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Microsoft Sues US Justice Department, Asks Court To Declare Secrecy Orders Unconstitutional (geekwire.com)

Todd Bishop, reporting for GeekWire: Microsoft is suing the U.S. Justice Department, asking a federal judge to declare unconstitutional a provision of U.S. law that lets the government keep Microsoft and other tech companies from informing their customers when investigators seek access to emails and other cloud data. The suit, filed moments ago in U.S. District Court in Seattle, targets Section 2705(b) of the Electronic Communications Privacy Act, which allows the government to seek and obtain secrecy orders preventing companies from letting their customers know when their data is the target of a federal warrant, subpoena or court order. Brad Smith, Microsoft's president and chief legal officer, recently criticized the 30-year-old Electronic Communications Privacy Act as outdated during his testimony in February before the U.S. House Judiciary Committee -- bringing along IBM's first laptop, released the same year, to help illustrate his point.Microsoft argues that these "indefinite gag orders" violate the First Amendment rights to inform customers. Furthermore, the company adds that the law also "flouts" the Fourth Amendment, which requires the government to give a notice to the concerned person when his or her property is being searched or seized. "This is a First Amendment fight that needed to get picked and I'm glad Microsoft picked it. Just as in the real world with physical seizures, secrecy in digital seizures should be the exception and not the rule. Yet as the Microsoft complaint shows, it's receiving thousands of law enforcement gag orders every year and more than two-thirds of them are eternal gags with no end data," said Kevin Bankston, internet freedom advocate and digital rights lawyer. "This is clearly unconstitutional, yet with so many orders per year, it makes sense to strike at the root with a facial challenge to the law rather than try and challenge them all individually. And based on previous similar cases around gag orders in national security cases, I think they'll succeed in striking this overbroad law down."

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  1. About time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Even state secrets are subject to FOIA acts and even if decades pass they are eventually released. These should not be any different.

    1. Re:About time! by Aighearach · · Score: 5, Funny

      Even state secrets are subject to FOIA acts and even if decades pass they are eventually released. These should not be any different.

      Yeah. If MS wins this case, I'll commit to leaving windows installed on at least 1 computer in my office.

      I might not plug it into the network, but I'll find some use for it.

    2. Re:About time! by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      "I might not plug it into the network, but I'll find some use for it."

      Nonsense. Every network needs a honeypot.

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    3. Re:About time! by Quzak · · Score: 1

      Its called the Legend of Soltar

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    4. Re:About time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      there is a difference between a honeypot and a nuclear bomb.

    5. Re:About time! by cfalcon · · Score: 1

      In Windows 10 it shows ads. Installing Windows 10 strips away your old ad-free version of Solitaire, too.

      If you don't want to see ads, they offer a yearly subscription that lets you play Solitaire without ads.

      If you cleverly kept your old executables, they won't work, but you can find a workaround here:
      http://www.howtogeek.com/22512...

      Even as a solitaire box, Windows 10 falls short. Linux, of course, still offers that game and many more!

  2. Horse Analogy? by Major+Blud · · Score: 1

    "recently criticized the 30-year-old Electronic Communications Privacy Act as outdated during his testimony in February before the U.S. House Judiciary Committee -- bringing along IBM's first laptop, released the same year, to help illustrate his point."

    This seems like an odd analogy to make. Did he ride a horse to the courthouse to show that the fourth amendment is outdated?

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    1. Re:Horse Analogy? by Iamthecheese · · Score: 2

      It's like a law implementing harsh punishment for leaving your car in a stable without a bale of hay and a clean water trough.

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    2. Re:Horse Analogy? by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 2

      recently criticized the 30-year-old Electronic Communications Privacy Act as outdated during his testimony in February before the U.S. House Judiciary Committee -- bringing along IBM's first laptop, released the same year, to help illustrate his point.

      This seems like an odd analogy to make. Did he ride a horse to the courthouse to show that the fourth amendment is outdated?

      No, he's not making the case that the 4th Amendment is outdated. Laws can easily be changed, and should if they no longer meet the goals they are supposed to. Amendments take considerably more effort, which is a good thing.

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    3. Re:Horse Analogy? by dryeo · · Score: 2

      Amendments take considerably more effort, which is a good thing.

      That's arguable. If having a Constitution that is too hard to amend just encourages politicians to write unconstitutional laws and the courts to allow it, how is that a good thing? The Constitution should be a document that the government, including the courts, follows. Not a document that is routinely ignored.
      Really the fix would be a Supreme Court that took the Bill of Rights seriously, then amendments would be forced.
      Examples include this story. The 1st is pretty clear, Congress will make no law abridging speech, which includes secrecy laws, even if they are in the interest of national security. The 2nd is also pretty clear, everyone is allowed to be armed, including criminals, the mentally unstable and even terrorists like your founders. Imagine enforcing those amendments as written and the debate on amending to allow Congress to pass secrecy laws, child porn laws, laws denying all people arms etc.
      Instead, because it is hard, it is ignored.

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    4. Re:Horse Analogy? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The 2nd is also pretty clear, everyone is allowed to be armed

      Until they turn 45.
      Obviously it's about the National Guard and has fuckall to do with actual gun ownership.

    5. Re:Horse Analogy? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Obviously you can't read more than a few words at a time. Work on that short term memory!

    6. Re:Horse Analogy? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      You know, in grammar they have these things called commas that separate subordinate clauses from the meaning of the sentence. The first part of the sentence just gives a reason for the right to bear arms. Nowhere in the constitution does it say that is the only reason. It takes some significant twisting of the meaning to get to that point.

      A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Nowhere does it say you have to be a member of the militia to own an arm, and in fact, the militia was made up of the ordinary people off the street, so EVERYONE was expected to own a firearm in case the militia was needed.

      How about we start handing out rifles with every high school diploma, after all you adhere to a strict understanding of the constitution. They should be M-16 rifles and M9 handguns, to align with the supreme court's understanding of the second amendment, as it should only be military arms. We should also all get training on driving a tank, and how to aim a howitzer, as those would be roughly equivalent to the privately owned cannon in the revolutionary and civil wars.

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  3. Corporations have no rights by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But spying on Americans is unconstitutional as they have done it.

    It's sad that SCOTUS won't allow Americans to sue for unconstitutional actions to collect their data, but will allow American companies (in the loosest sense of the term) to do so.

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    1. Re:Corporations have no rights by LVSlushdat · · Score: 2

      Kinda makes you think that SCOTUS considers corporations to be more of a "citizen" then actual human-being citizens..... Perhaps this is where we are today... "America.. Owned and Operated by corporations..."

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    2. Re:Corporations have no rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      IANAL, but as I understand it, Americans can sue, but their cases are likely to be thrown out as they cannot show standing, or the government opts to exercise sovereign immunity. The reason we citizens lack standing is because the court orders are hidden, so we can't prove our rights were violated. The same thing can happen to the corporations, although when the court orders were actually issued to the corporation, the corporation may (again, IANAL) have standing. OTOH, perhaps the government argues that since the corporation is not the one whose rights were violated, they have no standing, either - and maybe they get a judge to buy that.

    3. Re:Corporations have no rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      OTOH, perhaps the government argues that since the corporation is not the one whose rights were violated, they have no standing, either - and maybe they get a judge to buy that.

      I suspect the reason Microsoft brought the suit on First Amendment grounds and not Fourth Amendment grounds is that Microsoft has standing on First Amendment grounds but not Fourth Amendment grounds. If Microsoft wins, then the parties whose data was collected can decide whether or not they sue the government for violating their Fourth Amendment rights. However, if they are suing for anything other than having one or more laws/behaviors being declared unconstitutional, then I doubt they will get anywhere.

    4. Re:Corporations have no rights by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

      Can you elaborate? SCOTUS does not control who sues whom. Any individual can sue the government in district court, and if they lose there they can appeal to the appellate court, and then if they lose there as well they can appeal to the SCOTUS, who could either hear the case or kick it back down the ladder.

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    5. Re:Corporations have no rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      A well-regulated, by the government, militia is going to turn on the government?

      You guntards are sad sacks.

    6. Re:Corporations have no rights by JaiWing · · Score: 1

      ... or PAY a judge to get that ...

    7. Re:Corporations have no rights by sumdumass · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nah.. it is a matter of standing. You cannot sue unless you can prove you were wronged and entitled to sue. Well you can but it won't last long before getting tossed out.

      You and I cannot show we have standing unless someone is willing to violate the law and give us evidence. The company is given evidence about others (the secret nsa letters and gag orders) and can show standing except until now, no one has been able to make a claim. Ms is saying that the process limits their first amendment rights which gives them a claim they can put with the evidence.

      I doubt this would happen if Apple didn't fight the government and show Microsoft it wouldn't kill them. In fact I think this might be Microsoft trying to cash in on Apple's good fortune.

    8. Re: Corporations have no rights by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

      Come on man, you can't see the pattern here ? :D

      Your citizenship attribute is directly proportional to the amount of money or information you can wield at any given moment.

      The wealthier or more "in-the-know" you are, the stronger your citizenship score.

      This is why if I protest a thing, I am ignored. But if say. . . Goldman Sachs or Google protests a thing, folks take notice.

      Especially those lawmakers who receive bribes. . . . er. . . campaign donations from said groups.

    9. Re:Corporations have no rights by kimvette · · Score: 1

      > Americans can sue, but their cases are likely to be thrown out as they cannot show standing, or the government opts to exercise sovereign immunity. The reason we citizens lack standing is because the court orders are hidden, so we can't prove our rights were violated.

      This is what makes Manning and Snowden heroes. The US government regularly shits on the constitution when it serves politicians' interests and they pretend that our system of checks and balances do not apply to them. I only wish they had dumped ALL data they had access to onto the Internet for public consumption.

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    10. Re: Corporations have no rights by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Scotus works. Albiet it seems a little political at the moment but it works.

      The problem is that there is no law in question when you cannot show standing. So there is literally no suit of law to be questioned. This could change if MS prevails or there is some sort of leak of information that allows standing to be demonstrated.

  4. Warrant Canary ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Maybe tech companies should offer a warrant canary service to all users. Just sent the same e-mail to the user everyday "In the last 2 weeks we have not received an order under Section 2705(b) of the Electronic Communications Privacy Act about you" and stop sending it for 2 weeks when data is being demanded.

    1. Re:Warrant Canary ? by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Even better would be for them to ignore the gag orders and issue press releases announcing the actions, to keep the government in check. They've never imprisoned a corporate entity for ignoring consumer protection laws, for fraud, engaging in usury, or denying warranty service on items, so why should pointing out when politicians do evil land them in prison? It's not like politicians are hypocrites, right? oh wait.. nvm.

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  5. Re:The Bill of Rights is a great document. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The people who work at corporations are actually people, and the BOR applies to all persons in the country, not just citizens.

  6. It's all about standing by sjbe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's sad that SCOTUS won't allow Americans to sue for unconstitutional actions to collect their data, but will allow American companies (in the loosest sense of the term) to do so.

    The difference (probably) is in that Microsoft has actual evidence of harm done to them and their customers so they have standing to sue. Microsoft would be aware of these gag orders and what the government was requesting from them. Additionally it costs a measurable amount of money for Microsoft to comply with these search orders so there is a way to gauge A) the amount of harm done and B) the cost of compliance. Since Microsoft should be able to show some amount of harm (even if small) then they would have standing to sue.

    While I agree that it's kind of shitty that citizens are in this catch 22 where they can't sue because they don't have standing but they can't get/prove the information to establish that they do have standing because the only means to get it is to sue. But if Microsoft can short circuit this problem on behalf of citizens then perhaps we will end up with a resolution after all.

    1. Re:It's all about standing by DCFusor · · Score: 2

      I do hope this isn't a plan to snatch defeat from the jaw of victory...another approach they could use is that this is essentially an unlawful "taking" in a couple of senses (yet another amendment). They used to have the right to sell services that could be considered secure (yes, I know). If it's totally public, and it is, that none of their services are the least bit secure (from the government...we already know about the rest) - then no sales to anyone who cares about their privacy. That's potentially a huge "taking" without recompense. Ditto a taking from those with a reasonable expectation that just because they (foolishly IMO) use cloud, they are now extra exposed to .gov snooping (along with the rest). Good to have another trick in your pocket if the first one fails, assuming you actually want to win.

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    2. Re:It's all about standing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      exactly, but the "evidence" itself is under a gag order... would they be violating the gag by submitting them as combined evidence?

  7. If they win this.. by SlashDread · · Score: 2

    I swear Ill give Windows another shot...

    1. Re:If they win this.. by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      I swear Ill give Windows another shot...

      I got a little over enthusiastic and jumped the gun and am trying Windows right now. OH GOD! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! IT BUUUU...,...%./d"[carrier lost]

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    2. Re:If they win this.. by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      Clearly this is the embrace phase of.... something...

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  8. Re:No doubt Slashdot will support MS here by kwiecmmm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sometimes it's necessary to maintain the secrecy of an investigation, like to find out who a terrorist's conspirators are. That said, Slashdot is primarily concerned with ensuring that terrorists have privacy to plot their attacks, that they have strong first, second, and fourth amendment rights, and that the contents of dead terrorists' phones aren't decrypted by investigators. Sorry, Slashdot, but the Bill of Rights was never meant to protect treason.

    Microsoft says in the suit that federal courts have issued nearly 2,600 secrecy orders to the company over the past 18 months, and more than two-thirds of those orders didn’t have a defined ending date.

    I seriously doubt that the 2,600 orders that Microsoft has received in the past 18 months, are all for foreign adversaries.

    And even if they are for an American who the law thinks is a terrorist, the law needs to respect that person's rights. Otherwise if the person is convicted the conviction will eventually be overturned.

    If we start ignoring all of our constitutional rights because of terrorism, then what are we fighting for at that point?

  9. Re:No doubt Slashdot will support MS here by laugau · · Score: 5, Insightful

    and also... for the children.

    The Bill of Rights WAS meant to protect someone from being prosecuted for treason unless the government acts within the bounds of the Bill of Rights. Namely, right to an attorney, right to a trial, right to warrants, right of free speech, right to cross examine, right to review evidence, right for refuse to board soldiers in your home, right to refuse to submit to a state religion, right to publish articles in the press that do not favor the government.

    Any person could make an argument that X is treason or terrorism or any other thing you want to call it. Congress can pass any law they want defining that X is unlawful. They can argue until they are blue in the face that the public needs to be protected from X and in order to protect the public from X that certain rights need to be ignored and bypassed... but guess what... rights are SUPPOSED to trump that. If I am a traitor, prove it without violating my rights. Then and only then can you punish me.

    If you sacrifice liberty for security, you deserve neither. && Government should stop legislating morality. && Anytime someone says "There should be a law..." there probably shouldn't.

    Laws are supposed to exist to prevent your exercise of rights from affecting my rights. If a person doesn't interfere with the rights of another, there is no need to legislate or prosecute.

  10. Lay down with dogs... by Iamthecheese · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I admire this effort to look out for my privacy but it's too little and waaaaaaaay too late. The travesty of Windows 10, cooperation with the Chinese government, rolling over for the NSA, peering agreements that include customer data, privacy agreements detailing essentially inevitable loss of all personal data, abuse of certification programs... Microsoft hasn't cared about my privacy for the last 41 years and now suddenly they want to give precisely one fuck?

    Sorry Microsoft, I know a shit sandwich when I bite into one. If you want my trust here's what you need to do: Divest the software you want me to trust into a new department. Enforce complete transparency in that department. Enforce a top-to-bottom ethics code in that department. Offer a transparent reward for whistle-blowers there, overseen by an independent privacy-minded organization. Do all this and I'll trust the software from that one department.

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    1. Re:Lay down with dogs... by lgw · · Score: 1

      It's a weird dichotomy for MS. Half the time they're either fighting or getting clever to protect customer privacy, yet the other half they're spying on customers to an absurd degree. WTF MS?

      MS could have been a real alternative to the Google panopticon had they gone a different way with Win10, but now all trust is gone.

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  11. Re:No doubt Slashdot will support MS here by Bugler412 · · Score: 1

    Way to plant that false flag my man. Think of the children!

  12. Re:The Bill of Rights is a great document. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And this is about people (the customers). So, what is your point?

  13. Re:No, that is how the world should work. by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    That argument worked well in Nazi Germany.

    Not.

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  14. Justice delayed = Justice denied by sjbe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Even state secrets are subject to FOIA acts and even if decades pass they are eventually released

    What good does a FOIA act do for a citizen if they can't get an answer until decades later? The effects of the gag order and the information they are seeking happen presently. Denying a citizen the right to face their accuser in a timely manner is functionally equivalent to declaring them guilty of whatever they are accused of. The notion of a permanent gag order seems blatantly unconstitutional, not to mention immoral.

  15. Third Amendment by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... right for refuse to board soldiers in your home,

    Important point about the Third Amendment: The soldier didn't just eat your food and sleep on your couch. He served as a government spy. Listened in on your conversations, went through your papers and mail when you weren't looking, reported all to his superiors in the military and intelligence services.

    He was the revolutionary-era meat version of spyware installed by the government on your computers.

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  16. Re:No doubt Slashdot will support MS here by Ken+D · · Score: 2

    Ah, the old "criminals don't have rights" point of view, which depends upon the belief that "we only investigate criminals" or similarly "we only investigate / target the guilty"

    A quite controvertible non-fact.

  17. But does Microsoft have standing? by toonces33 · · Score: 1

    By this I mean, are they being injured by this law? If not, then it seems like the courts might throw this out. But if they have been injured, then admitting that they have been injured is tantamount to admitting that they have received such orders, which they are expressly not allowed to do.

    I don't know what happens if Microsoft is unable to state whether or not they have standing to sue or not. Admitting they aren't (which if they have not been subject to such orders - unlikely) would be legal. And refusing to say one way or another amounts to admitting that such orders exist, since if no such orders existed, they would be free to say so.

    This all makes my head spin..

    1. Re:But does Microsoft have standing? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      By this I mean, are they being injured by this law? If not, then it seems like the courts might throw this out. But if they have been injured, then admitting that they have been injured is tantamount to admitting that they have received such orders, which they are expressly not allowed to do.

      Almost. The overlords apparently made a tiny mistake, and put sunset clauses on a handful of those secrecy orders. Most of them never expire, but some of them have, and are therefore legal to complain about publicly.

  18. Re:Orders from whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    A) Yes. See the Snowden releases for details.
    B) Yes. This has been known since *before* the Snowden releases.
    C) Yes, but that has nothing to do with the suit in question.

  19. Re:Orders from whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And now realize the FISA has been circumvented repeatedly. This is not new news. The FBI admitted to running planes over major metropolitan areas snooping on calls for a great many people without a warrant. The FBI's gag orders have famously been applied to Qwest who tried to fight and then their CEO was buried.

  20. Re:No doubt Slashdot will support MS here by erapert · · Score: 1

    When they came for the Jews I did not speak up because I was not a Jew...

  21. Re:No doubt Slashdot will support MS here by sconeu · · Score: 1

    If we start ignoring all of our constitutional rights because of terrorism, then what are we fighting for at that point?

    I hope you don't mind if I steal that line.

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  22. Re:No doubt Slashdot will support MS here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sometimes it's necessary to maintain the secrecy of an investigation, like to find out who a terrorist's conspirators are. That said, Slashdot is primarily concerned with ensuring that terrorists have privacy to plot their attacks, that they have strong first, second, and fourth amendment rights, and that the contents of dead terrorists' phones aren't decrypted by investigators. Sorry, Slashdot, but the Bill of Rights was never meant to protect treason.

    Ah then maybe we should write that into law. "If you're a terrorist, then the Bill of Rights doesn't apply to you".

    Trouble is, Congress comes along and changes the definition of "terrorist".

    For example - immigration law says the U.S. can deport "aggravated felons". Then they define "aggravated felony" in such a way that a misdemeanor shoplifting offence with a one one year suspended sentence qualifies.

  23. Beware of "third party storage" by oneiros27 · · Score: 2

    Basically, there's a concept that if someone else is holding your stuff, then it's not private, and therefore, they only need a subpoena and not a warrant to get it ... and they don't need to notify the person whose stuff it is (so there's no chance for them to get a lawyer to try to stop it).

    This is why someone concerned about their privacy would prefer hosting their own mail server (in their own home, not at a colo) vs. using one of the many 'cloud' offerings:

    https://www.worldprivacyforum....

    But you probably don't want to host your own e-mail if you're a government official, and there's any chance of anyone sending work e-mails there.

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  24. Re:Orders from whom? by kwiecmmm · · Score: 1

    I will let you look at the other replies to this and also point out, that because the FISA court is not public, the evidence all comes from leaks.

    If there is nothing corrupt going on here, why do two-thirds of the orders have no end date on them?

    It is obvious that both Google and Microsoft have issues with some of these, maybe there is a reason for that.

  25. Re:What Garbage by fsagx · · Score: 1

    Yesterday: We have received NULL warrant requests...
    Today: We have received 0-1000 warrant requests...

  26. Real problem is "indefinite" by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

    I see no problem in gagging the warrant for a year - or even two.

    But if after two years, you:

    1) Have not arrested, tried and charged the man,

    2) Have not even found evidence of a crime, sufficient to extend the warrant

    and

    3) Are so lazy and uncaring of legal rights that you think you shouldn't have to go to court and prove the right to extend the gag order.

    Then:

    A) You are a fool that should be fired

    and

    B) You are not trying to prevent criminals and enemies of the state from figuring out what you are dong, but instead are trying to prevent the law abiding American Public - including the Courts - to understand how badly you are violating their rights.

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    All gag orders on warrants should have a time limit - of less than 5 years.

    The government should be required to provide a report on the results of all criminal warrants after those 5 years, listing how many resulted in convictions, how many prosecutions, how many were worthless, etc. etc. etc.

    Track and graph them - and requiring lawyers with bad records of too many worthless warrants to explain or be fired.

    It also lets the courts sue for harassment when we find out the SOB put a gag warrant on his ex-wife's new lover.

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    1. Re:Real problem is "indefinite" by Solandri · · Score: 2

      Naw, based on Eldred v. Ashcroft, Congress can just approve a gag order extension every time the previous gag order is about to expire. And legally, it won't be "indefinite".

      If you want to legally prohibit indefinite anything, you have to explicitly state that the copyright or gag order expires in x years with no extension or renewal possible. Otherwise the rules lawyers will walk all over you.

  27. Re:The Bill of Rights is a great document. by marklark · · Score: 1

    Look at the word 'corporations'. It means that they've been given a 'body' and, thus, have rights -- as they also have responsibilities. Having the one without the other would be, um, bad.

  28. Re:No doubt Slashdot will support MS here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That said, Slashdot is primarily concerned with ensuring that terrorists have privacy to plot their attacks, that they have strong first, second, and fourth amendment rights, and that the contents of dead terrorists' phones aren't decrypted by investigators.

    OK, under that ruling I publicly and officially claim you are a terrorist.

    Now you have no constitutional rights.

    Get your hypocritical ass to prison NOW, or just come here so I can legally murder you since you aren't protected by those rights either.

    But I'm sure your stupid hypocritical ass will reply to this exercising a right you no longer have and thinking you are allowed to do so.

    Fucking hypocrites.

  29. Re:The Bill of Rights is a great document. by swm · · Score: 2

    But it applies to people

    A common misconception.
    The bill of does not grant rights to persons. Rather, it restricts government power.

    Congress shall make no law...

  30. Re:The Bill of Rights is a great document. by Pseudonym · · Score: 2

    Congress shall make no law...

    In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial...

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  31. Re:No doubt Slashdot will support MS here by dryeo · · Score: 1

    Better version would be, " When they came for the Roma, I did not speak out because I was a respectable Jew living in a free democracy".
    Germany was persecuting the Roma before Hitler was elected, and even now no-one speaks for the million plus Roma that were killed in the concentration camps

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  32. Re:The Bill of Rights is a great document. by dwillden · · Score: 2

    It's not the pro gun people screaming militia. It's those trying to undermine the fact that the 2A guarantees a right of the people, by claiming that it only refers to the Militia. In which case the age limit you mention would have basis. It's those who want to be able to restrict ownership of firearms that try to cite the militia clause, not those standing in defense of the right to keep and bear arms.

    But the 2A is protecting the right of the people to keep and bear arms. The Amendment does give a justification that a big portion of the reason for this protection is because you can't have a functional militia if the citizenry is disarmed or heavily restricted in the arms it can own. But the right is reserved to the people, not members of the Militia.

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  33. Fight it with canaries by Ulric · · Score: 1

    It would be interesting to see Microsoft fight this with an army of canaries, one or more for each of its customers.

  34. Re:The Bill of Rights is a great document. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    Which is a way to impose a limit on government power.... trials shall no be postponed indefinitely, or prolonged unnecessarily.

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  35. Re:The Bill of Rights is a great document. by dbIII · · Score: 1

    It's those trying to undermine the fact that the 2A guarantees a right of the people, by claiming that it only refers to the Militia

    Thanks, will you tell those nuts that next time or will I :)
    They seem to be arguing pretty strongly that it gives them the right to bear anything the military has though.

  36. Re:The Bill of Rights is a great document. by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    They seem to be arguing pretty strongly that it gives them the right to bear anything the military has though.

    As did the supreme court, those terrible gun nuts.

    3. The Second Amendment protects only the ownership of military-type weapons appropriate for use in an organized militia.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    Perhaps you should read more, and judge less.

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