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IBM Engineer Builds a Harry Potter Sorting Hat Using 'Watson' AI (thenextweb.com)

An anonymous reader writes: As America celebrates Father's Day, The Next Web reports on an IBM engineer who found a way to combine his daughters' interest in the Harry Potter series with an educational home technology project. Together they built a Hogwarts-style sorting hat -- which assigns its wearer into an appropriate residence house at the school of magic -- and it does it using IBM's cognitive computing platform Watson. "The hat uses Watson's Natural Language Classifier and Speech to Text to let the wearer simply talk to the hat, then be sorted according to what he or she says..." reports The Next Web. "Anderson coded the hat to pick up on words that fit the characteristics of each Hogwarts house, with brainy and cleverness going right into Ravenclaw's territory and honesty a recognized Hufflepuff attribute."
The hat's algorithm would place Stephen Hawking and Hillary Clinton into Ravenclaw, according to the article, while Donald Trump "was assigned to Gryffindor for his boldness -- but only with a 48 percent certainty."

The sorting hat talks, drawing its data directly from the IBM Cloud, and if you're interested in building your own, the IBM engineer has shared a tutorial online.

117 comments

  1. Didn't see any by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so I have no idea what that is.

    1. Re: Didn't see any by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get it. I only vaguely know about the series. Guess I'm smarter than a trolls. Surprise surprise

  2. Not Slytherin eh? by monkeyman.kix · · Score: 5, Funny

    Donald Trump "was assigned to Gryffindor for his boldness -- but only with a 48 percent certainty."

    Sorting Hat: Not Slytherin, eh? Are you sure? You could be great, you know. It's all here in your head. And Slytherin will help you on the way to greatness, there's no doubt about that. No?

    Trump: Please, please. Anything but Slytherin, anything but Slytherin.

    Sorting Hat: Well if you're sure, better be... GRYFFINDOR!

    1. Re:Not Slytherin eh? by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      Of course the books are written from a Gryffindor perspective which tends to frown upon the ambition and rule-bendiness of the Slytherins and downplay the fact that the Gryffindors like to bully people e.g. secretly poison people for the laffs, or lock a guy in a cupboard for 6 months or so. Hilarious - I wonder how his parent's felt?

    2. Re:Not Slytherin eh? by Lennie · · Score: 2

      Of course it's hard to place Donald Trump in one of the buckets. He has no opinion. It's one now, an other the day after and other the day after that.

      For Donald Trump winning is more important that anything else, not truth or making clear what his plans are for the country. And some people like what is perceived a strong leader. He's just a bullshitter.

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    3. Re:Not Slytherin eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same applies to Shilary Cunton,

      She should be Slytherin.

    4. Re:Not Slytherin eh? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      That and many of the Slytherins were not really covered too much.
      I expect there are bad eggs in each house. The sorting hat didn't choose good and bad people just which house they would probably fit in the best in.

      Ambition isn't a bad thing, it can be a driver to push you forward. It becomes bad if you step on other people or bring others down so you look better.
      The same with bravery, you are allowed to overcome your fears and work towards something new and great, however it can also mean you are insensitive to others fears and torments. As you are able to deal with them in stride.

      Now I still see Trump as Slytherin just because it is about him.

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    5. Re:Not Slytherin eh? by alexhs · · Score: 1

      Of course it's hard to place Donald Trump in one of the buckets. He has no opinion. It's one now, an other the day after and other the day after that.
      For Donald Trump winning is more important that anything else, not truth or making clear what his plans are for the country. And some people like what is perceived a strong leader. He's just a bullshitter.

      According to Dumbledore, the qualities that Slytherin prized in his handpicked students included his own rare ability to speak Parseltongue, resourcefulness, and determination. He also selected his students according to cunning, ambition, and blood purity.

      (Source)

      In other words, a perfect match for Slytherin, right ?

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    6. Re:Not Slytherin eh? by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      I expect there are bad eggs in each house.

      That's a reasonable assumption. The hat seems to choose based on fairly arbitrarily set criteria (it's a hat, after all, and not that smart). Unfortunately old Godric might have been a noble fellow, but he obviously didn't see that every character type has it's strengths and weaknesses:

      1. "Boldness" = tendency towards callousness and bullying (G)

      2. "Loyalty" = low self esteem (H)

      3. "Wits" = Arrogance, aloofness,lack of empathy (R)

      4. "Ambition" = Egomania

      If each person had been placed with others who would balance out those weaknesses, they would all have been better off. I recall that someone in the book said something to that extent toward the end: 800 years too late, IMO.

    7. Re:Not Slytherin eh? by Lennie · · Score: 1

      Agree, sorry, my mistake. That's a the right bucket. It's good to have some knowledgeable people about Harry Potter on this site. ;-)

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  3. Training data? by drolli · · Score: 1

    Since in the books there are 50 characters which actually say something, this sound a like a clear case of overlearning.

    1. Re:Training data? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Which brings up an interesting point......even with such a small training set, a human can easily understand the traits of the different houses, and often recognize which house a new character is in before being told. Thus we see that humans can learn from a much, much smaller training set than a neural network. (Although since Watson is more of NLP + some kind of concept engine, it might be able to learn with a much smaller dataset).

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    2. Re:Training data? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even with such a small training set, a human can easily understand the traits of the different houses

      A human neural network carries many years of training data, making it easy to see which hat will fit which character. Even more so for unidimensional characters like Hillary or Trump.

    3. Re:Training data? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hilary is not unidimensionals. She says what's polling and does whomever is buying. At least with Trump you can hear the random stupid shit he's thinking.

    4. Re:Training data? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To generalize:
      Trump says whatever stupid shit he is thinking.
      Hillary says whatever stupid shit she thinks everyone else is thinking.

    5. Re:Training data? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Humans will also self identify.
      Most of us see ourselves as Gryffindor and not as Slytherin so we will give the attributes that we like about ourselves and give it to Gryffindor and the attributes we hate in others to Slytherin. Then mix it up for those other two, who we just don't want to relate with, but don't have any real issues with.

      With such a small sample explaining the houses we just assume we are the good guy, as you know yourself better than other people and like the story in a book you have full justification for your actions.

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    6. Re:Training data? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      even with such a small training set, a human can easily understand the traits of the different houses, and often recognize which house a new character is in before being told.

      It's pretty obvious to all but the smallest children. That gryffndor is good, slytherin is bad and the other two are unimportant and just there to make the numbers.

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    7. Re:Training data? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Maybe. You can straight-up read the traits here, you don't need to look through thousands of datapoints. Here and here are other places you can learn without a large sample.

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    8. Re:Training data? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Which brings up an interesting point......even with such a small training set, a human can easily understand the traits of the different houses, and often recognize which house a new character is in before being told. Thus we see that humans can learn from a much, much smaller training set than a neural network.

      Except, of course, the reason we can recognize where the character is destined is that the houses fit our pre-existing stereotypes for school and fantasy dramas: Slytherins are smug snakes/villains/demons, Ravenclaw are nerds/wizards, Hufflepuff are The Shire, and Gryffindor are a Standard Fantasy Hero home base. We're simply learning new names for things we're already familiar with.

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    9. Re:Training data? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The books use words to describe the traits of each house. You don't need to rely on inferring it from the characters.

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  4. Engineer by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    So basically, Watson is used for nothing more than speech to text conversion? What colossal overkill. I suspect said engineer couldn't come up with a real idea but just really wanted to use Watson for something.

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    1. Re:Engineer by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It also has a deep knowledge base. So it's language to knowledge, not language to text, which is better (even if the knowledge is pale compared to a human's).

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    2. Re: Engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does knowledge about the real world have anything to do with a Harry potter sorting hat? All it has to do is say some random thing about you and then pick a school. It would be different if it investigated your past and came to some sort of conclusion based on real human values.

    3. Re:Engineer by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

      So basically, Watson is used for nothing more than speech to text conversion?

      Off course. And deduction. It's elementary.

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  5. Never Mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's an IBM engineer. He'll be let go in the next restructuring initiative.

    1. Re:Never Mind by jandersen · · Score: 2

      He's an IBM engineer. He'll be let go in the next restructuring initiative.

      Oh, brighten up ever so slightly. It's a bit of innocent sillyness; the company probably thought there was a chance for them to appear more likeable. It is at most shrugworthy. Haven't you ever used a tool for something that could be considered massive overkill? I certainly do on a regular basis - I play with developing programs for organising things in the home, like a database of all the letters and other documents I receive. On the backend I use Oracle Enterprise Edition, because it is available to download for free. The actual code is a Java web application running on a Glassfish application server. Massive overkill by any standard, but why not? I'm not planning on selling it, but it is useful to be able to use these tools, and playing around with them prepares you for working professionally with them.

  6. Slytherin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously Trump would be in Slytherin.

    1. Re:Slytherin by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      With his stylin' digs, he's a Hufflepuff for sure. Not smart enough to be a Slytherin, that's for sure.

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    2. Re:Slytherin by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Maybe, maybe not. But Hillary certainly should be. Not because of her politics but because more than anything else, she's driven by ambition, and a lust for power and that's what Slytherin is all about. To quote the Sorting Hat from when it's examining Harry, " Slytherins will do anything to get their way."

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    3. Re:Slytherin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No need to be smart to be in Slytherin. Crabbe & Goyle? "Ambition" is enough. To be a good sidekick & reap the rewards you get from blind loyalty to a true winner.

      "Apathy" is what keeps you out of Slytherin. Those that don't care, don't belong. Must have ambitions! "Smart" is merely a bonus.
      "Not smart enough" keep you out of Ravenclaw, brilliance is their big thing. Anything else is secondary.
      "Lazy" keeps you out of hard-working Hufflepuff. No slackers there. Maybe not cheaters either, but cheaters have "ambitions", so...
      "Cowards" won't go to Gryffindor, who value bravery.

    4. Re:Slytherin by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I don't know why she'd be in Ravenclaw, that's ridiculous. No politician belongs there, that's for scientists, philosophers, and artists. Slytherin is where they belong; the mere act of running for office is an ambition-driven reach for power. No one does "public servant" anymore.

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  7. IBM and the Holocaust... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Its interesting how similar technology was developed for the Nazi's..

    1. Re:IBM and the Holocaust... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mercedes-Benz built the gas chambers for the Nazis, but most Mercedes owners in Miami are the Jews.

      Explain... ?????

    2. Re: IBM and the Holocaust... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's weird right? And hippies love Volkswagen.

    3. Re:IBM and the Holocaust... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nazis had sorting hats?
      I thought they had dusty bureaucrats with glasses and a briefcase full of forms to do their sorting? Not tech.

  8. The state of AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watched the vid. Can't say I'm impressed. At all. "I'm evil and like snakes." Thinking...thinking...thinking... SLYTHERIN.

    WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW. Truly amazing. Lolololololol

  9. Watson? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems over kill for a speech to text and search function.

  10. Trump and Harry Potter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So Trump is Harry Potter grown up? Didn't see that twist coming.

  11. Re:EditorDavid, give us some goddamn background! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only someone living under a rock wouldn't know what a Potterverse sorting hat was. It's a very good series enjoyable by all ages.

  12. No opinion? by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    For Donald Trump winning is more important that anything else, not truth or making clear what his plans are for the country. And some people like what is perceived a strong leader. He's just a bullshitter.

    Apropos of nothing, I notice that Trump has seven positions, with a concrete plan of changes for each.

    Hillary has 31 issues, which are all fuzzy and nondescript.

    As a "for example"(*), we all know what Donald's position on immigration is. Here's an excerpt from Hillary's immigration reform issue:

    Enact comprehensive immigration reform to create a pathway to citizenship, keep families together, and enable millions of workers to come out of the shadows.
    Defend President Obama’s executive actions to provide deportation relief for DREAMers and parents of Americans and lawful residents, and extend those actions to additional persons with sympathetic cases if Congress refuses to act.
    Promote naturalization and support immigrant integration.
    End family detention and close private immigrant detention centers.

    Notice the wording: she'll "Enact comprehensive immigration reform to create a pathway to citizenship". Nothing concrete, gives you a good feeling without saying anything specific.

    If you want to "Promote naturalization and support immigrant integration", then vote for Hillary.

    If you're worried that 11 million new job seekers suddenly on the market might make it hard for you to get by, then vote for Trump.

    (*) I only used the immigration thing because everyone knows Donald's plan. Does anyone know what Hillary's position on tax reform is?

    1. Re:No opinion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A plan must be actionable to be a plan. His fantasy is not a plan. Actionable in the sense of possessing a legal method for implementation, including checks and balances from other branches of government and the whole messy issue of constitutionality. Not that it would bother Trump either way, but it kind of matters to others who are, you know, actually governing for and by the people rather than grandstanding on bigotry.

    2. Re:No opinion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enforcing the law is a fantasy to you? Ejecting illegals sounds pretty straightforward as does preventing them from returning. Ask the Border Guards in Texas what they think. Ask before November because if Hillary wins look for the Texit to gain steam.

    3. Re: No opinion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notice the wording: she'll "Enact comprehensive immigration reform to create a pathway to citizenship". Nothing concrete, gives you a good feeling without saying anything specific.

      Do you know why others despair of intelligent conversation on this site?

      People like you who make obviously biased criticisms like this, when you could get the further elucidation you seek by reading further on the very fine page you linked.

      For example:. Fight for comprehensive immigration reform legislation with a path to full and equal citizenship. As senator, Hillary was a strong supporter of comprehensive immigration reform, cosponsoring Senator Ted Kennedyâ(TM)s 2004 bill and supporting the Comprehensive Immigration Reform Act in 2006 and 2007. She co-sponsored the DREAM Act in the Senate in 2003, 2005, and 2007 to give undocumented students who grew up in the U.S. a chance to contribute to our nationâ(TM)s growth. As president, Hillary will fight for comprehensive immigration reform that provides a full and equal path to citizenship, treats every person with dignity, upholds the rule of law, protects our borders and national security, and brings millions of hardworking people into the formal economy.

      There is more on that page, but rather than post it since you could examine them yourself if you were interested, I will offer my views of you. Your own quote included specific actions that are comparable to the ones on Donald Trump's page. And his own page includes some language that is not particularly different in character from the language you deplore on Hillary Clinton's.

      It would be one thing if you limited your comments to disagreement with her ideas, but you tried to cast an aspersion on the presentation that is simply false at best, knowing and deliberate hypocrisy at worst.

      If you actually do want discussion on this site to be improved, then the first party you must hold responsible is yourself, and given the repeated actions, I believe it will be necessary for you to expressly disavow your own words.

    4. Re: No opinion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enforcing the law is a fantasy to you? Ejecting illegals sounds pretty straightforward as does preventing them from returning.

      Sounds straightforward? Yes, it is simply a platitude though, and calling such remarks a plan in and of themselves is a fantasy. Or a deceit.

      There is no great force of federal agents sitting idle waiting to enforce the law, held back by executive fiat. There is no door to simply close and stem the tide of immigrants, such as it is. Even a wall, that proposal is hardly concrete. Thousands of miles of border, some of it owned by private citizens? It will not simply be closed but even if feasible will require years of efforts.

      That the characterization was that Donald Trump's plans were more robust and rigorous than Hillary Clinton's when both are really of the same nature just reveals how it was an attempt to bamboozle us. Really, the pages are quite the same when it comes to presentation. Some details are there with a lot of more vague material.

      Ask the Border Guards in Texas what they think. Ask before November because if Hillary wins look for the Texit to gain steam.

      Oh my, the secession threats again. Going to try to steal from your fellow Americans once again by force of arms when you lose an election? Is this supposed to make us think you are tough, or do you not realize how it makes you look insane?

    5. Re: No opinion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha! Did you expect Okian to actually read what you said and make a critical judgement? His mind is already made up, he's right, you're wrong (or left, it's the same to him). In his post he AGREED that Trump lies the same way Clinton does but somehow still thinks Trump isn't like every other politician. It's classic doublethink, he doesn't want intelligent discussion, he wants to tell you why he's right with cherry picked facts then you suck it up like a chocolate milkshake.

    6. Re: No opinion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the democrats, enforcing laws that don't align with their agenda is "unrealistic and improbable/impossible to do". Yet, when it comes to overriding laws they don't like, Barry's "got a pen and a phone" and just can't skirt process or the Constitution fast enough.

      The Left is a big fan of tyranny and authoritarianism. The only thing they really don't like about the nazis were their targets. They're just itching to use the same tactics on their enemies. They're just another group of savages who pretend they're better than the previous group of savages while committing the same crimes.

    7. Re: No opinion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the democrats, enforcing laws that don't align with their agenda is "unrealistic and improbable/impossible to do". Yet, when it comes to overriding laws they don't like, Barry's "got a pen and a phone" and just can't skirt process or the Constitution fast enough.

      The Left is a big fan of tyranny and authoritarianism. The only thing they really don't like about the nazis were their targets. They're just itching to use the same tactics on their enemies. They're just another group of savages who pretend they're better than the previous group of savages while committing the same crimes.

      Oh sorry, you lost any chance to claim the moral high ground when you fervently embraced the idea of secession and violent insurrection. You're just not believable now, you're too eagerly salivating at the chance for any play at resignation or justification to be believable.

    8. Re: No opinion? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      upholds the rule of law,

      Upholding the rule of law would be sending these people back to their country of origin with a copy of the proper immigration forms. These people chose to bypass the legal path to citizenship that is available and break into the US because it was "too hard" or "too expensive". These are the people who have no consideration for the laws of our country, so they don't support the rule of law. Allowing them a process to subvert and bypass the immigration procedures in place is allowing them to continue breaking the law.

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  13. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by AK+Marc · · Score: 1, Troll

    She has sold state secrets and favors for campaign money,

    Reagan paid Iran to kidnap Americans. But it's only bad when the Democrats do it, right?

  14. azkaban for hillary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watson needs to get with the times. The only place Hillary is going is PRISON.

  15. Wouldn't bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A bit of the problem I have with them is that occasionally people think some characters are inherently good or evil based on personal characteristics and even choices. Now some of this might be alleviated by attempts on Rowling's part to show that people from Hufflepuff aren't just boring as say Cedric Diggory was a reliable and competent wizard who almost won the cup, or that there is validity to people in Slytherin, such as Professor Slughorn, who was a decent chap for all his faults. And the Hat itself is hardly shown as biased. So there was an attempt to address the issue.

    But when it comes down to it, I don't know if Rowling was up to it, Harry hangs out with Gryffindors, the sword saves the day, and winning the House Cup is a bit important.

    Oh well, it's not like this is the only instance. The Five Colors of Magic. Star Wars. Star Trek. Full of questionable instances. But some of it can teach us a lesson, sometimes. Even when it's that lying bastard 0B1-KN0B.

    Still me, when I learned about this House business? I'd like to think I'd send Dumbledore a rejection.

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  16. Better title by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    IBM engineer attempts to suck all the joy out of yet another thing his daughter used to take pleasure from.

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  17. Re: Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong o by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Delete your account

  18. 48%? by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 0

    Donald Trump "was assigned to Gryffindor for his boldness -- but only with a 48 percent certainty.

    At least Watson was more certain than the percentage of republicans that voted for him to be their nominee.

    I'm thinking we vote for Trump to go the Gryffindor, Hillary ot go to jail and "None of the Above" for president. How much worse could Richard Pryor do than the choices we're going to have this fall anyhow.

  19. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by monkeyman.kix · · Score: 1

    Dude relax,
    Trump was the only one to fit the meme, that is all. And its funny, lighten up a bit.

    As I read your comment again I almost see quite an insult here towards me. You have no idea of my ideology. I do have a post that I purposely wrote to provoke a reaction with Hilary as president, check it out, got rated as flamebait. It was a mistake. She doesn't reflect my views, and neither does Trump. None of the candidates or parties reflect my views. If I had mod points for you I would rate you as flamebait for your post. Whoever gets elected in the fall, the world is not going to end. Its hard to keep political discussions civil here, I'll keep it toned down cause this isn't the place. But I would suggest again to see some humour in things, Life is easier that way.

  20. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    Ronald Reagan has been deceased for a number of years. Were you somehow under the impression he was running for president?

    There's plenty to complain about with regards to the current living presidential candidates without dredging up dirt against the dead.

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  21. Re: EditorDavid, give us some goddamn background! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck you, don't defend EditorDavid, he is straight garbage.

  22. Re: EditorDavid, give us some goddamn background! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not defending anyone. Read the books or see the movies and enjoy. It's way better than LOTR

  23. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trump has been involved in more than 3500 court cases, including at least 169 Federal lawsuits. Everything from cheating workers to cheating investors. Seems like there's a theme.

    SEE: http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/we-investigated-donald-trump-is-named-in-at-least-169-federal-lawsuits/

  24. Those funny muggles! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What will they come up with next?

  25. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Ah, so he's excused of treason, once he's dead. Did you once complain about it while he was alive? This isn't about Reagan. This is about the Republican Double Standard. Where the issue is they don't want anyone else using their dirty tricks.

  26. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And despite all that, I'd still rather have her in power than Trump.

  27. You're an idiot by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    A plan must be actionable to be a plan. His fantasy is not a plan. Actionable in the sense of possessing a legal method for implementation, including checks and balances from other branches of government and the whole messy issue of constitutionality.

    This is why I despair of any intelligent conversation on this board.

    Your blind obeisance to electing Hillary let's you say any damn thing you like, so long as it furthers your goal.

    Her plan explicitly states that she will, in her own words, "Defend President Obama’s executive actions", widely recognized as making up legislation out of whole cloth, and explicitly contrary to existing legislation. (And 25 states sued to block him on it.)

    You people keep pointing out how often Trump lies to the people, here's a perfect example of the lies that Clinton's supporters tell to the people.

    The difference being, her lie will put millions of legitimate citizens out of a job.

    You're an idiot.

    And a coward.

    Probably a paid blogger for the Clinton campaign.

    1. Re:You're an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FAGGOT

    2. Re:You're an idiot by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1

      FAGGOT

      And a faggot too, I suppose.

  28. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by hyades1 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Richard Nixon, Reagan, Bushes Senior and Junior...it really doesn't matter. When the person can be identified as both a Republican and a US President, you can automatically add a third title: War Criminal.

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  29. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Ah, so he's excused of treason, once he's dead.

    I guess you could still hang him, if you really need to that badly. Maybe in this current age of leftie rage the "beating a dead horse" idiom should be replaced with "beating a dead president".

  30. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    Why don't you try to point out a Republican President since Dwight Eisenhower who doesn't deserve to be serving a life sentence for Crimes Against Humanity?

    You can't.

    And then, of course, there's the nasty little story that just won't go away about right wingers in the US government sabotaging Carter's efforts to recover the hostages in Iran. Sensible people call that treason.

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  31. Strawman by axewolf · · Score: 1

    AI is so harmless look at all the cute things it does!

  32. Re: Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong o by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lincoln did do some pretty fucked up stuff, yes.

  33. Re: EditorDavid, give us some goddamn background! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sound like a dickwad who thinks it's funny to act like an ass. How can you not know this stuff.

    Assist.

  34. Re: Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong o by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know that people are pardoned Posthumously, right?

    People (especially famous) should certainly be convicted of crimes even after they're dead to put them in the right place.

    If it turns out Mother Teresa secretly murders people for resources but only shows the nice one publically should be known for it.

  35. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's because you're a gullible fool who believes the lies the establishment feeds you through the media.

  36. they already have classified versions that.. by strstr · · Score: 1

    scan your brain and auto-analyze your memory with no need to speak. this is the low-tech de-classified version.

    obamasweapon.com

    1. Re:they already have classified versions that.. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      scan your brain and auto-analyze your memory with no need to speak.

      Any idea when this UI which reads your thoughts and can figure out what you mean is available for civilian use?

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  37. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by Texmaize · · Score: 1

    Accusing others is a cute way to deflect criticism instead of actually living up to the question. Even if you were right, it still does not discount anything I said, which is all true, and verifiable...even using your biased media. Again, it is sad that you can not own up to it. You are such a poor, deluded, shell of a person, you can not even recognize any faults by any candidate in your cult, I mean political party.

    Although I am sure it is fun party conversation in the pathetic echo chamber that you exist in, but in reality, none of the presidents, democrat or republican are guilty of crimes against humanity. That is a very strong accusation and reflects a very twisted view of reality. History is replete with real human tragedy, and the fact that you think someone who disagrees with you about tax policy is on that level highlights the depths of your sheer will to live in ignorance.

    Hillary did set up illegal servers. She did sell favors for campaign money to those who actually do commit crimes against humanity, and you are ok with it since you play for the same team.

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  38. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by Texmaize · · Score: 1

    Accusing others is a cute way to deflect criticism instead of actually living up to the question. Even if you were right, it still does not discount anything I said, which is all true, and verifiable...even using your biased media. Again, it is sad that you can not own up to it. You are such a poor, deluded, shell of a person, you can not even recognize any faults by any candidate in your cult, I mean political party.

    And BTW, Reagan did not pay Iran to kidnap Americans. He paid to get them back. Perhaps read something other than a blog.

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  39. So, you mod up for unsubstantiated comments? by Texmaize · · Score: 1

    None of your statements are taken by fact by anything approaching a reputable source. I am sure there is a blogger in a basement somewhere who spewed what you wrote. Even Alex Jones would say your comments are from Crazy Town.

    So, my dear slashdot, you modded a guy up for stating random, historically dishonest things supported by nothing....because it sounded strong and pro-liberal?
    Game.
    Set.
    Match.

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    1. Re:So, you mod up for unsubstantiated comments? by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      Calm down. My sources are as reliable as yours.

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    2. Re:So, you mod up for unsubstantiated comments? by Texmaize · · Score: 1

      Except, you never listed them. Saying poop doesn't stink, doesn't mean poop doesn't stink. Yours are no different.

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  40. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by hyades1 · · Score: 0

    You're 100% right about the mainstream news media being biased. It's actually a conservative bias, though...sorry you missed that basic fact.

    And Clinton stood in front of a whole lynch mob of Republican drones and answered questions for hours. She emerged unscathed.

    You should probably get used to saying it right now: "President Hillary Clinton".

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  41. Propaganda by zapadnik · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Do Slashdotters really not see the propaganda? whether you agree with Trump or Clinton or not is irrelevant, the fact that this article slips a political issue into an otherwise cool article about tech demonstrates how good propagandists are today, and how few people can spot it. C'mon Slashdotters, over 80% of propaganda is camouflaged in "entertainment". This is how you get fed with memes that make you have an emotional (that is to say, irrational) reaction without ever understanding the facts on any issue.

    Once you take the Red Pill you can see the memes the propagandists use on each side. Articles are merely the false mustache that propagandists put on to disguise their payloads. Once you understand the favored memes of those that control the media, and those that edit it, you can see the strands of The Matrix designed to control you - without you ever thinking about the messages you are being bombarded with.

    Everyone keeps looking for propagandists as guys with funny mustaches in snazzy uniforms - but modern propaganda is so much more advanced than that. The best propaganda is so good that people cannot even see it because they think it is "normal". Try watching movies or reading a newspaper and look at what information was hinted at, and even more importantly, what information was omitted. When you do this you can see how consistent the messages that are being pumped out are It is truly astounding when you finally see it.

    If you can't yet see it dear Slashdotters it is not because it doesn't exist - it is like an optical illusion that your mind has to expand to see both ways. If you're not seeing the propaganda in this article (and thousands of others) yet then you just need to train your mind - and once you see it, you see it is so pervasive it is clearly not accidental.

    Understand we are not headed for 1984, we are in 1984, and the reason we remain there is because most people not only cannot see the memes that control them, they do not want to see them.

  42. Re: Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong o by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Well, you know. Modern young ones were raised buy union public teachers who taught, literally, what a terrible president Reagan was.

    When school capture allows raising of new generations to kowtowing to particular narratives, you have won. Very Soviet.

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  43. Re: Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong o by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    "Hufflepuff!"

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  44. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's really just a corporate bias methinks. All of them, with slightly different flavors.

  45. Re: EditorDavid, give us some goddamn background! by jaklode · · Score: 1

    I'm not defending anyone. Read the books or see the movies and enjoy. It's way better than LOTR

    Boo!

  46. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    I'm not a member of any US political party, and I've voted in every election since '92, and never for the winner. Figure that one out. I think in all cases, I voted for #2 or #3, so never for Libertarian or other no-names.

    But continue to label anyone who you don't like as the "enemy" and lie about their party affiliation.

  47. That doesn't need an AI by allo · · Score: 1

    Kind of stupid. For the sorting hat you just need a binary decision tree, where you get questions until you arrive at a leaf node, which tells you the house. There are already many implementations of this. linux (i think bsdgames) has a animal guessing game, akinator is the web based version of this.

  48. Fucking Harry Potter by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    It's a kids thing, not a geek thing. Give it a rest.

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  49. Re:EditorDavid, give us some goddamn background! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not everybody is into fantasy.

  50. Re:EditorDavid, give us some goddamn background! by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    Only someone living under a rock wouldn't know what a Potterverse sorting hat was. It's a very good series enjoyable by all ages.

    From the context I'm going to guess it's a hat that sort things. Please don't state opinions as facts. It's a kids series, enjoyed by kids and a little bit older kids who were kids when it started. It's about on par with the twilight 'saga'.

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  51. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    She has sold state secrets and favors for campaign money,

    Reagan paid Iran to kidnap Americans. But it's only bad when the Democrats do it, right?

    Is he running again?

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  52. Re:EditorDavid, give us some goddamn background! by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    Still better than Twilight.

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  53. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by will_die · · Score: 1

    So how much did he pay?
    Since you made that up lets at least have some numbers.

  54. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by Talderas · · Score: 1

    Zombie Reagan? Has my vote.

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  55. I Am Not Impressed by Toad-san · · Score: 1

    It doesn't even read minds? Even with Watson helping? Phththth!

  56. I prefer a D&D method... by OakDragon · · Score: 1

    Roll 1d4.

  57. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? And who got us into, and escalated the Vietnam war? JKF and Johnson. Far more americans died in Vietnam than Iraq and Afghanistan combined. You think there weren't "war crimes" in Vietnam? How about Clinton's scandals?
    They've all got dirt, you're just a partisan hack Hillary shill.

  58. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no helping people like GP.

    I'm mostly only here because I'm bored and waiting for 5 o'clock to come. This site is in my hosts file at home. Need to do something while keeping this chair warm. May as well come here and read closed-minded reactionary drivel.

    GP said:

    You are such a poor, deluded, shell of a person, you can not even recognize any faults by any candidate in your cult, I mean political party.

    This is called projecting. The "shell of a person" part is very interesting. He really does believe you're some kind of devil worshipping mindless drone who's sold your soul to the devil. It's too bad he can't see he's talking about the person in the mirror, and he'll never be able to see that. His cult has brainwashed him so deeply that anybody who disagrees with his cult must have some ulterior motive and must be a "shell" without humanity.

    He's probably worked very hard to get where he is in life, and now it's crumbling. He never was able to achieve what he wanted to achieve even after giving it 110% best effort. Now he feels like a shell. And it's all the fault of those devil worshipping leftists. He did everything right, just as his cult told him to, but, to quote Feynman when discussing cargo cults, "It doesn't work. No airplanes land." GP will never see the real reason for it all....

    People like him are dangerous. They'll become even more dangerous if the worst of my predictions come true.

  59. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, lighten the fuck up. It was a joke.

    It appears you're the one who's demonstrating reflexive partisan bias. And you're right. Reflexive partisan bias like yours is why this site is in my hosts file at home as a reminder that when I type in this URL, I really ought to be finding something better to do. At the moment I'm keeping a chair warm.

    Also, the amount you're describing what the person in your mirror must be like is astounding--perhaps except the stupid, lazy, ignorant, blablabla. I'm sure the person in your mirror is very intelligent and industrious. It's a damn shame this is the way things are going. Until you see just how brainwashed the person in the mirror is, you will never understand the real reason for the hardships you're facing.

    Here's a hint: Clinton and Trump are both on the same team. Clinton will win in November with 40% of the popular vote. After that, you're free to keep blaming anybody who isn't in your cult for what happens next. Like I'm going to convince you otherwise.

    The one thing I'll never understand is why people like you believe some of the most utterly insane things about the world around you. As a libertarian who happens to be homosexual, it's a damned shame that you've probably already determined I'm the enemy simply because I said "Imma homosexual." But I already know how dangerous people like you are. All I can do is tick the Johnson/Weld box, turn in my ballot, and hope like hell that what I've seen was just a synapse or too misfiring instead of a vision of the next 10 years.

  60. Watson, you nazi lover! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After helping to kill millions, here you are spoiling the dreams of children.

  61. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 0

    Yep, the living ones are far worse. Every single President in my life time has been worse than the previous one, and with Trump and Hillary as potential successors to Obama, that trend has a 100% chance of continuing. Makes me wonder how long it will be before we have the 2nd Civil War, typified by food shipment sieges against the cities, as urban voter idiocy now overwhelms rural voter common sense.

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  62. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by ultranova · · Score: 1

    There's plenty to complain about with regards to the current living presidential candidates without dredging up dirt against the dead.

    Without commenting on Reagan one way or another... the dead should be held accountable to their actions, just like the living. We might not be able to punish them, but humans are social creatures and the judgement of your peers acts both as a deterrent to other would-be villains and consolation, however slight, for the victims, or in the other extreme inspiration for future heroes.

    Also, for relatively recent leaders like Reagan, their influence is still with us. It would be hard to condemn - or praise - policies initiated by Reagan without commenting on the man himself. He might be dead, but his spirit still lingers, and one way or another we have to decide whether we want it to become a permanent part of our world, or seek to exorcise it.

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  63. Valuable 'Sorting Hat' Resources by TheRealHocusLocus · · Score: 1

    Simply click on THE HUMAN SORTING HAT PROJECT to access the cyber-world of sorting hats. Become knowing of the person you are today. Let the hat decide. How many times we wonder you said, gee I wish I had a hat to sort me what to do. Follow that hat! Sorting Hats for everything offered in fun friendly style. The New You is just like the old you,only better! Be wary of inferior product.

    Which chocolate chip cookie are you? Explore these Sorting Hats today.

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  64. Re:EditorDavid, give us some goddamn background! by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

    That's not context, that's it's name...

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  65. Re:EditorDavid, give us some goddamn background! by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    Funny thing, Harry Potter would be 36 this year, as he was born July 31, 1980.

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  66. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by Coren22 · · Score: 0

    You mean like calling McCain old, but not allowing anyone to talk about Hillary's age this year even though she is only two years younger than McCain was?

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  67. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Everyone who runs for president is old. I remember some comments on Joe Biden's age, and that McCain would have been the oldest president, but Hillary wouldn't, so that's actually a valid differentiation. Joe Biden isn't the oldest person to hold that office, but people were saying that we'd end up with a Gerry Ford situation.

    Gerald Ford was the first and to date the only person to have served as both Vice President and President of the United States without being elected to either office. But I'm too young to remember those events first-hand. But if Biden were to die a week in, then Obama would select a non-elected VP, and when Obama gets assassinated, the VP would become president, after having won no elections.

    Seriously, that was the age complaint against Joe Biden. At least as I remember it, and I'm old enough to remember that one.

  68. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    Funny how someone marked my comment redundant...

    The main issue with McCain as I remember it was the way he moves. He walks like an 80-90 year old man. What the Dems of the time failed to understand is why he moves like that. The man was a POW, and was tortured. His joints are messed up because he nearly gave everything in service of this country. He should be being honored for it, not made fun of for it like he was back then.

    It is wrong when anyone does it, it is even more wrong when it is ok for one side in a previous election, but suddenly terribly sexist in this election.

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  69. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    There's a difference between age and old. Some people, like, say, Marisa Tomei may be 50+, but still looks younger than most 40-somethings and many 20-somethings. So she'd be unlikely to be condemned as "old" while others of the same age may have their age held against them. It's not your age, or risk of dying, but your "energy" and ability to take the stress and demands of the job.

  70. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by Texmaize · · Score: 1

    Again, no evidence. Just a flat out bald, stupid, incorrect statement filled with hyperbole. But, it says all liberal's are cool, so it must be correct, right?

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  71. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by Texmaize · · Score: 1

    Since in the US, for better or worse, there are two political parties. It is somewhat comical for you to take a high horse, and say you have voted for the second or third most popular. Funnier, that you rule out libertarian and no-names, when by your own admission, you voted for at least one no-name. It is easy to claim unbiased, harder to actually be that way. Even harder to be self-critical, which you are apparently not.

    In any case, after all the comments and down-modding, there is still not one logical, referenced/defended comment that counters the initial assertion: that Hillary is more Slitherian than any of those listed. A rational person may not like Trump. However, only an irrational person can examine Ms. Clinton and pretend she does not have serious flaws. Flaws so great, that if she had an R by her name, instead of a D, most on these forums would be calling for prison, impeachment, or worse. The fact that you and others can not be that self-critical, means that for you politics is just a bad religion, and not grounded in any values or coherent thought. If it was, your ideology demands her rejection.

    But, like authors of bad fan fiction, you defend anyone and anything that claims to be linked to the "cause", even if they are antithetical to the cause. What makes this even more sad is that Liberalism, as an ideology is very quite nobel. However, the modern idiots claiming to practice it are seldom actually doing so.

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  72. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by Texmaize · · Score: 1

    1. you never actually defended the claim of treason, or stated what it was. However, hilariously, you were moved up for making a pro-liberal statement, without any defense, again. Bias much?
    2. A tactic of communists, American Liberals, or the quite stupid, is to set up a straw man example, and then continue to attack it, instead of never actually addressing the core issue If your flawed hypothesis was correct, and all republicans were evil, why does this excuse a Liberal from behaving the same way? Hillary did commit those crimes. If you were as moral and true as you (falsely) believe yourself to be, then you would demand that she be purged from the ideology because she is acting like those "evil" other guys. But, since you are not very moral, true, or remotely intellectually honest, you will excuse any behavior, no matter how vile or in contradiction to your so called values, as long as she wears the same sports jersey.

    This is what I find disgusting.It is not the ideology itself, but the weak, self-serving sycophants who seem drawn to it these days, but really do not believe in it.

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  73. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    But, like authors of bad fan fiction, you defend anyone and anything that claims to be linked to the "cause", even if they are antithetical to the cause.

    Pointing out the hypocrisy of you isn't "defending" anyone. That's your problem. You are making illogical jumps about others, rather than actually paying attention to reality.

  74. Re:Funny, you are so blind you assign the wrong on by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    1. I was modded down, not up. So, like the rest of your post, your facts are 100% wrong.