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iPhone 7 Plus Makes Hissing Sound Under Load, Some Users Complain (businessinsider.com)

Several commendable users are complaining that their iPhone 7 Plus handsets are making a "hissing" noise especially when they do some heavy weight work. Some users note that this issue extends to the iPhone 7 as well. BusinessInsider reports:Stephen Hackett, cofounder of podcast network Relay FM, tweeted that his iPhone 7 Plus "makes terrible noises when under load," and shared an audio clip of the noise. TechCrunch writer (and former Apple employee) Darrell Etherington responded that his "brand new, just-unboxed [device is] doing the same thing right now." It sounds like the problem isn't affecting all devices, and it's not immediately clear what's behind it. Hackett said on Twitter that Apple will be replacing his device with a new one, which suggests it's a defect rather than just an unexpected quirk of the new smartphone's design. There's some speculation out there as to what's causing it - but nothing concrete yet. Engadget's Jon Fingas suggests it could be "coil whine," a process where electronics make an unintended noise while working, for example.

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  1. The Holy Ghost of Steve Jobs Says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "You're listening to it wrong."

    1. Re:The Holy Ghost of Steve Jobs Says by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Funny

      What do you expect when the phone doesn't have a headphone jack?

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    2. Re:The Holy Ghost of Steve Jobs Says by Thud457 · · Score: 2

      The Cronenbergphone is supposed to hiss. Just tickle the belly a little before inserting the ovipositor in your ear.

      Haha, just kidding...
      That's just the C4 in the battery cooking off as it warms up, nothing to worry about!

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    3. Re: The Holy Ghost of Steve Jobs Says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like it needs a larger barometric vent.

    4. Re:The Holy Ghost of Steve Jobs Says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If (Cr)apple was forced to replace defective products, they would have to replace everything that they ever made since the IIE!. And since everything that they make is defective, they would have to replace their products with competitors products!

    5. Re: The Holy Ghost of Steve Jobs Says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the first iPhone ever to have the Snake hissing feature to deter animals from attacking in the woods and it is AMAZING

    6. Re:The Holy Ghost of Steve Jobs Says by stooo · · Score: 1

      You're buying the wrong phone.

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  2. That's just apps apping other apps! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only LUDDITE phones don't have appy app apps that sound like apps apping other apps! Modern app appers like appy Apple ONLY app apps, NOT LUDDITE software like LUDDITE Windows!

    Apps!

  3. Don't buy the first batches... by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I always wait a couple of months before purchasing a new device, especially in the smartphones department.

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    1. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I always wait a couple of months before purchasing a new device, especially in the smartphones department.

      That's obviously a non-starter in the Apple ecosystem.

    2. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Well Apple tends to not lower its price over the lifetime of the product. So financially you are often better off buying it on release date, and keep it until it is no longer supported. Then getting the next new one on its release date.

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    3. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by known_coward_69 · · Score: 1

      the iphone deals come out around black friday and the summer time. only the early adopters who must have it the first week buy it now. Over the summer they had BOGO deals for the 6S and best buy and carriers are always running specials around black friday as well. sometimes they start earlier depending on when the early adopters finally buy their phones

    4. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by SuseLover · · Score: 1
      I won't be buying any batches of iPhone 7's. Not without the headphone jack. If they remove this from all phones, I will look high and low for a phone that does!

      The loss of control over our lives and devices is getting staggering.

      Who (i.e. what customers) asked for this un-feature to be thrust upon us consumers? I haven't found anyone around me yet that likes this idea?

    5. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      It's not like you'll be stuck with an exploding phone, right?

    6. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Customers wanted thinner, stronger, and water resistant. Three things all aided by removal of that jack. Customers asked for it, but just weren't clear about what they were asking for.

    7. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Customers were told that they wanted thinner, stronger, and water resistant.

      FTFY.

      "I would buy a new iPhone if it were just a little bit thinner," said no Apple customer ever.

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    8. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      1) The 7's not thinner.
      2) "stronger" lol, okay
      3) Apple seems to be the only OEM on the market who hasn't figured out how to waterproof a headphone jack

      Cook landed the cushiest CEO gig in tech, and still somehow managed to fuck up Apple faster than Ballmer fucked up Microsoft.

    9. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Who (i.e. what customers) asked for this un-feature to be thrust upon us consumers?

      "Please remove the headphone jack so I'm forced to buy new hardware" said no one, ever.

      I can pretty much guarantee that no customer ever asked for this "feature". As for their remark that it was "courage", that's utter bullshit.

      Storming the beach at Normandy took courage.
      Running into a burning building to save someone is courage.
      Martin Luther King Jr. standing up for equal rights was courage.
      Jacklyn H. Lucas, who jumped on two grenades to save his buddies showed courage.

      Removing a fucking headphone jack from a phone doesn't quite cut it in my book, sorry.

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    10. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Apple may not lower it's price, but the carriers sure as shit do.

      Paying full price, even for something with an Apple logo on it, is a choice made by someone who absolutely has to have the latest thing at the earliest possible moment. In their mind, having the thing earlier is worth the higher cost. Much like someone choosing to pay a higher amount of shipping to get it faster, I suppose.

      Note: I'm not saying I agree with this justification in any way, just that you can look at it that way.

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    11. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Customers wanted thinner, stronger, and water resistant.

      I must have missed that round of voting.

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    12. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      While I still agree that removing the jack is fucking retarded, it does make for an interesting opportunity for companies that have a bit of electronics design savvy to bring a fix to market: http://www.phonearena.com/news...

      Most people are going to buy a case for their phone anyway. This one fixes a design flaw as well.

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    13. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2

      "If I asked my customers what they wanted they would have said a faster horse". - Henry Ford

      Either the experiment works and everyone ditches the headphone jack or it fails and everyone gets a laugh.

      Given the number of other things Apple's done like this I'll side on this becoming a trend.

    14. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      But not by that much. or the Carriers will add extra deals for stuff that you don't want.

      My method of keeping until it is unsupported. Does give me some sense of satisfaction when I do upgrade, because my current phone is so old that those years and generation of features is nice to have, and worth being the first adopter I get to be cool for a while. I know it is mostly mental, but sometimes for the extra $100 it is worth the delusion of happiness for a week.

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    15. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every year, every month there are more and more people saying they don't give a fuck about thinner. They're vocal about it.

      And if it isn't obvious? They're not going away. Or even slowing.

    16. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      Given the number of other things Apple's done like this I'll side on this becoming a trend.

      Yep. People that have to have the latest Apple device will continue to need the latest Apple device.

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    17. Re: Don't buy the first batches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Galaxy S6a has all that and a jack

    18. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by swb · · Score: 2

      Given the number of other things Apple's done like this I'll side on this becoming a trend.

      The problem is that the other switches Apple made were to alternatives that were actually better -- USB is more useful than other keyboard/mouse ports, other portable storage devices were better than floppies, and lightning is better than the 30 pin port.

      It's not clear to me that bluetooth is superior to a 3.5mm headphone jack, or even nearly equal. The only thing it does better is not have a cord.

      My experience with a dozen or so miscellaneous BT devices has been that while they mostly work, they can be prone to problems -- pairing can be anything from totally reliable to totally unreliable, depending on device, plus the problems associated with moving a BT device to another device often involves clearing and re-pairing. I've had occasional problems with RF noise in certain environments, resulting in dropouts or distortion. BT devices need charging and don't generally last more than a 6 hours without recharging. I've had numerous laptops that lose the BT paired mouse for no apparent reason, requiring anything from power cycling the mouse to rebooting the computer to resolve.

      For bluetooth to really fit the previous examples of Apple "improvements", IMHO bluetooth needs major and significant improvement, all of which probably works against it from a physics perspective. 24 hour continuous use without recharging. Far more intelligent pairing setup, including active pairing and audio mixing of multiple devices simultaneously. Battery life cycles equivalent to the physical life of the device. In other words, it needs to have so many advantages corded headphones can't offer that its actually more useful. It's not like that now.

      It sounds like Apple have baked in some of this in their proprietary new earbud setup, but it's proprietary -- and it doesn't actually solve much of the problems with bluetooth, really.

    19. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      Yeah but seriously, given the price of these devices, I don't want them to make a strange sound, which must be annoying especially during a talk over the phone.

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    20. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by malditaenvidia · · Score: 1

      When did Steve Jobs ever listen to what the customers wanted?

    21. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      No optical drive is "more useful" than having one? Because that's one of the examples Apple gave of things they dropped first, that most followed.

    22. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      It's obvious looking back now that USB was a superior solution. People said the exact same things you're saying now back then about USB.

      At least Bluetooth devices exist in the quantities they do.

    23. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People don't use the optical drives any more. They just don't.

      My current laptop has a DVD drive and I've considered opening the laptop up and unplugging the drive because all I've ever done with it is accidentally opened the tray. Of course, it's not an Apple computer so things like upgrading RAM and the hard drive are possible.

      But the fact of the matter is that the last time I've needed an optical drive is so far in the past that I've literally never used the one in my laptop. I have a desktop that has a Blu-ray drive so if I ever needed to I can pull stuff that way. I've never felt the need for one in a laptop.

      So, yeah, Apple was probably right: dropping the optical drive and using the space for something more useful was likely a good decision. Of course, Apple never uses space for useful things, so instead of adding more battery they instead made their laptops too small to be used. But whatever.

      Removing the optical drive in and of itself wasn't a bad idea.

    24. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by irrational_design · · Score: 2

      Wait, who is asking for thinner? The thing is already so thin that I could snap it in half with my bare hands. How about going thicker and doubling the batter life?

    25. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who (i.e. what customers) asked for this un-feature to be thrust upon us consumers?

      "Please remove the headphone jack so I'm forced to buy new hardware" said no one, ever.

      I can pretty much guarantee that no customer ever asked for this "feature". As for their remark that it was "courage", that's utter bullshit.

      Storming the beach at Normandy took courage.
      Running into a burning building to save someone is courage.
      Martin Luther King Jr. standing up for equal rights was courage.
      Jacklyn H. Lucas, who jumped on two grenades to save his buddies showed courage.

      Removing a fucking headphone jack from a phone doesn't quite cut it in my book, sorry.

      Whys everyone so butthurt over it then?

    26. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      Don't uncable the optical drive, get a caddy for $5 on eBay and swap it. You can put a second drive in said caddy, or not. It doesn't matter, it won't be opening either way. If you have an SSD as your boot drive, you could add a large but slow/cheap hard drive to the caddy. It's one of the few real uses for an optical drive bay, IMHO.

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    27. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Herein lies the problem - it's Apple, and every company wants to follow Apple. If the experiment works, no one will keep the headphone jack, and we won't get a meaningful choice in anything consumer-grade. A bit hyperbolic, sure, but I'm seeing the beginning of the end of the ubiquity of this robust, interoperable standard. Because thinness. And DRM.

    28. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by swb · · Score: 2

      I think the optical drive is an example of Apple following, not leading. I think the broad base of consumers moved off optical media before Apple removed the drive -- software as ISO downloads (loopback mounted, not written), downloaded music, streaming or downloaded video and so on.

      Apple removing it was just a response to lack of consumer interest in it.

      I work as an IT contractor and I haven't used an optical drive in literally years -- I'm on my second disc-less laptop now. Ironically, most operating systems and major applications are still distributed as ISO images but either installed via loopback mounts or written as bootable USB sticks.

    29. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should look up the word courage sometime. Unless of course you want to continue being an asshat on Slashdot.

    30. Re: Don't buy the first batches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One problem with the Ford quote. Automobiles were so new most people hadn't seen one before. Bluetooth is not new, every phone has had it for years and yet people opt to use the headphone jack for a variety of valid and important reasons. Such as, no need to charge batteries.

    31. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      That's what I did. With my mac. Any mac that has an optical drive is still one of those that contains user-upgradable RAM and HDD.

    32. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by whoever57 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wait, who is asking for thinner?

      Those people who put their phones in a fat extended battery case? </sarcasm>

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    33. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      His "genius" was listening to what customers wanted when they didn't say it. At least that's what he's credited with.

    34. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      The issue isn't the removal of the headphone jack - they've been a terrible and unreliable piece of technology for decades. Professional gear doesn't use 3.5mm jacks, it uses 1/4" jacks, or XLR leads, or optical, or whatever. I don't use a 3.5mm jack on my work machine, I use a USB headset. Minijacks are fragile and crap. Even now, if you pop around to a non-techy person's house, and fancy putting some music from your device onto their stereo, the chances are that they won't have a minijack connector, and you'll be using bluetooth, or you'll be out of luck.

      The issue is that it hasn't been replaced with something standard. The Lightning connector is an Apple controller digital interface, that no other device, not even their laptops, support.

    35. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by Tough+Love · · Score: 0

      Apple makes it easy: no headphone jack = hello Android

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    36. Re: Don't buy the first batches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which makes me wonder if the new MacBooks, should they ever get around to announcing them, will have Lightning ports. There's another reason to: the Pencil requires a Lightning port to charge. Maybe the next MacBook Pros will support Pencil and have Lightning ports. Who knows.

      Although my money would be the 3.5mm jack being replaced with Lightning and no Pencil support, not even charging.

    37. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whys everyone so butthurt over it then?

      shut the fuck up, goober

      only a brainless shitweasel like you would ask a question like this

    38. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Three things all aided by removal of that jack.

      Actually there's a fourth thing: Apple relying on users to gobble up the garbage that you just spewed as a reason when in the grand scheme of things people called them out on their shit previously.

      Seriously their market share is below 20% now which shows a great deal of users don't give a shit.

    39. Re: Don't buy the first batches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot. Betting the future of one of the largest companies on the planet on a risky move with their flagship product does take courage.

      The fact that you think it is so easy is testament to their success.

      You tell me how brave one guy jumping on a grenade is, when Apple loses market share dominance and all the spying equipment we use everday gets replaced with Chinese brand phones.

    40. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I disagree Apple have lots of courage.

      To stand up in front of people and claim they removed a headphone jack because of courage, that's courage!
      To hide $billions in taxes via underhanded and illegal deals and then cry foul when called out on it, that's courage!

    41. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      No optical drive is "more useful" than having one? Because that's one of the examples Apple gave of things they dropped first, that most followed.

      An external optical drive that is used three or four times a year is better than an internal one that you have to carry with you, yes. They add a fairly significant amount of weight.

      That said, even though I rarely used the internal drive, and even though they were kind of flaky, I still wish Apple made a single Retina model with a spinning hard drive and an optical drive. The last pre-Retina model is, IMO, the ultimate Mac laptop when configured with a 2 TB SSD in the hard drive bay and a 2 TB (or if they made it just a few mm thicker, 3 TB) spinning hard drive in the optical drive bay. Compared with that, the Retina MBP with its 1 TB SSD looks like an absolute toy.

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    42. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by LeftCoastThinker · · Score: 2

      I have been buying iPhones since the 3GS (recording videos was when I jumped in). The 3GS is still going strong as one of the kids iPod touches. However, I won't be buying any more iPhones after my 6 plus unless and until they listen to actual customers (or customers who aren't also total morons). The iPhone 7 is clearly designed by a committee who really had two driving motives: make Apple more money and make it waterproof.

      I want things like:
      Waterproof without removing basic, essential features in lieu of $150 proprietary earbuds (or open source your standard so anyone can produce products for the device/use it however they want.)
      Wireless charging
      a battery that gives me a week of phone in standby.
      solid, reliable phone call quality and connection
      Solid, reliable wifi connection that plays nice with other devices
      500GB storage and a micro SD slot for hot swappable storage
      A screen that can be dropped 3 feet and not shatter like a damn Fabrige Egg (think sapphire screens)
      Cool sensors and features that let my phone replace other things I carry or use regularly. (a pair of cameras on opposite ends of one face for 3D imaging, a laser pointer, a projected full size keyboard, IR thermal camera, etc.)

      Things I don't want:
      Regular glass lenses on the cameras and screen (iPhone 7)
      Super thin, super light, weak phone that dies at noon or breaks at the drop of a hat.

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    43. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I bought an external drive. I rip DVDs and such occasionally, and a PC is still one of the best ways to play 4k/3D movies. The software updates to allow playing the new features are first in PCs (then consoles, and last, dedicated players, if ever). If I had an internal optical drive, I'd not have bought an external. But both my and the wife's laptops have no optical drive, so the external drive was required.

    44. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you quickly rip CD/DVD/BR Discs ?

    45. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      "If I asked my customers what they wanted they would have said a faster horse". - Henry Ford

      Either the experiment works and everyone ditches the headphone jack or it fails and everyone gets a laugh.

      Given the number of other things Apple's done like this I'll side on this becoming a trend.

      They've had an equal amount of failures. It's 50:50 that the jack removal will take off.

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    46. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, not all iPhone buyers are "true believers". Some just go for the apple thing because they know it is a high-end product. Nothing wrong with the android offerings, but there are many so you have to figure out what's high-end and what's cheap shit.

      Surely the new iPhone has some way of utilizing some kind of headset - but if you already have a good headset that cost some money, then you buy a phone that can use it. And an adapter is clumsy and inelegant - even if it is all white. So perhaps one of the non-exploding Samsungs or whatever. . .

    47. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Wait, who is asking for thinner? The thing is already so thin that I could snap it in half with my bare hands. How about going thicker and doubling the batter life?

      The iPhone 7 is NOT thinner than the previous model. But they found a way .(low power cores, a slightly higher-capacity battery and wicked-good power management) to increase battery life by two hours without making the phone fatter, too.

    48. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It had a point 10=15 years ago when they were still behemoths. They've all been small enough for the last few years that there's little point going thinner for the sake of thinner. They're currently trying to make the screens larger though. They don't want to increase the weight to do so so making them thinner is probably the compromise and a sideaffect of customers wanting bigger screens.

    49. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by sh00z · · Score: 1

      Given the number of other things Apple's done like this I'll side on this becoming a trend.

      Yep. People that have to have the latest Apple device will continue to need the latest Apple device.

      I see what you're trying to do there, but the straightforward interpretation is more accurate than yours. Remember the outcry when Apple removed the floppy drive from their computers? Or the VERY vocal minority complaining about having to buy new peripherals when Apple switched to USB ports? Both were industry-leading moves that quickly became the standard.

    50. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree Apple have lots of courage.

      To stand up in front of people and claim they removed a headphone jack because of courage, that's courage!
      To hide $billions in taxes via underhanded and illegal deals and then cry foul when called out on it, that's courage!

      It's actually arrogance, plain and simple.

    51. Re: Don't buy the first batches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You tell me how brave one guy jumping on a grenade is

      I'll tell you how brave it is: braver than you'll ever be, you pasty-faced keyboard commando.

    52. Re:Don't buy the first batches... by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      You misspelled "hutzpah".

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  4. bad inductor selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I would guess they chose an inductor too small and it is vibrating.

    1. Re: bad inductor selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly there's a tiny snake coiled up in there. And it's angry.

    2. Re:bad inductor selection by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      Or it's a tiny fan

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    3. Re: bad inductor selection by Alypius · · Score: 1

      I knew Apple wasn't friendly to the kundalini!

    4. Re:bad inductor selection by sexconker · · Score: 2

      And I would guess the newfangled "barometric vent" is acting like a megaphone for all noisy components inside.

    5. Re:bad inductor selection by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

      I would guess they chose an inductor too small and it is vibrating.

      Or, it could just be a fault in the hardware or firmware that controls audio - maybe it's just yer average digital noise coming right of the speaker. Plugging in those old earbuds you have lying around would help with the troubleshooting effort. Oh, wait...

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    6. Re: bad inductor selection by jenningsthecat · · Score: 2

      Clearly there's a tiny snake coiled up in there. And it's angry.

      Clearly there's a tiny coil snaked up in there. FTFY

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    7. Re:bad inductor selection by willy_me · · Score: 1

      No, inductors do not make sound in modern DCDC supply. Blame can probably rest on the capacitors. The modern and tiny ceramic caps change shape slightly when charging and discharging. Every so slightly - but this causes them to rub against the board and generate a "hiss". There are caps designed specifically for power supplies that are supposed to prevent this. I recently purchased an Intel NUC and when you take a closer look at the board you notice that all the large caps are mounted on standoffs - raising them from the board so they do not hiss.

    8. Re:bad inductor selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a tiny Chinaman. The poor ones been known to hiss when worked too hard.

    9. Re:bad inductor selection by ThosLives · · Score: 1

      I don't care what causes it, but it drives me nuts. I've had this on a Dell laptop (circa 2012) and on my current (2014) Macbook Pro. It's kind of terrible that this is now spreading to phones.

      I'm more and more convinced that society hit a local peak in technology quality in about the 2000-2010 decade. I hope the next stage of improvement comes soon; even purely mechanical things are going downhill at the moment (the front panel of my 2-year-old dishwasher is detaching from the door frame; makes we want to go ask the person who designed and/or approved it would find that acceptable on their appliances).

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    10. Re:bad inductor selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or that little guy who keeps saying "My preciousssss ..." [headphone jack]

    11. Re:bad inductor selection by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      No, inductors do not make sound in modern DCDC supply.

      What a silly statement to make. Modern? DCDC supplies have not changed in the last 20 years. The ability for a coil to make a whine has always come down to a combination of design choice and manufacturing. Caps designed for powersupplies have nothing to do with hiss and everything to do with low Effective Serial Resistance, a stat that makes them more effective at handling high transient current flows that are common in powersupplies.

      Also the stand-off's are a standard package components allowing those canned style of capacitors to be physically supported against the board despite their leads being bent out of the bottom. If this did anything noise wise, it would amplify the noise (which doesn't exist) by coupling it to the PCB. What these are really for is to prevent stress on the leads and they are a completely standard part of any capacitor of those dimension used in any scenario with a wide variety of specifications.

      What will the most likely case be? Harmonics on the coil caused by a minor manufacturing defect in a couple of components.

    12. Re:bad inductor selection by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Very possible. We will know if it is ground saturation if the capacitative touch screen also starts acting up.

      Not enough info in the article for proper diagnosis.

    13. Re:bad inductor selection by willy_me · · Score: 4, Informative

      The big change in DCDC design is in the different modes of operation that a DCDC controller can support. It used to be simple pulse width modulation but now we have pulse width modulation and, to use a term adopted by Linear, "Burst" mode DCDC converters. The purpose of the "burst" mode is to achieve low power level efficiency by on/off modulating the DCDC converter. The resulting on/off modulation can be within the acoustic range even if the actual DCDC converter is switching in the MHz range. So Linear, TI, Analog - they all now support their own version of a "burst" mode.

      In the past 5 years, far more parts from various manufacturers are available for designing systems that goes to sleep but require always-on power rails. You used to have to pair a DCDC and LDO together to achieve the best of both worlds. And companies like Murata have capacitors specifically designed to assist in alleviating the whine. Check out their product line for a more detained description. I have designed and built power supplies that have had a noticeable whine - typically under low load. So I can confirm - it is the caps.

    14. Re:bad inductor selection by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Hendrik Lorentz cries because you forgot the force he derived. All coils experience the Lorentz force between windings, and it's why you epoxy impregnate them. Do it poorly - and you get a few loose turns and they buzz. Every single time. Seen it happen thousands of times over the millions and millions of voice coils I've used in loudspeakers, and that is REALLY audible (as that buzzing is coupled to a nice, big diaphragm).

      Oh, those caps on standoffs? Were they bottom vented? If so - you have to raise them up to allow the vents to release in case of failure.

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    15. Re:bad inductor selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Apple fanatics pissing themselves with the excitement of owning a new overpriced piece of Appleware.

    16. Re:bad inductor selection by macs4all · · Score: 1

      I would guess they chose an inductor too small and it is vibrating.

      It's definitely a resonance in the flyback of the internal SMPS. They had this same issue in some G5 towers back in the day, and they had power supplies you could weld a car bumper with!

      They just have a supplier problem with those inductors. Maybe too small; but hopefully just an unfortunate mechanical resonance.

      Having said that, if there is design issue that Apple has been guilty of in the past, it is underrating power supplies. Time will tell.

    17. Re:bad inductor selection by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I have designed and built power supplies that have had a noticeable whine - typically under low load. So I can confirm - it is the caps./quote

      I design and build power supplies. I don't buy your appeal to authority, especially given you claim the standoff on capacitors block the whine, capacitors which aren't actually used in phones in the first place.

    18. Re:bad inductor selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These days I'm working on accoustic noise of MLCC. Mostly, MLCCs(not all capacitors!) make accoustic noise in modern smart phone circuit due to its own piezzo-electric nature.

  5. Hisssshhh sound? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is finally a proof that Apple made a pack with the devil itself!!

    1. Re:Hisssshhh sound? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word is pact, genius.

    2. Re:Hisssshhh sound? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, a pack, an in battery pack. This is why competitors' packs catch fire.

  6. #hissgate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    #hissgate

    1. Re:#hissgate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #hissgate

      Or #herrgate for the other half of the population

    2. Re:#hissgate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we please stop glorifying President "Tricky Dick" Nixon?

    3. Re:#hissgate by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      The hissing sound is just the feedback from the instruments at the NSA listening in citizen! There is no scandal here! Nixon pioneered the modern information collecting techniques we use today!

      Back to your mindless binge consumption of kittens and the Kardashians!

    4. Re:#hissgate by Alypius · · Score: 2

      It's Apple's new spyware, codenamed AlgerHiss.

    5. Re:#hissgate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does Nixon have to do with Apple having the courage to omit the hissgate in their new phones? Do you have any idea how much space these things take up that could be used for a bigger battery?

    6. Re:#hissgate by sconeu · · Score: 1

      You, sir, have won the Internet for today.

      Please mod the parent up.

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    7. Re:#hissgate by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      Or #herrgate for the other half of the population

      What??? They are the same (Herr)

    8. Re:#hissgate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What Nixon has to do with it, is people tacking the word "-gate" onto every damn scandal.

      The bastard doesn't deserve to be memorialized in that way.

    9. Re:#hissgate by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      #fraugate

    10. Re:#hissgate by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      If that were the case it would have been "Nixxongate" not "Watergate."

      You should be complaining about water!

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    11. Re:#hissgate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #hisstory

    12. Re:#hissgate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >iPhone 7 Plus Makes Hissing Sound Under Load, Some Users Complain

      So does a rattlesnake right before it strikes.

    13. Re:#hissgate by Alypius · · Score: 1

      LOL thanks! Thought it fit in a Nixon thread, glad that someone got it! :D

  7. Fanboies are often the biggest critics. by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Informative

    I have noticed this in most equiptment over the past 30+ years of computing. I remember hearing the processing noise from my old Amstrad PC-1512C 8086. Which didn't have any cooling fans so when I did heavy processing it would make a whining sound.
    I also hear a whining sound from my wireless router, I can often hear noise on LCD Displays, especially on a full screen refresh. I expect the the iPhone 7 it is doing so much stuff (whether it being useful or not is open for a another internet flame post) and the new CPU allows it to do more enough to cause a noise.

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    1. Re:Fanboies are often the biggest critics. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sound of the buck and or boost regulators. and chokes that dont have their coils wound tight enough

    2. Re:Fanboies are often the biggest critics. by Alypius · · Score: 1

      dont have their coils wound tight enough

      That's gotta be a metaphor for something...

    3. Re:Fanboies are often the biggest critics. by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I can't use smooth scrolling on systems using Intel's GPUs because of the distinct noise they make.

      I typically disable smooth scrolling anyway, but whenever I come across an Intel-only box I don't control it's maddening.

    4. Re:Fanboies are often the biggest critics. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, bad/old filtering capacitors are much more likely to be the culprit, and there's also multi-layer ceramic caps which have piezoelectric properties.
      Even on old transformers it's usually some part of the laminated core vibrating.

    5. Re:Fanboies are often the biggest critics. by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Maybe they wanted to save a few cents and didn't get the inductors dipped in qdope/lacquer/glue/whatevertheyusetostopthewiremoving

    6. Re:Fanboies are often the biggest critics. by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Interesting, but what does the body have to do with the title of your post?

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    7. Re:Fanboies are often the biggest critics. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    8. Re:Fanboies are often the biggest critics. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's coil whine from the switch mode power supply under heavy load. It's a common problem. The CPU runs at 1.8V or even less typically, and there is a little power supply that drops the battery 3.7V nominal to the right voltage.

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    9. Re:Fanboies are often the biggest critics. by nnull · · Score: 1

      My old Lenovo laptop would do this, it was very annoying at times. When I moved the mouse cursor, it would make this ticking/hissing noise.

    10. Re:Fanboies are often the biggest critics. by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Maybe they wanted to save a few cents and didn't get the inductors dipped in qdope/lacquer/glue/whatevertheyusetostopthewiremoving

      Or maybe the supplier cut corners and didn't pot the coils enough.

  8. Dr Archangel says ... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Funny

    Take two antiHISStamine and call Apple in the morning.

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  9. The headphone ports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...They're haunting Apple. "Bring us baaaaaack.....*hiss*......Bring us baaaaaaack....."

    1. Re:The headphone ports by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      Siri caught a cold

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    2. Re:The headphone ports by s.petry · · Score: 1

      It is called "allergies" you insensitive clod!

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  10. My guess by Megahard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's the sound of your soul being sucked into the device. That's why it's noticeable on a "brand new, just-unboxed device". Should go away after a few days, once you are completely soul-less.

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    1. Re:My guess by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      WHAT? It makes everyone a redhead?

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  11. Turn lemons into lemonade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not a defect, that's a feature. The A10 fusion chip in the iPhone 7 plus is so powerful it emits a tiny but audibly perceptible exhaust note. Kinda like performance tuned autos.

    1. Re:Turn lemons into lemonade by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Well, sonofabitch - I wish my Note 7 had that. Maybe Samsung can add it to TouchWiz, just like Ford added the V8 sounds to my V6 Turbo F150 over the cabin speakers. They might roll it out with the Nougat update. Fingers crossed, girls!

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    2. Re:Turn lemons into lemonade by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Samsung wanted the real deal with the Note 7. Unfortunately sometimes the hot exhaust catches things on fire.

  12. Hard disk spin by gnu-sucks · · Score: 1

    Obviously just the hard disk spinning up and down. Apple should have considered these effects and used a small page file with more ram. Nothing to see here.

    Back to VisiCalc.

  13. Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes? by number6x · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone at Apple has been coding in Python instead of Swift.

    1. Re:Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking of Snakes on a Plane.
      Who put shakes in an iPhone.

  14. Apple Iphone Proud Sponsor by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apple iPhone, proud sponsor of house Slitherin.

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    1. Re:Apple Iphone Proud Sponsor by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Of course- it could be the mini sprinkler system inside the phone going off to prevent a Galaxy Note 7 event occurring.

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    2. Re:Apple Iphone Proud Sponsor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the first thing that came to mind for me to :)

  15. "Courage" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's gotta be a part of their "courage"!

  16. Probably a combination of factors by wierd_w · · Score: 5, Informative

    Given that Apple is apparently quite obscessed with making their device the same thickness as a sheet of onion skin paper, the issue is likely a combination of things.

    Namely, thermal noise needs to be overcome with higher voltages, which then get switched at pretty high speeds. That switching of higher than normal voltages (because it is under load, and having to overcome passive cooling only) coupled with a most likely saturating floating ground, means RF signal leakage. Given that one of the proposed reasons for Apple's removal of the headphone jack was that they were having problems with RF noise being produced and picked up on the headphones (and nothing to do with "Courage") I find this likely, and suspect the issue to be more systemic than apple wants to admit, especially in light of the Samsung battery disaster.

    (EG, the reality that you can't reasonably push a design that thin without having very real problems with the electronics does not fly well with the ivory tower designers with sticks up their asses at Apple, but their marketing droids pay better attention, and realize this is a potential problem they need to be mum about. I would expect higher rates of failure from out of expected tolerance voltages on devices driven hard, and apple blaming the users, rather than the hardware like they should be.)

    1. Re:Probably a combination of factors by viperidaenz · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That's actually an explanation for their use of the word courage. It takes courage to release a product full of design flaws, masked by removing features you can't get working.

    2. Re:Probably a combination of factors by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      "full of design flaws", there's worse: exploding phones

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    3. Re:Probably a combination of factors by bidule · · Score: 1

      Namely, thermal noise needs to be overcome with higher voltages,

      I'm not sure this make sense.
      - Do iPhones have a higher voltage than other phones?
      - Are they somehow able to vary the voltage?
      - Are they meant to run hotter than others?

      Your initial assertions seems contrary to common sense. Could you explain it?

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    4. Re:Probably a combination of factors by wierd_w · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The CPU gets hot when in use. To overcome thermal noise, the voltage on the CPU goes up a little.

      There is an expected tolerance band for operation, and the control of the voltage on the CPU and ram has upper bounds for very good reasons.

      I am suggesting that the normal operation of this voltage regulation under computational load results in increased bus noise due to a saturated ground, and that apple considered this acceptable because most users will just be listening to mp3s, or playing casual crap on Facebook, and not taxing the system this way, making the issue statistically ignorable.

      The way you deal with signal bleed on a device that cannot be earth grounded is to have a very large conductor inside that serves as a floating ground. Usually this is sandwiched inside the PCB as a good thick copper layer. Apple wants a device that is practically lighter than air, and thin as a straight razor. Copper is pretty heavy, and extra layers inside the PCB add thickness. Both are things the idiots, I mean, "geniuses" in Cupertino think are trendy to do away with. As a consequence, I expect the grounding layer to be thinner than what is actually needed for the proper operation of the device at heavy load, resulting in ground saturation. When the ground saturates, coupled with a hot CPU from heavy load, the regulator pumps up the voltage to try to assure reliable signals are being generated. This adds to the problem, because now more heat is being added and the ground is already saturated, so rf noise leaks everywhere. Throw in a densely packed PCB, where lots of devices will pick up the noise, and you have a recipie for early component failure.

      All the devices are working within design, but the design is poorly considered.

      Rather than admit that the design is poorly considered, due to the absurdity of trying to make a high performance device that thin, I expect apple to blame users for overloading the phone instead. The noise only happens when the system is taxed, because it was designed to play on facebook, not number crunch.

      I expect the engineers decided that transient loads of 100% were acceptable because it takes time to saturate the ground, and most things a user will do won't saturate the CPU like that.

      For reference, most CPUs run between 1.2 and 1.5 vdc, with subtle changes up and down based on activity and temperature. This is normal, expected operation. In this case, the ground saturates when the CPU sits at 100% for a long time, and the voltage sits at 1.5v, with transient voltages from rf buildup pushing components outside that from the saturated ground.

      Hypothetically.

    5. Re:Probably a combination of factors by bidule · · Score: 1

      Interesting concepts. Thank you for clarifying it.

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    6. Re:Probably a combination of factors by macs4all · · Score: 1

      That's actually an explanation for their use of the word courage. It takes courage to release a product full of design flaws, masked by removing features you can't get working.

      What a laugh!

    7. Re:Probably a combination of factors by macs4all · · Score: 1

      I expect the engineers decided that transient loads of 100% were acceptable because it takes time to saturate the ground, and most things a user will do won't saturate the CPU like that.

      You're an idiot. Most things that "saturate" a ground (causing "ground bounce") in a digital system are caused by instantaneous current draw from di/dt from rapidly-switching signals, not some sort of hypothetical "buildup" of anything over time.

    8. Re:Probably a combination of factors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I expect the engineers decided that transient loads of 100% were acceptable because it takes time to saturate the ground, and most things a user will do won't saturate the CPU like that.

      Except they push the mobile gaming capabilities pretty heavily. Not just sudoku which could be fine but things like Vainglory which'll drive the CPU and GPU pretty hard. So some users will hit that scenario regularly.

    9. Re:Probably a combination of factors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow you spend enough time with a whiny iphone and you start to sound that way yourself.

    10. Re:Probably a combination of factors by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Wow you spend enough time with a whiny iphone and you start to sound that way yourself.

      I detected no "whining" in my post. Rather, I was simply calling an idiot an idiot, idiot.

  17. That was an excellent explanation of "coil whine" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "a process where electronics make an unintended noise while working" Thank you, educational side of Slashdot.

  18. Subharmonic Oscillation of a DC-DC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is likely happening is that a DC-DC converter is getting yanked into >50% duty cycle and causing subharmonic oscillation. It's piss poor design on Apple's part, as usual.

    1. Re:Subharmonic Oscillation of a DC-DC by wierd_w · · Score: 2

      A proper circuit with proper drainage would be a whole 1mm thicker!

      The GODS at apple's aesthetics department spoke, and the lowly peons were told to MAKE IT HAPPEN.

      They did. You are listening to it wrong!

      BTW, the new iPhone8 will be EVEN THINNER!

    2. Re:Subharmonic Oscillation of a DC-DC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't bought Apple products for a long time, but a couple of years ago I bought one of their wall warts when they were doing a discount deal if you gave them your old one (I promptly gave them my $2 broken one that I got off eBay).

      I'm pleased to say it hasn't died on me yet. What I'm not pleased to say is just how much HF it emits, which is fixed by a couple of winds round a toroid, but suggests once again that Apple doesn't actually test its products beyond limited use cases.

    3. Re:Subharmonic Oscillation of a DC-DC by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      They could have used the space the 3.5mm jack took up.

    4. Re:Subharmonic Oscillation of a DC-DC by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Then where would the barometric valve go!?

      I mean, Really!? Think about these things! That valve is clearly a necessary feature!

    5. Re:Subharmonic Oscillation of a DC-DC by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      You're right, what was I thinking!
      Accurate barometric pressure measurement is more important for a phone than audio output.

    6. Re:Subharmonic Oscillation of a DC-DC by macs4all · · Score: 1

      What is likely happening is that a DC-DC converter is getting yanked into >50% duty cycle and causing subharmonic oscillation. It's piss poor design on Apple's part, as usual.

      Or just an unfortunate resonance in an inductor, more likely.

  19. The RSS feed is stuck by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    Fix it fix it fix it fix it!

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  20. Apple Ouija Chip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's channeling Steve Jobs from the great beyond!

    1. Re:Apple Ouija Chip by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      careful, he'll steal your soul's ideas! he'll try to screw free soul work out of your soul!

  21. Re:That was an excellent explanation of "coil whin by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    kids these days. Coil whine actually involves coils, for starters.

  22. Chinese child slave labor made it hiss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chinese child slave labor made it hiss

  23. Possible causes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    - Leaking; check tire pressure
    - You've angered it
    - UI is written in python
    - You've received an xkcd phone by mistake.
    - You have it set to SSB
    - NSA is hiding messages in the hiss for mind control purposes.

  24. Stop Slashsplaining by Alypius · · Score: 1

    We get that crappy design is causing the hiss. Thank you. Now please focus your efforts on more "hiss" puns.

  25. So the headphone jack had to go by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

    So I guess the headphone jack had to go anyway if the electronic noise inside the case is bad enough to be audible.

  26. Terrible noise? by nuckfuts · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I take it this is a first-world definition of "terrible"?

    I had to turn up my speakers to even hear the video.

    1. Re:Terrible noise? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Yes because starving people in the world exist we should accept sub standard garbage for an insanely premium price.

      #thefirstworldisreal.

    2. Re:Terrible noise? by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

      #thefirstworldisreal.

      Still not terrible.

    3. Re:Terrible noise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What is wrong with you? Are there lots of people out there like you? A high end premium device, which has, by almost anyone's standards, exceptional specifications and finish, emits a slight hissing noise when under heavy load. Because of this you discount it as "sub standard garbage". Are people just becoming spoiled brats these days? Maybe the coming future of automation, lack of jobs and of prosperity is warranted in the end to wipe out some of this entitlement.

    4. Re:Terrible noise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depending on the microphone and recording equipment used, some sounds aren't easily recorded, such would be the case with high frequency noise.

    5. Re:Terrible noise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I put down a year's worth of food money on a phone, I expect it to lick my boots on demand and be flawless in all aspects.

    6. Re:Terrible noise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll go one further. This is the worst product ever released, and I am angry that it is even available at any price.

    7. Re:Terrible noise? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      What is wrong with you?

      I'm an educated person, not a mass consumerist who licks the boots of tech companies for shiny products.

      Are there lots of people out there like you?

      I really hope so. Maybe we can convince companies that this thing called Quality Control that they abandoned years ago was actually worth while.

      Because of this you discount it as "sub standard garbage"

      Yes. Expecting my phone not to make audible and annoying hissing sounds under load is by very definition sub standard regardless of it's specs.

      Are people just becoming spoiled brats these days?

      That depends entirely on how much money you pay to expect not to be hissed at. Given most phones cost a fraction of an iPhone and don't hiss, is it spoilt not to expect a defect free product when you pay an absolute premium for hardware? Especially given that this is by all accounts a defect for which the company is sending out replacement units.

      Maybe the coming future of automation, lack of jobs and of prosperity is warranted in the end to wipe out some of this entitlement.

      Getting what you pay for is entitlement? Wow. So what do you call people who bend over, grab their ankles, and say "please mega corporation who just took my money and gave me something that has a fault, can I have some more?"

  27. That sucking sound. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's that sucking sound of money being siphoned away from suckers!

  28. Bluetooth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must be that new Hi-Fi speaker in place of the headphone jack. It's not a noise, it's the soothing sounds of Steve Jobs talking from the dead to have "courage" with the new audio connection.

  29. Re:That was an excellent explanation of "coil whin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You live and learn. Here I was, thinking it involved grapes. You know, for the whine.

  30. I'm tired of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mother-effing snakes in this mother-effing iPhone!

  31. Basilisk by goombah99 · · Score: 2

    I think that it just means the people who hear it are Parselmouthed and can hear the inner basilisk spell that runs the A10.

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  32. Re:That was an excellent explanation of "coil whin by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    I thought it was a way to run coils on linux instead of windows without using a vm or a coil container

  33. Re:That was an excellent explanation of "coil whin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you're on to something. Android is the GNU/Linux kernel, isn't it?

  34. Coil whine is something else entirely by citylivin · · Score: 1

    Not saying that what you experience isnt real, but having a brand new video card a few years ago with coil whine, i learned a lot about it. It is VERY noticiable. To everyone. I used to game at night and my wife said the noise was keeping her awake. With headphones on, it wasnt bothering me and the card itself was fine. It was a high pitched whine which everyone could hear easily. It started about a month after i purchased this video card. I had to RMA it, but the successive cards i recieved back all had different problems. After about the 4th RMA, it got to the point that I was paying more in shipping than it would cost to just get a new damn video card. So thats what I did. Never buy PNY anything is the moral of the story!

    Coil whine, and being sensitive to electronics noises are two very different things. The latter being very detectable by everyone. I listened to the noise in the "article" and it sounds more like a feedback from a hot mic coming out the speaker or something like that, than what i experienced as coil whine. But who knows, smaller coils, different sound maybe.

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    1. Re:Coil whine is something else entirely by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      I listened to the noise in the "article" and it sounds more like a feedback from a hot mic coming out the speaker or something like that,

      That observation is just downright scary...

      No, of course they're not listening to you, right? RIGHT?!?!

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  35. And like cats... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And like cats, if you don't back off, it'll scratch you up, bad.

  36. I have a theory by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    Apple have been pushing to get multiple suppliers for each part of the iPhone, I assume to get more certainty in supply and competitive prices.
    Perhaps this is the reason why some people have issues and some don't.
    Maybe they had a few bad batches of inductors or ceramic capacitors from a supplier that are noisy?
    Maybe that's why some people have problems when upgrading their OS and some don't.
    Foxconn isn't the only manufacturer they use. Not all iPhones of the same model have the same components inside.

    They used to, and they used to be known for quality, stable devices. Since the supply chain diversification they're coming out as less stable, like everyone else.

  37. Re:That was an excellent explanation of "coil whin by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    Ceramic capacitors can make noise too. They can act as a microphone too, injecting noise in to a circuit if they're vibrated.

  38. No Mystery by Forthan+Red · · Score: 1

    It's just your phone, judging you.

  39. Same story as in Dell XPS laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds me Dell XPS laptops. Dell says that's normal and not a problem. Apple will say the same. Their official forum has like 60-pages thread about this.

  40. Does this happen when.... by unixisc · · Score: 1

    ... the phone is used underwater, w/ the headphone jack connected to the lightning connector at the same time that Bluetooth is connected to the earbuds? No wonder it would hiss!!!

  41. iphone 5s still available by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bought mine new in the box for $99.00 and considered it a steal since it was the best made, last quality made iphone there will be. Enjoy your i6 and i7 junk suckas.

    1. Re: iphone 5s still available by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the iPhone SE? Isn't that the 5's form factor with the 6s' internals?

    2. Re: iphone 5s still available by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Touch screen cancer afflicts anything after the 5s so no thanks.

  42. The irony by Cloud+K · · Score: 1

    I was just recently researching Dell XPS laptops which are notorious for this, and some of my thoughts were "That's why you pay more for Apple hardware I suppose, they'd never let anything with coil whine out of the door"

    Oh the times they are a changin'. That's why I don't buy their stuff any more, you're no longer paying more for better quality (which IMO I genuinely think used to be true, for a little while). You're paying more for the same old crap as everything else. Back to paying normal prices for the same old crap instead, thanks!

    1. Re:The irony by nnull · · Score: 1

      I had this on an old Lenovo laptop. I was thinking about buying a Dell XPS because of good linux support, but now I'm second guessing that decision if that's the case.

  43. So same as the iPad Pro 9.7 then? by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    Well ok, not under load, but when scrolling the display in any capacity. Noise comes from a chip just near the volume rocker. I've got pretty good hearing for 38 and it drives me batty if I use the thing in bed on a quiet night. I was almost tempted to return the thing to be honest, my iPad air 2, no such issue.

    (It's more of a hiss / hum in one)

  44. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I played the video in the guys post. Was I supposed to hear something? I didn't.

  45. Thermal noise by fulldecent · · Score: 1

    iPhone already emits enough thermal noise to be picked up from an AM receiver. You can even use it as a music transmitter.

    > https://github.com/fulldecent/...

    The iPhone 7 works even better than the previous models.

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    -- I was raised on the command line, bitch

  46. Heat pipe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heat pipe

  47. The hissing noise is the sound of by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

    Your wallet deflating from purchasing an iphone.

  48. This is why it doesn't blow up like Samsung... by dlingman · · Score: 1

    It doesn't blow up because it's venting pressure before an earth shattering kaboom. If yours isn't hissing, beware...

  49. As Steve said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're not listening to it right....

  50. Power Supply by Jfetjunky · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a power supply that's on the edge of stability. Everything looks hunky dory until you get a batch of parts in on one end of the tolerance. Or tolerance stackup pushes it into an unstable region.

    Could also potential be piezoelectric, where excited capacitors actually deflect and act as transducers.

  51. Information leak by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    I bet someone is going to analyse the noise and derive data being computed by the device from it.

  52. Don't Ever Charge them After Midnight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They turn into Gremlins

  53. I'm not surprised motherfuckers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The phone was designed by the Reptilian Jonathan Ive. No wonder it hisses. Can anyone confirm the rumor that he has horns and a vestigial tail ?

  54. It's a feature! by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

    Apple has decided that the hissing adds to the user experience.

    Because, well, courage!

  55. hissing all around by kdayn · · Score: 1

    It should be required by some law to include hissing level in device's specification.
    I expect device without moving parts to be silent! How can I buy anything these days at all? Every electronic shit you buy comes with more or less hissing sound, wtf? I'am supposed to pump glue in every shit device I own? Can't it be done on the manufacturer side? Is it considered a defect?
    In my opinion it is not normal for laptop, phone, charger or any device low power device, except if you are running some kind of powerplant at home.
    I feel like we neeed some hissing device database, otherwise there is no way to know before buying.

  56. It Wants to Remind You... by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    The phone wants to remind you that it could explode under the current circumstances, but chooses not to.

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  57. Patience by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    I also hear a whining sound from my wireless router, I can often hear noise on LCD Displays, especially on a full screen refresh.

    Soon enough, you'll hear a vague whine *all* the time. :/

    1. Re:Patience by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Not nice to talk about his wife like that...

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      APK likes to ask for responses to the same things over and over. Maybe he just likes the responses?
  58. Turbo Mode by maxjax · · Score: 1

    Turbo Mode .. (hissing from nano turbines)