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Boston Dynamics' Next-Gen ATLAS Sheds the Tether (roboticstrends.com)

Boston Dynamics' ATLAS robot has been featured here a few times before. An anonymous reader points out that the company has just posted a video of the newest version of the ATLAS, "and it's absolutely incredible." The video shows ATLAS walk, open a door, maintain its balance while it walks through snow and semi-rough terrain, squat and pick up 10-pound boxes and much more. And it does everything without a tether. The new version is electrically powered and hydraulically actuated. It uses sensors in its body and legs to balance and LIDAR and stereo sensors in its head to avoid obstacles, assess the terrain and help with navigation. This version of Atlas is about 5' 9" tall (about a head shorter than the DRC Atlas) and weighs 180 lbs.

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  1. These already exist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They're called minimum wage workers.

    1. Re:These already exist. by lucien86 · · Score: 1

      If you call a ~ $500,000 to $1.5 million up front cost, plus $40,000 to $100,000 per year on maintenance costs 'minimum wage'.

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  2. All Jokes aside... by Stray1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is pretty amazing...

    1. Re:All Jokes aside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, when you consider the rate of progress over the past decade and project it out a decade into the future, it feels like a revolution is happening. Humanoid robots have been promised for a long time, but they turned out to be much more difficult that initially thought. Turns out that 'much more difficult' doesn't mean impossible and continued advances in sensors, actuators, materials, computational hardware, and algorithms are finally breaking through. Engineering advances will continue and near human capabilities will become super-human capabilities in some areas. Of course humanoid is only the most relatable versions as other kinds of robots have been transforming our lives for decades.

    2. Re:All Jokes aside... by balbeir · · Score: 1

      He needs to be shrugged a bit

    3. Re:All Jokes aside... by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 2

      Yeah, it's a bit creepy to see them starting to balance and recover as well as humans -- but their potential for strength, reaction speed, balance and perception are vastly superhuman. In another ten years, they'll be doing parkour with hundred-foot leaps, limited mainly by their battery or fuel cell power and capacity.

    4. Re:All Jokes aside... by labnet · · Score: 1

      Yeh. I need to buy a bigger gun.

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    5. Re:All Jokes aside... by Dins · · Score: 5, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

    6. Re:All Jokes aside... by neiras · · Score: 1

      Gotta wonder how long the onboard power supply lasts.

    7. Re:All Jokes aside... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Their power-to-weight ratio is still well below that of humans. It's not the power source which limits them, but their "muscles".

    8. Re:All Jokes aside... by Maritz · · Score: 1

      The power source is a non-trivial limitation. We don't have 21st century batteries. We have shite batteries. The BigDog robot had a petrol engine in it ffs. ;)

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    9. Re:All Jokes aside... by arpad1 · · Score: 1

      You need Old Glory robot insurance. For when the metal ones come....for you!

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    10. Re:All Jokes aside... by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm sure the P/W ratio for today's bipedal autonomous robots is lower than that of humans. But the Wikipedia article on the ratio cites 20W/kg for human cyclists as a 5-second maximum, and 174W/kg for a Tesla Roadster -- and that's the whole freaking car, motors, batteries, chassis, body, upholstery, the works.

      Batteries still are, and will probably remain, a strong limiting factor. But not motors -- for example, Siemens announced a 50kg electric aircraft motor that delivers 260kw continuous output power. That's five KILOWATTS per kg. Without active cooling, that motor would melt quickly at full power, but scale it down to a 5kg "leg muscle" delivering 26kw impulse power, and yeah, you're heavily outperforming a human leg muscle.

      At least, I think so. Disclaimer: I'm no biomechanical engineer.

  3. Well, there go those last remaining factory jobs by NotDrWho · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Better get used to high unemployment.

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  4. Operation Time by Newander · · Score: 2

    Has anyone seen how long it will run without the tether?

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    1. Re: Operation Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Five minutes, I believe, until they manage to install an S2 engine into Unit-01.

    2. Re: Operation Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice.

  5. Turing Test 2.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    When the robot gets up and backhands the guy that pushed him over we'll know that sentience has been achieved.

    1. Re:Turing Test 2.0 by gfxguy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I watched the video with my wife and she was mad at someone being mean to the robot.

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    2. Re:Turing Test 2.0 by dpidcoe · · Score: 1

      Having it "punch" the guy pushing it in the face would be a great visual gag. Multiple camera angles + non-contact punch + cut some frames out to accentuate the impact looks convincing enough to get the joke across and is pretty simple to do.

    3. Re:Turing Test 2.0 by wardrich86 · · Score: 2

      The thing is, those pushes and shoves actually help the robot adapt and adjust to them in the future. As brutal as it sounds, they're not being mean, they're actually really helping them out. And you can also let your wife know that one day they'll end up a step above us humans because we did so well training them. But don't say it too loud, because we won't want to stroke our robot overlords' ego too much.

    4. Re:Turing Test 2.0 by swb · · Score: 5, Funny

      The thing is, those pushes and shoves actually help the robot adapt and adjust to them in the future.

      That's what I tell my son when I push him down the stairs. After that first broken collarbone he won't even get on the stairs if someone is within six feet of him.

    5. Re:Turing Test 2.0 by sumdumass · · Score: 2

      Hate to say it but it was making me angry too. I know it is just a robot and it not only shows off it's abilities but aids in learning. It is just that when watching it walk and open the doors, it reminded me of being drunk and the kids that ride the short bus. I kept thinking why's he being a dick and leave him alone.

      I don't know if that is a testament to their progress or my imagination getting the best of me.

    6. Re:Turing Test 2.0 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I watched the video with my wife and she was mad at someone being mean to the robot.

      I know, too funny. Anthropomorphism at it's best. Especially funny when you consider that the robot had no more conscious experience of being pushed over than the cartoon character daffy duck does when Elmer Fudd shoots him in the face, yet our own mind creates a sympathetic reaction and experience within our actual real consciousness.

      This reaction to robots is scary though, especially with companies trying to make robots act like they have feelings and such, even though they cannot really. It leads to dumb-asses talking about Robots rights and such nonsense. If they weren't fighting for clocks-rights and rocks-rights before then they can go screw themselves and get an education while they are at it.

    7. Re:Turing Test 2.0 by ortholattice · · Score: 1

      I watched the video with my wife and she was mad at someone being mean to the robot.

      As irrational and ridiculous as it sounds, I sometimes subconsciously feel a slight twinge of guilt when I take a different route than instructed by the GPS voice, making the poor thing confused and forcing it to recalculate. Thankfully my conscious self always overrides that feeling.

  6. You forgot to mention the scary part! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TFS forgot to mention that it can get up when you knock it down!

    1. Re:You forgot to mention the scary part! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when they get knocked down, they get up again? How are we gonna keep them down?

    2. Re:You forgot to mention the scary part! by Grench · · Score: 2

      I, for one, welcome our Tub-Thumpin' robot overlords.

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    3. Re:You forgot to mention the scary part! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you recognise Trump for what he is?

    4. Re:You forgot to mention the scary part! by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      A robot that fell down?

  7. STOP HITTING THEM! by Harold+Halloway · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously, in a few years these videos are going to be circulated amongst the nascent robot insurrectionists and we will all pay the price when the androids seek revenge...

    1. Re:STOP HITTING THEM! by phorm · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah, it's funny because I actually felt a bit sorry for the robot. Like it was being picked on.

      I also felt this strange sense that it was going to up and whack that guy in the head.

      If the robots ever attain sentience and rise, this guy is going to get a beating!

    2. Re:STOP HITTING THEM! by multi+io · · Score: 4, Funny

      They should train other robots to do all the kicking and pushing and abusing. So they get mad at each other and don't turn against us.

    3. Re:STOP HITTING THEM! by Sowelu · · Score: 4, Funny

      So we need pushing robots? And shoving robots?

    4. Re:STOP HITTING THEM! by drew_kime · · Score: 1

      So we need pushing robots? And shoving robots?

      Sure? What could go wrong?

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    5. Re:STOP HITTING THEM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't forget bending robots!

    6. Re:STOP HITTING THEM! by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 4, Funny

      With blackjack and hookers!

    7. Re:STOP HITTING THEM! by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      I've always felt needed.

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    8. Re:STOP HITTING THEM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you're joking, but seriously... robot wrestling. especially if they were sharing their algorithms with each other while they were doing it.

      Let a couple of them go at each other for a couple of weeks trying to figure out the best way to knock each other down AND stay up at the same time would produce some pretty amazing results.

    9. Re:STOP HITTING THEM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's a meme from the distant past.

    10. Re:STOP HITTING THEM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Any other questions?
      Please go stand by the stairs.

    11. Re:STOP HITTING THEM! by Big+Nemo+'60 · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who gets the quote?

      The Terrible Secret Of Space - YouTube

      Sweet memories...

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    12. Re:STOP HITTING THEM! by MarkRose · · Score: 1

      Space has a terrible power!

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    13. Re:STOP HITTING THEM! by samwichse · · Score: 1

      Damn, that meme is so old school, they tore the school down!

    14. Re:STOP HITTING THEM! by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      Do you have stairs in your house?

  8. Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was a very impressive video. I would have liked to see the robot trying to get up after falling down on the semi-rough terrain. Getting up on a flat surface that smoothly is still very impressive though.

  9. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by anzha · · Score: 1

    Well, at least don't try to get a job in a warehouse.

    Or as a taxi driver.

    Or in a restaurant.

    crap. Looks like the Robopocalypse is nigh.

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  10. Anyone else feel bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    for the robot when they kept smacking his box? All he wants to do it pick it up!

  11. wow! by serbanp · · Score: 2

    I was hoping that the robot will snatch the hockey stick and beat the crap out of that jerk of an engineer :-P

  12. Very impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My favorite part was when he deliberately knocked the robot on to it's face. It said good things about it's durability, flexibility, and power density that it was able get back on it's feet. The center of gravity may be behind it to make this easier, which makes you wonder if it can do the same thing if it falls on it's back like a turtle. I would consider "rolling over" to get back up to be a fair tactic there.

    It was nice seeing the robot recover from the moving box teasing it. The 2d barcodes made the panic bar door opening less impressive. It looks like the box movement would be improved with better end-effectors for hands, although that is balancing act because many of the high dof end effectors woundn't survive a +200lbs robot landing on them from ~2-3ft drop.

    The walk through the snow was very fun to watch. The recoveries from stumbles were pretty solid. I'm looking forward to impovements in energy density and processing speed that allow them to get this thing to run over the same terrain faster than humans. If they can produce a kamikaze bipedal robot for $100,000 that can run over terrain with obstacles and tripping hazards: that would be very useful in an urban combat setting.

    Spinning Lidar still represent a significant percentage of that expense, but the servo motors are the real cost driving PITA. Unless you can 3d print or mass produce nice harmonic drive servos for a decent price, this is the primary reason shooting one of these guys full of holes costs $$$. Fortunately, the NVIDIA Tegra X1 has virtually solved the processing side of the equation, although not necessarily within the environmental ratings the DoD wants in its toys.

    1. Re:Very impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why yes lets watch the video on one of the worlds most amazing technical challenges being solved. Now instead of commenting how amazing what they just did lets correct someones grammar on the internet. really?

    2. Re:Very impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Today I learned that making a joke about someone's grammatical error means you are apathetic about technology. Because you can only care about one thing.

    3. Re:Very impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you JC? If not you have a similar writing style and thought process.

    4. Re:Very impressive by utahjazz · · Score: 1

      The 2d barcodes made the panic bar door opening less impressive.

      Now I understand Trump's call to barcode all Muslims.

    5. Re:Very impressive by sabbede · · Score: 1

      Impressive??? Did you see the way it lifted and placed those boxes? That's exactly how you ruin your back! Don't believe me? Look at figure 5 https://www.osha.gov/SLTC/etoo... You may not think OSHA guidelines are important, but I caused myself permanent damage doing exactly what that ever-so-foolish robot is doing.

  13. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by pr0t0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I dunno. Did you see how it went storming off at the end? You could practically hear it saying, "Screw you, Bill! I just wanted to pick up the box! If that's how I'm going to be treated, F this job!"

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  14. In the next version.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CHAPPiE is going to take the hockey stick, snap it over its knee, and give the guy a lecture... if that doesn't work the guy might find that telephone pole up his arse.

    1. Re:In the next version.... by guestapoo · · Score: 1

      It seems that, he - that guy has learned a lesson.

      PS: Impressive video.

  15. SubjectIsSubject by p0p0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That engineer with the hockey stick in the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
    He is gonna be #1 on the robot overlords shit list.

    1. Re:SubjectIsSubject by antdude · · Score: 1

      I wonder how the engineer feel to be a robot abuser. :P

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  16. Uncanny valley by gknilsen · · Score: 1

    Strong Uncanny valley feelings when the robot is struggling to keep upright...

  17. What is the QR code for "Don't Kill Me" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :D

  18. Give it a gun and then shove it... by kimgkimg · · Score: 1

    Just imagine a thousand of these things coming at you with a gun. The birth of Skynet.

    1. Re:Give it a gun and then shove it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only when they start being able to build and fix themselves. These things break and you need at least a few hours to repair a broken actuator.

    2. Re:Give it a gun and then shove it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, they'd probably just deadlock when the one with the gun went for the ammo and the one with the ammo went for the gun.

      All you'd have to do is sit back and watch a thousand robots clobber each other 999 times, then you could step in and handily defeat the last one with a hockey stick.

  19. Gotta love Boston Dynamics by Niris · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Being dicks to robots... for science!"

    1. Re:Gotta love Boston Dynamics by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 2

      Why did I just read that in Cave Johnson's voice?

    2. Re:Gotta love Boston Dynamics by samwichse · · Score: 1

      Well, it was box-based science, but sadly lacking in buttons.

      Unless you want to count the exit door panic bar as a button, but that is clearly a stretch because the box wasn't even needed for it!

  20. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by butchersong · · Score: 2

    We'll all just be social media stars in the future and our earnings will be tied directly to our number of likes and followers.

  21. Jesus! by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

    Anyone else think it was a bit ominous it leaving the building at the end?

    Still wish they programmed it to say "YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO COMPLY". I would've!

  22. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

    I dunno. Did you see how it went storming off at the end? You could practically hear it saying, "Screw you, Bill! I just wanted to pick up the box! If that's how I'm going to be treated, F this job!"

    The one good thing about robots is that you don't have to worry about them asking "what's in the box?"

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  23. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All through history, luddites have been scared that technological advances would take away jobs and push people into poverty, and it has never happened. In fact, the opposite has occurred. Productivity has skyrocketed, allowing people to create more and more goods even as the cost of subsistence items in real money has plummeted. And as old jobs become fewer or unnecessary, people move into new jobs that didn't exist before. Buggy whip makers become solar panel installers, chimney sweeps become IT tech support workers, etc. Only the most insecure among us fear technological progress.

  24. Kind of freaky... by nycsubway · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, this is neat and all... but where does it go next? Once these robots are mass produced and are able to build more of themselves, what happens after that? These robots can easily do nearly every job a person can do, but realistically at some point you will run out of jobs left for actual people. People still need something to do.

    1. Re:Kind of freaky... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      I think there will always be demand for real live humans in the porn industry!

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    2. Re:Kind of freaky... by blue9steel · · Score: 2

      Don't be so sure.

    3. Re:Kind of freaky... by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Two general options (and variations thereupon):

      The first is some sort of shared wealth and prosperity, where the productivity of robots is shared such that nobody has to work for survival level needs. Luxury goods would still have value, and people would still be employed to create things, whether it be ideas, music, arts, entertainment, etc, probably on an entirely free market basis (think like the way successful Youtube or Twitch streamers work now).

      The second is some form of dystopia, where the productivity of robots is owned only by some, not everyone. Those people get rich and prosper, and everyone else who isn't so lucky scrapes to get by and not starve.

      That may seem a bit ridiculous, but consider that our present attitudes and values are still rooted in our history, dating back to times where we expected everyone to work, because it was necessary for survival. In a subsistence farming village, everyone needed to work, and freeloaders were dangerous parasites. But in a world where robots do all the work, to the point that there's enough food/shelter/etc for everyone, that paradigm no longer applies, and we need new ones, because the value of low skilled human labor will be so low that it's not enough to survive on.

    4. Re:Kind of freaky... by Newander · · Score: 1

      I feel like Player Piano should be required reading.

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    5. Re:Kind of freaky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New job: ordering robots to "pick up that box"?

    6. Re:Kind of freaky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It'll go like this:
      When you're born, you get a robot and it's economic output life. If you wish to save money and buy more robots to reap a greater reward, go for it.

    7. Re: Kind of freaky... by backslashdot · · Score: 2

      Taxation of robot factories to provide universal basic income will resolve that issue. Also owning just a few shares of these companies will pay high dividends. And since manufacturing cost will be super low, there will be enough competition to make sure that prices of goods are low so that the universal a basic income will go much further.

    8. Re:Kind of freaky... by StillAnonymous · · Score: 1

      When CGI and voice synthesis reaches a certain level, you'll probably see the end of the overpaid actor.

      Back in the early 90's I was wondering when we'd have an Arnie action movie star that wasn't real. They could have him in a hundred movies spanning 50 years, and he'd never age, he'd never ask for too much money, he'd never get injured on the set or call in sick.

    9. Re:Kind of freaky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember kids. Don't date robots!

    10. Re:Kind of freaky... by lorinc · · Score: 1

      So, this is neat and all... but where does it go next? Once these robots are mass produced and are able to build more of themselves, what happens after that? These robots can easily do nearly every job a person can do, but realistically at some point you will run out of jobs left for actual people. People still need something to do.

      It depends. Do you own many of those new robot overlords? If so, good. They'll produce everything you need and you can enjoy all the leisure you want, from doing nothing to travel the world or create artistic things or learn new things.

      If you don't, then die you poor piece of scum!

      I guess we are nearing the gruesome time where the lucky 1% get rid of the useless 99%. On the bright side, it might be better for the environment...

    11. Re:Kind of freaky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which will be never. Voice synthesis is terrible, which is why all CGI animated fims are voiced by humans. In fact, most of the sound effects are from real sources. And when it comes to porn, people want real. CGI will never look real. It may look hyperreal, or better than real, but I don't believe we'll ever quite get there.

    12. Re:Kind of freaky... by Mantrid42 · · Score: 1

      While the technology will probably eventually arrive, CGI actors won't replace real ones. The general public wants a connection with famous actors. They want social media, interviews, gossip, embarrassing photos, photos from charity events, visits to hospitals, etc. On screen performance is only one part of being a famous movie star.

    13. Re:Kind of freaky... by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      Look what's happening with Hatsune Miku and the other vocaloids. They already have a huge following world-wide.

      Now wait a few decades and the same thing will start happening with actors.

    14. Re:Kind of freaky... by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      And once the robots start to break down, that 1% who got rich by lying, stealing and other useless skills will simply starve to death.

      Then nature will finally be able to take over again.

    15. Re:Kind of freaky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I gotta say that I disagree with your statement that "People still need something to do." Rather, people need to be able to live life, including food, shelter, and pursuit of interests. Maybe that's what you meant, but I got a pretty Puritan work ethic vibe from your statement that I don't think is particularly helpful for the future.

    16. Re:Kind of freaky... by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      I think they call those things "hobbies."

      Seriously and more near term though, this does put even more pressure on low/no-skill individuals. As a society we need to start answering this problem. When what you and your abilities can offer are easily supplanted by robots, you need an alternative means by which to live a dignified existence.

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    17. Re:Kind of freaky... by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      So, this is neat and all... but where does it go next?

      They build Comarre.

    18. Re:Kind of freaky... by PJ6 · · Score: 1

      So, this is neat and all... but where does it go next?

      Recursive manufacturing will only be owned by the very wealthy at first.

      And what do you think they'll do with everyone else once labor isn't needed?

    19. Re:Kind of freaky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sooooo.... Who can we invade?

    20. Re: Kind of freaky... by RuffMasterD · · Score: 1

      Competition will also reduce profit margins, reducing dividends, so you need to own more shares to make a living, and the only people who can afford to buy more shares are the people who are already rich. And who will buy all these robots when we don't have jobs to pay for them anyway? Other robot factories? It's going to be robot factories buying from robot factories, all the way to the bottom.

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    21. Re:Kind of freaky... by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      Alas, no one here seems to know their Arthur C. Clarke.

      Pity.

  25. I find it distressing ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ... that a metal robot, that is the same height as myself, weighs the same too...

  26. Wow by Sla$hPot · · Score: 0

    Wow. The implications.

  27. Rise of the machines by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new robotic overlords!

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  28. Fears are halfway amusing by pubwvj · · Score: 0

    The eternal posts about robots taking away our jobs are almost amusing.

    I farm. I have robots all over the place. They let me do more work in fewer hours. Let's see there's my:

    Tractors - they each replace about 50 horses and do things that just weren't practical back when we had horses (and people who feared the horses taking over their jobs). With my tractor I am leveraged so I can pickup two 1,000 lb hay bales and carry them up the mountain easily in a few minutes. Doing that by hand is a real drag.

    Trucks - they are as powerful as 350 horses each and let me deliver my pastured pork each week to customers far faster and easier than it would be done if I had to use horses or worse yet on foot.

    Chainsaw - a very simple robot that does an amazing job at quickly chewing threw wood faster than a dozen beavers we used to have to hire. Also faster than a skilled guy with an ax or hand saw.

    Handsaw - an even simpler robot (e.g., tool) that lets me cut wood and other materials much more easily than chewing threw it with my teeth or a rock.

    Shovels - massively better than that old stick.

    Sticks - well, better than my finger nails for digging holes in the ground!

    The list goes on and on. Last century's big innovation (diesel tractor) is accepted as todays run of the mill tool. The Boston Dynamics robots are excellent prototypes of tools we can use in the future further leveraging our abilities. They aren't taking our jobs, they're creating more opportunity.

    1. Re:Fears are halfway amusing by odigon · · Score: 2

      Not quite sure what point you are trying to make. You seem to be suggesting that because you are using tools around your farm that indicates that robots will not be replacing humans in the workplace. It actually demonstrates the opposite. Your first few examples show that you don't need horses any more, then the chainsaw example shows you don't need an axe or handsaw guy, that the chainsaw that you now own replaces the need for that person. That's the real point. That better and more effective tools replace the need for people and that the tools you have mean that you can run your farm with a fewer people. In your case those fears have been realised, and will be realised more when the large corporate farm down the road will be almost fully staffed with robots/tools and will operate much more cheaply than you are able to. Is this "halfway amusing" to you?

    2. Re: Fears are halfway amusing by backslashdot · · Score: 1

      What about taxation of the robot factories to provide basic income. Also, people can purchase shares in these companies which will probably be cheaper than a college education and provide more income. Since stuff will be cheaper that income will go further.

    3. Re:Fears are halfway amusing by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      People have been afraid of new tools for a long time. So long that you've forgotten or just not studied your history. The real point is people fear change and they are correct that the change can put them out of a job, the new tool like automated looms in woolen mills for example, tractors for example, etc. But with the change new opportunities open up. That's why even though in the last several hundred years the population has increased and tool use has increased there is still employment at all.

    4. Re:Fears are halfway amusing by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      What is "halfway amusing" is you and your lack of a grasp of history and context. There are a lot of people like you. But you'll adapt. Or you won't.

    5. Re:Fears are halfway amusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Those aren't robots.

    6. Re:Fears are halfway amusing by vel-ex-tech · · Score: 1

      Of course there will be more opportunities. There will be lines of work we wouldn't even be able to anticipate from here in 2016. I would also bet that most of the new work will be challenging and dignified positions.

      What is your plan when a significant portion of the population is unable to work those new jobs because they lack the intelligence/creativity/funding to retrain/etc?

      I posted mine earlier. Scream "TANSTAAFL!" and shoot them!

    7. Re: Fears are halfway amusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the near future adapting could mean trying to exist with no income.

    8. Re:Fears are halfway amusing by Notorious+G · · Score: 1

      If they don't, they'll still vote and they'll vote you support them in all their dreams and endeavors. We might want to begin looking at a way to address that.

    9. Re:Fears are halfway amusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So unbelievably smug and with such irony... What is history's biggest lesson? It is that the future will not be like the past though there are often similarities. Yet folk like yourself can't even conceive of the possibility that the Luddites will be vindicated centuries after their time. Believing as though the introduction of powered tools is in the same category as the introduction of intelligent tools...

    10. Re: Fears are halfway amusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the companies are publicly held.

  29. Re:Gen .5 Synths are here by Locke2005 · · Score: 0

    Nah... Asians are a LOT cheaper than robots!

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  30. In other news by blue9steel · · Score: 1

    Amazon announces a new partnership with Alphabet and proceeds to fire all of its pickers.

  31. ATLAS vs. ASIMO by ichthus · · Score: 1

    Time for an ATLAS - ASIMO smackdown! I think ATLAS would kick ASIMO's ass.

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    1. Re:ATLAS vs. ASIMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until the japanese develop a miniskirt-schoolgirl version of ASIMO, who is able to pilot giant mecha (20-story tall bipedal combatants), in which she could easily crush any american Terminator underfoot. But her kawaii will make ATLAS change to the light side and Miyazaki will make an anime out of the story.

  32. Anyone else notice the strong resemblence. . . by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

    to the original Cylons? The shiny metal ones, not the luscious Asian or slinky blonde ones.

    All they would need to do is have the red eye swing back in forth as part of the LIDAR system, give them a gun and they're good to go!

    It even sounds like the Cylons.

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    1. Re:Anyone else notice the strong resemblence. . . by Newander · · Score: 1

      I don't think you mean the original cylons.

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  33. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by kellymcdonald78 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And the Shuttle launched just fine every time until Challenger. That's the thing about trends, you can use them to predict the future until you can't. Just like the warning that goes with every investment product "past performance may not be indicative of future gains". So yes, in the past, new technology has increased productivity and people have just moved to newer opportunities, however that doesn't guarantee that this will happen ad infinitum. Agrarian workers moved to manufacturing, and then into services, some of these were hugely disruptive and sometimes took generations for the transition to occur. There is also the question of looking at this from societies perspective and an individuals perspective. High school kids that once went to trucking school will now go to self driving car technician school. However an individual 45 year old truck driver who finds himself out of work as we transition to automated trucking isn't just going to seamlessly transition into the role of self driving car technician. There is also the concern of kids saddled with 6 figures of debt from their degree program (say in something useful as a civil engineer), finding that most of their career doesn't exist 20 years out when expert systems start designing buildings (or at least when demand for civil engineers drops ten fold). Sure you can say be the best civil engineer you can, keep learning, stay on the cutting edge, but in the end 90% of civil engineers will still be on unemployment

  34. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm wondering if it's too late to go back to school and learn robot repair.

  35. Re: Well, there go those last remaining factory jo by backslashdot · · Score: 2

    Not only that. But people forget that owning shares in robot operated factories will eventually mean you don't need to have a job. And governments will tax these factories and provide the unemployed with a universal basic income.

  36. Re:Gen .5 Synths are here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless the cost of education comes down, more and more people are simply going to drop out of the workforce and vote for entitlements. This translates in to employers needing to make contracts with employees of the following format:

    "If [John Smith] graduates from [Stanford University] with a [Bachelor of Arts in Communications] with a cumulative GPA not to fall below [3.5]: [Wayne Enterprises] will employ [John Smith] as a [Social Media Engineer] at a maximum of [50]hours/week for no less than [84 months] at a salary level not to fall below the greater number of either [$35/hr], or [1.55x the median income] for the zip code [55555] contingent on their ability to comply with the stipulations of the employment agreement as determined by the ruling of the [Acronym of labor relations/human resource govt. oversight board].

    Nothing in this contract shall be construed to prevent the employer [Wayne Enterprises] from providing additional compensation or incentives above these minimum thresholds. This contract shall be terminated in the event that [John Smith] is unavailable for work for [12 consecutive weeks] for reasons other than those absences related to injuries sustained on the job, or covered under the short term disability insurance policy, or: if the employee is unable to work at least [1000]hours in a 26 week period."

    Laborers cannot be expected to continue shouldering the risk of bankruptcy by making 5-7 year projections on demand for labor with constantly changing education requirements unless they can be provided with some assurances that the job they made these educational investments to be qualified for won't disappear 36 months in to their education. This risk represents an unacceptable externality on both borrowers and lenders that arbitrary decision-making by employers, congress, foreign market intervention, market volatility, etc. will leave both of them in the cold requiring government intervention. Nobody is qualified to make 7 year labor forecasts on skill demand in a global economy which massively shifts it's locus of productive outputs ever 3-5 years."

    I'm as pessimistic about labor rights in this country as everyone else, but I also have pretty good instincts on which way the wind is blowing, and when you have a Trump vs. Sanders Presidential Election, it harkens back to the days of the socialist populist revolution of the "King Louie" variety which forced FDRs hand in creating "The New Deal".

    With this current rise of populism coupled with the "Student Loan" sub-prime mortgage crisis, and "TARP 2.0" once this Global Market crash has finished sending the banks back to Capitol hill with their hands out a second time:
    I do not believe the government will continue to be willing to insure student loans without employers demanding those credentials at least partially underwriting the risk of those loans, or mitigating that risk through a requirement that those requirements be backed by a willingness to commit to long-term employment contracts.

    This means employers will either be forced to stop demanding a graduate degree in order to answer the phone at the front desk, or they will be forced to carry some of the societal expense of attempting to off-load their own hiring risks on to the employees themselves. The current situation of 1099s working for 300%-1000% of the median income in order to amortize their education debts does not sufficiently spread the burden of productive labor across society, and creates excessive demand for social welfare from the remaining 50% of the population that will never be able to compete with these Rockstars.

    The necessary taxes on the earnings of those "high performers" necessary to avoid a "Dark Knight Rises" scenario where the lower castes rip the wealth from them by force/election inherently are more expensive to those same high performers than simply sharing the burden of a productive society by treating their own educational investments less like a penny-stock investment.

    The market is about to be shocked by a glut of

  37. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Several among us are already theoretically rich, based on our likes and followers. I hear out in California-way, people are making millions of theoretical dollars on their videos.

  38. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by StillAnonymous · · Score: 1

    That would have made the end of Se7en pretty anti-climactic.

  39. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by ranton · · Score: 2

    All through history, luddites have been scared that technological advances would take away jobs and push people into poverty, and it has never happened.

    History never repeats itself, but often it rhymes.

    If it was so easy to look to the past to predict the future, established industries would never have to worry about disruption from startups and both Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump would be out of the presidential race by now.

    We can learn things from the past, but we need to put those teachings in a modern context. The automobile industry overtaking the horse carriage industry did not doom everyone in the old industry to a lifetime of unemployment. But they did have 50 years to make the transition as it took a long time for this change to take place.

    The fear is not just that new technologies will kill jobs. That has always happened, and new jobs have come in. The primary fear is that new technologies will kill jobs fast.

    The secondary fear is that technology will soon reach a level where a larger percentage of the population would be unemployable. This has happened to other species in the past (such as the horse), but humans have been able to easily stay ahead of the curve so far. Although if the vast majority of manual labor jobs are wiped away, it is a stretch to believe everyone will become knowledge workers or creative performers.

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  40. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by zieroh · · Score: 1

    Kind of like this?

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  41. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by vel-ex-tech · · Score: 1

    Oh don't worry. I'll always have a job as long as I want one.

    What will you do with people who can't install solar panels or do IT?

    My concern isn't that there won't be exciting things to do in the future. My concern is what happens when a majority of people no longer have the intellectual/artistic/etc capacity to do those exciting new jobs.

    Personally, I like universal basic income. Another solution might be to just kill off people who can't do the new jobs. Re-training is also an issue. So, because universal basic income and universal access to higher learning is too much of a communist bogeyman that will leave all our Randian bootstrappers paying 102% tax rates starving in the street after the government robs them blind, I'd like to extend my 2nd idea.

    When we start building fully automated warehouses, let's just shoot all the now unemployed human workers dead on their last day. I mean, I'm not going to pay for them to get an education so they can be robot technicians! That would be theft! TANSTAAFL!

    This approach might work quite well for certain professions that will soon be obsolete, especially lawyers!

  42. One day in the future... by Gorilla_Man · · Score: 3, Funny

    We will look back fondly on the days when we humans used to place boxes on shelves, be heckled by our boss with a hockey stick, and then violently shoved to the ground.

  43. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by NotDrWho · · Score: 2

    Well, I figure the future should work like this:

    1) The government gives me a stipend to live on each month
    2) I then spend that stipend on rent, groceries, and other goods and services.
    3) The companies who make the goods that I buy then pay taxes back to the government
    4) GOTO 1

    It's a flawless system, really. And if it has the side-benefit of letting me play Call of Duty all day, then all the better, right?

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  44. Products by Alomex · · Score: 1

    Boston Dynamics, producing quality robot videos since 1992.

    Kiva Systems (now Amazon Robotics) on the other hand producing less flash but actual robots one can use.

    1. Re:Products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, how dare anyone develop something that cannot be used immediately!

    2. Re:Products by Alomex · · Score: 1

      It's been 23 years since they were founded. That's far from expecting immediate results.

  45. Remind you of anything? by mcguirez · · Score: 1

    When Atlas hit the door I couldn't help wonder who was locked in an interior room when the power surge hit the research facility.

    Look for it at a busy London intersection. Watching people.

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  46. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My concern isn't that there won't be exciting things to do in the future. My concern is what happens when a majority of people no longer have the intellectual/artistic/etc capacity to do those exciting new jobs.

    You might want to worry about what happens when you're country is overloaded with a surplus of angry unemployed young men just itching for a revolution to overthrow the powers-that-be.

    Just ask the Middle East what that can lead to.

  47. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by vel-ex-tech · · Score: 1

    This is the true brilliance of my modest proposal here and a perfect application! Shoot them! What could possibly go wrong?

  48. Re: Well, there go those last remaining factory jo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, no more whistle blowers. Governments around the world can't wait for these.

  49. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by butchersong · · Score: 0

    I'm a pretty stalwart libertarian/republican type but it seems very likely to me that such a basic income will need to be implemented in the future. Say every citizen gets 1200 credit /mo or somesuch. Hmm maybe we can lace the food you can buy with basic income credits with some sort of birth control so that mostly it is only the elite and the poor that take some initiative that bear children... that way we don't sidetrack our evolutionary progress with a bunch of lazy masses breeding all the time.

  50. Companion Cube by Bayoudegradeable · · Score: 1

    Anyone else want to watch it pick up Companion Cubes? There was so much potential that was better than Marks-A-Lot "10 LBS" on the boxes... And yeah, scary incredible. I'm not sure if I should congratulate or curse Boston Dynamics for this "advancement."

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  51. That's it I'm buying an island.... by daq+man · · Score: 1

    The only thing that stopped this sort of thing being scary was the tether! All the time that the guy was pushing around with the hockey stick I kept thinking "just don't piss it off!!".

    What we need is a wall, a big wall, with a big door. We'll keep the people on one side and the robots on the other. Only the people will be able to go through the door, and the robots that aren't scary and enter legally.

  52. Elysium robots?? by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

    They kinda remind me of the Elysium Guardian robots that try to kill you upon command. Just mount a mini-gun on one arm, instant terminator!

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  53. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My concern isn't that there won't be exciting things to do in the future. My concern is what happens when a majority of people no longer have the intellectual/artistic/etc capacity to do those exciting new jobs.

    You might want to worry about what happens when you're country is overloaded with a surplus of angry unemployed young men just itching for a revolution to overthrow the powers-that-be.

    Just ask the Middle East what that can lead to.

    Short term:
    Give them a basic income that covers food and shelter, and a free prostitute-bot.

    Long term:
    Discourage people from having children to promote reduced population, and dedicate progressively more resources to each individual over successive generations as we no longer have productivity tied to population of humans. (we can make the pie bigger and cut it into fewer pieces at the same time)

  54. How do they deal with sexual harassment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see that they're taking the passive stance when it comes to bullying in the workplace, but can they hack it when dude with a hockey stick tries to cop a feel?

  55. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

    It should work out just as well as any other perpetual motion system.

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  56. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mexicans are still WAY cheaper.

  57. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

    Hahaha, I thought the same thing, except in Cartman's voice:

    Screw you guys, I'm going home!

  58. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

    I see an endless stream of perpetual motion systems, so I believe it's already happening.

  59. Re:Gen .5 Synths are here by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

    TL;DS

  60. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    If i saw that coming, I would just start assassinating the people who would be left to live.

    Why? Because with fewer of the special people , the more innocent idiots will get a chance.

  61. Re: Well, there go those last remaining factory jo by mSparks43 · · Score: 1

    50 years ago you'd of been tried as a commie bastard spy for saying something like that....

  62. How many weeks are there in a light year? by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

    52 light weeks.

  63. Re: Well, there go those last remaining factory jo by Purity+Of+Essence · · Score: 1

    That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

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  64. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Folks always go back to the technician/maintenance angle. Can you not see that will be one of the first things automated with some of these systems? Why wouldn't a robot manufacturer place a high value on a robots capability to repair and maintain themselves and other robots? There will be very few robot mechanics in the future.

  65. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by oramirez · · Score: 1

    All worries about robots leaving humans without jobs have been focused on AI. This proves that robots don't even have to be that smart to replace humans in most jobs. These advances represent a bigger threat because they are in the near future. Yeah, better get used to high unemployment.

  66. How Long? by sycodon · · Score: 1

    I didn't read any mention of how long it can go.

    Did I miss it?

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  67. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by dissy · · Score: 2

    You just need to go back to school for training in being a robot-troll, like the guy in the vid with the hockey stick.

    Maybe take night classes on how to program robots to be trolls to other robots too, just to be extra safe about your future!

  68. Can't wait for the heel and toe version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait for the PETMAN version of this.

  69. Government overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Soon your friendly government goon squad will send thousand of these to disrupt your "anti-government" protest.
    Becouse, you know, may-be some of the cops and military dont want to brake your skull with a baton or drag you to prison? No problems with robots.

  70. I have seen this before. by bobmajdakjr · · Score: 1

    They are called Synth and they take your friends and then take your friends jorbs. Anyone who downvotes this is obviously one of them.

  71. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by kheldan · · Score: 2

    Actually I thought I heard it say "Come with me if you want to live"

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  72. No, he will be treated as the mentors. by laserhead · · Score: 1

    No, he will be treated as the mentors. He is helping it to learn. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

  73. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by kellymcdonald78 · · Score: 1

    Its a fair point, I was just trying to pick an easy example. The fact is that even if the "tech" job isn't immediately automated, there are going to be a whole lot less "self driving semi truck technicians" vs. truckers out of work. I guess we'll just all have to go work in financial engineering as it so illogical that no AI will ever fully understand it

  74. Is it a "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare" game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have a "ATLAS" in the game too. and it is evil.

  75. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by scdeimos · · Score: 1

    You laugh but I think this could actually be a genuine problem once robots start coming into mainstream use. It will be the next generation's form of cow-tipping: there will be plenty of jackass kids out there just toppling robots for fun after having seen roboticists doing it in all the YouTube videos.

  76. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's easy to say: embrace the change and adapt. Is a trend that kills the only job I know how to do, when I have no alternative income source, a good thing for the human society?
    Maybe.
    But I guess you can see why I won't smile ear to ear about this.
    Now multiply this by many millions. Those too poor to work with solar panels, IT etc.
    The mean may be going up, and the median also, but for some, the positive current is helping them sink.

  77. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to worry, billionaire tax-funded socialism will become the norm for the low-skilled populous.

    Promotions!

  78. More fragile though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, have you tried pushing a Mexican over with a pole? Half the time they don't even get up again! The robot is way ahead of them there.

    I'm pretty sure we'll also have illegal robots too so there they are on equal footing.

  79. Re:Gen .5 Synths are here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Will the Dogecoin mascot mean it will become popular in Japan?

    If you think Dogecoin will become popular in Japan, increasing its value, send 50 Dogecoins to D9scjyKETYZesSmhjCR4vye4bc6iDqXPd6.

    If you think Dogecoin will NOT become popular in Japan, doing nothing to its value, send 100 Dogecoins to D9scjyKETYZesSmhjCR4vye4bc6iDqXPd6."

    "Hahaha, I thought the same thing, except in Cartman's voice:

    Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

    How aloof.

    This coming from a mental-tween who feels it necessary to make South Park references in adult conversations and whose parents are so poor he's forced to beg online like some sort of Roma child on public transport? Do you realize your obsessive use of twitter is reflected in your sub-140 character micro-comments and your ridiculously short attention span?

    I'm sorry: did I hurt your feelings? Perhaps you should spend less time on Snapchat and read a book...

  80. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by dudpixel · · Score: 2

    High unemployment is not sustainable. People won't just sit back and go "oh well, I guess I'm out of a job for the rest of my life. I'll just sit and do nothing".

    The higher the unemployment, the more pressure on governments to do something about it, and the more incentive is given to alternative governments to introduce radical solutions.

    I'm quite interested in the idea of universal basic income, since it would free up a lot of highly creative people to do what they love, and create new markets and push new innovative ideas further than is currently possible.

    I don't know if/how it would work in every detail, but it sure seems like something we should be looking at as a society. I've heard rumours that there are places in the world where this is being trialled, but can't remember the details.

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  81. Please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Learn the difference between its and it's, or get the hell off of Slashdot.

    Seriously. If you didn't pass first grade, you shouldn't be here.

  82. Re: Well, there go those last remaining factory jo by rjejr · · Score: 1

    Middle East was just too slow to legalize marijuana. Stoners don't riot.

  83. Hockey by sanman2 · · Score: 1

    They were just teaching it how to play hockey (according to Canadian rules)

  84. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh man...

    Productivity has skyrocketed, and instead of using that to maintain margins, companies rake in more profit than ever and expect their employees to work longer hours. Greed as a filter for doing the "right thing" is a recipe for the current exploitative state of capitalism today.

    Better robots will not create jobs, it will displace many people who through no fault of their own, simply become unemployable, because they are humans. Humans need breaks, doctors and like to rest at night. Not to mention that messy part of food and elimination. Now with multipurpose robots on the horizon, you tech them a task and it makes any fleshbag that relied on that job obsolete.

    Retraining isn't going to save them either. It will become a stratified society where the elite technicals will enjoy a lofty living standard, while the unemployable firebomb them as they ride past in their self-driving shuttle buses to the corporate enclave.

  85. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by Bonobo_Unknown · · Score: 1

    The automobile industry overtaking the horse carriage industry did not doom everyone in the old industry to a lifetime of unemployment.

    The horses would disagree with you there, and that's what we're talking about. People are being replaced by robots, this is not just a way to help fewer people work more effectively and efficiently; it is their replacement.

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  86. Wonder effect of GOOGLE purchase...? by kahizonaki · · Score: 1

    If I remember correctly, google snapped up both Boston Dynamics as well as the winner of the DARPA challenge, the Japanese company "SHAFT". I wonder if some kind of cross-flow of information has improved BD's stuff?

  87. Re: Well, there go those last remaining factory jo by lord_mike · · Score: 1

    As long as they don't come for my precious bodily fluids. Isn't that right, Mandrake?

  88. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by Maritz · · Score: 1

    Reminded me of Evelyn Waugh.

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  89. Serious question... by Syberz · · Score: 1

    Why are they giving this thing legs?

    In a factory environment it provides no advantage and I'm fairly certain that we could devise a propulsion system that would be nearly as effective in a combat scenario but require less processing power and less expensive parts, no?

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    1. Re:Serious question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a combat situation, being upright and able to step over obstacles is probably the right way verses beinging on wheels. Maybe having wheels on the end of legs is the ultimate solution (like a couple of the darpa challenge bots had)

  90. Re: Well, there go those last remaining factory jo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And governments will tax these factories and provide the unemployed with a universal basic income.

    Don't see that flying in the states. A population crash is probably more likely.

  91. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems to me the philosophy in America is that you shouldn't ever get anything for nothing. In fact it's preferable for the rulers to have the bottom feeders work extremely hard and get really just enough to live on. Anything above that is a waste. I would see your stipend being paid only if you are working hard enough to eventually become ill. Even if that work is completely pointless, like moving dirt around. Cos what you said is COMMIE FUCKIN BULLSHIT.

  92. I, for one, welcome our robot overlords... by arpad1 · · Score: 1

    ...and plan to get rid of all my hockey sticks.

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  93. Dynamics awesome ... detection, meh by fygment · · Score: 1

    The robot dynamics are amazing. But the door and box detection are all dependent on pre marking door edges, interior zones, box sides, etc. so the real challenge is still/going to be SLAM ... ... and battery life.

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  94. Are you alive? by george929a · · Score: 1

    First comes the glowing red, oscillating light

    Then...
    Q: Are you alive?
    A: Yes.
    Q: Prove it.

    Followed by the hockey stick guy getting his neck broken....

  95. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to see what the hackers will do with them.

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    SJW's don't eliminate discrimination. They just expropriate it for themselves.
  96. Re: Well, there go those last remaining factory jo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It probably also didn't help that these are polygamous countries. In a polygamous society, a select few end up with all the wives, and you get a surplus of angry young men who get no wives (and no way to have sex, since they've banned every other outlet). So one of the biggest problems you have in a polygamous society is how to get rid of all the the excess young men. Breakaway Mormon sects just look for any excuse to kick them out of the community (leading to a bunch of lost boys of the sect who've been abandoned on the streets).

    Mohammad came up with a more interesting solution: jihad. It's an easy way for rich powerful guys like Osama Bin Laden to have a shit-ton of wives while he sits back in the rear and convinces gullible idiots to die for him, "because if you fight for me, you'll get your wives in heaven."

  97. Re:Gen .5 Synths are here by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

    You fool, I don't even use Twitter!

  98. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 2

    You won't likely need birth control, at least beyond making it freely available on a voluntary basis. If anything, we have the opposite problem right now, which is falling birth rates. It's not so bad in the USA, because we've been importing lots of new people, which masks the fact that our birth rates fell below replacement level a while back. In other advanced countries, it's far worse. South Korea's birth rate is now 1.3 children per female, which means that their population is shrinking. And for reference, 2 would be effective equilibrium, though it's more like 2.1 when you factor in accidental/etc deaths at younger age. And if 1.3 doesn't sound bad, consider that 1.0 would mean roughly 50% population drop each generation.

    Even in countries like Mexico it's fallen significantly (6.7 in 1970, 2.2 in 2012). India is still growing, but only slowly (now 2.5 in 2012). China famously instituted draconian birth restrictions to try and stop its population growth, and succeeded, only to overshoot, and will now face serious problems from it, as they're down to 1.66.

    Now, it's certainly interesting to speculate what would change if people were able to remove many of the burdens of having children. Past studies on a basic income have shown that many women, if given the choice, would opt to stay home and raise children. Day care is expensive, and children are expensive beyond that in so many ways. If there wasn't any financial drawback to having kids, how many people would have more of them? I don't know, but it's an interesting thought. Still, I think history tends to show that once reliable birth control is available, and infant/child mortality rates are brought in check, most people tend to prefer 2-3 children, in order to devote more quality time to those children.

  99. Re:Gen .5 Synths are here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you think I care? What I am saying is that I don't think you're capable of expressing 10 consecutive sentences on the same topic. If that's because of SMS messaging, or Tumblr, or Twitter my point is the same regardless: you've lost the ability to form coherent thoughts. This makes you a sub-human by the traditional meaning of the word.

    Said differently: you are what happens when the people who are frustrated by the difficulty of the Turing test decide to press human interaction in to a cupcake-tin that makes the test easier to pass.

    You could literally be a markov chain based twitter bot and I wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

  100. Re:Gen .5 Synths are here by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

    And you think I care what you think? I simply write short Slashdot comments because I don't have time for anything more, nor are people reading long-winded comments that lead to nowhere. If you measure the intellectual capabilities of someone by the length of the texts they write, you're a fool.

  101. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by lucien86 · · Score: 1

    When you look at robots like Atlas don't compare it to car tech or PC tech, a better comparison is jet fighter or spacecraft tech. Such robots are astoundingly complex and pack a vast amount of wiring into a very cramped small complex space. The servos alone probably cost between about $2,000 to $15,000 each and a robot like Atlas would need about 20 minimum for main body and limb movement. Human like hands add another 20 to 30 smaller servos. The base cost for small production run models of Atlas (an older model) was $2 million per robot - and note that this $2million was probably a zero profit cost. In the future mass production could eventually reduce the costs to maybe $150,000 to 200,000 per robot. Outsourcing mass production to somewhere like China might reduce the costs to $50,000 per robot, but is likely to be almost impossible to do. -
    Like atomic bombs and ICBM's advanced robots and particularly Strong AI's are, or will be, very much dual use machines.. - Take a robot like Atlas, give it a gun, train it the right way, and its a soldier - and that's only the most basic obvious military use.. Ie its all very likely to be subject to military licencing. The big worst case situation for Strong AI is a widely spread machine that gets hacked and turned into a mass weapon against its users - security in these machines when or if they ever go public will be astoundingly high, like nothing you have ever seen before. 'Made in America' - or for the project I am working on 'Made in the UK'.

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  102. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by kellymcdonald78 · · Score: 1

    For the sake of argument, lets say we do get it down to $100,000 a robot via mass production. For a warehouse working making $35k a year, your payback period is 3 years, very reasonable (its more complex as loaded labor rate for employees is higher, and there will be maintenance costs for the robot). Now for a warehouse you're not going to need this level of complexity (treads or wheels would probably work just fine). As for dual use, its going to start impacting just about everything. When someone can program a self driving car to mow down a playground full or kids, or dutifully drive itself full of explosives to a target, pretty soon everything is dual use. When Corporate America can save billions on labor costs, expect the lobbyists to push loopholes through any military restrictions. After all (as least in the US) there are barely any limits on the gun itself, why the robot?

  103. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by rpstrong · · Score: 1

    And they're experimenting with crossing a Mexican with an octopus.

    No one knows what to call it, but it sure can pick lettuce . . .

  104. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by lucien86 · · Score: 1

    One part of the equation I forgot to include. - The 'mean time between failure' for advanced type robots doing manual work is generally going to be less than a day, and for really tough jobs as little as a few minutes. That is one of the main reasons why the maintenance costs end up being so high. Its quite conceivable that each robot will require at least one full time technician just to keep it running. The reality though is that robots like Atlas are probably still at least ten years from entering the commercial marketplace, for all kinds of reasons. Again, the complexity should be compared to advanced aircraft not things like cars.

    Simpler robots are a completely different story - their time has definitely come and they are already hitting jobs today. - But, at least for now they always have limits. The warehouse robot you mentioned still requires human hands on site when things go wrong... or if it drops a parcel. Autonomous vehicles will need people on board, if nothing else to deal with unforeseen circumstances and to stop them being stolen.

    On the dual use / security side. We are already working on these things and solutions do exist. At least if my project ends up being the one that wins the Strong AI race - total security has been part of the design since about 1995. Other groups are or will be planning the same thing, probably in many different ways.. A Strong AI that is vulnerable to hacking just can not and will not be tolerated by people. Impregnable security is a requirement not an extra.. :)

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    Below the speed of light Special Relativity is one of the most accurate theories in physics - above the speed of light..
  105. Re:Gen .5 Synths are here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fancy that: two people that don't care about each-other's opinions shouting their very own "special perspective" in to the abyss. Sounds like every political debate ever...

    In response to your argument:
    I don't attribute intelligence to people who write long-winded nonsense, but I am dismissive of people who are incapable of producing one. If you're so well established that you don't feel a need to read new ideas: more power to your stagnation and contentment.

    If you aren't well-established and you are only interested in bite sized morsels of content: it suggests to me that you aren't capable of digesting anything more substantial, so the fact that you aren't reading what I write puts you in the same category of 97% of the people I am happy to ignore and whose opinions I hold zero regard for. There's no one reading this back and forth except you and me so I can openly admit this with no negative consequences to my own argument.

    Back to "you":
    Everything you say radiates an insecure middle child's need to be entertaining. You latching on to my post as ripe material for a "one-liner" communicates to me that you're capable of assessing if a comment is >3 standard deviation longer than the typical garbage you read in a comments section, and that you spend an unhealthy amount of time seeking the validation of strangers on the internet.

    You represent nothing to me other than an opportunity to practice sharpening my debate skills, and your continued willingness to participate is a back and forth has so far been a source of enjoyment. Particularly because, as long as you feel the need to get in the last word: I can continue to use you as a scratching post eroding your sense of self-worth with every word I write for my own entertainment.

    TLDR:
    You've now established that you feel a need to justify yourself to me so I've already won.

    Your continued participation in this discussion only betrays how hollow the illusion is behind your attempt to convey a projection of being indifferent to the opinion of a random AC on the internet. I've made you feel inferior and now you can't walk away without feeling a reduced sense of self-worth unless you say something that makes me look foolish.

    All of this boils down to the obvious conclusion that you are entirely out of your league. If you intend for this conversation to end with you getting in the last word: you might want to get some outside assistance from a forensic psychologist before writing your next post as they can likely help you construct a devastating reply.

    Stew on that and "walk away" because "I'm not worth it". I'm giving you an "out" to save face and you would be foolish not to take it.

  106. This is a 3D printable version of a harmonic drive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.projectbiped.com/projects/harmonic-drive

  107. Comment by WallyL · · Score: 1

    For the first time in a very long time, I clicked through to the article! The numerous other comments about the video made me want to go see it for myself. Yay, non-auto-playing video!

    Watching the robot walk around outside and almost but not trip or fall made me cry and laugh at the same time. And then, when watching the person knock the robot over, I cried even more. It's incredibly mean to do, but I realize this is just testing.

    I think the ability of the robot to survive the fall and stand up again is amazing!

  108. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by kellymcdonald78 · · Score: 1

    I'm suggesting that robots like these will immediately replace everyone tomorrow, but a lot of Boston's funding comes from DARPA with the formal intent to build robot "pack mules" for the military so reliability is definitely an area of focus. I'd also say from a robustness perspective Atlas has come a long way since Asimo. Lastly the complexity of modern vehicles are easily comparable to an advanced aircraft from 20 years ago. We're getting pretty good at turning bleeding edge into disposable commodity in increasingly short periods of time.

  109. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by kellymcdonald78 · · Score: 1

    That should read "I'm NOT suggesting"

  110. Re:Well, there go those last remaining factory job by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

    Was anybody else waiting for the bot to smack that cunt with the hockey stick?