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NASA's Juno Space Probe Enters Orbit Around Jupiter (cnn.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from CNN: NASA says it has received a signal from 540 million miles across the solar system, confirming its Juno spacecraft has successfully started orbiting Jupiter, the largest planet in our solar system. "Welcome to Jupiter!" flashed on screens at mission control at NASA's Jet Propulsion Lab in Pasadena, California. The probe had to conduct a tricky maneuver to slow down enough to allow it to be pulled into orbit: It fired its main engine for 35 minutes, effectively hitting the brakes to slow the spacecraft by about 1,212 miles per hour (542 meters per second). Juno was launched nearly five years ago on a mission to study Jupiter's composition and evolution. It's the first spacecraft to orbit Jupiter since Galileo. The largest planet in our solar system, Jupiter is a huge ball of gas 11 times wider than Earth and 300 times more massive than our planet. Researchers think it was the first planet to form and that it holds clues to how the solar system evolved. Juno is a spinning, robotic probe as wide as a basketball court. It will circle Jupiter 37 times for 20 months, diving down to about 2,600 miles (4,100 kilometers) above the planet's dense clouds. The seven science instruments on board will study Jupiter's auroras and help scientists better understand the planet's origins, structure, atmosphere and magnetosphere. An onboard color camera called JunoCam will take "spectacular close-up, color images" of Jupiter, according to NASA. Juno launched from Cape Canaveral on August 5, 2011, which is some 445 million miles (716 million kilometers) away from Jupiter. Juno has however traveled a total distance of 1,740 million miles (2,800 million kilometers) to reach Jupiter as it had to make a flyby of Earth to help pick up speed. "After a 1.7 billion mile journey, we hit our burn targets within one second, on a target that was just tens of kilometers large," said Nybakken, Juno Project Manger. "That's how well the Juno spacecraft performed tonight."

131 comments

  1. Jupiter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    'In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought... I must put a roof on this toilet."

          -- Bill Gates

    1. Re:Jupiter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the punchline to that joke was: "Someone has stolen my tent."

    2. Re:Jupiter by vittal · · Score: 1

      Umm, I think you mean Les Dawson, not Bill Gates.

    3. Re:Jupiter by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      Bill, thanks for your participation, but you could create an account, at least.

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    4. Re:Jupiter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I'm sure Bill Gates subscribes to the same school of insecure, petty narcissism that forces so many to post under registered accounts.

    5. Re:Jupiter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, today's the day that Andrew Hussie discovered Slashdot :)

    6. Re:Jupiter by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      You could at least get the source right?

      That quote is more reliably attributed to Les Dawson.
      http://www.brainyquote.com/quo...

      Bill Gates is not particularly famous for his deep thoughts nor bon mots.

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    7. Re:Jupiter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could at least get the source right?

      That quote is more reliably attributed to Les Dawson.
      http://www.brainyquote.com/quo...

      Bill Gates is not particularly famous for his deep thoughts nor bon mots.

      Of course he is. His last deep thought gave us Windows.

  2. Second sun by stealth_finger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't want to add too many basketball court sized objects. And leave Europa alone.

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    1. Re:Second sun by arth1 · · Score: 0

      Not having a single sports molecule in my body, I had no clue what they meant by "Juno is a spinning, robotic probe as wide as a basketball court."
      Why can't they use standard terms of measurement like 1U or millifurlongs? Sooner or later they'll crash a probe when a contractor gets the sports rules mixed up and uses American hoop ball measurements instead of International.

    2. Re:Second sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They gave dimensions in meters and feet several times.. however, most folks don't have a good feel for what a three pronged thing that's 20 meters/60 feet in diameter is. Even the folks working on the project haven't ever seen the whole thing deployed, so they don't have a good feel for it. Pretty much everyone in the US watching/listening audience has at least *seen* a basketball court, so it does but it in context.

      Dimensions: 11.5 feet (3.5 meters) high, 11.5 feet (3.5 meters) in diameter.
      Solar Arrays: length of each solar array 29.5 feet (9 meters) by 8.7 feet (2.65 meters).

      Since you ask in terms of U, the bus is about 34,000 U. Or in more practical terms 34 cubic meters.

      It's like saying that the International Space Station would just fit in the Rose Bowl, a football stadium (both kinds are played there), since it's about 100x80 meters. It gives some context to the casual viewer.

    3. Re:Second sun by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      Why can't they use standard terms of measurement like 1U or millifurlongs?

      Rack units?

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    4. Re:Second sun by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Europa used to be a bit bigger moon, but it was split in two after a shock, the other smaller part is called Youkay.

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    5. Re:Second sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who doesn't know 100m is approximately the size of a football field has no business knowing.

      They can join the people who insist yards and meters are not effectively the same thing and the ones who insist they can sing a perfect A at 440Hz totally on cue with no reference pitch. I think you know where.

    6. Re:Second sun by jittles · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not having a single sports molecule in my body, I had no clue what they meant by "Juno is a spinning, robotic probe as wide as a basketball court." Why can't they use standard terms of measurement like 1U or millifurlongs? Sooner or later they'll crash a probe when a contractor gets the sports rules mixed up and uses American hoop ball measurements instead of International.

      Having been on both a basketball court and inside of the LOC, I can tell you that it is approximately 1/10th of a Library of Congress wide

    7. Re:Second sun by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 2

      I've started calculating all project costs in Starbucks Coffees, instead of dollars. For instance, "We could build something to do this for you in a few weeks, but it will cost about 10,000 Starbucks coffees. Or subscribe to this existing service, for only 2 Starbucks coffees per day.

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    8. Re:Second sun by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Not having a single sports molecule in my body, I had no clue what they meant by "Juno is a spinning, robotic probe as wide as a basketball court." Why can't they use standard terms of measurement like 1U or millifurlongs? Sooner or later they'll crash a probe when a contractor gets the sports rules mixed up and uses American hoop ball measurements instead of International.

      Having been on both a basketball court and inside of the LOC, I can tell you that it is approximately 1/10th of a Library of Congress wide

      What's that in Big Bens?

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    9. Re:Second sun by jittles · · Score: 1

      Not having a single sports molecule in my body, I had no clue what they meant by "Juno is a spinning, robotic probe as wide as a basketball court." Why can't they use standard terms of measurement like 1U or millifurlongs? Sooner or later they'll crash a probe when a contractor gets the sports rules mixed up and uses American hoop ball measurements instead of International.

      Having been on both a basketball court and inside of the LOC, I can tell you that it is approximately 1/10th of a Library of Congress wide

      What's that in Big Bens?

      Well Big Ben is technically a bell but if you're referring to the clock tower, it's approximately 1/6 of an Elizabeth Clock Tower.

    10. Re:Second sun by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      No no NO!

      It is entirely inappropriate to use the LOC, which is a unit of information, to measure a volume or an area.

      An appropriate measure of area is a decimal fraction or percentage of "the size of Rhode Island". An appropriate measure of volume is "English imperial hogsheads" (not to be confused with "Russian imperial kegs" which should only be used within an appropriate historical (pre-1917) context.

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    11. Re:Second sun by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not having a single sports molecule in my body, I had no clue what they meant by "Juno is a spinning, robotic probe as wide as a basketball court."

      Remember when you were in high school and they sometimes made all the students go to a big room where you sat on hard benches and the principal emceed for some brief talks and activities?

      That was probably a basketball court.

    12. Re:Second sun by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Is that the new Big Mac index?

      Just trying to go with the times, I already felt out of the loop now that "blink of an eye" has been replaced with "Reddit user attention span" for short periods of time.

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    13. Re:Second sun by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      I guess you could look at Juno as sort of a flying data center ;)
      That'd be one long rack.. about 550 U or so.

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    14. Re:Second sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that the new Big Mac index?

      Just trying to go with the times, I already felt out of the loop now that "blink of an eye" has been replaced with "Reddit user attention span" for short periods of time.

      RUAS is fairly accurate, but for the really accurate measurements the New York Second is preferred.

    15. Re:Second sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a complete unrelated note, did you ever noticed how Westeroos/Essos look like a slightly altered Britain's map, with its head [Scotland] chopped and it's body [England] laying on the ground?

    16. Re:Second sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It gives some context to the casual viewer.

      It's exactly this assumption that "the casual viewer" is some Joe Sixpack who is into team sports but doesn't know how long a meter/yard is that is infuriating. I have no intuition about the size of a football or basketball field and I don't think of myself as abnormal.

  3. Re: Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've often been tempted to simulate a concept I had for using Jupiter as a massive particle pre-accelerator for bulk antimatter production, to see what sort of flux in the dozens to hundreds of GeV could be achieved across a reasonable-sized target.

    You're just making that up for karma whoring. And it's a really pathetic attempt at karma whoring, honestly. Try harder next time.

  4. Re:Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    but I just can't get myself that excited about the science mission.

    You should go back to getting excited about Apps and TV shows instead.

  5. Queue the feminists by thegarbz · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    What everyone really wants to know is if some feminists are going to demean and belittle a man during his most successful day for wearing a shirt his girlfriend made for him.

    Congratulations to the Juno team, you've achieved a phenomenal effort. I hope your day isn't wreaked by some stupid social justice bullshit.

    1. Re:Queue the feminists by arth1 · · Score: 1, Informative

      Whoever modded the parent "-1 Offtopic", it's very much on topic - that's exactly what happened with the Rosetta mission to 67P/Churyumova-Gerasimenko.

      -1 Flamebait, sure. But sadly on topic: The crew of the Juno mission all wear grey uniforms now, specifically designed to not risk offense to anyone.

    2. Re:Queue the feminists by trout007 · · Score: 3, Informative

      No because this is a professional team that is wearing Polo shirts with the mission patch instead of being attention seekers. They realize they represent thousands of people that dedicated a decade of their lives to make this work.

      http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/04/...

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    3. Re:Queue the feminists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is offtopic. NASA has always been very public relations savvy. What a physicist in Europe wore a couple of years ago has nothing to do with Juno entering orbit.

    4. Re:Queue the feminists by arth1 · · Score: 1

      It is offtopic. NASA has always been very public relations savvy.

      You don't remember the Curiosity press report then?
      https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UzfeSuj...

      Dress codes have changed due to the other incident, and the Juno mission now won't let anyone speak from Mission Control wearing anything but uniforms. Very much on topic, but still flamebait, IMHO.

    5. Re:Queue the feminists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Line them up, or *cue* them?

    6. Re:Queue the feminists by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Boo fucking hoo. You're going on TV, dress like you're a professional.

      What does a professional scientist dress like? The fashionistas in HR? The suits? The guys in the shop? The maintenance people? Correct answer is all of those.

      I always had multiple sets of clothing at work, to suit whoever I was dealing with, from jeans and T-shirts, to 1960's-esque white shirt, black suit, and skinny black ties. But I was occasionally called into a meeting with the jeans and t-shirt. A quick apology and it was on to the meeting. I'll note that some thought that my dressing for the occasion wasn't appropriate - its a crazy world.

      His shirt was entirely appropriate for a post-work get together with friends. I was immediately put in mind of "The Illustrated Man" novel. Other than that, no nudity, no offensive actions portrayed, so anyone offended by his shirt is simply starting out offended.

      They had just accomplished something amazing - and some assholes only noticed a shirt. Now that is something I find offensive. He deserves the apology, not the thin skinned outrage monkeys.

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    7. Re:Queue the feminists by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 0

      No because this is a professional team that is wearing Polo shirts with the mission patch instead of being attention seekers. They realize they represent thousands of people that dedicated a decade of their lives to make this work.

      http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/04/...

      Boring Shirts. Why are they not in suits? Polo shirts are not professional in the least. Besides, it really isn't about the shirts, its the privileged assholes in them. That photo has only one non patriarchal person in it.

      The real goal is this:https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ci7V02mXIAAs3eN.jpg as the Huffpost paints the way to true diversity. Time for NASA to get with the program.

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    8. Re:Queue the feminists by laughing_badger · · Score: 1

      instead of being attention seekers

      I take issue with that kind of language being used to describe someone who chose his shirt for the day with two aims 1) To fight the stereotype of scientists as detached figures, unrepresentative as role-models for kids choosing their path in life; 2) To publicly show the female friend that had made it for him that he appreciated his gift.

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    9. Re: Queue the feminists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, please do queue the feminists. Then I'll know who to avoid. (Posting AC to preserve moderation).

    10. Re:Queue the feminists by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      No because this is a professional team that is wearing Polo shirts with the mission patch instead of being attention seekers.

      Oh? Wearing a shirt you like that was given as a present to you during a momentous occasion without any idea that you will be asked to be interviewed for TV is "attention seeking"? Good to know man. Thanks you've taught me a lot. ... about you I mean, not about fashion.

    11. Re:Queue the feminists by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To quote an ex-boss of mine "I can't take a techie serious that comes in a three piece suit. If he knew his stuff, he wouldn't feel the need to hide behind clothing".

      In general, he was right.

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    12. Re:Queue the feminists by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Boring Shirts. Why are they not in suits? Polo shirts are not professional in the least.

      Let me guess, you're one of those management types who's all about schmoosing and looking the part without actually playing any part.

      The only people I ever see wear suits now a days are those trying to sell us something.

    13. Re:Queue the feminists by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      In other words, it doesn't matter whether we accomplish jack shit, as long as women do it. Umm...

      Can we get back to space exploration?

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    14. Re:Queue the feminists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boo fucking hoo. You're going on TV, dress like you're a professional.

      with all due respect, you're an asshole

    15. Re:Queue the feminists by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      instead of being attention seekers

      Oh piss off. I doubt he had thought that far ahead when he got dressed. And anyway, he wasn't dressed like a hobo, which puts him above about 87% of physicists.

      And for the rest of you crowing about how stupid it is, consider this.

      He offended some people. And like it or not, people have a right to take offence (unless you're going to take a stand against free speech). Now, they also don't have any particular right to not be offended, but here's the rub, that guy actually cared that the offended them and was upset by it. So the only people who don't care are you, but your opinions are completely irrelevant in this case. The odd thing is some people are actually decent humans and don't take immense glee in offending as many people as possible.

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    16. Re:Queue the feminists by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      so anyone offended by his shirt is simply starting out offended.

      Whether you like it or not he actually cared that he offended people.

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    17. Re:Queue the feminists by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Boring Shirts. Why are they not in suits? Polo shirts are not professional in the least.

      Let me guess, you're one of those management types who's all about schmoosing and looking the part without actually playing any part.

      The only people I ever see wear suits now a days are those trying to sell us something.

      Well, that's a big whoosh. If you went to the link as well as read my other posts on the subject, you'd see that I was being plenty sarcastic, especially after I posted the link to the Huffington post staff members, all female, no non-caucasian except for one asian woman.

      That being said, my job was diverse enough that I might be in a suit one day, then t-shirt and jeans the next. I dressed appropriate for the function.

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    18. Re:Queue the feminists by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      In other words, it doesn't matter whether we accomplish jack shit, as long as women do it. Umm...

      Can we get back to space exploration?

      Could anyone read the shit I posted there and think I was serious? At least you and one other person thought I was.

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    19. Re:Queue the feminists by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      so anyone offended by his shirt is simply starting out offended.

      Whether you like it or not he actually cared that he offended people.

      Yeah, that was a problem. If you care about offending people you wear a blue shirt and khakis, My point such as it is, is that the shirt he wore had women on it, beautiful and in revealing but not obscene outfits. There are simply going to be outraged people who will use that as an excuse to be outraged.

      In other words, if you care about people becoming offended, you won't wear that shirt. I wouldn't wear it, because it is gaudy and unattractive. But if I did, I wouldn't apologize for it offending someone. Probably some folks were offended by my blue shirt and khakis comment. Too bad.

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    20. Re:Queue the feminists by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, as odd as this may seem, yes, there are people that post this kind of bull and are dead serious about it.

      Being sarcastic and absurd has become harder and harder as sarcasm requires you to push past the envelope of sanity, beyond anything a normal person would do or say. And that's getting quite the challenge these days.

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  6. Re: Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Ok, I'll kick it up a notch.

    After hearing about Rei's idea, I've often been tempted to simulate a concept I've had for using THE SUN as a massive particle pre-accelerator for bulk antimatter production, to see what sort of flux in the hundreds to BILLIONS of GeV could be achieved across a reasonable-sized target.

    After that I'll try it on the super-massive black hole at the center of our galaxy.

  7. Re:is it a piloted ship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need to properly capitalize words.

    yes you do

  8. How much money was wasted on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Earth to NASA - plenty of 'gas giants' already here on earth for you to probe (including many slashdot readers)

    1. Re:How much money was wasted on this? by Maritz · · Score: 1

      I'd leave that one out of the stand up material mate.

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    2. Re:How much money was wasted on this? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Considering what kind of money we usually waste on airheads with a god complex, that one was a steal.

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  9. Re: Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by Rei · · Score: 0

    Okay......... meanwhile...

    If anyone who's not trolling has any thoughts on the concept I'd be glad to hear them. The general idea being the creation of a toroidal mini-magnetosphere (mini-magnetospheres being an active area of research, for spacecraft shielding - 10s to 100s of kilometers in diameter, without requiring absurdly massive hardware) to create a dense plasma focus at the center, which is then further compressed (quite a few possibilities). Since you're dealing with a Maxwellian plasma, the plasma temperature is doing to define how much of the plasma will be have in the desired spectrum, and that in turn is a function of how much plasma you're concentrating into how small of a cross section; and the amount of plasma being concentrated is in turn a combination of the flux at Jupiter and the size of the inflated artificial magnetosphere)

    That's the general idea, anyway - I haven't done too much with it yet. I was thinking of playing around with the concept in GEANT4.... I've always just been too busy with other projects when I started thinking about it.

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  10. Re:Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by Rei · · Score: 0

    I think you've confused "the science mission for Juno" with "science in general" - or more appropriately for this topic, "space exploration in general". There's a great deal of research related to space that I have a keen interest in.

    Just not most of what Juno is going to be doing.

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  11. Re: Am I the only one who's having trouble gettin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not trolling, just calling you on your fantastical BS. You and I both know you're making everything up.

  12. misattributed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It is actually a quote from Les Dawson, an English comedian.

    1. Re:misattributed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STFU. You're gonna ruin the whole thing.

    2. Re:misattributed by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 4, Funny

      "The problem with quotes on the internet is that they are often untrue or misattributed." -Abraham Lincoln

    3. Re:misattributed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "The problem with quotes on the internet is that they are often untrue or misattributed."
      -Abraham Lincoln

      "If you don't shut up I'm going to stab you in the face with a soldering iron."-Mahatma Ghandi

    4. Re: misattributed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      These words are backed by nuclear weapons - Gandi

    5. Re: misattributed by WallyL · · Score: 1

      My kingdom for mod points...
      +1 Funny

  13. Wait just a minute! by mark_reh · · Score: 0

    From the article: "Galileo was deliberately crashed into Jupiter on September 21, 2003, to protect one of its discoveries -- a possible ocean beneath Jupiter's moon Europa."

    What is that supposed to mean? Protect a possible ocean from what? Or were they protecting Galileo's discovery by destroying evidence? Protecting from whom?

    1. Re: Wait just a minute! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's SchrÃdinger's Ocean. They didn't want to risk continued study and have it disappear on proper observation.

    2. Re:Wait just a minute! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possible terrestrial contamination of its biosphere.

    3. Re:Wait just a minute! by TFlan91 · · Score: 1

      Contamination.

    4. Re:Wait just a minute! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I remember when /. wasn't full of bloody morons.

    5. Re:Wait just a minute! by Jason+Levine · · Score: 5, Informative

      Europa is a very good candidate for extraterrestrial life. It's got oceans of liquid water kept warm by the gravitational tug of Jupiter. If we send future space probes to Europa and find microbial life, it will quite possibly be the biggest discovery of the modern era. However, if Galileo crashed on Jupiter, there would have been a slight chance that microbes on the space probe could have contaminated the moon. We do everything we can to sterilize the probes, but microbes are very good at getting everywhere and hiding out. Some can even survive space's vacuum and intense radiation. If we do find life on Europa, we want to be 100% certain that it is Europa-originated life and not Earth life brought there by something we sent to the moon earlier.

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    6. Re: Wait just a minute! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap - I forgot to feed Opal!

    7. Re:Wait just a minute! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're old.

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  14. Memo from THE PHB by Provocateur · · Score: 2

    2001: Documentary about space travel reaching Jupiter was released
    2016: tourist/exploratory satellite arrives 15 years behind schedule, to take pictures

    Memo:
    Issue warning to "puny humans" in 30 earth-days. Emphasis on Europa, where we keep all our "stuff" "stuff that explodes", and other unstable stuff

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  15. Re:Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by Z80a · · Score: 1

    Clearing up a pile of guesswork with hard data is always helpful.
    At very least, a mission like this make our capacity of guessing stuff on distant planets better.

  16. Re: Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by Rei · · Score: 1

    The solar wind is nowhere near as concentrated as the flux around Jupiter.

    And there is nothing preposterous about the concept of mini-magnetosphere generation, it's a very mainstream research topic in spacecraft shielding.

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  17. Re: Am I the only one who's having trouble gettin by Rei · · Score: 1

    Again: to anyone who is not trolling: general thoughts?

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  18. Re:Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally, a non-trolling comment!

  19. planetary protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Galileo, like Juno, was not built with sufficient planetary protection processes to ensure that it might not contaminate a place where life might be (e.g. Europa), so rather than leave it in orbit around Jupiter and have Europa run into it on some orbit, they deliberately dispose of it.

    Adding the necessary planetary protection is a real cost and schedule burden, so if you can avoid it, you do.

    1. Re:planetary protection by mark_reh · · Score: 1

      Being in space for years, with extreme temperature variations, vacuum, and radiation, isn't sufficient to guarantee sterility? I know bacterial spores can be pretty tough, but THAT tough?

    2. Re:planetary protection by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Being in space for years, with extreme temperature variations, vacuum, and radiation, isn't sufficient to guarantee sterility? I know bacterial spores can be pretty tough, but THAT tough?

      Unlike morons on Earth who are happy to fuck with our air, water, and food supply for profit, NASA understands that you can't fuck this up even once, and it simply isn't worth the chance...

      Once even a single anything gets down there, you're screwed and can never remove it...

    3. Re:planetary protection by meglon · · Score: 4, Interesting
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    4. Re:planetary protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Surprisingly, yes. Things have survived an extended period on the wrong side of the ISS' hull, not to mention the Columbia's reentry.

      (That's before getting into things like D. radiodurans or even tougher critters, which probably need exposure to high doses of antimatter to reliably kill..)

    5. Re: planetary protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The probe will experience 200M rads, like being inside an operating nuclear reactor.
      That should kill known bugs.

    6. Re:planetary protection by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      Being in space for years, with extreme temperature variations, vacuum, and radiation, isn't sufficient to guarantee sterility? I know bacterial spores can be pretty tough, but THAT tough?

      Unlike morons on Earth who are happy to fuck with our air, water, and food supply for profit, NASA understands that you can't fuck this up even once, and it simply isn't worth the chance...

      Once even a single anything gets down there, you're screwed and can never remove it...

      If a spaceship that has been in space for years can transport life from earth to jupiter then in all likelyhood it has already happened from the many asteroids that have hit earth in the past and blasted rocks into space.

    7. Re:planetary protection by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      Maybe. But in this case better safe than sorry -- after all we don't want to piss off Big Brother or its bosses by potentially contaminating Europa.

    8. Re:planetary protection by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Can you be certain?

      You know life... if you ever had 'roaches or mold, you know what I'm talking about. You only need to get them ONCE, and then they're THERE.

      Same for contaminating a planet.

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    9. Re:planetary protection by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Hmm... a rock containing microscopic life that avoids getting sterilized in the impact heat, gets ejected from earth, manages to get to escape velocity, gets on a trajectory that allows it to get into the SOI of Jupiter BUT NOT collide with it but instead collide with a moon BUT at such a speed that it DOES NOT gain escape velocity from that moon again...

      No.

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    10. Re:planetary protection by Eloking · · Score: 1

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Possibly.

      Yes they could survive the trip and the crash on Europa (or other planet/Moon). But it have to feed on plant to survive no? Unless they fear they'll feed on aliens plants, or am I missing something?

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    11. Re:planetary protection by meglon · · Score: 1

      Life has an interesting way of adapting. Sexual species spontaneously changing sexes to be able to reproduce; species around black smokers that have no use for us species constrained by that pesky dependence on photosynthesis; species that survive in environments that we never thought could support life.... there's too many creatures that live on the edge of what we believe is possible for me to discard the idea that something we send up there might find a better place to live than here, and that's the sentiment NASA has with some of these probes... hence the just-in-case crashing of that puppy.

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    12. Re:planetary protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, tardigrades are that tough.

    13. Re:planetary protection by Megane · · Score: 1

      Hasn't there been some kind of mold found on the outside of space station windows? Maybe ISS, maybe Mir?

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  20. Re:Just proves - Vote Trump! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    He'll build a wall around Jupiter to keep those rapists and muslims out.

    And he'll make the Flying Spaghetti monster pay for it.

  21. Pictures by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1
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  22. Warning : Autoplay video by Blaskowicz · · Score: 2

    Don't RTFA. The pictures are unremarkable too, I'm sure we'll get some interesting ones but later.

    1. Re:Warning : Autoplay video by necro81 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The pictures are unremarkable too.

      The camera and the rest of the science payload were intentionally shut down a few days ago, so that they are best protected during orbit insertion and cannot interfere with that critical maneuver. They'll be brought back online in a couple of days, by which point Juno will be relatively far from Jupiter in its highly elliptical polar orbit. The first scientific pass isn't until August. In other words: there aren't really any stunning images expected anytime soon.

      The camera on Juno is mostly there for public interest - it is not necessarily a prime science instrument. This is a significant difference between this mission and, say, Cassini and New Horizons, where getting map-quality visual data was a prime mission objective. Galileo served that purpose for the Jovian system, and Juno won't be making any close approaches to any moons in any case. The camera will be able to provide our first close-up views of the polar regions, and those images should look pretty great given how close Juno will be.

    2. Re:Warning : Autoplay video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want photos of Jupiter, I want HD video recorded at 60FPS, no timelaps b.s.

  23. Re: Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    You're just making that up for karma whoring. And it's a really pathetic attempt at karma whoring, honestly. Try harder next time.

    Well then, falsify it.

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  24. Re: Am I the only one who's having trouble gettin by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Again: to anyone who is not trolling: general thoughts?

    Only in a very general sense, I'm no expert in the field. (next I'll prove it - heheh) What is the general strength of the earth's magnetosphere in the region where it is working against the solar wind? Possibly a nonsense question - i dunno - but I'm definitely not trolling.

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  25. Metric or imperial units? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "After a 1.7 billion mile journey, we hit our burn targets within one second, on a target that was just tens of kilometers large," said Nybakken, Juno Project Manger. "That's how well the Juno spacecraft performed tonight."

    A planetary scientist mixing miles and kilometers into the same sentence? Really? Okay, now I understand why the Beagle lander crashed.

    1. Re:Metric or imperial units? by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 2

      If everyone could speak the same language (metric), everything would be simpler.

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  26. A Diamond as Big as the Earth? by lazarus · · Score: 1

    Perhaps we will finally find out if Arthur C. Clarke was right about the core of Jupiter.

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  27. Re:Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . but I just can't get myself that excited about the science mission.

    Just because YOU don't understand the science mission, doesn't mean the science mission isn't important.

    Here are the science objectives:

    The Juno spacecraft's suite of seven science instruments will:
    Origins

    Determine the ratio of oxygen to hydrogen, giving an idea of the abundance of water on Jupiter.

    Obtain a better estimate of Jupiter's core mass, which will help distinguish among prevailing theories linking the gas giant's formation to the solar system.
    Interior

    Precisely map Jupiter's gravitational and magnetic fields to assess the distribution of mass in Jupiter's interior, including properties of the planet's structure and dynamics.
    Atmosphere

    Map the variation in atmospheric composition, temperature structure, cloud opacity and dynamics to depths far greater than 100 bars at all latitudes (In 1995, the Galileo probe reached only ~ 22 bars at a single location).
    Magnetosphere

    Characterize and explore the three dimensional structure of Jupiter's polar magnetosphere and its auroras.

    Again, just because YOU don't understand why this science is important, then well, maybe you should just STFU before you make yourself look any more stupid than you already are.

  28. Re:What's this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr. Burns? Mr. Smithers is coming

  29. Re: Am I the only one who's having trouble gettin by Rei · · Score: 2

    That depends on what you mean. Are you talking about the magnetic field strength or the flux and energy distribution of ionized particles? The field strength at the surface ranges from 25-65nT, and becomes increasingly more position-dependent with altitude. Jupiter's magnetic field is only something like 15x more intense than Earth's, but it's vastly larger and with a much higher flux. There's some extra amplification effects in the vicinity of Io as well, due to the "io flux tube".

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  30. Re: Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Please stop trolling. There's a lot of interesting stuff in this mission, especially for a meteorologist. It's actually very interesting to study the atmospheres of other planets, and has relevance to resources and potential habitability of other planets.

    I once wrote a paper for a climate modeling class about how to simulate the climate on a terraformed Mars. It's a very interesting planet, and one that poses some unique challenges versus Earth. We only have one substance of any significance to climate that changes state at normal Earth temperatures, which is water. That's different on Mars, where you get carbon dioxide clouds. That has to be accounted for in weather and climate modeling.

    Jupiter has many cloud bands across each hemisphere. If Earth were shrouded in clouds, we would have three bands in each hemisphere. Our rotation and resulting Coriolis effect is such that we have three cells in each hemisphere, the Hadley, Ferrel, and polar cells. Venus rotates a lot slower, so you'd only get one per hemisphere. Jupiter rotates a lot faster, so you have numerous cloud bands and regions of westerlies and easterlies. There's also a lot of reason to be curious about the Great Red Spot and somewhat similar features on other gas giants. If you looked at the very top layer of Earth's atmosphere from space, to the relative depths that we've examined Jupiter, you'd miss most of the really interesting stuff. Our weather happens in the troposphere, but you'd never know anything about it. You'd also know nothing about the heterogeneity from one place to another. Galileo provided one vertical profile into the troposphere of Jupiter before it stopped transmitting. This mission will provide a lot more information about the structure and dynamics of the Jovian atmosphere.

    I'm sorry you don't find this interesting or useful, but it really is.

  31. Re:Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    I've often been tempted to simulate a concept I had for using Jupiter as a massive particle pre-accelerator for bulk antimatter production, to see what sort of flux in the dozens to hundreds of GeV could be achieved across a reasonable-sized target.

    So, go for it. I've no clue what the implications of that are but it sounds damn impressive.

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  32. Eclipse by michaelmalak · · Score: 1

    In light of Juno entering Jupiter's orbit, I have updated Wikipedia's description of the Eclipse IDE version naming themes.

  33. Re:Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by Rei · · Score: 1

    Not "understand". "Excited about". I'm more than aware of what the science objectives are and what hardware is on the craft. I just don't find them particularly interesting. Just because you personally find knowing studying Jupiter's upper atmospheric composition and dynamics exciting doesn't mean that I somehow must. I would far rather get a better understanding of Venus's atmosphere than Jupiter's, for example.

    Is this how you generally behave, that anyone who doesn't share your interests must somehow be an idiot who just doesn't understand what your interests really are? Yeah, I much prefer solid bodies in hydrostatic equilibrium to gas giants - so freaking sue me.

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  34. Re:Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by Rei · · Score: 1

    Too many projects, too little time :( But I'll get to it eventually. I've worked with GEANT4 before on some spallation work, I just need to pick it up again.

    (Then again, come to think of it, I'm not sure how well it'd deal with bulk plasma interactions... I may need to look into other tools. Or... hmm..)

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  35. Re:Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Side by side comparison:

    Not "understand". "Excited about". I'm more than aware of what the science objectives are and what hardware is on the craft. I just don't find them particularly interesting. Just because you personally find knowing studying Jupiter's upper atmospheric composition and dynamics exciting doesn't mean that I somehow must. I would far rather get a better understanding of Venus's atmosphere than Jupiter's, for example.

    Is this how you generally behave, that anyone who doesn't share your interests must somehow be an idiot who just doesn't understand what your interests really are? Yeah, I much prefer solid bodies in hydrostatic equilibrium to gas giants - so freaking sue me.

    or

    Not "understand". "Excited about". I'm more than aware of what the science objectives are and what hardware is on the craft. I just don't find them particularly interesting. I would far rather get a better understanding of Venus's atmosphere than Jupiter's, for example.

    I much prefer solid bodies in hydrostatic equilibrium to gas giants.

    Which one sounds like a reasonable comment to make in a conversation? Frankly, not the first one.

    The second one also sounds like a bit of an ironic joke.

  36. Re: Am I the only one who's having trouble gettin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Space Nutter pablum, all Rei needed to add was something about this rock, gravity wells, the species and Death Asteroids, then the Space Nutter brigade would have upvoted that comment to +5 Insightful.

  37. Re: Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by Rei · · Score: 1

    Please stop trolling. There's a lot of interesting stuff in this mission

    Thought police much? Since when is not being excited about something "trolling"? Am I not allowed to not be excited about something that you happen to be excited about?

    There's a lot of interesting stuff in this mission, especially for a meteorologist. It's actually very interesting to study the atmospheres of other planets

    And of all of the planets one could study the atmosphere of, I couldn't think of one less interesting than Jupiter's overwhelmingly hydrogen-dominated atmosphere, so heavily focused on light-gas reactions. We have massive gaps in our knowledge of two of the three "interesting", very complex atmospheres in our solar system (Titan and Venus... the third, well understood one being Earth). Even Pluto's nitrogen/methane photochemistry is IMHO more interesting than Jupiter's atmospheric chemistry. The last two atmospheres I'd want to spend money on a probe to go study would be Jupiter's and Saturn's - the ice giants are at least somewhat more interesting.

    I once wrote a paper for a climate modeling class about how to simulate the climate on a terraformed Mars. It's a very interesting planet, and one that poses some unique challenges versus Earth. We only have one substance of any significance to climate that changes state at normal Earth temperatures, which is water. That's different on Mars, where you get carbon dioxide clouds. That has to be accounted for in weather and climate modeling.

    Meh. On Venus there's likely dozens, and we don't even know them all. Mars' atmospheric chemistry is trivial compared to Venus's and Titan's. And there's really big mysteries on both. Titan, examples: where's the acetylene and ethylene going? Is there really a downward flux of hydrogen, and if so, where is it going? Where's the methane coming from? Venus, examples: where's all of the mercury that should have baked out of its rocks and be setting in its atmosphere? What's the mystery UV absorber in the clouds? Are the surface fogs real, and what are they? What's the lower cloud made of - phosphoric acid? What are the "metal snows", and are there more than one type? And on and on, for both of them.

    Venus rotates a lot slower, so you'd only get one per hemisphere.

    Except that Venus doesn't behave like that. Venus is a superrotator (for crying out loud, you wrote a climate paper modeling a planet and you don't even know that Venus's atmosphere superrotates?). It has a hadley cell which stretches around the whole planet up to about 60 degrees, followed by cold collars, followed by very unusual polar vortices (sometimes described as double vortices, but the shapes are irregular and vary with time). That's just at the cloud level - our understanding of the deep atmosphere is highly limited. Venus also has somewhat Earthlike jet streams, gravity waves visible at the cloud deck (despite the great distances to the surface), and interesting, Earth-reminiscent tropospheric convection in the middle cloud layer (with possible rains and snows), plus lightning, although its location and details are unknown (and the data on it is often just weird... including the possibility of a layer in the lower atmosphere that "zaps" conductive objects as they move through it)

    We have a sister planet sitting right next to us with crazy-complex atmospheric chemistry who we know pathetically little about and which is easy to get to with frequent launch windows and short transit times. Instead, we're studying the simple light gases of a much further body that likes to fry spacecraft orbiting it. No, Juno doesn't really capture my interest. But apparently that makes me a "troll".

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  38. Re:Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by Rei · · Score: 1

    In response to a person whose post was "Just because YOU don't understand the science mission ... Again, just because YOU don't understand why this science is important, then well, maybe you should just STFU...."?

    I'll go with the former.

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  39. Re:Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Well, excited... not every space mission is exciting. Yes, space is vast and awesome and whatnot, and that Pluto probe earlier this year sure was flashier because, hey, first time near that ex-planet, that's new and exciting. And this one, boo, old planet, boooooring!

    Well, a few interesting tidbits will come out of this. First and foremost, we'll get the best pictures ever from Jupiter. Resolution will be close to 15km per pixel, almost 10 times what Hubble Space Telescope could achieve, and WAY better than the stuff we got back from the probes in the 70s. We might actually get to see details of the stormy clouds. We'll also get a lot more information about them altogether, since the storms on Jupiter are one of the key elements of the research. The big red spot is shrinking, and maybe we'll get to know why (and what the hell it is in the first place). We're after all talking about a phenomenon that exists for as long as we can observe it, and that it shrinks right now in our lifetime, and with a speed we can actually observe, that makes it at the very least noteworthy.

    We'll also get to learn a lot about the magnetic field of Jupiter, a magnetic field SO vastly stronger than the one here on our planet that it's not even on the scale anymore. That thing is huge and insanely powerful, and we could learn a fair lot about how such incredible magnetic fields work. Magnetic fields, as we know, can trap very interesting particles that would otherwise not be observable, and maybe we can observe something like that. I'm not saying that we'll find antimatter or some new exotic matter (mostly 'cause Juno doesn't have anything to detect it), but the mere presence of such an insanely strong magnetic field and a probe that can actually analyze it better than we could ever before does make me quite expectant that we'll find out SOMETHING new here. This is something we could not observe anywhere else, we cannot observe this here on Earth and we can't observe it from here on Jupiter, so this is certainly one area where I'd expect quite a few interesting results, if not even surprises.

    Same goes for the plasma and radio equipment the probe carries. Lots of uncharted lands here, lots of things we could find out. It might be full of surprises.

    So to be honest, yes, I'm quite happy the maneuver succeeded and I'm quite a bit more hopeful to find something exciting than I was with New Horizons. Because Jupiter has a huge impact on our planet. It acts like a huge asteroid vacuum and I think it would certainly help to know more about this huge gas ball.

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  40. You can see the trajectory by iONiUM · · Score: 3, Informative

    You can see the trajectory here: http://i.imgur.com/d3TiJAt.gif

  41. Re:Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by Rei · · Score: 0

    IMHO Pluto was exciting because we'd never seen it or any Kuiper belt object before... and even more exciting once we started getting the data and you could see that the solid surface had massive convection cells like a giant roiling kettle with floating mountains and a massive range of crazy weirdness.

    Honestly, most of what you described about Jupiter isn't exactly uncharted territory. It's going to have no impact on our understanding of asteroid dangers because Jupiter's mass and orbit are already extremely well known.

    Lots of planets have poorly understood storms, Jupiter is hardly unique in this regard. And Juno's ability to clarify it is only a "maybe", it's not like we're dropping in a balloon probe (that would actually be rather interesting).

    Jupiter's magnetic field almost certainly does contain antimatter... because even Earth's does ;) It's not a quantity interesting for harvesting on its own, though. We know how magnetic fields work, there's nothing new to learn in that regard. We should learn more about Jupiter's dynamo (and core in general) through Juno, but that doesn't personally interest me that much... to each their own.

    But... we'll definitely get the prettiest pictures yet, for what that's worth. And as mentioned it'd be nice to better quantify (flux/energies of different particles over a wide spatial range) Jupiter's radiation belts.

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  42. Re:What's this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you see the Top Gear post yesterday? Yeah, I feel your pain.

  43. Re: Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by tnk1 · · Score: 1

    I have to agree. I love when there is a new probe sent out which arrives safely, and I know what a challenge it is to get something into Jupiter orbit without it frying the electronics of whatever is on it, but studying Jupiter's gas atmosphere? Okay, I guess some probe has to do it at some point.

    It would be interesting to have some direct evidence of the liquid metallic hydrogen that is supposed to be under the cloud layers, but I agree that Venus would probably be a lot more interesting to us as Earth dwellers.

    The Venera probe images have always been pretty interesting to me. Venus is basically Hell on Earth and you can see that in those images. That's got some real interest for me because it is at the same scale we think of with Earth, only gone horribly wrong.

  44. Imaging [Re:Warning : Autoplay video] by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Informative

    Galileo served [the photographic] purpose for the Jovian system

    Not really; Galileo's main antenna failed to open properly, greatly limiting practical bandwidth. Jupiter has yet to be visited by a photo-intensive mission.

    For example, Galileo could not send frequent images of Jupiter's clouds so that weather changes could be monitored in detail for an (Earth) year or more. The other probes sent to Jupiter were merely flyby's (2 Pioneers, 2 Voyagers, 1 New Horizons).

    But it appears they decided that studying the core (via gravity patterns) and polar radiation of Jupiter to be more scientifically useful at this time than general imaging. Hence Juno.

    Juno's orbit is not well-suited for good imaging of the planet and its moons (except possibly the polar regions of Jupiter).

    Maybe in the future, an image-intensive probe will be sent.

  45. NASA TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A video replay of the post Juno orbital insertion briefing is available on nasa.gov/nasatv.

    Disclaimer: Requires ustream.tv plugin.

  46. Re: Am I the only one who's having trouble getting by Rei · · Score: 0

    I think "Okay, I guess some probe has to do it at some point." sums up well how I feel about Juno. It's sort of like a chemistry research team going through thousands of variants of aramids to find the ones that yield the strongest tensile strength. Great that they're doing it, important, but not exactly the most interesting thing to follow.

    Venus presents some of the biggest questions we could possibly answer in space, including "Is this the fate of Earth?" "If so how can we avoid it?" "If not how did we dodge the bullet?" Etc. It presents a hellish surface where yet somehow liquids (yet clearly not lavas... at least normal ones) formed some of the longest "rivers" in the solar system (including deltas). A planet with volcanoes the area of Olympus Mons... not one, but hundreds. A planet whose surface is speculated to experience common flows of kimberlites, carbonatites, and is known to be loaded with "incompatible elements" (often valuable)... rocks that are then baked under acidic gases, creating erosion products that can vaporize. A planetwhere a wide range of industrial chemicals and even iron can be condensed out of the clouds at an altitude with Earthlike pressures, temperatures, sunlight, gravity, and under a mass of radiation shielding equivalent to half a dozen meters of water, where the predominant cloud-forming mist decomposes largely into H2O and O2 under heat, and where normal Earth air is a lifting gas.

    It's a fascinating world. Our neighbor. Our twin. And yet it keeps getting passed by. We'd know almost nothing about it if the Soviets hadn't run their Venera program.

    Titan is the other world that really has a fascinating atmosphere ... though at least it has its excuse of distance and rare launch windows. It's not so much interesting from the perspective of "atmosphere as a giant industrial refinery"... it's more along the line of "atmosphere as a churning primordial soup". I can't stop thinking about the disappearing acetylene and ethylene. The data from the northern lakes showing that they're almost pure methane makes the question even bigger. Where is it going? We know it's being made. And then just... vanishing at the surface. Into it? Something breaking it down? How? And the lakes are just so tempting targets for exploration... "disappearing islands", deep sediments of organic matter at the lake beds.... how can a person not want to find out what's going on there, chemically?

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  47. The risks seem quite small. by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    We do everything we can to sterilize the probes, but microbes are very good at getting everywhere and hiding out.

    Fortunately, that fact hasn't stopped us from sending landers and rovers to Mars.

    If Galileo had crashed on Europa, and microbes were later found living on Europa, their DNA would easily tell us whether we're looking at something that originated on Earth.

    A bigger problem would be, what if invasive-species-earth-microbes make the native microbes go extinct?

    But it seems unlikely that a species that has adapted to Earth's environment, when introduced to Europa, would crowd out species that have adapted to Europa's environment.

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  48. 3600s in a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you on metric time yet? Why not? It would be simpler.

    While you were circlejerking about the metric system, America was exploring space.

    Have fun assimilating all those subhumans that Fuhrerin Merkel brought in.