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HAARP Holds Open House To Dispel Rumors Of Mind Control (adn.com)

An anonymous Slashdot reader writes: HAARP -- the former Air Force/Navy/DARPA research program in Alaska -- will host an open house Saturday where "We hope to show people that it is not capable of mind control and not capable of weather control and all the other things it's been accused of..." said Sue Mitchell, spokesperson for the geophysical institute at the University of Alaska. "We hope that people will be able to see the actual science of it." HAARP, which was turned over to The University of Alaska last August, has been blamed for poor crop yields in Russia, with conspiracy theorists also warning of "a super weapon capable of mind control or weather control, with enough juice to trigger hurricanes, tornadoes and earthquakes."

The facility's 180 high-frequency antennas -- spread across 33 acres -- will be made available for public tours, and there will also be interactive displays and an unmanned aircraft 'petting zoo'. The Alaska Dispatch News describes it as "one of the world's few centers for high-power and high-frequency study of the ionosphere... important because radio waves used for communication and navigation reflect back to Earth, allowing long-distance, short-wave broadcasting."

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  1. They're not capable of mind control... by SpankiMonki · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thant's what they WANT you to think!

    1. Re: They're not capable of mind control... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lol that's why they are "getting together" to "dispell" rumors. Why don't they turn on their big brainwasher and use that to dispell rumors.

    2. Re:They're not capable of mind control... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      All glory to the HAARPnotoad!

    3. Re:They're not capable of mind control... by goombah99 · · Score: 2

      This is not the mind control device you are looking for.

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  2. Weird waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean by all means have an open house but the kind of people who go HAARP == MIND CONTROL!!! aren't out looking for logic.

    1. Re:Weird waste of time by Sarten-X · · Score: 2

      The key is to find the people who aren't looking for anything, and show them logic first. Then when the quacks come talking about mind control and weather engineering, it sounds as absurd as it really is.

      An added bonus is that there's always that one kid who asks "Why not?". We hope that he goes on to do real science in the field of weather or psychology, advancing the state of the art.

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  3. And surprise surprise... by hey! · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nobody who visited the site remembers seeing anything suspicious...

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  4. Quotes from visitors: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "This facility is only used to research the ionosphere and help with global communications. Also they had great pizza and the petting zoo was fun."
    - John from Juno

    "This facility is only used to research the ionosphere and help with global communications. Also they had great pizza and the petting zoo was fun."
    - Mary from Anchorage

    "This facility is only used to research the ionosphere and help with global communications. Also they had great pizza and the petting zoo was fun."
    - Ryan from Kodiak

    "This facility is only used to research the ionosphere and help with global communications. Also they had great pizza and the petting zoo was fun."
    - Mike from Fairbanks

  5. Very sad by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "We hope to show people that it is not capable of mind control and not capable of weather control and all the other things it's been accused of..." said Sue Mitchell

    How sad that so many Americans could seriously believe in this bullshit, but that's what happens when you're fed a steady diet of FOX News and a constant drumbeat of right-wing conspiracy theories.

    That one of our preeminent research facilities would be compelled to hold an open house to show that they're not involved in "mind control" is a sad and embarrassing commentary on the state of this country.

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    1. Re:Very sad by MikeMo · · Score: 2

      I was with you up to the Fox News mouth-frothing. Actually, all of the conspiracy-theorists I know are all extremely left-leaning. Most of these nuts believe the government has been behind everything - those types are not typically conservatives, although there is a branch of the right wing that is just as crazy as their left-wing peers.

    2. Re:Very sad by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 2

      So tell us... who was behind the Kennedy assassination?

      Reptilans from Jupiter, in conjunction with Elvis and Marilyn Monroe working from their secret Martian moonbase on Pluto. Like, duh.

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  6. It's research... by beheaderaswp · · Score: 3, Informative

    I can confirm as an amateur radio operator- it's a research project. We've heard it's signals on the air, and frankly it;s the only thing it could be doing. No encoding, transmit response pattern- it was trying to map the propagation patterns in the ionosphere.

    But there is a punchline: WSPRnet does the same thing for free. Really.

    http://wsprnet.org/drupal/

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    1. Re:It's research... by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 3, Informative

      WSPR tells you when communication paths are open between two points at a specific frequency and S/N ratio. This is useful but does not span the extent of research that HAARP is directed to. One of the most interesting things about HAARP is that it can incite the formation of radio-reflective regions in the ionosphere. That takes a lot of power.

  7. Re:This'll go over well.. by WheezyJoe · · Score: 2

    Like a fart in a Megachurch.

    Not sure I get that one. If the service is jumping with all the music and outstretched hands, drool and what-not, not unlike an Metallica concert, a good fart should go completely unnoticed, particularly the silent-but-deadly kind likely to be mistaken for B.O., which from the looks of a typical mega-congregation should be intense. Megachurch services are not quiet, seance-like affairs.

    Now, a fart in a confessional, that'll lead to a few Hail Mary's.

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  8. Re:What exactly about Mind Control is unscientific by chadenright · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We are complex machines about which we almost have sufficient understanding to consistently do simple maintenance and repair operations which typically rely primarily on the machine's self-repair mechanisms. We do have the ability to turn these machines off, but we are then unable to turn them back on.

    While we have observed that the operations of these machines is sometimes affected by their environment, the difference between the scope of what we know and can do at this time vs "mind control" is the difference between saying, "gee, this computer doesn't run as well when it's really warm out" vs saying "I'm going to write a piece of software for this computer".

    It is true that various entities -have- tried various mind control and behavior control experiments before, but the simple fact of the matter is that it's something we have consistently failed to accomplish for decades. For example, look at drug rehab programs. The relapse rate for drug rehab programs is between 40 and 60 percent. If we were actually able to program someone's mind, this would be a prime candidate for reeducation.