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Researchers Create Algorithm That Diagnoses Depression From Your Instagram Feed (inverse.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Inverse: Harvard University's Andrew Reece and the University of Vermont's Chris Danforth crafted an algorithm that can correctly diagnose depression, with up to 70 percent accuracy, based on a patient's Instagram feed alone. After a careful screening process, the team analyzed almost 50,000 photos from 166 participants, all of whom were Instagram users and 71 of whom had already been diagnosed with clinical depression. Their results confirmed their two hypotheses: first, that "markers of depression are observable in Instagram user behavior," and second, that "these depressive signals are detectable in posts made even before the date of first diagnosis." The duo had good rationale for both hypotheses. Photos shared on Instagram, despite their innocent appearance, are data-laden: Photos are either taken during the day or at night, in- or outdoors. They may include or exclude people. The user may or may not have used a filter. You can imagine an algorithm drooling at these binary inputs, all of which reflect a person's preferences, and, in turn, their well-being. Metadata is likewise full of analyzable information: How many people liked the photo? How many commented on it? How often does the user post, and how often do they browse? Many studies have shown that depressed people both perceive less color in the world and prefer dark, anemic scenes and images. The majority of healthy people, on the other hand, prefer colorful things. [Reece and Danforth] collected each photo's hue, saturation, and value averages. Depressed people, they found, tended to post photos that were more bluish, unsaturated, and dark. "Increased hue, along with decreased brightness and saturation, predicted depression," they write. The researchers found that happy people post less than depressed people, happy people post photos with more people in them than their depressed counterparts. and that depressed participants were less likely to use filters. The majority of "healthy" participants chose the Valencia filter, while the majority of "depressed" participants chose the Inkwell filter. Inverse has a neat little chart embedded in their report that shows the usage of Instagram filters between depressed and healthy users.

84 comments

  1. 100% Accuracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...After a careful screening process

    1. Re: 100% Accuracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Complete idiots. It is possible to improve people and their nervous system using just images and sounds but now they are doing the opposite and it doesnt make sense to develop antidepressants and related things any further for psychiatric idiotism.

    2. Re: 100% Accuracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If idiots would just let weed be legal already, depression would be a trivial problem for the vast majority to fix with talk therapy. The lizard people even want to legalize it. Just let 'em.

  2. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    What a load of specious bullshit.

  3. Rainbows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And people who post a lot of pictures of rainbows are too happy.

    1. Re:Rainbows by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 2

      I just find the number of people using Instagram depressing

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    2. Re:Rainbows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Are you using Instagram? If yes, you are depressed (or you should be).

    3. Re:Rainbows by STRICQ · · Score: 1

      We should force depressed people to watch every episode of My Little Pony.

  4. My Instagram feed is nonexistent by OzPeter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If my instagram feed is nonexistent, does that make me a nihilist? Or is it indicative of me not basing my worth on what random people think about my every waking moment? (Or is that twitter or Facebook .. its had to tell these days)

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    1. Re: My Instagram feed is nonexistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have no social media accounts at all you're an antisocial and therefore ineligible for any job position. If you're already employed, your lack of socialization will count against you in any evaluation. Expect to be passed over for promotion and eventually be let go. In a while, not having any presence in social media may have life-altering consequences. I have avoided having a facebook account for years now but I can see how it negatively affected me, professionally and personally. It's like being left out at a party, with nobody wanting to talk to you. And it gets worse every day.

    2. Re:My Instagram feed is nonexistent by arth1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If my instagram feed is nonexistent, does that make me a nihilist?

      No, I think it would make you a typical slashdot user. Someone with the ability to communicate with words instead of pictures and videos.
      And somewhat depressed at seeing the rest of the world falling behind.

    3. Re: My Instagram feed is nonexistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You are not alone though. I too have no desire for social media. I don't like taking pictures or talking about myself. I don't really care if people like or dislike that stuff if I did publicize it. And like you this has impacted me in a negative way. But I will continue to stand my ground. I honestly think social media is damaging to society.

      Not only is it damaging because it stigmatizes people who are private, encourages narcissistic behavior, and also contributes to attention deficit disorder. It seems like nobody wants to sit and think about a problem for a year. Everyone is so busy about the next blurb coming in and pushing out their next blurb it has hurt many fields where long term thinking is crucial. And yes, I also think GitHub causes some of these effects too.

      I will be a bit less depressed when all this social media stuff is gone. Seems my friends (who are all engineers as well) use Facebook for socializing now, thus excluding me from activities. I wish this wasn't so but I simply will not submit to the cult of Zuckerberg.

    4. Re: My Instagram feed is nonexistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When asked why I don't use social media I tell people that being in IT shows you the ugly security under belly of these sites. And if they really took a look at the info they give away they too would not have social media accounts. Most only understand after they have something bad happen. Once hooked they can't give it up it would seem.

    5. Re:My Instagram feed is nonexistent by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      It makes you suspicious. People these days, especially young ones, want to see all your social media profiles before they'll have anything to do with you. It's a low-trust environment, they're naturally suspicious of outsiders. Either you match their beliefs and customs by having active Instagram, Facebook, Linkedin, Pinterest, etc. accounts, or you're a weird un-person. It's bad enough when they see posts disagreeing with one of their leftist political views, but when you don't have an account at all then you obviously have a dark secret to hide. You call this exaggeration but I've seen it.

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    6. Re: My Instagram feed is nonexistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck with that plan. Social media is not going away in the short term, and possibly not in the long term either. In the meantime people who refuse to conform will be ostracized and eventually demonized. I don't really have in me what it takes to willingly become an outcast. I've had enough of being left out. In the end you cannot escape, it only takes an acquaintance of you to take a picture of you and tag it and bang, into the system you are. I used to warn my friends not to. You know what? They don't care because they're not willing to see me anymore. You see? You can't go against tbe whole world.

    7. Re: My Instagram feed is nonexistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear you, but it's here to stay. The details will change: Facebook will fade away, and something else will replace it, just like it replaced MySpace, and so on. But the based concept isn't going anywhere.

      I only mind it from the perspective that it is centralizing control of the internet. The core architecture is changing from a mesh to a star, with all the problems that brings.

    8. Re:My Instagram feed is nonexistent by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Or you're intelligent to have accounts but not give away everything.

      I take pictures of college club sporting events for fun and upload to all of the above. If they (the sites) want my birth day it's the same birthday I've had since I was 16, sometime in the 1920s. If they want a picture of "Me" it's my company's logo.

      Facebook, Instagram, et al are not that different from Usenet and IRC. They only have the information you give them. It's not Usenet's fault if I decide to upload my home address to the service.

    9. Re:My Instagram feed is nonexistent by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      It means that to diagnose you they would need a different set of inputs to feed the algorithms. You could apply the same methodology to Slashdot posts, Usenet posts, hand written letters or any other output generated by you.

      "Those people that used the word nihlist were 40% more likely to be depressed while those people that made less negative comments tended to be less of a dick."

      Or is it indicative of me not basing my worth on what random people think about my every waking moment?

      Yeah, because Slashdot provides no feedback mechanisms. It's only since Facebook and Instagram have people ever known what others on the internet think of them and what they post.

    10. Re:My Instagram feed is nonexistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Applied the methodology to Anonymous Coward. He's bat shit insane.

    11. Re: My Instagram feed is nonexistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no "social media" really in 2042, hasn't been since the big mistake. As the infrastructure is rebuilt, the lack of "social media" doesn't stop people from using IRC and other forms of virtual spaces. We realized that expecting a diversity of people to all get along in one big virtual space where everybody can hear everybody else was a flawed concept.

      Most of the benefits of the free exchange of information facilitated by the internet are now realized through local librarians and academics. There's nothing stopping somebody from recreating the web as it was in 2016. Nobody wants to. It's easier to pick the brain of a librarian who will know where to look to get you the information you want.

    12. Re:My Instagram feed is nonexistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deciding that text is arbitrarily superior to every other form of communication mostly just makes you a snob.

    13. Re: My Instagram feed is nonexistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately the centralizing trend is irreversible. Decentralized structures are great for users who don't want some entity to take control of it all, but it's not something corporations like. Corporations get their way.

    14. Re:My Instagram feed is nonexistent by ausekilis · · Score: 1

      If my instagram feed is nonexistent, does that make me a nihilist?

      No, I think it would make you a typical slashdot user. Someone with the ability to communicate with words instead of pictures and videos. And somewhat depressed at seeing the rest of the world falling behind.

      And NOT some typical college coed with an impossible figure. The kind that probably has daddy issues, loves attention and is one photo dislike away from becoming a stripper.

    15. Re: My Instagram feed is nonexistent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is such a load of crap. Tons of employers--especially the ones you want to work for--don't give a rats ass about you not having a FB feed. They might even perceive it as evidence of desirable individuality or a commitment to more meaningful use of time.

  5. 70% accuracy? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hmm, 166 users, 71 of whom were known depressed. 70% accuracy means they picked 50 of the depressed people as depressed, and 28 (or 29) of the non-depressed people as depressed.

    Given that the national depression rate is 6.7% (take that with a grain of salt), we'd expect to see, based on this test, 32.7% of the population found to be depressed. Of that 32.7%, one in seven would actually be depressed....

    Color me less than impressed with this study.

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    1. Re:70% accuracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      32.7% of the population? That's all? I'd think it was around 95-96% with all the boohoo antidepressant and/or antipsychotic drug commercials on TV.

    2. Re:70% accuracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Color me less than impressed with this study.

      You might be depressed, based on this Slashdot post.

    3. Re:70% accuracy? by Zaowulf · · Score: 1

      Only if the color used is blue.

    4. Re:70% accuracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 100% accurate algorithm to detect people with narcissism on Instagram.

  6. I must be suicidal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I must be suicidal since I don't use it at all

  7. DUH by p51d007 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why do you think all of this data mining is going on? This sounds tin-foil hat, but, eventually, if not already, the government is using or will use this data against its citizens.

    1. Re:DUH by axewolf · · Score: 0

      TINFOIL HAT EVERYTHING IS FINE there are no problems I solved all my problems by getting a job and doing what I'm supposed to do I'm a good boy and my own man too

    2. Re:DUH by Shadow+IT+Ninja · · Score: 1

      Indeed, but keep in mind that the federal government is not the only concern. Government also includes state/provincial, local and foreign. There are also corporate interests, malicious insiders in these companies who may feed data to scammers and ordinary users with access to your feed who may apply some kind of algorithm of their own.

  8. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Another tool for insurance companies to preemptively cancel your policy.

  9. Easy. by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Funny

    if (instragram_feed.active == true)
    depression=true;
    else
    depression=false;

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    rediculous.
    1. Re: Easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neh, people can be depressed without Instagram.

    2. Re:Easy. by Sique · · Score: 1

      According to the study, it's the reverse. If you post more, you are less likely to be depressed.

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    3. Re:Easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      // Or just:
      depression = instragram_feed.active;

    4. Re:Easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Summary says "The researchers found that happy people post less than depressed people"

    5. Re:Easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFS

      The researchers found that happy people post less than depressed people

      Therefore, as postcount approaches 0, happiness approaches infinity.

    6. Re:Easy. by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      I wish.
      No instagram feed at all, but nevertheless a depression (more or less manageable thanks to SSRI and NDRI).

      Actually it is somewhat surprising that depressed people allegedly post more on instagram - listlessness is one of the symptoms of depression because, well, what's the point?

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    7. Re:Easy. by aliquis · · Score: 1

      According to the study, it's the reverse. If you post more, you are less likely to be depressed

      TFS:

      The researchers found that happy people post less than depressed people

    8. Re:Easy. by Sique · · Score: 1

      I'm withdrawing my comment.

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    9. Re:Easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      // Or just:
      depression = instragram_feed.active;

      Either is a null pointer exception for me.

    10. Re:Easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      depression = instragram_feed.active;

  10. cause or effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they finding people who are depressed because of chemicals in their brains, or are they undermining the entire medical model of depression by finding people who have awful lives and showing that having an awful life is the major cause of depression, not "chemical imbalance"?

    1. Re:cause or effect? by EndlessNameless · · Score: 1

      Most of the responses to this study are specious Slashdot crap, but this is actually a good question.

      Hormone and neurotransmitter levels change in response to various stimuli; these changes in turn cause cognitive and emotional changes.

      The problem becomes complicated because those cognitive and emotional changes can lead to behaviors which cause or exacerbate depression.

      E.g., stress raises cortisol levels, cortisol reduces dopamine levels, and low dopamine is associated with depression.

      As with many medical issues, there is substantial variation between individuals so there is no clear way to predict who will end up with depression---just as there is no clear way to predict who will get cancer, catch this year's flu, or have a heart attack.

      There are a lot of statistical correlations that can provide some guidance on how to reduce the risk or how to catch the early warning signs so the person can be treated before their life deteriorates. (Because depressed people tend to become dysfunctional, dysfunction leads to personal and/or professional stress, and stress makes depression worse.)

      I am skeptical that this particular method will be useful in any practical terms---either for identifying people who need treatment or for treating people who have sought help. But it could lead to better methods which do get people into a clinic when they need it.

      In science and technology, there is almost always a method which is theoretically sound but practically insufficient, and that method helps us narrow in on the really good stuff. Hopefully this is part of that process.

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  11. Turns out the algorithm was pretty simple by Vermonter · · Score: 4, Funny
    if (number_of_posts_per_day > 3)

    then depression = yes

    1. Re:Turns out the algorithm was pretty simple by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      if (number_of_posts_per_day > 3)

      then depression = yes

      Shit. Does that apply to here as well??

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    2. Re:Turns out the algorithm was pretty simple by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Slashdot's posting delay is doing its best to make sure everyone is happy.

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    3. Re:Turns out the algorithm was pretty simple by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Only if your post contains no color.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    4. Re:Turns out the algorithm was pretty simple by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      if (number_of_posts_per_day > 3)
      then depression = yes

      Leading to ASCII-art code:

      if ( instagram_user 3 friends)
            then depression = no

      Double entendre intended.

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    5. Re:Turns out the algorithm was pretty simple by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      And of course I forgot that /. still eats characters like crazy.

      try again:

      if ( instagram_user <3 friends)
            then depression = no
       
      Double entendre intended.

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    6. Re:Turns out the algorithm was pretty simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if (number_of_posts_per_day > 3)

      then depression = yes

      Shit. Does that apply to here as well??

      I think > 3/day here is an overly optimistic number.

  12. Which one is causing the other? by cyberpunkrocker · · Score: 2

    I think that might lead us to a conclusion that: "If you have an Instagram feed, you'll develop depression eventually"

  13. Horseshit! by doggo · · Score: 1

    As a clinically depressed person... My Instagram feed has a variety of photos with varying degrees of saturation, hues, and taken at various times of the day.

    1. Re:Horseshit! by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Are you being treated, or received treatment, for your depression? If so that could explain your variety of photos, assuming that the treatment has produced some positive results (medications are working, CBT has changed thinking patterns). Or you just could be part of the group that this algorithm doesn't pick up.

  14. Groundbreaking science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It turns out that phenomena which are well known to exist in meatspace turns out to hold true online too! Who would have thought?! There's a well spent research grant if I ever saw one. Nobel prize next?

  15. Reliability by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

    It may seem like a fun toy, but given that some researchers are seriously questioning whether 'major depression' is a single well-defined illness, and whether human diagnostic means are reliable, does anybody seriously think this will work reliably in a clinical setting the way an ECG does.

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  16. I'm misdiagnosed by gachunt · · Score: 1

    ... depressed people both perceive less color in the world and prefer dark, anemic scenes and images.

    I just take really crappy pictures and my camera's flash is broken.

  17. Chatbot by DrYak · · Score: 1

    But in theory you could combine with other indicators.
    Group togher with all the other "Depression could be predicted based on your behaviour on XyZ social network" studies that have been mentioned here on /. lately.
    Then you can have an even smaller cohort of "potentially depressed social netowrk users".

    And you could target them for prevention.
    Instead of displaying ads, you could display public service announcement (about services that exist to support depressed people, etc.)
    You could actively contact them (either through real human operator, or even chatbot. Or maybe FB/Instagram/etc. could send a trigger to the phone's on board Siri/OkGoogle/Cortana/etc. assistant) - there are short series of question that can reliably assess depression and pin point those who should be encouraged to seek professional care.

    Or, because the thing is happening in the US, you could data mine the shit out of this.
    You could bombard the user with fuck-tons of ads for fluoxetine (Prozac (tm) ).
    The health insurance company could take the opportunity to kick their client before they get to costly.
    The boss can fire the employee before they get too unproductive, but right after they've lost any will to fight back.
    Databases will get hacked/leaked/doxed in attempt to blackmail the people.
    Violent religious extremist organisations could leverage leaked database to try to find potentially suicidal people to whom quickly to sell a flag right before the person acts so the organisation can acknowledge the suicide.
    And the NSA can spy on all of the above, just because they can.

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  18. altered perception by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Quirky Brain: How depression may alter visual perception

    Saya, is that you?

  19. 'Correctly diagnose' != '70% accuracy' ! by kheldan · · Score: 1

    Correctly diagnose
    70% Accuracy
    CHOOSE ONE AND ONE ONLY!

    ..and when the Health Department comes to your door with a couple burly orderlies and informs you that 'you're depressed, citizen, and in the interests of your safety and the safety of the public, we're required to enforce antidepressants on you', what do you do then? Why are you people still using so-called 'social media'???

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  20. reeducation centers by umghhh · · Score: 1

    are waiting for those that these new algorithms deem unsuitable to lead a fruitful and socially useful life.

  21. The fundamental problem with surveillance states by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    crafted an algorithm that can correctly diagnose depression, with up to 70 percent accuracy,

    This is, in a nutshell, why the massively invasive and expensive surveillance state will both fail and be massively oppressive.

    Because "70% accuracy" is currently a level that's considered an achievement, and that people don't seem to understand that 70% accuracy is next to worthless. Worse than useless, really.

    The mistaken assumption is that, if you run this algorithm on a large population, that 70% of the people it identifies as depressed actually are depressed. But that's not close to what will happen, because people have bad intuition about type 1 and type 2 errors.

    Let's assume about 5% of people are depressed (the actual figure depends on what sturdy you read, but let's assume that for now).

    For every 1000 people, 50 are depressed and 950 are not.

    With a 70% accurate test, we will see:
    665 not-depressed people will be correctly not considered depressed.
    285 people who aren't depressed will be incorrectly diagnosed depressed.
    35 of the actually depressed people will be correctly diagnosed as depressed.
    15 of the actually depressed people will not be caught.

    So, coming out of this test, we'll have identified 310 people as "possibly depressed," even though only 11% of the people identified will actually be depressed. The VAST MAJORITY of the identified group (89%) are NOT depressed. The signal is lost in the noise. If you took this group and sent them to mandatory depression counseling, you'd be wasting a vast majority of your resources counseling people who don't need it, and still missing a lot of people who DO need it.

    So, why did I title this post about surveillance states?

    Imagine that, rather than depression, we were trying to test for someone being a terrorist sympathizer. Terrorist sympathizers are probably much less than 5% of the population. (In such cases, an even higher percentage of the people identified would NOT be sympathizers - the base rate matters a lot). But if you make the mistaken decision to trust the algorithm blindly because "it's 70% accurate!" (or even 90%, in a terrorist case), you'll have massive waste putting them all under heightened surveillance, because you "trust" your algorithm's output more than you should. Or because you have an unlimited budget and don't care.

    And the collateral damage (especially in a terrorism example) can be massive. Because it's not necessarily just about the inconvenience of being under scrutiny. You could end up on a no-fly list. You could (according to some politicians) lose your right to trial by jury in a court of law, simply because you're SUSPECTED of being a terrorist.

    Even more simply, people do things every day that might be technically against the law. Imagine a policeman following you around, watching every action, for several weeks. There's a "confirmation bias" need to feel like you've "done some good" and prosecute someone for a possibly unrelated but potentially illegal action, to "justify" the time they spent watching you - "crimes" that would go unnoticed and unprosecuted for people who were not under enhanced suspicion. Such prosecutions become self-fulfilling "see! We were right to be watching this person, because we caught all these dirty criminals"

  22. Drooling algorithms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, no. I can't imagine it. What the hell are you on?

  23. Easy by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

    Just count how many times they post vauge statuses and lyrics from 80's songs.

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  24. What about Tweeter feed from Donald J Trump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could they make any sense of that feed also ? Maybe it could detect the real affliction that haunt him.

  25. I have created my own algo by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    It reads your Instagram feed and diagnoses narcissism.

  26. A picture is worth a thousand words by Solandri · · Score: 1

    There's something to be said about the improved efficiency of just posting a picture or a video, instead of writing a couple paragraphs trying to explain what happened. All communication mediums have their advantages. And their disadvantages. Trying to proclaim one as invariably inferior to your preferred medium does nothing but reveal your personal bias. There are always situations where each medium is better than the others.

    Privacy concerns and general Facebook scumminess aside, a consolidated text/photo/video feed like Facebook/Instagram is the natural evolution of the web. At first everyone makes their own web page. But then it becomes burdensome to constantly check the web pages of all your friends to see if they've posted anything new. So you off-load that task onto a computer, which checks for any updates, and presents you with a consolidated list of updated pages. I would've preferred it to have happened in your browser which could automatically poll certain bookmarked sites every x hours, and put any of those pages updated since your last visit into a special folder (would be really handy for the list of web comics I follow). That way this functionality would cover the entire web instead of being limited to certain sites. But the masses seem to have picked Facebook/Instagram for this purpose.

    1. Re:A picture is worth a thousand words by apoc.famine · · Score: 2

      tl;dr
       
      Why didn't you just post a video? But more seriously:

      I would've preferred it to have happened in your browser which could automatically poll certain bookmarked sites every x hours, and put any of those pages updated since your last visit into a special folder (would be really handy for the list of web comics I follow).

      Congratulations, you just described an RSS reader, and the way I've been using it for two decades now. INOReader, for one, can even poll some social media sites. Did you seriously never learn about RSS? I mean, it's decades old and designed to do exactly what you're describing.

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  27. Diagnoses depression incorrectly 30% of the time! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Well, I guess it's better than a coin flip.

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  28. Just another Rorschach! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A good friend sent me this article. My reaction is it's an application of Herman Rorschach's theories about how a person's projections are seen. Achromatic elements and others suggest a depressive state, etc.
    So! Bravo to these researchers and their preliminary findings!
    Robert Bischoff

  29. Descriptors make no sense by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

    "Increased hue, along with decreased brightness and saturation, predicted depression,"

    hue = saturation

    How can I increase hue while simultaneously decreasing it? Even the dictionary gets hue wrong...

    hue |(h)yo| - noun - a color or shade

    A color, yes, but not a shade... shade is when black is added to a hue; tint is when white is added to it.

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  30. False positives destroying lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've already confirmed your first name is Not. Is your last name Sure?

  31. I'm too depressed to do Instagram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In fact, I'm so depressed, I can't remember my actual name.

  32. Wrong place for people photos by Rexdude · · Score: 1

    Reece and Danforth also found that happy people post less than depressed people. And happy people post photos with more people in them than do their depressed counterparts

    Someone should tell them that Instagram, like Flickr before it, is a public photo sharing platform, used mainly to showcase photography, not pictures of friends and family. There's already Facebook for that, so you're unlikely to see that many pictures of people.

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  33. I don't have an Instagram account... by Nunya666 · · Score: 1

    ...therefore, I must be depressed.

    Or not.

  34. How long till "Facewash for Instagram"? by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

    There's a service called "FaceWash" that cleans up your FB account to make it suitable for inspection by prospective employers, etc. http://mashable.com/2013/01/25... I could easily see a similar application happening for Instagram. This could undermine the entire basis of using Instagram feeds as appraisal tools.

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  35. Cracked it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WHEN post=0 THEN 'Depressed'

  36. Happy people love using Instagram - says Instagra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amiright?

  37. "Up to 70% accuracy" by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

    0% accuracy qualifies as "up to 70% accuracy".