Seagate Fires 6,500, Or 14% of Workforce, Stock Soars (zerohedge.com)
turkeydance quotes a report from Zero Hedge: [Seagate] announced today an additional restructuring plan for continued consolidation of its global footprint across Asia, EMEA and the Americas. The plan includes reducing the Company's global headcount by approximately 6,500 employees, or 14% of its global headcount by the end of fiscal year 2017. The total pretax charges for the plan will be approximately $164 million in fiscal year 2017. The restructuring activities and global footprint consolidation underway should enable the Company to be operating within its targeted Non-GAAP product gross margin range of 27-32% by the December 2016 quarter. "Computer-memory specialist Seagate announced that its Q4 revenue would be $2.65 billion, beating expectations of $2.34 billion, and up from the $2.3 billion guidance given previously," reports Zero Hedge. "The company also reported gross margin of 25% and non-GAAP gross margin of approximately 25.8% for the fiscal fourth quarter 2016, up from the previous 23% forecast. Good news, and the stock is up 12% after hours as a result."
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Get rid of 100% of the workforce. Just think what that will do for the share price.
Marxism can't come fast enough for me.
I swear it's true. Except it wasn't Brazil, and they weren't Republicans. Or men. And it only took 15 minutes.
And I liked it. Fuck you!!!
"Good news, and the stock is up 12% after hours as a result."
Well...good news except for the 6500 people you just fired. But as long as you got paid, that's all that matters, eh, Mr Investor?
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let go.
"Specialist"
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They took you outside? Oh, you must think you're so special!1!!! But the ones they really like, they do 'em inside. I go there every week.
Yep. Every time I go to Brazil I get raped by four guys right outside the airport and get Zika virus.
Frankly, I'm getting a little sick and tired of it.
"Computer-memory specialist Seagate..."
Try again:
"Computer storage specialist Seagate..."
Memory â Storage.
Did the Seagate stock price go up because of the layoff or that the S&P 500 broke records today?
and we can replce people with H1B's as HR will say that people will not be happy to be rehired at a lower rate.
Because someone crunched numbers that weren't there. And then turned around and didn't crunch some numbers that were there.
And the stocks go up and the jobs disappear.
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I'm after hours trading is worthless. Go look at the charts it's pretty much just noise.
I was once fired for reasons that were not my fault and it delayed my benefits by almost a month. Sucked, royally.
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
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Seagate is on the right track, putting in 32GB Flash cache to their gaming drives...
An 8TB, 10 TB, 12 TB drive with 64GB Flash cache and 8GB DDR3 read/write cache would have their drives purring along very fast.
Build them with an M.2 connector and ribbon - and bypass the SATA III system to at least allow the basic OS boot up and typical programs run as fast as possible...
email, browser, Office, etc.
Huge Storage, Fast Booting, Fast OS - perfect for every occasion.
Sorry for all the unemployed people - that is so harsh, soo many families hurting without work.
But it is not all Seagate's fault. They are fighting against Samsung EVO SSDs and Samsung is very, very good and making flash storage.
Samsung uses RAPID in system RAM caching - Seagate could also license a drive accelerator software to pair with their drives,
like PrimoCache 3 level caching:
https://www.romexsoftware.com/en-us/primo-cache/
Samsung is great, and with the right blend of RAM/Flash/Platters and caching software - Seagate can try to match them.
Seagate could also consider buying one or more of the smaller SSD manufacturers and continue to blend in their huge storage platter technology with flash storage.
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#1: he used the term fired when he really should have said layed-off. Fired indicates terminated for cause.
#2: Computer-memory specialist Seagate, obviously this indicates he does not actually know the industry he is writing about and is just parroting back other information with no real knowledge of much of anything.
My rule is if I can find obvious really wrong things in the part I know about, no telling how many more errors are hiding in the details I don't know much about.
PutinHedge is a loony echo chamber.
Fire another 9988 %
...gotta love capitalism.
I know I know, some things are counter-intuitive, but some counter-intuitive things strike most human beings as really odd.
Table-ized A.I.
Will this help with their shitty drive quality? If anything I think it will make the quality worse. Maybe the people left will start cutting corners and lots more drives will go down the tubes. Meh. This is still why I like WD for the win.
Is that what I'm supposed to post? The Slashdot party line? I wonder why they don't create a bot to post responses to these things.
I expect many Silicon Valley firms will be laying off 10%+ of their workforce for this very reason. Mostly the ones that made an IPO too soon before the company was actually making money. Look at the balance sheets of the non-Fortune 500 companies in the area and you'll find many are slowly losing less money. 7 firms I examined will require at least 10 years to be profitable and they'll be bankrupt by then.
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if they couls learn how to make a reliable HDD.
25% margin, revenue up, and still this. Sure they will be replaced by Infosys, TCS, Wipro etc. Or even accenture-branded India staff for the nationalists, or accenture-branded filipinos if for those who would like some asian eyecandy.
May be what this place needs a real workers movement. You know, like a real revolution.
Firings seem to have little to do with profits in corporate america. Profits up? Youre fired!, Profits down? Gotta downsize! Profits neutral? We need to trim the fat!
I'm sure they have their reasons in the long run, but let it not be said that corporations behave rationally. You can't really, when profits is the goal.
I would boycott them, but segate has such a bad reputation for longevity already, I stopped buying them years ago.
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maybe they should be firing their engineers instead?
Less customers to buy stuff though, because more and more and more and more people are either jobless or have less disposable income due to this bullshit and it keeps going on and it's starting to get bad.
I'm convinced we're on the tipping point, real close to it. The division between the rich and the poor is about to be truly exposed soon.
Please try to be useful for once in your life and suck a bunch of cocks.
I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
I use two computers regularly. I have two others that I employ occasionally, and am gradually being made the steward of quite a lot of others at work. I have another computer under construction. One of those boxes has a Seagate boot drive and a Seagate data drive. They have performed well.
I don't believe for one minute that Seagate's cuts will result in anything even close to the quality of those two drives I have not experienced the quality programs some have, and until this moment, I would have disputed them). So I have now taken Seagate off my list of potential hardware suppliers. Then can take a long, hard suck on my...whatever.
I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
That is 14% worldwide. I wonder how many of those jobs are in the USA?
Or am I a pessimist?
How do you think he got the position?
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Seagate Fires 6,500, Or 14% of Workforce, Stock Soars
Of those laid off, how much of that was due to improved productivity?
What were the roles?
Were these engineers?
Or workers whose jobs could be automated?
Or how many of these were "dead weight" or in redundant functions?
Or where people blindly laid off due to getting paid more than a certain salary cap, regardless of function just to make the spreadsheets pretty? *** (I've seen this.)
Some layoffs are totally destructive. Others are completely justified. I've seen both types. The article doesn't tell me shit about it.
And this is a problem with slashdot: one liners are sometimes funny, but not when everyone through the door tries it, and not when it's a variant of the same one.
Just not funny. So if your first name is Seth, feel free to have a go. But everyone else: Try posting something insightful or interesting that helps the debate, or silently giggle to yourself at your own imaginary wittiness, because no one else will care.
As a shareholder in the 1%, I wholeheartedly approve of this move and hope they will fire even more people soon.
So, can we call it a bubble yet? Can we call it a recession yet? Can we call it a crisis yet? 1 in 6 children in the USA will go hungry tonight. Is that a sign of a healthy economy?
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They could have kicked out the C-Level suits, just imagine what this could have done to the stock!
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We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
Cutting employees is a sure sign of a company in trouble, so why does the stock go up? Even with the fixation on quarterly results it doesn't make much sense to me. Are these all investors hoping that they will find another idiot to offload the stock to before it crashes?
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This explains it perfectly.
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Even when it's regarding a function it can be the road to disaster if done badly. For example power plants have had to spend millions due to not making that "stitch in time to save nine". That recent chemistry grad is a payroll cost, got to cut those goes the mentality, but a capital cost for retubing comes out of a different money bucket. At least that mentality has given engineers lots of disaster porn to look at and give people examples of exactly what will happen if problem X is just ignored.
She has vowed to continue transferring hard won White Man Technologies to the brownies. They will then explain how this is excellent from a Cultural Marxist Perspective.
Because you know, you are a white guy and you are supposed to give away everything until you are naked. Then the Maoists and their agent Hillary have won.
Understand ?
And their Cultural Marxist propaganda will explain to you why. As long as you continue to be Naive White Man.
Grown some balls, vote for YOUR interests, or the banksters and their allies, the Marxists and the Mohammedists will strip you naked.
(another Bankster Theory)
I only wonder why they scream when it comes to their own destruction.
Destruction is good, eh ?
Banksters can lie and cheat, reap bonuses in the millions per, but the engineers should "stay forever in one company" ??? Probably without a raise ?
We are not the smartest ones, but we are not totally stupid.
I guess the end will be very nasty and we will see a repeat of what happened once. Just that there will be no place to run to for the Master Cheaters.
well a few years back they had a member of the press try to hack DEFCON.
there are some things you don't do or YOU DIE.
But after some inspection I declined the rape offer.
Do you know who organized the "revolutions" ? The same people who run the banks. Das Kapital was written in LONDON.
Look who made the "revolutions". The same type of people who now run the snooping corporations, the banks, the movie studios and so on.
Some of the best educated, most intelligent and most hard working people work in finance. How can you dare to challenge the Finance Religion ???
This is all an intelligence test. You should question the propaganda - commercial, political, cultural. If you do not question, you genes will not make it.
And that includes questioning the Green Marxist Messages which you apparently have consumed. Remember - Marxism is an idea of the banksters.
We created an economic system that rewards actions that create profit at the expense of quality of living. And the funny thing is...on average Seagate has worst MTBF (Mean time between failures). The cheapest price (and quality) drives found a way to be cheaper, and the stock market soars.Seagate, the McDonald's of Hard drives.
"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Einstein
Looks like the Bobs have been at it again.
The total pretax charges for the plan will be approximately $164 million in fiscal year 2017.
Great going for a company that is approaching 10 billion in revenue.
When the copyright term is "forever minus a day", live every day like it's the last.
One point that should be amplified is that under the Soviet system, there was also a criminal offense called "Social Parasitism" whereby anyone without a job would be a considered to be a criminal, and likely sent to the Gulag. In practice, it was "the hammer" that the authorities used against dissidents - they would be fired from any job they had and blacklisted, then charged with "parasitism" for not working. Additionally, the court system was not independent, and all accused were automatically considered guilty. Indeed, "defense attorneys" often denounced their "clients" even more vigorously than the official prosecutors.
They lay off thousands so their books look good and the fat-assed executives can claim their obscene bonuses...while the little people go without.
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I'd say the *real* question is will be how reliable will their HD be after they fire 14% of their workforce... of course no one will figure this out for sometime, and they will have made their money by then, at which point it will be some other CEO's problem likely.
Also they probably the only reason they can get away with this is that all the companies have been consolidated in to 4, and they all do the work pretty much in the same geographical location (as we saw as few years ago with that flood and the following profiteering).