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Drinking More Coffee May Undo Liver Damage From Booze (usatoday.com)

schwit1 writes: Drinking more coffee might help reduce the kind of liver damage that's associated with overindulging in food and alcohol, a review of existing studies suggests. Researchers analyzed data from nine previously published studies with a total of more than 430,000 participants and found that drinking two additional cups of coffee a day was linked to a 44% lower risk of developing liver cirrhosis.

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  1. More 4 Loco? by misosoup7 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Jokes aside, this will probably lead more people to drink coffee and alcohol at the same time since they think they'll stay awake longer and be able to drink more. This is a bad idea actually since having a stimulant and a depressant can lead to heart attacks (in severe cases) or capillary damage (in less severe cases).

    1. Re:More 4 Loco? by HornWumpus · · Score: 5, Funny

      You better not be bad mouthing Irish coffee. The best drink ever invented.

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    2. Re:More 4 Loco? by PPH · · Score: 1

      drink coffee and alcohol at the same

      Drunk and wide awake. Can't think of a scarier way to go throughout life.

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    3. Re:More 4 Loco? by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Binge all night, sleep it off. Then take the morning after pill the next morning!

    4. Re:More 4 Loco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sober and wide awake is pretty scary. Especially these days.

    5. Re:More 4 Loco? by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Matilda Bay used to brew a coffee beer named Crema.

    6. Re:More 4 Loco? by grub · · Score: 5, Insightful


      Drunk and wide awake. Can't think of a scarier way to go throughout life.

      Lemmy did it with booze and speed. He certainly seemed to have enjoyed it.

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    7. Re:More 4 Loco? by Gumbercules!! · · Score: 1

      I imagine about 0.000001% of slashdot has heard of Matilda Bay. I certainly never expected to see Matty B referenced on /.

    8. Re:More 4 Loco? by Gumbercules!! · · Score: 1

      Sober and half asleep?

    9. Re:More 4 Loco? by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      One of the best things to come out of Fremantle but now it's brewed in the east, I think.

    10. Re: More 4 Loco? by Gumbercules!! · · Score: 1

      It is. I think Victoria.

    11. Re:More 4 Loco? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Lemmy only lived to 70. How long would he have lived without the booze and speed? (You call that living?!?)

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    12. Re:More 4 Loco? by Sax+Russell+5449D29A · · Score: 1

      Sober in a nightclub. Yup, that's the worst.

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    13. Re:More 4 Loco? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, right, because I'm sure a lot of slashdot readers actually need to take the "morning after pill"!!!

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    14. Re:More 4 Loco? by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Yes. One in a hundred million. Clearly.

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    15. Re:More 4 Loco? by arth1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lemmy only lived to 70. How long would he have lived without the booze and speed?

      How much would he have lived without booze and speed?

      (You call that living?!?)

      Yes, and so did he.

      Don't knock what you haven't tried. I'm sober out of necessity, but if I could, I'd be drunk and drugged every day for the rest of my life, noodling guitars and groupies. Even if my life got cut in half, it would be far more than twice as enjoyable. Even without the guitars and groupies.

    16. Re: More 4 Loco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Most hipster thread of the day award!

      CAPTCHA: contempt

    17. Re:More 4 Loco? by invictusvoyd · · Score: 1

      This is a bad idea actually since having a stimulant and a depressant can lead to heart attacks (in severe cases)

      BSD and Windows 10 at the same time ?

    18. Re:More 4 Loco? by Sir+Holo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Lemmy only lived to 70. How long would he have lived without the booze and speed? (You call that living?!?)

      Lemmy's last words were, "Fuck it. I've had a good run."

    19. Re:More 4 Loco? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Lemmy only lived to 70. How long would he have lived without the booze and speed? (You call that living?!?)

      Now that you mention it...

      http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix...

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    20. Re:More 4 Loco? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      One of the best things to come out of Fremantle but now it's brewed in the east, I think.

      Ahem,

      https://littlecreatures.com.au/venues/1-fremantle-brewery

      Admittedly, not much else comes out of Freo besides STDs.

      BTW, hardly surprised to find Aussies at the centre of this thread. Two things we do exceptionally well are Beer and Coffee.

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    21. Re:More 4 Loco? by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Ah yes but Little Creatures was founded by ex-staff of Matilda Bay.

    22. Re:More 4 Loco? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      Its awesome. Till you sober up. Now where is the whisky?

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    23. Re:More 4 Loco? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I started this:

      I was in Aus, 15 years ago (god damn I'm old, WTF happened?) the only coffee to be had was instant.

      The beer was OK I guess. Better than American can beer, but not by much. I'm not talking about the piss (Fosters) that's the same as American can beer.

      Not that American beer was all that great, 15 years ago the 'microbrew scene' was 1000 bad English style Brown Ales. To be fair they might have been a few good English style Brown Ales, but I got so sick of them, I hate them all now. Today it's, at least, diverse.

      I can finally get good fresh Pilsners/Pils in summer.

      You did make good tea though. Didn't expect you would all 'recon' so much. Must be Australian for the Canadian Eh.

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    24. Re:More 4 Loco? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I was in Aus, 15 years ago

      15 years is a long time.

      The coffee scene exploded out of Melbourne in the early to mid 2000's but Fosters hasn't been sold here for decades. That is the kind of beer we only export, nothing is too bad for the rest of the world.

      15 years ago (2001) you'd have VB as the bad beer closely followed by Toohey's Extra Dry (TED). Then the crappy beer brewed locally like West End (SA) Emu Export (WA) XXXX (QLD because the banana benders cant spell beer) and so fourth. So I have to call shenanigans on that part of the story. Beyond that we had a few good national breweries at that time, James Boag for one (15 years ago was about the time where they were taken over by a major beverage company, not sure which by Lion Nathan owns them now).

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    25. Re:More 4 Loco? by davester666 · · Score: 1

      only if you spit instead of swallow.

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    26. Re:More 4 Loco? by pbf · · Score: 1

      Capillary damage ? As in a really bad haircut... yeah that's definitely something we should avoid by all means!

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    27. Re:More 4 Loco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I always imagined his last words would be. "Hold my beer, I'm gonna show you something."

    28. Re:More 4 Loco? by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      I'm amazed he even made it to 70 with a lifestyle like that.

      http://www.metalinjection.net/...

      Party hard, indeed.

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    29. Re:More 4 Loco? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Only for a little while, you quickly develop a tolerance for it.

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    30. Re:More 4 Loco? by Kevin108 · · Score: 1

      Now every microbrew is in contest to see which can produce the bitterest IPA. My favorite watering hole gave up Yuengling and Shocktop in favor of a bad and worse IPA. I actually like mild IPAs but I'll be glad when the fad is over.

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    31. Re:More 4 Loco? by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Lemmy only lived to 70. How long would he have lived without the booze and speed? (You call that living?!?)

      Lemmy's last words were, "Fuck it. I've had a good run."

      You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
      But that's the way I like it baby,
      I don't wanna live for ever

      -Ace of Spades, Motorhead

    32. Re:More 4 Loco? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Not every microbrew. America now makes as good beer as anywhere. Including Germany.

      The slackers now are England and Ireland. I know people who actually think Guinness is good stout...

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    33. Re:More 4 Loco? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The logical explanation is you haven't tried an American beer in 30 years.

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    34. Re:More 4 Loco? by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      Well, some towns did make good beer (especially in the Midwest) but never on a large enough scale to export it much. The macrobreweries (from what I'm told) used to be better - not good, of course, but better. And the American beer scene is actually really damn good now. Arguably, since it doesn't have the strict purity laws, better than Germany's for sheer variety.

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    35. Re:More 4 Loco? by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      I, too, am eager for the hop race to end. I quite like the barrel-aging trend though. I also enjoy some very hoppy IPAs, but they really have to be balanced well, and most breweries don't do that. Dogfishhead 90 minute IPA is damn good though. And the black IPA that Founders makes is excellent.

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    36. Re:More 4 Loco? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Do you know what Irish coffee is?

      FYI I spent an evening trying all the German herb liquors. Trying to find one that was worse than Jagermeister. It's called Ratzenputz. Apparently that means 'clean you out', still have to figure out something to get back at my cousin.

      The Germans don't get why Americans drink Jager like it was something other than stomach tonic. But their kids have started to drink it as well.

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    37. Re:More 4 Loco? by Mitreya · · Score: 1

      Lemmy only lived to 70. How long would he have lived without the booze and speed?

      How much would he have lived without booze and speed?

      Wikipedia claims that he died from aggressive cancer.
      Therefore, he probably would have lived to about 70 either way.

    38. Re:More 4 Loco? by FunkDup · · Score: 1

      0.000001% of slashdot

      Isn't that less than one user?

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    39. Re:More 4 Loco? by Gumbercules!! · · Score: 1

      Yeah probably but I'm not being serious. Even still, Matlida Bay Brewery (previously, a small, boutique brewery in Perth, Western Australia), wasn't something I ever expected to see here. :-P

    40. Re:More 4 Loco? by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1
      Which "Wikipedia" are you getting that from?

      The Wikipedia that I have access to says differently:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenny_Bruce

      On August 3, 1966, a bearded Lenny Bruce was found dead in the bathroom of his Hollywood Hills home at 8825 W. Hollywood Blvd.[48] The official photo, taken at the scene, showed Bruce lying naked on the floor, a syringe and burned bottle cap nearby, along with various other narcotics paraphernalia. According to legend, a policeman at the scene said, "There is nothing sadder than an aging hipster", which itself was possibly one of Bruce's lines.[49] Record producer Phil Spector, a friend of Bruce's, bought the negatives of the photographs to keep them from the press. The official cause of death was "acute morphine poisoning caused by an accidental overdose."[50]

    41. Re:More 4 Loco? by Mitreya · · Score: 1
    42. Re:More 4 Loco? by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      Ooohhhhh! Lemmy not Lenny.

      My eyes! I can't tell the difference between "m" and "n" anymore. Time to embiggen the font.

      I guess that "Lenny" in the context of booze and drugs could mean only one thing to my generation.

    43. Re:More 4 Loco? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      All German beer crap you say.

      No accounting for taste. Leaves more for me.

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  2. So... by msauve · · Score: 5, Funny

    Irish Coffee, anyone?

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    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      1. It's not particularly original or clever.
      2. Reddit? WTF? The article was on USA Today, there's no link to Reddit.
      3. There's no karma associated with a +1 Funny moderation.
      4. Fuck off.

    2. Re:So... by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      It's also cheaper than Starbucks.

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    3. Re:So... by msauve · · Score: 1

      Starbucks has coffee? Every time I look at the menu, I only see "Iced Carmel Frappe Latte Macchioto Mocha" and other tutti-frutti stuff. And, they don't seem to understand the words small, medium, or large.

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    4. Re:So... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Now I've heard everything. Aussies bragging on their instant coffee...damn tea drinkers.

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    5. Re:So... by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Well you'd think Seattle, SB's birthplace, would be overrun by sugary caffeinated milk. But it has a number of independent coffee shops where one can get a proper flat white or long mac.

      Vancouver, north of the border, seems to have imported the full bearded and tattooed hipster single origin experience, that would make Brunswick baristas blush.

    6. Re:So... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Coffee in the USA, like the beer, only comes in extremes. It's either totally undrinkable, or really good. The difficulty is finding the good places, but fortunately the Internet is good at that. And with at leat 5 hours of jetlag whenever I visit, I always have an hour or two in the morning before anyone else is awake to find a decent coffee shop that I can be at just as it opens. So far the only place where I've not found a decent coffee place within easy walking distance of my hotel was Austin (I did find good coffee places, but nowhere was within easy walking distance of anywhere else in Austin), and in San Diego is was largely a coincidence that I happened to be near one. I think my favourite coffee shop was in Jacksonville, which had several kinds of decent coffee and a huge second-hand bookshop attached to the shop. The hotel 'proudly served Starbucks,' so it was worth the 15 minute stroll each way a couple of times a day to stock up.

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    7. Re:So... by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      Taken from here:

      [CSI at Starbucks]

      "Ma'am you've been robbed. Suspect is at large."

      Barista: At what?

      "At large"

      At what?

      "At venti?"

      OMG HOW AWFUL!!!

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  3. Probably by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    Coffee makes you pee a lot. This helps flush out the liver and kidneys. I am not a Doctor, but I use Twitter, can't you tell?

    1. Re:Probably by msauve · · Score: 1

      Beer makes you pee a lot.

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    2. Re:Probably by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      So what you are saying is that beer helps the liver? I believe it. I read it here on the Internet.

    3. Re:Probably by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      Coffee makes you pee a lot. This helps flush out the liver and kidneys. I am not a Doctor, but I use Twitter, can't you tell?

      Sounds close enough. I am a Doctor, but the other kind

      Anyone who takes the article as guidance, though, should also strongly consider the effects of acetaminophen (paracetamol, Tylenol) when ingested with alcohol, or the morning after. In short, the pair's metabolisation chains interfere with one another, leading to the formation of kidney/liver-damaging products in the blood.

    4. Re: Probably by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      You mean you travel trough space and time?

      Yes, I actually do travel through space, AND through time. My choice in travel along x, y, & z, axes is on the whole, pretty much up to me.

      But I am also a time traveler!! But, alas, I have a constant velocity along the axis (or arrow) of time. I can change that only slightly, by dilation during near-space orbiting, or even barely detectable through extensive long-haul airline travel. For all my efforts, I can, from my frame of reference, only dilate time – never shorten it.

      +

  4. I think I've covered by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    all of /. and half of fark with my morning intake. I can probably knock out the rest of fark this afternoon if there's something good on TV.

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  5. Not the best plan. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you need caffeine to function normally, you have a problem. Looking for excuses to consume more is a poor excuse for taking action about over-consumption of booze or food. Only ad addict would take this as the solution.

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    1. Re:Not the best plan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you need caffeine to function normally, you have a problem. Looking for excuses to consume more is a poor excuse for taking action about over-consumption of booze or food. Only ad addict would take this as the solution.

      i bet you are SOOO much fun at parties

    2. Re:Not the best plan. by kuzb · · Score: 1

      Maybe you could start a movement to take that away from us along with everything else. I sure am looking forward to your safety scissors world.

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    3. Re:Not the best plan. by kuzb · · Score: 1

      She doesn't have a problem! She can quit crystal meth any time she wants!

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    4. Re:Not the best plan. by ProzacPatient · · Score: 1

      If you need caffeine to function normally, you have a problem.

      I drink coffee because I enjoy the aroma and flavor and it gives me a perk up in the morning. However, to an extent you have a point; if you need excessive amounts of caffeine to function it may be a sign of an underlying problem such as, for example; one's thyroid or adrenal glands not functioning properly or even depression. See a physician for an exam.

    5. Re:Not the best plan. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

      I quit drinking coffee cold turkey a year ago because 5 cups in the morning wasn't helping me stay awake. I tried a cup 10 days later, and it reminded me of my first taste of coffee - bloody gross. Not even tempted. I just don't miss it, not even when sitting at the keyboard. But to answer your question, I had been drinking coffee for more than 30 years.

      As for booze, what booze? Same with soft drinks - what soft drinks? It's amazing how bad a diet soft drink tastes if you haven't had one for a while. And how overly sweet to the point of disgusting a non-diet one tastes.

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    6. Re:Not the best plan. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Maybe you could start a movement to take that away from us along with everything else. I sure am looking forward to your safety scissors world.

      How about we just replace coffee with sex? More health benefits, you'll sleep better, and a lot more fun than a cup of coffee.

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    7. Re:Not the best plan. by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      What's the point of caffeine if it only makes you perform normally? I drink caffeine to perform better than normal.

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    8. Re:Not the best plan. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Shitty coffee always tastes shitty, no matter how much coffee I drink. Likewise, good coffee always tastes good, no matter how little I drink. It's fucking amazing how bad mainstream coffee is. I know what a hipster I sound like, but I grew up drinking coffee from a competent local roaster, it was kind of ubiquitous in Santa Cruz. You can get OK coffee in supermarkets though, there's really nothing wrong with it if you pick wisely.

      As for diet soft drinks, if you get a chance and the inclination, try Zevia's root beer. It is fairly fantastic. Their ginger ale is also acceptable. The other flavors I found to be quite meh.

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    9. Re:Not the best plan. by hey! · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, while I agree with you in principle, coffee is an outlier. After decades of trying to find the cloud to go with the silver lining researchers have been unable to find much evidence for serious harm from sustained heavy coffee usage. You won't get high blood pressure or ulcers; and far from causing cancer there is now solid evidence that coffee protects you from liver and pancreatic cancers.

      As for the caffeine, the only serious issue still on the table is possibly higher miscarriage rates. Aside from that the negative effects of caffeine are minor: sleeplessness if taken too late, jitteriness if taken in unaccustomed amounts, withdrawal if you decide to go cold turkey. So don't go cold turkey, drink away and enjoy the benefits.

      Now I've made lifestyle changes which have for the most part eliminated my craving for caffeine. Since there's diabetes in my family I've lost weight, increased exercise, and improved my diet. Consequently I don't need caffeine to power through my afternoon fog any more; I can take it or leave it. But the evidence for the health benefits of coffee are so overwhelming -- particularly for liver and pancreatic function -- that I've deliberately reintroduced heavy coffee drinking to my daily routine. I brew about 60-90 grams of grounds every day by various methods -- the equivalent of about 4-6 cups of drip coffee. If I have to skip I miss it, but because of the other changes I've made a day without coffee is not the brain-numbing torture it once would have been.

      If Dr. Oz claimed that something does all the good things coffee does with so few drawbacks, I'd chalk it up to him being a lying bastard. But coffee's the real deal.

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    10. Re:Not the best plan. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's wise to avoid going cold turkey on coffee. It's one way to get long term migraines that are tough to clear up.

      Doesn't happen if you wean off coffee slowly.

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    11. Re:Not the best plan. by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      If you need caffeine to function normally, you have a problem. Looking for excuses to consume more is a poor excuse for taking action about over-consumption of booze or food. Only ad addict would take this as the solution.

      Sorry, I'm not following you.

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    12. Re:Not the best plan. by omnichad · · Score: 1

      I can second Zevia. And not even because it's "diet" but because it doesn't have an overly sweet flavor.

    13. Re:Not the best plan. by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      I don't need caffeine to function, I need it to pay my mortgage... without it, I'd get fired from my job!

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    14. Re:Not the best plan. by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      And I won't get any of it. Pass.

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    15. Re:Not the best plan. by kuzb · · Score: 2

      The problem with your argument is right now I can have both, and I don't see any reason to sacrifice either. So, while you're depriving yourself, I'll be getting the best of all worlds!

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    16. Re:Not the best plan. by kuzb · · Score: 2

      It's not that one can't give up coffee, it's that there's literally no reason to. Personally I love my coffee, and I hate how everyone is constantly trying to strip the things I love out of my life. It's too short for that nonsense.

      Also, when I'm so old I can't get it up, or my looks go to shit - as will happen to us all at some point - I'll still have glorious coffee. I don't understand why we're all trying to live forever anyway. That's not happening. Plus, if it's taking any years off my life, it'll be the ones at the end - the ones where we have an impressive change of winding up as retirement home invalids. I'd honestly rather be dead than wind up like that anyway.

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    17. Re:Not the best plan. by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      What's the point of caffeine if it only makes you perform normally? I drink caffeine to perform better than normal.

      Well, this is only possible if you're not an addict. If you drink caffeine regularly, the best it will do for you is get you back to baseline ("normal"), not exceed it.

    18. Re:Not the best plan. by germansausage · · Score: 1

      I fucking love coffee. Once a week I hit 49th Parallel Coffee Roasters for a small 4 shot Americano. Wicked strong, intense flavor and aroma, unhallowed levels of caffeine stimulation. Pure coffee bliss. I don't need it, but I sure enjoy the hell out of it.

    19. Re:Not the best plan. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      That varies a lot between people. Some people don't suffer from any physical symptoms of caffeine withdrawal at all. For a very small number, it's only slightly less bad than heroin withdrawal. Most people are somewhere on this spectrum.

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    20. Re:Not the best plan. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The problem with your argument is right now I can have both

      Yes, but it's really hard to avoid spilling the coffee.

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    21. Re:Not the best plan. by kuzb · · Score: 1

      After enough sex you'll inevitably wind up having a child - that's around the time when you discover just how amazing unspillable sippy cups are.

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    22. Re:Not the best plan. by kuzb · · Score: 1

      ...must be time for a coffee break!

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    23. Re:Not the best plan. by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm sorry to hear that; but you can go de-caff and still get the befits of the phenols and terpenes in coffee.

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    24. Re:Not the best plan. by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      5 cups in the morning is extremely excessive. You could have cut that down to 1 or 2 cups a day and had all the health benefits of drinking coffee, without the jitters and other drawbacks of a large coffee intake.

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      Eat the rich.
    25. Re:Not the best plan. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I don't need caffeine to function, I need it to pay my mortgage... without it, I'd get fired from my job!

      If you need drugs to help you function at work there's something wrong either with you or your work.

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    26. Re:Not the best plan. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. This is one of the tricky things with both medicine and herbal remedies.

      Something may work wonderfully for one person, be ineffective for another, and injurious or even (rarely) deadly to someone else.

      For example alcohol is really bad for some people due to their heritage.

      The thing about the migraines is- they can last for years (and rarely for the rest of the person's life) so very high cost even if the risk is moderate.

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    27. Re:Not the best plan. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      I was trying to stay awake past noon. No jitters or anything - it just didn't work.Side effect of medication, and I'm not stopping the medication without the doctor's orders - I'm not that crazy :-)

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    28. Re:Not the best plan. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      You spelled Atheist wrong ... Mormons hate people like me.

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    29. Re:Not the best plan. by WiPEOUT · · Score: 1

      If you need caffeine to function normally, you have a problem

      ... which could be being a parent to a young child and thereby regularly deprived of sleep. A terrible addiction, procreation.

    30. Re:Not the best plan. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Babies sleep better in bed with their parents. It's now called co-sleeping or some other weird name.

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    31. Re:Not the best plan. by someoneOtherThanMe · · Score: 1

      But parents fuck better without babies in their beds. It's called "having a sex life".

    32. Re:Not the best plan. by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      But parents fuck better without babies in their beds. It's called "having a sex life".

      You've obviously never had kids. So naive ... your day may come. :-)

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  6. I just can't by wickerprints · · Score: 1

    Props to all the folks out there who can actually drink two cups of coffee a day, but I can't even tolerate one. As for decaf? Nope, I get the coffee shits. And it's not because of the caffeine, because I can have an energy drink without feeling like I'm pooping out my bloody entrails.

    But it's all rather academic anyway, since I don't drink alcohol either. I'm the life of the party, I know.

    1. Re:I just can't by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Two cups a day? Pffft.

      Try 5 or 6. I think my record is 8, when I had a ten hour day at work.

    2. Re:I just can't by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      8? Before breakfast...

      I had to switch to much stronger coffee. Now I get by on one (about 32 oz) coffee. It's about 90 weight.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    3. Re:I just can't by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Two cups a day? Pffft.

      Try 5 or 6. I think my record is 8

      I used to drink 3-4 kettles a day, and more on weekends.
      I prefer kettle brewed coffee. Copper kettle, and a piece of fish skin (it acts as a catalyst, and the suds fall to the bottom).

      On Mondays, i used to stumble into the office, eat two spoonfuls of instant coffee, and bend my head down to the hot water tap to wash it down.
      Yes, I'm a sysadmin, why do you ask?

    4. Re:I just can't by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Nope, I get the coffee shits.

      That's a feature, not a bug.

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  7. It's about time. by rmdingler · · Score: 1

    After all the studies that suggest every single thing I enjoy is bad for me, here's one for the plus column.

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    Ernest Hemingway

    1. Re:It's about time. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      After all the studies that suggest every single thing I enjoy is bad for me, here's one for the plus column.

      I keep waiting for the study that says online porn and video poker are good for you.

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    2. Re:It's about time. by unrtst · · Score: 1

      I keep waiting for the study that says online porn and video poker are good for you.

      Wait no longer.
      http://lmgtfy.com/?q=porn+foun...

    3. Re:It's about time. by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Heh. If consumed in appropriate quantities, online porn and video poker should leave you without the funds, time, and energy to do yourself much harm.

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  8. Well now I have my evening planned.. by toonces33 · · Score: 1

    Coffee at work, and booze at home.

  9. Some people just live on no matter what. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why is it the bitter ones that always live forever?

    I've met some cranky old farts I'd swear were fuled by booze, kept their heart beating with black coffee, glued together by cigarette tar, and given the will to live by the sheer resentment they have for their fellow man.

  10. what happens when you don't drink by The_Rook · · Score: 1

    you're more than fine. you'll have a super liver.

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  11. Warming up the espresso machine right now. by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    Best news I've heard all year.

  12. Balanced Overundulgance by andrzej.w.lipski · · Score: 1

    This just goes to show you that you need a well balanced amount of overindulgence.

  13. That's hard to do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "found that drinking two additional cups of coffee a day was linked to a 44% lower risk of developing liver cirrhosis."

    I don't know if I could drink two additional cups, my limit is the 8 I already drink.

  14. Yet Another Coffee Study by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Over the last 30 years or so I keep seeing studies on coffee that are all over the map.

    One says it's good, another bad, another good, another bad, etc.

    In general it seems to roughly average out: coffee screws up half your organs but helps the other half.

    It's thus roughly neutral, health-wise. I take it to stay awake through boring tasks, not for health.

    By the way, if you are susceptible to kidney stones, drink a lot of water with coffee.

  15. Call ne an addict!!! by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    I do cardio 4 times per week for 45-75 min (eliptical/bike) in winter and (trails/stairs) around my house in summer/not raining/cold. I got plenty of energy but I like to feel more so I drink a few cups of coffee or small energy drink. Mind you I can get the same energy drink effect with either just tourine or + coffee.

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    1. Re:Call ne an addict!!! by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Call ne an addict!!!

      Perhaps not. But I will call you one of the Knights Who Say Ne.

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    2. Re:Call ne an addict!!! by future+assassin · · Score: 1

      So in other words your body doesn't get enough sleep (or you're too dehydrated when you go to sleep) and you use caffeine to reduce your mental fog which you mistakenly call low energy. Caffeine doesn't give you energy, it numbs your brain so you don't feel your actual state.

      Hmm no drink about 2-4L of water per day. At least 1L during cardio. Normally drink about 1L a few hours before I go to bed. Use to it now and can sleep all night with out having to go and urinate.

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  16. Re:Correlation is not causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Are you suggesting that maybe having a lower risk of developing cirrhosis somehow causes someone to drink more coffee? Or that there's an underlying mechanism that causes someone to drink more coffee while lowering the risk of developing cirrhosis? What form would such a mechanism take?

    Correlation does not imply causation, but it does waggle it's eyebrows suggestively in the direction of causation while feigning a cough.

  17. Re: Define cup by omnichad · · Score: 1

    A shot of real coffee is 2 oz. A cup of that is at least 2-3 shots.

  18. Re:Correlation is not causality by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Very hard to do since people stick a lot of stuff in their mouths. About the only thing to do is stack up a lot of data until the noise from other variables has less of an effect.

  19. Study funded by? by John+Allsup · · Score: 2

    I can just imagine reading a paper concluding the above, with a footnote reading 'this research was part sponsored by Kenco and Carlsberg'...

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  20. An interesting piece of data for idiots to misuse by AbRASiON · · Score: 1, Informative

    Well I guess the article clarifies that coffee in moderation has some positive effects, (I know I started drinking it again after reading some articles, but I'm a 2 day, black only guy, fuck the extra calories from sugar and milk)

    That being said, I mean if you actually give 2 shits about your liver, you'd be far better off switching to a diet low in carbs / packaged food and seriously increase your vegetable and fibre intake. In my case my GammaGT was 167 (it's meant to be 51) so I did some reading, ate a lot of veggies, consumed a lot of beetroot (in smoothies with spinach, lemon, kale, etc blah) and within 6 months my liver was ridiculously healthy. I took it from fatty liver (external only luckily) to pretty healthy.

    Basically, if the food you're eating comes from a packet you're probably not helping (with some exceptions) as for the coffee, perhaps it'll help, even more? In moderation I'm sure.

  21. I don't drink coffee and beat hep by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

    I picked up hepatitis when I was 5 living in Turkey, and again just as I left Vietnam; was never told what type.

    I recently had an extensive blood test to see just what I did have and where it was.
    Hepatitis A and B but just traces of the target, they were all but gone.

    Caffeine of course it's everywhere but not any coffee, just don't care for it.

  22. Correlations are Fun! by Irate+Engineer · · Score: 1

    But what if this means that people who drink heavily who suddenly replace their breakfast fifth of whiskey with a pot of coffee allow their livers to actually have two alcohol-free minutes to function and repair? And people who also replace their liquid lunch with another pot of coffee are affording even more time for the liver to repair?

    I don't think this paper has validated coffee as a magical elixir that repairs your liver, boosts your Strength attribute to 5 and Vitality to 4, and gives you Alcohol Immunity. Some mechanisms are posited but it's a meta-analysis of correlated data, no validation of mechanism. It may just be that someone who can manage to drink anything other than alcohol for part of the day improves liver function vs. when they were boozing all the time.

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  23. Re:Prediciton by mixmasta · · Score: 1

    I forsee a lot of alert drunks in the future.

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  24. a better link by swell · · Score: 1
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  25. Follow the grant money by CeasedCaring · · Score: 1

    Follow the grant money, all the way to Starbucks!

  26. eh by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

    "Researchers analyzed data from nine previously published studies with a total of more than 430,000 participants and found that drinking two additional cups of coffee a day was linked to a 44% lower risk of developing liver cirrhosis."

    Were the people who were drinking that extra two cuppas drinking less booze as well?

    Causation, correlation, etc., etc...

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  27. Re:An interesting piece of data for idiots to misu by MightyDrunken · · Score: 1

    Ok, and what will you do with your healthy liver now?

    Pickle it for posterity.

  28. Re:An interesting piece of data for idiots to misu by shabble · · Score: 1

    Well I guess the article clarifies that coffee in moderation has some positive effects...

    So does drinking in moderation. Google 'alcohol j-graph'.

    http://pubs.niaaa.nih.gov/publ... for example. Graph at http://pubs.niaaa.nih.gov/publ...

    Moderate drinkers are less likely to suffer from an early death or various diseases, and it's not until you get to around 80g/ day of ethanol (8 UK alcohol units, 4.6 US alcohol units) that you are back to the same risk level of a tee-totaller.

  29. Does anyone actually do basic research anymore? by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

    It seems like everything that comes out now is just a "review of existing studies." Didn't science used to involve actual experiments and tests?

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    1. Re:Does anyone actually do basic research anymore? by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but reviewing existing studies a) is a lot cheaper, and b) sometimes gives you enough evidence to ask for money to do it properly. Grant reviewers are a lot more likely to give you money if you can give some sort of empirical evidence that your idea is going in the right direction.

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  30. Re:Correlation is not causality by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Correlation absolutely implies causation. It just doesn't tell you what direction it's in or whether there's a third party involved.

  31. Confirming Existing Habits = good by Khadgar · · Score: 1

    I get healthier every day by looking for studies that confirm habits I already have. I haven't changed anything I do in a while, but with every article I find I get scientifically more healthy.

    Beer (moderation) = good CHECK
    Coffee = good CHECK
    Video games != violent CHECK

    Now I'm looking for
    Bacon = good ... anybody?

  32. AA meetings by DFDumont · · Score: 1

    I guess that's why all AA meetings serve coffee

  33. Grad student by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 2

    As a grad student, I guess my liver is safe!

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  34. Re:Correlation is not causality by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

    Correlation is not causality. And yet people fall for this type of stuff all the time. Wake me up when they produce an actual, double-blind and verified study.

    While that's true, it'd take a lot of money and time to set up a real blind study (can't really do a double-blind study when the participants are either drinking coffee or not). If you have sufficient data from the other studies, you can control reasonably well for other effects. It's not as good as a prospective blinded study, but it's not nothing either. Practically speaking, this is about as good as it gets without some sort of totalitarian dictatorship enforcing clinical trial participation.

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  35. Re:An interesting piece of data for idiots to misu by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    Interesting moderation on this post, curious who is having a whinge and why.