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Dropbox Cuts Several Employee Perks as Silicon Valley Startups Brace For Cold (businessinsider.com)

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the cost-cutting dept.

Not everything is working out at Dropbox, popular cloud storage and sharing service, last valued at $10 billion. Business Insider is reporting a major cost cutting at the San Francisco-based company. As part of it, the publication reports, Dropbox has cancelled its free shuttle in San Francisco, its gym washing service, pushed back dinner time by an hour and curtailed the number of guests to five per month (previously it was unlimited). These cuttings will directly impact Dropbox's profitability. According to a leaked memo, obtained by BI, employee perks alone cost the company at least $25,000 a year for each employee. (Dropbox has nearly 1,500 employees.) From the report: Dropbox isn't the only high-profile startup to unleash a company wide cost-cutting campaign lately. A number of unicorn startups, worth over $1 billion, including Evernote, Jawbone, and Tango, have all gone through some form of cost cuts, whether layoffs, office closures, or reduced employee perks. [...] A lot of this has to do with the slowing venture funding environment in Silicon Valley. Investors have become much more conservative with their money lately, and are losing patience for startups that have failed to generate returns after years of free spending. For Dropbox, the cost cuts may have less to do with the state of the VC market than with its own ambitions. Dropbox CEO Drew Houston has repeatedly said in the past that he doesn't need to raise capital in the private market anymore. Instead, Dropbox may want to show investors that its business is strong enough to IPO.

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  1. A number of unicorn startups, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I love this phrase "A number of unicorn startups,"

    Considering that the actual number of real unicorns - you know, with the horn part, and the horse part - is zero.... well, this metaphor is a pretty huge devaluation from the original concept. Lol

    1. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by goombah99 · · Score: 1

      how does it even apply here? What make it a unicorn?

      --
      Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
    2. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by laurencetux · · Score: 1

      you can actually "make" a unicorn if you start with a young enough goat

    3. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      how does it even apply here? What make it a unicorn?

      Worthless bullshit company that somebody has declared to be "worth" 1 Billion or more = Unicorn

    4. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Worthless bullshit company that somebody has declared to be "worth" 1 Billion or more = Unicorn

      No, someone did not just "declare" it was worth that much. They invested real money at that valuation. If a VC invests $50M for 5% ownership, that implies a value of $1B.

      It is unlikely that Dropbox is still worth the valuation of its last investment round, and those late stage investors are likely to lose money. But VCs expect to lose money on most of their investments.

    5. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Funny

      ah, memories of my old pet goat.

      had to sacrifice him, though; the SCSI bus demanded it, for some reason. don't ask, I simply followed directions from a USENET post and that was all it took.

      --

      --
      "It is now safe to switch off your computer."
    6. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Worthless bullshit company that somebody has declared to be "worth" 1 Billion or more = Unicorn

      No, someone did not just "declare" it was worth that much. They invested real money at that valuation. If a VC invests $50M for 5% ownership, that implies a value of $1B.

      I

      "Implies" is the important word here. 5% ownership . . . of what? And where's the other $950 Million of that 1 Billion?

      If you give me $50M and I say "OK, you now own 5% of the company" that's fine, but what if that $50M is actually the only money I have? In reality, my company is only worth $50M, but because I said I'm giving you 5% ownership, my company magically becomes "worth" $1 Billion.

      And that's the point. It's all made up numbers.

    7. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Informative

      5% ownership . . . of what?

      Of the company. Which means, among other things, 5% of future profits.

      And where's the other $950 Million of that 1 Billion?

      Equity.

      but what if that $50M is actually the only money I have? In reality, my company is only worth $50M.

      No. A company's value is not the same as the cash in their current account. Not at all.

    8. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by russotto · · Score: 1

      Did the SCSI chain work thereafter? I always used chickens, but you had to renew it at least weekly. Not a big problem, I had a deep fryer.

    9. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      You got confused by the word "declared" when the actual word is "valuated."

      Once you realize that valuate is a technical verb, and not a made-up word, then you can start to understand what is meant by valuation, and assign value to the process.

      It is actually very similar to home equity. It isn't actually worth anything unless sell the house. You can't hold equity in your hand; if you sell the house and find out how much equity you really had then it is also gone; you no longer have any, just the actual cash. But that doesn't mean home equity is not real; just that it isn't a liquid asset. It also doesn't guarantee that the equity listed on paper is what you'll get out of selling the house. Same as with a stock.

    10. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      or sheep

    11. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      To get a return of 40% on that billion invested, they'll need 400 million dollars. That means the company will have to make a total of 8 billion dollars.

      No. Your math is all wrong. You are off by a factor of 20.

      And the problem is these shit companies make no money.

      It is fun to sit in your mom's basement and explain why you are so much smarter than those stoopid billionaire VCs, but Slashdot has a pretty poor track record. The overwhelming consensus here was that Google's IPO was way overpriced, and that Facebook had no viable business mode and would soon be out of business.

    12. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by Alomex · · Score: 1

      The law of diminishing marginal returns says that the first few costumers (or in this case investors) assign a much higher value to the first batch of product than subsequent ones, both individually and as a group. Say the first batch of customers for an antibiotic are fighting life threatening infections and hence they value the drug at a $40 a pill. The next batch of customers is simply fighting and ear infection and thus assign a value of $1 a pill.

      Ditto with shares in the company. The first batch of investors are gong-ho on the business proposition, so they readily pay $50 million for 5%. But if you were to go public the next 5% batch of shares would go for say $45 million and the next one after that for $40 million. The last batch would sell for as little as $10 million for a total valuation of around $500 million.

    13. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by HornyBastard · · Score: 4, Funny

      this metaphor is a pretty huge devaluation from the original concept.

      The only unicorn i have ever seen was a mule with a strap-on dildo on his head.
      To me, most of these unicorn startups look just as stupid.

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    14. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Ditto with shares in the company. The first batch of investors are gong-ho on the business proposition, so they readily pay $50 million for 5%. But if you were to go public the next 5% batch of shares would go for say $45 million and the next one after that for $40 million. The last batch would sell for as little as $10 million for a total valuation of around $500 million.

      This is nonsense. Later stage valuations are usually higher than early rounds, because the company is bigger, with a longer track record, and there is less risk. Otherwise, why would anyone ever be an early investor? "Down rounds" happen, but they are not common.

    15. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is fun to sit in your mom's basement and explain why you are so much smarter than those stoopid billionaire VCs,

      The VCs are smart, but in an indirect way. To me, dropbox has no value. It exists only because transferring files between windows computers seems "difficult". But file transfer is not hard for those who know how - so Dropbox seems like a solution to a non-existing problem to us. Also, Microsoft could bundle ssh/scp in their next release - or make their own similar third-party service. Dropbox would be gone in a year.

      But a VC doesn't care that dropbox isn't "a necessary service". They see that they fill a niche right now: file transfers for the stupids. They can monetize that, even though those in the know has better methods. (Better in that files are transferred directly from machine to machine, no waste of time going via a central third party - also no risk of that third party getting hacked thus breaking confidentiality.)

    16. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by Alomex · · Score: 1

      You never heard of a downround kid? Look it up. They are fairly common nowadays, particularly with unicorns.

      More importantly I was talking about if all the shares were to b made available at once.

    17. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      It is fun to sit in your mom's basement and explain why you are so much smarter than those stoopid billionaire VCs,

      The VCs are smart, but in an indirect way. To me, dropbox has no value. It exists only because transferring files between windows computers seems "difficult". But file transfer is not hard for those who know how - so Dropbox seems like a solution to a non-existing problem to us. Also, Microsoft could bundle ssh/scp in their next release - or make their own similar third-party service. Dropbox would be gone in a year.

      But a VC doesn't care that dropbox isn't "a necessary service". They see that they fill a niche right now: file transfers for the stupids. They can monetize that, even though those in the know has better methods. (Better in that files are transferred directly from machine to machine, no waste of time going via a central third party - also no risk of that third party getting hacked thus breaking confidentiality.)

      they have its called OneDrive, formerly skydive, and it has yet to displace dropbox.

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    18. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by art123 · · Score: 1

      Not sure if this is a joke or not but Microsoft does have a DropBox competitor with OneDrive (aka SkyDrive) which is pretty good.

      DropBox was earlier to market and has managed to hang on even in the face of "free" OneDrive and Google Drive.

    19. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by wwalker · · Score: 1

      Heeey! Why do you insult mules with a strap-on dildo on the head?

    20. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by gsslay · · Score: 2

      To me, dropbox has no value.

      How very special for you. Don't use it then.

      It exists only because transferring files between windows computers seems "difficult". But file transfer is not hard for those who know how - so Dropbox seems like a solution to a non-existing problem to us.

      Dropbox is not just a file-transfer tool. It's value is that it does all the syncing work seamlessly, without the user having to do a thing and saving them time. Perhaps your time has less value, so you don't care about that.

      Also, Microsoft could bundle ssh/scp in their next release - or make their own similar third-party service. Dropbox would be gone in a year.

      What do you think Microsoft OneDrive is? Introduced 8 years ago.

      file transfers for the stupids

      I really hope you aren't actually employed anywhere in the IT industry. If so, those "stupids" are the ones ultimately paying your wage, allowing you to maintain that obnoxious superior attitude.

    21. Re: A number of unicorn startups, by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      If you see that happen, run. All is not well with the PHBs and, as usual, they are full of shit.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    22. Re:A number of unicorn startups, by vel-ex-tech · · Score: 1

      "Down rounds" happen, but they are not common.

      You never heard of a downround kid? Look it up. They are fairly common nowadays, particularly with unicorns.

      Well, which is it?

      Wikipedia.

      Hmm... dot com crash of 2000 again.

      Looks like history repeating itself to me.

      Business Insider, from 2013:

      After a few years of massive hype in the startup sector, absurd-sounding valuations are starting to correct themselves. Startups are confronting the prospect of raising "down rounds" from investorsâ"or rounds of financing that value the companies at less than the previous round.

      LivingSocial, for example, was once valued at $5.7 billion; it's now worth a quarter of that, or less, depending on whom you ask. ...

      Many of the businesses started were consumer-facingâ"things like photo apps and social networks that require a lot of people to use them to survive. They weren't transactional businesses that make money when they sell something. And that was okayâ"a lot of investors encouraged entrepreneurs to build up their user bases before trying to generate revenue.

      But when some of the biggest consumer Internet companies, like Groupon, Zynga, and Facebook, went public, their stock prices got slashed. Suddenly, these incredibly valuable companies weren't worth as much money as the tech world initially thought.

      FuckedCompany is no more, but Wired informs me that CB Insights is where the action is at this time around.

      More evidence of the coming shitstorm.

  2. Some bubble burst... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Investors have become much more conservative with their money lately, and are losing patience for startups that have failed to generate returns after years of free spending.

    I keep hearing that the current tech bubble burst will be worse than the dot com bust. Uh, no. Professional money is drying up after these unicorns spent too much money on perks rather than the actual business. While that impacts Wall Street and The Wall Street Journal proclaiming the end of trading profits in daily articles, it has no impact on Main Street. Remember, kids, a bubble is when your grandmother and her dog are throwing money into the stock market. After the dot com bust and the real estate bust, Grandma and the dog are keeping their money in a mattress.

    1. Re:Some bubble burst... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Money spent on perks is money spent on the actual business. Giving incentives for skilled employees to work for you is a core of business, not an unfortunate side effect that must be dealt with as cheaply as possible. Of course, just like any other money, it can be thrown at bad things (buying a full swimming pool-sized ballpit is probably not the best idea from most perspectives)

    2. Re:Some bubble burst... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Money spent on perks is money spent on the actual business. Giving incentives for skilled employees to work for you is a core of business

      And the fact that "dinner" is considered a perk demonstrates why anyone with a life outside of work should never, ever consider working for a startup.

      On a side note... it seems to me this announcement also did double duty as a passive-aggressive method of informing Dropbox's workers they'll be expected to work an additional hour each day, going forward.

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    3. Re:Some bubble burst... by toonces33 · · Score: 2

      Well my view is that the business model for some of these companies never made that much sense. But then again, I don't see much value in forcing users to endure advertisements of some sort or another, and at the end of the day the infestors really only saw that there were potentially a lot of captive eyeballs, and the possibility of more targeted marketing.

      So now the infestors are weary of throwing money at these companies when they still haven't demonstrated how they are going to get repaid. And now the companies need to tighten their belts. None of this is a surprise. My guess is that 5 years from now, a good number of these unicorns will be out of business.

      The employees will come away with something on their resume, and they will have stories about the stupid money that was floating around in the "good old days".

    4. Re:Some bubble burst... by geek · · Score: 1

      Remember, kids, a bubble is when your grandmother and her dog are throwing money into the stock market. After the dot com bust and the real estate bust, Grandma and the dog are keeping their money in a mattress.

      No Grandma and her dog don't have any money left.

    5. Re:Some bubble burst... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      No Grandma and her dog don't have any money left.

      That's because you raided your inheritance from the mattress. Shame on you. :P

    6. Re:Some bubble burst... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Money spent on perks is money spent on the actual business.

      Reminds me of a business story I heard. A young man presented a widget factory business plan to a group of investors, got the money and went away to start the business. A while later the young man called to ask for more money to keep the business going. The investors showed up at the young man's place of business to find a very expensive car out in front and a very fancy office inside. The investors demanded to see the rest of the business. The young man informed them that the car and the office was the business, and now he needed money for the widget factory. Needless to say, he had to cut back on the perks.

    7. Re:Some bubble burst... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I keep hearing that the current tech bubble burst will be worse than the dot com bust.

      It's going to depend on how you measure "worse". Unemployment is already massive this time.

      --
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    8. Re:Some bubble burst... by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      By the what metric and where?

    9. Re:Some bubble burst... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      And the fact that "dinner" is considered a perk demonstrates why anyone with a life outside of work should never, ever consider working for a startup.

      I think your statement overreaches a bit. I work for a startup where we all work from home, and I have a lot more time with my family due to the lack of daily commute.

    10. Re:Some bubble burst... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      By the what metric and where?

      In the USA, by the metric of the inverse of the labor participation rate. The published unemployment statistic is a lie based on the number of people eligible to receive unemployment benefits.

      --
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    11. Re:Some bubble burst... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      The published unemployment statistic is a lie based on the number of people eligible to receive unemployment benefits.

      Let me guess... 92 million unemployed.

    12. Re:Some bubble burst... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2

      It's going to depend on how you measure "worse". Unemployment is already massive this time.

      Let's compare measurements. I think today is better than yesterday.

      I was out of work for two years (2009-10), underemployed for six months (working 20 hours per month), and filed for Chapter Seven bankruptcy in 2011. There were seven job applicants for every job opening (a normal economy has two applicants per job opening). Recruiters weren't calling and the few I talked to told me I was unemployable.

      Today I'm employed for government IT on a contract that's fully paid out for the next three years, great benefits (no pension) and job security. Recruiters call me 20 times a day to offer positions that pay 40% more than I currently make for less benefits and no job security.

    13. Re:Some bubble burst... by shawn2772 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And the fact that "dinner" is considered a perk demonstrates why anyone with a life outside of work should never, ever consider working for a startup.

      Bah.

      You're assuming that the offer of dinner tells you something about required work hours. It tells you nothing about that. It may be that employees are required to work long hours and company-provided breakfast and dinner are indicators that employees should be at work before breakfast and not leave until after dinner. Or it may legitimately be a perk, a company-provided convenience for employees who are working late because they don't come into the office until 11 AM or because they actually choose to work long hours because they're excited about their projects and enjoy what they're doing.

      The existence or absence of perks like meals doesn't inherently mean anything about expected work hours. If you want to find out what expected work hours are, you have to ask people who work there.

      it seems to me this announcement also did double duty as a passive-aggressive method of informing Dropbox's workers they'll be expected to work an additional hour each day, going forward.

      I think it's far more likely that the change is intended to dissuade employees from grabbing a free meal on their way out the door, to reserve the perk for the people who are legitimately working later and save money on food.

    14. Re:Some bubble burst... by KGIII · · Score: 2

      > The employees will come away with something on their resume, and they will have stories about the stupid money that was floating around in the "good old days".

      That sounds vaguely familiar. ;-) Just about 20 years ago, actually.

      --
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    15. Re:Some bubble burst... by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      it seems to me this announcement also did double duty as a passive-aggressive method of informing Dropbox's workers they'll be expected to work an additional hour each day, going forward.

      How much work can there be to do? I mean it's a cloud hosting service what can there possibly be for 1500 people to do all day?

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    16. Re:Some bubble burst... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      How much work can there be to do? I mean it's a cloud hosting service what can there possibly be for 1500 people to do all day?

      Two million lines of Python code.

    17. Re:Some bubble burst... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      So? Our code base is about 3 million lines of C#. We have less than 250 employees, and only 50 or so are developers...

      Do you know how long it takes to align white space in 2 million lines of Python code? :P

  3. Most profitable point in a company's timeline by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    ...Dropbox may want to show investors that its business is strong enough to IPO.

    The most profitable point in many a companys' timeline is right before the IPO.

  4. Not $10 billion by Alomex · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not everything is working out at Dropbox, popular cloud storage and sharing service, last valued at $10 billion.

    Nope, and I quote "T. Rowe Price marked down its holdings in Dropbox by 51% in the fourth quarter of 2015". This places a valuation of $4.9 billion, down from $10 billion. Fidelity and Black Rock had similar mark downs for their holdings of Dropbox.

  5. Re:worth over $1 billion, including Evernote, Jawb by Luthair · · Score: 2

    You might be living under a rock, both those two are pretty well known though I'm not personally convinced they're worth that much.

  6. What's a gym washing service and why is it a perq? by mykepredko · · Score: 2

    I just did a google check of "gym washing service" and all it came up with was companies that wash school and fitness centre gymnasiums.

    Could somebody please explain what that is and what employees were getting out of it?

    Now, if it was an auto-correct fail, I do have some soiled Jims that are pretty stinky and such a service would be of value to me.

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  7. Re:What's a gym washing service and why is it a pe by cbraescu1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Washing clothes while the employee is at the company gym.

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    Ofaly.com
  8. Re:tax cheats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    that is $25K/year in income that no one pays taxes on

    My company offers lunch and dinner, and they definitely put it on my W-2 as a taxable item.

    Though this still begs the question: How on earth does Dropbox offer enough benefits to equal over a hundred dollars per work day?

  9. Re:What's a gym washing service and why is it a pe by rossdee · · Score: 1

    Washing clothes while the employee is at the company gym."

    I guessed it was 'washing the employees gym clothes after they had been using the gym, which would be a lot cheaper.
    (send the clothes out to a laundry service overnight.

  10. Dropbox isn't kill? by Mal-2 · · Score: 2

    I thought Dropbox had terminally jumped the shark when they put Condi on the Board of Directors. Certainly I left then, and any time I've pointed it out on a project where they have said "let's use Dropbox" they have immediately changed their minds. I had no idea they'd managed to bloat their operations to over a thousand people.

    To the any employee of Dropbox: Brace yourself. Winter is coming. It seems long overdue, in fact.

    --
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    1. Re:Dropbox isn't kill? by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Why does Condi matter?

    2. Re:Dropbox isn't kill? by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      Because of her stance against privacy and for government snooping during her tenure with the Bush II administration. It has nothing to do with conservatism, I would feel the same way if they put James Comey on their Board.

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      How is the Riemann zeta function like Trump rallies? Both have an endless number of trivial zeros.
    3. Re:Dropbox isn't kill? by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Someone doesn't like her piano playing, I'm guessing?

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    4. Re: Dropbox isn't kill? by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      I don't care. As far as I (and many others) was concerned, adding her to the board was tantamount to saying "we have completely rolled over to the spooks" without actually having to say it and get in legal trouble. I realize they may have had only two choices, to roll over or to shut down like Lavabit. Personally I'd prefer they shut down or move out of the country, and continuing to use them would be saying I'm OK with what they're doing and what is being done to them and us. If that means no more cloud storage in the U.S., so be it.

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  11. Self-inflicted by Guspaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When every other provider on the market was offering cheap storage (including Google and Microsoft), Dropbox refused to drop their prices. They were charging for 100GB what everybody else was charging for 1TB. As such, they lost a lot of customers to the competition, and a lot of customers who could have been producing revenue stuck with the "free" tier rather than pay $10 a month.

    They've sort of learned their lesson, now offering 1TB for $10/mth, but still haven't quite caught on yet: they don't have anything between $0 and $10 a month. A lot of customers who want a bit more than the free tier, but don't want to pay $10/mth, aren't being served. Google will sell you 100GB for $2/mth, and I bet Dropbox is leaving a lot of money on the table by forcing people to pick between Google at $2 or DropBox at $10.

    1. Re:Self-inflicted by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      They lied about privacy too. They said that their staff couldn't access files, but they can. Their security credentials seem to be quite lacking in general, for example their client stored private keys in plaintext for a long time.

      Dropbox is always going to struggle to complete with Amazon and Google on price. Dropbox can't match their economies of scale, and likely can't match their investment in storage R&D either. Dropbox doesn't seem to offer any unique features either.

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  12. Re:What's a gym washing service and why is it a pe by cbraescu1 · · Score: 1

    The wanted to parallelize some off-work activities of their employees. Seems like Soviet Union style of meddling in comrades' private life led to similar type of money destruction.

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  13. What? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    ... its gym washing service ...

    The fuck is that?

    Do employees have to wash their gyms or the company's gym themselves now?

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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  14. Re:The same in ads business as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Good! Now we just have to lay off the few hundreds of thousands who still work in advertisement and the world may become a better place.

  15. They just promised to cut XP support... by WoTG · · Score: 1

    So... for some offices that I work with, who happen to have an old XP machine kicking around for accounting or some other random task... guess what file sync service they are NOT going to be paying for in the future?

    1. Re:They just promised to cut XP support... by Chaos+Incarnate · · Score: 1

      Those XP machines shouldn't be connected to the Internet anyways.

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  16. How many people? by grumling · · Score: 4, Funny

    1500 hundred people to run a file server.

    Reminds me of this picture from the 1990s:

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pini...

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    "Well, good luck finding a judge that doesn't run a bestiality site."
    1. Re: How many people? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Q: Do you know why CalTrans uniform shirts have the pocket on upside down?

      A: It to hold the end of a shovel. So they can sleep standing up.

      Q: What's orange and sleeps 6?

      A: CalTrans van.

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  17. How about firing a board member? by khz6955 · · Score: 1

    $25,000, that works out less than than they're paying the average director.

    1. Re: How about firing a board member? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      1499 more directors to go.

  18. Re:What's a gym washing service and why is it a pe by Darinbob · · Score: 2

    It's one of those things designed to suck up all of the investors money while not actually getting any work done. Many startups, especially those run by young people, act as if money is free (in their life long experience they may as well be right), whereas companies that need to make a quarterly profit have to scrimp and save (relying on used foosball tables).

  19. Pushing back dinner time by an hour? by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

    Wait, so they actually want employees to go home early so they don't have to spend as much money on free dinners?

  20. Surprised they lasted this long considering... by eWarz · · Score: 2

    I'm surprised the benefits last this long. Personally, I was stung by Dropbox. I was offered a campaign that promised 'unlimited storage for photos and videos' via their app sometime back. I used about 25 GB or so before the campaign ended only to discover that at some point the 'unlimited' offering disappeared. I could find very little mention of this 'unlimited' offering, and the fact I can't even DOWNLOAD (back up) the videos/phones I took that went over the newly imposed limit (due to a limit on download sizes) means that I basically lost access to those files. Dropbox is now, and forever, dead to me. Instead I pay Microsoft for a decent amount of storage and an office 365 subscription.

    1. Re:Surprised they lasted this long considering... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      You going to give up one drive since they stopped their unlimited everything storage too?

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    2. Re:Surprised they lasted this long considering... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Microsoft gave their users a lot of advanced notice

      You know, I checked my Dropbox because I vaguely recall a promotion that granted me space (but not unlimited and I can't find any reference to this unlimited option anywhere, just the limited one). I still have it. I've never had my space removed by Dropbox, but I have by Microsoft. I genuinely wonder if you didn't read the in-app message properly or if you confused Google Photo's in-app message for Dropbox.

      "Camera Uploads Bonuses for using Camera Uploads 2012/3/8 3 GB"

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  21. My company sells unicorn farts by RuffMasterD · · Score: 1

    It depends what is meant by 'value' or 'worth'.

    Market capitalization means the market value of a company's outstanding shares at a particular point in time (simply number of shares * stock price). If I start a company which promises to sell bottled unicorn farts and issue 1 billion shares, and some fool buys a share in my company for $1, then the market capitalization of my company is worth 1 billion shares * $1 = $1 billion. This is why Theranos is 'worth' $9 billion, or whatever. $400 million venture capital for a 4.4444% stake in the company means a market cap of $9 billion.

    One particularly methodical approach to value a company is the Capital Asset Pricing Model (CAPM). You figure out the rate of return required from an asset with a given level of risk, estimate likely future earnings from that asset (hopefully based on actual data), and then calculate what price you should pay for those future earnings. I don't think CAPM works well on loss making companies, or companies with a short history.

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  22. File services is not their primary business by monkeyxpress · · Score: 1

    Dropbox, like all these unicorns don't make their real money from selling an actual product or service. They make money by selling ownership of the future income stream they say will be produced by those services. The idea is to be able to front load the next 25 years of stratospheric projected earnings into today's share price. Then the initial investors can cash out and leave all the retail investors to sit around for 25 years wondering if they will ever get their money back.

    If you realize this is the basic goal of the corporation while the initial investors are still involved, then you will see why they need to stack the place full of sales people and hype merchants.

  23. hmm by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

    "Dropbox has cancelled its free shuttle in San Francisco, its gym washing service, pushed back dinner time by an hour and curtailed the number of guests to five per month (previously it was unlimited)."

    I wonder how much cost cutting there has been for executive pay and perks.

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  24. Welcome to the real world by ErichTheRed · · Score: 2

    Employers' perks and work environments vary greatly. Even some established employers lavish perks on their employees, with the intention of keeping them working longer. Some places are just crappy to work for perks-wise, but the reality is that IT and development people are treated pretty well all things considered. If you don't get perks, at least you get a reasonable salary (for now.) I'm not trying to say "be thankful for what you've got" but comparing an established product-selling, cost-managing big boy company to an Internet startup isn't a fair comparison.

    Everyone values perks differently. My current employer offers very little beyond free coffee in the non-monetary department. But it works for me -- I have an office, I'm not on call 24/7, I have a short commute, I get to travel once in a while, the pay is decent and the company pays a very generous match into our 401(k) accounts, a concession for them killing pensions. Compare that to two other examples:

    1. I have lots of friends who work in the state university system. Free food and laundry style perks don't exist, and the salary is below average. The trade-off comes with non-tangible benefits though; you have to try extremely hard to be fired or laid off, health coverage costs a lot less, retirement is 100% covered and guaranteed, union representation means you'll always get salary increases, and you get to work with generally smarter people. I've considered this for a time in my life when I don't need a big salary anymore, but the pay is just too low for me to take given current expenses. "Stability" is a perk, though it may not be to someone who doesn't need it. Give 20-somethings a few years and a couple of kids; stability will suddenly jump to the top of the priority list.

    2. I also know a bunch of people who work for "all-inclusive" employers, some for Microsoft or SAS and some for SV tech companies. Especially the ones that offer free dinner are basically trying to continue the college dorm lifestyle. It makes sense, if you're 24 and have no commitments, why not take advantage of it? Even the Microsoft guys say that Microsoft tries to do everything they can to keep you working longer -- "frictionless" is a word I've heard mentioned, and I saw it on a visit to their HQ lately. Established employers do tend to age however, and it becomes less important keeping the kids on campus 18 hours a day.

    I've been working in a diverse set of environments over the last 20+ years, and it's interesting to see the dotcom bubble being replayed in Silicon Valley/San Francisco in almost identical fashion. Once the unlimited VC punch bowl gets put away, startups start having to act more like real companies. The surprising thing from the article was that these cost-cutting startups are worried about retention! As if it was normal to have 3 free meals a day, shuttle service from Hipster Central to the office, free laundry service, etc...