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Lenovo's 'Yoga Book' Laptop Is So Thin It Needs A Touchscreen Keyboard (gizmodo.com)

An anonymous reader writes: At IFA in Berlin, Lenovo announced the Yoga Book, a laptop that measures in at just 0.38-inches thick, making it the thinnest laptop currently available. In order for it to retain such a slim profile, the keyboard needed to be redesigned. The Yoga Book features what is called the Halo Keyboard, a touchscreen keyboard that is separated from the display and doubles as a drawing tablet. Gizmodo reports: "Officially it's called the Halo Keyboard, and if you've ever tried to quickly type on a tablet's software keyboard than you'll be familiar with the experience. Only it's a little nicer because the keyboard is separated from the display, so it doesn't suck up screen real estate, and it has a pleasantly rough texture. It's also got haptic feedback, which in the case of a touchscreen keyboard is sort of like sticking lipstick on the pig. A press of a button turns the keys off and turns the keyboard into a drawing tablet. From there, it behaves a lot like a Wacom tablet, directly reporting pen input into your chosen app. It even reads pen inputs through paper laid over the input panel." Some other specs of this 2-in-1 laptop/tablet include an Intel Atom processor, 64GB of onboard storage with support for a microSD card, 13 hours of battery life, 4G LTE, 802.11 AC Wi-Fi, front and rear cameras, and a 10.1-inch, 1080p display.

115 comments

  1. And with that decision... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not much better than a tablet.

    1. Re:And with that decision... by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

      Son'y be dillt, I;n usibh ome rifht niw.

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    2. Re:And with that decision... by youngone · · Score: 2
      From Lenovo's site: Yoga Book: The First Tablet for Natural Sketching and Note-Taking

      So yes, it's a Tablet.

    3. Re:And with that decision... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Natural sketching? How many degrees of pressure sensitivity does it have?

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    4. Re:And with that decision... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Informative

      From TFNR...

      "The real-pen accessory can draw with the precision of a pencil or paintbrush, with 2,048 pressure levels and 100-degree angle detection."

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    5. Re:And with that decision... by Drethon · · Score: 1

      That really interests me for artwork. My primary laptop is for development though so it wont ever be replacing that. I just can't do touch screen typing, makes my fingers hurt without some spring action.

    6. Re:And with that decision... by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      yeah I'm a touch typer so touch screen is out for me.. no matter how ironic that sounds.

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    7. Re:And with that decision... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, the title and the summary both refer to it as a laptop.

    8. Re:And with that decision... by harrkev · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Amen to that.

      The real problem, IMHO, is that when I type, I rest my fingers on the keyboard and then just press the one that I want harder. I also rely on the "feel" of the key under my fingers to determine if I am actually hitting in the middle of the keys or if I need to shift my hands around just a little.

      On a touch screen, resting your fingers on the keyboard is called "pressing several keys at the same time" and is bad. So, to actually "type" with a touch screen, you need to hover your fingers over the keyboard, which also means that your fingers can easily shift.

      So, yeah, touch screens suck for typing.

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  2. 10mm by I4ko · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So it is 10mm thick (or rather 9.6). It is not remarkable. I have a Dell that isn't much thicker at 13mm. I also have a tablet with removable keyboard (A laptop) that comes at less than that. Also Atom - Intel's garbage.. Not interested. Give me a Haswell/Broadwell/Skylake any day (XXXXU processors), but the Atom/Braswell/Bay trail/Cherry Trail are the utter crap

    1. Re:10mm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So it is 10mm thick (or rather 9.6). It is not remarkable. I have a Dell that isn't much thicker at 13mm.

      Your Dell is a whopping 30% thicker.

      Practically speaking 10mm is not much thinner than 13mm. But then it is not much thinner than 20mm or 30mm.

    2. Re:10mm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you seem to be saying "millennial", except with a lot less words. Are you a 49ers fan? Colin Kaepernick might want to use your argument, he's a jackass too. Not as bad as Carlos Danger or Hillary Clinton , but worse than Chris Brown. yeah Colin should fuck off and so should you.
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    3. Re:10mm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were given 2 computers. One contains the Atom/Braswell/Bay trail/Cherry Trail processor and the other has a Haswell/Broadwell/Skylake processor. Everything else is identical on the two machines. You are not told which computer has which processor. You are given identical user applications to run on each machine. Would you be able to tell which machine has which processor? And by user applications I do not mean any diagnostic or performance utilities. You have such impassioned arguments on the subject so obviously you can provide some real world examples that helped you formulate your insightful critique.
       

    4. Re:10mm by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      So, you seem to be saying "millennial", except with a lot less words. Are you a 49ers fan? Colin Kaepernick might want to use your argument, he's a jackass too. Not as bad as Carlos Danger or Hillary Clinton , but worse than Chris Brown. yeah Colin should fuck off and so should you.
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    5. Re:10mm by I4ko · · Score: 1

      Definitely. I can tell you which one is which by just starting and typing into notepad from the command prompt in windows. On the Atom thingies there is a very subtle delay between the keyboard press and the character appearing on the screen both inside command prompt and inside notepad. It is just enough to land smack middle on the graph of delay I can accept producing the uncanny valley effect. If it was a tad longer, I wouldn't have felt it that much.

    6. Re:10mm by I4ko · · Score: 1

      Correct. My tablet with the keyboard (Surface RT with the touch keyboard) on the other hand is also a hair thicker than 10mm, impossible to say how much without using calipers, that is why I am saying it is already invented. It is likely 10.3 or 10.45. Compare that to 9.65 - it falls within the error margin of a human cognition at distance.

    7. Re:10mm by I4ko · · Score: 1

      P.S. Clock for clock the U processors are about twice (or more) as productive than the N processors especially in single threaded operations for the same processor generation and comparable modification.

    8. Re:10mm by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Skylake would not reach the price point for a 'tablet'.

      this Atom: $27.
      Core m5: $281

    9. Re: 10mm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Decompressing files is VERY CPU-bound on those lower powered processors. Unzipping archives and installing programs would be much slower.

    10. Re:10mm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am running a mini-form-factor, think Apple Mac Pro, computer system unit based on Intel's Bay Trail Atom Z3735F processor. It is responsive despite only 2 GB RAM and 32 GB eMMC plus a 128 GB microSD card which I added for storage.

    11. Re:10mm by Misagon · · Score: 1

      Don't dis the Atom processors. I think you must have tried some extraordinarily badly configured Windows system ...
      I now have three Atom-based computer and are all fine.
      They are perfectly fine for office/productivity tasks and for web and email, even for light software development: The things that most people would use a laptop for.

      Just give the laptop a proper battery and a decent keyboard and mouse and it could be very useful device ...

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    12. Re:10mm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Raspberry Pi Zero: $5

    13. Re:10mm by I4ko · · Score: 1

      They are definitely woefully inadequate to run today's web's javascript if you have more than one page open.

    14. Re:10mm by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Why even do a tablet with a keyboard, that's nuts. Want a tablet with a keyboard, buy a bigger thicker notepad, get a hard disk drive, get an optical drive, get keyboard that is far more usable and get a removable bigger, much bigger battery. So is a 25mm thick notebook more or less usable that even A 5mm thick notebook. Thinner means weaker side and bracing walls and physically failing hardware, thin is a trap when it defeats usability. Want a touch screen keyboard that preserves screen real estate of your tablet, easy, link your phone to your tablet and use the phone as a touch screen keyboard. Want a notebook to do real work, don't fool yourself, think beyond say 20mm does nothing for no one except the marketing department and gullible customers.

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    15. Re:10mm by maorb · · Score: 1

      If someone was looking at a tablet with a keyboard then the small size was probably a selling point. So don't go recommending anything with a footprint large enough to fit an optical drive and a large battery in it as a viable alternative.

      I fully agree with you on the merits on thinness though.

    16. Re:10mm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back of old envelope and a pen: $0.25

    17. Re:10mm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stone carvings on a cave wall: Free.

  3. No thank you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    what is this obsession with making things thin, the space it saves is almost irrelevant and tactile feed back is a wonderful thing.

    1. Re:No thank you! by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      what is this obsession with making things thin, the space it saves is almost irrelevant and tactile feed back is a wonderful thing.

      There are plenty of thicker laptops available, and at lower prices to boot. So if you don't care about thinness, then don't pay a premium to buy it. Problem solved.

    2. Re:No thank you! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      wrong answer, this article isn't about a laptop, it's just another tablet

      the thinnest laptop is still whatever existed before this thing was made

    3. Re:No thank you! by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, despite how Lenovo chooses to describe it - this is less a laptop and more like that Microsoft Research dual-screen "Courier" tablet concept that was floating around six or seven years ago (just rotated 90 degrees).

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    4. Re:No thank you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On slashdot your only allowed to have opinions on products if you intend to buy them or they are mandatory apparently.

    5. Re:No thank you! by swb · · Score: 1

      Just like there are plenty of 4:3 laptops and monitors available, smartphones with physical keyboard, ultrabooks with 6 USB ports, etc.

      The OP has a point -- it's not that you can't avoid whatever the current dumb technology design trend is, but chances are your alternatives will be extremely limited because somehow these trends take on a life of their own and before you know it 95% of the market is following the rest of the lemmings right off the cliff.

      My guess is these touch keyboard things won't gain any traction on laptops until they come up with some kind of system that provides a touch similar to a real keyboard, so it's unlikely to catch on, unlike ultrathin smartphones.

    6. Re:No thank you! by aliquis · · Score: 1

      what is this obsession with making things thin, the space it saves is almost irrelevant and tactile feed back is a wonderful thing.

      Smaller battery.
      Weaker processor.
      Weaker graphics.
      Cheaper keyboards.
      Cheaper shipping.

      = Money?

    7. Re:No thank you! by Mark+Rawls · · Score: 1

      I can easily foresee this changing. Microsoft initially released two keyboards for their take on this idea, the Surface. One keyboard was entirely touch and pressure sensitive, and I despised it. I wound up buying a Surface Pro 2 for university at the time and got the type cover with it - it keeps all of that uniform thinness that the touch cover boasts, but provides actual tactile feedback as it has actual keys. Not great keys, mind you, but certainly better than nothing. I imagine Lenovo will cover their asses this way a bit - release an attachable tactile keyboard overlay or something of the sort to satiate people that type over 30 wpm and don't want to feel like they're typing on their phones all the time.

    8. Re:No thank you! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Smaller battery. Weaker processor. Weaker graphics. Cheaper keyboards. Cheaper shipping.

      = Money?

      Assuming anyone buys one. That would not be me.

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    9. Re:No thank you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen. It's already challenging to find non-touchscreen laptops.

      (You can disable the touch functionality, but you can't disable the glare from the reflective screen)

    10. Re:No thank you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what is this obsession with making things thin,

      And flimsy, remember that iPhone that people were finding out deformed just from being in your pocket?

    11. Re:No thank you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel the same way about women. I like 'em fat, for the same reason as you.

    12. Re:No thank you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheaper to make, less plastic garbage. Touch-keyboards are only difficult and uncomfortable in the beginning, it's just another new tech thing you will get used to.

    13. Re: No thank you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm more interested in how long the battery lasts than how big it is. If I'm looking for a device which can last a day's worth of meetings and is light then given I can consume resources from work based servers then I'll take light. And if I practice writing again to the point it is legible I'll also take a pen based interface with a keyboard option like I did a decade ago with the first generation or windows tablets. Those didn't really have the battery life, though.

    14. Re:No thank you! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      you can't disable the glare from the reflective screen

      You can if you have an orbital sander.

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    15. Re:No thank you! by jareth-0205 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      what is this obsession with making things thin, the space it saves is almost irrelevant and tactile feed back is a wonderful thing.

      No idea, and the company themselves don't really push that it's just a factor of what they're building - ie if they put a real keyboard in it it couldn't be a drawing-tablet with a pen also. It's an obsession of the article headline writer. Something far more interesting I think about it is that you can put paper over it and write on that, with the pen input also copied digitally.

    16. Re:No thank you! by swb · · Score: 1

      When I was thinking about this, I kind of wondered if they could come up with some kind of "inflatable" keyboard -- some kind of thin membrane that could be magnetically shaped into keys when in use but otherwise be flat when folded up. The magnetic resistance could provide the tactile feedback and key travel. Bonus points if it was possible to shape the keys into arbitrary layouts, although I suspect the membrane would need predefined key shapes. I don't know if anything like this is even possible.

      I had a Surface Pro 2 with the TypePad 2 cover and while it wasn't great, it was better than some ultra-cheap full size USB keyboards I've used.

    17. Re:No thank you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but in a corporate environment our personal preferences often don't mean squat. IT bulk buys a standard laptop and you get that laptop whether or not you like the laptop's layout.

      So change the laptop standards then, right? Easier said than done. There are IT and Purchasing drones that buy into the thin hype. It's also significant that the laptop manufacturers litter their offerings with excessively thin devices and spend most of their advertising dollars promoting those very devices. The "average" laptop these days is very likely to be a thin device, which means they fall within the sweet spot for price and performance. Once again that rings the Purchasing bell.

      The thicker devices are often gaming laptops, or workstation laptops, or physically toughened devices meant for field use. All of which are considered specialty devices, come at premium prices, and are found in the back of the catalogues. Just imagine the conversation with your boss, "Hi, I want a gaming laptop, it's for the battery life and durability, I promise!"

    18. Re: No thank you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Smaller battery = less capacity = more recharge cycles = shorter product lifespan.

      Which of course isn't a factor at all for designs like that..

    19. Re:No thank you! by afeeney · · Score: 1

      So PHB has the obviously best laptop in the room!

    20. Re:No thank you! by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 1

      Because it sells and it looks fancy. Does it require another reason or something? If you dont want it, good for you, you are not in their target market.

    21. Re:No thank you! by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      The slimmer the device gets, the thicker the protective cover becomes.
      Unless these devices are designed to bend and dent, going more thin just makes them more fragile.

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    22. Re:No thank you! by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      I f**king hate the shiney screens.
      Those things look absolutely great in a store display with the power turned off, but are useless in pretty much any other situation.
      How insane is it to have a computer you can lug around but can't use in the sun. Or with a lightsource anywhere near you. Or with a window behind you. Or in a brightly colored room.

      Many brands still sell business models without the glare, but these usually cost extra. You can also buy separate anti-gloss overlays which may also block touch.

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  4. Meh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want fat laptops that don't snap its plastic after months/years again. My Toshiba Tecra from 1996 is still in one piece and it works. All the "modern" laptops afterward failed in various ways including their shell cracking apart, while the only Tecra issue is the mouse nub tearing a bit.

    1. Re: Meh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you in principle here but for the love of god man they make *metal* laptops now. Regardless of your opinions on all things Apple the current MacBook Pro and air designs (I imagine they have PC clones/relatives?) are pretty nice from a hardware design standpoint.

    2. Re: Meh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except when the soldered on ram fails and you have to replace the cpu, mb, and memory as one expensive unit.

    3. Re: Meh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because RAM failures are so incredibly common these days, right?

      Fixing computers is what I do, and it's been years since I replaced a bad RAM stick.

  5. Is there a picture somewhere? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    Given the description, I found it rather surprising the linked Lenovo news page didn't include an actual photo anywhere.

    Or perhaps the thing is so thin I simply couldn't see it?

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    1. Re:Is there a picture somewhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The item can be seen here: http://blog.lenovo.com/en/blog/yoga-book-projecting-a-halo-effect-on-the-next-generation-of-keyboards

    2. Re:Is there a picture somewhere? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nah, that's not a laptop. Now THIS is a laptop.

      http://www.laptopjoy.com/wp-co...

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    3. Re:Is there a picture somewhere? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      The item can be seen here: http://blog.lenovo.com/en/blog...

      That's a Tablet.

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    4. Re:Is there a picture somewhere? by Archfeld · · Score: 1
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      errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?
    5. Re:Is there a picture somewhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mike Dundee, is that you?

    6. Re:Is there a picture somewhere? by PingSpike · · Score: 1

      I suppose that technically a determined individual could use that on their lap, but I still don't think it quite fits the definition of a "laptop".

    7. Re:Is there a picture somewhere? by Archfeld · · Score: 1

      Yeah true, and I think you had to have asbestos underwear as the things got pretty warm as well.

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  6. looks cool, but by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    does it run Linux? i know one will run android, but android is a little too googly for me sometimes, i would like to slap a Linux distro on it, and i would only buy it if it is testing Linux compatible, i would hate to be in the middle of an install and find the keyboard does not work in Linux, and then be stuck with a nice looking brick that is no more useful than a door stop,

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  7. Yoga Book? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    Will it teach me how to bend over and blow myself?

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    1. Re:Yoga Book? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Will it teach me how to bend over and blow myself?

      That went south quickly!

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    2. Re:Yoga Book? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That went south quickly!

      Putting the ass into Slashvertisements.

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  8. It's not a touchscreen if it doesn't have a screen by hackel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The most interesting thing about this is:
    "Touch-typists used the Moving Virtual Layout (MVL), which adapted to fit the user’s natural style, learning where the user intended to strike the keys through experience. On a mechanical keyboard, the user could dynamically adjust the position of their fingers onto the keys, helped by the shape of the keys and gaps in between. To overcome this problem on a touch keyboard, the halo keyboard used artificial learning to correct repeated mistakes or mistyping, learning the difference between common errors, like when a user hits the Alt key but intended to hit the spacebar instead."

  9. Atom??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first article refers to an Atom X5. Checking it out on wikipedia, it appears that the most powerful processor meeting that description is the x5-z8550 cpu, which is not quite up to the performance level that I would have hoped for. Oh well, wait for the next processor design cycle, and hope for the best.

  10. Too thick by somenickname · · Score: 1

    I long for the day when all my devices are so thin that they cannot support *any* input devices. Think how glorious it will be when you are holding a supercomputer that is only a few microns thick! It will be so thin that it's practically two dimensional!

    Input devices are overrated.

    1. Re:Too thick by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      I long for the day when all my devices are so thin that they cannot support *any* input devices. Think how glorious it will be when you are holding a supercomputer that is only a few microns thick! It will be so thin that it's practically two dimensional!

      Input devices are overrated.

      Definitely. You will be able to hold it and simply wish at it, and it will do what you want. Glorious! The only reason it needs to be a few microns thick is to be sure the Apple logo is visible.

      And we'll finally find out the real truth about whether or not guys think about sex every 8 seconds.

    2. Re:Too thick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck that. I hope for a device so thin it slices through my fingers when I hold it.

      Then I sue and make millions.

    3. Re:Too thick by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 1

      Wont be long. Brain interfaces are coming soon. Your device will probably be like a (thinner) coke can though (and not thin like a tablet), you will just have it your pocket and communicate with it by thinking.

    4. Re:Too thick by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 2

      It already exist, it is called a knife.

    5. Re:Too thick by somenickname · · Score: 1

      Uh huh, you go right on believing that. The day that computers are able to directly interface with my brain is the day that I finally don my tinfoil hat.

    6. Re:Too thick by lroylw · · Score: 1

      If by guys you mean "young men", then yeah.

      At my age I think about it every few hours.

  11. Lenovos new design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lenovos new design so bad because it uses a touchscreen keyboard.

    Should have been the headline.

  12. Re:It's not a touchscreen if it doesn't have a scr by somenickname · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Cool. Can it simulate nubs on the F and J keys? If it can't then your hands can't find their way back to where they need to be and, your ability to touch type is now lost. I agree that the artificial learning part is pretty cool but, cool doesn't trump useful.

    I understand that this laptop isn't meant for power users but, frankly, widescreen laptops weren't meant for power users either. How many power users are still using a laptop with a 4:3 aspect ratio? How vehemently did they object (Hint: A LOT)? I'd be happy to let this slide as a toy that no one will use for real work but, when I see a modern day ThinkPad, I'm inclined to believe that the Yoga series is a staging ground for things to come.

    DO NOT WANT.

  13. Cool by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 2

    But, why? Why does anyone want such a thin laptop, other than for boasting to own the thinnest laptop in the world?

    1. Re:Cool by somenickname · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's the primary motivation. In fact, fashion is the primary motivation behind most hardware design decisions now. If you want a high end ultra-portable laptop, you now have to buy a fashion statement. Nobody makes a functional high end ultra-portable anymore.

      I've tried to replace my ThinkPad X220 on several occasions now (always lured by the fancy new screen resolutions) and every time I've sent the "upgrade" back for a refund because it's unusable in a real work environment. Pretty? Sure. Suitable for writing software? Fuck. No.

      Fuck thickness. Power users want a real (NOT chicklet) keyboard, a ThinkPad nub, a high resolution matte screen. Screws on the bottom of the laptop to indicate where to upgrade the RAM and disk. More screws on the bottom to indicate where to replace the keyboard when you wear it out. Make it thick enough that you can decorate the edges with a vast array of full sized ports. Make the battery removable so you can travel with a bunch of them (bonus points for having an onboard 5 minute battery to allow hot swapping). If you include a trackpad at all, don't be a fucking idiot and make it overlap the natural points where your palms rest. Put a nice CPU in it with good, active cooling. Make it weigh 2-3 pounds.

      Or, I dunno... Just make it fucking thinner, I guess.

    2. Re:Cool by dromgodis · · Score: 1

      Amazingly, Apple have managed to fail on almost every single one of those bullets in a product they have the stomach to call "Pro". The only thing they have done right - and better than the competition - is the wonderful force touch trackpad. Also, the CPU is ok and the nub is no loss.

    3. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do agree with almost everything you wrote, but there's nothing inherently wrong with making it thinner and lighter. I don't think even serious users necessarily need "a vast array of full sized ports". A few USB 3, ethernet, and maybe an optical disc drive, the latter of which are sadly missing from most laptops these days. If you have some specific use case you can use a USB hub or adapter, but the vast majority would be happier to save weight and space. When I switched from a serious-business 18" laptop to a thin and lightweight 14" it felt so much better because instead of dreading dragging along that massive beast everywhere, I had no qualms slipping the tiny laptop into whatever small bag I felt like taking, along with any accessories necessary for the day.

    4. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want small, but somehow when you get it X220, you don't want it.

      You're exactly the kind of idiot programmer I like to avoid. I WANT ULTRA PORTABLE, BUT IT CANT BE SMALL OR THIN, wait what?

    5. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see this laptop and think one thing....pretty...stupid. Useless for someone who wants a laptop to actually do work. The only acceptable "thin" laptop I've found for real work in the past couple of years is the HP Spectre. Wish it were a little thicker with better keyboard feedback, but it's manageable. Old laptop died, so had to get something, and I do have to be mobile so needed to be somewhat portable.

    6. Re:Cool by Neredera · · Score: 1

      I know your problem, I've had a Lenovo X230t.

      I now bought an Alienware 13. It has almost everything you want, except a removable battery.

    7. Re:Cool by Andtalath · · Score: 1

      X250 (and x260) has got:
      1: Chiclet keyboard (you get used to them after a while and they are not THAT horrible).
      2: Thinkpad nub.
      3: High resolution matte screen.
      4: Easy to open bottom, haven't tried replacing/upgrading yet.
      5: Decent port selection (2 usb, ethernet, displayport, vga, card reader).
      6: One external, one internal battery, and, yes, hot swap is possible.
      7: I shut off the trackpad, so I don't know if it would be annoying otherwise.
      8: Weight is 2.88 pounds for standard model.

      So, well, most of your points are addressed, barring keyboard.
      It at least groups the top row, which 230 and 240 didn't.

    8. Re:Cool by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I just hope that they put the Thinkpad retro into production. It's kind of looking doubtful, but there is a rumor is that it will show up in 2017 to celebrate the 25 year anniversary of the Thinkpad.

  14. You have to see the video -- it's amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Video speaks for itself, very amazing

    http://www.cnet.com/products/lenovo-yoga-book/

    I think we will have a new era of devices like these in a few years.

  15. Re:It's not a touchscreen if it doesn't have a scr by jandrese · · Score: 1

    Do you have to hover your hands over the keyboard, or is it smart enough to let you rest your fingers on the home row while typing? That's the dealbreaker for most tablet keyboards that want to pretend to be touch typist friendly. If not, you're a hunt and peck machine.

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  16. It's about time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in a 7 inch wide subterranean crevasse and my current 11mm thick laptop is just too much of a space hog down here.

  17. Re:It's not a touchscreen if it doesn't have a scr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your only complaint is nubs, they could easily add that on the glass surface without deforming your view overmuch.

  18. No thank you by Billly+Gates · · Score: 3, Interesting

    THe MS Surface is still the thinnest and Lenovo comes with malware like spearfish by default .... oh and the spyware is installed as drivers which means even if you do a fresh install Windows Store will automatically install the crapware again making it perpetual and impossible to remove!

    Fuck em. I will never buy a product from such a company.

    1. Re:No thank you by Misagon · · Score: 1

      Spearfish? Didn't you mean "Superfish"?
      From what I have been able to find out, Lenovo stopped installing Superfish in new machines back in early 2015.
      Is this a new malware?

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  19. Good, Now They Can Start Making Useful Notebooks! by BrendaEM · · Score: 2

    Good, the marketing people are happy. If you would kindly make useful notebook computers for the rest of us, that'd be swell.

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  20. Re:Good, Now They Can Start Making Useful Notebook by somenickname · · Score: 1

    Don't hold your breath. I'm pretty sure Lenovo fired everyone who understood the term "useful" a few years ago. Now it's all about who can out-gimmick Apple.

  21. Lipstick on a pig? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It’s also got haptic feedback, which in the case of a touchscreen keyboard is sort of like sticking lipstick on the pig."

    So where does the author feel haptic feedback should be used if not on a touch device?

    1. Re:Lipstick on a pig? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably IoT sex toys.

  22. Fuck Thin. Fuck Island. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Laptops are getting thinner and thinner. At a certain point, I don't give a shit about thinness. I want a real keyboard. Unfortunately all manufacturers have copied Apple's shitty "Island" keyboard. It lets you have a really thin keyboard, but its like typing on paper. Want something else? Bad luck! There's only one laptop with a real keyboard I know and it's crazy expensive. When oh when are manufacturers going to stop chasing "thin" and give us a decent keyboard. IBM's clicky keyboard factory is still going and Cherry MX have done wonderful things with keyboards. I really want to see these on a laptop.

  23. Keyboard? Battery and OS are the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Though some tactile feedback is pleasant to work with, in particular that one coming from legendary IBM/Lenowo laptop keyboards, I always thought keyboard space was just a lot of wasted space in a laptop. If a not-mechanical alternative can be generally responsive and handy to use and offer some feedback, perhaps in the form of a resistive current, then I welcome that as a possible innovation.

    The real problems today in the advanced hardware market don't lay in the keyboard but elsewhere though:

    1. ENERGY storage, or batteries: there is a lot or research going on and some possible advancement to come, but present technologies still can't account for enough energy storage, fast recharge, controlled release and durability. Period. The fact the some producers with better OS and tricks or "intelligent design" (MacOS) can save more energy doesn't mean the problem has been overcome nor it will be any time soon. Keeping an eye at all times on where the closest wall-plugs are located is not an habit that will disappear any soon.

    2. OS, or Operating System and associated software: current OS solutions available to the average Joe and usable or "licensable" on generic hardware (which very ironically excludes the close-minded MacOS) are all absolutely SUB-PAR to match the power and capabilities of any advanced hardware.

    The Yoga Book comes with either Android (what a huge waste!, what you're gonna run there, Pokemon GO next to your favorite root hack to protect your private life with some firewall and to uninstall all the crapware?) or Windows 10 Pro with all its Trumpy or appallingly abusive anti-privacy behavior, violently pushing MS will and updates down innocent grandma's throats all the time.
    How about support for special devices like the new keyboard or the pen? Those will always end up looking like fancy but oddly unused accessories because they need ad-hoc drivers written for the purpose (by the hardware producer) and badly integrated with the OS, and after all they'll be unsupported by most applications, anyways.
    Needless to say running any of the thousands and constantly-changing but never current flavors of Linux on such a thing would not make sense, finding yourselves with no drivers or very broken support for the hardware (for the coming 5-10 years at least), unless you reverse engineer the hardware itself and code the drivers and some crappy GUI support yourself.

    Long story short: we may have invented, miniaturized and crammed into a shiny case the best and most powerful hardware innovations as we wish, but without any decent power storage and OS: we have nothing. Android people will keep playing Tinder and Angry Birds, Windows people will keep swallow unwanted updates and assist powerless to unsolicited reboots, Linux people will miss any hardware novelty or burn the think for lack of fan support, then end up on a xterm with an external USB keyboard, coding their builtin ACPI and keyboard drivers and struggling to get rid of systemd, let alone trying to cope with the lack of any modern and consistent GUI.

    1. Re:Keyboard? Battery and OS are the problem. by lroylw · · Score: 1

      Linux people will miss any hardware novelty or burn the think for lack of fan support, then end up on a xterm with an external USB keyboard, coding their builtin ACPI and keyboard drivers and struggling to get rid of systemd, let alone trying to cope with the lack of any modern and consistent GUI.

      Classic.

  24. Touch-screen keyboard, or touch-pad? by GNious · · Score: 1

    Does it have 2 screens, or is the keyboard just a large touch-pad with light-up etchings of a static keyboard?

  25. Wonderful idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's something I have been waiting for quite some time. A laptop with TWO screens, or rather a foldable tablet, or a true electronic book. So many uses.

    With a little bit of luck, Apple will pick up the concept make it right (no, they did not invent the smartphone or the laptop either).

  26. "Touchscreen" keyboard by DrXym · · Score: 1

    Lenovo is shooting itself in the foot if it produces the "world's thinnest laptop" if it ships with the world's most useless keyboard. Touch typing on a flat bit of glass / plastic will suck big time regardless of whether they draw little boxes around where the "keys" are.

  27. Re:It's not a touchscreen if it doesn't have a scr by Misagon · · Score: 1

    A touch-tablet keyboard that moves the "keys", adjusting to where the user's previous strokes have been.
    That sounds like one of the features of FingerWorks TouchStream touch-keyboard and I think they had a patent on this.
    They stopped making products in 2005. FingerWorks together with its patents was then acquired by Apple.
    I think Lenovo must have someone bought or licensed that patent, or they are about to meet with Apple's lawyers ...

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  28. Re:Good, Now They Can Start Making Useful Notebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They make them already. I guess Thinkpads that have been around for 22+ years just flew under the radar.

    Slashdot is so fucking filled with complaining morons. How do you people not blow your head off every day based on the world you've created around yourselves?

  29. TFA misses the entire point of this product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not meant to compete with actual laptops. The novel part is this is a tablet that has a second panel which you can use as a writing/drawing surface: including the ability to write on actual paper and have the images digitized. That's a pretty neat feature for folks who still like taking notes by hand. The ability to use the second panel as a keyboard is just an added bonus.

    Most other write-ups on this product seem to understand this.

  30. Re:It's not a touchscreen if it doesn't have a scr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you are in a minority, no one uses those fucking nubs anymore. jesus fucking pole smoker, get with the times.

  31. the real headline by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    "Lenovo's 'Yoga Book' Laptop Is So Fragile It Needs A Crazy Person to Buy It"
    Am I the only one that doesn't care if my laptop weighs 5 pounds instead of 4?

  32. It has haptic feedback by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    Could be interesting, as well as sketching on paper/screen with the same pen, I'd at least like to try one out

  33. Re:It's not a touchscreen if it doesn't have a scr by immortalcrab · · Score: 0

    So instead of improving your typing, it actually takes an effort to at least keep as bad?

  34. Can't they just make it thicker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like the obvious question would be: can't you just make it thicker? Then not only could you fit in a keyboard, but you could increase the battery size so that it runs longer. Win/win. It sounds like these guys made a critical design mistake and then "fixed" it with a touchpad in order to get it to market on time, instead of really fixing it. Now you've got a product that everyone is just going to laugh at instead of buy. I guess even bad publicity is better than no publicity?

  35. Why does progress mean "suck harder?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've owned at least a dozen laptops since the 1980s (if you'll allow me to say the TRS-80 Model 100 was a "laptop.") So many I can't count.

    I have yet to find a better one for its era since the 1991ish Tandy 1100 FD. 3 second bootup, run Wordperfect 5.1 off 3.5 inch DOS floppy. Single drive and swap disks between A:\ and B:\ on same drive. Had no modem, though, and 5 years before USB peripherals IIRC. :( Keyboard was one of the best I've ever typed on in a laptop, beautiful contrast slider, and who needed anything but yellow-greenish Monochrome when you could do faux-4 color CGA graphics via Hercules? :)

    Why can't I find its' spiritual successor.... ? I'd take exactly the same form factor today but with color screen and a sidecar style trackman portable logitech trackball... and can you imagine how much power one might get from a 3.5 pound battery these days?

    Guess I'm just sentimental today.

  36. Re:It's not a touchscreen if it doesn't have a scr by hackel · · Score: 1

    I do consider myself a "power user," but have never thought much about wide-screen vs 4:3. What's the deal with that? I really like being able to have two applications (typically a browser and editor) side-by-side.

    The nubs on the glass as mentioned by the AC below might really help, but I'm also sceptical that I would actually be able to type as well on such a screen. I assume I'd get used to it, just as I have with a phone, I just honestly don't know until I've tried it for a while.

  37. Step back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't Lenovo's major strength their keyboard quality? I've always seen them as the Blackberry of laptops.

    Now they're throwing the baby out with the bathwater. Give me back a ThinkPad classic.

    Actually their x230 chicklet style keyboard is a good compromise between size and quality of typing.