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Scientists Discover Why Your Dirty Laundry Stinks (discovery.com)

HughPickens.com writes: Discovery News reports that dirty laundry smells bad because of certain chemicals called volatile organic compounds, which can't always be washed out on an eco-friendly 20C cycle. Researchers identified six volatile organic compounds (VOCs) on dirty t-shirts and socks. "The need to conserve the environment by reducing the wash temperature and the use of biodegradable washing products have grown in importance in the new millennium, making this type of research more high profile," says Professor John Dean. The researchers gave 6 men and two women a new pair of socks. They asked the volunteers to wash their feet with tap water and dry them before wearing the socks for at least 10 hours in a specified type of shoe. They then put each sock into a separate sample bag and stored them in the dark overnight. The researchers graded each sock and t-shirt on a scale of 0 (no malodor) to 10 (malodorous) by smelling them. To determine the chemicals present, samples were taken from each one. Items were then washed on a cold cycle using unscented detergent, and resampled before they were dried, at which point researchers took one final series of specimens. Following a method called static headspace-multi-capillary column-gas chromatography-ion mobility spectrometry (SHS-MCC-GC-IMS), six main VOCs were identified as the main culprits behind smelly clothing. Each one left its own scented signature. Butyric acid, for example, produced a rancid butter-like odor, while 2-heptanone created a banana-like fruity smell. "The work is fascinating as it links an everyday event -- the washing of clothes -- with cutting-edge research," says Dean. "In this particular research project we applied a new and innovative analytical technique for the detection of volatile compounds found in laundry items. We hope this provides a way of analyzing the effectiveness of different washing techniques."

142 comments

  1. Awesome timing by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Funny

    This has nothing to do with anything, but I love the fact that I came across this story while, for the first time in months, listening to Don Henley's song "Dirty Laundry."

    That is all.

    1. Re:Awesome timing by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

      Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies... dirty little fingers in everybody's pie.....Haven't heard that song in years...and after 4,000 gallons of vodka and 30,000 joints, I still remember those lyrics!!!!

    2. Re:Awesome timing by Z00L00K · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Even though it appears environmentally friendly to wash the underwear in a low temperature with detergent designed for it that doesn't mean that it solves all problems. Especially fungal spores may reside in the fabric after a low temperature wash, while washing in 60 degrees Celsius or higher will kill them.

      I know this from personal experience - changing the washing temperature to a higher temperature helped me to get rid of the fungal infections I repeatedly had on my feet.

      So if you suffer from repeated fungal or bacterial problems, try raising the washing temperature.

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    3. Re:Awesome timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why waste hot water on a whole load of clothes when your socks will fit neatly in the rice-cooker? Of course if walking around in sushi all day is not your thing....

    4. Re:Awesome timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad most socks today are engineered for comfort instead of high washing temperature. Proper 60-degrees washable cotton socks are relatively hard to find.

    5. Re:Awesome timing by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Because only an idiot would think that only your socks get things from the environment on them ... no way anything else you were could have the same affect ...

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    6. Re:Awesome timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you just need multiple rice cookers. One for sticky rice, one for sushi rice, and one for socks.

      My wife is Persian. While we don't have a rice cooker for socks (yet), we do have one rice cooker for sticky rice and one Persian rice (with tah dig). We also have separate coffee grinders: one for coffee, one for spices, one for dried herbs, and one just for saffron.

    7. Re: Awesome timing by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Then you look in the wrong shops. Many socks can be washed hotter than what's listed.

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    8. Re:Awesome timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What's that thing daddy?"

      "That's the autism-hating troll, son."

    9. Re:Awesome timing by avandesande · · Score: 2

      The speed of most chemical reactions (including the surfactant action of detergents) doubles for every increase of 10C. Washing in cold water is just silly.

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    10. Re:Awesome timing by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Cold water washing saves a lot of energy

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    11. Re:Awesome timing by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      At the cost of bad health.

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  2. Black Socks by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1
  3. It's just my snack !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey don't blame me. I just keep handy by the bed banana- butter sandwich handy for a midnight snack.

    1. Re:It's just my snack !! by haruchai · · Score: 2

      Add peanut butter and you can die smelling like Elvis.

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    2. Re:It's just my snack !! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Do it for a while and you'll even look like Elvis when he died.

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    3. Re:It's just my snack !! by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Hunched over on the shitter with a peanut butter and bananna sammich in my paw?

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    4. Re:It's just my snack !! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Can't talk about the pose, but you will certainly have his .... impressive body.

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    5. Re: It's just my snack !! by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Nah, I rather have a blue mold cheese sandwich.

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  4. Is there a better way to clean then? by jellomizer · · Score: 0

    So the standard greener way doesn't work. We really don't want to start (re)using toxic chemicals just for a slight improvement in smell. We don't want to dissolve our clothings.

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    1. Re:Is there a better way to clean then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've experienced this since I started using unscented laundry detergent. I don't think the "old" soaps worked better, but just the perfumes covered up the fact that they weren't working very well. This is probably why we used to use lye in the laundry. A strong base works all kinds of wonders destroying various waste products of biological processes.

    2. Re:Is there a better way to clean then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about adding some ammonia to the wash?

    3. Re: Is there a better way to clean then? by chill · · Score: 1

      You can buy a box of tri-sodium phosphate for a couple dollars at most home improvement stores, like Lowe's and Home Depot. Add a quarter cup to your laundry and it really helps.

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    4. Re:Is there a better way to clean then? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      What about adding some ammonia to the wash?

      That's what we do. Works very well and since we have one of the new low-water/low detergent washers it freshens up the washer as well. Hard to imagine such awful smelling stuff like ammonia can make things smell good, but it does.

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    5. Re:Is there a better way to clean then? by hattig · · Score: 1

      Even using in-wash anti-bacterial liquid as an additive doesn't work well if you then forget to take the washing out for a few hours. You can mask it a little with fabric conditioners, but now we're up to three things you need to add to the wash.

      Basically, we'd best go back to 90 degree boil washes and starch :/

    6. Re:Is there a better way to clean then? by PPH · · Score: 1

      We really don't want to start (re)using toxic chemicals

      Who is this 'We' you refer to? Do you have a mouse in your pocket?

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    7. Re: Is there a better way to clean then? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Baking soda is sufficient for many odors.

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    8. Re: Is there a better way to clean then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      talk about fucked for the environment.... phosphates in the waste water system have a huge impact on downstream ecosystems.

    9. Re: Is there a better way to clean then? by packrat0x · · Score: 2

      Except, you are not supposed to use TSP if your location is on sewer (as opposed to septic tank). In fact, it might be against the law where you are.

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    10. Re:Is there a better way to clean then? by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      Could work, so long as you are not also using chlorine bleach. The two don't mix.

    11. Re: Is there a better way to clean then? by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      TSP is sold in home improvement stores for household cleaning - in particular cleaning walls before repainting. It is the recommended cleaner for that use because modest amounts of TSP residue doesn't interfere with paint adhesion, whereas the surfactants used in most current day cleaners do - which means that you need to rinse walls much more thoroughly if you clean them with something else. The environmental impact is manageable if it is reserved for that use.

      Using TSP routinely in laundry would lead to far too much phosphorous in the wastewater stream, which is a big problem. That's why laundry detergents are no longer allowed to contain phosphates in most areas. Using a cleaner that is sold for non-laundry use in your washing machine is both a bad idea and illegal in many places.

    12. Re:Is there a better way to clean then? by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      If you are willing to wear nothing but cotton and linen that might be feasible. Even then it would wear out your clothes a lot more quickly and make the dyes fade. Other fabrics, including all those modern stretch ones - forget about it. And no more elastic waistbands in your cotton pants or skirts; you'd have to go back to drawstrings.

    13. Re:Is there a better way to clean then? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Go for the eyes Boo! - Minsc
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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    14. Re: Is there a better way to clean then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sodium monocarbonate works great and is amazingly cheap. Can be used to handwash socks, followed by traditional solid soap. The bicarbonate is much more expensive, used for mouthwash when toothache. Then I found out you can wash your feet before leaving the home without taking a whole fucking shower and thus live 24/7 with fresh feet and socks.
      Otherwise, I get lazy as fuck and live in abject filth. Posting anon for obvious reasons.

  5. Really interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But why does my gut wrench everytime I read "new and innovative"? To me it's like linguistic butyric acid!

    (Captcha was "propane". Go figure)

  6. TLDR: "environment friendly" detergents are a scam by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Interesting

    >> laundry smells bad because of...chemicals...which can't...be washed out on an eco-friendly 20C cycle
    >> conserve the environment by reducing the wash temperature and the use of biodegradable washing products

    Long story short, they seem to be telling us at least one of two things:
    - you shouldn't bother with "environment friendly" detergents and washing techniques if you have kids, dogs or ever work out
    - we now know why filthy hippies smell that way

    I'm pretty sure if it came to "family smelling bad" or "saving the twin-tuffed arselizard" my wife would be on the side of "nuke them from orbit - it's the only way to be sure." Personally, I can't see washing temperatures dropping at all, but I would expect the equivalent of a "detergent catalytic converter" to become part of our washing machine wastewater system in twenty years - there aren't many good reasons to keep flushing that stuff into our sewers and septic tanks.

  7. Stinks in more ways than one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing you should smell is a lucrative commercial arrangement.
    This is the kind of research that is engineered for an advertiser.
    I can hardly wait.

    1. Re:Stinks in more ways than one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use to have trouble keeping my clothes smelling fresh and clean until a friend introduced me to Tide. I use Tide Simply Clean and Fresh because it is the only one that it really gets the dirt, stains, and smell out of my cloths. Yet, it is still gentle enough to use on my delicate blouses and under things too. I really love this product and you can try it too for only $3.97!

  8. Re:TLDR: "environment friendly" detergents are a s by sinij · · Score: 2

    - we now know why filthy hippies smell that way

    I think additional research is needed before you can justifiably make such generalized claim.

  9. Great by operagost · · Score: 1

    Now, would someone please create detergent that actually cleans something? It doesn't actually remove stains. Sometimes it actually cleans something if your water is COMPLETELY soft.

    This includes dishwashers, which are only capable of rinsing off your dishes after you've completely washed them.

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    1. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're able to in your area find a dish detergent that still contains phosphates. The environmentally friendly crap doesn't work.

    2. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People use their dishwashers for washing ? I thought it was just a drying rack.

    3. Re:Great by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I thought that's the fish steamer.

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    4. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20C (68F) is still rather warm water, I use that setting most of the time with unscented detergent and my laundry smells fine. I have the opposite issue with certain fabrics in that they have to washed on the cold water setting or they will stink every time, it can't be the heat from the dryer as it only happens if washed on anything but cold and I use the same dryer setting regardless.

      As for the dishwasher maybe you should try not leaving them sitting there for a whole week with half an inch of food residue dried onto them.

    5. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, would someone please create detergent that actually cleans something? It doesn't actually remove stains. Sometimes it actually cleans something if your water is COMPLETELY soft.

      This includes dishwashers, which are only capable of rinsing off your dishes after you've completely washed them.

      Sounds like a personal problem, my dishwasher and my clotheswasher work fine, the only thing I bother to pre-clean is stuff I can scrap off, and the stuff I decide to soak because I know I won't be doing the dishes soon.

      Clothes? No issues at all.

    6. Re:Great by PPH · · Score: 1

      Dishwashers are for a final cleaning after the dog has removed the stuck-on food.

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    7. Re:Great by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      My dogs have the official job of cleaning dishes before they go in the dishwasher. They love going to work in the evenings.

    8. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do use dishwasher tablets? You can't just stick the dishes in and run a warm water rinse!

      Decent tablets (Fairy Platinum, Finish Quantum, etc) get stuff clean pretty well. I do find you still need to add more rinse aid, what's included in the tablet isn't enough.

    9. Re:Great by edbob · · Score: 1

      For washing dishes, I actually use a product called "Cascade Fryer Boil Out". The reviews on Amazon are funny, but the stuff really works in the dishwasher.

    10. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the cheapest dishwasher K-Mart sells, I run it on the full cycle with the Hot Pre-Wash option and Heated Dry option. I've stuck plates and bowls covered in dry chili, tomato sauce, cheese, refried beans, milk from bowls of cereal, and every nasty stuck on mess imaginable. I never rinse other than to remove large food particles (entire pieces of beef/beans/noodle, etc...) and scrape whatever is loose into the trash then toss the dishes straight in the dishwasher. Fill the dispenser with soap as well as the little exposed pocket with soap (it is marked for cleaning pots or something like that) and let it take care of all the actual cleaning. If you are pre-washing your dishes you are not using your dishwasher correctly, try R(-ing)TFM some time.

  10. Re: Maybe it would smell better if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I give your troll attempt a 2/10.... please do try harder next time.

  11. Re:TLDR: "environment friendly" detergents are a s by operagost · · Score: 1

    Flushing what stuff? We removed the phosphates years ago, which were the substances that actually got the detergent to work without basically distilling your wash water.

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  12. Read this already on SoylentNews.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    me l0v3 y00 l0ng t1m3!

    1. Re: Read this already on SoylentNews.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SoylentNews is for fags. There's a reason nobody wants to post there. Your site fucking sucks. Now go eat a dick.

  13. The late Gene Roddenberry thought this through by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those guys from the old ST:TOS thought of everything, even laundry in outer space. He mentioned something along the lines of beam the dirty clothes somewhere, beam them back, minus the dirt Voila! Clean uniforms, and "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes!"

    Provocateur

    1. Re:The late Gene Roddenberry thought this through by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great! I followed that advice and got an amazing laundry pile back in an instant, but I'm stuck with a bill for 240,000 exawatts-hour.

  14. Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by zenlessyank · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wear all brown so no running colors. We solved this centuries ago. Leave it to stupid humans to have to re-invent shit every 50 years.

    1. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 2

      Right...because brown is the new every-other-color. What size Mao suit would you like?

    2. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

      Maybe vanity and self-centeredness has clouded your values.

    3. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by WallyL · · Score: 1

      Did people in history wear brown to minimize running colors, or maybe they were poor and couldn't afford colored clothes? Maybe their clothes' colors were already washed out.

      I'm trying to have a serious conversation and not just trolling (like I usually do).

    4. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by roman_mir · · Score: 0

      Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze!

              "Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate.

              "First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so.

              "First mate, bring me my red shirt!"

              The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt.

              "It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not show, and the crew continues to fight without fear."

              A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were approaching!

              "Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?" The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker.

              Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate.... bring me my brown pants!"

    5. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by phorm · · Score: 1

      "Wear all brown so no running colors."

      Especially underwear, as then you don't need to use a heavy bleach to clean out any unsightly stains!

    6. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by Raenex · · Score: 1

      But "boiling water" isn't "eco friendly" according to the summary because of energy use. Try again:

      The need to conserve the environment by reducing the wash temperature and the use of biodegradable washing products have grown in importance in the new millennium

    7. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

      The summary is wrong and injecting traces of straw man and fud to manipulate the readers fears. You, however, seem to be a pedantic troll looking to start an internet argument. As you can see, I don't need to try again.

    8. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by Raenex · · Score: 1

      You offer no counter-argument, only insults and incorrect use of the term straw man. Try again.

    9. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called wood: it captures CO2 and makes a good fuel.

    10. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Burning wood for energy is not a black and white solution, and the more energy used the more difficult solutions become.

    11. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

      Go the fuck away, troll.

    12. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Nice job showing the extent of your intellect.

    13. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

      Did you hang on to your daddies dick this long?

    14. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Does it feel good to toss out insults when you lack arguments?

    15. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

      I know it is funny to see someone so lost as you without their meds. Put up a webcam so I can watch you in full color. You can post your IP here. Maybe we can get some folks to get you some help.

    16. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC colors were hard to obtain in Europe. There were two variants of red, for instance: one from roots (less vibrant) and another from insects (more vivid -- the irony!). Thus, only important people (usually having more power and richer) were able to get the better red clothes.

      This wasn't not the case in other places -- like e.g. in South America. Natives are known to make profuse use of easy to find pigments and vividly colored feathers. You just have to collect such things -- i.e. until someone brings civilization to you and say you cannot have things for free.

      Because.

    17. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Still no arguments? How does it feel to be that guy? Is your fragile ego imploding, knowing you are wrong and intellectually bankrupt?

    18. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

      Score : 5, Insightful That pretty much sums up the facts. Here is a mirror. I think that will help you see who is bankrupt intellectually.

    19. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by Raenex · · Score: 1

      *snort* Yeah, because Slashdots mods are infallible and great arbiters of truth. More like post something shallow but plausible early, get modded up, and mods moves on. In the meantime, you have no counter-argument beyond insults because you are that guy, intellectually bankrupt and reduced to insults and appealing to mods on your original post.

    20. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

      Does it make your vagina hurt when you know that I AM THAT GUY and there isn't anything you can do about it. HAHAHAAHAHAAAA.. Cry more. Maybe one day you will have an original thought all on your own and you won't have to troll others that make you jealous.

    21. Re:Boil Clothes. Hang In Full Sun. by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Why would I be jealous of somebody who loses an argument and resorts to insults? I'd be ashamed to be that person.

  15. Study Method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would have gone with soaking the socks in a solvent, liquid to liquid extraction, LC (or GC) MS/MS.

    But I guess they chose head-space sampling because the whole point of the study was smell. MEH.

  16. Try the detergent "packs" by swb · · Score: 1

    We use the detergent packs in the dishwasher and the dishes get really clean, with no residue and minimal pre-rinsing involved (usually just to get the vegetable residue off, as the more fibrous stuff doesn't disolve and gets trapped in the filter).

    I've read that the packs have an advantage in that they're the right amount and combination of detergents to work effectively, which is important now that they've removed the truly effective phosphates from detergents.

    For clothes washing, we just use unscented Costco liquid detergent in our front-loader and I don't notice any odors or cleaning issues. But the default wash setting is for 'warm' water, not cold.

    We quit using paper towels several years ago and now keep a huge supply of white terry cloths to use instead. We wash these in bulk about once a week, so they sit in their own hamper, damp and filthy with all kinds of nasty organic residue but always seem clean and odor free. But I also bleach them, which may be partly why.

    1. Re:Try the detergent "packs" by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      We use the detergent packs in the dishwasher and the dishes get really clean, with no residue and minimal pre-rinsing involved (usually just to get the vegetable residue off, as the more fibrous stuff doesn't disolve and gets trapped in the filter).

      How new is your dishwasher? If it's fairly new, it stands a chance of doing an OK job. An older dishwasher ("older" probably means at least 8 years old at this point, give or take a bit) won't work worth a crap with the newer phosphate-free detergents. Last year, I moved back into the condo I bought back in '99. I replaced the original dishwasher shortly afterward, and the new one works like a champ.

      (To be honest, though, the old one was kinda marginal even before the phosphates went away. In the years I was gone, though, tenants told me it was pretty much useless.)

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    2. Re:Try the detergent "packs" by swb · · Score: 1

      Our current dishwasher is a Bosch, bought about a year and a half ago. It was as close as we could get to the highest Consumer Reports dishwasher (fscking manufacturers seem to play model number games, meaning you can't necessarily even find the specific model rated highly...).

      It replaced a Sears (oem'd by KitchenAide, I think) dishwasher which was about 8 years old. That one worked well with the same detergent we use now, until it didn't.

      I couldn't really figure out why, it passed the built-in diagnostics tests but left scummy deposits on the dishware. My assumption is that with dishwashers, the internal plumbing and/or sensors eventually build up films that prevent them from cycling intelligently.

      I guess I just accept that they're appliances with a lifespan of 10 years or less, probably made somewhat worse by weak detergents that don't usefully suspend or break down food chemistry enough. And if I stop to think about, I usually consider it a miracle they last that long considering the scum they're exposed to and being cycled 250 times a year.

      It would be great if the entire system was comprised of marine grade stainless steel, running at 1000 psi and 50 C water temps and capable of being flushed with sodium hydroxide, but then again, I'd like to pay less than $1000 for it and not have it draw 5 kwh to do the dishes, either.

  17. Re:TLDR: "environment friendly" detergents are a s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.homedepot.com/p/SAVOGRAN-1-lb-Box-TSP-Heavy-Duty-Cleaner-10621/202935861

  18. Re:TLDR: "environment friendly" detergents are a s by ljw1004 · · Score: 2

    Long story short, they seem to be telling us at least one of two things:
    - you shouldn't bother with "environment friendly" detergents and washing techniques if you have kids, dogs or ever work out
    - we now know why filthy hippies smell that way

    I couldn't find any mention in the articles of eco-friendly washes being unable to clean the smells. Was that an invention of the submitter? (or am I just blind and failed to notice it in the articles?)

  19. Make chocolate out of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all, Butyric acid is what you Americans think makes good chocolate.

  20. Re:Maybe it would smell better if... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Maybe it would smell better if you fags would actually stop fucking around with Lunix once in awhile and clean your laundry. Stop endlessly searching for unsupported codecs to your massive collection of faggot porn and do the laundry once in awhile. Put the clothes in the washer, turn it on, eat a dick, move the clothes to the dryer, turn it on, eat another dick, remove the clothes from the dryer, and fold them up. Then you can go back to your faggot porn.

    We should mod this up to 5 so that people can ridicule you for the lamest troll ever.

    Your mother was a Hamster.

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  21. I knew it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So my clothes never stop smelling bad because a bunch of eco-terrorists have cajoled the industry into making washing machines that don't work.

    Figures.

    1. Re:I knew it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's it! It has nothing to do with the fact that we never bathe in our collective basements.

  22. Your your your by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    Scientists Discover Why Your Dirty Laundry Stinks

    Yup, gotta stick the word "your" in there. Can't just say "dirty laundry." It has to be "your dirty laundry" because people are idiots and can't infer how a story might apply to them without being specifically told.

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  23. Thermonuclear Radiation by PPH · · Score: 1

    Expose your clothes to a good dose after the wash cycle.

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    1. Re:Thermonuclear Radiation by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Expose your clothes to a good dose after the wash cycle.

      It really works. Around here, we call it sunlight.

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  24. Re:TLDR: "environment friendly" detergents are a s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - we now know why filthy hippies smell that way

    I think additional research is needed before you can justifiably make such generalized claim.

    Yeah, this research doesn't even mention marujana.

  25. "... gave 6 men and 2 women a new pair of socks"? by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

    Please tell me they gave EACH of them a new pair of socks, not one pair for all eight? I mean, it's kinky enough to be sniffing people's socks, but that would be just too weird.

  26. Use DHMO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I regularly wash my clothes in Dihydrogen Monoxide. It works great, but you have to use it with caution as too much can cause:
    Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities. Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage. Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects. DHMO is a major component of acid rain. Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns. Contributes to soil erosion. Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals. Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits. Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes. Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions. Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks. Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S. Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect. http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

  27. Now I gotta tell you a story... by Marginal+Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I was in high school, I took Chemistry II. Part of that was to do an advanced experiment of some kind. I ended up picking one out of a book the teacher had. It involved butyric acid.

    The school chemistry lab was very well stocked, though many of the chemicals were quite old. For example, we had a large brick of sodium in a jar filled with kerosene. First thing, the teacher told us, "Absolutely leave that thing alone." He went on to tell us that it could explode if dropped in water.. He was serious, and we took him seriously.

    But I digress. The lab also had the butyric acid I needed. I did the experiment (not very successfully, IIRC) and then proceeded to my next class. It was a computer class, on the original TRS-80 "microcomputers."

    Everybody thought the computer teacher was a wonderful teacher and a very nice guy, including me. Just after class started, he said, "What's that smell?" We were all a bit puzzled, but we all started sniffing around, and the teacher ended up honing in on me.

    I smelled of rancid butter. Having found the culprit, the teacher told me, "Get out - just get out."

    I meakly protested, "Don't I need a hall pass?"

    "I'll bring you one, just go."

    It turned out that some of the butyric acid had vaporized and adhered to my clothes. I somehow managed to make it through the rest of the day by issuing various warnings and apologies in my remaining classes. I think we had to throw the clothes away.

    1. Re:Now I gotta tell you a story... by chihowa · · Score: 2

      Try working in a organoselenium chemistry lab. That smell permeates you and make your friends wish you were only a pig farmer.

      Or a biochem lab when somebody (inevitably) spills a bottle of beta-mercaptoethanol. That'll clear out a building.

      Chemistry's fun that way: there are so many foul smells to experience and each one is truly unique, like a putrid snowflake!

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    2. Re:Now I gotta tell you a story... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Try being on a submarine. When I left the 655, I kept my underway uniforms thinking that I'd be assigned to boat again someday... that never happened, so they got stuffed in a box and forgotten. Found them on our most recent move, and thirty years after the last time I was underway they still smell of submarine.

    3. Re:Now I gotta tell you a story... by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

      That's fascinating, but it begs the question - what does submarine smell like ?

    4. Re:Now I gotta tell you a story... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Well... Like a submarine! :) Seriously, it's hard to describe. And each boat smells a little different.

  28. Science by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    The researchers gave 6 men and two women a new pair of socks. They asked the volunteers to wash their feet with tap water and dry them before wearing the socks for at least 10 hours in a specified type of shoe. They then put each sock into a separate sample bag and stored them in the dark overnight. The researchers graded each sock and t-shirt on a scale of 0 (no malodor) to 10 (malodorous) by smelling them.

    You can't tell me that the grad student research assistants who conducted this experiment aren't some of the most dedicated and courageous people on the planet. The unsung heroes of science.

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    1. Re:Science by Deep+Esophagus · · Score: 1

      "The researchers graded each sock and t-shirt on a scale of 0 (no malodor) to 10 (malodorous) by smelling them. "

      Worst. Job. Ever.

  29. Ah, advanced civilization vs the stone-age by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    I want to take our 2016 advanced scientific knowledge, build a time-travel device, and tell someone who lived a thousand years ago that hot water cleans better than cold water.

    1. Re:Ah, advanced civilization vs the stone-age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just come to Venezuela. We have a hard time getting soap, let alone heating the water for washing... If we are lucky to have tap water today (or electricity).

      Mind you, hot water makes a stain permanent.

    2. Re:Ah, advanced civilization vs the stone-age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So this is the kind of deliberately obtuse karma whoring shit from six digit grandpas that passes as commentary on Slashdot in 2016.

      Seriously old man. Of course we fucking know that warm water washes clothes better than cold.

      Knowing the exact mechanisms behind the phenomena is the difference between modern science and observations so old they're probably in the bible.

    3. Re:Ah, advanced civilization vs the stone-age by holophrastic · · Score: 1

      If you believe that your comments have any validity, put your name to them. Otherwise, they are completely invalid.

      I said nothing of mechanisms. I spoke of lessons and results.

      This research comes out of the use of cold water -- as an ecological compromise -- which winds up destroying the very purpose of washing in the first place. It's actually a failure of knowing.

    4. Re:Ah, advanced civilization vs the stone-age by Not-a-Neg · · Score: 1

      As I recall, things have gotten so bad there that the President sent the police to raid warehouses to "liberate" some 2,500+ rolls of toilet paper!

      Source: http://globalnews.ca/news/6027...

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    5. Re:Ah, advanced civilization vs the stone-age by Not-a-Neg · · Score: 1

      Dear "Anonymous Coward", discovering WHY the Earth orbits the Sun is not as impressive as discovering THAT the Earth orbits the Sun.

      Signed,
      6-digit Karma Whore

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  30. Re:Maybe it would smell better if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it would smell better if you fags would actually stop fucking around with Lunix once in awhile and clean your laundry. Stop endlessly searching for unsupported codecs to your massive collection of faggot porn and do the laundry once in awhile. Put the clothes in the washer, turn it on, eat a dick, move the clothes to the dryer, turn it on, eat another dick, remove the clothes from the dryer, and fold them up. Then you can go back to your faggot porn.

    We should mod this up to 5 so that people can ridicule you for the lamest troll ever.

    Your mother was a Hamster.

    I resent the "Turn on washer" part.

  31. New clothing has lots of chemicals in it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Things like formaldehyde, dyes, and other chemicals used for sizing. That's why almost all new clothing has a weird smell to it.

    TFA mentioned that the participants were given "new socks" - if these weren't washed thoroughly several times before the test started, I wonder how much of those VOCs were from the chemicals that came on the socks from the factory.

    1. Re:New clothing has lots of chemicals in it by castus · · Score: 1

      The butyric acid and organosulfides smell pretty bad, and I doubt anyone would add them to clothing.
      Using an advanced instrument called a nose, I couldn't detect anything that smelled like any of the ketones they found either, but they were present in pretty small quantities in the study. They seem slike odd chemicals to add to clothing anyway.

  32. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because poopy pants.

  33. High temp always a good idea if clothes muddy by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    If you've been in a muddy area such as a farm that may have any kind of animal poo mixed in with it then you really need a hot wash to make sure most/all pathogens are dead.

    1. Re: High temp always a good idea if clothes muddy by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Most of those pathogens aren't bad for you, they just strengthen your immune system.

      But city dwellers have more problemsmwith the smell.

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    2. Re: High temp always a good idea if clothes muddy by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      "Most of those pathogens aren't bad for you, they just strengthen your immune system."

      That may be true, but that bad ones are REALLY bad. Certain animal strains of e-coli can cause severe poisoning and kidney failure and salmonella is pretty common on farms.

    3. Re: High temp always a good idea if clothes muddy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enjoy your H. pylori and ulcers.

  34. Re:TLDR: "environment friendly" detergents are a s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The dropping temps are presumably referring to the newer model washers which take longer, and use lower temp water to save electricity on each wash.

  35. Re:TLDR: "environment friendly" detergents are a s by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    Here's a list of "other stuff" found in there.
    http://www.washwise.org.au/_documents/Laundry%20detergent%20ingredients%20info%20sheet.pdf

  36. Re:TLDR: "environment friendly" detergents are a s by neoritter · · Score: 1

    See the Science Direct link: http://www.sciencedirect.com/s...

  37. Oxygenating your clothes gets a lot of smells out by An+Ominous+Cow+Erred · · Score: 1

    Typical "Oxi-clean" (hydrogen peroxide) additives often work well.

    Also you can use an ozone generator and pump your closet full of ozone for a similar effect.

    Ozonating your whole house can get rid of some stubborn odors.

    (Be aware though that excessive use of either method will cause some rubber products to break down faster than with normal exposure. Also, if you ozonate your house, don't be in it at the time.)

  38. Use Cotton by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

    Didn't see but what were the socks ,made of? i had very bad foot oder way back in the day and that was all because of not using cotton socks and used the fake materials,plastic socks have you. That makes a huge difference in absorption, air flow and cotton just cleans better if not bleach top the rescue lol

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  39. Thank You, Your Highness by xdor · · Score: 1

    What a beautiful smell you've discovered!

    Now you mind telling me how we get out of here?

  40. Re:TLDR: "environment friendly" detergents are a s by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

    - we now know why filthy hippies smell that way

    I think additional research is needed before you can justifiably make such generalized claim.

    Additional inside research will probably tell you that hippies smell a strangely moving pattern of yellow, green and blue.

  41. Re:Envirowackos by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

    You made sense. No need to be an AC.

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  42. Re:Maybe it would smell better if... by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

    and his father smells of elderberries?

  43. It gets the colours out too by castus · · Score: 1

    Ozone and hydrogen peroxide also bleaches your clothes

    1. Re:It gets the colours out too by An+Ominous+Cow+Erred · · Score: 1

      True, which is why you have to not overuse it. (Most dyes hold up pretty well though.)

  44. Butyric acid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    also known as the characteristic odor of vomit.
    Since these are volatile organics, why aren't they gone after a run through the drier... or even air drying?

  45. Obvious question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the heck is a "20C cycle", I've never heard that term before. Are washing machines being made with motorcycle engines now? How is that supposed to be "Eco-friendly"?

    1. Re:Obvious question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20C is 20 degrees Celsius... cold water... which is eco-friendly compared to hot water.

  46. Re:Oxygenating your clothes gets a lot of smells o by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So keep all underwear and socks and ozone them when dumped in the laundry basket should do the trick right?

  47. A gay Linux website sounds better than slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather have a homosexual website, which talks about Linux, than the slashdot of 2016. It could have a rainbow Tux as its mascot, and have fabulous homosexual innuendo headlines.

  48. My new favorite ship name by evilsofa · · Score: 2

    "Control to Static Headspace-Multicapillary Column-Gas Chromatography-Ion Mobility Spectrometry, please respond..."
    "Control to Static Headspace-Multicapillary Column-Gas Chromatography-Ion Mobility Spectrometry, please respond..."
    "Control to Static Spacehead-Multitipperary Column-Godammit I quit!"

  49. From the Department of Redundancy Department. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientists Discover Why Your Dirty Laundry Stinks

    Because it's dirty. Duh.

  50. There is cold water and cold water... by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

    The wash temperatures in different models of washing machine are not created equal.

    Old school washers in the US offered three wash temperatures (if that many): hot, warm, and cold. None of them were temperature regulated. Hot is whatever comes out of your hot water tap (usually somewhere in the range of 120F to 140F), cold is whatever comes out of your cold water tap (which may be anywhere from 35F to 80F depending on location and season), and warm is a 50/50 mix in theory. (If the water pressure of your two taps differs substantially the mix will be changed.) If you have a washer like that, cold water washing is likely to work poorly, especially in the winter in northern states; detergents simply don't work very well in 40F degree water, and under those circumstances the warm wash will be safe for cold water washables because the actual water temperature will only be 80F or so.

    Newer washers also offer the same three settings, and perhaps some additional ones. But they are usually temperature regulated (really low end machines may be an exception) so the wash water is never as cold as it would have been in one of those older machines. A properly designed machine adheres to the standards that are used on clothing labels: cold is 30C (86F), warm is 40C (104F), and hot is 50C (122F). (My washer has an additional super-hot 60C setting.) The machine achieves those by mixing from the hot and cold taps as needed, and may also have an electric heater to get the water hotter if necessary. Cold washing in a new machine is far more effective than it was in those older washers where the water was far too cold.

    No matter which wash temperature you choose, the rinse water is whatever comes out of the cold water tap. Some old washers had a warm rinse setting, which there is never any good reason to use.

  51. Instead of using warm 68 degree water simply by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

    use ozonated, cold water. Ozone is very effective at neutralizing VOC's.

  52. Washing Clothes by Winkkin · · Score: 1

    I dont care what kind of detergent you use, you always use the hottest water available on underwear and socks.

  53. Another high school story... by tmh+-+The+Mad+Hacker · · Score: 1

    N-butyric acid is about the nastiest stuff I've ever smelled, and it's amazing how fast that stench can travel from one end of a large room to another. We had this stoner that started hanging around the chemistry lab a lot. One day I took him to the back room with a conspiratory air, and convinced him that this stuff was "soooo rad", and would "make you higher than a kite". I pumped him up enough that when I uncapped it he sniffed deeply without testing it first. He cried out, coughed, and vomited. Fortunately he was feeling too bad to catch me and do what he wanted, as I escaped back into the safety of the main room, laughing my head off. It didn't take long for the story to get around.

  54. Who washes with 20C? by YoungManKlaus · · Score: 1

    Rather get a washing machine that is more effective and makes stuff cleaner (european style, sideways drum instead of upright).