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Is The Future Of Television Watching on Fast-Forward? (washingtonpost.com)

The average American watches three hours of TV each day, and researchers have found that most people already prefer listening to accelerated speech. "After watching accelerated video on my computer for a few months, live television began to seem excruciatingly slow..." writes the Washington Post's Jeff Guo. "Movie theaters feel suffocating. I need to be able to fast-forward and rewind and accelerate and slow down, to be able to parcel my attention where it's needed..." Slashdot reader HughPickens.com distills some interesting points from Guo's article: You can play DVDs and iTunes purchases at whatever tempo you like, and a Google engineer has written a popular Chrome extension that accelerates most other Web videos, including on Netflix, Vimeo and Amazon Prime. Over 100,000 people have downloaded that plug-in, and the reviews are ecstatic. "Oh my God! I regret all the wasted time I've lived before finding this gem!!" one user wrote.

According to Guo speeding up video is more than an efficiency hack. "I quickly discovered that acceleration makes viewing more pleasurable. "Modern Family" played at twice the speed is far funnier -- the jokes come faster and they seem to hit harder. I get less frustrated at shows that want to waste my time with filler plots or gratuitous violence. The faster pace makes it easier to appreciate the flow of the plot and the structure of the scenes."

Guo writes that "I've come to believe this is the future of how we will appreciate television and movies. We will interrogate videos in new ways using our powers of time manipulation... we will all be watching on our own terms." Will this eventually become much more common? How many Slashdot readers are already watching speeded-up videos?

296 comments

  1. His Girl Friday by jader3rd · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I believe that "His Girl Friday" still holds the record for the most amount of words per minute, than any other movie. I don't believe that movie would possibly be more enjoyable at a faster speed.

    1. Re:His Girl Friday by beep54 · · Score: 2

      I was just thinking that screwball comedies in general were already pitched at such a furious pace that it would be silly to make them faster. It really is what helps make them so damn funny.

    2. Re:His Girl Friday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      While the entire run of Walking Dead could be seen in about five minutes

    3. Re:His Girl Friday by aaronb1138 · · Score: 1, Troll

      The same guy who is complaining that TV / Movies at normal speed are too slow, probably couldn't comprehend and fully appreciate the average Aaron Sorkin sitcom dialog interchange slowed down by 20%.

      Different writer / director combinations dump data at the viewer at different speeds and use a variety of compression algorithms (references, partial quotes, alliteration, anagrams, homonyms, puns, etc.) to embed additional metadata into the verbal stream.

      Guo and others who are fans of accelerated speech are watching low data density dialogue as well as not intellectually interested in the full texture of well written material. They want the bullet points and laughs and to be done with it.

    4. Re:His Girl Friday by dywolf · · Score: 1

      Lord of The Ring and Hobbit could beat I bet.
      "Oh hey...more walking!"

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    5. Re:His Girl Friday by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      They are also retards who are convinced they are super geniuses because they were raised as special snowflakes with continuous praise from their parents/nanny and teachers.

    6. Re:His Girl Friday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The tv show Moonlighting with Bruce Willis was fast paced, with actors "stepping" on each others dialogue. I'd never be able to follow it sped up.

  2. most people already prefer listening to accelerate by ArchieBunker · · Score: 2, Funny

    What researcher said this? Who did they interview? I don't want my entertainment to sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks.

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  3. Modern Family by Fwipp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "I quickly discovered that acceleration makes viewing more pleasurable. "Modern Family" played at twice the speed is far funnier -- the jokes come faster and they seem to hit harder.

    Well maybe, but you didn't exactly pick a show worth watching in the first place...

    1. Re:Modern Family by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well maybe, but you didn't exactly pick a show worth watching in the first place...

      Maybe he meant that a shitty show watched at double speed improves the shit vs. time metric, or something. I dunno.

      As for me, if something sucks, I don't want to watch it at all, let alone at double speed. But of course I'm out of touch with what the cool kids are up to these days.

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    2. Re:Modern Family by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      The Abbott and Costello show is always the best for this. And the the old pre-war MGM and Warner Brothers cartoons get more laughs also.

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    3. Re:Modern Family by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe selective speeding would be a good thing, like in documentary style tv shows where they feel the need to 'catch you up' after every commercial break. Speeding through those parts would increase my viewing pleasure.

    4. Re:Modern Family by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      And consider the time we would save by speeding through the commercials themselves.

    5. Re:Modern Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many comedies suffer from very poor comedic timing. I've noticed, especially with sitcoms, jokes come at a glacial pace and stay far too long, never mind when the scene has to wait for the canned laughter to die down.

    6. Re:Modern Family by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 2

      Skip works better. You can compress one of those shows into about 10-15 minutes of content.

    7. Re:Modern Family by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe selective speeding would be a good thing, like in documentary style tv shows where they feel the need to 'catch you up' after every commercial break. Speeding through those parts would increase my viewing pleasure.

      I find it is incredibly useful from content that is deliberately trying to induce a strong enough emotional response to override the logical portion of the brain. Politicians and product reveals are the #1 thing I would like in a condensed (transcripted preferably) format.

      OTOH content where I deliberately want my disbelief suspended, I wouldn't speed up, it would be defeating the point.

    8. Re:Modern Family by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      never mind when the scene has to wait for the canned laughter to die down.

      Many of the laugh tracks you hear today were recorded in the 40's and 50's, which means that a lot of the people you hear laughing in them are dead now.

      It always seems a bit surreal to me to to hear these dead people still laughing.

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    9. Re:Modern Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hate to be that guy, but...

      Many of the laugh tracks you hear today were recorded in the 40's and 50's

      Citation needed!

    10. Re:Modern Family by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      People used to share edited down versions of Mythbusters over Bittorrent. They were much more watchable because they took a 22 minute down, edited all the filler out and give you 10 minutes of interesting content.

      On the other hand we have shows like Suits, where they pack a huge amount into every episode. When you stop to think for a moment it seems really silly, with people going from lowly intern to named partner at a law firm in the course of a few episodes. And even then there is a lot of filler.

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    11. Re:Modern Family by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Maybe selective speeding would be a good thing, like in documentary style tv shows where they feel the need to 'catch you up' after every commercial break.

      And what about the shows that spend half the show telling you how great the rest of the show is going to be?

      (Mythbusters, I'm looking at you).

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    12. Re:Modern Family by Bugdanoff · · Score: 1

      You got it! SOCIAL selective speeding: the community of viewers will determine the best speed of the video at any time. Let the VCs come now :-)

    13. Re:Modern Family by dwillden · · Score: 1

      Blipverts are the way of the future! Unless they cause your head to explode.

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    14. Re:Modern Family by dwillden · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or the Documentaries and reality TV shows that rehash everything covered to that point after every commercial break.

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    15. Re:Modern Family by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Well maybe, but you didn't exactly pick a show worth watching in the first place...

      Maybe he meant that a shitty show watched at double speed improves the shit vs. time metric, or something. I dunno.

      As for me, if something sucks, I don't want to watch it at all, let alone at double speed. But of course I'm out of touch with what the cool kids are up to these days.

      Maybe he meant a show with a chick with big, jiggling boobs was more fun watched at double speed.

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    16. Re:Modern Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you speed through those parts, Mythbusters would be about 20 minutes long.

    17. Re:Modern Family by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      Or the Documentaries and reality TV shows that rehash everything covered to that point after every commercial break.

      And show you "what's coming up next" before every commercial break. Actual information content: about 5 minutes per half hour. I hate those shows and can't watch them.

    18. Re:Modern Family by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Maybe he meant a show with a chick with big, jiggling boobs was more fun watched at double speed.

      That's probably what he meant.

      As for me, if I want to see a chick with big, jiggling boobs I'll just go to any of the 100,000 porn sites that I have bookmarked.

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    19. Re:Modern Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the Documentaries and reality TV shows that rehash everything covered to that point after every commercial break.

      Which nobody bothers to remove when it is released onto DVD or Netflix. With the commercials gone the sudden recap bits are even more jarring and annoying.

    20. Re:Modern Family by Quirkz · · Score: 2

      There's an edited set out there called Smyths that trims out all the "coming up" and "what you just missed" to show just the story without any redundancies. I've watched a few and found it very satisfying.

    21. Re:Modern Family by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize how crap most sitcoms were until I saw this:

      The Big Bang Theory - No Laugh Track 1 (Avoiding the Shamy)

      A mediocre show turns into complete crap without a laugh track. Go figure.

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  4. One issue by wjcofkc · · Score: 1

    Okay so let's say that overall this concept makes sense. What are you to do if you have several people, who just happen to have different brains, all needing to process different parts at different speeds? You could argue that it's all good if your watching alone, but that could then become maddening when watching TV with other people, who may only be able to watch at normal speed anyway.

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    1. Re:One issue by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      I have a ridiculous idea. What if we could somehow encode messages visually and allow people to scan them with their eyes at their own pace? Perhaps even substantial bodies of linguistic information could be spread by these means. But surely that's a pipe dream...

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    2. Re:One issue by wjcofkc · · Score: 1

      OBEY. Money is your god. OBEY. Happiness is slavery. OBEY. Authority is safety. OBEY.

      I was going to do all that in caps and quote a bunch from They Live, but silly SLASHDOT accused me of YELLING.

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    3. Re:One issue by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I have come here to chew ass and kick bubblegum. And I'm all out of ass.

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  5. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by JoeMerchant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Pitch correctors mostly remove the chipmunk effect.

    Personally, I don't need to consume entertainment at high speed, the point of entertainment for me is to enjoy a stretch of time, not to consume a quantity of media. If I consume less media, I don't feel less entertained.

  6. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Umm, no. Just no to this.

    One-thousand times no.

    1. Re: No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet $1000 you've never even tried it. Just another Slashdot naysayer. I'm constantly amazed how closed-minded self-proclaimed nerds can be. Like you're afraid you won't be relevant anymore if the world changes.

    2. Re:No by bmimatt · · Score: 2

      One-thousand times no.

      I work in tech and routinely watch technical content. Mostly videos from conferences, meetups, howtos, etc. I do it at 1.5x most of the time, sometimes 2x. This is because I am looking for interesting (to me) bits such as interesting (novel, unorthodox, etc) solutions or just want to quickly rehash key points of things I haven't dealt with in a while. It saves me time and I still can accomplish what I set out to. What is wrong with my approach? Care to elaborate?

    3. Re:No by Calydor · · Score: 2

      There is nothing wrong with your approach, but consider for a moment that your examples are related to work and finding interesting pieces of a longer whole.

      If you go to the cinema for the latest Avengers movie and you're only interested in the fight scenes anyway, why not just wait for the DVD so you can pick those out at your leisure?

      This is about speeding up entertainment, but to me it sounds like the researcher is going to end up stressing himself out needlessly. I don't know about the rest of the world, but if I sit down to watch a movie I do so to relax and unwind, not sit at the edge of my seat afraid to blink in case I'll miss something.

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    4. Re: No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Its fine by yourself but it's in fucking intolerable when someone else is the one moving back and forth and varying the speed

    5. Re:No by Ken+D · · Score: 4, Funny

      But do you really want to watch Star Trek: The Motion Picture's first hour at normal speed?

    6. Re: No by gweihir · · Score: 1

      "You have not tried it"-Fallacy. I recommend you jump off a cliff, set yourself on fire and drink a bottle of cool-aid in order to find out why only utter morons use that non-argument.

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    7. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...I do it at 1.5x most of the time, sometimes 2x."

      Remember Slashdot videos? Roblimo, with all the skill of an autistic snail oozing self-importance, produced most of them. Released in Flash, originally without transcripts, they were even less... appreciated... than Slashdot Beta. They were _awful_.
      But... transcode them at ~3x, without pitch shifting, and they were gems of unintentional comedy. Some basement neckbeard, huffing and hawing over his flatulent contributions to Open Source, suddenly has all the charm of Henry IV Part 2, as recited by Alvin the Chipmunk.

      With at least some skill, videography can be interesting. Basic principles of photography apply- composition, lighting, focus, pacing, editing, Educational Aids, and taste. Unfortunately, most conference/meetups/howtos videos just suck. I blame YouTube.
      This may seem harsh, but I have experience here- I've been making godawful videos since the days of the Sony Portapak.
      Watching people talk is _boring_, unless they themselves are intrinsically interesting. A lot of this can be placed squarely on current trends in Documentaries, where editing is frowned upon, and just letting people yak on, endlessly repeating themselves, is appreciated. It's cheap, it requires no skill, and it's beyond criticism, because it's "Oral History". (Damn you, Terkel!)

      If one is going to go that route, have people talk about their failures, their treacheries, and their ultimate demise, in carefully crafted free verse. Call It "Wind River Anthologies" or something...

      (My next Post will be exactly the same text, but imagine it being read, on camera, by Alan Rickman.)

    8. Re:No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...I do it at 1.5x most of the time, sometimes 2x."

      Remember Slashdot videos? Roblimo, with all the skill
      of an autistic snail oozing self-importance,
      produced most of them. Released in Flash, originally without transcripts,
      they were even less... appreciated... than Slashdot Beta.
      They were _awful_.
      But... transcode them at ~3x,
      without pitch shifting,
      and they were gems of unintentional comedy.

      Some basement neckbeard,
      huffing and hawing over his flatulent contributions to Open Source,
      suddenly has all the charm of
      Henry IV Part 2, as recited by Alvin the Chipmunk.

      With at least some skill, videography can be interesting.
      Basic principles of photography apply-
      composition, lighting, focus, pacing, editing,
      Educational Aids, and taste.
      Unfortunately, most conference/meetups/howtos videos just suck.
      I blame YouTube.

      This may seem harsh, but I have experience here-
      I've been making godawful videos since the days
      of the Sony Portapak.

      Watching people talk is _boring_, unless they themselves are intrinsically interesting.
      A lot of this can be placed squarely on current trends
      in Documentaries,
      where editing is frowned upon,
      and just letting people yak on,
      endlessly repeating themselves,
      is appreciated.
      It's cheap, it requires no skill,
      and it's beyond criticism,
      because it's "Oral History".
      (Damn you, Terkel!)

      If one is going to go that route,
      have people talk about their failures,
      their treacheries, and their ultimate demise,
      in carefully crafted free verse.
      Call It "Wind River Anthologies"
      or something...

    9. Re: No by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 2

      True that. I did the first one once by accident and it was quite fun, but ultimately very expensive.

    10. Re:No by MDMurphy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Short version No for me too.

      I sort of did this years ago when I had a TiVo. It didn't speed up voice, but if I turned on closed captions I could get through the last bit of a show before I had to leave somewhere by selecting a mild FF setting and reading the words rather than listening to them. In a similar vein, when I used to watch "Survivor" I'd FF through the BS drama and just watch the challenges. If something referred to an event I'd skipped I'd just go back and check it out.

      In some way I think I've embraced the too-slow-for-me pace of TV by reading while watching most shows. Before the web I used to grab a magazine or two before settling down to watch TV for the evening. With live TV it was the magazine you paused when the TV demanded more attention, with recorded TV either can pause to make way for the other. (Living alone is necessary for this )

      I have the option to speed up audiobooks but never do it. I appreciate the zen state I can get into when listening. I've come up with new patent ideas or work solutions while listening to a book. At times I'll realize that my mind wandered and I'd been ignoring the book, but that's ok, it's part of the process and I can always rewind and find my place. I think if I sped things up I'd miss the "thinking" part of the experience.

      What would scare me about watching all TV sped up is that I'd get used to it. The guy in the article said he finds regular speed TV or going to a movie excruciating since it goes by too slow. What about listening to other people talk? There's already people who go on for too long and if I was used to a sped up world they would be even more difficult to deal with.

      So I'll pass on the sped up video and audiobooks for now. I've already found ways to fill in the empty space by reading and thinking. I'd also be too worried about the real world feeling too slow and boring.

    11. Re: No by werewolf1031 · · Score: 1

      It comes in bottles now?!

    12. Re: No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Kool-Aid you cunt

    13. Re:No by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Another good classic SciFi movie to watch at double-speed is the original TRON. It can really slow down in the middle, so the speed increase makes it tolerable.

  7. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Truth to be told I *hate* movies longer than 90 mins. You hear me Hollywood. ..?????

  8. Sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll assume these are the types who also think sex is better in ff mode

    1. Re:Sex by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 4, Funny

      My fellow chrono-Americans may remember the "William Tell Overture" scene in A Clockwork Orange. The est if you can ask Gramps to play it on his VHS.

    2. Re:Sex by aliquis · · Score: 1

      I'll assume these are the types who also think sex is better in ff mode

      For me it's like for someone who still haven't got an VHS player and don't dare to go to the store to buy a magazine.

      I've heard it exist ..

    3. Re: Sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only with your mom

    4. Re:Sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean you haven't watched porn at double speed?

      It's great because it makes you laugh and masturbate at the same time. What's not to love?
      Hearing Alvin scream "YES YES YES YES" really quickly and seeing those PELVIC THRUSTS OF A GOD. Can't beat it.

  9. TiVo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TiVo has something called QuickMode. 30% faster. However, some stuff doesn't feel right on quickmode.

    I imagine QuickMode is great when it comes to slow speakers... cough Obama cough.

    1. Re:TiVo by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Interesting

      MythTV has also had this kind of fast forward feature for years and years. It never occured to me to even try it. I found the lack of commercials to be rewarding enough. Take those out and you can already watch "more stuff".

      This is actually really old tech that hasn't really seemed to catch on.

      If you're itching to turn on some sort of fast-forward mode then you're clearly watching the wrong thing. There's really no need for anyone to subject themselves to something they don't really want to watch. Not in this day and age.

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    2. Re:TiVo by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      I found the lack of commercials to be rewarding enough. Take those out and you can already watch "more stuff".

      Yeah, that's the primary goal of my life: to be able to "watch more stuff". Going outside is for losers anyway.

      After all, if I don't watch everything then I might miss that *awesome* sitcom joke and then my life would be diminished to the point of no return. On the other hand maybe I'll see it in my twittle feed or on my non-existent Facebork page. Maybe someone will post a screen cap to Instacram so I won't miss out. I can only hope...

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    3. Re:TiVo by nospam007 · · Score: 2

      "If you're itching to turn on some sort of fast-forward mode then you're clearly watching the wrong thing. There's really no need for anyone to subject themselves to something they don't really want to watch. Not in this day and age."

      He's just off his Adderall, that's all.

    4. Re:TiVo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine QuickMode is great when it comes to slow speakers... cough Obama cough.

      *cough* Tim Cook *cough*.

    5. Re:TiVo by Blrfl · · Score: 1

      MythTV has also had this kind of fast forward feature for years and years. It never occured to me to even try it.

      Try half speed. It's hilarious.

      If you're itching to turn on some sort of fast-forward mode then you're clearly watching the wrong thing. There's really no need for anyone to subject themselves to something they don't really want to watch. Not in this day and age.

      Not everything's entertainment. I watch the news at 125% of normal speed so I get through it faster and can get on to something else. Doesn't change the content one bit.

    6. Re:TiVo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used myth 2x playback years ago and have always wanted it for netflix. can't wait to try this out. Powerblock shows - love to watch but can't sit for two hours doing it. Cut commercials takes the show to 22 minutes, 2x playback makes it 11. I can watch all four shows in about 45 minutes. If I don't understand something because it's going too fast, just rewind a bit and slow it down.

    7. Re:TiVo by mattventura · · Score: 1

      What I'd like is the opposite: when watching live TV, slow it down a bit so that I get some buffer time that I can use to skip commercials.

  10. Accelerated video great for educational stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any tutorial or educational video that I watch, I watch at increased speed. If there's a part that I found hard to understand, I rewind and watch it again at a slower pace.

    This is especially true for videos that use power-point-esque slides. They're already showing me the content, I can read it faster than they can read it to me... Just let me move on with my life, PLEASE.

    As for entertainment, no I watch that at normal pace... But the truth is, I don't watch much TV.

  11. I can think of a few better plugins by jimbob6 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I would prefer a plugin that removed bullshit to save time as opposed to just speeding up the bullshit.

    1. Re:I can think of a few better plugins by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

      I would prefer a plugin that removed bullshit to save time as opposed to just speeding up the bullshit.

      You're so close. It's actually a plug. Follow that cable that goes from the TV to the power outlet on the wall. Remove plug from outlet. No more bullshit.

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    2. Re:I can think of a few better plugins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a hard problem, it just hasn't been implemented. Basically let people mark up a document or timestamp videos with the parts they find relevant. Then you run their marks through and calculate the most common hotspots in the document/video/audio. Then you let people watch/read/listen to the parts people don't skip.

      One of Elmore Leonard's rules for writing is to leave out the parts people skip.

  12. I watch at 2x or more speed... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    Honestly, most TV and movies these days can be watched at 2x or greater speed.

    I watched the whole Lord of the Rings series at 7x speed. I don't think I missed much, the dialog is meaningless drivel. I slow down for the action.

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    1. Re:I watch at 2x or more speed... by NotInHere · · Score: 3, Informative

      The most interesting thing about LOTR is the dialogs. If LOTR is just a dumbed down action movie for you then I just can feel sorry for you.

    2. Re:I watch at 2x or more speed... by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      Or just read the books at any speed you like.

    3. Re:I watch at 2x or more speed... by myowntrueself · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The most interesting thing about LOTR is the dialogs. If LOTR is just a dumbed down action movie for you then I just can feel sorry for you.

      Well I did read the books. Once. The dialog was boring as hell in them as well. Or is page after page of the word 'ere' being used several times per sentence and genealogy the point of the story?

      The action was the only good thing about those movies, they were grossly padded out. The trilogy would have made a decent 90 minute movie.

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    4. Re: I watch at 2x or more speed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole point is the characters and the dialog and the drama. "Action scenes" are the most boring part.

    5. Re:I watch at 2x or more speed... by Yvan256 · · Score: 2

      You can't read books at any speed you like. Some authors write slower than others.

    6. Re:I watch at 2x or more speed... by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      I believe the unabridged LOTR audiobook is something like 54 hours long.

    7. Re: I watch at 2x or more speed... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      The whole point is the characters and the dialog and the drama. "Action scenes" are the most boring part.

      No, the whole point of LOTR was the history behind the story and the languages Tolkien invented.

      Or are you just talking about Peter Jacksons attempts at making movies?

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    8. Re:I watch at 2x or more speed... by freeze128 · · Score: 2

      So are the movies.

    9. Re: I watch at 2x or more speed... by ET3D · · Score: 1

      Which is why it's such a boring trilogy for those who aren't looking for history lessons for an imaginary world, but actually wanted to read a story.

    10. Re:I watch at 2x or more speed... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The BBC one is better. No God Mode Mary Sue trickster that could have dealt with Sauron in a minute but couldn't be bothered. Other chunks that let the books down have been removed as well.

    11. Re:I watch at 2x or more speed... by ACE209 · · Score: 1

      Song of Ice and Fire reader spotted :)

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    12. Re:I watch at 2x or more speed... by jwdb · · Score: 1

      I thought the movies were a travesty where they removed most of the good qualities of the books and instead tried to make it a dramatic, exciting action-adventure. Just re-read the books for the Nth time, however, and I think they're great.

      De gustibus non est disputatum - you and I are clearly looking for different qualities in our entertainment. Thankfully there's more than enough to go around.

      And back on topic: I tried listening to a podcast on fast-forward for a grand total of about a minute, and had to turn it off. Felt way too much like work, and I like to savor things slowly. Some recent movies are paced a little fast for my taste as well, as they feel jarring and abrupt, and without any foundation.

    13. Re: I watch at 2x or more speed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hey everybody, gather around and listen to the guy who watched the movie at 7x speed tell us how bad they were!

    14. Re:I watch at 2x or more speed... by avandesande · · Score: 1

      I have probably read LOTR ~ten times since I was a child. Not saying it's good or bad, just that there are varying views on the subject.

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    15. Re: I watch at 2x or more speed... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Which is why it's such a boring trilogy for those who aren't looking for history lessons for an imaginary world, but actually wanted to read a story.

      Exactly!

      The movies had decent special effects and scenery so that was great, didn't need to sit through several hours of twaddle to get the best out of them!

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  13. Even faster: by Kohath · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just don't watch it at all.

  14. Yeah, I've heard this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and I know what happens next:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  15. Attention Span by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Next time you are watching TV, pay attention to the amount of time that passes between each footage edit, where the perspective of the viewer abruptly changes (either to a new scene entirely or to a different perspective within the same scene).

    Usually it's just a couple of seconds. The result is that many television shows serve as a near constant stimulus, no matter how mundane the content. I've long speculated that this phenomenon has a negative effect one's ability to pay attention to things that are not quite as stimulating.

    Watching TV on fast forward would make this worse!

    Discuss.

    1. Re:Attention Span by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      TL;DR
      Tighten that shit up, no one's reading all that.

    2. Re:Attention Span by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      negative effect one's ability to pay attention

      Neil Postman wrote a book about this, Amusing Ourselves to Death: Public Discourse in the Age of Show Business . It is worth reading.

    3. Re:Attention Span by guruevi · · Score: 1

      I think TV actually makes things more dull. Video scenes go at a glacial speed compared to reading and leave out great many details (such as most if not all internal monologue). One can read for example Alice in Wonderland in about half-to-three quarters the time of the movie adaptations and in the process, obtain a lot more details about the motivations. A 'detailed' movie adaption of an average sized book should be split in two or three movies or even a TV show season.

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    4. Re:Attention Span by mwehle · · Score: 1

      I thought of Postman when I read the original post too. Chris Hedges' Empire of Illusion is also worth reading.

      When I was a kid discussion of McLuhan contrasted television with other media being consumed, and it was not only possible but completely natural to discuss television as being quite unlike the newspapers we read, or magazines like Life or National Geographic in general circulation. My 1970s junior high school computer room contained two teletypes clacking text onto rolls of yellow paper. Today we discuss how to speed up the video spewing from our computers. Something Postman does well is to point out not simply the amount of television Americans watch, but the extent to which, even in 1985, media like American magazines had changed their presentation to emulate television.

      In the 21st Century along with the demise of print media the remaining news outlets which for decades had issued a printed product increasingly produce news packages which entertain, rather than inform, as does television. One effect of growing up in a world increasingly filled with video entertainment is that people see themselves as primarily entertaining rather than informing each other, and consumers rather than citizens.

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    5. Re:Attention Span by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed.

      US-based spanish-language TV hadn't caught up to this in 2000 before I stopped watching it, and feels very weird to me despite being born with spanish TV elsewhere.
      You can also add that soap operas don't tend to do pans, close-ups, or use blurred backgrounds. That causes scenes to feel mundane, like watching a live play. Besides the lack of educational and worthwhile material, most kids of immigrants here know the language to flee to greener, english language pastures, and probably only subconsciously feel the un-coolness that comes from the lack of sophistication in their parents' USA-based spanish language shows.

    6. Re:Attention Span by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And hence Postman's question about what happens to culture and society when it can no longer be informed? The average person can no longer make rational decisions on complicated but important topics that can't be explained in 30 seconds. Those running the show become the only ones who know (if even them) what is going on.

      I guess power shifts, people grumble and go on with their lives and we become a trivial Ow My Balls society.

  16. Who watches TV anyway? by fetzerveeble · · Score: 1

    "The average American watches three hours of TV each day". 180 minutes. 10,800 seconds. WASTED EACH DAY. Then there's this comment. "Oh my God! I regret all the wasted time I've lived before finding this gem!!" So they'll be able to waste time quicker? And fancy saying 'wasted' when watching TV is GENERALLY a waste of time. Personally, I stopped watching TV decades ago. Using the above average, then that gave me back 3 hours of time each day. What can you do with that? Study .. get better quals for better money. Hobbies .. voice control my house because I gained the knowledge to do because I had more time to do so. etc etc etc. The internet (has for so long now) allowed me to digest a brief summary of major news headlines while eating breakfast. Most of which has nothing to do with me. Even then it's written in a way to sway opinion. TV is for idiots who have suffered intellectual death long before physical death.

    1. Re:Who watches TV anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I stopped watching TV decades ago.

      Back when you wore an onion on your belt, which was the style at the time?

    2. Re:Who watches TV anyway? by Moof123 · · Score: 3

      Most of us need some down time. You choose riding a high horse as your hobby to kill time, not all of the rest of us did. Out of curiosity, how much time per day do you waste on slashdot?

    3. Re:Who watches TV anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you're one of those douchebags. If you don't put film in that category, you're a fucking hypocrite.

    4. Re:Who watches TV anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The average American watches three hours of TV each day". 180 minutes. 10,800 seconds. WASTED EACH DAY. Then there's this comment. "Oh my God! I regret all the wasted time I've lived before finding this gem!!" So they'll be able to waste time quicker? And fancy saying 'wasted' when watching TV is GENERALLY a waste of time. Personally, I stopped watching TV decades ago. Using the above average, then that gave me back 3 hours of time each day. What can you do with that? Study .. get better quals for better money. Hobbies .. voice control my house because I gained the knowledge to do because I had more time to do so. etc etc etc. The internet (has for so long now) allowed me to digest a brief summary of major news headlines while eating breakfast. Most of which has nothing to do with me. Even then it's written in a way to sway opinion. TV is for idiots who have suffered intellectual death long before physical death.

      Voice control? This is what you and your high horse use to champion your superior intellect? All so you can watch headlines that have "nothing to do" with you?

      What an utter waste of fucking time.

    5. Re: Who watches TV anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All those other things you do are for idiots also. Pretty much everything humans do is idiotic. We've been brainwashed by our society and culture into believing all of those things hold value. Ultimately they enslave us, and will destroy us and the planet. Anything that doesn't move us closer to enlightenment is just prolonging the disease and inching us closer to destruction. I'm a victim and prisoner just like you.

    6. Re:Who watches TV anyway? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1
    7. Re:Who watches TV anyway? by Yvan256 · · Score: 2

      It did require some modifications to the space-time continuum, but I can now waste 26 hours 44 minutes and 16.9 seconds on Slashdot every day.

    8. Re:Who watches TV anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read Slashdot everyday since the 90's. I've never signed up. I never wasted my time. I always leave the site either having had a few laughs or having learned interesting and useful things.

    9. Re:Who watches TV anyway? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      You choose riding a high horse as your hobby to kill time, not all of the rest of us did.

      I don't know about yours, but my horse does *not* like to ridden when he's high.

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    10. Re:Who watches TV anyway? by epine · · Score: 1

      Most of us need some down time. You choose riding a high horse as your hobby to kill time, not all of the rest of us did. Out of curiosity, how much time per day do you waste on slashdot?

      Slashdot is just a spurtle that stirs the oatmeal already inside my head.

      My cognitive processing pipeline requires a thickening stage. If not Slashdot, I'd have to find some other spurtle. Others prefer to give their quick oats a speedy zap in the microwave. Often, it shows.

      At one level, it's completely ancillary to what I'm doing here that I bother to type at all. But as most writers know, actually bothering to formulate words and sentences drives the thought process to a more concrete outcome, so why not?

      The theories of Frederick Winslow Taylor assume you're on some kind of assembly line in the first place.

      He didn't understand spurtle, not one bit.

    11. Re:Who watches TV anyway? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Condescend much?

    12. Re:Who watches TV anyway? by fetzerveeble · · Score: 1

      "Out of curiosity, how much time per day do you waste on slashdot?"

      About 15 minutes. Scan headlines, reply if feeling like it.

    13. Re:Who watches TV anyway? by fetzerveeble · · Score: 1

      *laugh* that's actually funny.

    14. Re:Who watches TV anyway? by fetzerveeble · · Score: 1

      You call me douchebag and post anonymously .... ummmmmm

      Anyway, sure, put film in there too.

  17. The wrong solution to the wrong problem. by taustin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If it's not entertaining at normal speed, it's not entertaining at any speed.

    It's entertainment. Efficiency is pointless.

    1. Re:The wrong solution to the wrong problem. by Moof123 · · Score: 1

      +1

      Sometimes the point of an activity is to have no point. After a full day of slinging transistors around, followed by power struggles with a 3 year old, I like some brainless downtime. The anti-TV crowd look down their nose at this, but eff them.

    2. Re:The wrong solution to the wrong problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly -- if you feel the need to watch an entertainment video at high speed so you can cram it into your hectic schedule, you'd really be better served by not watching the videos or the TV at all.

    3. Re:The wrong solution to the wrong problem. by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If it's not entertaining at normal speed, it's not entertaining at any speed.

      Agreed. This seems like someone listening to pop music on fast forward. Why? Just choose a better song you actually like better.

      Just like music, film and TV has a "rhythm" and a temporal "feel." If you speed it up, you mess with that rhythm, which the director (and editor, etc.) worked so hard to create. Unless the TV show or film is already bad, it probably won't be improved by tampering with its fundamental design.

    4. Re:The wrong solution to the wrong problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I remember Bob Seger saying in an interview that he wrote slow paced songs like "Turn The Page" in order to slow a concert down. He could then play a fast paced song like "Katmandu" so that the audience would feel the faster pace and keep the band from just playing the song at some frantic pace.

      Movies are setup to have a rhythm so that the audience members catch their breathes so that the action or scary parts or comedy can be felt more.
      In the original Star Wars movie (now episode IV), a scene like Millennium Falcon approaching the rebel base was to slow the pace down so that we
      could have the explanation of how the attack on the Death Star was to work and then have the exciting actual attack itself.

    5. Re:The wrong solution to the wrong problem. by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      If it's not entertaining at normal speed, it's not entertaining at any speed.

      While that is true in most cases, In general, there are some exceptions.

    6. Re:The wrong solution to the wrong problem. by Solandri · · Score: 2

      Efficiency may be pointless for watching an entertaining show. It is however very helpful for figuring out if a show is or will be entertaining. I go through a ton of anime at 1.5x to 2x speed (I can go faster on native English shows, but sometimes the translated subtitles don't exactly flow in English and it takes a moment to figure out what they mean), mostly to sample the first 1-3 episodes to figure out if it's something I'd enjoy watching. If it is, I'll watch the remainder at 1x to 1.5x speed (a lot of anime adds filler like a 3 sec static pic to establish the setting, so some speedup is helpful). If it isn't, I dump it and move on to the next one. This way I waste less of my time searching, more of my time watching shows I find entertaining.

      What would be helpful is a dynamic speedup program or extension. If there's lots of action, dialog, or text (places in the file with a poorer compression ratio), slow down so I can take it all in. If there's nothing going on (i.e. film/show editor inserted it to pad out the show to make it fit the time slot), speed over it.

      Also, while it's true that you can parse stuff much quicker if you convert it to a text file and read it (a much larger part of your brain is devoted to optical character recognition than to speed recognition), that mostly only works on documentaries and exposition like the news. A lot of the entertainment from fiction comes from how well the actor delivers the lines, so the timing and inflection of the spoken voice are important.

    7. Re:The wrong solution to the wrong problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disagree for some cases. Sometimes you just want to know what someone was referencing around the water cooler. I can see not wanting to watch 30-55 min of a show just to get a joke.

    8. Re:The wrong solution to the wrong problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's not entertaining at normal speed, it's not entertaining at any speed.

      It's entertainment. Efficiency is pointless.

      I say the same thing about party drinking games.

      1) If it isn't much fun sober then it's not truly fun then, is it?
      2) I'll drink at my own damn pace, thank you very much.

    9. Re:The wrong solution to the wrong problem. by taustin · · Score: 1

      The most entertaining thing about drinking games is watching them sober, It's like watching a new animal species in its native habitat.

      And for the record, spoons should never, ever, ever be played with forks.

    10. Re:The wrong solution to the wrong problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's not entertaining at normal speed, it's not entertaining at any speed.

      Agreed. This seems like someone listening to pop music on fast forward. Why? Just choose a better song you actually like better.

      Just like music, film and TV has a "rhythm" and a temporal "feel." If you speed it up, you mess with that rhythm, which the director (and editor, etc.) worked so hard to create. Unless the TV show or film is already bad, it probably won't be improved by tampering with its fundamental design.

      It's called prosody.

    11. Re:The wrong solution to the wrong problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somethings are better at a different speed. Take Jolene by Dolly Parton The original song is ok but IMO this version is FAR better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkhEzQyp2W8

  18. About 125% for new material. Or listen while drivi by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I did a lot of studying via video. About 125% speed was pretty good for material I didn't already know, depending on the person presenting.

    I switched to saving the audio to my phone and listening over my car speakers during my commute, at regular audio speed. I do turn it off when traffic requires my attention. In either a traffic jam or light traffic, I have the audio running. Between the commute and errands, that's almost an hour a day, so that's plenty of time to listen to a clip two or even three times.

  19. I can attest to the attraction of FF videos by Tyrannosaur · · Score: 2

    I don't ever watch tv, but I do watch a lot of youtube. Anything that has a lot of action, like video game videos, or anything that involves normal human interaction, watch on normal speed. For sure.

    I also, however, watch a lot of content that is really just a face talking to the camera. Someone conveying informatipn by talking. I watch a lot of these videos at 1.25x and 1.5x speed. Occasionally when there is a video that isn't super interesting and I'm more scanning it, 2x speed. I'd really like if youtube also had a 1.75x speed. Knowing that there are addons to do this is very attractive to me.

    1. Re:I can attest to the attraction of FF videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is absorbing information, not entertainment. It's a chore, ours not something people do to unwind.

      Instructional YouTube videos, yeah sure. But if you're treating actual movie or TV series like this just don't watch them. You don't have to, and if you think doing it is boring and a waste of time at normal speed you're probably right and should go do something more productive than get bored at twice the speed.

    2. Re:I can attest to the attraction of FF videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real solution to that is text, not video. You can read text at your own preferred speed. Video is not the appropriate medium for everything.

    3. Re:I can attest to the attraction of FF videos by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      ...like video game videos

      I may just be an old fart, but I wouldn't watch someone else playing a video game at any speed. That is not entertainment; that is just mind-numbing empty-headedness.

    4. Re:I can attest to the attraction of FF videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...like video game videos

      I may just be an old fart, but I wouldn't watch someone else playing a video game at any speed. That is not entertainment; that is just mind-numbing empty-headedness.

      I won't speak for the grandparent, but while I don't watch a lot of game videos, I do watch some. I do it to learn new things about the game and get new ideas on how do to things. I do it mostly for things like Minecraft, 7 days to die and other sandbox type games where you can approach problems in many different ways, but I can see the value in other games where you might want to learn new strategies or see new tricks.

      Of course, on the other side of that coin, is that fact that an enormous number of people watch sports. Personally I see that (as well as most TV, actually) as just "mind-numbing empty-headedness," but obviously a lot of people like watching other people playing games. I don't see why it's so hard to believe this wouldn't extend to video games as well.

    5. Re:I can attest to the attraction of FF videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I watch a lot of these videos at 1.25x and 1.5x speed. Occasionally when there is a video that isn't super interesting and I'm more scanning it, 2x speed."

      I was introduced to this technology on Coursera, the educational site which uses videos as part of the course delivery. A really excellent tool because you can accelerate the information delivery, but slow down when necessary for comprehension. I don't think I've seen this functionality yet on Youtube, but it would be a nice feature for all those instructional videos...

  20. Works great for podcasts by tylersoze · · Score: 1

    I listen to podcasts at double speed and have gotten so used to it that they sound weird and slow if I play it at normal. The only time I have a problem is with people that are heavily accented or speak quickly normally.

    That said this idea sounds stupid I can't imagine watching something at double speed.

    Don't they some times alter the speed of film by a minor amount like one extra frame a sec or something to adjust long films to play in a certain amount of time? In addition to cutting scenes.

    1. Re:Works great for podcasts by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      I'm in the same boat. I listen to many audio podcasts and watch several video podcasts. For video, I found that 1.5x works best.....unless they are just "talking head" videos.....the visual component needs a little bit longer to process. Audio-only at 2x is very do-able. And this is for content that isn't just entertainment --- some of it includes "educational" content (loose definition --- not necessarily meaning academically).

    2. Re:Works great for podcasts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does iOS even support playback acceleration on their native mobile players, a la Android 4+ (it was a nice surprise in the process of leaving my 2010 Android 2.2 unit behind)?

      Sounds like the kind of thing I'd love to brag about when those pesky device wars get brought up :)

    3. Re: Works great for podcasts by TechnoCore · · Score: 2

      Most podcasts i listen to are about science or philosophy where i find i cannot/ dont want to speed up at all, since the material is so dense that i need to contemplate while listening. I rewind a few seconds very often. If i listen too quickly i zone out, or find afterwords that i cannot recapilate to myself what was just presented to me. A great way to make sure you understood it is to summerize it in text after lidtening. If you cannot, the what was the point in listening in the first place? I can listen to Audiobooks at a quicker pace, depending on the reader and how complicated the plot is, usually i do that if the presenter talks glacially slow.

    4. Re:Works great for podcasts by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't know.....I use Windows Phone.....

    5. Re:Works great for podcasts by SpaceDave · · Score: 1

      Yep me too, although I'm not allowed to listen to them at fast speeds if my wife and/or kids can hear it because they haven't yet come round to my way of thinking. It drives them nuts to hear fast-speak but it drives me nuts spending 2 hours listening to something I know can be done in much less. About 1.5x usually works for me; 2x if the presenters are American.

  21. Works for games by honestmonkey · · Score: 1

    Like Tic-Tac-Toe. "X", "O", oh fuck, you win. Go again?

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  22. Film vs Someone reading shit for no fucking reason by tomxor · · Score: 1

    Film or a TV Show has the potential to allow breathing space and pace for the watcher to absorb the information, use other dimensions of creative output and provide a space for the watcher to use their own imagination to unravel and impart their meaning on the story

    The need to fast forward is stupid videos that could have been transcribed to text... either that or shit entertainment that isn't worth watching anyway.

  23. Wither Slashdot by Etcetera · · Score: 5, Informative

    30 comments and no one's brought up Blipverts yet? What is this world coming to... >.

    1. Re:Wither Slashdot by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      TV stations would speed up programs to insert more commercials.

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      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    2. Re:Wither Slashdot by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 4, Informative

      TV stations would speed up programs to insert more commercials.

      Would? They already DO!

    3. Re:Wither Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Stealth-linking to tvtropes.org in a thread about techniques to avoid wasting time and improve efficiency? Well played, sir.

    4. Re:Wither Slashdot by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      I was kinda speaking in the past tense. They've been doing it for over 40 years. Usually 10 -15%. Seven and a half is nothing.

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      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    5. Re:Wither Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really wish they'd bring Max Headroom back before Matt Frewer kicks the bucket. It would work so much better with the internet edge. And... Still no one has come up with a Max Headroom screensaver.

    6. Re:Wither Slashdot by safetyinnumbers · · Score: 1

      I only looked at the comments to check that someone had mentioned them.

    7. Re:Wither Slashdot by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Anyone who has figured out how to install a Chrome plugin to view at 1.5x speed has probably also figured out how to install uBlock, so maybe it's not an issue.

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    8. Re:Wither Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blipvert? WTF is that?

  24. Do you know what's even faster than 2x play? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reading! You only enjoy fast-playing video because people ramble on and on in web videos containing about as much information as two Twitter messages. Go read some old-school web pages dense with information. When you get used to that, there will be no speed at which web video is bearable anymore.

  25. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just No

  26. Audio Books by pr0t0 · · Score: 1

    I do this with audio books as standard practice. I'll typically increase the speed by 10-15%. That's fast enough to create a time savings, but not so fast as to make the book unpleasant. I can see the value in doing this with video, particularly since I'm usually binge-watching a show on Netflix when watching video.

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  27. "I hope you don't screw like you type." by geekmux · · Score: 1

    Yes, sadly enough, even sex won't get the attention it deserves from the Vine generation.

    Savor the moment will soon be an extinct concept, unworthy of understanding it's true value, all because it requires an attention span longer than a YouTube commercial.

    I wonder how actors will feel as they're turned into helium-charged muppets on speed. Soundtracks mutilated by the FF button. The entire point of suspense and drama in a musical score deflated.

    And we thought Photoshop was a shitty representation of real life...

    1. Re:"I hope you don't screw like you type." by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      It's a good point. It's somewhat akin to reading the "Cliffs Notes" of a book. Sure, you find out what happened, but you miss the art that is presented.

      Granted, for a good deal of popular culture, "art" may be considered an overstatement.

    2. Re:"I hope you don't screw like you type." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re: "I hope you don't screw like you type." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One finger at a time with plenty of rubbing out?

  28. How fast can you watch? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    I can only do 1.77 on my VLC

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    “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    1. Re:How fast can you watch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait until you hit your 30's, kid. Even 1.5x will be too fast.

    2. Re:How fast can you watch? by gachunt · · Score: 1

      I'm turning 40 in a few months. 1.5x on VLC is minimum. 1.9x is usual. Took awhile to train myself to comprehend speech at that speed, but it is possible to gradually increase.

      Tip: Start with 1980s/1990s comedies. Cheers, Night Court and Seinfeld.

  29. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    Pitch correctors mostly remove the chipmunk effect.

    Even better, is a speech to text converter, so that I can just read the transcript.

    the point of entertainment for me is to enjoy a stretch of time, not to consume a quantity of media.

    Not all videos are about entertainment.

  30. Solution by fluffernutter · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I know a way that you can consume any content at the pace you want to. It's called READING. Maybe too many videos are being made when there should just be an article. Maybe kids aren't learning well enough how to skim for a topic or word and start reading from that point.

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    1. Re:Solution by gweihir · · Score: 2

      Naaa, that is old tech. Nobody in their right mind uses that today. It is sooo outdated and you need several years to learn how to do it too. And in addition, it requires you to think about it yourself because you have to reconstruct your own version of what is happening form a tiny, slow data-stream. And not only that, it may even require you to think about things because it does not show you everything. Thinking and understanding are skills that are fast becoming obsolete (just look at this story), and you do not want to be bogged down by old skills that nobody wants anymore, do you? It is really astonishing that "reading" ever had any people doing it by choice.

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    2. Re:Solution by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      How do you consume a beautiful piece of classical music by reading it?

    3. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You... You know you can read music... right?

  31. Attention span deficient by stevez67 · · Score: 1

    Guo needs to have their attention span broadened, and their choice of quality programming is also suspect.

  32. The author and sex by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the author thinks the faster he has sex the more partners he can have.

    1. Re:The author and sex by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Depends on if they talk to one another.

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  33. This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been using VLC to play podcasts and audiobooks at 1.5x for years. It's annoyingly frustrating how s-l-o-w-l-y most people talk.

    While I do watch most movies and TV shows at 1x the first time around, if it's formula stuff or something I'm rewatching, I prefer the option of bumping the playback rate up to 1.3x-1.5x, sometimes even 2x if it's something like an action movie with a few exciting bits inflated with fluff: zip through the fluff at 2x, drop to 1x for the action, then back up to 2x.

    Who gets paid to "research" obvious stuff like this that has years of history behind it? They might as well get a grant to study the wetness of water.

    1. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been using VLC to play podcasts and audiobooks at 1.5x for years. It's annoyingly frustrating how s-l-o-w-l-y most people talk.

      It is called enunciation.

    2. Re:This is news? by mwehle · · Score: 1

      Neil Postman counters that rather than the message the medium is in fact the metaphor.

      I just pulled my copy of The Medium is the Massage off the shelf, and note the subtitle is An Inventory of Effects. McLuhan and Postman are both worth reading, as are Robert Jensen and others.

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  34. Speeded up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I think the word you are looking for is "sped"

  35. mplayer by xkr47 · · Score: 1

    This has been available in the mplayer movie player at least since 2004: https://web.archive.org/web/20... (the speed_* commands) - and yes it's sweet.

  36. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Truth to be told I *hate* movies longer than 90 mins.

    I thought I was the only one. If I'm doing something else, it's not so bad, but to sit on my backside and watch a film for two hours?

    Okay, to be fair, even 90 minutes is pushing it for me. It's not so much that my attention span has got worse in recent years- it probably has- but that I realised I never really had the patience to sit down for an extended period and watch a film.

    So maybe it's just me... :-)

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  37. once again you are TOO SLOW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been doing that since the big rise of TPB/piracy in the early 00's with vlc.
    most shows can be at 1.33x no problem. many of the more boring or artifically stretched stuff can be at 1.5x+
    And the worst tier shit can be at 2x - 4x no problem. think 30 seconds of action scene that usually take 5 minutes

    even good stuff like game of thrones is 10% stuff you wanna hear and 90% long drawn out camera work.
    then you have things like mythbusters. 5 minutes of actual show and 40 minutes of filler.

  38. The General by Ecuador · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, there are good things that are better accelerated as well, and some silent movies come to mind. For example I was re-watching one of my favorite silent films, Buster Keaton's "The General" on DVD and I found out that PowerDVD (this was at around 2003) could play back 25% faster with sound, which made the film even funnier!

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    1. Re:The General by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      I was re-watching one of my favorite silent films, Buster Keaton's "The General" on DVD and I found out that PowerDVD (this was at around 2003) could play back 25% faster with sound, which made the film even funnier!

      That's also because The General is frankly one of the best movies of all time. It's fantastic. (Seriously, AFI listed it as #18 on its list of the best films of all time.) There are very few silent films on that list, and certainly none rival The General (except perhaps Chaplin's The Gold Rush).

      The real test would be to see whether speeding up would make Griffith's Intolerance seem less intolerably long....

    2. Re: The General by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Playing back a silent movie with sound is quite impressive in itself.

    3. Re:The General by dbIII · · Score: 1

      except perhaps Chaplin's The Gold Rush

      As an aside the scene where two men fighting over possession of a rifle while Chaplin's character is keeping out of the way has something like the world record for the number of takes of a scene before the final cut. Since Chaplin owned the studio and had a lot of cash in reserve at the time he could afford to keep on going until he saw it as perfect. It's scenes like that one that inspired Jackie Chan and some of his similarly ridiculously over the top long take fight scenes,

    4. Re: The General by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In a silent movie the actors are silent. There is a score playing in the background. You should watch a silent movie or two, the General is among the best.

    5. Re:The General by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      back when I was in med school we downloaded the lecture videos and I watched the key ones through on double speed the night before the exams, It forces you to concentrate more and really does engage you more. I think kids with adhd would benefit form this learning approach.

  39. Wow this Really Works!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was trying to watch "Voltron Legendary Defender" but it was sooooo slow it takes sooooo long to get to any of the good parts. Watching it as x2 is amazing. I am getting through the episodes very quickly and it is much more enjoyable. What a great idea!!!! Thanks!

  40. What are you watching by MrKaos · · Score: 2

    If the story is so disengaging that you want to speed it up then it says a lot about the story and character development. Sounds to me like it is the same thing wrapped up in "different" shows. Once you realize that all the story does is climb up and down Maslow's hierarchy of needs over and over they all become very predictable.

    Personally I prefer a good story told well that is engaging enough to not want to slow it down, I am just looking for some down time. On the other hand my friend's autistic son watches up to five videos all at the same time, so maybe he can see these shows in another way, i.e. the same story with lots of different pictures all at once.

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  41. Blipverts here we come! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  42. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by WarJolt · · Score: 1

    Exactly. I love watching online educational videos in FFW. Makes an hour video into a 30 minute breeze.

  43. A new triumph for stupidity by gweihir · · Score: 1

    It is _entertainment_! Making it last shorter is about the most stupid thing you can do with it. If you think it wastes your time, then do without it in the first place.

    The heights of stupidity some people can reach is truly astonishing.

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  44. One of the benefits of reading by lazlo · · Score: 2

    I've always felt like one of the big advantages reading has over other sorts of media is that it's intrinsically rate-limited. The problem with this technology (and it's a problem that might be overcome at some point) is that it's not dynamic. There are some times, in some shows, where I *do* want to speed it up without losing information, while there are other times when I need to pause and say "WTF just happened, and how does it relate to everything else int the show, or the universe, or my life, or what have you?"

    To me, this seems like it might be an evolution of fast-forward. Traditional fast-forward cut out sound, so if you were information-input-starved, that was actually a worse option. I've tried video time-compression, and it didn't work well for me, but I think that's more likely because it was all-or-nothing and was still at a fixed rate that might not be exactly right. Maybe what's needed is a button that says "for the next N seconds (maybe 15?), accelerate slowly, then decelerate back to normal speed", and you can hit that button at a rate that lets you process what you're seeing at a comfortable rate. Of course, the problem with a button like that is that it would completely tear marriages asunder and generally make watching video with company torture for most of the people watching. You'd have to adopt a paradigm like hiking, where the leader should be the slowest person, so as to make sure no one is left behind. And I can think of few party games less fun than "give the remote to the slowest thinker".

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    1. Re:One of the benefits of reading by rizole · · Score: 2

      And I can think of few party games less fun than "give the remote to the slowest thinker".

      We tried this game and now we have to leave Europe. Worst party eva, don't recommend it.

    2. Re:One of the benefits of reading by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      I've always felt like one of the big advantages reading has over other sorts of media is that it's intrinsically rate-limited. .

      It's not for some people. I have a friend whose wife reads sci fi novels and she can easily read 100-200 pages a night. She finishes books in a few days. I have no idea what her retention is though. It could be that if you quizzed her a week later she wouldn't remember anything except the most basic overview of the plot. My experience is that speed readers always claim that they retain more than people who read at normal rates do, but I'm not so sure.

      I suppose this kind of TV watching is inevitable. Too many of what people call the must see shows are now pushing an hour in length. I don't watch in double speed but I have to draw the line at picking up new shows if they are an hour long. People are all the time asking me if watch stuff like Game Of Thrones and I don't. Don't have HBO. Don't have the time for any more 1 hour shows. Maybe if all these shows everybody raves about weren't always an hour long I could watch more of them.

      As far as "Modern Family" goes, all I can say is TV critics, Emmy voters and I have a different opinion of it than those who bashed it. Maybe the haters aren't smart enough to get the jokes.

    3. Re:One of the benefits of reading by boarder8925 · · Score: 1

      Maybe what's needed is a button that says "for the next N seconds (maybe 15?), accelerate slowly, then decelerate back to normal speed", and you can hit that button at a rate that lets you process what you're seeing at a comfortable rate.

      Reminds me of what George Miller did in Mad Max: Fury Road last year. If he felt a part was moving too quick to be understood, he slowed down the framerate. If he felt a part was too slow or too obvious, he'd speed up the framerate.

      Granted, that's not user interaction, but there are people thinking about it. It's also easier to get away with in Fury Road because there's so little dialogue, and the film is designed to be understood visually.

    4. Re:One of the benefits of reading by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      "My experience is that speed readers always claim that they retain more than people who read at normal rates do, but I'm not so sure."

      Well... I can only speak from experience and that is that, past a certain point, retention goes to the shitter. I used to re-read books and when I encountered "new stuff" on a re-read (not just a little dialogue I'd forgotten, but obvious and plot significant things) I realized something was wrong. The other part was reading ~2ppm is just too damned fast. If you can read a novel in an hour or two then you don't get much overall enjoyment out of it -- you're off hungry for the next thing. So I deliberately slowed my reading down. More to extend enjoyment than improve retention (when reading non-entertainment it is a completely different approach for me).

      There are "speed reading" classes that are supposed to improve throughput while increasing retention. I've never felt the need to take one, but have always suspected that they were just training on skimming. The only time I speed read any more is for skimming. That I can do *very* quickly and while there is no retention (let alone comprehension), I can pattern match. That is, focus on finding one of a few keywords. Hit on that, stop there and actually read. Maybe not slow & retain reading, but at least comprehend speed. If it is what I was after, read that, otherwise go back to skimming. Is it perfect? No, I can miss key words if I hit "stupid fast". And there's no real point on digital media (use the search function). But for technical reading it can be quite helpful, particularly when the authors couldn't be bothered to include an index and there isn't an overall structure that can be leveraged.

  45. Tells more about our kind of entertainment by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    It seems that these people think that most of our movies and shows are filler and only a few interesting bits exist that they actually want to see.

    And bluntly, with the average action movie, you could easily cut it by about 80% and not miss anything important.

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    1. Re:Tells more about our kind of entertainment by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      That is the gist of a review of Independence Day that I just watched on youtube. Skip the movie, watch the trailer.

  46. NO, The problem is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not really. The problem is what you are watching is plain old crap and not worth watching. You're wasting time watching it because you haven't found anything better in your lonely existence then watching Hollywood crap.

  47. To be fair, but then on the other hand... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    I've found that many of the recent "blockbuster" action movies (and not so recent, like Matrix {2,3}) are filled with filler and skimming loses nothing. How many people got bored 1/3 into any of the major action sequences in these movies because they were repetitious and/or added nothing to the story?

    Certainly there are parts of TV episodes, movies, and books that can easily be skipped w/o losing anything important, but other parts may (should) have more to them than just the words spoken and actions taken and (hopefully) those other attributes add to the meaning and experience. Those things are probably lost when skimming. The experience is more - should be more - than just the verbal information. Jeff Guo needs to cut back on the caffeine, work on his attention span and learn that "smelling the roses" is about more than just smelling roses.

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  48. Not news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Cut to the chase" is a phrase I've heard since at least 25 years ago.

  49. T.V. News by jabberw0k · · Score: 1

    I watch the news at 125% of normal speed... Doesn't change the content one bit.

    There's no news in that "news" anyway.

  50. Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watch the show instead of going on facebook every five minutes insteadon your phone. This is why those people get lost or bored.

  51. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by TopShelf · · Score: 1

    Agreed on entertainment, but for informational videos, a bit of a speed-up is really handy. The Team Treehouse site has nice material, and when you speed up the videos to 1.5x or so, you really feel like you're moving along.

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  52. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1
    I remember when this technology was introduced in the 1980's in order to cram more tv commercials into a two hour long tv slot. There was public outcry on the defacing movies as art to increase profits.

    I didn't have a tv, but read bit on this (I was interested in the technology). So guess now public sentiment has flipped 180degrees? See, the advertisers really do know what's be for people in the long run. MTV did a great job in decreasing people's attention spans and therefor incapable of understanding bigger concepts, problems and solutions. Brave New world

  53. Requires too much attention? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I watch media I am constantly doing something else, or thinking about something unrelated to the show. Maybe I watch a show faster, but at the same time do I miss out on my extra thoughts, maybe I don't even get the time to think critically about what is happening as it happens.

  54. Better For Audio Books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've slowly transitioned from TV to audio books. Lots of random informational ones, story lines I like, and the book versions of popular TV shows (the books have always been far better). But audio books are so slow. I don't know why, but they're unbearable slow to me. I listen while doing chores and eating dinner and I regularly increase speed by 200-250% and can still follow everything.

    I use Rockbox as customized firmware for my old MP3 player and there is little distortion for some of the readers. Sadly as cell phones have taken over MP3 players Rockbox is dying and I don't think there's any apps that can replace its feature set. Any suggestions for a good audio book player app that auto-corrects speed distortions?

  55. Accelerated video is a must for online coursework. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Accelerated and rewindable video is a must for online course-ware lectures. When I participated in MIT's first online course, 6.002x (Circuits and Electronics), I found the lectures by Anant Agarwal thoroughly excellent, but I still sped them up to cruise through the parts I got right away, and slowed down or rewound the parts that needed some extra thought. All in all, I spent about half the time on the lecture videos that real time viewing would have required, and that allowed me to concentrate on learning. It helped me earn a perfect score in the class (along with the inspiring lectures).

    Wish I had had that as a college student, it would have made a big difference. If I could have had that capability in university with a live instructor, it would have made the learning process much faster, or allowed me to take in significantly more material. It's more like what happens in a one-on-one tutor situation. The learning is paced to each student.

    In conclusion, recorded lectures have real advantages versus a live lecture in a learning environment.

  56. 1.2-1.5x on everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Been watching things accelerated for at least 15 years now. You get used to it, for sure. I don't impose my habits on other people so I'll watch things at normal speed with guests and go to theaters, both of which are fine. Mostly, I watch TV shows to avoid making people feel awkward around me at work; I don't bother with sports because the highlight reel has enough in it. I'd be happy just reading, but such is not the culture in which we live.

  57. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by vux984 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not all videos are about entertainment.

    Bingo. If its NOT entertainment, I'd rather not watch it at all, and just read a transcript.

    The only reason I fast forward video is that it has shitty information density, and 99.9% of all video is extremely poorly bookmarked to facilitate you getting to the part you want.

    For example, youtube... you find an album, and then there are usually time code links to each track.

    All instructional, walkthru, tutorial, informational, educational etc videos should have that list:

    0:00 - pointless intro
    0:15 - i introduce myself for far too long
    1:35 - i introduce the topic for far too long
    2:54 - i chatter about something and irrelevant
    3:05 - this is what you came to see
    3:17 - i chatter about my other videos
    5:02 - something else random
    5:20 - pointless outtro

    Then i can click on the 5th link, watch 20 seconds and move on. Better still would be a transcript under each section, so if I get what i need from skimming the transcript, I don't even need to watch the video.

    Better still, lose the rest of video elements entirely, and replace with a brief text. And only have the 20 second clip that I might need.

  58. This is a fix for Hollywood problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The problem here is that the vast majority of TV that comes out of Hollywood has been stretched out far beyond the the length of time they have story for. They take 9 or 10 episodes worth of storyline and feel the need to stretch it out to 23 episodes presumably so they can sell more advertising space. The result is the glacially slow pace that needs senselessness violence to make it feel like something is actually happening. I'd challenge anyone who thinks speeding up improves TV to watch Orphan Black (BBC America) or the original British version of House of Cards (although the HBO version is pretty good too) at high speed and see if they can actually follow the subtleties of what is going on. Same for most European drama serials as they make them as long as they have storyline for not what fits into the space available to maximise profit.

    1. Re: This is a fix for Hollywood problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I meant the Netflix version of HoC.

    2. Re:This is a fix for Hollywood problem. by russotto · · Score: 1

      Sorry, depending on the episode, Orphan Black can have a LOT of filler. As can US House of Cards. But I agree the problem is that not enough editing is being done.

  59. Whatever happened to Andre the Giant's posse? by tepples · · Score: 1

    OBEY.

    Whom? I thought Andre the Giant didn't have a posse anymore since he died back in 1993.

    Happiness is slavery.

    Fans of closed platforms like iOS and game consoles would agree.

    1. Re:Whatever happened to Andre the Giant's posse? by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 4, Informative

      Happiness is slavery.

      Fans of closed platforms like iOS and game consoles would agree.

      Do you realize that just a hundred and fifty years we abolished actual slavery, fighting an incredibly bloody war in the process, where one person could own another person as actually property? Yes, I like open platforms too, but damn, if my Xbox gets all tyranical-like, I can throw it in the garbage and stop paying Microsoft $60 a year. Let's not get carried away with hyperbole.

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    2. Re:Whatever happened to Andre the Giant's posse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And we can collectively decide to secede, such as the Brexit and now other countries contemplating exiting the EU.

  60. Jaded pirate agrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With an entire planet's worth of English (+bad French/Spanish/Japanese/Mandarin) content to choose from, I rarely find more than 2 hours a week of mainstream content worth watching - including movies.

    Xrobots gets more of my attention than all of the inane shit produced by Hollywood/HBO/BBC combined.

  61. uhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > How many Slashdot readers are already watching speeded-up videos?

    could you repeat that, a little slower please?

  62. Netflix doesn't need plugin +- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least in a Windows 8.1 tablet I have connected to a TV.. In IE11 just hit + for faster - for slower... Works quite fell.. I use IE because it's builtin html5 player requires fewer system resources.

  63. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I only read your last paragraph

  64. Onion article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of the supporting claims quoted are so spurious as to be laughable.

    ["I quickly discovered that acceleration makes viewing more pleasurable. "Modern Family" played at twice the speed is far funnier -- the jokes come faster and they seem to hit harder. I get less frustrated at shows that want to waste my time with filler plots or gratuitous violence. The faster pace makes it easier to appreciate the flow of the plot and the structure of the scenes." ]

    Seems like an onion article to me but the original article link is to the Washington Post.

  65. Alfred Hitchcock by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

    Alfred Hitchcock was known as the "master of suspense" precisely because he avoided chopping the scene to pieces with a million different camera angles.

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    1. Re:Alfred Hitchcock by destinyland · · Score: 1

      > Alfred Hitchcock was known as the "master of suspense" precisely because he avoided chopping the scene to pieces with a million different camera angles.

      I was all set to argue with this. ("Then how do you explain the shower scene in Psycho?") But actually, yeah, it's preceded by a long, slow, continuous take of the door to the bathroom opening. And for that matter, there's that whole long scene in "The Man Who Knew Too Much" where the orchestra keeps playing, slowly, slowly, and there's tension pretty much because the scene is dragging on...

    2. Re:Alfred Hitchcock by samwichse · · Score: 1

      How about Hitchcock's Rope? The whole thing is shot in long scenes to the point they used movable walls that moved rolled out of the way while they panned the camera.

      The entire movie is almost 2 hours, but consists of only 10 takes. Shameless Wikipedia copypasta:

      ********SPOILER ALERT STOP READING IF YOU DON'T WANT ANY PLOT HINTS**********

      Segment Length Time-code Start Finish
      1 09:34 00:02:30 Close-up (CU), strangulation Blackout on Brandon's back
      2 07:51 00:11:59 Black, pan off Brandon's back CU Kenneth: "What do you mean?"
      3 07:18 00:19:45 Unmasked cut, men crossing to Janet Blackout on Kenneth's back
      4 07:08 00:27:15 Black, pan off Kenneth's back CU Phillip: "That's a lie."
      5 09:57 00:34:34 Unmasked cut, CU Rupert Blackout on Brandon's back
      6 07:33 00:44:21 Black, pan off Brandon's back Three shot
      7 07:46 00:51:56 Unmasked cut, Mrs. Wilson: "Excuse me, sir." Blackout on Brandon
      8 10:06 00:59:44 Black, pan off Brandon CU Brandon's hand in gun pocket
      9 04:37 01:09:51 Unmasked cut, CU Rupert Blackout on lid of chest
      10 05:38 01:14:35 Black, pan up from lid of chest End of film

  66. Sports video timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have thought about this for American football games. Sure, there's the 3.5hr live version. Later, there could be the 2hr version without commercials. I thought a 30 minute version with just the plays would be great. NFL rewind does that now. We also have the 30 second version with just highlights on ESPN.
    But what if we could get people's reactions to their DVR -- then you could selectively slow or speed up the game by showing the parts that others (with DVRs that don't mind someone watching what they watch ) deem important. Then you could have a 4 or 10 minute version -- however much time you want to spend on that event.

  67. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2

    Totally agree, which is why I'll read/skim a dozen text pages before clicking on a YouTube "HowTo" that is clearly labeled as being "exactly what I'm looking for."

    Once in a great while, it's nice to kick back and watch somebody do a technical walkthrough of something I'm interested in... I especially like the tools demonstrations where they take you through from ground zero through getting all the tools you need, showing you how the tools are used, and completely doing the job on the video - this could be for cars, software tools, construction, or whatever. But, that's mostly for entertainment, when I'm actually doing the job, a page of procedural text is usually more useful than 30 minutes of instructional/demonstration video.

  68. If you focus on quality rather than quantity... by golgotha007 · · Score: 2

    ...you might learn something new about yourself.

  69. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by Deep+Esophagus · · Score: 1

    Yes, exactly.

    Personally, I don't like the acceleration very much unless I can get captioning to work at the accelerated speeds (works great on my Roku; on DVDs not so much). Instead I just fast-forward through the predictable boring scenes -- skip 5 minutes of scenic driving here, 2 minutes of overhead establishing shot there, 10 minutes of chopsocky fight scene, upwards of 15 minutes of characters agonizing over some trivial emotional trainwreck that doesn't advance the plot... I can easily see a movie or TV episode in half the production time just by skipping past the filler scenes that I don't care about.

    You know what would be a hugely profitable business? Providing TL;DR (or is that TL;DW) truncated versions of movies.

  70. Ffwd by bestweasel · · Score: 1

    I once saw a film about a woman in some austere religious community who had an affair. It was very slow and dull but it was in Danish or something which meant it had subtitles, so it was much improved by watching it at 8x speed. I might use the same technique if I ever have to watch Lost In Translation again.

  71. Enjoy paintings as well! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can also do Louvre exhibition round under 5 minutes, if you program a script that flashes photographs of those paintings at your eye 20 images per second.

  72. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    Bingo. If its NOT entertainment, I'd rather not watch it at all, and just read a transcript.

    Say that you're watching a video on oil painting techniques. I don't think you would get the full effect of just reading the transcript.

  73. Bad precedent: by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    My wife watched porn at double speed, and got mad at me because I cannot jizz fast enough. Now she watches it backwards and gets mad that I cannot clean up like they do.

  74. Is The Future Of Television Watching on Fast-Forwa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    probably if you have the attention span of a hamster

  75. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by vux984 · · Score: 1

    I don't think you would get the full effect of just reading the transcript.

    Yes. In some cases watching the video helps. If you'd actually read my post, you'd realize that i not only acknowledged that, but suggested that a much better presentation of that sort of material might be text interspersed with short video clips.

  76. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mostly speed up my lecture videos. Depending on the speaker, some videos are greatly improved.

  77. WTF? by m76 · · Score: 1

    They think of this as a race or what? I watch entertainment for the enjoyment of it. Not for the sake of consuming the most in the least amount of time. IF something is boring then I don't watch it simple as that.

    A few days ago I watched Hardcore Henry, imagine that at double speed. These people are crazy.

  78. The real content by pmontra · · Score: 1

    Fast forward any shooting/fighting scene in a superheroes/transformers/action movie and you get the five minutes with the actual plot.

  79. who watches TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TV is really hard to watch if you have not watched it in a while. The commercials are exceedingly high compared to ads on online content. And the "local content" usually consists of hearing 5 second teasers about something interesting on the x-oclock news, every 10 minutes, then when x-oclock comes, the interesting news is only 5 seconds.

    And for online "TV":
    Netflix: nothing to watch. If you like HBO-style dramas I guess you may like house of cards of something. but the selection is poor on Netflix, Amazon, Hulu. Even if you combine them, still nothing.

  80. Done it all the time at my university by zopper · · Score: 1

    No, thank you. I have enough of double-speed from watching courses records before exams. True, it made many of the lecturers to finally speak like a normal human, but still...

  81. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ideally, people want to do things on their terms. Some like it, some do not. The pacing of many TV shows and movies is very, very poor and speedups to a subtle degree help mitigate that. People these days pirate, Netflix, or YouTube, none of which have intermission ads, thus it's not being done for the sake of profit.

  82. Re: most people already prefer listening to accel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And I hate movies shorter than 90 minutes. To each their own.

  83. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by Malc · · Score: 1

    Personally, I don't need to consume entertainment at high speed, the point of entertainment for me is to enjoy a stretch of time, not to consume a quantity of media.

    Me too, but I've noticed starting especially 10 years ago that a lot of the more TV (especially reality shows) has reduced the amount of content without reducing the runtime. Think: repetitive long lingering shots on people's pensive faces in an amateurish attempt to create suspense. It just comes across as cheap TV, but then I don't suppose this is what you personally are thinking of when you want to sit down to watch some entertainment.

  84. Short attention span? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the fix! I can listen to anything at higher speed while retaining quality, and does NOT change the pitch. YouTube, Netflix, lectures on EdX, what did I do without this? This will save me weeks per year... (80's music sounds good again at 1.2x -1.3x ... lol PLUS TedTalks are just so much more interesting this way!)

    "While one might expect speeding up to reduce comprehension, Herb Friedman says that "Experiments have shown that the brain works most efficiently if the information rate through the ears--via speech--is the "average" reading rate, which is about 200-300 wpm (words per minute), yet the average rate of speech is in the neighborhood of 100-150 wpm."

    From Audio time-scale/pitch modification - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audio_time-scale/pitch_modification

  85. get to the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is too much fluff and things that drag on that dont need to be.

    Make better content and get to the point.

  86. What's old is new again by hackertourist · · Score: 1

    This used to be quite common. Silent films were often played back at higher speed than they were recorded. The introduction of sound made that difficult: sped-up speech is funny for about 3 minutes, sped-up music just sounds horrible

  87. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Known as the Wadsworth constant. 30% of the first part of any informational video can be skipped.

  88. The Walking Dead - needs a speed up by bungo · · Score: 2

    I had some time in hospital, so I bought the first 4 seasons of The Walking dead and watched them through.

    I watched the first season in real time, that was ok. For the second season, things just went too slowly, so I watched it on 2x.

    After that, I watched all of the remaining series in 2x. Far better pacing. I know that the show likes to set the atmosphere and be slow, but it was too slow for me. At 2x speed, it was perfect.

    Occasionally, I had to go back and watch a scene in normal speed again, but that wasn't too often.

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    1. Re:The Walking Dead - needs a speed up by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Here's a tip if you ever find yourself watching a 24 box set.

      1) Watch the first episode.
      2) Watch all the "previously on 24" bits from the 3rd episode to the penultimate episode (optional: watch the 12th and 13th episodes in full. There's usually a bigger cliffhanger or a nuclear bomb explodes or something)
      3) Watch the last episode.

      Done in about a 10th of the time!

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  89. easier solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just watch the extended promo. Takes 3 minutes to watch an entire show.

  90. Just wait till you find out about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ....movies and shows made DECADES ago. Did you know John Wayne is dead, yet you still see him talking on screen? Freaky.

  91. go watch some 60-70-80's show by sad_ · · Score: 1

    and then complain about the lack of pace in todays series.

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  92. In Europe most of us did already by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

    In Europe, the standard for video is PAL, which is 25/50 Hz. The standard for film is 24 Hz.
    As a result, when it came to video, most movies were sped up 25/24 to match the standard. This kind of manipulation is becoming obsolete now that TVs can work at the proper refresh rate.
    A 1.04x speed up is probably not what the author had in mind but it is still a speed up.

  93. No, it isn't "the future" by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    The average American watches three hours of TV each day, and researchers have found that most people already prefer listening to accelerated speech.

    They might have preferred it for the 1 minute they spent listening to it with the researcher. I mean, it's obvious, innit - faster is better!

    But then people also "prefer" loud music over quieter music, which is why we have highly compressed music thanks to the loudness war.

    I watched a few episodes of Smallville at 1.25x to save time. Then I thought: if I'm so unimpressed by it that I can't be bothered to sit down and watch it at the speed it's meant to be watched, maybe it's just not that good enough to watch at all.

    If your time is that precious, just look a movie up on moviepooper and be done with it.

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  94. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    Yes, but when the oil painting instructional video cuts away from showing painting to show you three cute squirrel babies that the artist is raising, that's content that could be more efficiently presented.

  95. Timing and Tempo in Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember a documentary about Chuck Jones (Looney Tunes) and his careful use of timing. Thinking about that helped me realize that timing and tempo are tools that a skillful artist can use to very good effect. (Other well-timed videos that come to mind are Fargo, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Kill Bill.) I think timing and tempo are critical parts of a very well-told story. And of course in media like music, timing and tempo are critical.

    But watching a desert predator being repeatedly hurt by an anvil or TNT is not really watching a good story. But it's the TELLING of that story that makes Road Runner brilliant, and that includes the timing and tempo.

    In other instances, the story itself is compelling (thinking of some documentaries), but the TELLING of the story is either poorly done or not important. Probably these can be helped by fast-forward consumption.

    For informational-only media, firehose = good.

  96. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TL;DR

  97. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by Deagol · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the dramatic montage sickness that infects otherwise decent shows. I'm convinced many montages with pop music are more about tossing fresh musical talent onto the wall to see what sticks more than anything.

    Then you've got the signature Abrams Montage which pointlessly amps up drama in shows like LOST and Fringe or movies like his Trek reboots.

  98. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hear, hear!

    A couple years ago I watched a webinar video file speeded up... so much BS, story-telling, promo, and filler in that thing, and maybe 5-10 minutes of real information. Thank the gods I didn't have to suffer thru that in real time.

  99. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting, I consider any movie shorter than 90 minutes rubbish, it's usually low budget crap, if they manage to get it past 90 minutes it's usually a little better quality.

  100. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by Drethon · · Score: 1

    This ^. Most of the time I listen to TV it is background noise while I work on a project. I don't want to have to concentrate full time on the TV. When I'm not working on a project, I usually just want to relax and not think that hard.

  101. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

    It is not just you, and it's a huge reason why my wife and I rarely even go to the theater anymore. There are lots of other reasons such as the high cost, but honestly it's so much nicer to just get the Blu Ray and watch it on my big TV where I can pause it, stop it to watch the rest later, etc.

  102. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by pr0fessor · · Score: 2

    Even a 30 minute TV show episode ends up being 15 or 16 minutes after you cut out the commercials and the opening and closing credits.

    I don't watch in fast forward I just skip the intros, credits, commercials and keep half my time.

  103. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

    When you cut out the commercials, opening, and closing credits on a tv episode you have already cut out the majority of filler and nearly half the run time.

  104. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TL;DR

  105. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

    Sometimes when I get to the end of a movie I feel like the plot didn't develop then was cut short or that there was information inferred but never related leaving a hole. Three hour movies like the postman or braveheart are just too long although I still liked them, they may have been better broken up into multiple episodes maybe like a trilogy.

  106. Panasonic DVD player 40% speed up by Ted+Stoner · · Score: 1

    My only experience with accelerated video is with my old Panasonic DVD player. It has an option to speed up by 40%. I have used that on many movies or videos that are only moderately interesting. Also great for speeding up old historical documentaries with slow-talking old men. It doesn't work for everything, but the time saving is awesome.

    Unfortunately these days most of my video watching is via crappy streaming h/w and s/w in my Sony Blu-Ray player (Netflix mostly). No acceleration options there. Heck you can't even do intelligent pause/rewind due to long lags and delays.

    For TV my PVR acceleration consists of fast forwarding over commercials plus occasional FF over boring scenes and credits.

  107. Might not notice 10% - 15% speedup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the pitch-correction I've found I can watch videos at only around +10% to +15% before it becomes permanently noticeable. At those speeds I only notice the difference for a minute or two and then my brain tunes it out and it just seems normal. Above that speed and I'm continually aware that I'm viewing something at the wrong speed. (Audiobooks, on the other hand, I can often run at +25% and still have it seem normal). It's not a lot, but I suppose on a Netflix binge even a 10% savings could add up to hours saved.

  108. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by Jhon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    " Instead I just fast-forward through the predictable boring scenes -- skip 5 minutes of scenic driving here, 2 minutes of overhead establishing shot there, 10 minutes of chopsocky fight scene, upwards of 15 minutes of characters agonizing over some trivial emotional trainwreck that doesn't advance the plot... I can easily see a movie or TV episode in half the production time just by skipping past the filler scenes that I don't care about."

    Isn't that akin to looking at a piece of art, say the Mona Lisa, but at postage stamp size?

    Don't get me wrong -- you are entitled to watch a movie any way you want. I'll continue watching TV/Movies as they were intended rather than some self-imposed cliff's notes version.

    BTW, I feel the same way about books. I have what I call a few "useless superpowers". One of which is an ability to read incredibly fast. I have found that if I slow down my reading to that of the spoken word I ENJOY the material much much more. Passages which would MAYBE get me to smile reading at full speed will get a loud belly laugh. The downside is I finish a book in 20 hours vs. 30 mins -- I can live with that. It's about ENJOYING the material -- not how fast I can get through it.

  109. Limited usefulness by aron1231 · · Score: 1

    I can only see this being useful if watching tutorials, documentaries or other "learning" videos where the point is gathering information, not enjoyment.

    As others have stated, if I watch something on TV, I want to relax and enjoy it, and increasing the tax on my brain has the opposite effect.

    I also make it a point to not watch so much TV/video that this makes much of a difference (in time spent/saved). Perhaps some people watch that much video - in that case I would suggest some life-balance and perspective.

  110. Re: most people already prefer listening to accel by Jhon · · Score: 1

    "And I hate movies shorter than 90 minutes. To each their own."

    Depends on the movie. While still dating my now wife, she talked me in to seeing The English Patient. About 90 mins in I look at my watch and sigh with relief -- 'it's almost over'. Oh, how wrong I was.

  111. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by aron1231 · · Score: 1

    I guess everyone is different. If I'm really into the movie I almost always think it was too short.

  112. Holy Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ADD generation has grown up and they can't pay attention long enough to watch a TV show uninterrupted. God help us all.

  113. speeded up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus christ you illiterate fuckwit editors. Do your job.

  114. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To each their own, I guess. There are some things I want to watch and soak up - maybe a marathon sitting of Star Wars (4,5,6 only) or the LoTR trilogy for example. On the flip-side, if I'm binge-watching a new series or playing catch-up, I'll watch accelerated. My wife just got me hooked, after 6 years, on GoT. Got caught up on the whole 50 hours of the first 5 seasons by watching it on double-speed during my morning workouts.

  115. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Bingo. If its NOT entertainment, I'd rather not watch it at all, and just read a transcript.

    The only reason I fast forward video is that it has shitty information density, and 99.9% of all video is extremely poorly bookmarked to facilitate you getting to the part you want.

    For example, youtube... you find an album, and then there are usually time code links to each track.

    All instructional, walkthru, tutorial, informational, educational etc videos should have that list:

    0:00 - pointless intro 0:15 - i introduce myself for far too long 1:35 - i introduce the topic for far too long 2:54 - i chatter about something and irrelevant 3:05 - this is what you came to see 3:17 - i chatter about my other videos 5:02 - something else random 5:20 - pointless outtro

    You have some excellent points. It's important to remember that most of thee people are amateurs and just posting to try to help others. Some times a shaky phone camera, sometimes an ego trip. I don't care a huge amount since I'm after the info, not much else.

    As well, communication skills are a gift, and some folks never seem to get them.

    I do instructional videos deling with computers and Software defined radio, and often instruct people to pause on occasion in order to carry out the instructions.

    But the intros should be short, I never introduce myself except in some text in the title - what is the point of that? I'm an ugly fuck, and doing this to help, not salve my ego. I try to keep everything as short as possible, except for the credits, because there are often a lot of people to thank, and by that time, people with short attention spans are long gone.

    Also the final point is that when all the criticisms of a video are compiled, someone has a complaint about every second of them, so you have to develop a thick skin in such matters.

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  116. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Bingo. If its NOT entertainment, I'd rather not watch it at all, and just read a transcript.

    Say that you're watching a video on oil painting techniques. I don't think you would get the full effect of just reading the transcript.

    I've also found that in dealing with software instructional, it helps to actually see the menus that you have to go through. I'll say and illustrate Third menu item from the left, Fifth item down while it's on the screen. Well versed people won't need that, but then agin, they probably don't need the video in the first place

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  117. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This only emphasizes his point!

  118. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Yes, but when the oil painting instructional video cuts away from showing painting to show you three cute squirrel babies that the artist is raising, that's content that could be more efficiently presented.

    But that is when you make a clear and concise video that only has the relevent parts and no more.

    These jerks that take their own free time to try to help people will then go away.

    I have different standards for professional videos and some backyard mechanic with a handheld explaining how to change out the DISA valve on a BMW.

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    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  119. No by camazotz · · Score: 1

    I couldn't even make it through the initial sample in the WaPo article. If I had to watch television at that speed, then I simply wouldn't watch television.

  120. Depends by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    It depends on why you're watching in the first place. If you're trying to cram your entertainment into the smallest timeslice possible, either because you're low on free time, or high on ADD, then go for it. But if the point is to enjoy the presentation or to kill some time, then why speed-up? You've only decreased the amount of time you can enjoy the show, or increased your work in finding something else to occupy your time. And if the point is just to get caught up on the plot, then why watch at all? Just read the summaries online in 1/60th of the time it takes to watch an episode. Pleasurable events -- whether it's eating, or sex, or watching a show -- can be completed very quickly, but many people would argue, myself included, that it detracts from the experience and lowers appreciation rather than enhancing it.

  121. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    Totally different standards for homebrew - I was just making fun of classic Bob Ross stuff... I guess PBS was the closest thing to homebrew back in that day.

    We bought an old Mercedes W220, and the homebrew maintenance videos for that thing on YouTube just blow me away, literally tell and show you the whole process from start to finish - a completely professionally produced video, with a focus on brevity and clarity, might only be 20% shorter - and these guys are still showing themselves having a beer when it's over (or in the middle, when necessary.)

  122. Here we go... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the already-miniscule attention span becomes even shorter.

    Idiots.

  123. Baseball games would take by fropenn · · Score: 1

    about 4 minutes if you just showed the action. But, then again, baseball is about more than just the "action." It's about the act of being in the moment, in the game, as a player or spectator. So reducing it just to the action (hitting, running, etc.) fundamentally changes what the event means in the first place. But, hey, I get 3 hours and 56 minutes of my life back, too!

  124. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by barc0001 · · Score: 1

    Honestly for me it's a bit of both. I want to watch a few shows I am following, but I also have other things to do so if I can catch up with my watching and spend less time doing it, this sounds like a good thing to me.

  125. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by Dogtanian · · Score: 2

    Got caught up on the whole 50 hours of the first 5 seasons by watching it on double-speed during my morning workouts.

    I taped a 20-minute workout and played it back at high speed on my machine so it only took ten minutes. I got a great workout.

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  126. What a sad indictment of our society today by NoSalt · · Score: 0

    I don't watch a television show to power through it so I can get on to the next task in my life. I watch a television show to slow down and relax for a while. How sad is it that people feel this way. Life is getting too busy and full as it is without trying to fast-forward your leisure time.

  127. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by caseih · · Score: 1

    I take it you don't listen to podcasts at all. Almost all pod cast listeners listen at 1.2 to 1.5x playback speed. And no, there's no chipmunk effect these days!

    Also, most youtube videos let you speed up playback in the browser the same way, though I always watch youtube with mpv and speed it up with the "]" key.

  128. History Channel - Repetitive Content Edits? by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    I've noticed that there is a LOT of repetition of content in History channel content. Don't laugh, but Ancient Aliens, The Curse of Oak island, etc. all feature at least 6 repeated graphics per episode, and in the same context each time. I'd almost pay for a channel to edit it down to the unique content. I bet there's only 15 minutes of original content per episode.

    In addition after every commercial, they repeat what they said before commercial.

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  129. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by Thatto · · Score: 1

    I am the opposite. Anything less than 90 minutes is a waste for me.

  130. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by brewthatistrue · · Score: 1

    > Isn't that akin to looking at a piece of art, say the Mona Lisa, but at postage stamp size?

    Movies will sometimes be released with both a theatrical cut and a director's cut.

    This is the viewer's cut.

    It may not match creative intent, but it's out of the creator's hands and should be left up to the viewer to decide.

  131. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by thoromyr · · Score: 1

    Absolute agreement on this. When I was younger I read fast. Not a novel in 30 minutes fast, but close enough. I also noticed that I wasn't enjoying the material as much. And, it really sucked to finish a whole series in a day -- then I had to find something new to read. Far better to read at a normal pace and *really* enjoy the same material over the course of a week.

    The other part of reading so quickly is retention. When you are blazing through material, comprehension and retention both suffer. Reading fast or skimming by themselves don't necessarily cause that, but taken to extremes they do.

  132. Video and Masturbation are now common by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I say with confidence that I like my video viewing like my masturbation. Slow and enjoying every minute.

  133. Too Fast by bobmajdakjr · · Score: 1

    Meanwhile, I am often annoyed by the current trend of YouTubers where they cut out all the breaths and pauses in speech for that neat hip jerk/cut effect. I also have been annoyed by shows like Family Guy because the characters interact so fast as if they already knew what the other character was going to say... something about the organics is lost.

  134. Full attention versus multi-tasking by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Much of the time when I "watch" tv I am doing something on the side like cooking or surfing the net. Fast forward would probably require my whole attention.

  135. Maybe the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the problem is that you are watching garbage?

  136. Simpsons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe that's part of the reason why the Simpsons are so successful. I often wish my TV had a slow-down button to catch all the subtle things.

  137. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by caution+live+frogs · · Score: 1

    To be fair, the Mona Lisa (a) isn't all that big to begin with, and (b) good luck getting within 10 yards of it thanks to the barrier, the crowds, and the thick yellowish bulletproof glass over the front... but yeah, I agree that cutting out a lot of the "irrelevant" stuff does take away from the purpose of watching the movie. If there's truly tons of useless filler, there are also tons of other (better) movies to watch instead.

  138. qualifiers by camazotz · · Score: 1

    I feel like all the comments could be parsed out better if people could identify if they are young or old first, and if they have ever been diagnosed with ADD, ADHD, or are somewhere on the autistic spectrum. Maybe also if you actually think (as the guy writing the original article did) that spoiling the end of a book somehow makes it better.

    Seriously....those saying they watched pretty much anything at greater than the intended speed are just freaking me out right now. I can't even conceive of why under any condition I would ever watch something like this; the enjoyment--the experience--would be destroyed by the accelerated playthrough.

    Quaifiers: I'm middle-aged and have never been diagnosed with any disorder. And I hate spoiling a book's ending; knowing the ending of a work of fiction usually leads to me putting the book down at that point.

  139. Re: most people already prefer listening to accele by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow! well said.

  140. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by doccus · · Score: 1

    Well, hey, that is PRECISELY what I do as well. I just don't have time for these *painfully slow to get to the point* interviewees who keep tripping over their tongues in those show dormats, and often documentaries are tedious as well.
    Movies, however, I totally enjoy at the correct speed. The exception is those 40s Bogey and Bacall films like the "Maltese Falcon" and "Casablanca", which they always broadcast sped (speeded?) up.. and for the longest time I always assumed they just talked that fast.. Until the remastered versions of these old classics came out. Colorized, even... Initially I rather liked these new (old) colorized and slowed down versions becauseI could finally understand what Peter Lorre was saying :-) and could make out the scenery even..Since then I've reverted to preferring the old B&W version as I like that old "film noir" effect - and it just don't feel right without the sped up "can I kill him now?" line ;-)

  141. Comedy Transcripts by dingleberrie · · Score: 1

    KnockKnockWhosThereHarryHarryWhoHarryUpAndFinishThisJoke

  142. Speed reading is bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you read an entire novel sized book in 30 minutes you will retain almost none of it. If you don't retain anything what was the point in reading in the first place?

    1. Re: Speed reading is bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same as any other type of entertainment, which if you're an avid reader you should know it used to be called diversion. The point is to waste time.

    2. Re:Speed reading is bullshit. by Jhon · · Score: 1

      I do retain quite a bit of it. It's the way my brain works. I'm not actually "speed reading". I just read and process what I'm reading that fast.

      Some of it has to do with some weird connection between my eyes and brain. I can look at a page -- literally a split second and I KNOW basically whats on the page. I couldn't quote anything but I could give a fairly accurate summary. Simply put, many, if not all of the prepositional phrases just pop in my head -- some other parts of speech, too. You'd be amazed how much a picture that information can paint that fast. This is *NOT* reading. I know what reading is and I'm not doing that. But this is in part why I can read so fast.

  143. Special snowflake by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

    This guy is nothing more than a retard with special snowflake syndrome.

  144. Been doing this with audiobooks forever by crankin · · Score: 1

    I listen to all my audiobooks at 1.5x speed. Doing this with video content sounds great, as long as it is comfortable.

  145. Re:most people already prefer listening to acceler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have done a few edX courses in the last 1 1/2 yrs and have sped most of them up. They provide a transcript which, together with the professor lecturing, allow me to read and listen at about the same speed-- 1.25 to 1.5 times the recorded rate. It depends on the professor as to how fast it can go.