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Rolls-Royce Unveils First Driverless Car Complete With Silk 'Throne' (theguardian.com)
An anonymous reader writes: Rolls-Royce has unveiled its first driverless vehicle dubbed The Vision Next 100. It is an autonomous vehicle aimed at "the most discerning and powerful patrons in the world." There's no steering wheel but there is a silk "throne" where passengers can sit and stare out the window. Rolls-Royce said the zero-emission model, codenamed 103EX, showed the company "rejects the notion of anonymous, utilitarian and bland future modes of mobility." The owner will be "encircled by the most modern handcrafted fine-line Macassar wood panelling" as they gaze at a "generous" high-definition television display. In addition to the "finest one-off deep-pile ivory wool carpet," the vehicle features a virtual assistant named Eleanor, inspired after the actor Eleanor Thornton. It will be able to remind users about meetings; it will even bring the car around to the front of the owner's house at the start of a journey. "As the Rolls-Royce Vision Next 100 gracefully comes to a halt, something magnificent occurs," the company said. The glass roof rises to allow the occupant to stand, while a step emerges from below the running board and a red light is projected, "carpet-like" to announce their arrival. Rolls-Royce did not say how the vehicle would be powered or how much it costs, but it did say it's due to hit the streets in the 2040s. You can watch a 360-degree video of the 103EX the company posted on YouTube.
...thats one fucking ugly car right there.
Typically when it's technically infeasible it's 5 years out. Apparently this is at least 5 times that.
You can watch a 360-degree video of the 103EX the company posted on YouTube.
I could, but the three views I've already seen have caused my eyes to bleed. That is one butt-ugly car. The only way I can rationalize it being a Rolls Royce is that they are so dead set against self driving cars, that they produced this turd-wash to make people gag on the concept of self drive from now on.
When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
Corinthian leather.
You know what needs to be done.
I don't see a toilet paper holder anywhere.
It will also be the last.
"Transparent" is a shit show that trades on every stereotype going. A man in drag is NOT a transsexual.
Holy shit that looks retarded. See what happens when HR works in the design department?? Someone HAS to get fired for this. I'm throwing rocks at it if I see one.
Eat shit.
It's good to dream. If they're planning 2040 they're going to have to do better.
Can you imagine what "futuristic" tech was designed 24 years ago? That's 1992. No public Internet. No smartphones. No Windows 95, no PC in every home (let alone one per person). Anyone "imagining technology" back then was missing -new-concepts- yet to be created that revolutionized everything.
I would bet by 2040 Rolls Royce will be a division of FIat, and their cars won't be a simple cabin on 4 wheels. For goodness sake, instead of an infotainment system they have a stuffy British gal who can "tell you your schedule." Royalty, effete snobs, people who drown in silk luxury, and the rest don't have a "schedule".
It's making them get some PR buzz and marketing so good on them. Otherwise this is suitable for April 1st.
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Imagine the repair bill if that car ever hit a pothole. It looks like it has maybe 3" clearance from the road. Are they thinking that the people rich enough to buy it will only drive on newly paved roads? Of course this is just a concept car that will never actually make it to market. I guess they can throw common sense and practicality to the wind since their only real objective is to get press coverage.
"due to hit the streets in the 2040s."
Ah, there's the joke. They're bringing this out long after every other car manufacturer will already be selling autonomous cars. They're promoting their vintage car. By the time it comes out it will be old tech.
Never mind that it's about the ugliest vehicle you could imagine, or that it would be utterly incapable of traversing normal roads in that form.
The ad copy reads like an April fool's joke. They seriously need to fire that ad agency. "Thus, as in Botticelli’s ‘Birth of Venus’, our guest is framed and ready to step gracefully into the limelight and greet their audience..." Or the ever popular, "...contemplate the majesty of the stars in the firmament above as they glide through the night”. Really now?
“the most discerning and powerful patrons in the world” Really? Don't forget the bulletproof glass and armor plating for when plebeian rabble decides to become brave.
There's only around 125000 ultra high net worth individuals (50 million USD+) around the world and I wonder how many of them are crass enough for this.
if it doesn't have fine corinthian leather seats I don't want it.
That it is.
The Homer looks much better
“He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
It looks like a turd with a 57 chevy fintail.
okay, I give up.
The summary says it doesn't have a steering wheel. The picture in the linked article shows a steering wheel. What?
That is one butt-ugly car. Rolls and Royce would be spinning in their graves if they saw that.
-jcr
The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
Can take a dump whenever, since you don't have to pay attention to the road. No info on how big the holding tank is, so range might be limited if you bring a lot of snacks on a trip.
I comment occasionally so that I can mod others -1 overrated or -1 offtopic.
Sure looks like one in that second picture! Or is that a scroll wheel because it's too far away for a touch screen?
I'm confused.
"It has no steering wheel ..."
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/9355a5e76ae5b80400d602329cabef5eec84aac1/0_0_5616_3744/master/5616.jpg?w=620&q=20&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&dpr=2&s=4a9dda96d71e3d37277c0dd7eb07c938
Nothing but the hand crafted leather of a Kobe grade cattle using finest natural dyes crushed from a endangered beetle by a enslaved Indonesian boy forced to work 14 hours everyday. Tanning process involves child molesting monks of Ibiza with tears of 13 year old boys as the special ingredient. Lastly the leather is hand stitched by bearded hipsters in Portland.
Rolls-Royce said the zero-emission model, codenamed 103EX, showed the company "rejects the notion of anonymous, utilitarian and bland future modes of mobility."
While the outside might be flashy, that's the most bland, boring interior I've ever seen in a concept car. That interior looks like it belongs in a sub-$2000 car for some emerging market.
A link for the lazy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
This car rocks.You computer nerds have no style!
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In my mind I could see a Rolls Royce engineer compiling that video on a 20 year old supercomputer equivalent to a modern workstation and not noticing the low quality and frame rate because the computer was usually used to design cars. In the background a hastily gathered panel of 50 year old futurists talking to an artist and turning out retrofuture concepts at a rapid clip.
If video games influenced behavior the Pac Man generation would be eating pills and running away from their problems.
I honestly can't tell if this is a satire piece ore not.
I'm pretty sure that a lot of concept cars are created in the same way high fashion is: Create the most absurd, hideous, impractical thing currently imaginable, a thing which wouldn't survive a single day in actual use, then use pretentious jibber-jabber to convince people with more money than sense that it's something they should actually want.
1. Suddenly the Citroen DS-19 seems drop-dead gorgeous.
Hm. On reflection, the older I get, the prettier the DS gets. I may even wind up getting one.. one day.
2. Silk?! SILK?! REAL cars use leather, always have, always will!
3. Did RR crib that design from the back of a third-grader's notebook?
The "Civilized World" jumped the shark ca. 1973.
Almost looks like they stole the idea from Fox. Just with the edges rounded to get around copyright violations:
https://youtu.be/Pw9gaEiQAxY?t=8s
It looks too much like a boat inside. Rolls-Royce is like a private club or residence, safe place to retreat from the pressures and threats of the world. A too clinical and open interior fails to deliver this feeling. The actual implementation of the idea might have to have more space for client protection features, although the high rising roof door is a cover as it is.
> I would bet by 2040 Rolls Royce will be a division of Fiat
The Rolls Royce company was sold to Volkswagen a long time ago. They also bought Bentley. Later, the Rolls Royce brand name was sold to BMW. So what was Rolls Royce is now part of Volkswagen, making cars branded Bentley.
Cars with the Rolls Royce brand are made by BMW, and there's no relation to the original RR company other than the name.
Correcting myself. I said "they also bought Bentley." In fact, RR bought Bentley back in the 1940s, and they produced virtually identical cars with both namesplates. When VW bought the RR company, the Bentley brand was included. The RR brand name, however, was sold to BMW, who had been making the engines for RR cars.
Anyone that can afford this shit needs a manual drive option for when they need to get away from rioters or assassins.
Its way nicer than the trend in round cars that goes back to the early 90s. Its got a bunch of sharp lines, looks like something from batman or a cylon. I really love the look. I always did want a catamaran though.
Its simply too bad it will cost more than i will make in a lifetime.
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a Reynholm Industries product. -T
The 3D rendering has the work quality I would expect from a 1st year multimedia student that had his parents choose his line of education for him.
As in, he is not even interested.
If it is impossible that a company like RR puts out something like this, I would sell my shares... (If I had any)
I have to admit, I couldn't be bothered to actually get informed about this new gadget; to me, a car is only ever going to be a tool, and I want to be able to load mine up with useful things like sand, stones, manure and so on. Silk thrones doesn't seem to fit the bill, although I have no experience with using silk in my car.
That said, Rolls Royces are impressive machines. I once drove beside one on the motorway at around 80 mph and thought, that looked very comfortable and rather sedate. When I looked back a few seconds later, it had gone - I could see it visibly red-shifted in the distance. Apparently they come with 8-liter engines.
Rolls-Royce has unveiled its first driverless vehicle dubbed The Vision Next 100. It is an autonomous vehicle aimed at "the most discerning and powerful patrons in the world." There's no steering wheel but there is a silk "throne" where passengers can sit and stare out the window.
Second picture on the article shows a center-mounted front seat that look like some crap 1960's "space age" design, nothing royal, and a there most certainly is a steering wheel.
I'm not going to comment on the vehicle's design, which pretty much speaks for itself. What's interesting is that Bavarian cowboy leaning onto it as if it were his.
With such repugnant phrases such as these:
“ivory-coloured luxurious throne upon which our passengers are conveyed, and from which they command”.
“the powerful have always understood the symbols through which they express their standing”
Ah yes, that'll be the psychopaths who sacrifice everything and everyone to get power and money, then...
Too bad that we keep electing them.
Which makes sense as this is an even more gilded age.
"The owner will be "encircled by the most modern handcrafted fine-line Macassar wood panelling" as they gaze at a "generous" high-definition television display. In addition to the "finest one-off deep-pile ivory wool carpet,"
I expected this to be followed by:
Client 1: Did you say 'knives'?
Mr. Wiggin: Rotating knives, yes.
What, no fine Corinthian leather?
"Rolls-Royce did not say how the vehicle would be powered or how much it costs, but it did say it's due to hit the streets in the 2040s."
1) It'll cost more than any mere mortal could possibly afford, and
2) It'l never see the light of day. A 25-year lead time on ANYTHING means it'll never be built and and never come to fruition. FFS, Hoover Dam, the Moon landing, and the Manhattan Project combined didn't take 25 years.
3) Rolls-Royce is just jerking us off with this bullshit. They might have just as well announced that they're planning a Start Trek-style transporter beam with built-in blowjobs.
Just cruising through this digital world at 33 1/3 rpm...
"The Vision Next 100 – the brainchild of Giles Taylor"
Must have ment brainFART.
Why not complement the throne with holographic projections of four Nubian slaves bearing the thing?
Not only is that thing ugly AF, the design makes 0 sense... it looks like they just copied and pasted a bunch of parts from other vehicles into this. And even the inside is ugly and non-functional. Those back seats are way too close to the front seats, too. Uncomfortable to look at, uncomfortable to use.
" One critic described the Vision Next 100 as ‘butt-ugly’. " hahaha Also, they say it has "no steering wheel" but clearly, it has a steering wheel, unless that is some sort of new concept chair for rich folks ass*s.
The owner will be "encircled by the most modern handcrafted fine-line Macassar wood panelling"..
..as they careen at high speed into a concrete abutment and die horribly, when the so-called 'autonomous' system fucks up so badly that nothing can save you, yet you have no controls whatsoever with which to save yourself. Nicely done, Rolls-Royce.
Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
They should've just contacted the Gerry Anderson estate about licensing the body styling of the FAB 1 from "Thunderbirds Are Go!" (Snarky ex-con chauffeur/bodyguard is optional.)
"Your grand entrance on the red carpet of light."
Really? Who the eff writes this drivel?
Might as well read, "drive this and display your flaming narcissism for all to see!"
Ugly car alert.
This car has maybe 3" of clearance off the ground. i could see it easily getting stuck pulling in to a parking lot.
This Sig does not Exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...