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Taking the Headphone Jack Off Phones Is User-Hostile and Stupid (theverge.com)

A WSJ report on Tuesday claimed that the next iPhone won't have the 3.5mm headphone port. A handful of smartphones such as LeEco's Le 2, Le 2 Pro, and Le Max 2 that have launched this year already don't have a headphone jack. The Verge's Nilay Patel has an opinion piece in which he argues that smartphone companies shouldn't ditch headphone ports as it helps no consumer. He lists six reasons:
1. Digital audio means DRM audio :Restricting audio output to a purely digital connection means that music publishers and streaming companies can start to insist on digital copyright enforcement mechanisms. We moved our video systems to HDMI and got HDCP, remember? Copyright enforcement technology never stops piracy and always hurts the people who most rely on legal fair use, but you can bet the music industry is going to start cracking down on "unauthorized" playback and recording devices anyway.2. Wireless headphones and speakers are fine, not great.
3. Dongles are stupid, especially when they require other dongles.
4. Ditching a deeply established standard will disproportionately impact accessibility.:The headphone jack might be less good on some metrics than Lightning or USB-C audio, but it is spectacularly better than anything else in the world at being accessible, enabling, open, and democratizing. A change that will cost every iPhone user at least $29 extra for a dongle (or more for new headphones) is not a change designed to benefit everyone.5. Making Android and iPhone headphones incompatible is incredibly arrogant and stupid.
6. No one is asking for this.

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  1. Uhoh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    He said "jack off" ! tee hee

  2. This is a great idea that saves me real money by JustNiz · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...since it alone ensures I will never buy an iPhone.

  3. Re:Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    For some reason I think of Lily Tomlin, and replace a few words in the sketch:

    "We don't care. We don't have to: We're APPLE."

  4. No more standard headphone jack??? by burtosis · · Score: 3, Funny

    [sarcasm] Don't they understand this will cause almost every Apple customer to purchase newer and more expensive headphones? [/sarcasm]

  5. Re:Apple by sexconker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can you imagine the number of times the phrase "I'll buy it anyway" is thought by their mindless customers?

  6. Re:cost reduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    And Apple, please stop obsessively making devices thinner until the engineers have improved battery life dramatically.

    Apple iPhone 8: 1mm thickness. We removed the battery and replaced it with an ecosystem of proprietary inductive charging devices...

  7. Re:cost reduction by lucm · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am not sure whether Apple will just ship a Lightning Headset with that iPhone

    What, macs4all, this wasn't covered in your iMissionary marketing material?

    Oh wait I remember, Apple doesn't send material or anything to its volunteer salesforce, they let you guys find things on your own; they don't worry about you, knowing that you'll bend over no matter what.

    --
    lucm, indeed.
  8. Re: cost reduction by nachtelfjeiu · · Score: 3, Funny

    iPhone 9: you need to equip your house with proprietary 180V 200Hz iPower outlets to be able to feed the iPhone 9.