KeRanger Mac Ransomware Based On Linux Forebear, Not Windows
An anonymous reader writes: It appears that the KeRanger ransomware that's been tormenting Mac users for the past days is actually based on a ransomware variant that targets Linux servers, and not on a ransomware family coming from Windows. That particular Linux ransomware is also based on an open-source ransomware called Hidden Tear that was uploaded to GitHub by a Turkish security researcher. So obviously, the conclusion is that GitHub is to blame for the KeRanger Mac ransomware. (Note to readers: That last bit is tongue in anonymous cheek.)
I would have assumed that it would have come from a Linux or BSD based one rather than a windows one.... The systems are much closer than windows to mac.
Or am I being overly simplistic?
Mac OS X was based on NeXTSTEP which predates Linux, and NeXTSTEP was based on 4.3FreeBSD and CMU Mach.
This appears to be a doubly-impossible scenario as both Linux and Mac are secure by default.
Requiem for the American Dream
Because someone has finally figured out how to make money using Linux!
How does this 'Linux ransomware' get onto the computer without the end user visiting a malicious site and explicidly downloading and installing the program?
No it isn't, it's editorialising. And it's inappropriate.
No it isn't, it's a clarification. Wording a bit
"(Note to readers: That last bit is tongue in anonymous cheek.)"
The phrase 'tongue in cheek' is an idiom meaning in (sarcastic or ironic) jest that risks being misunderstood if it is broken up. Could also have been worded,
"(Note to readers: That last bit is anonymous' tongue-in-cheek.)"
The real problem is that anonymous wrote a summary as a series of factual sentences --- but then added a sarcastic comment at the end in the same style, so there is no clear cue that it is a sarcastic comment. I figured it out by what was said and empathizing with the writer, but editors strive for clarity, even if they feel the need to interrupt your flow by adding a comment of their own. Try to make the editor's job easier. Try this, anonymous,
"[...] uploaded to GitHub by a Turkish security researcher. So... obviously, the conclusion is that GitHub is to blame [...]"
You have two tone-changers that set the sarcasm aside, even bring attention to it. "So..." is a pause-for-irony that cues readers that they are now listening to the author's voice, and italics underscore the tone change. You can also add ", right?" to make sarcasm crystal clear. So... now that fucktard blowhard Hocus is giving style advice, right?
what to you think will generate more traffic? being a part of the technology community, or garbage that makes people angry?
What if we're talking about discussion, not website traffic? Isn't that a community? And what if technology itself contains a lot of garbage that makes people angry?
Like dumbfuck LED indicators on modern tech devices that are supposed to indicate network and disc access, but blink late, on simple blink-on-blink-off timers, extended by capacitors until tiny blips disappear, on by default to add useless 'glow' to your room and dim (slowly) to indicate activity (fuck that shit). Or completely software driven so the indication is late or bogus. Like my AT&T Uverse modem which is the stupidest modem in the world with indicators as useless as CSS 'Loading...' animation on web pages, noise and fury signifying nothing. The modem can completely lock up while the front panel still shows the useless thumb-sucking blinky-state the software left it in. Like no one wants to lay down a single PCB trace from controller chip to LED anymore, it's too... fucking... difficult.
That's garbage. And Slashdot is the place to discuss it.
<blink>down the rabbit hole</blink>
I feel sad you needed to take the time to craft that post. But I do hope a lot of people read it.
The first rule of getting infected by ransomware is you do not fund the criminals. The second rule of getting infected by ransomware is YOU DO NOT FUND THE CRIMINALS.
The FIRST rule of ransomware is understanding that you own a computing device capable of connecting to the internet. Therefore, you should fucking know what the word backup means.
Failure of that basic rule will ensure that you will be forced to make hard decisions about funding criminals when no one should be forced to even question that in the first place.
No, he meant the doctor. Have you tried to look through his family tree? It's impossible, you can't find anything, it's almost as if he's a fictional character.
https://xkcd.com/1589/
Problem solved.
Honesty may be the best policy, but by process of elimination, dishonesty is the second best policy.