Amazon Is Now Sending Postcards To Remind Kindle Owners To Update Their Devices (the-digital-reader.com)
Reader Nate the greatest writes: Amazon's getting serious about a recent required firmware update. Last month Amazon sent out emails, asking everyone to update, and this week they stepped up their game. Several Kindle owners say they've received postcards from Amazon with reminders to update their Kindles. Sure, this is an important update which adds security certificates, but don't you think this is overkill?
Amazon's diligence on this issue raises my tinfoil hat feelers.
If you worked for Amazon Kindle support you'd be doing all you can to head off the hoard of screaming customer wanting to know why their device has stopped working.
Speaking of overkill, how about somebody burning lean tissue blogging over the fact that Amazon decided to send postcards to people.
Why in god's sweet FUCK would I object to them going out of their way to send me a postcard to remind me that, if I want my Kindle to continue working, I better update the firmware?
It's like all the tards who took the internet in droves because they got all bent out of shape that they got a free U2 album they'll never listen to from Apple.
Jesus christ, talk about manufactured melodrama.
I received an email encouraging me to update my 2015 Kindle not long ago. I tried to check for updates on the device but found nothing. Two weeks later, Amazon sent me a similar message again. After another update check, I still found nothing. I wasn't able to get the device to upgrade until I manually copied the firmware file to the device.
Maybe they're sending out paper postcards because their update system broke electronic updates altogether on specific Kindles, so a special manual fix is needed?
While that is just speculation since I don't own a Kindle, I do have a Fire TV, and Amazon's automatic updates broke its wired networking about a month ago. The device reports that "Your Ethernet cable is disconnected", when it is clear that it is connected and working properly since switches confirm the link on their LEDs just fine, and I can even see the Fire TV's bootup packets on the router upstream. In other words, the hardware is entirely OK but Amazon's update screwed up the higher level embedded networking code.
The above is a stock Fire TV (UK), not a hacked one or anything.
If Amazon devs are so careless that they let updates brick Fire TVs, it's not impossible that certain ranges of Kindles have suffered a similar fate and need instructions on postcards sent by snail mail to rectify the failure.
Pushing that hard just for "security updates"? More like, what books did Amazon loses the rights to sell that they want to stealth delete from your kindle? Regular tablet with eBook reading software does the job quite nicely thank you.
Urgency without transparency is the issue...
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