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UK Gov Says New Home Sec Will Have Powers To Ban End-to-end Encryption (theregister.co.uk)

An anonymous reader writes: During a committee stage debate in the UK's House of Lords yesterday, the government revealed that the Investigatory Powers Bill will provide any Secretary of State with the ability to force communication service providers (CSPs) to remove or disable end-to-end encryption. Earl Howe, a Minister of State for Defence and the British government's Deputy Leader in the House of Lords, gave the first explicit admission that the new legislation would provide the government with the ability to force CSPs to "develop and maintain a technical capability to remove encryption that has been applied to communications or data".

This power, if applied, would be imposed upon domestic CSPs by the new Home Secretary, Amber Rudd, who was formerly the secretary of state for Energy and Climate Change. Rudd is now only the fifth woman to hold one of the great offices of state in the UK. As she was only appointed on Wednesday evening, she has yet to offer her thoughts on the matter.

282 comments

  1. 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just checked the calendar. It is 1984.

    1. Re:1984 by sTERNKERN · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wish I had mod points... First I thought of a +1 Funny but on second thought it should be +1 Informative.

    2. Re:1984 by fustakrakich · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just checked the bathroom mirror. No it ain't!

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      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    3. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ++Good! More performant to boot! BECAUSE IT IS!

    4. Re:1984 by gweihir · · Score: 2

      With a large extra serving of stupid on top, as this is not doable in the first place. Nobody can "remove encryption that has been applied to communications or data", unless they have the key. So they will probably make modern crypto illegal to use in the first place, pushing Britain back into the stone-age where it apparently belongs.

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      Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    5. Re:1984 by cayenne8 · · Score: 2

      Just checked the calendar. It is 1984.

      Yeah, someone needs to tell the "powers that be", that Orwells' novel 1984 was supposed to be an interesting work of fiction....not a fucking Guidline/Playbook/Manual for going forward in the future!!!

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    6. Re:1984 by oobayly · · Score: 1

      -1 Sad

    7. Re:1984 by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      ANON! 6079 ANON! Yes YOU! Post more truthfully, please. You can do better than that! You're not trying! The year is 2016. Higher year, Please. THAT'S better, comrade!

    8. Re:1984 by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      Already tagged this story "andiwantapony".

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    9. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oceana, 'tis for thee!

    10. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, they'll be outlawing e-commerce?

    11. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, someone needs to tell the "powers that be", that Orwells' novel 1984 was supposed to be an interesting work of fiction....not a fucking Guidline/Playbook/Manual for going forward in the future!!!

      It's part of the reference manual set. We're headed toward 1984 mixed with Fahrenheit 451 and Brave New World.

      Before we're done, we'll all be stoned on pacifying drugs and stomping ourselves in the face with a boot forever while broadcasting it on the Internet and the Thought Police will arrive in Uber vehicles (thanks to privatised enforcement).

    12. Re: 1984 by thundercattt · · Score: 1

      Everyone scoffed at Russia couple weeks back saying this.

    13. Re:1984 by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      Just a small math error on Orwell's part. He thought we'd hit peak dystopia 16 years before the year 2000, but it was actually 16 years after.

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    14. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other news, Putin's serfs still haven't come up with the Internet key as of now.

    15. Re:1984 by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

      Having left Europe, Britain is on the brink of leaving reality!

      Certainly, of leaving the worlds of banking, finance and digital subscriber transactions.

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      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    16. Re:1984 by lgw · · Score: 2

      Oh, no, no, you naive one. We're no where near peak dystopia. No where near.

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      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    17. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just checked the bathroom mirror. No it ain't!

      I live in Abnegation, you insensitive clod!

    18. Re: 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She may grant the power but can she grant the ability. I forsee some combination of steganography and home brew or offshore sourced encryption defeating any attempts. The cat is out of the bag. Good luck getting people to forget that you are trying to spy on every aspect and action of their lives. Some will ALWAYS REMEMBER.

    19. Re:1984 by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Fortunately I think they missed the boat on this one. They can't do much about foreign companies, decentralised networks, open source, Tor etc. They can't really shut it all down because they would destroy the economy even faster than Brexit.

      It won't be easy but we at least have a chance, a way to fight back and protect our privacy. They are banking on most people being too lazy to take basic precautions.

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    20. Re:1984 by MobSwatter · · Score: 1, Informative

      Next they will ban two people talking alone at the pub over a pint.

    21. Re:1984 by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      So they will probably make modern crypto illegal

      Think they'll tear down Stonehenge?

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      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    22. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having left Europe, Britain is on the brink of leaving reality!

      Certainly, of leaving the worlds of banking, finance and digital subscriber transactions.

      You seriously think they would use these powers on the wealthy, corporations or banks? No, they want these powers to stop the laymen from using encryption, so they can keep them in check and keep their power.

    23. Re: 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care as long as they protect me from ISIS and Also Qaeda.

    24. Re: 1984 by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      2000 + (2000 - 1984) = 2016. Please consult your YouTube Crackpot Numerology Handbook for further explanation.

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    25. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this a Hot Tub Time Machine joke?

    26. Re: 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can remember as much as you want, you simply can't do anything about it.

    27. Re:1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless they have a broad, and CA approved, capability for MITM?

    28. Re: 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Next they will ban two people talking alone at the pub over a pint"
      What makes you think they aren't already doing that? Or, at least have enough mikes placed strategically all private conversation is recorded?

    29. Re:1984 by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      They're not worried about that. Both people already have phones in their pockets to listen to the conversation on.

    30. Re: 1984 by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

      "Next they will ban two people talking alone at the pub over a pint"
      What makes you think they aren't already doing that? Or, at least have enough mikes placed strategically all private conversation is recorded?

      The mic's won't prevent them from talking. They haven't actively come out with duct tape to prevent people from talking, banning encryption effectively is the same concept.

  2. no end-to-end no streaming media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So how will things like netflix work without end to end encryption?
    Does this mean the end of https and secure transactions?

    Looks like, as usual, the politicians do not understand the technology.

    1. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

      HTTPS? Hate to break the news to you. Internet security is an illusion.

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      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    2. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You don't have to use a public CA to use HTTPS. There's no reason to use a CA for end-to-end encryption where the content provider also provides the player.

    3. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by gweihir · · Score: 3, Funny

      It would also mean the end of DRM, so the US will probably have to nuke Britain.

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      Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    4. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Internet security is not an illusion, but if the threat you care about is powerful enough, the CA system is just about the worst possible way to establish a basis of trust. Any CA can sign certs for any domain. If you have a powerful adversary that can co-opt a CA, you have a completely false sense of security. It's really easy to get users to trust rogue certs signed by real CAs, because it happens automatically with no user input!

      Even worse, a less powerful adversary, like a browser maker or computer maker can undermine your system by installing trusted fraudulent root CA certs which should not be trusted to man-in-the-middle your TLS connections. Opera, Lenovo and Dell have all done this to name a few.

      I work at a university, and to connect to the wireless, you need to "trust" a self-signed certificate. In some operating systems, you have to specifically follow some installation instructions for installing a cert manually, but on Windows and OS X, I think you just click "trust this certificate" and it pins the cert. I work in computer security (but in research, not IT). I have to explain this decision to many people who say it's insecure. Actually, it's more secure, because it forces even dumb users to pin a certificate that doesn't chain up to an public CA. Once you install the self-signed cert, it will warn you if it changes (I actually, don't know what the OS would say). This converts the certificate from the CA model to a trust-on-first-use (TOFU) model. Clearly the Uni's IT are no dummies.

      TL;DR: I learned how terrible the CA system actually is in undergrad over 15 years ago. Only recently, however, has it become clear that powerful adversaries are seeming exploiting this weakness. I have no idea why there isn't more interest to actually change it, rather than just a lot of talk.

    5. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, Verisign and a lot of other big "private" certificate authorities have been hacked years ago. Wakey wakey. Have you missed the whole Ed Snowden era? The NSA can read all your stuff. ALL OF IT.

    6. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought a Brit invented the internet? What happened to TBL?

    7. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by Qzukk · · Score: 2

      This converts the certificate from the CA model to a trust-on-first-use (TOFU) model.

      It does not. It simply sets a flag saying you trust that certificate. If an attacker replaces it with a CA-signed certificate they control, then your computer will still trust that certificate under the CA model.

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    8. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh shit, I had a dangling bold tag. Sorry for the bold!

    9. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about using a VPN for a satellite office in the UK. I think they figured out how to get rid of all of their multi-national corporate investments in their country.

    10. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

      If your ISP is a CSP, then this bill is impossible to enforce unless the ISPs either prevent encrypted packets from crossing their network or else they MITM their customers by intercepting packets during the handshake, posing as the customer, and then inserting themselves in all subsequent communications.

      Of course, in your example, Netflix itself may be considered the CSP, in which case it already has the ability to provide all of the transmitted data, given that it's one of the parties to the end-to-end encryption. In which case the DRM would be protected just fine.

      Mind you, I'm not suggesting that this is a good arrangement. I'm merely pointing out that these politicians are likely not offending their corporate overlords while they pursue their quest to save the children and protect us from threats that are far less dangerous than the ones we voluntarily choose for ourselves every single day we drive a car.

    11. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying my computer won't actually pin the certificate automagically?

    12. Re: no end-to-end no streaming media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that properly implemented encryption is nearly identical to random bits. It doesn't have a "this is encrypted" flag set before the message...

      Part of me wants to set up a server broadcasting random data, but I also don't really want any undue attention.

    13. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

      And, almost immediately after hitting Submit, I realized I overgeneralized and misstated some simple facts regarding an ISP's ability to conduct a MITM attack. While they certainly are in the best position to do so, given that they are, by their very nature, a MITM, they can't actually insert themselves arbitrarily in an end-to-end encrypted communication, even if they are privy to all parts of the conversation including the handshake, for the simple reason that they don't hold the private keys for either of the intended parties, meaning that they lack the ability to decrypt the relevant messages.

      That said, we have heard of cases where ISPs (I believe Verizon was caught doing it a few years back on mobile) intercept the handshake and strip necessary flags from it, thus dropping the connection to a less secure/insecure protocol that they are more than capable of reading. Granted, that basically breaks the encryption, but there are ways around that as well. For instance, an ISP could easily spoof the certificate authority to serve up their own credentials, or could even provide their own updates to the CA lists used by the major browsers so that their credentials would be recognized as valid for virtually any domain.

      Granted, there are ways around such things (e.g. sneakernet in a valid CA list with their public keys), but they'd be able to cover a huge swath of the population with measures like those, and while it may take awhile to get up to speed, there's not much preventing a government from compelling ISPs to make use of tools of that sort.

    14. Re: no end-to-end no streaming media by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I overstated things a bit, unfortunately. Corrections and clarifications are in a followup post.

      That said, they could just reject a packet if they're not capable of doing deep packet inspection on it. And for consumer-level (i.e. tier 3) ISPs, they'd be present for the handshake, meaning that they may be able to stop the encryption before it begins, which is something they've already been caught doing.

    15. Re: no end-to-end no streaming media by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 2

      I have set up several servers serving random data. My job is making random data and making things that make random data.
      If the government seized my computer and assumed the large random binary files on my disk were encrypted, they would be wrong. They are large random bit strings only.

      Like this!"

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      I should use this sig to advertise my book ISBN-13 : 978-1501515132.
    16. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      It would also mean the end of DRM, so the US will probably have to nuke Britain.

      I don't know. Can we hit such a small target from orbit? [ Ba Bam - Britain slam :-) ]

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    17. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It's not end-to-end when one of the ends is compromised. They don't care as long as they can force Netflix to give them your data.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    18. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      End of DRM ... perhaps this is not such a terrible proposal after all :)

    19. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought a Brit invented the internet?

      No. Only the WWW.

    20. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "ends" they are talking about are individuals, not corporations. Corporations can be more easily compelled to provide access to data, once they have it.

    21. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by Drethon · · Score: 1

      Then why do you care if there is nothing you can do?

    22. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by qeveren · · Score: 1

      Oh no no no no, this law only applies to the peons, I'm sure.

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    23. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by NotAPK · · Score: 1

      Actually I thought the post deserved to be in bold. Nice one.

    24. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and say good bye to the banking industry. Let's destroy the entire financial infrastructure of England, idiots ...

    25. Re: no end-to-end no streaming media by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 2

      Thank you for filling my server's disk.
      I've limited the amount to 16 Mbytes so you can't do that.

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    26. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by skids · · Score: 1

      There's no reason to use a CA

      Er, Verisign and a lot of other big "private" certificate authorities have been hacked years ago.

      What part of "no reason to use a CA" was hard to understand?

      CAs are only there for convenience. Anyone willing to go through the proper steps do not need a CA to set up crypto, just either an offline way to exchange seed material, or some communication channel that they know cannot be interfered with by snoopers plus a secure key exchange protocol. Note, that is "interfered" as in you'd need write access to attack it. It does not matter if the channel can be eavesdropped.

    27. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Er, Verisign and a lot of other big "private" certificate authorities have been hacked years ago.

      Verisign is not a private CA in any sense of the word. The CA that I set up for myself and my VPN so I can connect to my office network securely when I'm working at a customer site? That's a private CA.

      The CA that's set up by a company that's used internally and for direct customers of that company? That's sort of a private CA. A hell of a lot closer than Verisign is, anyway...

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    28. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by skids · · Score: 4, Informative

      YMMV. It depends on the application and the implementation.

      Modern Apple and Microsoft dot1x supplicants do pin on first use, but the only consequence of that is if someone spoofs a cert, the user gets a popup, and how they react to that depends on their training.

      Android dot1x supplicants won't, and won't even allow you to pin a particular CA to limit exposure when using a public CA, nor even check the DN, so you are vulnerable to any old stolen key/certificate pair signed by a CA in the base OS trusted list.

      If you set it up by hand, wpa-supplicant for Linux has the ability to pin either a particular cert or a CA/DN. Various GUI config tools may or may not support setting these options.

      For IPSEC VPN, Windows supplicants cannot pin a CA/DN unless you use EAP-PEAP-MSCHAPv2 either for L2TP/IKEv1 or as the auth protocol in IKEv2, and it must be pinned manually or through a setup/install script. If you use EAP-MSCHAPv2/IKEv2 there is a check that DNS matches the DN, but that's not much extra security if your OS store includes a compromised CA, and Windows also cannot support DH groups higher than modp2048 in a RAS dialer, only in the decidedly user-unfriendly firewall policy feature set. Some 3rd-party VPN clients improve things slightly but often still play it loose with the store/validation. If installed through a mobileconfig, OSX and IOS do support locking things down, I think... that's next on my list of things to kick the tires on. Strongswan on linux pretty much kicks ass, once you've patched it up past the oopsie they had with the EAP state machine, but again, not an end-user-friendly animal so you are at the mercy of GUI tools to not be setting things up wrong.

      The whole crypto landscape is a bit of a mess on the client side... the above doesn't really scratch the surface.

    29. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by Alypius · · Score: 1

      I didn't know Al Gore was British!

    30. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by sjames · · Score: 2

      Internet security is imperfect. However, in this case, the UK would have to have stolen the signing certs for all existing CAs to intercept all HTTPS without it becoming obvious.

      When corporate gateways intercept HTTPS, they do it by installing a new CA cert in all the browsers and it is obvious.

      Of course, if Netflix ships an app with a privately generated cert embedded in it, none of the above will work unless they get hacked too.

    31. Re: no end-to-end no streaming media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google, Apple, and Microsoft are less powerful than the NSA, but as far as online stuff goes, they're probably ahead of most other countries/actors. They control the standards that make the web work.

    32. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are solutions to this based on blockchain technology creating a new certificate model. More info about this on youtube.

    33. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget that Netflix uses encryption to protect Netflix, not the customer. And they, like the banks and other authorized institutions will of course get a license to encrypt to the app you will have to use to access their service, which will still have builtin back doors. HTTPS is not a thing to them. It is, and always will be broken. Stolen certs went and still go for years before being detected. That is usually the case with all detected breaches. So, I have to disagree that it would be obvious. They are discovered only by the pure chance that the thief got sloppy and somebody bumps into them by accident.

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    34. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a moment I thought this story was about Russia. I had to scroll up and check the title again.

    35. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by hucker75 · · Score: 0

      Really? Set up your own encryption.

    36. Re:no end-to-end no streaming media by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      HTTPS is completely arbitrary now. Under windows 10 with targeted forced upgrades, the NSA/FBI in agreement with M$, can stick you with a tailored patch that doesn't remove bugs so much as add them in (encryption completely arbitrary and it is a global criminal program). The same goes with any individualised patch program coming out of the US. Either you download the patch files individually anonymously or you lose control of your security with bundled patches which require log in and even worse compulsory upgrades that can occur at any time when your or more accurate their computer that they let you use, is connected to the internet and is allowed to connect to a secret security letter company. The UK it seems is just more up front about it and wants to scare people off where as the US is more interested in labour slaves in the US prison industrial complex (where the bulk of US workers will end up residing unless Americans start taking real action).

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  3. Welp... by PvtVoid · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ... so much for anybody ever using a British ISP for anything. Aren't "conservatives" supposed to support corporate interests, instead of killing businesses outright?

    1. Re:Welp... by SniffTheGlove · · Score: 1

      Too bloody right!!! That all SSL traffic out of the windown, my secure mail server will now not be secure, no more buying on the internet, no watching Netflix, no watching BBC iPlayer and no smegging flap jacks

    2. Re:Welp... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      so much for anybody ever using a British ISP for anything.

      Mind telling me how they will get internet service then?

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      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    3. Re:Welp... by Jawnn · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... so much for anybody ever using a British ISP for anything. Aren't "conservatives" supposed to support corporate interests, instead of killing businesses outright?

      Yes, but they're also supposed to be almost completely clueless when it comes to "all that computer stuff", so a little "mixed messaging" is to be expected.

    4. Re:Welp... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it appears that brexit and the shitstorm since has pretty much given the u.k. as bleak an outlook as we have here in the u.s.

      if the brits would get those cricket bats out of their collective asses, they would realize the e.u. is a better place for them, the e.u., don't forget, bent over for the brits and allowed significant u.k. demands (opt outs) -- like keeping their borders closed (checkpoints, not free travel area), and keeping their currency (god save the queen.... on our banknotes) and a bunch of other seemingly less significant things (but still important enough for the brits to whine like snotty little kids)

    5. Re:Welp... by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      On the bright side, I'm sure all the criminals that already break lots of existing laws will respect this UK demand for an end to end-to-end encryption....

    6. Re:Welp... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, I think that's kind of the point. They wont.

    7. Re:Welp... by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Butthurt is the only reason parent is modded down. Parent is spot on, as any EU resident who's not been in a coma for the last decade or two can tell you.

      Seriously. I like Britain and the British just fine (just spent a holiday there, in fact), but to the EU (including this EU national), the UK looks an awfully lot like that spoiled brat who quit the game because he got the rules bent "only" 90% in his favour.

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      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
    8. Re:Welp... by SCPaPaJoe · · Score: 1

      I believe EMV requires end to end encryption to process chip cards.So, no more credit cards.

    9. Re:Welp... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing conservative about these jokers.

      If you define conservatism as conserving some ideal past, then never in our history has there ever been such a surveillance state.
      If you define it as a set of principles, then those principles always include small limited government to allow maximum personal liberty. I'm not seeing much of either in such policies.

      These authoritarians (both on the "left" and "right") have usurped these labels. It's time to start calling them what they are: big government, power hungry, authoritarians - and they are infesting both parties.

    10. Re:Welp... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your definition of an end is different to their definition!
      If the information is known from one end then there is no end to end!

    11. Re:Welp... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... so much for anybody ever using a British ISP for anything. Aren't "conservatives" supposed to support corporate interests, instead of killing businesses outright?

      Yes, but they're also supposed to be almost completely clueless when it comes to "all that computer stuff", so a little "mixed messaging" is to be expected.

      Maybe when the politicians have back accounts hacked and treasury emptied, they will change their mind. Of course, they could block the rest of the world, there goes anyone wanting to do business with UK. Or is it England/Wales as Scotland and Ireland want to stay in the EU.

  4. Idioits by ITRambo · · Score: 5, Informative

    Again, idiots in government finds new ways to turn law abiding citizens into criminals, or even terrorists.

    1. Re:Idioits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Again, idiots in government finds new ways to turn law abiding citizens into criminals, or even terrorists.

      It's the Progressive way. Make everyday things illegal then enforce it with nuance. That way when the government doesn't like you for some reason, they can go after you.

    2. Re:Idioits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Progressive Conservatives. Neat!

    3. Re:Idioits by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      You consider the Tories "progressive", do you?

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    4. Re:Idioits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You consider the Tories "progressive", do you?

      He's American. If you're conservative, then everything you disagree with is obviously a plot by "progressives", and vice versa. It has nothing to do with whether that makes any sense or has anything to do with those goals or values, it's just that our entire political system has devolved to nothing but false equivalence, hyperbole, strawman arguments, and tu quoque fallacies.

    5. Re:Idioits by axewolf · · Score: 2

      They aren't idiots....they do this on purpose at the bidding of their masters....stop making excuses for tyranny

  5. First? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah I'm sure that's going to work.

  6. Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ssh+talk/write

    1. Re:Simple solution by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      That's not a "simple solution". That's something that a group of geeks know how to do, not generic, every person who has a phone gets private communication. Further to that, the fact that you're using ssh and talking over it makes it end-to-end encryption that's banned by this law.

  7. AAAH? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thermorectal cryptoanalysis for Britain?

  8. My illusions have been shattered by wcrowe · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is so disappointing for an American. We Americans have always been a little insecure about our accents, our education level, etc, and we look at the British, with their smart-sounding accents, and their large vocabularies, and we just intrinsically KNOW that they are smarter than us. And then something like this happens that shatters our illusions, and tells us that British people can be just as dumb as anyone else.

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    1. Re:My illusions have been shattered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ?? brexit

    2. Re:My illusions have been shattered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are utter dolts. Have you listened to BBC? Their press conferences have these idiots in politics talking about some cat in charge of something or other and how much they love the cat. They make horrible jokes and the choir laughs and laps it up. The voters voted for brexit thinking it wouldn't happen, then they woke up and it did and they regretted doing so? They add the 'r' sound to words that don't have an r at the end? I am glad we are separated by more than just a little channel.

    3. Re:My illusions have been shattered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I've been looking at this whole Brexit thing with horror, not because the EU is great or anything, but the whole reason for Brexit is completely based on racism. And hearing all these Brexit politician speak and the way they act... Who knew there was so much white trash in Great Britain? Like you said, aren't the British supposed to be sophisticated and cultured, unlike us? Apparently not..

    4. Re:My illusions have been shattered by 110010001000 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Any American who has actually been to the UK (or outside of the US) isn't surprised at all. Travel is good. It teaches you there are morons everywhere.

    5. Re:My illusions have been shattered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We Brits have great way to ensure the success of our country. We know that the cleverest people make the most money so we ensure that only their offspring get a decent education by sending their children to the most expensive schools. Those same offspring then get high paying jobs in the city. As we know, every process has some waste and some of the rich kids are too stupid to do well at these executive schools and so a place has to be found for them during their adult life. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you ... the British Government.

    6. Re:My illusions have been shattered by 110010001000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Stop blaming racism for every decision that voters make you don't like. Idiots.

    7. Re:My illusions have been shattered by fnj · · Score: 2

      smart-sounding accents

      Not everybody in the UK enunciates in Received Pronunciation like a BBC announcer. Nothing sounds any dumber than a Cockney accent, gov'ner. Midlands is pretty crazy too. Cornwall accent can be falling-down funny. If you're a devotee of Doc Martin, you just love the sound of it. Scottish English is truly to be savored; very difficult to comprehend though.

      It isn't just the UK and USA that are separated by a common language. The UK is itself separated into fragments by a common language. Before you even get to Welsh and Scots.

    8. Re:My illusions have been shattered by DeafAnchovy · · Score: 2, Informative

      People have been on TV saying that they voted because of racism. Racist attacks have increased since the Referendum. Arsehole.

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    9. Re:My illusions have been shattered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is so disappointing for an American. We Americans have always been a little insecure about our accents, our education level, etc, and we look at the British, with their smart-sounding accents, and their large vocabularies, and we just intrinsically KNOW that they are smarter than us.

      Project much?

    10. Re:My illusions have been shattered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop trying to pretend that racism and xenophobia don't play a very large part of human interaction at very great cost to society and our future.

    11. Re:My illusions have been shattered by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. The majority of people are morons. The problem is however morons with lust for power and disregards for their fellow human beings, because they usually find ways to make the average moron cheer for them, vote for them, etc.

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    12. Re:My illusions have been shattered by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Nice. Makes perfect sense as it is fully consistent with the observable facts.

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    13. Re:My illusions have been shattered by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      >People have been on TV saying that they voted because of racism. This is called selection bias. Journalists are quite happy to portray the average white guy as racist - haven't you noticed? So they mostly air the racist comments and throw out the other ones. What you thought journalists ensured a homogenized, representative sample of what they broadcast? LOL

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    14. Re:My illusions have been shattered by operagost · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm sure that terrorist who plowed over a bunch of people in Nice did it because of Brexit. He did, according to your logic. And I went to make myself a sandwich, but the bread was moldy. Brexit.

      Some people voted for Obama over here just because he is (part) black. That doesn't mean all Obama supporters are racist. And we had some terrorist attacks during his terms... that doesn't mean Obama opponents are all racists, either. In fact, none of it really has anything to do with anything. That's why post hoc arguments are dumb.

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    15. Re:My illusions have been shattered by phayes · · Score: 2

      That there are UK racists who voted for brexit but that does not mean that everyone who voted for brexit is a racist. Many who oppose racism voted brexit to protest the former government and/or because Corbyn, the current Labor head thinks that he has a better chance at becoming PM without the rest of the EEC socialists telling everyone he's daft.

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    16. Re:My illusions have been shattered by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Really? Show me a clip where someone says "they voted because of racism". Racists don't admit to it. BRexit wasn't about racism: it was about the poor working class feeling like they were getting shit on.

    17. Re:My illusions have been shattered by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Who is pretending? Racism/xenophobia are common traits. It is part of what humans are, even though people like you won't admit it. The point is that not every decision that people make is due to racism.

    18. Re:My illusions have been shattered by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      That is why most leaders are psychopaths in my opinion. Political and corporate.

    19. Re:My illusions have been shattered by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      "Rule of Law" == rule of power and money grubbing scum in the pockets of mega-corporation's cartel thugs

    20. Re:My illusions have been shattered by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      At least this kind of thing couldn't happen in America. We are the herald of freedom, the trumpet of ... trump of ... Trump ...

      Oh, shit.

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    21. Re:My illusions have been shattered by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      This bad decision != Every bad decision.

      But the Brexit campaign was nothing if not racist. I'd like to be able describe it as "thinly veiled" but it wasn't even *thinly* disguised as anything other than anti-immigrant/anti-foreigner. In other words--racist to the core, yes.

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    22. Re:My illusions have been shattered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go look up Nigel Farage. He's the London equivalent of a hillbilly waving the confederate flag.

    23. Re:My illusions have been shattered by swillden · · Score: 1

      And then something like this happens that shatters our illusions, and tells us that British people can be just as dumb as anyone else.

      Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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    24. Re: My illusions have been shattered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I look with horror on the number of idiots who think 'racism' means 'having a problem with the behavior of anybody who isn't white'.

      I'm not British but I see no racism in that vote. What I see is people tired of being told what to do by outsiders who don't answer to the people, and also people tired of uninvited 'refugees' coming to their country with incompatible notions of culture, law, economics, etc. in such numbers as to produce a very real danger to the culture and safety of the citizens of their nation.

      Just because the 'refugees' in question are a different skin tone does NOT make this racism.

    25. Re:My illusions have been shattered by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      It's a subconscious reflex caused by the accent. Even a complete dolt sounds intelligent and authoritative when speaking in the Received Pronunciation (ie. BBC English). The RP adds a few points to the default sexiness of the speaker as well.

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    26. Re:My illusions have been shattered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      John Oliver called. He wants his joke back.

    27. Re:My illusions have been shattered by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      They have their version of the "south" as well.

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    28. Re:My illusions have been shattered by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Really? Show me a clip where someone says "they voted because of racism". Racists don't admit to it.

      No. They rely on slogans like, "Make <insert country here> White - I mean, 'Great' - Again." to make their point.

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    29. Re:My illusions have been shattered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any American who has actually been to the UK (or outside of the US) isn't surprised at all. Travel is good. It teaches you there are morons everywhere.

      I agree. Traveling also teaches you how many goodly creatures are there in the UK. Like the completely random elderly couple that kindly helped me in Crewe station when I was lost; like the late night 6'4" Liverpudlian thugface who helped me find the hotel when I was drunk. Like the immigration officer who smiled at me on arrival. Many shades of grey in this world.

    30. Re:My illusions have been shattered by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

      While it's true that many leave voters are not racists, many did vote leave for racist reasons even if they didn't fully realize it.

      The idea that the country is "full" or that immigrants take all the jobs or clog up the NHS comes from racism. The problem is not immigrants, it's the failure of government after government to build enough houses or manage immigration properly. The real racists have used these bogus arguments to get what they want, and got a lot of unwitting voters to support them.

      In the next few years those people will realize that they have been conned, when immigration fails to reach the "tens of thousands" level, much less then 30k that UKIP wants, and the housing and NHS situations don't significantly improve or get worse.

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    31. Re:My illusions have been shattered by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Because Americans would love an outside governing body (EU) to tell us how to conduct trade...

    32. Re:My illusions have been shattered by clonehappy · · Score: 1

      Why are some people so concerned with blaming every action or opinion in the world that they don't like on "racism". Do you know how sick average people are of hearing your tired brand of tripe?

    33. Re:My illusions have been shattered by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      The US isn't part of the EU.

    34. Re:My illusions have been shattered by clonehappy · · Score: 1

      at very great cost to society and our future.

      Citation needed. The only people that see racists everywhere are other racists. It's like homophobes, the ones that yell the loudest about others being gay ususally are pretty well in the closet themselves. Cut the shit.

    35. Re:My illusions have been shattered by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Yeah because it hadn't anything to do with trade and taxation....moron....

    36. Re:My illusions have been shattered by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      Ha! I had no idea. I don't watch John Oliver. That's funny. :-)

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    37. Re: My illusions have been shattered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop pretending they do. Most people don't have the energy to give a fuck about anything beyond their top ?two? Priorities. Only a very small minority has racism in their top two priorities

    38. Re:My illusions have been shattered by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Stop blaming racism for every decision that voters make you don't like. Idiots.

      I supposed you're one of those people who think that the Brexit was a vote on democracy? Well all I have to say is hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahah oh man you'll believe anything.

    39. Re:My illusions have been shattered by Teun · · Score: 1
      Have a look around the net and you'll find many reports similar to this one:
      http://edition.cnn.com/2016/06...

      (CNN)Racial abuse is on the rise in post-Brexit Britain, a Conservative British MP said as police confirmed they were investigating several racially motivated crimes.
      Anti-immigrant leaflets saying "Leave the EU - no more Polish vermin" were put on cars near a school, local police said, the day after the country voted to leave the European Union.

      On Sunday, the Polish Social and Cultural Association in Hammersmith, west London, was allegedly vandalized with a racist slogan.

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    40. Re:My illusions have been shattered by phayes · · Score: 1

      So all brexit voters are just racists that don't realise that they are racists... because you say that they are racists. That certainly makes everything clear.

      France had it's own referendum on Europe in 1995 that was defeated by an even higher margin than for brexit. Not because the majority that voted no is racist, but exactly like for the brits as a protest vote against an unpopular government. The only difference is that Sarkozy overrode the referendum and agreed to the European Constitution anyway whereas Cameron folded like a dishrag.

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    41. Re:My illusions have been shattered by Alypius · · Score: 1

      I find that foreign travel is wonderful for narrowing one's mind.

    42. Re:My illusions have been shattered by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

      Did you even read my post? Clearly explained the history of the idea. I even directly and clearly contradicted the conclusion you came too, because I knew idiots would try to reach it. I actually anticipated your stupidity, that's how simple your mind is.

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    43. Re:My illusions have been shattered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just cut to the chase. Everything is racist all the time. This is getting really old, you disingenuous fuckers.

    44. Re: My illusions have been shattered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Farage is articulate with reasonable and well thought out policies.

      You're just a butthurt Leftie loser. Go fill in your UB40 and stfu.
       

    45. Re:My illusions have been shattered by phayes · · Score: 1

      I argued that the protest vote was more important, giving the example of France which is clearly pro-european yet shot down a european referendum to protest an unpopular government.

      You argue that "many" brexit voters are closet racists because you label them so -- with no further proof than your opinion.

      There is indeed an idiot here, but it's not me.

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    46. Re:My illusions have been shattered by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

      I didn't say people are closet racists, I anticipated you would make that mistake and was careful to state clearly the very opposite.

      Come back when you have read and understood my post.

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    47. Re:My illusions have been shattered by phayes · · Score: 1

      Really? You anticipated it? Your assumed superiority must make you feel so superior to everyone you meet. Too bad both are lies you tell yourself to make yourself feel less alone.

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    48. Re:My illusions have been shattered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? You anticipated it? Your assumed superiority must make you feel so superior to everyone you meet. Too bad both are lies you tell yourself to make yourself feel less alone.

      It's really quite evident, if you actually read the sentence.

      "While it's true that many leave voters are not racists, many did vote leave for racist reasons even if they didn't fully realize it."

      That first part? It's anticipating your rebuttal, about the only change I'd make, is maybe the second "many" to "others" but that's just a preference, not a requirement.

  9. That's not how end-to-end encryption works by Software · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Are they going to force Google, Microsoft, and Mozilla to add in British-government-controlled certificate authorities to their browsers distributed in the UK? Or force hardware vendors to provide access to decrypted data on end-users' machines? I don't think they've thought through how little control over the process CSPs have.

    I'm also wondering - does the financial sector get a pass from these directives? If not, good luck keeping London as the de-facto headquarters for the financial sector in Europe. If so, I wonder how they plan to restrict encryption to only the financial center?

    1. Re:That's not how end-to-end encryption works by I4ko · · Score: 3, Informative

      Eurasia and Oceania now have the same legislation like so

    2. Re:That's not how end-to-end encryption works by XXongo · · Score: 2

      Are they going to force Google, Microsoft, and Mozilla to add in British-government-controlled certificate authorities to their browsers distributed in the UK? Or force hardware vendors to provide access to decrypted data on end-users' machines? I don't think they've thought through how little control over the process CSPs have.

      The Russians have declared that they are going to be doing it. So, sure, why not the Brits?

      (of course, we used to point to the Russians as the poster example of "no freedom." But that was then, this is now, and I guess that's changed, right? No more commies, so they must be free!)

      I'm also wondering - does the financial sector get a pass from these directives? If not, good luck keeping London as the de-facto headquarters for the financial sector in Europe. If so, I wonder how they plan to restrict encryption to only the financial center?

      Didn't you hear? The Brits voted to give up on having London as the financial center for Europe. That's what Brexit accomplishes, since there's no chance in hell that the Europeans will give Britain the financial access to European markets if Britain leaves.

    3. Re:That's not how end-to-end encryption works by swb · · Score: 1

      I'm also wondering - does the financial sector get a pass from these directives?

      It's kind of funny how you think the "rule of law" is some kind of universal concept that applies to everyone equally.

      Of course this is meant to be selectively applied and not meant to be applied in a way that hurts their financial benefactors.

      In other terms...

      "Plebian, this law only applies to you. Our productive Equites and Senatores are not governed by this rule. Now, move along before I report your disloyal questioning to the Censor."

    4. Re:That's not how end-to-end encryption works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Are they going to force Google, Microsoft, and Mozilla to add in British-government-controlled certificate authorities to their browsers distributed in the UK? Or force hardware vendors to provide access to decrypted data on end-users' machines? I don't think they've thought through how little control over the process CSPs have.

      I'm also wondering - does the financial sector get a pass from these directives? If not, good luck keeping London as the de-facto headquarters for the financial sector in Europe. If so, I wonder how they plan to restrict encryption to only the financial center?

      Had to read the letter of the law. The intent sounds like they are gunning for applications that people are using to primarily communicate with in real time. Things like Skype, Facebook Messenger, Threema, etc.

      Things like OneDrive, Google Drive, buying crap from Amazon and banking are probably not the intended targets. But, again, that would depend on the letter of the law.

    5. Re:That's not how end-to-end encryption works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may well be on to something here. Perhaps the UK government sees spying on financial data as a way to get insider information that can be used to play the financial markets. Given Brexit and the growing queue exiting the UK for greener financial pastures, it may be their only hope to save their economy. However, one does have to wonder if the transaction fees imposed by MI5, will be so large that it will become impossible for them to make a profit even with insider trading.

    6. Re:That's not how end-to-end encryption works by bhetrick · · Score: 3, Informative

      No. Read up on how the Great Firewall of China works. If the client requests a secure connection, and doesn't accept a certificate signed by the State MITM Attacker (claiming to be the connection target, if necessary generated on the fly) the connection goes no further. It's actually quite simple.

      It can be worked around by letting the State MITM the connection with a proxy, then using real security for the connection through the proxy. Don't get discovered, though: doing this is terrorism. And proxies as they are discovered turn into honeypots leading to more terrorists. Your continued freedom depends on the operational security of everyone using the proxy, and on luck besides.

    7. Re:That's not how end-to-end encryption works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm also wondering - does the financial sector get a pass from these directives?

      It's kind of funny how you think the "rule of law" is some kind of universal concept that applies to everyone equally.

      Of course this is meant to be selectively applied and not meant to be applied in a way that hurts their financial benefactors.

      In other terms...

      "Plebian, this law only applies to you. Our productive Equites and Senatores are not governed by this rule. Now, move along before I report your disloyal questioning to the Censor."

      Or to badly quote Leona Helmsley "Encryption is not for the little people".

    8. Re:That's not how end-to-end encryption works by cdrudge · · Score: 2

      The Russians have declared that they are going to be doing it. So, sure, why not the Brits?

      It'll be fun watching the Brits and Russia fight it out while each trying to be secure since both are essentially demanding the keys for everything.

    9. Re:That's not how end-to-end encryption works by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Airstrip One is part of Oceania. Always has been, too.

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    10. Re:That's not how end-to-end encryption works by rea1l1 · · Score: 1

      "If not, good luck keeping London as the de-facto headquarters for the financial sector in Europe."

      Interestingly enough, none of this legislation applies at all, whatsoever, to those financial institutions, not because they have been exempted from this legilstaion, but because these institutions are located within a sovereign corporate state that exists centered in London City, ambiguously named The City of London. This state is absolutely outside of the law of Great Britain. It is also known by another name - "the Crown". "The Crown" is not a reference to the queen nor royal family head, but to this corporation-dominated state. Have you ever heard of a "crown colony"? Those were run by this corporate oligarchy, ever protected from the laws of democratic republics.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    11. Re:That's not how end-to-end encryption works by rea1l1 · · Score: 1

      The financial sector is outside of the legislative powers of the British government:
      https://www.theguardian.com/co...

    12. Re:That's not how end-to-end encryption works by catprog · · Score: 1

      I don't think this will stop London being the de-facto headquarters for the financial sector in Europe.

      I think Brexit will do that first

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  10. Now this I gotta see! by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    The only way is to make the ISPs to drop encrypted packets into Null Island.

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    1. Re: Now this I gotta see! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, appreciated the reference.

  11. Good luck with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    End-to-end starts and ends at the device.. What exactly do they think an ISP is going to be able to do if the data is already encrypted when it hits their network? I suppose they could block the traffic, but that's so trivially simple to get around, it would be pointless..

    1. Re:Good luck with that? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      I suppose they could block the traffic, but that's so trivially simple to get around...

      How do you get around a cut cable?

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    2. Re:Good luck with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you get around a cut cable?

      By turning on the WiFi. See simple...

    3. Re:Good luck with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you get around a cut cable?

      Wifi!

    4. Re:Good luck with that? by msauve · · Score: 1

      "How do you get around a cut cable?"

      Wireless, obviously.

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    5. Re: Good luck with that? by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

      Encode encrypted messages using pseudo poetry or something. Make it an approximation of the crap many post on fingers these days. Using a 24k article full of new age bullshit to transmit 1k of encrypted text is quite feasible.

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    6. Re:Good luck with that? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      And what does that "wireless" connects to? If memory serves, somewhere along the line an ISP is involved. Or can we just shoot the signal straight into the Cloud® now?

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    7. Re:Good luck with that? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      It is _politicians_ that want this. As in "people that tried to learn something useful, but failed". Nobody that has any connection to reality left would ever want to be a politician.

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    8. Re:Good luck with that? by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What exactly do they think an ISP is going to be able to do if the data is already encrypted when it hits their network?

      Simple: they legislate that the ISP has to decrypt it.

      It's not much different than the US state government which legislated the Pi equals 3.

    9. Re: Good luck with that? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      First person to make an encryption protocol that disguises the data as a funny cat video wins 50 Internet Points.

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    10. Re: Good luck with that? by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      First person to make an encryption protocol that disguises the data as a funny cat video wins 50 Internet Points

      OK, I'm done. Send my my points in BitCoin equivalent.

      Signed,
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    11. Re:Good luck with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll just go back to the UUCP days, and bypass everything else.

    12. Re: Good luck with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Into the new internet the non centralized mesh that will arise if something like this actually comes about... yes crossing oceans becomes a challenge but nothing is invincible

    13. Re:Good luck with that? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Just drive down the road and disconnect all your neighbors. At some point the critical mass of angry peasants with pitchforks is reached and that idiocracy ends.

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    14. Re: Good luck with that? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's actually not that hard.

      If I just had a little more time at my hands.

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    15. Re:Good luck with that? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      I'm more inclined to believe that the peasants will just comply with whatever the government tells them. As long as there is dinner on the table, not much is going to happen.

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  12. UK and CHINA by sirber · · Score: 1

    Is it the same country?

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    1. Re:UK and CHINA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      not yet, but after brexit that merger is on the cards

    2. Re:UK and CHINA by sunderland56 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is it the same country?

      No. China has decent food.

    3. Re:UK and CHINA by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

      Perhaps this is what the UK had to institute in order to attract Chinese state investors to bail out the UK economy.

    4. Re:UK and CHINA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UK has Chinese food.

    5. Re:UK and CHINA by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Even the Chinese food in the UK sucks.

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    6. Re:UK and CHINA by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      China is what the political class of the UK would very much like the country to become, IMO.

      A rich, privelliged upper class, rolling in filthy lucre, lording it over an oppressed and uneducated, expendable and exploitable underclass.

      I think that's the Conservative party's wet dream. A few of them have actually said as much. In public!

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    7. Re:UK and CHINA by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      No. China has decent food.

      I admit it's been nearly 15 years since I was in the UK, but I found nothing wrong with the food. Now, I tend to like fish and chips (which nobody does consistently better than Britain) and your basic "steak and potatoes" kind of pub food. Maybe the fancier restaurants have crappy food, but I never went to any of them.

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  13. mandate over reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    force CSPs to "develop and maintain a technical capability to remove encryption that has been applied to communications or data".

    So they are going to mandate ISPs perform man-in-the-middle attacks to break end-to-end encryption?!? That would be quite the technical feat! Who knew hard encryption could be so easily broken by mandate.

  14. Not possible by SmilingBoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If someone like an ISP can remove an encryption, it is not end-to-end encryption in the first place.

    1. Re:Not possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you get it?? The Lord Home Sec has the POWER, encryption won't stand a chance again his magic wand!

    2. Re:Not possible by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      TLS has unique challenges in this regard.

      In theory, a hostile Government can pressure the CA to provide a signature for a MITM certificate, although this is transparent (it's easily discovered if that certificate is ever revoked, and identifiable if the old certificate is known).

      A hostile Government can pressure the end provider (e.g. Google) to submit their Private key, thus breaking TLS: the Client asks the Server for its Certificate, then uses that Certificate to dictate a session key (and client certificate) to the Server. A passive eavesdropper with the server's Private Key can decrypt this exchange.

      The best I can come up with is the Client sends the Server a random public key, and the Server sends the Client a session key; then the hostile Government must use a MITM to break it. A passive eavesdropper can be stopped, but an active MITM can't.

      Your endpoints have to be non-hostile for end-to-end encryption to work. If they're infiltrated, it doesn't work.

    3. Re:Not possible by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1

      Still, you need to get one of the "ends" to co-operate. And as long as this is not a British Communication Service Provider, the law will not apply to them. In any case, asking one end to hand over the keys is not really "removing end-to-end encryption".

    4. Re:Not possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will be, inside the government-approved weak-sauce option which they pinky-promise not to systematically open up just for snooping's sake.

    5. Re:Not possible by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you have the private key, you can listen in on encryption. If you do some monkey business in the protocol, you can make a passive eaves drop impossible even in this situation; in which case, if you have the private key, you can insert yourself in the network path and mediate the conversation, thus accessing the plaintext while posing as the end server in a way the client is 100% incapable of identifying and unable to mitigate.

      Having one end hand over the keys does, in fact, completely remove end-to-end encryption for that eavesdropper.

    6. Re:Not possible by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1

      But how does this law give you the power to ask a non-British company to hand over the private keys?

    7. Re:Not possible by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      You hack their computer and you don't get extradited for it if they find out.

    8. Re:Not possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone like an ISP can remove an encryption, it is not end-to-end encryption in the first place.

      It's not just ISPs. The actual definitions of terms mean that obligations also cover those who facilitate the creation of messages to be transmitted by a telecommunications service. So if a UK firm distributes an end-to-end encrypted messenger, they have to be able to remove the encryption.

      (11) “Telecommunications service” means any service that consists in the provision
      of access to, and of facilities for making use of, any telecommunication system
      (whether or not one provided by the person providing the service).

      (12) For the purposes of subsection (11), the cases in which a service is to be taken
      to consist in the provision of access to, and of facilities for making use of, a
      telecommunication system include any case where a service consists in or
      includes facilitating the creation, management or storage of communications
      transmitted, or that may be transmitted, by means of such a system.

    9. Re:Not possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you get it?? The Lord Home Sec has the POWER, encryption won't stand a chance again his magic wand!

      Her.

    10. Re:Not possible by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      If someone like an ISP can remove an encryption, it is not end-to-end encryption in the first place.

      If someone can remove the wheels from their bicycle, then it's not a bicycle?

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    11. Re:Not possible by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1

      OK, I see. I wonder whether it would apply to companies like Google with headquarters outside the UK but with a UK office.

    12. Re:Not possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I see. I wonder whether it would apply to companies like Google with headquarters outside the UK but with a UK office.

      Tricky. Technically it would apply to the UK office, but the UK office probably would not have the power to coerce the people in CA who could make it happen. This could well end up in court, and who knows how it will be resolved. Certainly the government will run a propaganda campaign claiming that Google is protecting paedos and terrorists.

      A more interesting impact is on open-source / free-software developers. Notice how the definitions do not require the service to be provided "by way of business". It may be that all UK developers have to be tossed out of any project that develops crypto - or possibly just uses crypto!

    13. Re:Not possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I initially thought the same thing... They can start spoofing certificates for intercepting ssl connections like https websites or openvpn/ipsec tunnels.

      That won't help them with people who set up their own end-to-end encryption.

      But then the CSP/ISP can just refuse to carry any traffic they can't decrypt.

      FSB has the same goal, and probably the same result. Poor encryption or zero communication by government regulation.

  15. cant wait for no https ise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then your all pwned ill publsh some nce lil bits to all the baddies and you all can enjoy NO ENCRYPTION

  16. Thanks UK Gov! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A big thanks to UK Gov. In following their US overlords and Russian compatriots into the realms of data-fascism they close the door to fiscal certainty of their own tech industries and open one in support of all the open source or offshore industries offering e2e encryption to bypass their pointless provincial rules. To restate an great man (if you replace Cyberspace with Internet):

    We have no elected government, nor are we likely to have one, so I address you with no greater authority than that with which liberty itself always speaks. I declare the global social space we are building to be naturally independent of the tyrannies you seek to impose on us. You have no moral right to rule us nor do you possess any methods of enforcement we have true reason to fear.

    Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed. You have neither solicited nor received ours. We did not invite you. You do not know us, nor do you know our world. Cyberspace does not lie within your borders. Do not think that you can build it, as though it were a public construction project. You cannot. It is an act of nature and it grows itself through our collective actions.

    You have not engaged in our great and gathering conversation, nor did you create the wealth of our marketplaces. You do not know our culture, our ethics, or the unwritten codes that already provide our society more order than could be obtained by any of your impositions.

    You claim there are problems among us that you need to solve. You use this claim as an excuse to invade our precincts. Many of these problems don't exist. Where there are real conflicts, where there are wrongs, we will identify them and address them by our means. We are forming our own Social Contract. This governance will arise according to the conditions of our world, not yours. Our world is different.

    Cyberspace consists of transactions, relationships, and thought itself, arrayed like a standing wave in the web of our communications. Ours is a world that is both everywhere and nowhere, but it is not where bodies live.

    We are creating a world that all may enter without privilege or prejudice accorded by race, economic power, military force, or station of birth.

    We are creating a world where anyone, anywhere may express his or her beliefs, no matter how singular, without fear of being coerced into silence or conformity.

    Your legal concepts of property, expression, identity, movement, and context do not apply to us. They are all based on matter, and there is no matter here.

    Our identities have no bodies, so, unlike you, we cannot obtain order by physical coercion. We believe that from ethics, enlightened self-interest, and the commonweal, our governance will emerge. Our identities may be distributed across many of your jurisdictions. The only law that all our constituent cultures would generally recognize is the Golden Rule. We hope we will be able to build our particular solutions on that basis. But we cannot accept the solutions you are attempting to impose.

    In the United States, you have today created a law, the Telecommunications Reform Act, which repudiates your own Constitution and insults the dreams of Jefferson, Washington, Mill, Madison, DeToqueville, and Brandeis. These dreams must now be born anew in us.

    You are terrified of your own children, since they are natives in a world where you will always be immigrants. Because you fear them, you entrust your bureaucracies with the parental responsibilities you are too cowardly to confront yourselves. In our world, all the sentiments and expressions of humanity, from the debasing to the angelic, are parts of a seamless whole, the global conversation of bits. We cannot separate the air that chokes from the air upon which wings beat.

    In China, Germany, France, Russia, Singapore, Italy and the United States, you are trying to ward off the virus of liberty by erecting guard posts at the frontiers of Cyberspace. These may keep out the contagion for a small time, but they will n

    1. Re:Thanks UK Gov! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wake up, kid: cyberspace does not exist. What exist is a legislative framework that is being updated to include anything done over the internet. Now you can play along, stop trying to circumvent law enforcement, and be a responsable citizen. Or you can try to be the tough guy and have the toys taken from you which is what is done to petulant children when they throw a tantrum too many. The choice is yours but understand this: you are not in any position to make any kind of demand. You can grow up, accept that you cannot do what you want, and be part of a community with rules, or you can be forced to comply.

  17. Having is not the same as using powers by niks42 · · Score: 1

    I mean, the Queen has the theoretical power to have peoples' heads cut off, but she doesn't go around doing it.

    I have a number of NHS Trusts among my customers. One reason they need to have end-to-end encryption is to secure patient identifiable data in transactions. If a reporting radiologist is on call, working out of his home, how is that traffic going to be sent across the Interwebs without breaking the rules in the Care Record Guarantee about keeping patient data safe, and only available to those who have a genuine clinical need?

    Let's hope they never use these powers.

    1. Re:Having is not the same as using powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, the Queen has the theoretical power to have peoples' heads cut off, but she doesn't go around doing it.

      That's because by law, the Monarchy doesn't have ultimate authority. Now, if Parliament orders peoples heads cut off, that's totally legal. And the Monarchy would step in and use it to their advantage to regain control of the country. It's an interesting political balancing act, that's for sure...

  18. Experts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the new Home Secretary, Amber Rudd, who was formerly the secretary of state for Energy and Climate Change

    FFS, same old story one day in charge of energy and climate change the next for day XYZ. This shit should be banned, no wonder we have so many SME's who know jack shit.

  19. Expect Wider Use of OTPs by ytene · · Score: 2

    We already know, as a result of the US finding Osama Bin Laden, than those absolutely determined to do harm can find away around any time of security measures imposed by governments. So ultimately this will not target the factions in our world that are habitually used to justify draconian controls. On the other hand, the imposition of one new control often prompts society to respond by developing alternate solutions. Breaking end-to-end encryption might be viable when entities use the same master keys over and over [i.e. the certificates used to set up SSL encryption through the asynchronous handshake during the session setup. However, this is only one means by which encryption can be activated. Suppose 2 people want to use secure communications. They create an application that generates strings of random numbers which are printed on rice paper. Each person gets one identical copy of the booklet. Then, each time they want to set up secure communications, they use the next number on the pad. The moment the number is used, they eat that sheet of paper [hence use of rice paper]. As a technique it's not foolproof, but it would require physical access to one of the pads. If a session protocol was agreed that required each participant to disclose a key piece of information [securely, after setup] then each party would have a reasonable expectation of the identity of the other... In other words, those who are determined to do the most harm to society will find a way to defeat this, whilst those who may be vulnerable to political interference, may be the most vulnerable. And yes, we could absolutely say, "Hang on, the UK doesn't victimise those with differing political views as long as they are peaceful" [and would be quite correct] but it's the danger of the approach being used elsewhere that would concern me. Well, that and the fact that this is another example of the presumption of innocence being disregarded...

    1. Re:Expect Wider Use of OTPs by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      If you're going to use a one-time-pad like that, make sure not to use the inkwell with the Polonium-based dye...

    2. Re:Expect Wider Use of OTPs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, your stated approach will work except for a couple of things....

      1) You assume the application that generated the strings is not compromised (or the system it runs on.)
      2) You assume that the two people concerned got their OTPs by magic and that the receipt and use of them would not be noticed.
      3) You assume that the spy systems sweeping the Internet would not be capable of detecting signature characteristics of an encryption scheme not used elsewhere.
      4) You assume that we're just talking about two people communicating, and not a larger scale group. Two people can get away with a lot. Five might be noticed. Fifty will be noticed.

      Now, going back in reverse order...

      4) Intelligence services really don't care how two people communicate. They do care about how groups or networks communicate.
      3) Intelligence services care about those who are deviating from the norm. Their first task is to identify whom they want to spy on. Contents of the communications are wonderful and great, but they can waterboard that out of the sender or receiver. Anyway, if they could make all internet traffic plain-text, then those that encrypt stand out like sore thumbs. (Or if they can make those that use protocols that are not commonly known stick out like sore thumbs, the better.)
      2) Having 'rice books' or the equivalent would give a physical artifact that would distinguish the users, as well as give a chance to break open the network by finding who is doing the distribution of same. It would also make these people, even before they're known, targets of interest. The number of people who'd routinely use a real pad OTP, or at all, is a very small subset of the population at large. This is true for any system which requires a nonstandard physical artifact.
      1) You can't make a system that cannot be detected, somehow. A system by which individual messages can't be broken without some knowledge? Maybe. But the reality of that is much closer to https://xkcd.com/538/ This is true for anyone who uses workarounds of the system - they are detectable. Remember: Even if it wasn't by comsec, Osama *was* caught. And killed.

  20. Only applies to domestic providers... by bradley13 · · Score: 1

    This power, if applied, would be imposed upon domestic CSPs [Communication Service Providers]

    All this will do is ensure that anyone with a clue uses services based outside the UK. There will be no UK service providers providing encryption, because no one will trust them.

    Politicians being idiots...but I repeat myself...

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  21. Will they ban browsers with JavaScript? Programmin by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

    Crypto can be done easily in JavaScript with commonly available libraries. A simple Ajax script with one additional function call ( as in send(end(msg),key) rather than send(msg) and similar for decryption ) is all you need once you have your encryption library and a means of secure key exchange. How they will implement something which can be implemented in a simple php script with a common is library is beyond me.

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  22. Not hard to work around... by LichtSpektren · · Score: 1

    Just use a VPN in a foreign country, and then send out your encrypted messages/whatever through it.

    Trivial for geeks (and white collar criminals and terrorists), but ordinary folk won't know how or be able to do it, so they'll be the ones to suffer.

    1. Re:Not hard to work around... by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      I think you're missing something...

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  23. Related news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In related news, it is revealed that the minster of education will have the power to set the value of Pi to be exactly 3.

  24. Mindlessly unenforceable by RandCraw · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This law would require dispensations for credit cards, banks, point of sale software, (the government itself), and many more infrastructural e-orgs that cannot function without encryption.

    It would also require makers of cell phones that encrypt, Facebook (soon), and increasinly many e-firms to recognize any device/account as being ENGLISH so that it can selectively stomp all over those peoples' freedoms.

    It will also generate an *ungodfy* large amount of data that will swamp the GCHQ's resources and waste their time sifting through zottabytes of drivel, since BAD GUYS DON"T CHAT ON THE PHONE.

    This policy is so halfass and dumbass that it'll be impossible to enforce.

  25. Re:Will they ban browsers with JavaScript? Program by lordlod · · Score: 1

    How they will [ban] something which can be implemented in a simple php script with a common is library is beyond me.

    It is rather easy actually, I'll lay it out step by step.
    1. You, a UK citizen, create service with encryption.
    2. The UK government sends you a letter advising you to disable the encryption for them or go to jail.
    3A. You disable the encryption.
    3B. You go to jail, the government seizes your service and disables the encryption.

  26. This won't wash by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 2

    Let's say I am an ISP and I have a data stream coming through my system. How do I know if the data is encrypted or not? Data is data. Neither IP nor UDP packets have an 'encrypted data' indicator. How would we differentiate between an encrypted data stream and a video stream in a new movie format? What's the difference between decrypting vs displaying a movie? Both processes are a conversion operation being performed on a data stream.

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    1. Re:This won't wash by geek · · Score: 3, Informative

      Let's say I am an ISP and I have a data stream coming through my system. How do I know if the data is encrypted or not? Data is data. Neither IP nor UDP packets have an 'encrypted data' indicator.

      How would we differentiate between an encrypted data stream and a video stream in a new movie format? What's the difference between decrypting vs displaying a movie? Both processes are a conversion operation being performed on a data stream.

      Simple. Packet capture and look for the key exchange. I do this daily.

    2. Re:This won't wash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps lots of people should start just sending pseudorandom data with valid TLS (or similar) headers in the background. (At a reasonable data rate, of course.) I'm very curious how they're going to decrypt that.

      Things like this nearly make me glad that the UK intends to leave the EU - until I remember that other governments within the EU have similar ideas, just not quite as concrete as this one is - yet. :-(

    3. Re:This won't wash by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      How would we differentiate between an encrypted data stream and a video stream in a new movie format? What's the difference between decrypting vs displaying a movie? Both processes are a conversion operation being performed on a data stream.

      Simple. Packet capture and look for the key exchange. I do this daily.

      Dunno if you are trying to be funny or are just a complete idiot. There's no need whatsoever for "key exchange" when I send an encrypted message to my broker in the Caymans. He has the decryption software and password. NOthing but the message is transmitted.

      See also PGP.

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    4. Re:This won't wash by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      DPI. ISPs do it all the time. There are companies that sell DPI libraries that do just that.

    5. Re:This won't wash by geek · · Score: 2

      How would we differentiate between an encrypted data stream and a video stream in a new movie format? What's the difference between decrypting vs displaying a movie? Both processes are a conversion operation being performed on a data stream.

      Simple. Packet capture and look for the key exchange. I do this daily.

      Dunno if you are trying to be funny or are just a complete idiot. There's no need whatsoever for "key exchange" when I send an encrypted message to my broker in the Caymans. He has the decryption software and password. NOthing but the message is transmitted.

      See also PGP.

      That's nice. Also totally unrelated to what the GP asked.

      "performed on a data stream"

    6. Re:This won't wash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the isp shouldn't care what those data streams even are. an isp is a big dumb pipe. anything else is a fucking scam.

    7. Re:This won't wash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's not in readable plain text, it is encrypted. Block it!

    8. Re:This won't wash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would it be a bad idea to just block any traffic that hits a certain entropy threshold? We'd kill anything even remotely compressed, but that's okay if the UK gov says so.

    9. Re:This won't wash by twotacocombo · · Score: 1

      Let's say I am an ISP and I have a data stream coming through my system. How do I know if the data is encrypted or not? Data is data. Neither IP nor UDP packets have an 'encrypted data' indicator.

      It's quite simple: we'll just have to add an additional "encrypted" bit in the header, right after the Evil bit.

    10. Re:This won't wash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple. Packet capture and look for the key exchange. I do this daily.

      That works as long as the packets in question use a standard protocol, or any other protocol that e.g. wireshark understands. If an obscure app chooses to include a patched version of openSSL that just XORs any outgoing data with 0xff before sending, that won't work anymore. If that's not enough, people will just start to use steganography and send even more cat pictures, now with hidden message content.

    11. Re:This won't wash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nice. Also totally unrelated to what the GP asked.
      "performed on a data stream"

      Seems like you're deliberately missing the point.
      It's easy to stream *any* data, including encrypted data. Heavily compressed data will look just as random as encrypted data.
      A key exchange will only be present if you use a standard protocol, but can easily be omitted when the keys were exchanged in a different way, at an earlier time.

    12. Re:This won't wash by Mirvnillith · · Score: 1

      No need, this law will make them the same!

  27. Down one level by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So instead of having product based encryption or system based encryption, we have encryption at the user level. It really was best when it was system based, that way you could have things like ecommerce. But sure, make the terrorists use their own encryption. Something out of the wild blue yonder. Hey! Better than that, they can use pass phrase substitution and steganography, that way they have complete plausible deniability, its wildly easier to use than having some 'code substitution something', the number of keys are in the trillions, and no amount of 'codebreaking' will be able to even suspect it, let alone detect it. Now I have to trademark this bit of snark: "Good job dumbass politicians!"(tm)

  28. The power to ban mathematics? by mark-t · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because truthfully, that us what they are proposing. The banning of any mathematics where the formulas involved are both unknown and cannot trivially be reverse engineered.

  29. Because how could that be an ineffective gesture.. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    designed to placate technopeasants and convince them that government actually has control of this.

    If someone wants to encrypt a message, they will, and there's nothing, really, that anyone can do about it.

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  30. Just...wow... by MitchDev · · Score: 2

    I know England longs for the good old days when it thought it ruled the world, but they're proposing a giant leap backwards to the stone age....

    The "Extinction Event" Asteroid can't hit fast enough at this pace or rising government fascism around the world...

  31. Don't Worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If experience is any guide, this will simply mean that Rupert Murdoch will be given carte blanche authority to insert advertisements into your personal emails.

  32. You can SEE how it's not for state securit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you RTFA, you'll see that the lords actually did get it, that compromising the "communication service provider" is futile, since that's a party who wouldn't have access to the key anyway. Here is where they take it to the next level:

    Earl Howe responded: “I was certainly not implying that the Government wished to ban end-to-end encryption; in fact, we do not seek to ban any kind of encryption. However, there will be circumstances where it is reasonably practicable for a company to build in a facility to de-encrypt the contents of communication.”

    "A company." Why would anyone use a crypto system from a company since they know that this other third party is so subject to coercion to make their products not work right? Just use Free Software and be done with it.

    If people are reasonably competent (yes, I know you're already laughing) then there is really just one sensible face to point your gun at: the user. The user (not someone else) must be required to give up their key, or else you ruin their life as retaliation (a deterrent for the next user). And UK just happens to already have that law (RIPA). That's an evil law, but it also happens to address the situation about as well as you can, assuming you take a government-over-people attitude (which I expect any legislative body to do). Why are they bothering with this dumber, weaker law than the one they already have?

    The only thing I can think of, is that they're counting on their adversaries to be incompetent (e.g. use known-bad software) and want to decrypt without using the $5 wrench (since that alerts the target that they're under attack, so they'll lawyer up, demand due process, etc). Counting on an adversary to be stupid-on-purpose isn't a sane security idea.

    And so it comes down to this: the only reason for the UK government to propose an optional surveillance system, is if they're hunting different people than who they say they're hunting. If you don't want to be watched (i.e. you're a criminal, or a nerd) you'll opt out. If you don't care, you might opt in by default (e.g. use Apple's or Google's software instead of something intended to serve the user). And so that's who they're obviously targeting: people who don't care, i.e. regular noncriminal citizens.

  33. No changes wrt. RIPA 2000 by doru · · Score: 5, Informative

    The government also says (on page 39) that the new law provides nothing more than what is already present in the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act (2000). It specifically refers to "the ability to remove any encryption applied by the CSP to whom the notice relates" (my emphasis), and not to end-to-end encryption.

    1. Re:No changes wrt. RIPA 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The government also says (on page 39) that the new law provides nothing more than what is already present in the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act (2000).

      It specifically refers to "the ability to remove any encryption applied by the CSP to whom the notice relates" (my emphasis), and not to end-to-end encryption.

      It's not that simple. What the government means when it refers to a "CSP" or Communication Service Provider is not limited to just an ISP or a mobile network. It also covers those who "facilitating the creation" of messages over a telecommunication system regardless of whether they control the system itself. That could be interpreted to cover those who release software with end-to-end encryption capability, and the government rejected the suggestion to make it clear that this was not meant. In addition, as the definitions do not including wording like "in the course of business", it could also easily be read to include free software developers.

      (11) “Telecommunications service” means any service that consists in the provision
      of access to, and of facilities for making use of, any telecommunication system
      (whether or not one provided by the person providing the service).

      (12) For the purposes of subsection (11), the cases in which a service is to be taken
      to consist in the provision of access to, and of facilities for making use of, a
      telecommunication system include any case where a service consists in or
      includes facilitating the creation, management or storage of communications
      transmitted, or that may be transmitted, by means of such a system.

  34. How about a plug-in architecture by presidenteloco · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Browser makers should just allow encryption plug-ins/extensions (just like they allow other extensions).
    That way the browser maker is not responsible for the encryption and has no backdoor to it.

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    1. Re:How about a plug-in architecture by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      What do you mean "allow". You can write an encryption plug-in.

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  35. banks?, the government? all financial businesses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, just the people.

  36. We're saved! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a good thing criminals don't break laws. This ban is sure to stop them!

  37. Re:Will they ban browsers with JavaScript? Program by pla · · Score: 1

    4) Your customers all switch to a solution hosted in Costa Rica and ostentatiously protest that those bastards won't turn over the keys to the UK government.

  38. Leaving the EU are ya? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enjoy this little nugget on your way out!

  39. Then say goodbye to IT Industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The industry will vote with their feet, by leaving the country.

  40. What if it's technically impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    force CSPs to "develop and maintain a technical capability to remove encryption that has been applied to communications or data".

    What if it turns out that it's technically impossible to do that?

    1. Re:What if it's technically impossible? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      When has it ever bothered a politician that a law is unenforceable. He's hard on terror! And we need something to distract from the horribly botched brexit vote. Stupid gits, who would've thought they'd actually vote for leaving...

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    2. Re:What if it's technically impossible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonsensical or impossible-to-obey laws are actually better for the people in power; it allows selective enforcement and arbitrary decisions about which citizens to go after and how hard to screw them. It also puts yet another law on the books to pile on more charges when prosecuting for a different offense -- "Not only did he write hate speech, Your Honor, but he also committed info-terrorism by using unsanctioned encryption!"

  41. Really? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    The pope has also the power to 'ban' stuff, but there too nobody gives a shit.

  42. Timmy Cook Shows His DragonBall Face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Timmy Cook CEO Apple Inc. and Greatest human to ever be born on Earth is PISSED.

    Timmy has $300 billion dollars burning a hole in his pocket in China. That money can buy the murder of anyone. One more move by Rudd and Timmy will unleash his "pocket monster".

    Ha ha

  43. Truer than you realize .... by whoever57 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The admission follows Theresa May's confession last November that, since the turn of the millennium, secretaries of state have been issuing secret directions under section 94 of the Telecommunications Act 1984, without any judicial authorisation.

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    1. Re:Truer than you realize .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The admission follows Theresa May's confession last November that, since the turn of the millennium, secretaries of state have been issuing secret directions under section 94 of the Telecommunications Act 1984, without any judicial authorisation.

      Wow, you will be able to hack her laptop or government system and obtain access information to her bank account. A nice winter vacation to Australia would be just the thing.

  44. FUN FACT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For anyone who didn't know, the UK also permits the law to operate retroactively...

  45. Hahahaha! by Badlight · · Score: 1

    "new legislation would provide the government with the ability to force CSPs to "develop and maintain a technical capability to remove encryption that has been applied to communications or data"."

    Next, lawmakers will demand that companies develop telepathy and magic.

  46. Let me tell you exactly how long this will last: by kheldan · · Score: 2

    (Assuming, of course, they completely banned encryption, which is about the only way they could have delivered to them what they're demanding)

    This will last precisely as long as it takes for the first time the UK Home Secretary gets their bank account drained, or identity stolen, because there was no effective encryption on the very much public Internet to protect their very much private and personal data from criminals. Furthermore, I can see how legislation like this would actually increase the likelihood of terrorism; terrorists often use profits from criminal activities as operating funds; removing (or crippling) encryption on the Internet will allow them to commit cybercrimes with relative ease, thus increasing their operating funds that much more.

    Of course, policitians being the duplicitous creatures they are, they -- and the rich, no doubt -- will create loopholes allowing them to posess and use full, non-crippled encryption -- for 'security purposes', of course -- and the common citizens can go fuck themselves, so far as they're concerned.

    Nice job, UK. Don't you dare mock and make jokes about American politics, not when your own political system and government are at least as much of a bloody bollixed-up mess as ours, if not more so.

    MEMO TO UK POLITICIANS: Go take some gods-be-damned basic computer science courses, will you? Because you have NO IDEA what the hell you're doing!

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  47. Attractive to business? by nicolaiplum · · Score: 1

    I thought the whole premise of Brexit is that it would allow the UK to become more attractive to business.

    The Government are going about this in a curious way.

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    1. Re:Attractive to business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the whole premise of Brexit is that it would allow the UK to become more attractive to business.

      What on earth made you think that? Although there were business supporters of Brexit, far more were opposed to it.

      The aim is to make the UK less attractive to immigrants. Since immigrants are just people like you and me, anything we find objectionable is probably a good start.

  48. Re:Will they ban browsers with JavaScript? Program by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    Which leads to:

    4. All businesses which require encryption moving out of the UK.
    5. Hackers take advantage of the lack of strong encryption to decrypt data that needed to remain secure. (e.g. credit card information)
    6. Criminals and terrorists use freely available strong encryption from non-UK sources.

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  49. The UK, the new police state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The UK is displaying a distressing tendency to enact police state laws. Now that the British are led by a bunch of mendacious clowns (with the court buffoon as their foreign representative) that tendency will acquire farcical overtones.

  50. ssh? by whitroth · · Score: 3

    So, he's going to order ssh banned from the UK? Really?

    Wonder how their MoD will respond to that. Or *any* large company.....

                  mark

    1. Re:ssh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, he's going to order ssh banned from the UK? Really?

      Wonder how their MoD will respond to that. Or *any* large company.....

                    mark

      It's a She.

    2. Re:ssh? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      No, of course not. You'll just have to give them your private key.

  51. so, the UK wants to essentially unplug as well by swschrad · · Score: 1

    Turkey, Iran, and Pakistan say welcome. now beat up your people and jail them in black holes for life.

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    1. Re: so, the UK wants to essentially unplug as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think America had the gold standard on incarcerating it's citizens on flimsy grounds.

  52. Hurry up and Brexit the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Putin is doing it. It must be good.

  53. Trashing the economy, one hit at a time by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    As if creating absolute uncertainty for businesses with the Brexit, now this. What the hell is going on, is the leaving government trying to maximize damage, aka "if I can't play with it, nobody else should"?

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  54. Nobody has the power to ban end to end encryption by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    So long as a first grader can be taught to encode and decode messages no intelligence agency can intercept armed with only a pen and pencil.

    So long as people are able to meet and develop signals, code words and languages.

    There will be end to end private communication. E2E has been with us since the very beginning of civilization . Not just the last few decades or the last few centuries but the last several thousand years.

    These laws are designed for one thing and one thing only. To deny the masses secure communications regardless of the fact anyone with a specific need or desire for E2E will have it easily no matter what. The result is everyone continues to suffer from insecure systems because crappy governments have fear/power/legitimacy issues while only the most lazy and disorganized of bad actors are affected.

  55. Re:Will they ban browsers with JavaScript? Program by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

    Wait... What...? Your credit card information is secure?

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  56. While they are at it, just outlaw any kind of... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    ... communication that the government doesn't understand.

    This would include speaking in a language that doesn't happen to be known to anyone in the government, which if the language is obscure enough is entirely possible.

    Oh, and they would also need to outlaw the creation of fictional languages that are not released to public domain, since such languages could be used by criminals to covertly communicate and evade law enforcement where they could otherwise be detected.

  57. Where have I seen this kind of thinking before.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like how you take a few examples and use it to characterize an entire group of people based on a few cherry picked samples.

    Do you understand why that line of reasoning is exactly the same as in the bad old days when people would find, for example, a few particular black rapists, then use that as "evidence" to make statements about every black male?

  58. IMMEDIATELY MURDER THEM. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no public asking for their government whose-salaries-they-pay to take away private communications.

    It is all subterfuge.

    Jesuit Vatican and Jesuit CIA

    vs.

    Israel and American Jewry

    Start killing mother fuckers.

  59. idiots in power. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the UK government at the moment,there is not one with any engineering degrees,or science degree above school level.
    What we do have is a parliament and government that is composed of failed solicitors,barristers,estate agents.
    Any university degree is usually politics,philosophy or the history of art.
    I kid you not,not ONE sensible degree between 660 mp's and the seniour civil service that is made up of Oxbridge elitists is just as bad.
    Idiots to the left idiots to the right,everywhere you look there are idiots, problem is,their in charge of the rest of us.

  60. This legislation sounds like the work of an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How will they force decryption of data. It just isn't technically possible. This reads like the wishful thinking of a Nazi dictator.
    Anyone who wants encryption, will have encryption. Stupid law, or otherwise. Anyone who wants to decrypt any securely encrypted data is out of luck, regardless of the Nazi legislation.
    It is very disappointing that our politicians are trying to legislate in the face of reality, and it reflects very poorly on them. I suppose they probably have useless, or even detremental PPE, law, or BA degrees. In the world of science and technology, clever wording can't bend the facts. Right wing politicians, in particular, seem to have particular trouble with the concept of reality.

  61. British public sleeping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does the British public allow their government to create these kind of crazy privacy invasive laws???

    1. Re:British public sleeping? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Because the British public does not understand what it is, duh.

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  62. previously-shared keys by emil · · Score: 1

    If I sent you my RSA public.key file several months ago, then you could use it to do this:

    #!/bin/sh

    #build a session key
    openssl rand -base64 48 -out /tmp/skey

    #encrypt the session key with RSA
    openssl rsautl -encrypt -pubin -inkey public.key -in /tmp/skey | openssl base64 echo +++

    #encrypt files with AES
    for f
    do openssl enc -aes-128-cbc -salt -a -e -pass "file:/tmp/skey" -in "${f}"; echo +++:
    done

    Mail me the output, and I'll get the original cleartext back. No key exchange.

  63. If encryption is outlawed by TigerPlish · · Score: 1

    Then this could happen

    Similar to the cry of 2nd amendment people in the US.
    .

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    1. Re:If encryption is outlawed by TigerPlish · · Score: 1

      Oh never mind I completely screwed up the rotor settings.

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    2. Re:If encryption is outlawed by TigerPlish · · Score: 1

      This one should work.

      I had mangled the random and encoded settings on the wheels. Have at it!

      (Model 1, reflector on "B")

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  64. Racism is what let's then get away with it by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    As least in America. The UK might be different. Here in the States racism isolates the working class into easily manageable groups that can be picked of one at a time. It also creates voting blocks that the ruling class can use to push through legislation and single issue voters. It warps out entire political system.

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  65. Sounds like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm late to the thread but here's my two cents.

    ... remove or disable end-to-end encryption.

    Sounds like a MitM attack to implement back-doors without judicial process. This is more reason to move to a key-ring arrangement where everybody has his encryption public key in an online registry. That means government must attack 2 points, the receiving computer (private key) and the online registry (public key), in order to spy on a data stream. That will get the government, half the conversation, since the data stream will not share encryption keys but each end of the stream will use his private key for sending data. That in turn is an incentive for public/private keys to be implemented as plug-able hardware on the motherboard.

    Why is Apple the only tech. corp. implementing security in the hardware?

  66. Damn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn you Obama!

  67. england poses a threat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to united states national security

  68. Of course! by antdah · · Score: 1

    What else would you expect? They just took back control of their country.

  69. Bletchley Park by pesasa · · Score: 1

    You don't know, what they have hidden in Bletchley Park.

  70. What a joke .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously the the UK govt doesn't understand what end-end encryption is, the ISP doesn't control the encryption, the individual does on his own device. Just so much bloody BS !!! Another bureaucrat trying to stop a flood with a sponge, sounds good but won't do the job !!

  71. http://www.papa4d2.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  72. If Encryption is outlawed, by pedz · · Score: 1

    then only outlaws will have encryption.

  73. Stupid Pommy Farts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupid old farts who know nothing about technology turning everyone into an enemy of the state. I say fuck them.

  74. How about connecting with reality for a change? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "the government revealed that the Investigatory Powers Bill will provide any Secretary of State with the ability to force communication service providers (ISPs) to ..." wave a magic wand and pull pink elephants out of a sock.

    Strangely enough, "end to end" means from source to destination. The ISP is not party to either, as it merely sits between the two. Consequently the ISP sees and passes on encrypted traffic for which it does not hold the decryption keys, so the legislation permits the Secretary of State to oblige ISPs to perform the impossible.

    Only by eliminating end to end encryption entirely could the implied objective be achieved, but that would pretty much stop e-commerce in its tracks.

    The time is long overdue for government to make the effort to actually understand what it is legislating about before enshrining yet more wild fantasies into an already top heavy and self-defeating body of law.