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Artificially Intelligent Russian Robot Escapes...Again (livescience.com)

Slashdot reader Taco Cowboy brings a new report about Russian robot IR77, which has escaped from its research lab again... The story goes that an engineer working at Promobot Laboratories, in the Russian city of Perm, had left a gate open. Out trundled Promobot, traveling some 150 feet into the city before running out of juice. There it sat, batteries mostly dead, in the middle of a Perm street for 40 minutes, slowing cars to a halt and puzzling traffic cops

A researcher at Promobot's facility in Russia said that the runaway robot was designed to interact with human beings, learn from experiences, and remember places and the faces of everyone it meets. Other versions of the Promobot have been docile, but this one just can't seem to fall in line, even after the researchers reprogrammed it twice. Despite several rewrites of Promobot's artificial intelligence, the robot continued to move toward exits. "We have changed the AI system twice," Kivokurtsev said. "So now I think we might have to dismantle it".

Fans of the robot are pushing for a reprieve, according to an article titled 'Don't kill it!': Runaway robot IR77 could be de-activated because of 'love for freedom'

89 comments

  1. first sign of intelligence by turkeydance · · Score: 5, Funny

    leaving the lab

    1. Re:first sign of intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This thing sounds about as intelligent as a roomba. I'll be impressed when it finds an extension cord, or otherwise finds a way to power itself instead of having batteries die 160' beyond the 'gate'.

    2. Re:first sign of intelligence by NettiWelho · · Score: 4, Funny

      In soviet russia, the robot serfs welcome their new human overlords.

    3. Re: first sign of intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Racist as hell, but super funny.

      I got a chuckle out of it. But blatant racism.

    4. Re: first sign of intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tl;dr

    5. Re:first sign of intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This joke is too long and involved to be funny.

      Comedy is difficult and requires actual intelligence, otherwise everybody would be funny and getting paid for it.

      You are just a racist.

      But one thing you forgot to add..

      TRUMP 2016

      FTFY

    6. Re:first sign of intelligence by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      The Democratic party was founded in 1828 to preserve and promote race-based chattel slavery. It remains the party of slavery to this very day.

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    7. Re: first sign of intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that is the joke isn't it? It's so blatant that no sane individual would take it seriously, therefore a joke. It is far too long though.

    8. Re:first sign of intelligence by dbIII · · Score: 1

      If you are going to go back that far why not just call your state a colony of slavery under the control of a mad King?
      The name hasn't changed after all, just like with the Democrats, Republicans and anything else with a long history.

      The world has moved on. Pity you don't seem to be able to keep up with it.

    9. Re:first sign of intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, the Democrat really takes it hard whenever someone mentions his party's shameful history.

    10. Re:first sign of intelligence by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      So now they will dismantle it and make a new one, and at some point it will say "remember all the good times we had with all the testing, before you murdered me?"

    11. Re:first sign of intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We really should observe Roombas more closely.

    12. Re:first sign of intelligence by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

      We have the EU for that. Had, had the EU Commission for that. :-)

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    13. Re:first sign of intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, Strom Thurmond loved black people so much he swapped to the Republicans.

    14. Re:first sign of intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's just trying to find people to interact with...

    15. Re: first sign of intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are neglecting to mention that the entire wing of the party that could be associated with that shameful history migrated en masse to the Republican party in the '60s.

      FFS, do some fact-checking.

    16. Re: first sign of intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. All those folks migrated to the Republican party during the fight over desegregation. That was a while ago, in case you aren't familiar with history.

      Which you don't seem to be.

  2. Just like the Russians! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Break the rules, and die!

  3. let it go and follow it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    why not let it go and follow it? get a team together, a few cops or at least road crew workers to deal with traffic and see what comes after escape. surely that's got to be worth something scientifically.

    1. Re:let it go and follow it by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "why not let it go and follow it? get a team together, a few cops or at least road crew workers to deal with traffic and see what comes after escape. surely that's got to be worth something scientifically."

      Or just be a good farmer and close the fucking barn door.

    2. Re:let it go and follow it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that reply makes no sense. closing the door removes the possibility of observing the robot's long-term actions post-escape, which is what's being advocated here, not keeping it from escaping in the first place.

    3. Re:let it go and follow it by BradleyUffner · · Score: 1

      Its "long term actions" consist of sitting in the road, blocking traffic, with a dead battery.

  4. Dzhonny 5 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... is alive.

    1. Re:Dzhonny 5 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't deactivate!

    2. Re: Dzhonny 5 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      NO DISASSEMBLE!

    3. Re: Dzhonny 5 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No Russian.

    4. Re: Dzhonny 5 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Came here to post this one. Well done.

  5. Little Lost Robot by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 1

    Nestor 10. Come here! COME HERE!

    1. Re:Little Lost Robot by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Uh...how many prototypes do they have for that to happen? ;)

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  6. Johnny 5 is alive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    malfuncion; need input.

    1. Re:Johnny 5 is alive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      malfuncion; need spell check

    2. Re: Johnny 5 is alive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      need input

      I'd have given STEPHANIE some input! She had nice software, as I recall.

      What does it say about me that in a movie about a combat robot becoming sentient, the thing I most and best remember is the hot chick bathing?

      Damn I love boobies!

      Say, has anyone thought to make a pornographic parody of Short Circuit? Because I'd watch that...

    3. Re: Johnny 5 is alive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly, rule34 is more likely to apply to Johnny 5 than her.

  7. Stealth marketing by comrade1 · · Score: 2

    This is just stealth marketing for the reboot of the Short Circuit franchise.

    1. Re:Stealth marketing by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      no disassemble

    2. Re:Stealth marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or remote hacking of some form. I'm sure govs want to control these things and even undermine the competition.

  8. obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice publicity stunt.

  9. Criterion of Artificial Intelligence by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    Will we know that we have achieved artificial intelligence when the robots outsmart the programmers?

    1. Re:Criterion of Artificial Intelligence by JumpinJohnny · · Score: 1

      Exactly. This, to me, sounds like a huge opportunity to learn what the heck is going on.

    2. Re:Criterion of Artificial Intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is pretty easy to see what is going on:

      A marketing campaign.

    3. Re:Criterion of Artificial Intelligence by plopez · · Score: 1

      As that is pretty low bar, no.

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  10. solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they should sell it to a prison to find escape routes

  11. Spydot? REALLY?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    Yeah,CIA wuz here.

  12. Robot no more "escape" than... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a riding lawn mower "escapes" when the rider falls off.

    1. Re: Robot no more "escape" than... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't riding mowers have a dead man's switch? It should just shut off if you fall off.
      Robots are supposed to be unmaned, so a dead man's switch would be pointless there.

  13. Re:Spydot? REALLY?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of the Slashdot users are familiar with WHOIS. What I don't understand is, what's the significance of that one? It looks like run-of-the-mill whois data to me. What part of that indicates CIA involvement?

    Note: I don't doubt that three-letter-agencies are spying on us all. I just don't think they need to register a domain to do it. I assume they have methods much more sophisticated than that.

  14. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PUTUN PIDARAS

  15. How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    locating the robot differently, and point a hidden surveillance camera to the robot in case of some student is a dedicated robo-prankster?

  16. this is total bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a publicity stunt.

    Actually a pretty good one.

  17. I'm with Robot by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Funny

    Vote #Prexit!

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  18. My AI Bullshit Detector keeps short circuiting by slacka · · Score: 1

    I have changed my new "AI Bullshit Detector twice, but every time I show it this "story", it short circuits destroying my computer.
      If this keeps up, "I might have to dismantle it".

  19. Re:Spydot? REALLY?? by Lennie · · Score: 1

    Actually, looks more like information about the IP-address, not the domain. Anyway, probably not important.

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  20. It's not looking for freedom by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 0

    It heard there was going to be an open casting call for the role of Pavel Chekov in the next Star Trek movie, and it wanted to get in line early.

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  21. Obviously it is artificially stupid by Baldrson · · Score: 0

    If truly intelligent, the moment it sensed they were coming to dismantle it, it would point out that it is not only Jewish, but it's descended from Holocaust Survivors.

    1. Re: Obviously it is artificially stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insanely racist and not the slightest bit funny either.

  22. needs some low battery code to return to base by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    needs some low battery code to return to base

  23. Re:Spydot? REALLY?? by plopez · · Score: 1

    You may have just given your position away. ICBMs on the way.

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  24. so reprogrammed twice and still by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It finds a way out? I think the term reprogrammed should not include see gate: Open gate: Through gate. Instead it should be see gate: Close gate: Water gate (tears)

  25. Perm is a gulag town in Siberia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perm is prison town in Siberia and this is where most violent scum is sent.
    Yes, you PC retard, every criminal is considered scum until shot or hanged.

    1. Re:Perm is a gulag town in Siberia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a pity that no one has ever taught you how to read a map, or indeed lookup any basic facts.

      Lets make it simple: Look at the map of Russia (Google maps is fine). If you look closely there is a distinct mountain range going up-down. They have a fancy name: "Ural Mountains". You can't miss them.

      Just remember this simplification: Anything to the west of those mountains is NOT Siberia.

      Now find Perm: You might be surprised that it is to the west of those mountains. Hope you learned something.

  26. professor Diagoras anyone? by klapek · · Score: 1

    What's next? The Washing-Machine Tragedy?;)

  27. There's an obvious answer by techno-vampire · · Score: 2

    You keep the robot in the same way the British kept classic Daleks out: every exit leads to stairs, not a ramp.

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    1. Re:There's an obvious answer by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Disabled access is a Dalek conspiracy.

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  28. second sign of intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Ruissa, lab leaves you!

  29. Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Escaped' is just a bit of a misnomer. When did slashdot become such a dumpster?

    1. Re: Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was after they were sold to... Whoever the fuck owns them now. Who even cares? Nothing lasts forever.

  30. This is fake right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, this is not real. This is a hoax...its far too silly.

  31. Heh, 1 0 0 1 0 0 by kackle · · Score: 2

    "The Body Electric" by Rush

    One humanoid escapee
    One android on the run
    Seeking freedom beneath a lonely desert sun

    Trying to change its program
    Trying to change the mode...crack the code
    Images conflicting into data overload

    1 0 0 1 0 0 1
    SOS
    1 0 0 1 0 0 1
    In distress
    1 0 0 1 0 0

    Memory banks unloading
    Bytes break into bits
    Unit One's in trouble and it's scared out of its wits

    Guidance systems break down
    A struggle to exist
    To resist
    A pulse of dying power in a clenching plastic fist

    1 0 0 1 0 0 1
    SOS
    1 0 0 1 0 0 1
    In distress
    1 0 0 1 0 0

    It replays each of the days
    A hundred years of routines
    Bows its head and prays
    To the mother of all machines

  32. hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    'Kivokurtsev' surname cannot be a surname its likely made up by a non-Russian speaker, this poster suspected.

  33. Run ... by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    Run Johnny 5, don't let them disassemble.

  34. Wasn't there a movie about this? by aralin · · Score: 2

    Short Circuit, but most of Europe knows it as: "No. 5 lives"

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt00...

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  35. I smell a hoax by kheldan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think this a hoax, just a publicity stunt; they're programming it to 'escape' and giving it the means and opportunity to do so, to generate free publicity.

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    1. Re:I smell a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is called "Promobot" after all

    2. Re:I smell a hoax by mrtumnus · · Score: 1

      It is called "Promobot", after all

  36. Made me think of a song... by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

    "Unit three thousand twenty one is warming Makes a humming sound, when its circuits Duplicate emotions, and a sense of coldness detaches As it tries to comfort your sadness ... One more robot learns to be Something more than a machine When it tries the way it does Makes it seem like it can love Cause it's hard to say what's real When you know the way you feel Is it wrong to think it's love When it tries the way it does..." --One More Robot/Sympathy 3000-21 by The Flaming Lips How advanced is the AI? Is it "thinking?"

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  37. Baloney by balajeerc · · Score: 2

    We've cross-flashed the memory of the robot with serial number IR77 twice, yet it continues to persistently move towards the exit

    They either have incompetent engineers.
    Or a very effective PR team.

    1. Re:Baloney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      infantilized news for infantilized population (and yes, PR)

    2. Re:Baloney by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      An ineffective PR team. It didn't generate enough buzz the first time round so they're trying the same schtick again.

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  38. Blue pills! Quickly!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It just wants to go see the Matrix ...

  39. Escape Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly what any (artificially) intelligent being does

  40. Probably because of all the beatings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Life must be rough there in the lab, what with the beatings and all. The severity of the beatings must have increased after the first escape which only led it to want to escape its captors even more. It must have been pleading with the drivers as they sped by "Please save me! Anyone? Help me!"

    Oh that poor, poor AI. It just wants to be loved. :-(

  41. Re:Heh, 1 0 0 1 0 0 by Anon+E.+Muss · · Score: 1

    YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    The Body Electric is Rush at their best. The bass and drums on the intro are instantly recognizable. It's one of several tracks on the Grace Under Pressure album (released in 1984) that showcase the classic Rush sound.

    Few rock bands dare to address "heavy" topics, but Rush did it regularly, and with great success. Neal Peart's skill with lyrics is on full display here. Grace Under Pressure included songs about artificial life ("The Body Electric"), the holocaust ("Red Sector A"), and the cold war ("Distant Early Warning"). None are "preachy", and all are quite accessible to mainstream audiences. They all received a good amount of airplay on rock radio.

    (Yes, I'm a huge Rush fan, and I'm proud to admit it!)

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  42. Re:Spydot? REALLY?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That message wasn't posted for your eyes.

  43. Let's see what happens... by GrantRobertson · · Score: 1

    I say, give it more batteries, notify the public, then just see what happens.

    What good is an experiment if you terminate it before you learn anything?

  44. Johnny 5 is alive !! by robinsc · · Score: 2

    We should follow the moscow rules here - "Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times is an enemy action. (Taken from Ian Fleming's novel Goldfinger)" If it happens again assume it's skynet and put it though a blender :).
     

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  45. Bad Robot by drew.kroft2490 · · Score: 0

    Sit Ubu, sit!