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Sony Outage Disables DASH Devices, No ETA On a Fix

New submitter Jack Greenbaum writes: In 2012 Sony closed the developer site for the DASH, their version of the Chumby platform. Sony never officially killed off the product, and they kept the back end servers on line, until recently at least. About two weeks ago DASH owners started seeing their devices fail with a cryptic error message "Unable to download the Control Panel (No download information available). Please restart your dash to try again." Sony acknowledges that the issue is at their end, but no ETA for a fix has been provided. The passionate DASH community is not pleased that Sony is being so quiet about a fix. One user even overslept for work because they depended on the alarm clock feature. Now every DASH is dead until Sony decides to not abandon its walled garden.

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  1. Sony's version of what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    would it have hurt the submitter to have informed readers that this is basically a cross between a tablet, alarm clock and digital photo frame? We aren't all familiair with every old, niche, discontinued product from every major electronics company you know!

    1. Re:Sony's version of what? by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So basically an expensive, vendor-locked version of a $40 Android tablet?

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    2. Re:Sony's version of what? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      More or less, except the first Chumby model appeared a year before the iPod Touch.

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    3. Re:Sony's version of what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically an expensive, vendor-locked version of a $40 Android tablet?

      Amazon's entry Kindle then.

    4. Re:Sony's version of what? by Jhon · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sort of. But this was out when a current $40 tablet would run $300+.

      I have a dash and I paid $50 new towards their end of life a few years ago. Its a nice device. Yes, you can do more with a tablet but except for this lame requirement that it find the server to fully boot *IF* it's on a network, it's a great -- the right size, balance, snooze button locations etc. it's a CLOCK, not a tablet. It's shaped like a clock.

      Heres the annoying thing: If I shut off my wifi at home and boot the device it will start to JUST the alarm clock (nothing else will work). If it can connect to my wifi but can't 'phone home', it's as described in the article. There would be less anger from the dash users if the damn thing would just default to the "clock mode" as if no network was available.

      If you do a factory reset and dont bother setting up a network you can use it as a 'dumb alarm clock'.

    5. Re:Sony's version of what? by beernutz · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you clicked on the link they provided that leads to the "Chumby platform" you would have been able to read all about them. That is what they are there for, to provide additional information for people who are not familiar with the hyperlinked term.

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    6. Re:Sony's version of what? by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      I fail to see the difference. Both are vendor-locked turds.

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    7. Re:Sony's version of what? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Blasphemy! Expecting the summary to not include information that can be found in any of the numerous links? How dare you expect people to learn to read on the internet!

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    8. Re:Sony's version of what? by arth1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Maybe if you clicked on the link they provided that leads to the "Chumby platform" you would have been able to read all about them.

      Maybe you should have clicked that link yourself before posting, because it leads to a page for buying new and used chumby devices, without describing what they actually are. Not even on any page reachable from that page.

      A few words of description in the submission would not have hurt anyone.

    9. Re:Sony's version of what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To which vendor are you locked with a $40 Android tablet?

    10. Re:Sony's version of what? by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Google. it actually takes a LOT of work to de-google and Android device. Its open source in name only, not practice.

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    11. Re:Sony's version of what? by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      It's actually entirely impossible to de-Google an Android device.
      Just like it's impossible to de-Apple an iOS device and impossible to de-Microsoft a Windows computer.

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    12. Re:Sony's version of what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impossible to de-Microsoft a Windows computer? So the only computers running free operating systems are those that came with them pre-installed?

    13. Re:Sony's version of what? by Varka · · Score: 1

      What non-Microsoft Windows(TM) product are you running? I'm pretty sure if you replace Windows with Linux/BSD/whatever it's no longer a Windows computer.

    14. Re:Sony's version of what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not usually what "vendor-locked" means.

    15. Re:Sony's version of what? by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Neither of them pretend to be Linux or open source either...

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    16. Re:Sony's version of what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The SONY DASH is (was) SONY's branded version of the CHUMBY, which was meant as an internet-connected, "next generation" alarm clock and bedroom entertainment device. It was not expensive (at least for the time), and used CHUMBY and user-created apps. It has a touch-screen (which is not very responsive, so it is good that I don't have to touch it much), a button to turn off the alarm (duh!) and a volume rocker switch.

      Originally, it did NETFLIX, PANDORA, SHOUTCAST and many other apps, but frankly, it never did them well. I just wanted an internet-connected alarm clock that would play VIRGIN RADIO London instead of my local NY radio stations, and none of these other apps were ever important to me, anyway (though I do miss the one from PRINCESS CRUISES, that showed pictures of the ports their ships were visiting, as screenshots from the bow cameras; it was like having a window on the world...).

      When CHUMBY went out of business, SONY bought the servers to keep the DASH going, but never did a very good job of it, with the apps slowly dying off one by one. It no longer gets VIRGIN RADIO, but I substituted TWIT network, which it still does, and for me, that was a satisfactory switch, IMHO.

      I have had one for years, and I still love it. Yes, today you can buy a $40 tablet that does the same things, but you have to find apps, set it up, and maintain it. it's a little "cludgy" compared to the elegance of the DASH, which is meant to be a dedicated device (precursor to the "Internet of things") and a permanent part of your bedroom or kitchen. It doesn't do much any more, but that doesn't bother me. It still works, and works all by itself, which is how all internet-connected devices SHOULD function.

      I don't have the server error mentioned in this article, and even though it isn't what I originally paid for, I am still happy with it, as it wakes me up in the morning, auto-dims and displays the time at night in large, easy to read numbers without being too bright and intrusive, and as I walk between the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen during my morning routine, it automatically displays and rotates the news headlines, weather, time, temperature and pictures of cute young Japanese girls without me ever having to press buttons (except to turn off the alarm clock, but that is to be expected, as that is how alarm clocks work...) or fiddle with settings, or touch anything. What else do you really need?

  2. Explanations needed by arth1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    WTF is DASH? Or Chumby?
    Following the link leads me to believe it's like a Palm Audrey 2.0?

    A short description in the headline of what you're talking about is never amiss. But then again, this is Timothy, the indiscriminate copy/paster who shan't be bothered to actually read through the submission to see whether it makes sense.

    1. Re:Explanations needed by ausekilis · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sure the 10 people that have these devices know already... Why do the other thousands care?

    2. Re:Explanations needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Classic "Connected" Internet devices that ran widgets to display things like weather and news on a small screen. Chumby was the Arduino of it's era - it was all over the tech sites, and everyone thought that they would revolutionize information-at-a-glance. DASH was Sony's attempt to use the Chumby software on their own devices - they were nowhere near as popular.

    3. Re:Explanations needed by BitZtream · · Score: 0

      it was all over the tech sites, and everyone thought that they would revolutionize information-at-a-glance

      No, idiot tech writers who don't actually know shit about tech or people trends thought it would 'revolutionize' anything.

      The rest of us thought it was a shitty little under powered device locked into a shitty service and the only way to make it useful was to break it down into component parts which were far more valuable than the whole.

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    4. Re:Explanations needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because it's yet another warning to "consumers" that if you buy anything "cloud connected", its useful lifetime is limited entirely by the service provider's whims.

    5. Re:Explanations needed by dwillden · · Score: 2

      Actually no we don't or didn't. Mine was working fine this morning. At least the alarm features were. The Slashdot and other news feeds weren't working and I suspected something like this. But was not aware that my Alarm clock is about to fail.

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    6. Re:Explanations needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had to unplug mine over the weekend and then got the error. I've had the Dash for years. Worked better than using a phone as an alarm clock since it had a real snooze button. I ended up digging out an old tablet I had with a kickstand case and now using that instead. I miss having a physical snooze button though. I thought about going back to a traditional alarm clock but the sirens and beeps are too jarring first thing in the morning. RIP, Dash!

    7. Re:Explanations needed by Shoten · · Score: 2

      it was all over the tech sites, and everyone thought that they would revolutionize information-at-a-glance

      No, idiot tech writers who don't actually know shit about tech or people trends thought it would 'revolutionize' anything.

      The rest of us thought it was a shitty little under powered device locked into a shitty service and the only way to make it useful was to break it down into component parts which were far more valuable than the whole.

      Well put.

      Fundamentally, this thing is an overpriced, under-powered tablet. And it should serve as a warning to all the IoT adopters/designers out there who want to embed things like this in stoves and refrigerators: once you provide a device like this, it's an albatross. Kill the albatross, and you'll have a lot of upset customers. Remember that people don't get a new fridge every 3 years.

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    8. Re:Explanations needed by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      So it's a locked down tablet, without any of the interactive use of a tablet.

      Yeah, can't see why that didn't take off.

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    9. Re:Explanations needed by MachineShedFred · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Side story: I'm actually shopping for a new fridge right now. I saw one where they integrated a Keurig machine into the fridge, next to the ice maker and water dispenser thing.

      At first blush, I thought that was clever. Then, I realized that it will break, and instead of just buying a $100 coffee maker to replace it, I'm paying $450+ for a guy to come out and fix that stupid thing, or have a permanently broken thing on my refrigerator.

      No thanks, I'll continue using the coffee maker I already have.

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    10. Re:Explanations needed by Jhon · · Score: 2

      I knew exactly what I was buying when I bought mine. I spent $50 for a device near it's end of life which might be fun to hack. Instead I've been using it exactly as its been designed. I've gotten a few years of use out of it and it's been great.

      A tablet is an alternative -- but the SHAPE, weight and location of the buttons on the Dash is what makes it an excellent desk clock.

    11. Re:Explanations needed by Jhon · · Score: 1

      Dont turn it off. If you do it wont come back until (or if) sony gets their service back up.

    12. Re:Explanations needed by Coren22 · · Score: 2

      http://www.thechumbystore.com/...

      The funny thing is that the chumby store link has "new" Sony DASH units for $99.

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    13. Re:Explanations needed by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Even though Keurig backtracked on DRM, you can't trust them now. They probably view it as a marketing failure, and didn't offer people who bought defective by design coffee machines a refund or fix.

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    14. Re:Explanations needed by wbr1 · · Score: 1
      10000x this. Do you want your cloud connected refrigerator to stop working when Samsung or LG decide not to support that platform anymore? It already happens with upgrades to phones and tablets from these and other manufacturers.

      There need to be consumer protection laws in place that state that service/updates will be provided to a date that coincides with the expected lifetime of the device. That length of service needs to be clearly stated on the product. If Sony expects a Smart TV to last 7 years, then list 7 years software updates and face penalties or refunds if that term is not complied with. When I say services, I mean whatever "cloud"/connected service that was sold as part of the package.

      I know many here will think "oh noes, not more regulation.. let the market fix it....". The market is not fixing it. Mainly because developing and maintaining these services is a cost center for these businesses. That expense has little to no return. Sure there is data collection/advertising. With some there may be a premium subscription model, but the real income comes from forcing consumers onto the new hotness buy not maintaining the old devices properly. At its core, that is nothing more than an elaborate bait and switch scheme, and there is no competitive or monetary incentive for this model to change, and I would argue this is one of the exact types of scenarios government regulation is for.

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    15. Re:Explanations needed by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      WTF is DASH? Or Chumby?
      Following the link leads me to believe it's like a Palm Audrey 2.0?

      What's a Palm Audrey 2.0?

    16. Re:Explanations needed by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Dash is a bunch of lunatic camel-jockeys. A chumby is someone who wants electricity, but doesn't want a power station near him.

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    17. Re: Explanations needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are letting people know about the dash problem b4 sale is completed. Chumby happened on a load of dashes that someone wanted to liquidate. Chumby does not support dash units because sony is in full control. They just use chumby software. Blueocty is new start company operating Chumby.com . One man brought chumby back to life. He has no control over sony dash. Wish they would give the keys to him so all chumby-like units could prosper together.

    18. Re: Explanations needed by ArylAkamov · · Score: 1

      Chumby happened on a load of dashes that someone wanted to liquidate.

      How convenient.

    19. Re:Explanations needed by dwillden · · Score: 1

      And hope I have no power outages either. I don't have it plugged into a UPS.

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  3. Outage on Slashdot commenters by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It seems like we're looking at the end of the platform, I guess. I suppose Dice and Beta officially made the site unreadable, or just superfluous for most users. Scrolling down the front page I see stories with nearly all the comment totals in double digits. The "active" story is about the hot-button US Supreme Court nomination fight with 279 comments. Three years ago, it would have been 1500.

    I suppose 18 years (17 for me; I started reading in '98) is a good run in the internet age, but it's kind of sad to see it go.

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    1. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by gweihir · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would comment on that, but somehow I do not find the motivation for it.

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    2. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by phishybongwaters · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The slide started long before the acquisition. But you know what's worse? No, not the apps apper apps mooo moo douche. No. What's worse is people moaning and whining about the good old days. This is the logical extension of trying to host essentially a forum for discussion, and make money from it. This is what it becomes. Be thankful people still actually mod this at all.

    3. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by gsslay · · Score: 2

      I suppose Dice and Beta officially made the site unreadable

      officially = "in my opinion".

    4. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      It seems to have noticeably dropped this week, despite the positive comments on the "state of Slashdot" thread. I had wondered if it was some kind of US holiday or something.

      What is it that is putting people off commenting now? For me it seems great, apart from the occasional and quickly fixed issue with the site's code. Well, maybe there needs to be some more variety in the stories, and all the social issue ones seem to have gone which is a shame.

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    5. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by gsslay · · Score: 2

      Replying to my own comment because I hit submit at the wrong time :(

      What is "officially" making this site unreadable is its interface from last decade and the screaming dinosaurs who can't conceive of it being any other way.

      For god sake, slashdot is still stuck in technology that logs you out every time you open a post assigned to a different sub-domain than your previous log in, including the root domain. That was something that broke years ago because it was a security hole. But we still have it. What developer think that is acceptable behaviour for a website?

    6. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RSS feed was bummed earlier in the week which may have had some impact.

    7. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      Today is St Patricks day! But I think the issue is that Slashdot has lost its focus: it used to be a site for hardcore (tech) news for nerds that mattered. Now it is mostly blogspam for people that have issues with education and H1B (theodp) and Hothardware and Ethan Siegel and stuff like this.

    8. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by thegarbz · · Score: 5, Funny

      It seems to have noticeably dropped this week, despite the positive comments on the "state of Slashdot" thread.

      Given that half of the comments are bitching and moaning about Slashdot itself, now that the problems are getting fixed there a good portion of commenters being disenfranchised.

    9. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      All the regulars are unable to post because their PCs keep upgrading to Windows 10 all by themselves, and their Linux machines no longer work and they're unable to diagnose the problems because systemd has discarded all the errors sent to stderr.

      That said, there is hope. A Kickstarter, funded using Bitcoins, has been created that seeks to resolve the problem by increasing the number of women posting to Slashdot.

      Hey, I know, maybe the reason there are fewer Slashdot commentators is that we have nothing to complain about any more? ;-)

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    10. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      And it's still better than the wasteland circle-jerk called Reddit.

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    11. Re: Outage on Slashdot commenters by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      The mobile login wasn't working for about a few days which probably didn't help.

    12. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by kaiser423 · · Score: 2

      I think that they lost a lot of the hardcore tech crowd, and it's tough to get them back. When I started reading around the mid nineties it was full of absolute experts in their domain. When I was in college in the early 2000's and going through my coursework, I commented (via another account I lost) all the time, and had great discussions about the intricacies of processor pipeline strategies, pre-fetching, assembly code hacks, nitty gritty details of compiler optimizations, and so on. Now I just don't see a lot of those people here (and in my career, I'm not dealing in depth with those anymore, so I couldn't hold up the same level of conversation). You just don't have the base load of professors, grad students, bachelors students, etc here commenting like the old days.....not sure where they've gone, or whether the industry has just changed enough that it's all web-buzzwords and cloud stuff now and everything else is mature and put to rest (or at least there's that view, correct or not)?

      I think that they need to find some way to lure back a good chunk of those people -- not too sure how, but it would be nice. Or I need to find where they went, and frequent that site also. I've tried, but nothing seems quite a good as the good old days :)

    13. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by vel-ex-tech · · Score: 2

      Personally I realized I had nothing left to say. (Other than this I guess!)

      - The next president is going to be Trump or Clinton. Either way we lose.

      - The more you know about tech, the less social status you have.

      - If you were assigned the male gender at birth and you're into tech, you're a sexual harasser, a creep, and a misogynist automatically. I guess whatever. I still don't see how cisgendered women can contribute anything of value. They want me to believe I'm keeping women out of tech? Whatever. They can all go to hell. How many cisfemale programmers will pop into existence out of the aether when I am able to go back to making minimum wage flipping burgers? Zero. Congratulations, feminism. Call me when a cisfemale gets serious about learning shit and follows my advice to install a Linux from Scratch. I can rest assured that phone will never ring.

      - I bitched a while back about an API I was working on. It turned out to be the Rube Goldberg machine I thought it would be. I said that when I published it, it would go unused. Sure enough, it's going unused. Just one example among many why understanding how tech works can only work against you.

      - It's hip to go "math is hard!" Somehow, again, assigned males are responsible for this. I mean, really, what the fuck ever. If cisgendered women wanted to know shit, it's all over the place to learn. If all they want to do is call me a piece of shit because they're lazy fucks, they can fuck off. I date men, not women. Cisgendered women are universally assholes for all the times they've acted like I'm pissed at their stereotyping of me because I'm a "nice guy" who thinks they're prized to win. I mean, they need to fucking get a life. I could have told them their boyfriend wasn't a good guy. I don't have these problems with men. They can fuck off. I'm looking at you, AmiMoJo. All people like her do is further piss me off. I want nothing to do with their cisgendered hunnies. I just want them to fuck off and leave me the fuck alone if they're not willing to admit that maybe rape cultures create hostile environments. They'll need to find somebody else to fulfill their stalker/harasser/rape fantasies. I'm NOT FUCKING INTERESTED.

      - Feminism seems some sensitivity training.

      - For a while I was into the MHRM, but I found they agree with feminists on too many things that affect me. Feminists shout at me, "Ur not a rael womyn! Ur a rapist!" The MHRM shouts at me, "Ur not a rael womyn! Ur a communist!" No answers there, just more bullshit.

      - And no, for the millionth time, if you saw me IRL, you'd think I was cisgendered. Everything is peechy-keen until I have to show my papers. Then it all goes to hell. Christians seem to be believe that I can deceive them that I'm a cisgendered woman (hey, I never made any fucking claims--you assholes were the one that came to that conclusion then freak the fuck you when it's factually wrong) because I've made a pact with the devil.

      - Also, Merry Christmas jihadists and the Apache attack copter demographic.

      - All I care about any more is getting to Colorado so I can spend the rest of my life blazed. When I'm blazed, I can go to a fantasy world where instead of constantly being blamed as all-men for cisgendered women's constant fuck-ups, poor choice in men, and refusal to take their own fucking initiative to learn programming and maths, I instead can be an individual.

      - I will never be an individual in this world.

      - No, so far seeing a psychologist hasn't helped. That's probably because the problem isn't me. The next time one of the cisgendered hunnies wants to bitch about why there are no cisfemale programmers, she can look in the fucking mirror.

      - I guess that's about all.

      For what it's worth, the new owners seem to be doing good. It's probably too little too late. I've pretty much stopped posting to the red site as well.

      Mod to -1 I guess. I'll probably never know because I don't even care enough to check back later to see one way or the other.

    14. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Okay, maybe it's not official, but I expect Netcraft to confirm it any day now.

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    15. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by vel-ex-tech · · Score: 2

      all the social issue ones seem to have gone which is a shame

      How many cisfemale programmers did they create? How many cisfemales installed Linux from Scratch to get practical experience with how an operating system is put together from individual software packages?

      When all the evil assigned male rapists no longer have interest in continuing to take abuse from people like you just to make an average, median wage, will that help the cisfemale hunnies?

      I don't think it will. At least after leaving tech, I'll never again need to hear about how I'm keeping your cisgendered hunnies out of programming either a.) because I'm too much of a creep and slob to date them or b.) because I'm sexually abusing them and raping them.

      HAS IT EVER OCCURRED TO YOU THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO FEEL NO SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO YOUR CISFEMALE HUNNIES?

      At any rate, I'm sick of it. I'll be going off to spend the rest of my life blazed and living in a fantasy world where I'm an individual.

      I don't know how that will help your cisfemale hunnies date better men (NOT ME YOU ASSHOLE--THE THOUGHT DISGUSTS ME FOR THE SAME REASON THE THOUGHT OF HAVING SEX WITH A MAN DISGUSTS MOST MEN. FIGURE IT OUT YOU ASSHOLE) or learn programming, but hey, I don't care. I don't have the problems with rape and stalkers and harassers and slobs with men that you and your cisfemale hunnies seem to have. I think you're all just bad with men. Maybe you need some sensitivity training. Maybe you need to realize that men are not prizes for you to win. Have you ever tried not leaping to the conclusion that all assigned males are constantly staring at your cisgendered hunnies and thinking about sex and looking for the first opportunity to sexually abuse them?

      I'm not an individual to you or any other feminist or SJW, and I never will be. I'm not an individual to people who don't understand tech. I'm just all-men misogynerd 5 of 8 Unimatrix 253 subjuncture 4 alpha.

      I can go into a fantasy land where I am an individual. I like it better there. I guess getting high and daydreaming about being there is a lot like Unimatrix 0.

      Barring that, I'm ok with dying. The world doesn't owe me anything, and I owe the world doodly squat. Find some other all-men to FEEL GUILTY. I don't want to live in a world where no matter what I do I'm all-men misogynerd rapist 5 of 8 Unimatrix 253 subjuncture 4 alpha. I would rather die if I can't get to Unimatrix 0.

      End of line.

    16. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      That's because people bitch and moan about all the hardcore tech stuff, meaning we only get the mainstream stuff now. There is lots of interesting and exciting stuff in tech...

      Electric vehicles - useless crap, can't do 10,000 miles per charge, batteries need replacing every 6 months
      CPU architectures - everything that doesn't have "intel" written on it is crap, and intel is full of spyware
      Windows - installs Windows 10 on your abacus, any useful info will be down-modded
      Linux - it's like we aren't even trying any more
      IoT - can never be secure, let's just laugh at the morons trying to do something with it
      Phone - Apple/Android fanboi threads
      Clean energy - can't do base load, too expensive, trying to take us back to the stone age
      Nuclear - lalalalala can't melt down lalalalalala
      Social issues - help! SJWs are taking over and cutting off my balls
      Compilers - GPL debate
      Microcontrollers/electronics - Arduino/RPi is shit
      Jobs - H1B hate-fest
      Google/SNS - ignore the topic, YOU are the product!!

      I could go on... And I'll admit I'm part of the problem some times. But maybe people could try to write and mod up genuinely interesting and insightful stuff, and maybe not get their knickers in such a twist when a story they don't like the sound of is posted.

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    17. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by zarr · · Score: 1

      Nice summary. I might just print this out and stick it to my wall. That way I'll never have to come back here again.

    18. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Can you suggest a site that has a better discussion system and UI than Slashdot? I don't know of any.

      The interface is basic but functional and easy on the eye. High contrast, focus on the text, predictable layout, respects your font choices etc.

      I don't have the subdomain login issue either. What combination of privacy-enhancing browser plugins are you using? I've got uBlock Origin, Privacy Badger and Vanilla.

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    19. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by sjames · · Score: 1

      What do you expect from someone with an onion tied to his belt?

    20. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1

      I would think a slider of some sort to filter by time|date might be a valid update. While perusing the /. comments once is generally better than most sites - unlike a forum or other platform, the same cannot be said when you are reading the /. comments again. Without the ability to sort by date or refilter the comments its really not as good as a forum that allows you to see chronological order, and read the most recent comments.

      I've also seen, on numerous occasions, where I cannot even find my own comment on the comments page immediately after posting a comment, and page refresh --- The comments section on a "normal page" should generally always load|display all comments (as per your slider settings).
      My 0.02c anyways.

    21. Re: Outage on Slashdot commenters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rescension is always an option, unimatrix 0 is open to all of the sisterhood

    22. Re:Outage on Slashdot commenters by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      What's worse is people moaning and whining about the good old days.

      Nostalgia's not as good as it used to be.

      Not that you'd know...

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  4. Still Working Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can confirm mine was working as of 10 minutes ago when I left for work on the east coast, 8:00am EST (1200 UTC) I'll check again at lunch

    1. Re:Still Working Here by kmahan · · Score: 1

      Try power cycling it. That's what did mine in. Sony's suggested workaround is "don't let it lose power." I should have had mine on a UPS to live through the power outage.

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    2. Re:Still Working Here by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      and unless you already have it on UPS, you're screwed. Well, unless you start stripping live wires in order to patch a UPS onto a live circuit, I guess. Is this device really worth all that, though?

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  5. Former Owner by WoodburyMan · · Score: 4, Informative

    I had one of these back in 2010-2011 or so. First device I actually ran Netflix on. Chumby was a brand of "Smart" internet ready smart alarm clocks. They had basic functions, and 3rd party apps you could install such as Netflix, or different clock faces, etc. Very long end devices. Sony used the Chumby OS and made their own branded versions of these clocks, Sony Dash. I ditched mine back in 2013-2014 or so once I saw a post somewhere showing Sony was discontinueing the platform. I knew it was a matter of time until they killed the services and I was not risking this. Instead I set up a old Android tablet to use as a alarm clock. Works well.

    1. Re:Former Owner by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      About a decade ago Sony sold my friend a DVR. The advantage of their model was that it got the programme guide (EPG) over the internet, which gave you much longer range and could cope with things being rescheduled etc. After three years they discontinued the EPG service due to some kind of fall out with the EPG provider, and the device was basically a brick. You could program it manually, but it was painful. My friend got a 25% refund from the shop and bought a different manufacturer's model.

      Lesson learned, no more Sony products in his household.

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    2. Re:Former Owner by Megane · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That was due to Rovi (formerly known as Macrovisiion, so no stranger to annoying consumers) decided to shut down the OTA version of the TVGOS service. And not just shut it down, but yank it from the world. They demanded the hardware back from stations, who might otherwise have left it running just for the clock. So while it wasn't technically bricked, the usefulness of a DVR without a working clock is very near zero.

      The problem was that Sony, in their infinite arro...wisdom decided that TVGOS would be the only way to set the clock for their DVR. There was no manual clock setting option. Nobody discontinues products like Sony, and their DVR was already discontinued when this happened, so no updates were provided.

      I personally had a ChannelMaster CM7000PAL DVR at this time. I can say that the TVGOS service with its 14 days of guide info was awesome, but that particular DVR also supported using the ATSC guide data, and the clock could be set manually. It was flaky (show descriptions would go to the wrong show, which also happens on my MythTV, but I insist on using the OTA guide data and someday I'll figure out the problems) and most stations only put up 12 hours of data because apparently some TV sets had crappy guide implementations that would freak out with too much data. But it still worked, unlike the Sony.

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    3. Re:Former Owner by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Really wondering why one would want a tablet for alarm clock. Or are you all really so nice to your alarm clock when it rings in the morning? I for one am quite happy that I can just have my hand land on it without too much control and it stops. Stick out hand in the approximate direction the sound comes from and drop it. Thrown it off the cabinet on the floor a few times in the process as well. Wouldn't want to do all that to a tablet.

    4. Re:Former Owner by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Isn't it much easier to have other people record the show and trim the ads for you, and then you just download the torrent later?

    5. Re:Former Owner by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      I guess I'm not sure why anyone buys Sony products after the long list of ways that they've let their customers discover the length, width, and breadth of the shaft. It's not like this is the first, second, third, or even fourth time.

      Between the preference for in-house proprietary crap at the expense of industry standard, the draconian DRM, the revoked promises, early termination of supporting services, and auto-installing rootkits it is baffling to me that anyone still buys anything they make. And they won't learn until people stop.

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    6. Re:Former Owner by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2

      My question: if you're already going to the Internet for the guide data, what the hell is wrong with NTP?

      I hate it when a company decides they know better than the rest of the world and make a square wheel, and then weld it to the hub.

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    7. Re:Former Owner by WoodburyMan · · Score: 2

      I have my old phone/tablet in a Hale Dreamer dock. http://haledevices.com/product... It provides a easy to press "Shut the hell up I'm awake I'm awake" button as well as volume and brightness dials. Likewise.. its an old Galaxy Tab 2 7". If it died, it wouldn't be the worst thing. I forgot in between I actually ran an Archos Home Connect 35. It ran Android 2.2.1. Had a decent speaker. Alas the small battery (so your alarm would still go off if you lost power) decided to expand and bloat and break the plastic housing. Threw it off soon after I took it apart and realized the battery was about to pop.

    8. Re:Former Owner by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      No, because they use the wrong codecs, leave the black bars on, don't set the size to a multiple of 16 and put.periods.in.the.titel.between.all.the.words (which they also spell wrong) and don't pad episode numbers with leading zeroes so 11 plays before 2.

      The rotten fucking bastards.

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  6. If memory serves... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Chumby was one of Bunnie Huang's projects(of xbox hacking fame back in the day); and it was notably OSS-y and user accessible by the standards of consumer electronics. Best Buy briefly had their own chumby-based product("Insignia Infocast 8") and I picked one up a while back when they were on sale. The features weren't on by default; but you could poke a couple of menu items to start up SSH right out of the box; and the device used a microSD card for firmware, making experimentation with custom builds low-risk and fairly painless.

    [i]However[/i] Sony's version, unlike all the other chumby variants, was markedly more closed because Sony included some video playback features that they didn't want people getting their filthy hands on. I think that, for that reason, their hardware was among the nicest/fastest of any of the chumby devices; but also the most hostile to user tinkering. That makes Sony terminating their support likely to sting even harder.

    That said, I'm a bit surprised that the hammer didn't fall sooner: the chumby was a neat device; but it came out not too long before Android started showing up all over the place and at increasingly low price points, at which point the similar-role-but-vastly-tinier-ecosystem chumby really had no hope of survival or niche to occupy. I still use mine, it has served me well; but if I were buying today the combination of ubiquitous and cheap Android-things and the post-rPi crazy cheap dev boards would certainly rule it out. Dick move on Sony's part(non-Sony chumby units are still working fine); but not a total surprise.

    1. Re:If memory serves... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      It makes you wonder why people were dumb enough to not think that Sony would fuck them squarely in the ass. They could have bought the same thing from someone else, if only they had been willing to live with slightly degraded video. Instead, they said "Ooh, Shiny! Surely Sony will never do anything bad!" in spite of their long and hallowed history to the contrary.

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    2. Re:If memory serves... by Nutria · · Score: 1

      in spite of their long and hallowed history to the contrary.

      Because most people aren't geeks who obsess over this kind of stuff.

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    3. Re:If memory serves... by dwillden · · Score: 1

      Or they said Ooh, a cheap internet connected alarm clock on Woot!, I need an alarm clock and like things internetty and it pulls the time from the NIST time server and I'll never have to worry about forgetting to move the clock back or forward or it slowly getting off of the accurate time so I'll try it.

      Mine was still working this morning. Waking me to my favorite Pandora channel. Some of the data apps I have had stopped functioning the last couple days but not the base use I had for the device. Now I need to get a new alarm clock, because yes, Sony screwed me over by not keeping the servers running as long as the device is capable of running. But it's not that big a deal. Mildly disappointed, maybe I'll be able to find something else to play my Pandora channel each morning.

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    4. Re:If memory serves... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Most people trust brands like Sony. They probably had a Sony TV that worked well enough, and maybe a Playstation. Their hifi gear is popular and mostly well liked. It's only lately that things have started going badly wrong, with malware infected CDs, feature removal from paid-for products, service discontinuation. Even so, they are winning the current generation console war.

      So when the average person sees a Sony product in a shop they aren't really aware of all the bad stuff Sony does. Chances are the PSN hack was the only one they have even heard of or remember, and they probably blame the hackers alone for that, and it was probably before they bought these things. What they see is the premium price tag (so it must be good), the Sony branding and the promise of Netflix and other services. It's only years later when they get screwed over.

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    5. Re:If memory serves... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2

      You don't have to be a geek for this, just watch the news channels of Sony getting into one big lawsuit after another, all anti-consumer. It really started decades ago with the CD root kit and hasn't really stopped. I'm pretty sure "Sony" and "good customer service" no longer appear together anywhere, so people should be forewarned.

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    6. Re:If memory serves... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Most people trust brands like Sony. They probably had a Sony TV that worked well enough, and maybe a Playstation.

      Well, Sony TVs were long the best in the industry, and last I checked they were still pretty good, if overpriced. But Playstations? I have had several Playstation devices go into failure modes. Who hasn't had a PSX (original PS, that is) or PSOne refuse to read discs when not inverted?

      Even so, they are winning the current generation console war.

      Microsoft basically forfeited with their attempts to put gamers on lockdown. By the time they backpedaled, earning their console's alternate 180 degree-related moniker, the damage had been done. It's not like they have a good name either, but if they had gone the other direction and embraced more open idea slike cross-network play at the beginning then I suspect that they would have carried this generation. The more they tighten their grasp, the more their competitors will be able to print money. Idiots.

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    7. Re:If memory serves... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Sure, the Playstation has always had issue. PS1 and PS2 both had drive failures, PS3 had overheating issues and feature removal... But compare that to the competition. The Saturn wasn't well supported, and the N64 was underpowered and seemed childish compared to the way Sony pushed the PS1. The Dreamcast never gained enough traction and had some reliability issues too. The XBOX is okay, but the 360 had the massive Red Ring of Death problem.

      So while Sony gaming hardware sucked, it sucked slightly less than the competition.

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    8. Re:If memory serves... by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      But Playstations? I have had several Playstation devices go into failure modes. Who hasn't had a PSX (original PS, that is) or PSOne refuse to read discs when not inverted?

      PlayStation yes, but not the PSone.

      I've had a couple of early model PS2's go DRE, though not the 50001 model (those are built like tanks...and about as heavy as a tank if you have an HDD in it)

      My CECHE model PS3 had graphics glitching and freezing issues. There was one game that would freeze at the same spot every time. (FFX remaster) Sony fixed it

      I bought a used OLED Vita, it had intermittent twitchy touchscreen issues. I've sent it in. SCEA charges more to fix Vitas than PS3's.

  7. stopping devs stops the product too!? heresy! by ThePhish · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm sure that one bloke who missed work that day because of his niche product not working, due to some large multinational company decided to cut losses is going to be very happy Timothy made him front-page famous on the Slashdots.

    "...we must avoid clinging to the edifice of a decadent past" doesn't seem to apply to a knockoff product of something that was popular between tuesday night and a wednesday morning, half a dozen years ago.

    1. Re:stopping devs stops the product too!? heresy! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's notable because the device was so reliant on the server that even basic, non-connected features like the alarm clock failed. High tech alarm clock failures are themselves something fairly new and interesting, as Apple users will tell you. Stuff that used to be simple and just work seems to have regressed.

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    2. Re:stopping devs stops the product too!? heresy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's almost as if relying on the cloud causes problems when said cloud disappears.
       

    3. Re:stopping devs stops the product too!? heresy! by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      And what is more amazing, is that none of these uber geeks with their Sony toys know how to do a port forward in their home router to a regular time server.

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  8. Picture frame is now bricked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the few remaining dash users here- I got mine for $5 at a yard sale.

    I use it exclusively as a picture frame to display my own pictures stored locally (USB stick). Now because it can't "phone home" to Sony, ALL functions are disabled, so I can't use it anymore to display my pictures. They could easily have built this thing to function in "offline mode" as a clock and picture frame, but they didn't.

    1. Re:Picture frame is now bricked by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Now where is the benefit to them in that?

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  9. DRM drives bad design by merky1 · · Score: 2

    In the end, the Dash was killed by the decision to support DRM that required a server side component. This would always wind up costing Sony more to support than the device would ever make. That and the rise of landfill android, and suddenly there was no reason to buy a Dash.

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  10. Echoes of NetMD abandonment by ihtoit · · Score: 1

    Welcome to my world. It is seriously pissing me off having to write through the analogue hole for my audio masters because fucking Sony decided it no longer needed to even try and leave Sonicstage users with a fucking functional USB driver!

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  11. I've been using a Dash for several years, by pecosdave · · Score: 2

    I also have a Chumby one.

    I believe my wife is personally responsible for a Dash update. My Dash actually got a Firmware update a little over a month ago - which surprised the shit out of me considering I pretty much knew it was running on life support. In fact I kept an eye on my Abe Vigoda status - it declared him alive even while in dead state and unlike to achieve alive again.

    As for the update - I don't really believe in streaming music. Yes, I'm one of those weirdo's who has a huge CD collection, I buy CD's, rip and compress them to OGG and rarely stream music, and that being said I have a huge video library also.

    My wife does not have this particular way of looking at the world, around November or so she saw the Pandora app on while I was messing with my Dash and got all excited. "I didn't know that was on there!" She's been streaming for many hours each day while I'm at work, somewhere between four and ten hours a day I'm guessing. She loved the Dash because it didn't have the "We don't like playing to an empty room" thing going on. Guess what was the only change I could find after the recent firmware update?

    As for my Chumby One - when Chumby quit working some recent years back I found Chumby offline firmware, downloaded the apps I liked from the Sony Dash site, FTPed them over to my Chumby and that was working until the power supply quit. I still need to get a new supply.

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    1. Re:I've been using a Dash for several years, by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Wait what, you can FTP to a Chumby?

      While I have heard of the Chumby I hadn't heard of the Dash.

    2. Re:I've been using a Dash for several years, by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      The Chumby can be thought of as a primitive ancestor of the Raspberry Pi. There's internal storage on an SD card, it can boot to USB, all sorts of stuff, it was ahead of its time. I'm really surprised it didn't get a bigger following than it had, it really was an awesome little unit.

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    3. Re: I've been using a Dash for several years, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chumby is alive and well @ chumby.com.

  12. Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would you EVER used an alarm clock that NEEDS the internet to even work... Like wtf? Who is this moron so I can slap him.
    An alarm clock is the dumbest thing out there, there's no need to make it Always Online, like seriously.

    1. Re:Wait... by Jhon · · Score: 1

      "Why would you EVER used an alarm clock that NEEDS the internet to even work... Like wtf?"

      Actually, it doesn't need the internet to work AS AN ALARM CLOCK. The problem is the damn thing chokes if it HAS internet access and cant reach 'home' after a reboot. If it DOESN'T have internet access, just the alarms work. It's a stupid fail that no user would expect and a serious oversight by Sony.

    2. Re:Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not an oversight at all. Every Sony net-enabled devices has a phone home routine that checks to make sure that Sony servers are online. If the device determines that it has a communications channel, but Sony cannot be found, then either the end times have occurred, and the device should quietly wait for instructions on when to kill all the humans, or, Sony has gone out of business, and it's time for all Sony products to die.

    3. Re:Wait... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Since it is Sony, I would not immediately consider it an oversight...

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  13. still works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I may be that 1 in 10 people who still have one. I use it for clock and weather, rest of the apps that I used previously have slowly died over the years, like Nasa's apod.

    I will stop relying on the alarm function though :)

  14. On a cloud (service) when the magic runs out... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Reminds me of Niven's _The Magic Goes Away_ - where at one point the protagonists are using a magically-stiffened-and-driven cloud for cross-country transport and are concerned about what happens to them if they hit a place in the sky where the "mana" is used up...

    "Where are you on a cloud when the magic goes away?"

    Where are you on a cloud SERVICE when the magic goes away?

    Perhaps a few incidents like this will start people wondering why you would ever use a cloud service for something mission-critical - or for anything -in the first place?

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    1. Re:On a cloud (service) when the magic runs out... by Jhon · · Score: 1

      "Where are you on a cloud SERVICE when the magic goes away?"

      With an alarm clock. That's the way it DOES work. The problem is that *IF* it has internet access but cannot reach 'home' is locks as described in the article -- it's a stupid fail that no user would expect. Shut off the power, disable your home wifi, restart and POOF, it boots to just the alarm clock. You get an annoying "network" message but it will wake you up when you want it to.

  15. Soy says issue not by intent, working on fix by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

    Apparently only affects only one of Sony's Dash models:

    https://us.en.kb.sony.com/app/...

  16. Proof of overreliance upon technology by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Late to work because of your electronic device being unable to connect to a server?

    Buy a fucking battery-backup manual alarm clock like a real person.

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  17. Too bad, it's a nice concept. by wjcofkc · · Score: 1

    I had never heard of a Sony DASH until now. I had to look it up on a few sites and read some reviews to make sure I understood what it is. I like the concept and in my own way am in fact employing it right now. So this is effectively an Android tablet with some nice software that turns it into a dedicated use device, even if as a single purpose device that purpose encompasses employing a set of features through a single software interface. I would purchase one of these under two circumstances. 1. It was not in the process of being abandoned including Sony server side software. 2. It wasn't overpriced.

    Personally I have two el-cheapo Android tablets that serve a single function. One never leaves my music stand, the other is for monitoring security cameras ( made up of every smartphone I have owned since 2008 ),

    Unfortunately for this device, it looks like you really need the back and front end software to make it useful within the scope of it's intended focus.

    I 'm not sure I made a specific point so in case I didn't here you go: that fact that I am only just now hearing about it tells me that they did not market the product correctly as I fall into the real of their target audience. Oh well.

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  18. Clear your /. cookies dude by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1

    I've experienced that ("can't stay logged in") recently. It was really starting to piss me off. "How can this be so broken?" "Why isn't anyone else complaining about it?" .... oh the old Windows 98, IE fix-for-everything that starts with, "clear your cookies" dude (at least the /. ones).

  19. PC revolution meant no reliance on remote server! by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

    The entire Personal Computing revolution was the ability to work WITHOUT a remote server, in contrast to the dumb-terminal/remote-mainframe paradigm that had been the only game in town. Total reliance on a remote server (when there is local intelligence) is abysmally stupid - it's not even reasonable DRM for local features like a clock to fail. (Yes, I'm willing to put up with "reasonable" DRM for subscription services just like I pay for my dead-tree magazine subscriptions, politically incorrect, so sorry.)

  20. The next vendor lock-in story by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    So you just noticed that your tethered toy only works as long as your master considers it useful for him to let you have it?

    Maybe we should tell you not to touch the stove? Or that water is wet? Or is there something else that's obvious that you don't know yet?

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  21. Chumby branded Chumbys still work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The original Chumbys, (not the Sony branded ones) still work thanks to the heroic efforts of one of the original software developers for it, Duane Maxwell. He took over the Chumby.com domain, re-started the servers, and for a modest fee ($3/mo) keeps them alive. It's ironic his dirt-simple business model is still going where the original one failed.

    1. Re:Chumby branded Chumbys still work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Details: http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/2014/jul/08/Chumby-widgets-apps-relaunch-Blue-Octy/

  22. Chumby is still ALIVE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BTW Chumby is NOT dead! The system is up and running and new widgets and updates are working. Come by Chumby.com and see what is happening. No new units are being sold but a lot is happening.

  23. Working fine now that I'm home: by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    My work day was too long to get THIS article on that screen but my Chuck Norris Facts and Confucius Say still plays.

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  24. Port Android to the Dash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I own two of the Dash units. They are nice clocks, internet synced and it had a great weather app/clock using Yahoo weather service. I wish Sony would take someone from their Android dev team and port Android OS to the Dash. That would solve a lot of problems for everyone. I have no confidence Sony will maintain this lead weight much longer so I ordered a Zettaly Avy Wireless Smart Speaker this week from Amazon. I think this should be a decent replacement for the Dash.

  25. They should do a update so it don't need them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's junk it can not work with out connecting there a Sony server. Made a update to the Sony Dash so it don't need to connect to a server to boot up all the way.

  26. Maybe Refund from Sony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the Dash unusable, Sony need to refund to all Dash owners!

  27. Looks like the fix is out by FourG · · Score: 1

    Requires a USB key to apply the update via the bootloader. I had to do a factory reset after in order to get mine to download the control panel.

    http://esupport.sony.com/US/p/swu-download.pl?mdl=HIDC10&upd_id=10724&os_group_id=18

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