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HP Printers Have A Pre-Programmed Failure Date For Non-HP Ink Cartridges (myce.com)

An anonymous reader quotes some harsh allegations from Myce.com: Thousands of HP printers around the world started to show error messages on the same day, the 13th of September... HP printers with non-HP cartridges started to show the error message, "One or more cartridges appear to be damaged. Remove them and replace them with new cartridges"... When [Dutch online retailer 123ink] emailed their customers asking them if they wanted to check if their printer also had issues, they received replies from more than 1,000 customers confirming the issue...

Consumers who complained to HP were told the error was caused by using non-HP cartridges. A day later HP withdrew that statement and explained the issues were a side effect of a firmware update, [but] printers without any internet access started to reject non-HP cartridges. Therefore it's very unlikely that a firmware update caused the issues and the only other logical explanation is that HP programmed a date in its firmware on which non-HP cartridges would no longer be accepted.

"Printer worked fine for nine months," complains one of many angry users on HP's web site. "Then on 9/13 HP uploaded without my permission a firmware update that caused a message 'damaged cartridge' for all my cartridges and then it refused to print."

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  1. Other than Brother... by HBI · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is there a printer vendor that doesn't play games with the consumables?

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    1. Re: Other than Brother... by slazzy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thanks HP, now I know to never buy your products agaim.

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    2. Re:Other than Brother... by CastrTroy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Best bet is to get a laser printer. Inkjets are basically designed to have high consumable costs. If you don't print often enough, the ink will dry out. If you print a lot, the ink costs will be high. I got a cheap laser printer about 5 years back and it has served me well. I've only had to get 1 toner cartridge after the original that came with it. It's a Samsung. Of course, their printer division is getting bought out by HP. At work we use Brother printers and they seem to be very reliable. The cartridges are reasonably priced for the number of pages they print. You can use third party toner, but we don't because the price difference isn't that much.

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    3. Re:Other than Brother... by xlsior · · Score: 4, Informative

      IIRC the brother cartridge has a small peephole with a mirror on the far side, and if an infrared beam reflects back it means that there is no toner in between the window and the mirror. With the dark tape in place it won't see the reflected beam, the low toner won't trigger, and you can keep on printing.

      While it perhaps triggers early, at least it requires a certain amount of toner to have been used at all. Some other vendors use a chip that simply counts the pages, and will claim that you're low/out after -x- pages regardless of how much or little toner you've actually used.

    4. Re:Other than Brother... by C0L0PH0N · · Score: 2

      My Brother laserjet (HL-L2360D) has a "setting" which will override the "cartridge is empty" message. That is to say, it will warn that the cartridge is empty, but it will keep printing forever. That is good, as shaking the cartridge and keeping an eye on it gives a few extra weeks worth of printing. It is not an obvious setting, but it is there!! Of course, a day will come when the printing starts to get light, and then of course, need to change the cartridge. But I am happy to take responsibility for a few wasted "light" pages in order to get many weeks more out of a cartridge than the warning claims.

    5. Re:Other than Brother... by djk1024 · · Score: 2

      I'll second this solution. Good color laser printers are available at a reasonable price now. I print seldom, but when I do, I want good clean copy. I was always faced with dried ink on my inkjets. Finally got a cheap color laser, a Ricoh, and have been much happier with my general printing solution.

    6. Re:Other than Brother... by ravenshrike · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's saying it's low, which doesn't mean replace, it means get off your lazy ass and buy a new one so when you run out you can pop the new one in immediately, thus interrupting workflow for a minimum amount of time.

    7. Re: Other than Brother... by Jason1729 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I used HP printers for years starting with a LaserJet II. From about 2000 on, they were nothing but trouble, constant cartridge errors, clogs, etc. With both OEM and non-OEM ink. One with a scanner had the scanner self-destruct after about 20 page scans.

      About 5 years ago, I bought a canon. It's been through about 150 non-OEM cartridges. It's sat idle for a month and it's printed 200 photos in a day. And it works like a dream every time.

      This isn't really a plug for Canon, but HP is just so unbelievably bad. Nobody should buy their printers.

    8. Re:Other than Brother... by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

      Watch out if you have a Samsung printer - HP is buying Samsung's Printer Business for $1 Billion

      A future driver update will probably screw you.

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    9. Re:Other than Brother... by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      Brother. Had our Brother printer for a couple years now and it never says a word about ink carts no matter whether they are generics or Brother. Crazy cheap on the ink as well, IIRC we paid a grand total of $12 on Amazon for 6 complete sets of CMYK with $4 to ship, that much will easily last us for months so if this printer buys the farm? I'll get another Brother.

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    10. Re: Other than Brother... by msauve · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well,Canon's been doing it forever. They made the engine for both the original Apple LaserWriter and HP LaserJet.

      You might want to also check out Brother, who offer a lot of value these days with no DRM (at least in my experience).

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    11. Re:Other than Brother... by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 2

      Is there anybody who makes significant use of hardcopies anymore?

      Significant, no, but print, sign, scan, email is pretty common.

    12. Re:Other than Brother... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 4, Insightful

      About 5 years ago, my Brother laser printer said it was low, so I taped over the window. A couple of years later, I did get off my lazy ass and ordered a new cartridge so that I wouldn't interrupt my workflow. However, the original cartridge that came with the printer still hasn't run out. I have no idea when and if I'll ever need to install the new cartridge.

      As you can guess, I don't do very much printing. However, the "low toner" light probably started blinking after printing only about 1/4 of the total number of pages I've gotten out of it so far.

      This whole episode does reinforce the decision I made before buying the laser printer: I will never, ever buy another inkjet printer as long as I live. Those cartridges seem to dry up, clog and die even if I don't use them. I got sick of spending $30 on a set of cartridges, only to get a hundred pages out of them before they became useless from age. At least laser printer toner seems to have an almost unlimited lifespan.

    13. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The last brother printer I bought wouldn't work out of box with windows so I tried installing the driver on the included CD. Ended up installing a "helper utility" that started showing pop ups from the system tray offer me "deals" on consumables etc. I was gobsmacked. I paid them money for their hardware and they turned around and installed adware on my PC.
      After deleting it I phoned and complained but the rep was unapologetic and argued that it was completely my choice to install the software.
      I've never bought another Brother product, because fuck them.

    14. Re: Other than Brother... by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 3

      HP's been a zombie company running on inertia for a long time now. There's no quality behind their products, they're just a brand stamped on crap.

      I haven't considered buying HP in over a decade.

    15. Re: Other than Brother... by mspohr · · Score: 2

      I use an HP LJ 4L (circa 1991) that I've had since it was new.
      It just keeps going printing like it was new. I use recycled cartridges ($10) about once a year.

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    16. Re:Other than Brother... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2

      A) why are you updating a printer that's working? B) at $50, why do you care what they're doing on ink?

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    17. Re:Other than Brother... by lxs · · Score: 2

      Which is terrible, because these days even Acrobat Reader has a function to add your signature to a form and save it without jumping through analog hoops. Preview on Mac can do it as well.

    18. Re: Other than Brother... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sounds like HP owes them a fix or a new printer anyway. EU warranty is s mandatory two years. Can't be broken by third party cartridges unless those carts actually damage the printer. If firmware bricked it, the shop that sold it must either prove it was the customer's fault, fix it, replace it or refund it.

      If HP doesn't relent, retailers are going to pay the price.

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    19. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, as an employee of Canon, thank you. :)

      Even in the ultra productivity roll-to-roll lines, where I work, Canon is competitive, especially with our acquisition of Oce a few years ago. I've worked on Konica Minolta, Ricoh, and Xerox machines, and while they're not bad, the Oce manliness are especially built like tanks.

      Inkjet performance in that category is FAR surpassing toner, though, in quality, reliability, and price. Our laser machines are still on the market but for high speed (1000+ pages per minute) ink is the future. I envision better consumer grade equipment soon, so hopefully issues like this bullshit from HP end. Marketing a better product is difficult when the industry has wrecked the reputation through shitty business practices.

      We have had to be ULTRA careful in our communications to customers about 3rd party inks/toner. While they tend not to be as good in many ways, they're definitely cheaper and nobody wants to get sued. I still support many people with 3rd party consumables, and I can say that most of those folks see me more. That said, in the small business or home office environment 3rd party stuff is fine.

    20. Re: Other than Brother... by freeze128 · · Score: 3, Informative

      This *IS* a plug for HP. Everyone should buy their printers...

      Just not their *INKJET* Printers.

      Buy a laserjet 4000 series, or maybe even find an old used Laserjet 4 or Laserjet 5. The laserjet 8000/8100 series are built like TANKS. I have seen dozens of those printers with MILLIONS of pages printed, and they are still going. They are repairable, Use PCL language that is supported by EVERY operating system, and even support both US and European paper sizes. You could by a new HP inkjet printer every 2 years for $150 (plus countless ink cartridges), or ONE HP Laserjet for 30+ years.

    21. Re: Other than Brother... by amoeba47 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've had good experiences with both my recent Brother printers. I used a CISS system and also refillable cartridges, they work fine.

    22. Re: Other than Brother... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      The laserjet 8000/8100 series are built like TANKS.

      So they're slow, bulky, high maintenance, require multiple well trained people to operate them and are too big to simply throw away when they don't work anymore?

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    23. Re: Other than Brother... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Same deal as with McAfee. Your product can suck in any way you like as long as your sales division is world class.

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    24. Re: Other than Brother... by namgge · · Score: 2

      LaserJet 4000 here. Bought in 1998 IIRC. Still going strong. As colleagues switched to newer models I stockpiled their unused toner cartridges. If the printer holds out, I'm going to be dead long before I run out of 'free' toner.

    25. Re:Other than Brother... by mysidia · · Score: 2

      Yes.... How did people not get that particular memo? I've been using only Laser printers with single-color Black toner for the past 16 years.

      They have the lowest cost per page, and also the lowest maintenance costs for infrequently used equipment.

      These days there's very little that really needs to be printed....

    26. Re: Other than Brother... by Pax681 · · Score: 2

      HP's been a zombie company running on inertia for a long time now. There's no quality behind their products, they're just a brand stamped on crap.

      I haven't considered buying HP in over a decade.

      In Scottish Service Engineering circles we always joked with our new apprentices that when you look at your HP Certification badge.. you'll noticed that there's a sticker on it, and if you peel that, the HP logo comes off and either a canon or ricoh logo was underneath.

    27. Re: Other than Brother... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Back in the day I used to do support for members of the public. This was during the height of the Nvidia chipset failure plague, and HP must have done some deal with Nvidia because almost all of their laptops made around that time had Nvidia chipsets, and all would fail a little over the one year mark.

      I would advise customers of their rights and that others had got refunds. All we could do is recover their data, and they could bill the shop they bought it from for that too if the shop couldn't do it themselves. PC World, a major UK retailer, indirectly paid us a lot of money because of that. We produced a leaflet explaining the situation, and apparently when PC World staff saw someone come in with it they just refunded them immediately because they knew they couldn't fob them off.

      I have no idea if HP or Nvidia compensated PC World or anyone else for that, but it must have been an astronomical bill. Every single HP laptop sold for 3+ years with the same unfixable fault, the only options being a new laptop or a refund and either way data recovery.

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    28. Re: Other than Brother... by idji · · Score: 2

      I fill my old Canon deskjet printer with bottles of ink and a syringe simply through the ink pad at the bottom of the cartridge. Then i zap the chip with a resetter.
      I took the printer on a plane for 12 hours, and then never got around to using it for 18 months! I then took it back home 12 hours on the plane, plugged it in and it worked perfectly.

    29. Re: Other than Brother... by Dogtanian · · Score: 2

      The sad truth for those people is going to be that using third-party unsupported ink cartridges that HP did not sign for makes your guarantee vaporize.

      Does it? I very much doubt that would stand in the EU, and even in the US I would assume that it's possibly covered by the Magnuson–Moss Warranty Act...?

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    30. Re: Other than Brother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Google showed 28 meanings for CISS. Here are the top ones:

      CISSInput Capacitance
      CISSCollectif Interassociatif sur la Sante (French: Inter-Association Collective on Health)
      CISSCampbell Interest and Skill Survey (Pearson Assessments)


      You're welcome.

    31. Re: Other than Brother... by gnasher719 · · Score: 2

      Sounds like HP owes them a fix or a new printer anyway. EU warranty is s mandatory two years. Can't be broken by third party cartridges unless those carts actually damage the printer. If firmware bricked it, the shop that sold it must either prove it was the customer's fault, fix it, replace it or refund it.

      Not quite. HP doesn't owe anything, the seller does. For six month, the seller has to fix the problem unless they can show it's the customer's fault, after that the customr has to show the defect was present when the printer was sold. Which shouldn't be a problem if thousands of printers start failing on the same day. And importantly, this is _consumer law_. It applies to printers bought by consumers, not printers bought by companies. (And I'm sure that there are contracts between HP and dealers where HP promises to refund that cost).

    32. Re: Other than Brother... by Jason1729 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have a Brother laser printer. It really is a fantastic printer, and it was quite cheap to buy. But it has a fuser assembly that's good for about 10-15,000 pages and will cost about twice as much to replace as I paid for the whole printer. I wasn't aware of that when I bought the printer and it means the printer is going to have a very short life before becoming landfill. I really hate Brother for playing that game.

    33. Re: Other than Brother... by Solandri · · Score: 3, Informative

      Canon also came up with an optical remaining ink-sensing system for their inkjet printers, meaning their ink cartridges are transparent so you can actually see how much ink they contain and how much is left. None of this BS of selling you a huge black plastic cube which is only 1/4 full.

    34. Re: Other than Brother... by newcastlejon · · Score: 2

      They mean a Continuous Ink System I expect.

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    35. Re: Other than Brother... by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 2

      >Their ultra expensive laserjets are pretty good.

      I beg to differ. My experience was the same as yours back into the nineties, but no longer. I purchased three very high end multi-tray HP laser jets around 2008 for a 28 person office that used a lot of paper. While the front quality and speed was good when they worked, the paper handling part of these machines broke or wore out constantly. We would replace all the rollers and gears, etc., and they'd work great for a while. Then the paper jams would start again, and we would find that some cheap part had worn out again. Anecdotal evidence, surely, and ymmv, but caveat emptor.

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    36. Re: Other than Brother... by hambone142 · · Score: 3

      The decline of HP printer quality began as a directive from former CEO Carly Fiorina. She told HP engineers (paraphrased) "we don't have to make printers so string that someone can stand on them". After that, the mechanics of the inkjet printers became cheapened and poor quality under her directive.

      As mentioned, the DJ 500 was a solid printer. The 5550 series and later failed much quicker. I went through two of them in a few years. They typically made grinding sounds due to cheap plastic gearing.

      I switched to Canon printers. However, Canon inkjet printers can go through half an inkjet "tank" cartridge just cleaning the head. I've seen the level decline this much in their graphic ink tank levels before/after cleaning cycles. I very seldom print anything in color but have gone through multiple cartridges with cleaning.

      For that reason, I buy knockoff cartridges to cut costs.

    37. Re: Other than Brother... by Reziac · · Score: 2

      I had a way-back-when inkjet that also sucked ink like mad when cleaning heads. I solved the problem by swishing the cart in alcohol instead of letting it do its own cleaning. Bonus: alcohol worked better.

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  2. Re:Other than Brother... (Epson EcoTank) by Memophage · · Score: 5, Informative

    Epson makes an EcoTank printer which supposedly just has a "tank" of ink that you refill *gasp* from a bottle. They charge you more for the printer because they're not recouping costs by jacking you on ink, but once you buy it you can put in whatever ink you want.

  3. For years now... by wbr1 · · Score: 4, Informative
    HP has played shenanigans with firmware. I once had an early 2000s HP Photosmart. It printed well, had an optional duplexing unit and an SD card slot. Pretty advanced for its time. A couple years later, someone sent me a malfunctioning HP Office jet to look at. Different color plastic, no SD card reader or LCD screen, however the frame, head and paper transport mechanisms and duplxing unit were identical. I repaired this printer (just needed the head parking area cleaned) and ran print comparisons. The Photosmart blew it away in quality.

    If you know printers, HP printers have the nozzles in the ink carts. Nozzles are the primary factor that determines DPI. This means that the Officejet's driver or firmware nerfed it to a lower DPI for no reason other than that it was a lower cost printer.

    This was when I stopped buying or recommending HP..

    When it comes to 3rd party ink, I can understand a manufacturer that has a separate print head being sensitive to the quality and source of ink. However HP printers have the nozzles/head in the ink cartridge. The nozzles are also extremely low voltage, so the chance of damage to the printer from 3rd party ink is very low. As we all know this is a money grab, as the consumables are where the money is in printing. Margins on the hardware have been driven to nothing or less.

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    1. Re:For years now... by omnichad · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's the nature of inkjets. They dry out. Just print something small every couple of weeks or buy a laser. Unless you want your printed pages to smudge, you want the ink to be able to dry out. There's no easy way around it. It's the ink prices that are the only problem with this.

  4. Re:How does this work? by carlos92 · · Score: 2

    The driver running on the PC surely tells the printer the date.

  5. Inkjet? by rossdee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I gave up on inkjet printers last century

    1. Re:Inkjet? by dwywit · · Score: 2

      That is an option, but there's too much risk of a label peeling off inside a drive, leading to unhappy customers. I've seen the results of a label coming off the disc.

      It's not really a problem for me, the relative high cost of inkjet printing is something I factor into the price of the job. The mid-range Canon inkjets with 5 cartridges produce superb results.

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  6. without your permission? by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

    You know the routine, check the license. Chances are you signed over the house.

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  7. Re:So once again... by nnull · · Score: 2

    Not only this, your printer is like spyware on your network, punching through your firewall if you allow it.

  8. I refuse to buy HP products by Nunya666 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I filed the following complaint with the BBB over 5 years ago.

    I bought a new HP office-quality printer from Sam's Club. When the ink ran out, I replaced it with used cartridges from Rapid Refill. The printer recognizes that non-HP ink has been installed, and refuses to print. If I replace the new cartridges with the almost-empty HP cartridges, it prints fine. I Googled the problem, and found that a "fix" is to open and close the ink access door. Every time I print a document, I have to open and close the ink access door. Even if I'm standing at the printer to copy or fax a document, I have to open and close the ink access door before it will process the request.

    Last week, I ordered refillable ink cartridges from an Internet store. When those cartridges are installed, the printer refuses to print at all, even with the ink access door trick. It complains that the ink cartridges are "empty or missing."

    HP now puts a small computer chip on every ink cartridge. That chip allows the printer to recognize non-HP ink cartridges.

    This behavior is as unscrupulous as blackmail. "You must buy our overly-priced ink, or we will brick your $170 printer!"

    HP's response was to send me a free ink cartridge. That satisfied the BBB, and they closed the case.

    I haven't bought another HP product since, and encourage others to do the same.

    1. Re:I refuse to buy HP products by buss_error · · Score: 2

      The key here is "$170 printer". This is not the cost of the unit; it's right at or below. The reason is because printer manufacturers have gotten used to being able to pick customers pockets once the purchase of the unit is made, counting on the consumer to have "Sunk cost fallacy".

      That being said, I have advocated for simply throwing out HP equipment in my employment. I won't go into details (NDA and I don't want my opinion getting me sued) but I won't purchase HP if I have any say in the matter at all.

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  9. uninstaller unrunnable in safe mode by epine · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I will never tire of telling this story until the day I die, or the neo-millennials go "huh" when you mention BSODs or 404s.

    Back around 2003 (the last time I volunteered to "help" somebody with their Windows system), I was recruited by my sister to help a friend of hers install a printer driver for her new HP printer.

    I thought, "surely this won't be too hard".

    So I went to the right website, downloaded the correct driver, and clicked "install". Whirr, whirr. Time to reboot. Oh, shit, BSOD! Reboot again. BSOD.

    "Oh well, I guess I'll have to uninstall that POS printer driver."

    Boot into safe mode. No problem. Click on HP-provided utility to uninstall broken driver. Dialogue box comes up: "uninstaller can not run in low resolution". Program terminated. I forget the resolution required, but it wasn't available in safe mode. Piss around with the video mode in safe mode for fifteen minutes. No dice.

    Start reading the internet about how to manually uninstall broken HP printer driver. God knows what files I deleted or what scary reg-edits were required, but I eventually got rid of the damn thing. Computer now boots normally again, but the printer still doesn't work.

    I go to the HP support page to file a bug report, through an HP supplied URL. Many, many, many required fields. Gave them a piece of my mind in the comment box. Click submit. Result comes back: "404 not found". This is HP's own support website, as found in ancillary tools packed with the broken driver. It found the form for me to fill out, but couldn't find the server after I finished filling it out. Submission lost.

    HP forever since has resided in my colossal fuck-up bucket. I know people who purchase their expensive HA kit and swear by the organization, but on the consumer side, I can only swear at this organization.

    Despite this, I did buy a networked wide-body inkjet from HP subsequently at a huge discount from a going-out-of-business sale, and it hasn't been terrible, but I only replace the ink when I know I'm doing a lot of printing for a few months.

    I don't know any company that's fallen further or faster in consumer esteem (once upon a time, a time I still recall, HP calculators represented the pinnacle of consumer esteem) except perhaps for the Hudson's Bay Company, but to comprehend that story you have to know what it once owned: a list of assets many nation states would envy. They spun off oil companies, railroads, real estate. What did they keep? Zellers.

    I keep telling my wife that the insurance business has the rare business model of litigating its own customers (just try to collect ...)

    But just now I realize that the ink jet market is not so far behind as all that.

    1. Re:uninstaller unrunnable in safe mode by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

      I don't know any company that's fallen further or faster in consumer esteem (once upon a time, a time I still recall, HP calculators represented the pinnacle of consumer esteem) except perhaps for the Hudson's Bay Company, but to comprehend that story you have to know what it once owned: a list of assets many nation states would envy. They spun off oil companies, railroads, real estate. What did they keep? Zellers.

      Two words: Carly Fiorina.

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  10. Re:HP Garbage by flyingfsck · · Score: 2

    OK, but you don't think that keeping 999 spare printers in storage under your desk is a bit extreme?

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  11. HP Printer Issues by WindowsStar · · Score: 3, Informative

    This kind of bullshit from HP that caused us to move to Dell Printers 5 years ago. We started having service issues with HP where they would refuse to service the printer in warranty, then we started having issues like this were our non-HP ink would fail to work no matter what we did. We have never had any issues with Dell plus they will bend over backwards to fix issues as needed. We have never looked back. On a side note: we have discovered over the last few years that HP computers and laptops are also having issues, break faster than normal, or just don't work well. We are slowly switching to Dell computers and have had no issues. We are beginning to think HP is having some major issues with their company. -WS

  12. God damn printers by darkitecture · · Score: 3, Informative

    It always seem to be that the most frustrating and/or ridiculous computer stories have something to do with printers.

    One personal experience I will never forget had to do with a Canon multifunctional I purchased. It was a printer/flatbed scanner and was pretty good at both. But one day it simply stopped reading the cartridge. It gave a message that I needed to insert a cartridge even though one was in there. Replaced it with a new cartridge just in case but still wouldn't recognize it.

    I thought to myself "well, the scanner still works very well and it's really fast so at least I can use it as a scanner, right?"

    Wrong. The printer would remain in 'flashing light error' mode and would not allow me to dismiss it in anyway whatsoever, preventing me from ever using it as a scanner. Seemed like a waste of a perfectly good scanner.

  13. All "consumer" PCs and printers are garbage by ErichTheRed · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not defending HP on this one, but it's common knowledge that you get what you pay for when it comes to consumer hardware. When it comes to PCs and printers, you really have to step up into the business lines to get something that has a chance of lasting, or doesn't have artificial restrictions like this put in place.

    I've seen HP printers at Best Buy, Costco, etc. for less than $100 in some cases, and certainly the majority are less than $300. At that price point, when you consider how much it costs to market, stock and sell that device, wouldn't you expect tricks like this? Same thing goes for PCs and laptops -- business laptops can still be over $1000 these days, and consumer ones are below $500. But, one comes with a 3 year warranty and a guarantee of a stable hardware configuration, and the other comes with a 90 day warranty and is assembled from the spare parts bin with whatever components they happen to have on hand that day. And it's not just HP -- all the PC manufacturers have a consolidated set of business-level SKUs, plus hundreds of consumer SKUs, all slightly different, to be sold at various levels of retailer (office supply stores, Costco, electronics chains, etc.) In the printer world, you need to buy at least the low end business models to have a chance of them lasting more than a few years. I bought a LaserJet P3015 years back and haven't had any complaints...but the printer retailed for about $900. Buying the office model for home is expensive but it does just work and still has echoes of the old tank-like build quality of LaserJets of yesteryear.

    HP, Lenovo, etc. should all just jettison the crap consumer lines, cede the low end of the market to tablets or Chromebooks, and focus on making high-margin quality hardware for people who still need it. Their bottom lines would be much better off, and people wouldn't have to put up with stuff like this.

  14. Not bad, criminal deceptive, Dieselgate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It isn't that HP are bad printers here, it's that HP are trying to deceive their users into thinking the OEM cartridges are defective. And the timing reveals that its a trick in their software not a true fault.

    i.e. pre planned attempt to deceive consumers about the quality of third party cartridges.

    At this point the cartridge makers should sue (tortuous interference in business), and the authorities should look at this in terms of the Dieselgate scandal, since its an attempt to deceive consumers.

  15. Re:The Beginning of their Downward Spiral by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Informative

    PC LOAD LETTER. WTF is that?

    Once you know that "PC" stands for "Paper Cartridge", it becomes clear that the printer is asking you to put Letter size paper into the paper cartridge.

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  16. Re:HP Garbage by PAjamian · · Score: 2, Funny

    He probably did it based on his experience of the failure rate of the HPs.

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  17. really like my Brother Printer but they play games by mykepredko · · Score: 2

    I have a five year old MFC-9970CDW (SOHO) laser printer that has thrown an error message saying that the life of the drum unit has been used up for the past three years. Now it says that the paper drive unit has exceeded it's life and needs to be replaced. The printer continues to work perfectly.

    Along with this, I've found that when you get a warning saying that a toner cartridge is low and needs to be replaced immediately, it has about 20% of it's life left. It took me a very expensive cartridge or two to figure out that I could run them to the end without any issues.

    It is an excellent printer, probably the best one I've ever owned and I would recommend Brother laser printers and buy another one over competing brands.

    But, I don't consider them to provide them to be a vendor that doesn't play games.

  18. Re:The Beginning of their Downward Spiral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    PC LOAD LETTER. WTF is that?

    Once you know that "PC" stands for "Paper Cartridge", it becomes clear that the printer is asking you to put Letter size paper into the paper cartridge.

    Once you have seen the movie Office Space, it becomes clear that this joke just went over your head.

  19. Re:The Beginning of their Downward Spiral by Dog-Cow · · Score: 3

    It's a line from Office Space.

  20. HP = Horse Poo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Back around 2003 i did work for a transportation company which was extremely cheap in their approach to IT.
    They need a new Printer for printing connotes - so i just got them a 2nd hand HP LaserJet 4 from the late 90's (it cost $30 to buy).

    this printer would print approx 3-400 pages per day (well above its duty cycle), would never have an issue, and wouldn't even need to be serviced. (they ended up getting it services once every 12 months just to be on the safe side).

    In 2005 the same company needed a new Printer for their Customer Service area, and after the success with the LaserJet 4, decided to lash out, and buy a brand new high-end HP Laser (with networking, duplex, additional paper trays), and cost them approx $3500 - and it was printing alot less than the LaserJet 4, but its duty cycle was well above what they actually needed for it.
    This Printer ended up being replaced 5 times in 2yrs by HP, and every 3 months was having to be serviced (due to continually breaking down).
    The company then ended up buying a 2nd hand cheap Lexmark to run next to the HP (due to all the downtime with the HP), and then ended up throwing out the HP while it was still under warranty - as the constant replacing of printers, and constant servicing for it, just wasn't worth it.

    Anyway, jump forward to 2013, and i stopped dealing with the company... but at this time, the LaserJet 4 was still running fine, while every other printer in the company was now non-HP after having been replaced gradually, due to the costs involved of 'trying' to use HP equipment.

    HP made great equipment back in the 1990's... but since the early 2000's everything turned to crap (including their Server's).

  21. A charge of criminal damage seems right by Bruce66423 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    An organisation causes an otherwise safely operating piece of machinery to stop operating by means of a sent message. Does that not constitute criminal damage? A few thousand convictions in courts around the world will probably do wonders for their behaviour in future. However it requires someone with imagination to bring the charge!

  22. dont blame the PC by mschaffer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Blame Carly Fiorina.

  23. Re:Other than Brother... (Epson EcoTank) by Mark4ST · · Score: 2

    I use a non-EcoTank Epson, but I have added on a 3rd party Continuous Ink System. It consists of four ink tanks outside of the printer (which you refill with 3rd party ink, cheap), with surgical tubing running to fake ink tanks inside the printer. The fake ink tanks have a little chip with a sneaky-beaky reset button on it, which scrambles the serial number of the ink tanks. This works so well, and is so cheap that I don't take into account ink costs anymore. Cheaper than my laser per page, but I can print out art and sell it.

  24. This is related to another HP Scam I've Identified by CAOgdin · · Score: 3, Informative

    The very popular HP m451 is a Color Laser with a very attractive price, but the cartridges (e.g. the black CE410X) is priced at HP at $103.99 each. I was replacing that, and the three color cartridges about every six months. But, I got suspicious. So, when the messages started showing up on my computer about the toner being low, I decided to ignore them. Then the printer started demanding I press the "OK" button to print because, it claimed, the "Black cartridge is Very Low." After I punched the button, the next message suggests that print quality will be poor, and "could become gray."

    However, I have now printed more than a ream and a half (about 750 pages) with not a single flaw in the quality of black printing without changing the cartridge (yet). It is clearly a scam.

    I think there's a specific intent to delude customers into buying excessively-priced cartridges LONG before they're empty, as a means to increase HP's supplies income at the expense of customers. By charging excessive prices, and rigging their printer software to emit scary messages long before the toner is exhausted, HP is reaping huge income increases. Messrs. Hewlett and Packard are spinning in their graves, because the company has now sunk so low as to scam their customers with specifically designed software to encourage them to throw away still usable toner cartridges.

    If others can share similar stories, this seems ripe for a class-action lawyer to file a legitimate case of fraud against HP for designing the software to try to scare people into buying over-priced cartridges when the existing cartridge is far from empty.