

      Depends on what you mean by expert.

      I work in the electronics industry as a designer.
      I have more education in electronics, and the fact that I am working on a masters degree is irrelevant to your point.

      IN my bachelors degree I graduated top of my class.

      SO mr Troll.. What exactly is your point?

  6. More importantly by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful

    More importantly, they don't actually hover.

    They are lucky we live in a time with rule of law, because if we were living in Roman times, I would go burn down their factory and get away with it. Makes me mad every time I see those liars mentioned.

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    1. Re:More importantly by sims+2 · · Score: 1

      Now that we have used the word hoverboard to describe a mini Segway what are we going to call boards that hover when we get that figured out?

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    2. Re:More importantly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Floatboards, of course.

    3. Re: More importantly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Can't; that's the name of my new electric roller skates.

    4. Re:More importantly by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      No problem, we'll burn them in effigy and take their name.

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    5. Re:More importantly by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Waterboards.

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    6. Re:More importantly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "they don't actually hover."

      Oh, but they do. Only briefly though, after the battery blows up.

    7. Re:More importantly by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      'Boards that actually hover' or 'Back to the Future Boards'?

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    8. Re:More importantly by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

      Sadly there is little hope of that ever happening. (not counting hovering over specially prepared conducting surfaces which at least in principal works)

    9. Re:More importantly by Trogre · · Score: 1

      This.

      We should have a name for these imposter products cashing in on the geek kudos and general goodwill associated with the name "hoverboard".

      Hoverfraud comes to mind. Any other suggestions?

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    10. Re:More importantly by formfeed · · Score: 1

      More importantly, they don't actually hover.

      Or do they?

      The underside might be coated with anti-gravitons and the wheels are just there as decoys, so the physicist establishment doesn't get upset and burn down the factory.

    11. Re:More importantly by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      McFly Boards

    12. Re:More importantly by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      That would make me really happy

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    13. Re:More importantly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More importantly, they don't actually hover.

      They are lucky we live in a time with rule of law, because if we were living in Roman times, I would go burn down their factory and get away with it. Makes me mad every time I see those liars mentioned.

      Riiiiiight.

      I gotta say your "and get away with it" part is wishful thinking.

      The Romans had a highly structured civilization, strong property rights and shockingly brutal law enforcement. Burning down someone's factory would probably have got you executed.

      Compare with today's America and see if you can spot the difference...? (yeah, not much really; fewer togas and more hoverboard factories... that's about it really)

    14. Re:More importantly by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Roverboard or scooterboard.

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    15. Re:More importantly by chispito · · Score: 1

      They are lucky we live in a time with rule of law, because if we were living in Roman times, I would go burn down their factory and get away with it.

      Yeah good thing they didn't build their self balancing electric scooters in Roman times.

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    16. Re:More importantly by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      If only they had. If only.

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    17. Re:More importantly by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Also: Now that we have used "bandwidth" to describe bit rate, what are we going to call the old scientific/technical concept of "bandwidth"?

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    18. Re:More importantly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, I like fire too.

  7. There is'n t a single safe hoverboard... by tlambert · · Score: 1

    There is'n t a single safe hoverboard... all of the safe ones are married.

    1. Re:There is'n t a single safe hoverboard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but the unsafe ones are more fun to ride.

    2. Re:There is'n t a single safe hoverboard... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      "Dontchu wish your hoverboard was hot like me...!"

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    3. Re:There is'n t a single safe hoverboard... by hambone142 · · Score: 1

      Nor skateboards, pogo sticks and baseball bats, among other toys. I guess we should eliminate everything but video games.

  8. Ahh the gray area by WSOGMM · · Score: 1

    For me, things like this come down to the not-so-fine line between personal freedom and involuntary involvement in danger.

    My view on this is the same for magnetic buckyballs, extreme sports, recreational drugs and virtually every other case of self-harm. We should focus on idiot-proofing idiots rather idiot-proofing their houses. Let capitalism allow for people to make their own wise decisions.

    That said, there's a difference between accidentally eating two buckyballs and shoving them down the throat of someone else.

    1. Re:Ahh the gray area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We idiots like being idiots. Ignorance is bliss after all. Plus then we get to blame someone else when shit happens. So, uh no. How about we keep being idiots and you keep idiot proofing our shit mmkay? Great. Oh and if you don't we'll sue you for negligence. Just saying.

    2. Re:Ahh the gray area by penix1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We should focus on idiot-proofing idiots rather idiot-proofing their houses. Let capitalism allow for people to make their own wise decisions.

      I would agree with you IF the hospitals didn't have to see them when they set themselves on fire or break their neck.

      And capitalism is a poor choice for determining what is safe and what is not. The chase for the all mighty dollar would ensure nothing was safe if left to capitalism. You wouldn't have any of the safety features in cars for example that you have today if left to the manufacturers. They cost money after all.

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    3. Re:Ahh the gray area by sims+2 · · Score: 1

      Well we could always have common sense added to the common core curriculum it would probably be a better choice than trying to teach everyone advanced quantum mechanics.

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    4. Re: Ahh the gray area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In addition to the freedom to buy dangerous incendiary devices marketed as toys and the freedom to sell them to unsuspecting buyers, is there not a freedom to be able to buy a device and be reasonably sure that it won't self-combust and kill you in your sleep?

    5. Re:Ahh the gray area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      house fires can burn down the neighbours house, kill other innocents or endanger the lives of those that have to put it out. The hospitals still have to deal with the injuries. I am all for culling certain groups from the gene pool but unfortunately many of them take others with them or affect others on there way out./

    6. Re: Ahh the gray area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. This is telling people the magnets are edible. You can't just sell dangerous things as innocuous consumer goods and not expect to be held responsible for the damage.

    7. Re:Ahh the gray area by msauve · · Score: 1

      "You wouldn't have any of the safety features in cars for example that you have today if left to the manufacturers."

      Seat belts, air bags, anti-lock brakes and electronic stability control were all offered as options before being government mandated.

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    8. Re:Ahh the gray area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That said, there's a difference between accidentally eating two buckyballs and shoving them down the throat of someone else.

      Yea, but is there a difference in intent between shoving them down someones throat and pouring drain-o down their throat or beaning them in the head with a rock?

      We don't ban drain cleaner or rocks.

    9. Re:Ahh the gray area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should focus on idiot-proofing idiots rather idiot-proofing their houses. Let capitalism allow for people to make their own wise decisions.

      I would agree with you IF the hospitals didn't have to see them when they set themselves on fire or break their neck.

      And capitalism is a poor choice for determining what is safe and what is not. The chase for the all mighty dollar would ensure nothing was safe if left to capitalism. You wouldn't have any of the safety features in cars for example that you have today if left to the manufacturers. They cost money after all.

      Yes, it is not so much the catching on fire thing that bothers me (and I have a motorcycle by the way so I have no need for a hover board.) It is all the films of all the people who get on these things and always fall off looking like they broke a hip landing hip first on the ground or on a curb. People need to learn how to take a fall or accept the fact that they are not built or conditioned to take risks of such a fall. (I know this is coming from a motorcycle rider, I know the falls from a motorcycle are much more injurious than falling off a hover board but at least it doesn't look as stupid.)

    10. Re:Ahh the gray area by Dereck1701 · · Score: 2

      The letter in question doesn't appear to have anything directly to do with hoverboard safety from a use perspective (falling off, balance, etc) but more from a mechanical/electrical perspective (component failure, faulty wiring, faulty design, etc). That said I wonder if UL's certification tries to backdoor some of these aspects. Lets face it, the CPSC doesn't have a great track record when it comes to letting people exercise personal responsibility. They're the kind of agency that tries to idiot proof the world no matter what the cost.

    11. Re:Ahh the gray area by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      If the issue with these handlebar-less segway-like-objects were people losing their balance and falling off and hurting themselves, or trying to do tricks and hurting themselves, I'd agree with you. In that case, it'd be no different than a skateboard or rollerblades, really. And yeah, people should know their limits and not try stunts without adequate precautions or eat magnets and so on. And we should not try to legislate away stupidity.

      But this is not a case of user-clumsiness or stupidity. These things are bursting into flames during routine charging of their batteries when not in use. That makes them a defective product, and IMO crosses the line into the realm of regulation being appropriate.

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    12. Re:Ahh the gray area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything is an option if you're willing to pay enough. If these things weren't government mandated with the costs being amortized over entire fleets of millions of vehicles, a low end Civic or Cobalt with seatbelts, airbags, ABS, EST/traction would cost you $70,000.

    13. Re:Ahh the gray area by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Well we could always have common sense added to the common core curriculum

      Already tried that. It caused some problems:

      https://www.washingtonpost.com...

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    14. Re:Ahh the gray area by swb · · Score: 2

      Were they offered because the manufacturers were looking to upsell luxury buyers with in-demand safety features, or because they knew these features were going to be mandated on all cars in the near future, and getting people to pay for them as options was just a way to recoup something off the investment ahead of time?

    15. Re:Ahh the gray area by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      True, but drain cleaner is not sold to kids, unlike buckyballs or hoverboards (regardless of any fine print.)

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    16. Re:Ahh the gray area by unrtst · · Score: 1

      But this is not a case of user-clumsiness or stupidity. These things are bursting into flames during routine charging of their batteries when not in use. That makes them a defective product, and IMO crosses the line into the realm of regulation being appropriate.

      And furthermore, when one bursts into flames, it tends to be while charging, which means it's *probably* in a house, which is *probably* in a neighborhood. That one fire is very likely to directly affect more people than just the owner of the board.
      So, to the GP's statement, I agree:

      For me, things like this come down to the not-so-fine line between personal freedom and involuntary involvement in danger.

      ... and in this case, it seems there's a really good case to be made that these do pose unnecessary risk, to both life and property, to innocent bystanders.

      I'd rather have an electric skateboard though (zboard, boosted, marbel, etc). Wish they weren't 3x's the price with 1/3rd the smarts.

    17. Re:Ahh the gray area by msauve · · Score: 1

      Since you asked, they were offered before any discussion of a requirement. As an example, seat belts were first made available in 1949, but weren't mandated by the feds until the '60s.

      I'll add that padded dashboards, tire pressure monitors and backup cameras all preceded governmental requirements.

      Your turn, name a few safety features which only appeared after regulation was announced.

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    18. Re:Ahh the gray area by swb · · Score: 1

      I honestly didn't know. I have a hazy memory of a fight over air bags requirements in cars in the late 1970s, with car makers opposed and now they are standard. I don't remember specific timelines or when proposed mandates became actual mandates.

    19. Re:Ahh the gray area by msauve · · Score: 1

      Airbags were standard in some Chrysler models by 1988, and were available options in some GM models in the '70s. The government requirement didn't happen until 1991 with implementation not required until 1998.

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    20. Re:Ahh the gray area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you asked, they were offered before any discussion of a requirement. As an example, seat belts were first made available in 1949, but weren't mandated by the feds until the '60s.

      I'll add that padded dashboards, tire pressure monitors and backup cameras all preceded governmental requirements.

      Your turn, name a few safety features which only appeared after regulation was announced.

      I don't understand your complaint. Are you suggesting the government mandate safety features which have not yet been invented be installed in all commercially sold goods.... before the safety feature is actually invented? I'm ok with the government trying to prevent idiots who live near me from easily buying things that have an excessively high chance of catching fire and setting my home ablaze after their house burns down. We're not against hoverboard^H electric scooters because idiots crash and hurt themselves. We're against them because they burst into flames when left plugged in and unattended. Maybe all your neighbors live in fireproof faraday cages, but where I am, a fire in a neighbors house is real issue for me too.

    21. Re:Ahh the gray area by sjames · · Score: 1

      Exactly this. It's one thing that consumers should expect falls and the usual assortment of bruises and such that come with it, but they have a right to expect it not to burst into flames.

      The sad thing is that as far as I can tell from videos and pictures, the problem is simply really shoddy construction leading to battery wires shorting, at least in the videos I've seen. It's possible that the ones blowing up on the charger are because the charger isn't tapering off properly, also inexcusable.

    22. Re: Ahh the gray area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't say or imply the government invented the technology for the standard, he explained how the legal standard forces an economy of scale.

      I can understand the mistake, it is an advanced concept requiring reading the comment and analytical thinking, a trait commonly lacking among Slashdot account holders.

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    23. Re:Ahh the gray area by KGIII · · Score: 1

      That can actually be said for pretty much all automotive safety improvements that are now mandatory. Even safety glass was an option at one time.

      Someone above mentioned that if you wanted a Civic (without regulation) that had airbags, ESC, ABS, etc. that it would cost $70,000. Err... That specific car had all those as options before they became mandatory. It was not $70,000. I didn't bother to argue with 'em. I'm lazy and tired.

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    24. Re:Ahh the gray area by KGIII · · Score: 1

      You know that I respect your opinion, right? But... Commonsense requirements? Expectations? Next thing you're going to be talking about personal responsibility and accountability! No, we can't have that...

      (Which does not mean that the companies who sell shit products in misleading ways are not responsible and/or accountable. They should be held to a high standard of integrity.)

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    25. Re:Ahh the gray area by sims+2 · · Score: 1

      Sorry I didn't see anything I would consider a problem in TFA you linked to.
      The only things I think you might be referring to is A. Republicans like sheeple, B. People being able to make their own decisions is somehow a bad thing. or C. You were being sarcastic.

      I'm going with A.

      Anywho Algebra 3 will not help the 99% and we still teach that.

      Why not make sure that they have basic skills like how to open a soda can, use a toilet, open and shut doors, switch lights, use deodorant, bathe, cross the street, etc.

      We have these new extra safe gas can's that gas won't pour. The government should have a class on how to use those.. Of course then they would have to admit they don't actually friggin work.

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  9. Wild guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're all made of bendy plastic that isn't even sealed.

  10. kinda of backwards by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    It's not the hoverboards that are unsafe, it's the clumsy idiots riding them that make them unsafe.
    Oh wait, their cheap Chinese batteries light on fire and burn your house down. I almost forgot that.

    1. Re:kinda of backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to expensive Chinese batteries? A strange statement considering most of the lithium comes from South America anyway...

    2. Re:kinda of backwards by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      America's Funniest Videos was running out of puppy and kid vids, so this multi-disaster product is a godsend.

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    3. Re:kinda of backwards by arth1 · · Score: 1

      As opposed to expensive Chinese batteries? A strange statement considering most of the lithium comes from South America anyway...

      Contrary to popular belief, the main ingredient in Lithium batteries isn't Lithium, but Cobalt.
      The majority of the raw ore comes from Congo, but is refined by the Chinese.

  11. CE Mark as proxy? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    Given these devices would need to pass European Certificate, if they were to be sold in Europe, would the presence of a CE mark be sufficient reassurance that the devices meet some sort of minimum acceptable standard, for sale in the USA? I realise this isn't a US certification, but in the absence of US certification, would this provide sufficient reassurance for them to be sold anywhere? Also, is there a federal US equivalent of the CE mark?

    In this context, are there any 'self-balancing two wheel boards' (aka the non-hover boards), that are approved with the CE mark?

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    1. Re:CE Mark as proxy? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Given these devices would need to pass European Certificate, if they were to be sold in Europe, would the presence of a CE mark be sufficient reassurance that the devices meet some sort of minimum acceptable standard, for sale in the USA?

      No. Chinese companies put CE marks on all kinds of scandalous shit that has never been certified, and that would never pass certification.

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    2. Re:CE Mark as proxy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given these devices would need to pass European Certificate, if they were to be sold in Europe, would the presence of a CE mark be sufficient reassurance that the devices meet some sort of minimum acceptable standard, for sale in the USA?

      No. Chinese companies put CE marks on all kinds of scandalous shit that has never been certified, and that would never pass certification.

      CE is basically an honor system. It is organized so that you can just claim you meet the standard. UL listing requires you to send them the standard product, and they test it. In otherwords, CE doesn't mean jack shit.

    3. Re:CE Mark as proxy? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      CE is basically an honor system. It is organized so that you can just claim you meet the standard.

      By the way, if you go on eBay to buy stuff from China; it is likewise possible to but cheap-o knock-offs with a fake UL logo on them, or you might even get a cheap knockoff buying some product from a respected merchant whose supply lines were compromised, so someone upstream substituted counterfeit goods.

      I think CE and UL badged products are likewise alright, provided you purchase from a reputed source with a secure supply chain.

    4. Re:CE Mark as proxy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work with Trading Standards in the UK, and have not come across a single truly 'safe' hoverboard. Non-compliant plugs, dodgy batteries, unsafe wiring, lack of charging cut-offs, lack of appropriate instructions, lack of EU manufacturer/importer details are common issues.

      Also, some are just not physically strong enough and have a habit of snapping in the middle. Most of them have 'CE' marks on, but the certificates and documentation are always either completely bogus or (at best) insufficient (ie the board haven't been tested to the appropriate standard).

    5. Re:CE Mark as proxy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, CE is bullshit since nobody will sue you if you label junk stuff with CE mark. Worst that really can happen is that your stuff gets recalled (ie. you import CE marked stuff to Europe and claim it meets the regs, later is found out they didn't, all you really need to do is recall everything - it is basically a way to gamble that nobody cares about your stuff)

      UL *will* sue anyone misusing their mark. If you import things from China with UL marks that have not been certified, it gets mighty expensive for you.

  12. Back to the Future Part 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These new devices do not meet the criteria set in the movie, "Back to the Future Part 2" from 1989, for a hoverboard. Therefore, they should not be called hoverboards.

  13. Thunderf00t found the problem. by Zombie+Ryushu · · Score: 1

    Thunderf00t found the problem. These boards have a faulty kill switch on their charging system that prevents the batteries from overcharging, or falling below 1% of battery power. A large number of these boards can be over charged which makes them blow up like they do. This is a defect that should be resolved by a class action against the manufacturer, and a recall of the boards to have the charging system retrofitted and upgraded.

    1. Re:Thunderf00t found the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't matter. This product's image has been damaged. Even if you came out with a safe one, it will take months for that to go through people's minds. Hoverboards are already outlawed in many cities.

    2. Re:Thunderf00t found the problem. by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter. This product's image has been damaged. Even if you came out with a safe one, it will take months for that to go through people's minds. Hoverboards are already outlawed in many cities.

      As well as transportation between: December 10, 2015 (11am PST): Delta, United, and American Airlines announce that they have banned hoverboards from their flights.

    3. Re:Thunderf00t found the problem. by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      a class action against the manufacturer

      How do you think (assuming you're in the US) you're going to start a class action against a manufacturer somewhere in China, and who may have gone out of business already? Lawsuits are not the fix for your personal responsibility of due diligence when buying toys. These things are currently retailing at prices of (converted) under USD 200 a piece! Far less than I payed for my already cheap smartphone. Batteries, fairly strong motors, electronics - of course corners are being cut to meet such crazy low prices.

    4. Re:Thunderf00t found the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thunderf00t is a misogynistic and racist. I will not listen to his bullshit.

  14. UL? by df00z3756 · · Score: 1

    UL is usually for 115v appliances that use an internal supply, low voltage stuff isn't usually UL certified. The wall wart is.

    1. Re:UL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UL certifies a lot of stuff, not just wall socket things. Some of that is fairly new and voluntary - ie. you can get a cert for your thing to a standard and then use it as a sales argument - "my stuff is safe and up to spec" - even if nobody yet requires such a cert for selling that thing.

  15. Draft? None certified? Newegg disagrees by unrtst · · Score: 1

    http://blog.newegg.com/hoverbo...

    Per newegg:

    More importantly, the latest boards are UL certified. “Underwriters Laboratories” is an independent electronic safety certification so getting that UL stamp is a solid start for hovering confidence. Additionally, board makers have also been advertising their batteries as originating from Samsung or LG. So that’s something.

    And here's one of the UL certified boards on their site:
    http://www.newegg.com/Product/...
    From the specs, it says, "Battery and Charger are UL & CE Certified"

    It doesn't say the board is certified, but does that matter if the batter and charger *are* certified?

    1. Re:Draft? None certified? Newegg disagrees by mspohr · · Score: 1

      Most wall wart chargers can be easily certified and these are available off the shelf from multiple suppliers so that doesn't mean anything.
      The battery itself can also be "certified".
      The problem is when you put the battery into a poorly designed and built "hoverboard" (i.e. no current limits, temperature sensors, random wires that can be shorted together, etc.) you can end up with the situation where these things have burned down houses.

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    2. Re:Draft? None certified? Newegg disagrees by mysidia · · Score: 1

      The battery itself can also be "certified".

      UL should probably prohibit manufacturers from using the UL logo on the packaging or sales material for a consumer product, except internal packaging on the listed components, unless all components and the entire product are listed.

    3. Re:Draft? None certified? Newegg disagrees by NixieBunny · · Score: 1

      There are two logos one uses for UL stuff: The backwards UR which means a recognized component, and the UL which means a listed complete product. A claim that the battery being UL listed (if such a thing is even possible) constitutes the necessary safety testing is a bad move, as the entire hoverboard assembly needs to be tested and UL listed for it to have some hope of being safe enough for your insurance adjuster to buy you a new house when your hoverboard burns it down.

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    4. Re:Draft? None certified? Newegg disagrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and UL is dropping on the companies doing this like a ton of bricks. They are very very picky about people mis-using UL marks.

    5. Re:Draft? None certified? Newegg disagrees by mysidia · · Score: 1

      enough for your insurance adjuster to buy you a new house when your hoverboard burns it down.

      Whether a house is burnt down by a UL-listed skateboard or a non-UL-listed skateboard has no bearing on insurance coverage.... they have to pay for the new house (minus deductible), either way.

  16. too high of a current load by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    You can only pack so much energy in a small space. People want FAST charging. They don't want slow (SAFER) charging because we are now "instant gratification" humans. We don't want to wait for anything. Plus, you can bet the bulk of these things, if not all of them, are manufactured in China, Mexico, Vietnam or other places where QC isn't the #1 priority. Anytime you pack the energy required to make something that demands a high current needed for these scooter boards, you are going to run into problems.

  17. Extra word by Trogre · · Score: 1

    What they really meant to say is,

    "There isn't a single hoverboard".

    The closest thing I've seen is the Lexus maglev board+track pair, but that's just a gimmick.

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    1. Re:Extra word by damnbunni · · Score: 1

      The Lexus hoverboard uses superconducting electromagnets and a skate park with magnets in the surface; it requires both charging and refills of liquid nitrogen.

      The Hendo hoverboard works on a magnetic interference effect. It requires a conductive but nonmagnetic surface - copper or aluminum, say - and just needs recharging, but it's rather loud.

      The Hendo is bulkier than the Lexus, but copper or aluminum have GOT to be a lot cheaper than building a magnetic park.

    2. Re:Extra word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The closest thing I've seen is the Lexus maglev board+track pair, but that's just a gimmick.

      What "hoverboard" isn't a gimmick?

  18. Everyone already knew the problem by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Thunderfuck did not find the problem. Everyone knew what the problem was.

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  19. Bikes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Riding a bike isnt safe either, no matter the safety practices of a company or the government will save you from doing stupid shit!

  20. The solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask the Germans to make safe electric hoverboards.

  21. 5 best hoverboards by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

    Top Hoverboards - Updated February 2016
    Our extensive analysis of the top hoverboards and our pick for your best bet.
    http://bestreviews.com/5-best-...

    "In the end, it comes down to personal preference. These things are an absolute joy to ride around, and it’s no wonder they have become an international phenomenon. If you have the risk appetite for it, you will be sure to have a lot of fun zipping through the street on the hottest toy in town."

    1. Re:5 best hoverboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong link.

      You accidentally posted a link to a page with mini-segways rather than hoverboards.

    2. Re:5 best hoverboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hottest toy in town.

      Quite literally

    3. Re:5 best hoverboards by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      Wrong link.

      You accidentally posted a link to a page with mini-segways rather than hoverboards.

      Huh, works for me Opera 12 and Vivaldi ; and it's a worthwhile article.

      http://bestreviews.com/ then scroll down to Miscellaneous > Hoverboards

      or add to the link http://bestreviews.com/ 5-best-hover-boards

    4. Re:5 best hoverboards by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      hottest toy in town.

      Quite literally

      Quoting the article
      "The few hoverboards that have caught on fire were knockoffs whose battery packs did not pass inspect UL certification (UL is a global independent testing laboratory that tests consumer products for safety). As a result, many carriers including Amazon, banned all models from their shelves until the manufacturers could prove that they went through the proper UL inspection procedures."

  22. They don't hover, anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These things are, like their inspiration, the Segway, a lot of silly crap. At least the Segway did not claim to hover.

  23. Call them FIREboards by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
    Because they never hover, but are often on fire.

    Media's obsession with the pleasant lie is something we may never solve, but we don't have to encourage them.

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  24. L. Neil Smith was right... by RecycledElectrons · · Score: 1

    It seems the libertarian Sci-Fi authors were right. It is illegal to redesign the skateboard with fewer wheels and add electric motors.

    LOL!

  25. reverse that ... by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    Is there a single safe federal government?

    43% of US voters view federal corruption as their main concern.

  26. UL = ripoff by stooo · · Score: 1

    >>The only reason UL exists is to generate income for UL. Having been through several "certification" cycles on various products, it's very clear that they exist only to run a highly-organized shakedown.
    That's true. UL is ripping off companies. The US market often does not accept the lawful alternatives (NRTLs), and often you have to explain US law to a US customer. Strange. FYI, a UL certification from UL costs 2-3 times more than the exact same certification according to the exact same UL/ISO/IEC standards from any other NRTL.

    >>UL, the organization in charge of certifying that products are safe for use.
    That's wrong. UL is one of the organizations that are allowed to certify according to "UL standards" ( which are now mostly IEC anyway)

    >>it urged them to make sure the scooters they make and sell comply with the safety standards set by Underwriters Laboratories
    NRTL safety tests are needed only in products used at the workplace. But it's good to have it NRTL certified for any product.

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