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Tesla's Inherent Safety Saves Five Joyriding Teenagers In Germany (arstechnica.com)

According to German newspaper Merkur, one 18-year old and four of her friends lost control of her father's Model S electric vehicle. The car reportedly flew more than 80 feet into a field before it came to a stop. Even though the driver and two of the passengers were airlifted to hospitals, none of their injuries were life-threatening, thanks largely in part to Tesla's skateboard chassis. Ars Technica writes, "The skateboard chassis used by the Model S and Model X is extremely safe, with crumple zones that are unconcerned with engines that can transfer kinetic energy into the passengers during a frontal collision." The images of the crash are not pretty, but one could imagine how much worse they would be if a front-engined internal combustion vehicle were involved instead of the Tesla Model S.

240 comments

  1. Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The car is as safe as any other modern car.

    1. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by davester666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, only Tesla's come equipped with this life-saving technology. Everybody else installs a large spike in front of each seating position, covered by a faulty airbag.

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    2. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      That would actually be useful to thin out bad drivers, wouldn't it?

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    3. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ... as well as people who encounter bad drivers.

    4. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Collateral.

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    5. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by davester666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      maybe the next tesla will also include the spike?

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    6. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Being that there are so few Tesla cars out there, and they are really expensive, I doubt you will see too many real world car wrecks of Teslas. People were always a bit curious about the safety of electric cars, electrical fires, getting electrocuted... Now granted many of these concerns are less of an issue compared to riding a car powered by explosions. However because it is new, people worry about the safeguards in place. And how would such a car fare in real world accidents. Especially lately companies have been cheating the system to change their results from the test to real world.

      The point of the story actually was the tesla design allowed for much more crumple zone than standard cars to improve passenger safety.

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    7. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you would have bothered to read the article it is how the lack of engine in the front of the car adds a deformation zone and the chassis is different from most "other modern cars". In a frontal crash with a regular car the engine can be pushed into the driver/passenger and pin/injure them.

    8. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the point of the story was to be an astroturf piece for Tesla. It uses all the right focus group words designed to play on emotions and plant an idea in your head. Standard marketing psychology.

      one could imagine how much worse they would be if a front-engined internal combustion vehicle were involved instead of the Tesla Model S

      One need not do any such thing. We have engineers who can calculate things like that, and likely have. If someone with the proper training is so inclined, knowing the parameters of this particular crash I assume he or she could predict fairly accurately what most vehicles would have done. Anybody doing proper writing would have tried to find such a person and at least asked a general engineering question.

      The ars technica article is utterly devoid of actual engineering facts and more loaded with bias than a Fox News piece about Hillary Clinton or an MSNBC piece about Donald Trump. Why anybody takes anything such sites have to say seriously is baffling.

    9. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by Black.Shuck · · Score: 2

      Everybody else installs a large spike in front of each seating position, covered by a faulty airbag.

      Remove the airbag so people can see the spike pointed at them and see how that affects accident statistics.

    10. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, back when the internet was new, it was a pretty decent site that had cool in-depth articles about processors and such. Then, one day, they decided that all that computer atuff was boring, and they were going to spend their time talking about climate change. Why this would interest the average geek on more than a "well, yeah" level, I have no idea. But it's been downhill from there.

      Of course, they are still in business, so I guess it's working for them.

    11. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

      The car is as safe as any other modern car.

      Click the link and take a look at the photo. These kids escaped because of the massive crumple zone in the front. No front engined ICE car has such as massive crumple zone. And probably no rear or mid engined one either.

    12. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Yeah sure and a modern VW Up! is just as strong as a tank, because they are modern right?

      Except they are not. Cars vary greatly in safety of passengers in various accidents. It's not just a case of throwing in an airbag and calling it a day, and while it may not suit your narrative or world view the Telsa has outperformed pretty much every other comparably sized car in safety tests.

    13. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Risk homeostatis raises the possibility that we'd just drive more carefully until the number of deaths reduce to an acceptable level.

      But we may see the amount of deaths be focused more on bad drivers and other automobile drivers who encouter them.

      While pedestrian and cyclist deaths would likely be reduced.

    14. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The crumple zone is not "massive" - that would be bad, and it's what a i/c engine car has (heavy engine in the space). It's "large." /pedant

    15. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by Salgak1 · · Score: 2

      No it doesn't. My Mother-in-Law is a one off, and at last check, came as standard equipment in a POS 1998 Eldorado. . .

    16. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are not really expensive, only regular BMW 5 series expensive when you start looking at total cost of owner ship. I would expect that most Tesla's are daily drivers but for an older demographic.

    17. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      "... Model X is extremely safe, with crumple zones that are unconcerned with engines that can transfer kinetic energy"

      The word "unconcerned" makes no sense here. I'm guessing they may have meant "unaffected" or "unconnected" or "not affected".

      ENGRISH MUTHAFUGGAH, dew ewe speech it??

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    18. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Front wheel drive cars have been engineered to let the engine flop backwards and down in a front end accident (going under the passenger compartment) for more than a decade.

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    19. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla actually created firsts in passing their safety tests. So factually speaking, you are incorrect. Tesla literally creates one of the safest cars on the road.

    20. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by aethelrick · · Score: 1

      well... I suppose something has to pop the airbag otherwise how would the passenger get out? :)

    21. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by aethelrick · · Score: 1

      I suspect this would work for about a week... then most people would probably stop paying attention to the big shiny spike, maybe even hang a hat on it or something.

    22. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, only if you pay for it. It's actually installed on all vehicles. You simply pay $3000 to unlock the software, and during your next crash it will deploy. Otherwise, sorry, no giant spike for you plebs.

    23. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, actually, airbags now have holes in them. Before 94 - not so much. People had a crash, and then got choked to death :P

    24. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, care to show me an NHTSA crash video of a modern car that shows an engine "going under the passenger compartment"?

      Take all the time you need, you won't find one.

      An engine is big, it sits in the middle of the engine bay, there is nothing that will force that 300lb hunk of metal to dive to the ground and go underneath the passenger compartment that sits just a few inches off the ground.

    25. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by Macdude · · Score: 1

      The best safety device you could install in a vehicle would be a six inch sharpened steel spike the sticks out of the center of the steering wheel. People would drive so cautiously that there would be practically no accidents at all.

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    26. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by KGIII · · Score: 2

      See the Subaru. The "boxer" engine is designed to do just that. Other manufacturers do the same thing. I'm too lazy to find you a video but you can check out this one (of many) pages found by simply asking Google:
      http://www.subaruofkeene.com/s...

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    27. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Given how often it keeps coming up in the news (expanded recall), the *rest* of us already have faulty airbags.

    28. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by Bartles · · Score: 1

      No, they escaped because they landed in a freshly plowed field. The car did not roll over. They were wearing seatbelts. Airbags deployed correctly. And actually there was not that much damage to the car. It was far from a catastrophic incident. But for PR purposes it excels.

    29. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by kellymcdonald78 · · Score: 1

      My 2007 Honda Odyssey has this exact feature. Had a recall on it a few years ago because the rear engine mount (designed to break away in the event of a front end collision) was causing vibrations and in some cases was failing prematurely

    30. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by SB5407 · · Score: 1

      According to the German news ( http://www.merkur.de/lokales/w... ), that is incorrect. It actually did roll over:

      Rollover of Tesla sports car / Uberschlag mit Tesla-Sportwagen
      The car came off the road and overturned / Daraufhin kam das Auto von der StraBe ab und uberschlug sich

      It may not look like it did, but that's because

      You can stack the equivalent of four Teslas on on one Tesla Model S without the roof breaking

      ( http://www.wired.com/2013/08/t... )

    31. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by Bartles · · Score: 1

      It may have rolled over but if it was ever inverted it happened in the air. Did Tesla also invent unbreakable glass and unscratchable paint? Nothing other than the front, rear, and underside ever touched the ground on that car.

    32. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unconcerned:

      adjective
      1. not involved or interested; disinterested.
      2. not caring; unworried; free from solicitude or anxiety.

      Synonyms
      2. untroubled, unperturbed, composed, carefree.

      So the crumple zones are "not involved with" or "unworried by" "engines that can transfer kinetic energy".

      That makes sense to me, perhaps it is your grasp of the English language that is lacking, rather than that of the author of that article.

    33. Re:Sales type 4: talk to the customer's fears by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      An engine is big, it sits in the middle of the engine bay, there is nothing that will force that 300lb hunk of metal

      You are thinking of good cars. We are talking about front wheel drive econoboxes.

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  2. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but one could imagine how much worse they would be if a front-engined internal combustion vehicle were involved instead of the Tesla Model S.

    So like are you looking for volunteers or something? I'm sure we've got teenagers around here that would try for 90 feet. (meters?)

    1. Re:Really? by Coisiche · · Score: 1

      I'm sure we've got teenagers around here that would try for 90 feet. (meters?)

      I'm pretty sure it must have been feet. I'm not saying it's impossible to get a car crash ending up 80 meters from the road but it would probably require an adjacent 80 meter cliff.

    2. Re:Really? by unrtst · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure it must have been feet. I'm not saying it's impossible to get a car crash ending up 80 meters from the road but it would probably require an adjacent 80 meter cliff.

      80 meters = 262 feet
      Average braking distance on dry pavement at 80 mph = 320 feet (http://www.government-fleet.com/content/driver-care-know-your-stopping-distance.aspx)

      There's less friction while careening across a field than there is on dry tarmac, so I doubt 80 meters would be difficult to achieve, especially viewing those photos from the article - it's a very flat field with very few obstacles, and it sure looks like they traveled at least 80 meters.

    3. Re: Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      320? Lol. My car does it in 117ft.

    4. Re: Really? by unrtst · · Score: 1

      In perfect conditions, your car may be able to go from 80mph to zero in 117ft, not counting reaction time.
      In this case, there was no reaction. All stopping was done by the car hitting things and tumbling across the dirt.
      What's the distance your car can stop from 80mph on loose dirt? I'll bet it's still more than 80 meters.

    5. Re: Really? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Not at 80 MPH it doesn't.

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  3. Re:Tesla pollute more than regular gasoline cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    source?

  4. So what? by fozzy1015 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Plenty of cars in that price range have "inherent safety" and would protect its occupants in a similar accident, even though they run on an internal combustion engine.

    1. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.

      Pretty much every car in that price range would have high safety levels and the outcome would have been much the same. This is just some Tesla spruiking and ignorant fanboyism.

    2. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep what a wank of a story. Nothing that is unique to tesla saved them, it is the inherent safety levels that are offered in many top end cars (both combustion and electric)

    3. Re:So what? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I recall an anecdote from a few years ago. Apparently, the Model S uses a variety of weld for its frame/roll cage that was previously only used in spacecraft. When the NHTSA went to do its rollover safety tests by crushing in the roof of the Model S to simulate how it would hold up in a roll, their crushing machine broke before the Tesla did. The NHTSA had to get a more powerful machine before they could successfully measure how much the Model S could take. Results like those were why the Model S got the highest safety scores of all time (a perfect score across the board).

      The German news site has a slideshow showing the car from a variety of angles. We've likely all seen the woeful pictures of luxury cars after rolls. Quite often the roofs are buckled, the passenger compartment is barely visible, and while you can see how someone's body might contort in the space so they could survive, it looks like it would still have to be a miracle. In contrast, this car was so intact that they were able to just open the door. The roof looks like it only has a few scratches. Meanwhile, the entire front is just gone, and the back is smashed to bits.

      Say what you will, but I have NEVER seen pictures after a rollover crash like this with the passenger compartment so remarkably intact.

    4. Re:So what? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Never in a month of sundays did that car roll. If it rolled then Tesla needs to start selling their paint products as a magical no mud sticks and can't be scratched. It has impacted something at the front and then it had bounced a few times through the dirt.

      The tesla is a great car but it isn't magical.

      http://www.autoevolution.com/n...

    5. Re:So what? by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Never in a month of sundays did that car roll.

      It rolled, but never touched the ground. It looks like it went off the road, dug in, and flipped endo (end over end), and bounced off the trunk, and landed on the bottom (or landed on the tail or nose and settled upright). It never touched ground on the sides or top, but did "roll". You are thinking the wrong axis.

    6. Re:So what? by thegarbz · · Score: 1, Informative

      Inherent Safety is not a discrete feature. It's a sliding scale. While the article itself reads like sensationalist bullshit it's undeniable that the Tesla has one of the best designed vehicle bodies from a safety point of view and that is well reflected in all the tests that have been performed on it by third parties.

    7. Re:So what? by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Say what you will, but I have NEVER seen pictures after a rollover crash like this with the passenger compartment so remarkably intact.

      I don't care about the car, I care about the people inside it.

      I've seen video of a Mercedes S-class wreck at 130 mph on the autobahn, it rolled three times.

      The driver got out and walked away.

    8. Re:So what? by michelcolman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The Tesla has a much better crumple zone in front because it doesn't have a huge heavy engine block in there. Just look at the pictures, the front end is essentially gone yet the passenger compartment is intact. I would say that's a pretty important advantage, and it may have been just the difference required to save their lives. If it had been a Mercedes, where would the engine have gone? Even if it didn't go into the cabin, it sure would have left much less room for crumpling to absorb the impact.

      The passenger compartment is also extremely strong, they actually broke the testing equipment when they tried to crush the roof, for example. They overengineered the hell out of that car. Tesla is pretty new in the car business: when they designed the Model S they hadn't figured out yet that you have to compromise on safety if you want to compete in the market. They just made it as strong as they could. Fortunately the car is compelling enough that rich people don't mind spending the extra money. The Model 3 will probably be pretty safe, but I doubt it's going to break any testing equipment. For $35000 something will have to give.

      Also, the car didn't catch fire. I know real cars don't automatically burst into flames while airborne like they do in the movies, but in this kind of crash some kind of fire would have been pretty likely. Here's one from not long ago, a crash between a Tesla and an ICE vehicle, the ICE caught fire while the Tesla didn't. Yes, I know, some Teslas have caught fire as well in other accidents but it was always after at least 10 minutes or so, giving people plenty of time to get out first. With an ICE, as soon as a fuel like breaks, you have to run away fast.

    9. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know a 70-something who flipped a Jag at doing 80+ mph and climbed out the window. I don't think he even bothered going to the doctor.

    10. Re:So what? by Luthair · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Undeniable based on what? Previous marketing / cheer-leading articles?

    11. Re:So what? by Luthair · · Score: 1

      Modern cars, particularly in that price range are designed so the engine goes under the car.

    12. Re:So what? by michelcolman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's not the impression I get after googling something like "Mercedes crash images" (just to pick a random luxury car brand). In head on collisions the mangled engine always seems to remain in front of the cabin. I can't find a single picture with an engine underneath the cabin.

      I do remember Mercedes being very proud of that feature in their old A-class models. Those were indeed engineered that way. But for most other cars, the engine just stays in front.

    13. Re: So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kind of a flip then, as you say. A roll implies contact with the ground.

    14. Re: So what? by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Quite right; the engine bays/crumple zones of modern cars are typically designed to force the engine to drop from beneath the car in the event of a serious impact (though I won't speculate on the typical effectiveness of this in action).

    15. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I detest marketing hype too, now you are coming across as just ignorant...
      As the parent stated, it's safety is reflected in tests performed by third parties. Such as a government agency responsible for testing car safety, the NHTSA. Whatever your feelings about Tesla, a car breaking the machine designed to test how much force the roof can take, is kinda cool.

      Feel free to google NHTSA Tesla safety tests yourself... or if you can endure a car news site (it was the first hit I came across).

      http://www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/videos/a5238/watch-the-tesla-model-s-break-the-nhtsa-crash-test-scale/

    16. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      especially in context of the conversation. AK Marc you are so often technically right, and actually wrong.

    17. Re:So what? by Nemyst · · Score: 2

      Just lacking an engine block is inherently giving Tesla's cars a safety boost.

    18. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it rotated around a non-horizontal axis in the air, that would be a flip. A roll generally has mostly constant contact between the vehicle and the surface.

    19. Re:So what? by Ramze · · Score: 2

      *citation needed

      I'm guessing you're recalling this semi-famous crash. Reports varied, but it was likely going 120 mph, and it only rolled once -- more like flipped over, skid upside down for 100 yards, then flipped back when it was stopped and the roof was torn off. It was a Mercedes SL, and was a hard-top convertible. The hard top was tough, but not 3 roll accident tough. The weight and momentum of the car would have crushed that top if it had rolled 3 times.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    20. Re:So what? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Undeniable based on what? Previous marketing / cheer-leading articles?

      If you finished reading to the end of the sentence you'd get to the bit about "tests performed by 3rd parties". Telsa's marketing has been good on this, they have referred to outside companies rather than themselves. The product stands up on it's own merits.

      Now if you believe vehicle safety standard tests are all bullshit then that that's your right, but Tesla topping these tests in their category across various different test houses in various countries is in fact "undeniable".

    21. Re:So what? by ixs · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You can quite clearly see what happened by looking at the pictures presented by the Bavarian newspaper.

      http://www.merkur.de/bilder/2016/05/04/6373067/1613361945-unfall-icking-sportwagen-gaulke-PXHG.jpg - You see the curve there in the background? The one behind the black and the white BMWs?
      The driver went around that corner in her father's car, lost control and slid off the road into the grass. Probably either distracted, bad driver or just too faster for physics...
      Normally not a problem, you probably fucked up the under-carriage a bit and the front bumpers, but nothing a few days in the shop couldn't fix. But the girl got unlucky. Right after the corner is a small stub road leading into the field for the farm equipment. The black and white BMWs will help with lining up the viewing angles of the pictures.

      The car hit the stub road and the effect must have been similar to driving up a ramp for an Evel Knievel styled jump: http://www.merkur.de/bilder/20...

      The car rolled length-wise and must have hit the ground twice before coming to rest on the trashed wheels again. You can see the impact points in the field nicely on http://www.merkur.de/bilder/20... and http://www.merkur.de/bilder/20....

      That allows you to reconstruct the flight path: Lift-off at the stub road, front hits the ground first, momentum carries the car forward and leads to the first roll as the front is still embedded in the field. Car is hitting with the trunk next, still rolling with ample forward momentum which means the car will not be burried in the field but land on the wheels next. And that's where the car came to rest.

      You can look at the bumper and other plastic parts strewn all over the place, they match up nicely with that order.

      If you now look at the car at rest http://www.merkur.de/bilder/20... and http://www.merkur.de/bilder/20... you'll see how the glass is not completely shattered? This means little impact force onto the passenger cell and most of the impact just hit the front. Not even a direct frontal impact but mostly torsion forces hitting the bottom of the car front from the impact into the field.

      Based on all that evidence I'd say the 5 kids in the car were supremely lucky that they hit an empty field in a decent car. The airbags came in very handy, no doubt.

      But I think it is a bit premature to claim this shows anything like inherent safety of Tesla or even just that electric cars are safer than over conventional vehicles... That's purely the marketing department talking...

    22. Re: So what? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Front wheel drive cars.

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    23. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think what they mean is passive safety, which is the technical term for safety derived from the physical structure of the vehicle. There is nothing inherently safe about an electric vehicle. If it's safe, it is because it was designed that way, just like other cars.

    24. Re:So what? by avandesande · · Score: 1

      This sounds like a bunch of baloney. If it withstands a certain pressure to meet the specification, it passes. Why would they give a crap what pressure it takes to actually crush? We are talking a government agency here with limited funding.

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    25. Re:So what? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      When the NHTSA went to do its rollover safety tests by crushing in the roof of the Model S to simulate how it would hold up in a roll, their crushing machine broke before the Tesla did.

      Sigh.

      No fanboy, you didn't actually hear that. Thats an entirely fabricated story told by someone who has no understanding of how the tests is done.

      I assure you, no Tesla 'broke the machine'.

      Say what you will, but I have NEVER seen pictures after a rollover crash like this with the passenger compartment so remarkably intact.

      Watch one season of NASCAR and get a clue.

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    26. Re:So what? by NetNed · · Score: 1

      I remember that story on all the major media outlets, but remember few that actually covered the follow up where the NHTSA said Tesla made up the numbers and that it never broke any machines.

      Here & here covered it. Was a PR stunt probably concocted by Musk.

    27. Re:So what? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I'm just waiting for the Jerry Buckheimer movie with a Tesla or Prius exploding with a Star Wars remix Deathstar-style fierce electrical explosion...

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    28. Re:So what? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Why don't you look at the pictures?

      http://www.merkur.de/lokales/w...

      Obviously the car did "roll". More precisely it "flipped over" and hit the ground with the front and the back several times.

      Or how would you explain a complete smashed front part of a car that hit nothing but simply ran into a field?

      The article clearly says: the car flipped over. And I guess the german police is smart enough to see such evidence on the field and car.

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    29. Re:So what? by KGIII · · Score: 2

      Check some pics of Volvos after an accident. They are setup so that things like the entire nose can be knocked completely off - which means (for many models) they've designed the drive train to accommodate that. Things like that is why they're so expensive to insure. Not because you're likely to get hurt but because an accident will likely result in a totaled vehicle. It is designed to do so at the expense of protecting the passengers.

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    30. Re:So what? by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

      The "story" you're referring to was leaked by Tesla itself. It was nothing more than marketing propaganda. The machine did not break. It just reached the end of its testing limit and the car didn't break. Tesla also made other very misleading claims are that time. They claimed that their car scored a 5.4 on a scale that goes to 5. They were smacked down by the NHTSA and had to retract the claim. http://abcnews.go.com/Technolo...

    31. Re:So what? by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      What's he doing? That's pure capacitance gel in there!

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    32. Re:So what? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      No fanboy, you didn't actually hear that. [...] I assure you, no Tesla 'broke the machine'.

      A) So you're saying that Wired, Road and Track, USA Today, and a number of other news outlets fabricated a story that I never read? That seems like a bit much conspiracy for me.

      B) I'm no Tesla fanboy. I'm glad that they're pushing a stagnant industry forward at a faster pace, but that's about it. I don't think Musk is the second coming of either Jesus or Steve Jobs, I have very little interest in their cars as they exist today, and I strongly believe that they've thrown the baby out with the bathwater in a number of instances where they've tried to distance themselves from traditional aspects of cars (e.g. the touchscreen in their cars is ludicrous and unsafe).

      Watch one season of NASCAR and get a clue.

      This thread was discussing the relative safety of luxury cars and my comment was clearly constrained to them, given that I explicitly referred to them. But I'll let you take my comment out of context if it'll help you feel better about being so wrong about everything else.

    33. Re:So what? by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

      If it had been a Mercedes, where would the engine have gone? Even if it didn't go into the cabin, it sure would have left much less room for crumpling to absorb the impact

      Nearly all cars are designed nowadays so the engine drops under the car. So this problem was solved long ago.

    34. Re:So what? by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I won't claim any expertise but I'm very much an automotive aficionado and have been in/around automobiles (as a profession and then as a collection/hobby - though I do, sort-of, rally race and take part in some track days but I'm just am amateur) since the mid 1970s.

      I like Tesla. I own a fair amount of shares in the company. I have my name on the waiting list - complete with deposit, for a Tesla.

      That said, looking at all the pictures, I'm really not as impressed as I think they expect me to be. In fact, I just deleted a wall of text as I'm not home to provide pictures but I will be home to gather a few up soon. I'm headed back home this weekend or the start of next week. (I've done some amateur rally racing. It's fun.)

      But no... I'm not nearly as impressed as I think they are.

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    35. Re:So what? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      but remember few that actually covered the follow up where the NHTSA said Tesla [...] never broke any machines.

      Citation? I never saw anything one way or the other from the NHTSA regarding them confirming or denying that their machine broke. The most that either of your links said was that they were silent on the topic.

      I remember the followup as well, but it was all related to the NHTSA pushing back on Tesla's ridiculous claim that they achieved "5.4 stars" on the NHTSA's 5 star scale. Tesla had added all of the sub-categories for the tests up and ignored the fact that the NHTSA caps their total scores at 5 stars. The NHTSA rightly pushed back and clarified that there was no such thing as a score of 5.4 on their scale, regardless of what Tesla might say.

    36. Re:So what? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Regarding the "5.4 stars" claim, no argument from me on those. Tesla was wholly in the wrong to mislead people like that.

      The "story" you're referring to was leaked by Tesla itself. It was nothing more than marketing propaganda.

      The machine did not break. It just reached the end of its testing limit and the car didn't break.

      Propaganda or not, I can't find anything refuting it, other than random comments on the 'net, whereas I can find plenty of references to it having happened. If you can point me towards additional details, I'd welcome them.

    37. Re:So what? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

      Responding to myself to provide citations and additional details, since there's some (perfectly understandable) incredulity in response to my comment.

      Regarding the weld, it's a variety of friction welding that SpaceX developed:
      http://electrek.co/2015/05/24/...
      http://gas2.org/2015/05/29/spa...

      Regarding the crush test breaking the machine:
      http://www.wired.com/2013/08/t...
      http://www.roadandtrack.com/ne...
      http://www.usatoday.com/story/...

      It's also worth noting that Tesla claimed they had achieved a NHTSA safety rating score of 5.4, which was utter and complete nonsense since the scoring is capped at 5 stars. Tesla apparently arrived at that number by totaling up each of the subcategories and ignoring the fact that the total score is capped by design. The NHTSA rightly slapped Tesla for saying they had achieved a score beyond the max, and by no means should my previous comment be taken as an endorsement of Tesla or everything they've claimed regarding their safety record over the years. I was simply sharing a neat tidbit that seemed relevant. Nothing more.

    38. Re:So what? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      In case you want additional details, I've provided links and citations for some of what I mentioned.

    39. Re: So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My awe at stunt pilots increases.

    40. Re:So what? by avandesande · · Score: 1

      "How safe? The car reportedly broke the machine NHTSA uses for roof-crush evaluations. Watch the Model S endure its crash tests in the videos below."

      is a far cry from

      "The NHTSA had to get a more powerful machine before they could successfully measure how much the Model S could take"

      That is the baloney part.

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    41. Re:So what? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      I don't know that it's a far cry, but I do agree that it certainly was an inadvertent overstatement on my part. It was not my intent to paint an overly-rosy picture of Tesla or suggest something untrue, so inasmuch as I've done so, I do apologize.

    42. Re:So what? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      In fact just last week the same paper showed a BMW that came off the autobahn at 300km/h. The driver and passenger were hurt, but will live.

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    43. Re:So what? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

      When I did a translate it didn't mention flip initially. As for damage to the front and rear, spinning and digging in would do that as well. Or pin balling.

    44. Re:So what? by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      That's not the impression I get when I google car crash images. Some compact cars, like the old model Mercedes A-class, were indeed designed that way. But most larger cars apparently aren't. Or maybe the manufacturers claim that the engine goes underneath the car while in reality only a small part of it does.

    45. Re: So what? by buchanmilne · · Score: 1

      Tesla model s came 20th (of new models tested in 2014) in Euro NCAP passenger safety rating:

      http://www.euroncap.com/en/rat... a make&selectedModel=0&includeFullSafetyPackage=true&includeStandardSafetyPackage=true&selectedModelName=All&selectedProtocols=24370,1472,5910,5931&allClasses=true&selectedClasses=1202,1199,1201,1196,1205,1203,1198,1179,1197,1204,1180&allProtocols=false&allDriverAssistanceTechnologies=false&selectedDriverAssistanceTechnologies=

  5. Re: Tesla pollute more than regular gasoline cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's how you can reduce carbon emissions. Go play in traffic. You produce carbon dioxide. Cars produce carbon dioxide. By playing in traffic, you'll eliminate your carbon emissions plus one or more cars may be totaled and cease to be on the road. That's a win-win for reducing carbon emissions.

  6. Finally, proof! by TodPunk · · Score: 2

    Oh how long we've waited for this sign that physics worked exactly how we formulated it would. Think of the possibilities this entails, being able to plan out systems ahead of time using math and sound principles of modeled dynamics. We could call it a new field. I know, since it involved not having an engine in the front, we could call it "engineering!"

    We'll build a better world, I tell you!

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    1. Re:Finally, proof! by davester666 · · Score: 1

      That's crazy-talk. It'll never work in real life.

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    2. Re:Finally, proof! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a great idea. The problem is that no matter how well you do this work, and create products which will work exactly like how you formulate it will, hordes of morons will come out of the woodwork to tell you that it won't work, or that other products not designed this way will work just as well. And not just random uneducated idiots either, but other "engineers" even! Just look at all the idiotic comments right here in this discussion, trying to convince us that crumple zones aren't necessary, that having giant engine blocks in your front crumple zone isn't a problem because they'll magically disappear in a crash, etc.

      The main problem with this "engineering", as you call it, is that the people who practice it ("engineers") don't even believe in it.

  7. Invincible Tesla by fozzy1015 · · Score: 1

    "(According to comments left at electrek.co, about the only way to fatally crash a Tesla appears to be driving one off a cliff at high speed.)"

    I bet crashing it into a brick wall at high speed would be fatal.

    1. Re:Invincible Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In theory the car would auto-break before you hit the brick wall?

    2. Re:Invincible Tesla by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Is that a question or a statement.

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    3. Re:Invincible Tesla by Harlequin80 · · Score: 2

      This guy did a pretty good job....

      http://insideevs.com/additiona...

      In the end physics wins.

    4. Re:Invincible Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both because I'm computer nerd and not an auto nerd. I would assume that if it can break to avoid hitting a car turning in front of you it would break if you tried to drive into a wall at high speed, but I haven't looked at the tech specs or the listed features, so I was hoping someone would come along with more info.

    5. Re:Invincible Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well having it break into pieces before it hit the wall would certainly be one way of preventing a collision...

    6. Re:Invincible Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could fold it around a tree, or park it on a railway crossing; the possibilities are endless.
      I don't doubt it's a safe vehicle. But overstating its safety will only give ammo to its critics.

    7. Re:Invincible Tesla by righteousness · · Score: 1

      I believe you intended to write "brake" instead of "break". That would have made more sense.

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    8. Re:Invincible Tesla by turp182 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Would a concrete wall (at around 100mph) followed by a tree count? With the fronts wheels completely sheared off? Driver walked away. There was a fire (after the driver exited), but the body blocked it from the passenger compartment.

      Quote below from the link (photos at link):
      http://insideevs.com/tesla-rev...

      We believe these changes will also help prevent a fire resulting from an extremely high speed impact that tears the wheels off the car, like the other Model S impact fire, which occurred last year in Mexico. This happened after the vehicle impacted a roundabout at 110 mph, shearing off 15 feet of concrete curbwall and tearing off the left front wheel, then smashing through an eight foot tall buttressed concrete wall on the other side of the road and tearing off the right front wheel, before crashing into a tree. The driver stepped out and walked away with no permanent injuries and a fire, again limited to the front section of the vehicle, started several minutes later. The underbody shields will help prevent a fire even in such a scenario.

      I realize it's a fan site link for EVs, but it has the coverage as I remember it.

      And I'm not a fan boy, I respect Elon Musk and his RESULTS. He's pretty good in the results category, and in the dream categories.

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    9. Re: Invincible Tesla by Type44Q · · Score: 1
      I was sent into a spin at ~70mph into a large concrete barrier in a '91 200Q avant and it split that barrier in half and displaced the two pieces approximately a meter; the ass end of the wagon (where the impact occurred) was accordioned inwards approximately 15"

      I was fine (as were the three 21" CRT's buckled-in to the back).

    10. Re:Invincible Tesla by Ramze · · Score: 1

      Impressive, but difficult to judge. Speed is one factor, but angle of impact is important, too. 110 mph head-on into a concrete barrier will kill anyone. Even if the cabin is intact, the deceleration would liquefy and/or rupture organs. This incident appears to have the vehicle smack the wall at an angle, then ricochet and smack another wall at another angle, then continue farther before stopping at a tree. That's a lot of force transferred over time and would have decelerated the vehicle quite a lot before coming to a stop. Tearing off the front wheels in the process likely helped some in slowing the vehicle as well.

      I can't really say this was any better or worse than another car striking the same barriers at the same speeds an angles, though. I think the regular industry crash tests are more telling that Tesla's design is superior to other vehicles.

    11. Re: Invincible Tesla by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      as were the three 21" CRT's buckled-in to the back

      Wow! You were lucky that one of those CRTs did not kill you.

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    12. Re:Invincible Tesla by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      ...

      Because thats a scenario that only applies to Tesla's?

      I can show you a corvette doing it at about 160, and the driver walking away (in handcuffs after the police arrested him). The car was outrunning the TV helicopter following it, hit a semi and sheered it in half and when it all finally stopped the driver was sitting on his ass on the ground.

      Just because entropy works in the right way to allow the person to survive doesn't mean it works that way reliably.

      Stop being such an ignorant fanboy and look for other example before you act like Tesla is special

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    13. Re:Invincible Tesla by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I have seen that video. Also, the Camaro that hits the concrete that is a barrier before the toll booth. I've always been amazed at the luck - in both cases the car was pretty much gone. The Camaro actually launched into the air high enough to hit the overhead barrier (or was it a bridge?) and the dude walked away. Well, he was accompanied by some men in blue and wearing new silver jewelry.

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    14. Re:Invincible Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I'm an idiot. I don't know why you were modded down. Thanks.

  8. More slashvertisements by qbast · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next up: Tesla inherent awesomeness saves puppies.

  9. Not seeing how this is any different. by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

    I have unfortunately been involved in a couple of major accidents and have had 1 of my cars look similar to this, though in my case the rear of the car was destroyed as well. I'm not seeing anything there that would make you think the Telsa was inherently safer. They may not have a front mounted ICE but they do have batteries and electric motors that aren't mass free.

    The one where my car ended up looking the worst was when I was rear ended by a semi-trailer that then pushed me into the car in front. I was stationary, he was doing 70kph at time of impact. The car I was driving was a 3 month old Mercedes E200D and was a total write off. I was the driver, wife in the passenger seat and two kids in the back, 1 in a baby capsule. Amazingly we all walked away despite the boot coming in through the rear windscreen.

    1. Re:Not seeing how this is any different. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      They may not have a front mounted ICE but they do have batteries and electric motors that aren't mass free.

      The batteries and motors are not in the crumple zone. The batteries are in the chassis, so when you are driving, they are under you. In an accident, the front end of the car can crumple further, and absorb more energy, than an ICE car.

    2. Re:Not seeing how this is any different. by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      It's not about how your car looked compared to the tesla, it's about how bad the crash itself was.

      If _your_ car had gone through the same it would not be looking 'similar to this'.

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    3. Re:Not seeing how this is any different. by 6Yankee · · Score: 2

      My idiot friend (at the time - now he's just an idiot) lost it on a country bend at what the police later estimated to be around 80mph, and flipped us clean over a dry stone wall and easily 60 metres into a field. The car rolled at least once, and the front passenger corner of the roof took the brunt of it. All four of us walked away, although one of the rear-seat passengers still has a nasty scar from sticking his head through the rear window.

      That was 20 years ago, and the Ford Fiesta was easily 15 years old at the time. The reason the rear-seat passenger stuck his head out the rear window? No seat-belts fitted in the back. Idiot friend convinced another idiot to winch the wreck out of the field, then drove it 20 miles to the scrap yard. Roadworthy it most certainly was not, but it was drivable...

      So: Amazing OMGWTFBBQ Tesla safety, or the same sheer blind luck we had?

    4. Re:Not seeing how this is any different. by Punko · · Score: 2

      I was in a '82 Honda civil at highway speeds as the car in front of me changed lanes. The Ford LTD now in front of me hit the nearly stationary car in front of it. Its rear end rose with the impact. I was able to bring my car to a stop just short of the bumper when the Chevy Econovan plowed into me from behind at 100 km/h. The Ford's bumper sheared off my hood. My glasses ended up sitting on the Ford's bumper. Every window in the civic was smashed. I had linear bruises from my seatbelt.

      The engine was still running.

      Tough little car, caught between a immovable object and an irresistible force.

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    5. Re: Not seeing how this is any different. by Luthair · · Score: 1

      The problem with the batteries is that they bring extra mass to the party

  10. Their mistake... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "one 18-year old and four of her friends lost control of her father's Model S electric vehicle"

    They shouldn't all try to control it at the same time. It's dangerous yo.

  11. Re: Tesla pollute more than regular gasoline cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He made it up, and you're a dipshit for taking him seriously.

  12. A little error in the german article by Sique · · Score: 1

    Apparently the author of the german article mistook the Model S name as a hint to Sport, and he continuously called the Model S a sportscar in the article.

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    1. Re:A little error in the german article by holmstar · · Score: 1

      Well, the quickest model s is quicker from 0-60 than some much higher priced exotics, and it handles really well due to it's low center of gravity, so one could be forgiven for calling it a sports car.

    2. Re:A little error in the german article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, a car that does zero to 60 a tenth of a second slower than a Lamborghini or Ferrari should not be considered a sportscar.

    3. Re:A little error in the german article by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      They are pigs. Acceleration is good, but corners are miserable. Think of it as a 600hp Cadillac and you'll get the idea.

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    4. Re:A little error in the german article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I thought handling was rather good.
      I am actually considering buying a model 3 a few years down the line.
      But for cornering on twisty roads, I'll keep my Xantia Activa for the fun. No great acceleration, except for the lateral one. Although at least in Europe, the Peugeot 308 is extremely agile according to the swedish elk avoidance tests, and the price is very reasonable.

    5. Re:A little error in the german article by holmstar · · Score: 1

      They can hold .9 Gs on the skid pad, which is the same as a BMW 3-series. How are the corners miserable again?

  13. Too bad, only the rich... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and not normal people get such protection.

    1. Re: Too bad, only the rich... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's how the Republucans want it to be.

    2. Re:Too bad, only the rich... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rich deserve it since they pay for it, 'normal' can get a fucking bicycle if a car is too much for them.

    3. Re:Too bad, only the rich... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      So you think the government should buy you a Tesla for $108,000?

      Even the cheapest economy car these days has excellent crash protection compared to cars made 10, 20, or more years ago. Tesla is working on producing their new Model 3, which costs a fraction of what the Model S costs. The level of safety available to poorer car buyers is constantly improving. You're probably much safer in a brand-new econobox than in a 30-year-old Volvo.

  14. Why do you think it is slashvertissment ? by aepervius · · Score: 1

    It is news for nerd, at least me as a nerd, interested into security things like crumple zone , doing finite element analyzis etc... And if Tesla is using a different method with better effect then yeah that's highly interesting.

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    1. Re:Why do you think it is slashvertissment ? by Gussington · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It is news for nerd, at least me as a nerd, interested into security things like crumple zone , doing finite element analyzis etc... And if Tesla is using a different method with better effect then yeah that's highly interesting.

      I think the problem is the way the information is delivered. TFA sounds more like a marketing guff than an informed analysis.
      This being a news for nerds site, should have it's summaries tailored to this audience, not junk click bait from TMZ.

    2. Re:Why do you think it is slashvertissment ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because a lot of Slashdotters think climate change is a government hoax/conspiracy and they like to complain about anything related to renewable energy.

    3. Re:Why do you think it is slashvertissment ? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The news aspect here is the lovely after picture along with the stat of zero fatalities.
      It's not like this is the only thing Slashdot covers. We have had several stories talking about the analysis of the chassis, the safety testing of the vehicles, and in past accidents the discussion following the sensationalist bullshit articles are well worth the read to the readers.

      If you come here for the stories and the accurate well researched investigative journalism then you're doing it wrong. This clickbait junk has spurred discussion which makes it as worthy as any other story on Slashdot.

    4. Re:Why do you think it is slashvertissment ? by butzwonker · · Score: 1

      Well, one thing is sure, if everybody would change to electric cars, then the world would be a pile of toxic battery waste and renewable energy would certainly not cut it.

    5. Re:Why do you think it is slashvertissment ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you think it is slashvertissment ?

      If you have to ask why a story that starts with the headline "Tesla's Inherent Safety ..." and goes sycophantically downhill from there, you have your nose so far up Elon Musk's ass you can probably tell us what his tonsils smell like.

    6. Re:Why do you think it is slashvertissment ? by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they should find a study that compares Tesla's designs to that of Volvo or Honda or any other OE out there.

      It's a slashvertisement in that they lead the reader to believe that no other manufacturer cares about safety. It's been a constant theme to celebrate everything one of Elon Musk's companies do.. even if it's been done before.

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    7. Re:Why do you think it is slashvertissment ? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      What exactly is toxic in a lithium ion battery, or what other waste do you mean?

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  15. Advertising Feature by Harold+Halloway · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This advertainment informercial has been brought to you by Tesla; saving kittens the world over.

    1. Re:Advertising Feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But we shouldn't get the impression that Slashdot is run by a bunch of Elon Musk's male concubines. They did post this excellent retort against electric vehicles.

      (Sarcasm since half of you are ignorant of the concept. One of the oldest tricks of yellow journalism is to 'represent both sides' by picking a reasonable sounding source on the side you prefer and the most mentally unstable source on the side you dislike. It starts to become obvious when the propagandists lose track of what a reasonable argument for their side is.)

    2. Re:Advertising Feature by chispito · · Score: 1

      But we shouldn't get the impression that Slashdot is run by a bunch of Elon Musk's male concubines...

      One of the oldest tricks of yellow journalism is to 'represent both sides' by picking a reasonable sounding source on the side you prefer and the most mentally unstable source on the side you dislike.

      You should be kinder to yourself.

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  16. What? by ledow · · Score: 1

    80 feet... into a flat field, beside a road that's also flat and on the same level.

    Sorry, but if your car CAN'T survive that without lethal injury, how the hell has it passed basic safety tests like Euro NCAP ratings?

    Next question - what speed were you doing on that unbordered single-lane country road that you lose control and drive 80-feet into a field?

    This safety demonstration was brought to you by our sponsor, Tesla, indeed.

    1. Re:What? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      80 feet... into a flat field, beside a road that's also flat and on the same level.

      Proof that the Tesla is a prototype for the long-promised flying car!

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    2. Re:What? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The car rolled (endo). The damage to the front didn't go into the passenger compartment. It looks like the door opened without help. Something most cars wouldn't have done with that damage.

    3. Re:What? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      80 feet... into a flat field, beside a road that's also flat and on the same level.

      Sorry, but if your car CAN'T survive that without lethal injury, how the hell has it passed basic safety tests like Euro NCAP ratings?

      Before you make assumptions about the conditions of the crash, take a look at the pictures of the carnage and tell us just how nice and passenger friendly your flat on flat scenario really is.

      Quite frankly the car looks like it ran full speed into a large truck, and I've yet to see that much damage to the front of a car without some serious deformation of the passenger compartment.

    4. Re:What? by ledow · · Score: 1

      I did.

      And a crumple-front I expect to crumple. That's the point of it. And that would have happened the second it "nosedived" from the flat road into the flat-gradient-but-uneven field.

      Cars have rollcages for a reason. Cars have crumple zones for a reason. Cars travelling forwards get more damage on the front end. That's why it crumples.

      And that's why the majority of cars that pass Euro NCP are actually as safe or safer than the Tesla, petrol, diesel, hybrid, LPG, or electric.

      Accidents nowadays look atrocious BECAUSE they are saving your life by doing so. The days of solid-metal cars that survive even the gentlest of bumps intact are long gone. Hell, I had a less-than-20mph collision (my only collision, with a cutting-in-and-braking vehicle on a traffic-lighted roundabout, so I couldn't even get to more than 100 yards of travel before another red traffic light) - my car front indented on the entire front chassis by 6 inches, nearly destroying the radiator and fan, bending the bonnet (hood) up. No airbag, it barely tightened my seat-belt. It's DESIGNED to do that.

      The back of the guy's car I hit did the same. But it just felt like a bump, not a smash, and certainly nowhere near a high-speed crash. That's what modern cars, with their plastic/foam bumpers, collapsible subframes and crumple zones are designed to do.

      Notice how everything in the rollcage is untouched. That's why you can open the door. That's how they're designed. Engine compartment sacrifices itself so it doesn't impinge on anything to do with the (pretty solid) rollcage and bubble of surrounding chassis around the passengers.

      This isn't "fabulous safety". This is normal expectation for a modern car.

    5. Re:What? by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      Then you haven't seen the right picture. They drove at 110mph into what can only be called a GTA-style ramp, the flat road and field is just where they got their speed and awesome high-impact landing.

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  17. This is impressive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They drive with high speed into a field, roll over, and three of them got severe injuries. What is so great about this? I would expect this from any premium car and even for cheaper ones. I'll call it impressive when they get the same result after hitting a tree with the same speed.

  18. Every german car costing 100,000â .. by burni2 · · Score: 0

    .. would have had survived such a crash in a similar manner, because the engineers take the motor into account!

    Don't get me wrong a Tesla is nice, but this headline is a master piece of assliquorish shit propaganda for Tesla.

    The question is what will happen to the person safety of newer Tesla models targetted at lower prices?

    I think everybody should drive a Mclaren F1:

    Mclaren F1 - inherrent safety saved rich person
    because it has a carbon fiber monocoque and the motor is placed in the back working as a crumple space for tailbumbs and not endangering people during a frontal crash.

    (yeah, same bullshit but a car with an ICE)

  19. Also english cars costing 1.000.000 US$ !! by burni2 · · Score: 1

    I would like to see a Tesla under such a condition

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  20. Re:Why does anyone read Slashdot anymore? by Maritz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you fuck off, it'll be marginally more worth reading.

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  21. It's hard to see how the conclusion is supported by DrXym · · Score: 4, Insightful
    All vehicles in Europe receive an NCAP rating as part of their certification. This rating is based on the safety features and survivability for adult and child occupants as well as pedestrians from collisions. The Tesla has a very respectable score as can be seen here. It's certainly a very safe car but it is not outstanding compared to petrol vehicles. E.g. most of the 2014 best in class petrol vehicles had similar or better scores.

    So saying it is "inherently safe" or that a petrol vehicle would fare worse is pretty absurd. Inherently safe cars don't plant themselves 25m into fields in the first place regardless of their form of propulsion. And that's without even knowing what caused the accident in the first place.

  22. lat 47.97 lon 11.445 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where it happened, car coming from the left. These roads typically don't have a speed limit lower than the general limit for this type of road, which is 100km/h (60mph for the hicks). I'm going to go out on a limb and say they drove faster than that, because that curve does not look too tight for 100km/h. And while there are no guarantees in high speed accidents, with nothing solid in the way in that location, any car in that price range would be expected to keep the dumbass driver and passengers alive.

    1. Re:lat 47.97 lon 11.445 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A report mentions that one of the passengers saw a speed of about 150km/h on the speedometer before the crash. The curve has a radius of 150m. Studies have found that most drivers take curves with that radius at less than 100km/h (average 80km/h) even if there is no lower speed limit. But on a dry, clean and level road, a sport sedan should technically be able to handle that curve at 100km/h, so everything points to a reckless driver exceeding both the speed limit and the safe speed for the situation.

  23. Re: Tesla pollute more than regular gasoline cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You produce carbon dioxide from renewable sources. The carbon you exhale is what your food or your food's food inhaled.

  24. It depends by Solandri · · Score: 4, Interesting
    • The crumple zone doesn't seem to have collapsed. It seems to have sheared off. In a collapsed crumple zone, you expect to see pillars and beams which have accordioned, thus absorbing the maximum amount of energy possible for the weight of the structure. A large chunk of my graduate structural engineering class was calculating these modes of failures for different shapes, so you could design the beam, sheet, whatever to deliberately buckle in this energy-absorbing way. The beams I can make out in the pics are bent and dislocated, suggesting the main impact wasn't head-on. So the crumple zone likely had little to do with their survival (other than it did shatter and fragment like it's designed to - so the vehicle can shed kinetic energy by losing pieces).
    • It looks like they crashed into a soft tilled dirt field. Probably the best possible place to crash. The soft material yields, helping to absorb energy. And it conforms to distribute forces over a large contact area, helping to more evenly spread forces over the car's structure. A crash into a concrete barrier is a completely different story. Like how it's difficult to crack an egg in your palm, but really easy with a hard edge.
    • There's no mention of the speed. Without knowing the speed, it's really impossible to say how well the car performed.
      • If they were traveling in excess of 150 kph, then this is damned impressive - the passenger compartment is nearly undistorted despite a roll, and it looks like they were able to just open the door to get people out.
      • If they were traveling around 100 kph, then it performed about as expected, especially given the soft dirt field.
      • If they were traveling around 50 kph, then this is terrible. There's no way the front should have suffered that much damage at such a low velocity.

    Given that most of the glass is still intact, I'm leaning towards this being either a low velocity impact, or a med/high velocity crash spread over a long distance and time (which also means low impact forces). Which means the fact that the front end shattered like that is really troubling. Perhaps the additional mass of the battery pack (the Tesla weighs as much as an SUV because of the battery pack) contributed to demolishing the front end despite the low impact forces? In an ICE vehicle, the bulk of the mass (engine) is in the front and it absorbs impact forces directly instead of through the structural beams. In a Tesla, the bulk of the mass is in the battery pack underneath the passenger compartment. Since the passenger compartment is designed to remain intact, the kinetic energy of the battery pack has to be fully absorbed by the structural beans in the front or rear.

    I would assume Tesla strengthened the beams by a corresponding amount to pass the crash safety tests. But those tests only cover direct front impacts, not a car leaving the ground and impacting the ground at (say) a slight nose-down pitch. The cantilever forces in such an impact due to the additional torque caused by the heavy battery pack behind it could account for the front shattering and shearing off like that.

    1. Re: It depends by Type44Q · · Score: 0

      in a collapsed crumple zone, you expect to see pillars and beams which have accordioned

      That would be in the collapsed crumple zone of steel-bodiedvehicles. The carbonfiber bodyshell of the Tesla could very well exhibit different characteristics when crash energy is absorbed.

    2. Re: It depends by Type44Q · · Score: 4

      I should stand corrected; I don't know where I developed the notion that the Model S was carbonfiber but according to Tesla, it is not (however, it is largely aluminum which also deforms rather differently than steel).

    3. Re:It depends by jensend · · Score: 1

      The followup article in the German paper says:

      Zudem habe sich nach dem Unfall auch einer der vier Mitfahrer geäußert. Er hat wohl eine Geschwindigkeit von 150 bis 160 Stundenkilometern vom Tacho abgelesen.

      which I'd translate as "In addition, after the accident one of the four passengers also weighed in. He read a speed of probably 150-160 kph from the speedometer."

    4. Re:It depends by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Steel > aluminum for sheer strength.

      I was thinking roughly along the same lines you were - if the car flipped, it was a ditch endo, in which case it's somewhat terrifying failure mode: the front of the car basically looks like it disintegrated. Look at the rear trunk crumple area (suggestive of an endo flip) - not much damage there, at all, but suggesting it "rolled forward" onto the trunk while rolling. The distance traveled, and damage to the vehicle, all suggests an endo flip - I'd guess single-vehicle involved based on the damage, after going into the culvert at high speeds, bottoming out, catching the nose of the vehicle, and causing it to flip. It really didn't get too far into that field, but it was definitely not moving after the flip, as evidenced by how deep it is into the sod, and the absence of any tire tracks behind it. It flew to the position it was in.

      Really disheartening how the front end literally ripped apart. Not what I'd consider a 'safe' crumple zone at all...

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    5. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it would have flown 25m into a field, bounced and rolled end-over-end if it was only traveling at 50km/h.

  25. Re:Tesla pollute more than regular gasoline cars by sonamchauhan · · Score: 2

    He referring to this Slashdot story, also posted today:

    cientists: Electric Vehicles Produce As Many Toxins As Dirty Diesels
    https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

  26. Unjustified by Attila+the+Bun · · Score: 1

    This is a very shaky claim. Although the photos show severe damage to the front of the car, there is little evidence of crumpling in the areas designed to absorb a head-on impact. The extremities of all modern cars are designed to absorb as much impact energy as possible, and this is visible even in less-serious accidents: they fall apart when knocked about. Is see no evidence that the presence of an engine block would have made any difference to the reported outcome of this crash.

  27. Survived the crash, but ... by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 2

    ... I wonder if the driver survived the aftermath when her father saw what she did to his car. I doubt if the insurers are going to cover the loss.

    1. Re:Survived the crash, but ... by AntronArgaiv · · Score: 1

      ... I wonder if the driver survived the aftermath when her father saw what she did to his car. I doubt if the insurers are going to cover the loss.

      In other news...she is SO grounded.

    2. Re: Survived the crash, but ... by Type44Q · · Score: 0

      This being Germany, he's likely been conditioned to expect the State to apply the discipline.

    3. Re: Survived the crash, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This being Germany, he's likely been conditioned to expect the State to apply the discipline.

      Just like the 1940s?

    4. Re:Survived the crash, but ... by bentcd · · Score: 1

      I doubt if the insurers are going to cover the loss.

      That depends entirely what kind of insurance they have and with this kind of car my guess is they're in one of two categories: either they're rich enough they can easily replace it out of pocket and so they only have the minimum insurance required by law and the parents care more that she's safe than about the relatively minor expense incurred; or else they have the expensive no-questions-asked insurance that pays out in full whatever the circumstances surrounding the loss may be.

      (Assuming that option is available there, I know that's what I have here in Norway.)

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  28. Re: Tesla pollute more than regular gasoline cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The problem with internet quotes is that you cant always depend on their accuracy" -Abraham Lincoln, 1864

  29. Happens every day over there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    for me (having relatives around there) the headline reads: "rich kids speeds too fast, crashes daddys car, noone else there, so nobody's hurt". Sadly the (much more) common headline is: "joyriding kid crashes father's Porsche into , 2 dead, joyriding party gets out unscathed but shows signs of consumption". There's nothing too be proud about this, it only show's that Tesla is not going to be the social-mobile-revolutionary company it pictures itself, but just another toy-maker for the 1%.

  30. What a hyped story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course even the expensive Tesla did not stop the teen driver from driving recklessly and endangering everyone in the car. Luck played a far more important role than anything the car did. What kind of story would be told if everyone in the car died? Maybe the parents made a bad choice allowing their young driver to drive any car with friends in it? In my state a young driver is only allowed one other to be in the car not related to family. Maybe this could have prevented the accident all together?

  31. "flew more than 80 feet" by codeButcher · · Score: 2, Funny

    flew more than 80 feet

    The linked German article (as well as a follow-up) does not mention anything about the car flying... it says the car overturned until it landed back on its wheels (which explains all the bodywork damage in the photo...).

    Also, 80 feet???? Germany have not used such a unit in a couple of years ^H^H^H^H^H centuries. Might still be in use in the USA, Burma and Liberia. And perhaps the UK and Canada.

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    1. Re:"flew more than 80 feet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that beats having to cover your wife and being forced to pray in the mosque, lefty scum.

    2. Re:"flew more than 80 feet" by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, you win the "asshole American" award of the day. This is a tech site, and people are constantly complaining about the lack of engineering units. Libraries of Congress has ever become a meme. The events mentioned happened in Germany, a metric country.

      When considering this story, engineers will want to do calculations, and most engineers use metric units because it's daft not to. TFA must have got the data in metric and converted it, and likely rounded it just to decrease the accuracy of the reporting for people who can't handle more than -1 significant digits.

      This is a legitimate complaint.

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    3. Re:"flew more than 80 feet" by 0a100b · · Score: 1

      Surely it are 80 metric feet.

    4. Re:"flew more than 80 feet" by Stavr0 · · Score: 1

      ... or about 30 imperial meters aka "yards".

    5. Re:"flew more than 80 feet" by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      metric feet

      ... which have nothing to do with the rhythmic structure of poetry ;-)

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    6. Re:"flew more than 80 feet" by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      Whoa, last I checked it was Germans that were supposed not to have a sense of humor.

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    7. Re:"flew more than 80 feet" by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Rest assured: we have humor. Albeit it is often very dark humor.

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    8. Re:"flew more than 80 feet" by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      I despair. I thought it is the Americans that were at the cutting edge of not grasping sarcasm any more. It now seems that the Germans are trying to imitate them even in this. What has the world come to?

      But it does explain German society the last couple of years... or decades...

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  32. Why is the front completely wrecked? by tommeke100 · · Score: 0

    This does not look at all. Depending on what exactly caused the accident and how that car flew into the field, I don't see any reason why the front would be completely disintegrated as we see on the picture. You can see the road behind where ambulances and such are parked, that's basically 30 yards, really not that far. The header should be "30 yards off-road wrecks your Tesla"

  33. Re: Tesla pollute more than regular gasoline cars by jimtheowl · · Score: 1

    ".. what your food or your food's food inhaled."

    Perhaps you meant 'ingested'?

  34. Not a bad car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are other crashes where the driver walks away and the car loos beaten. Like this audi from 2007
    http://www.carscoops.com/2007/03/audi-rs6-abt-crash-yes-he-made-it-out.html?m=1

    Anyway, with a bmw she would have been able to keep it on the road >:-)

  35. Re:Why does anyone read Slashdot anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    He raises a good point though. They might as well rename this place ElonDot, or SlashMusk.

  36. Re:Tesla pollute more than regular gasoline cars by michelcolman · · Score: 1

    Yep, the one where they claim that electric vehicles' brake pads wear more quickly. That should give you a hint about the quality of their research.

  37. Were there any more bias in the summary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I think my head would explode.

  38. No praise for Tesla in the original article. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a native German speaking reader, let me treasure you that the original article has no praise whatsoever for the Tesla car. To the contrary, newest updates make a point of the fact that the car supposedly was equipped with a much smaller engine than previously thought, 236 instead of 700 horsepower. Any odd BMW, Mercedes or Audi car would be in similar shape after such a crash. After all, this is a result of euro NCAP crash test standards.

    1. Re: No praise for Tesla in the original article. by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      To the contrary, newest updates make a point of the fact that the car supposedly was equipped with a much smaller engine than previously thought, 236 instead of 700 horsepower.

      I believe the front motor in most AWD Model S's puts out about that much horsepower.

    2. Re:No praise for Tesla in the original article. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BMW X6M is nearly two times slower at 0-60. All that horsepower is being wasted trying to get it's bloated mass moving.

    3. Re:No praise for Tesla in the original article. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ermm...it's also a totally different kind of car.

  39. Not a front-end collision by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

    The driver lost control and the vehicle flipped, probably impacting the ground with several of its surfaces in sequency. An actual front-end collision (car hitting obstacle with its front side, which has to absorb basically all of the energy of the impact) is different.

  40. Fair comparison? by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    The images of the crash are not pretty, but one could imagine how much worse they would be if a front-engined internal combustion vehicle were involved instead of the Tesla Model S.

    And what about comparing it to a mid-engine internal combustion vehicle? That would be more consistent in terms of center of mass with the Tesla Batteries.

    Considering the Tesla S is an up market sports car this is probably reasonable to do, as there are mid-engine cars in that space for comparison.

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  41. Re:Tesla pollute more than regular gasoline cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They didn't claim that. They assumed brake wear in electric vehicles is negligiable. However, due to the increased weight of electric vehiclese, they are subject to more tyre wear and they cause more road wear. Read the study and stop spreading FUD.

  42. Re:Tesla pollute more than regular gasoline cars by michelcolman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The actual article is behind a pay wall, but the Daily Mail summary unambiguously says:

    - That was finding of a study looking at particles from tyre and brake wear
    - Made heavier by batteries and parts meaning tyres and brakes wear faster

    The Daily Mail article itself continues with multiple references to brake wear. Not once does it mention regenerative braking.

    Now I do admit that I should know better than to assume that a Daily Mail article about a paper would be in any way related to the actual contents of the paper, and it's entirely possible that the actual paper, behind the paywall, says exactly the opposite. Maybe it will even say that EVs are cleaner after all.

  43. Re: Tesla pollute more than regular gasoline cars by Type44Q · · Score: 1

    You're definitely a dipshit for assuming they were taking anyone seriously.

  44. Re: Why does anyone read Slashdot anymore? by Type44Q · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Fine with me; he's the closest thing to an idol we've got and for good reason.

  45. Re: It's hard to see how the conclusion is support by Type44Q · · Score: 1

    Inherently safe cars don't plant themselves 25m into fields in the first place regardless of their form of propulsion.

    You were in the process of making a very valid point when the above suddenly managed to slip out of your asshole...

  46. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it's too bad. Sometimes stupidity needs to be rewarded with a Darwin Award

  47. Not it's not. by Qbertino · · Score: 2

    The car is as safe as any other modern car.

    Nope. It actually *is* safer.

    Here's why (from the top of my head):

    1) The center of weight is notably lower (huge battery pack along the floor, no huge motor up front), making the Tesla Model S safer in handling than other limosines.

    2) It has no motor and thus a *way* better crumpling zone in the forward trunk.

    3) Right now tt has the best driving-assistance on the streets and in end-users hands.

    My 0.02 Euros.

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    1. Re:Not it's not. by sunking2 · · Score: 1

      A little bit of irony in you saying safer in handling and best driver-assistance on the streets when this kid put it 25m into a field.

    2. Re:Not it's not. by sjames · · Score: 2

      Ultimately, until they become self-driving, they will have to follow the driver's commands for better or worse. In this case, much worse.

  48. Wrong. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Never in a month of sundays did that car roll.

    Wrong. Quote from the accident report:
    "Der Wagen überschlug sich und kam schwer beschädigt wieder auf den Rädern zum Stehen."
    Literal translation (German grammar, you'll figure what it means): "The car rolled and came heavily damaged on it's wheels to a standing."

    So it did roll, at least once. According to the report exactly once.

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    1. Re:Wrong. by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Translation error. Look at the pictures. That car did not ROLL. It FLIPPED, end over end. (a cart-wheel) Not a single piece of glass is even cracked, and there isn't a spec of dirt on the sides or roof. 95% of the damage is to the front -- where it plowed into a ditch at speed, and the remaining 5% in the back -- where it landed after flipping.

      The lack of an engine in that front, MAY have contributed to the survivability, but Telsa isn't the only car to not have an engine in the front. (Nor are they remotely the first to do so.) What saved those kids is the 57 airbags that cocooned them. (and that they didn't fill the car with rusty razor blades.)

  49. Tesla makes Volvo look bad by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Seriously, Tesla makes other car makers look bad. The question is , can they do it with model 3, as well as the coming $20k car?

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  50. Re: Why does anyone read Slashdot anymore? by Megol · · Score: 1

    Really? No idol of mine - just another hyped-up salesman. My idols are those that strive to improve the life of others via technology, social work, opposition to extremists of all kinds or just trying to make a difference.

  51. Re: Why does anyone read Slashdot anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are the good reasons?

    Because he started PayPal - one of the worst companies in history?

    Because he hijacked Tesla from Martin Eberhard, who started the company before Musk was involved and was later "asked to leave"?

    Because he takes an existing ideas like a maglev train running through a vacuum tunnel, gives it a naff names like Hyperloop, and then claims he invented the idea? The media and malleable minded public then get all excited over the idea, even though it's been around for ages:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vactrain

    Because he builds a battery factory, calls it a Gigafactory and the media and malleable minded public once again get all excited again?

    Because he's a publicity whore? Remember when he put out a press release to say he'd "solved the iron man problem" and created a gesture based 3D design tool. When his video came out a few days after his press release it turned out that all he'd done is bought a Leap Motion and plugged it into his computer. He'll take any sort of attention though, even if it's from a pathetic display like this:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNqs_S-zEBY

    Because he's trying to colonise marks using rockets? Rockets are an obscenely expensive way of getting mass into orbit and the high price will never allow you to get enough equipment into orbit to colonise Mars on a large scale. The only way we will colonise Mars is to use an approach that allows us to cheaply put mass in orbit, like a Lofstrom Loop. Space X is going nowhere beyond resupplying the ISS and launching a few satellites.

    Musk's primary talent is ultimately that of self promotion and he uses that talent to promote his businesses and gain a cult like following. There's no denying he is good at what he does, but I fail to see why a grand master in self-promotion should be considered an idol to technology enthusiasts.

  52. Complete. Fucking. Horseshit. by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    The images of the crash are not pretty, but one could imagine how much worse they would be if a front-engined internal combustion vehicle were involved instead of the Tesla Model S.

    You can imagine all day, but as long as you're only using your imagination and not crashing testing or computer modeling, you're just being a stupid ass.

    The fact is that the Tesla is not at all unique in its ability to protect the occupants from harm in a ridiculously major collision. Look at Audi A8 crash photos sometime. There have been a fairly high number of incidents in which the car was very well mangled (even to the point of "what part is that?") and yet all the occupants walked away. You can expect this to be true out of basically any of the truly modern premium vehicles, that is, made out of Aluminum or better. That's because they don't have to make poor tradeoffs for crash safety, they just cost more money. But mind you, lots of the really scary-looking crashes I'm talking about were in the original A8, which was finalized way back in 1993 and appeared as a 2004 model.

    The idea that the essential design of the vehicle protected these passengers better than would another car in the same price range is specious at best.

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  53. Re:Tesla pollute more than regular gasoline cars by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Probably the shameless and extreme lie currently on display here:
    https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

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  54. Re: Tesla pollute more than regular gasoline cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The problem with internet quotes is that you cant always depend on their accuracy" -Abraham Lincoln, 1864

    Except in this case we can.
    The Internet was invented in the 1980s by Tipper Gore, so Abraham Lincoln could not have said this, no matter how big his Tyrannosaurus.

  55. Re: Why does anyone read Slashdot anymore? by thegarbz · · Score: 2

    Really? No idol of mine

    Then go find a site that worships your god.

  56. Re:Tesla pollute more than regular gasoline cars by haruchai · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "However, due to the increased weight of electric vehiclese, they are subject to more tyre wear and they cause more road wear"
    I can't recall anyone making much fuss over the many, many, many F-150s, other trucks & SUVs that have been causing excessive tyre & road wear since the 80s, or acknowledging that 18-wheelers & buses should bear the burden of paying for most of the road repair since they cause, by far, most of the damage.

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  57. So... by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

    So skateboards are inherently safe, got it.

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  58. What?? by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    "... Model X is extremely safe, with crumple zones that are unconcerned with engines that can transfer kinetic energy"

    The word "unconcerned" makes no sense here. I'm guessing they may have meant "unaffected" or "unconnected" or "not affected".

    ENGRISH MUTHAFUGGAH, dew ewe speek it??

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  59. No life-threatening injuries, but air-lifted anywa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must be nice to be rich.

  60. Re: Why does anyone read Slashdot anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You obviously don't know a lot about South Africans. Try living there and working with them for awhile. Really get to know them. You'll see your boy Elon in a whole new light, and not a very pretty one at that.

  61. Transfer Kinetic Energy by PPH · · Score: 1

    that can transfer kinetic energy into the passengers during a frontal collision.

    WTF? That's NOT what you want to happen during a crash. Where did this come from? From TFA:

    can effectively dissipate the kinetic energy of a crash

    That's a more accurate description of crumple zones function. Editor could have just copy/pasted this and not been so horribly wrong.

    PS. Photos of the wrecked Tesla with unbroken windows demonstrate how well the passenger compartment was protected during the crash.

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  62. Can we just change the name to the site already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Muskdot? News for swinging off Elon's nuts.

  63. Re:Risk homeostasis? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    This article is about 18 year olds. There's no such thing as "enabling [them] to be riskier". No matter how safe or unsafe something is, kids that age will test its limits and generally exceed them.

  64. Re: Why does anyone read Slashdot anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The most expensive part of rockets is having to build a new rocket every time, so Space-X's plan is to return the stage 1 rocket to a platform (they have successfully tested this technology). Refurbishing stage 1s was attempted previously by NASA with the SLS system, but it was just as expensive as building new ones due to the salt water damage that came from landing them in the ocean, thus the idea to land on platforms.

    Then all you are left with is minor refurbishment of stage 1, new stage 2, some overhead, and rocket fuel. Much cheaper than traditional rocketry. Now all they need to do is pull it off.

  65. unconcerned with engines that can transfer kinetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > unconcerned with engines that can transfer kinetic energy into the passengers during a frontal collision

    this is literally irrelevant unless they were hit by another car, and it happened to have an ICE, which DID NOT HAPPEN

  66. Re: Tesla pollute more than regular gasoline cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The carbon was originally consumed by a plant, which IIRC don't typically have stomachs.

  67. Re: Tesla pollute more than regular gasoline cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get paid for every negitve post about electric cars.

  68. Re: Why does anyone read Slashdot anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rockets aren't expensive, if they are reused*.

    Rocket fuel is cheap to make, if power is cheap. (IMO all the more reason for fusion research and power.)

    * A system like the shuttle where there are so few flights that you have to basicaly tear it apart to inpect everything, is not too conductive to it. The shuttles were designed to launch alot more frequently, but yay budget cuts to NASA.

  69. Thank God for teenagers! by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1

    Without teenagers we'd never have found out how a Tesla will behave in a real-world crash situation because the only people who can afford to actually buy one are loaded old geezers who drive like their grandmas.

    Now we know.

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  70. Wrong - this is a slashvertisement by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    Look at the pictures - do you see 'crumple zones' or do you see explosive deconstruction of a vehicle?

    Here's a clue: aluminum has a much lower shear point than steel. Most vehicles are still constructed of steel.

    The reason why the Tesla does so much better than most cars today is because most cars no longer have a 'frame' - this has been compromised for weight savings, instead you get a folded, tucked, and extruded steel underbody of variable thickness.

    By switching to aluminum, and using a rigid subframe, they are able to use a thicker frame and come out ahead on the weight versus a steel subframed vehicle without compromising much. You'll see the same thing when comparing a Tesla to a subframed truck, really - or for instance, the F-150 Raptor. Granted, the Tesla has what appears to be a remarkably good subframe (similar to what people might weld up for off-road buggies), but it isn't anything miraclulous or all that significant. Arguably, it's going to fare notably worse than some I-beam constructed vehicles... from almost 40 years ago.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaXlbAcFqYQ

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  71. Re: Why does anyone read Slashdot anymore? by shaitand · · Score: 2

    What if you don't give a shit about the environment and just think they are sweet cars?

  72. Re: Why does anyone read Slashdot anymore? by shaitand · · Score: 2

    Also, worth mentioning that climate change is a much bigger issue than strip mining. Strip mining is no worse the natural geologic processes the Earth goes through reshaping itself every day.

  73. Nice commerical, /. by superdave80 · · Score: 1

    So, some kids wreck their parents' car, and survive. Why was this such a big deal? There aren't many details of the crash. We don't even know if the front end was damaged by a head on hit, or sheared off sideways during the flips/rolls. The other details (flying through the air, rolling), aren't that big a deal. In my area, a mother and daughter flew down a very steep hill far more than 80 feet (at highway speeds, no less), and walked away from the wreck. My wife flipped her car on ice into a ditch, and everybody walked away. Some of the kids in this accident were AIRLIFTED to hospitals. Why was Tesla's performance in this crash so spectacular that /. had to post it?

  74. Re:Tesla pollute more than regular gasoline cars by dsmatthews9379 · · Score: 2

    The "Little Brown book of Contemporary Trolls - volume 5".

  75. Re: Why does anyone read Slashdot anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So he isn't trying to improve the lives of others through technology? Long term, electric cars will be a benefit to us all, and he is leading the way here. Cheap satellite launches will likely be a benefit to us as well.

    He is more than "just another hyped-up salesman". Sure, he is over-hyped, and he encourages it as it helps him get funding to achieve his goals. But he isn't just a salesman, what he has achieved with SpaceX and Tesla is impressive.

    I'm not saying you should idolise him, but you shouldn't be so dismissive of him and his achievements either.

  76. Re: Tesla pollute more than regular gasoline cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If you're going to quote me, do it right." -Abraham Lincoln, 1866

  77. Re: It's hard to see how the conclusion is support by djinn6 · · Score: 1

    I think he means self-driving cars. Those don't try to recreate GTA in real life and are inherently safer.

  78. Re: Why does anyone read Slashdot anymore? by eCubeH · · Score: 1

    HEY! Who the heck are you to push anyone off this site?

  79. Re: Tesla pollute more than regular gasoline cars by jimtheowl · · Score: 1

    Thanks for clarifying.

    The word would then be 'absorb' as plants don't typically have lungs.