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Computers Decipher Burnt Scroll Found In Ancient Holy Ark (nationalgeographic.com)

bsharma writes: Scientists have formally announced their reconstruction of the Ein Gedi Scroll, the most ancient Hebrew scroll since the Dead Sea Scrolls. This was done by CAT scanning the burnt scrolls and virtually reconstructing the layers of scrolls with ink blobs on them. National Geographic reports: "For decades, the Israel Antiquities Authority guarded the document, known as the Ein Gedi Scroll, careful not to open it for fear that the brittle text would shatter to pieces. But last year, scientists announced that they had scanned, virtually unrolled, and translated the scroll's hidden verses -- a feat now formally described in the scientific literature. Based on preliminary scans, [Brent Seales of the University of Kentucky, who specialized in digitally reconstructing damaged texts,] and his colleagues announced in 2015 that the Ein Gedi Scroll was a biblical text from the sixth century A.D. containing a column of text from the book of Leviticus. But the full CT scan results, published on Wednesday in Science Advances, tell a deeper story. Further analysis revealed an extra column of text, ultimately fleshing out the first two chapters of Leviticus -- ironically, a book that begins with God's instructions for burnt offerings. What's more, radiocarbon dating of the scroll suggests that it may be between 1,700 and 1,800 years old, at least 200 years older than previously thought. In fact, the scroll's distinctive handwriting hearkens back to the first or second century A.D., some five centuries earlier than the date ascribed to the scroll last year." University of Cambridge lecturer James Aitken told Smithsonian's Devin Powell in 2015: "There's little of surprise in finding a Leviticus scroll. We probably have many more copies of it than any other book, as its Hebrew style is so simple and repetitive that it was used for children's writing exercises."

235 comments

  1. Obligatory.. by Monoman · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

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    1. Re: Obligatory.. by tysonedwards · · Score: 5, Funny

      Archaeologists near Mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is presently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental." The page has been universally condemned by church leaders.

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    2. Re: Obligatory.. by sciengin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As if todays church leaders would give a damn about what is written in the bible...

      In one of his letters, Paul explicitly warns the congregation in one city against the teachings of "people who forbid to marry" and linkens this to demon-inspired utterings.
      Did not stop the church to forbid its priests to marry until this day, all for the sake of money (well inheritance really).

      And lets not forget Jesus saying, on the night of hist arrest, "Those who take up the sword will die by the sword". Now preventing the arresting of Jesus (as Peter had just tried to do) was certainly THE most noble cause to take up the sword. So if even for this it was forbidden, how much more for the inter-human wars.
      And yet today hardly an army marches out without having its weapons blessed by the priests or clerics.

    3. Re: Obligatory.. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Right footed vicars have been allowed to marry since Elizabethan times. And I don't mean Frau Battenburg Von Schleswig-Holsten Pilsner.

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    4. Re:Obligatory.. by s122604 · · Score: 2

      sonofabitch!

    5. Re: Obligatory.. by parkinglot777 · · Score: 0

      And yet today hardly an army marches out without having its weapons blessed by the priests or clerics.

      Hmm... Not sure what you are saying here. Does that mean every guns, tanks, fighting air planes, etc., should be blessed by priests/clerics before they can be used??? If I buy a gun, I should go to a priest/cleric for a blessing before I can use it??? And why do we need to involve religious in this? Another Crusade war? How about other countries that believe in other religious (e.g. Buddhism)?

    6. Re: Obligatory.. by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, he was suggesting exactly the opposite: that any sort of tolerance (let alone support) for war is anti-Christian, so priests etc. should be condemning armies instead of blessing them.

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    7. Re: Obligatory.. by Dread_ed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not to be pedantic, just precise, the wording of the passage you mention about "taking up the sword" refers specifically to criminality and not to war.

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    8. Re:Obligatory.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duterte is that you?

    9. Re: Obligatory.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if it is actually pro-Christian and Christianity is actually bullshit?

    10. Re: Obligatory.. by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 2

      Well, now you're forcing me to post a Monty Python link:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk

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    11. Re: Obligatory.. by rickb928 · · Score: 2

      For clarity;

      At least in my church our pastors preach FROM THE BIBLE. They give more than a damn about what is written in the Bible.

      My church, and indeed virtually all of Protestant/Reformed Christianity does not forbid pastors, priests, whatever you call them to marry. The Catholic Church still does. Calling the Catholic Church "the church" is imprecise, lazy, or deliberately misleading. Or you don't really care, which is unfortunate.

      Jesus did indeed correct Peter when He was arrested. There may be righteous justifications for war, which is a longstanding debate of which there is much commentary you could find and consider. I will not repeat or paraphrase those more learned than I in this matter.

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    12. Re: Obligatory.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. How many bibles, books, scripts are there. That is what is nice about Islam. It remains unchanged. It is forbidden to change. Instructions on burnt offerings. Hmm, as god revised how he works with us, he seems to have discounted much of that type if stuff as humanities intellect increased. So yes, do the church leaderers really care. Maybe not. Do the priests 'teachers of the Bible' care? Absolutely. Something to think about. God works through people, as only people can really affect people. We are lazy, selfish, and cruel sometimes. Without guidance and a social rule that the different religions have defined, how would we be? Just look back.

      Now as we have developed, we carry much of these rules with us and our families teach us as children. But this is where it came from. We are exactly where god knows is to be.

      And no, I'm not a religious nutcase. Well, but that I'm aware of. It's just interesting to think about.

      What good thing will you do for someone today? Sometimes just a smile can make someone else smile and their day not so bad. We have all seen how we can affect another in a small, but significant way. Please do one thing nice for someone. Let them pass you in traffic, open the door, smile.

    13. Re: Obligatory.. by brasselv · · Score: 1

      "At least in my church our pastors preach FROM THE BIBLE. They give more than a damn about what is written in the Bible"

      I don't know how to say this as nicely as possible, but..
      are we sure we are talking about the same book? I would be surprised if your pastors advocate the stoning of undisciplined pupils.

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    14. Re: Obligatory.. by Jzanu · · Score: 1

      You're entirely wrong on that. 5th commandment is accurately translated as "Do not slay the innocent and the righteous" - this means war against evil is justified as a last resort. See http://www.vatican.va/archive/...

    15. Re: Obligatory.. by rickb928 · · Score: 2

      More clarity :
      As you should know, the Mosaic covenant is superceded, overridden, by the new covenant in Christ. Those who continue to obey the Law at bound by it, but those who believe in Christ not only need not, but are given a new covenant, fulfilled in Him.

      This is a central point of Christianity, one you cannot be ignorant of. Unless you've done no study, in which case I encourage your attention. There is much literature, many essays, much discussion, going back to Christ Himself.

      Your complaint is noted, and has been answered for centuries.

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    16. Re: Obligatory.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your church doesn't ever talk about Lucifer, then?

      Because Lucifer is a Latin word, not present in the Hebrew or Greek texts, and the only place where it is used in translations like King James is Isaish, where it is mis-used to appear as though a Hebrew title was being used as a proper name (which it was not).

    17. Re: Obligatory.. by brasselv · · Score: 1

      thanks for your answer, I mean it!
      one thing I don't understand is the following - maybe you can help (no irony)

      the new testament is not getting into details on topics that many Christians seem to care about. topics like human sexuality, origins of the cosmos, laws of nature, and more.
      when many Christians are looking for answers on such topics, they tend to refer to the old testament. however, when such answers appear unpalatable in the old testament (see e. g. stoning), they use the argument that the new testament has supeseded those things.

      is it a fair reading? how do you know when something is superseded and when?

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    18. Re: Obligatory.. by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      I am a Christian, and have attended (and continue to) churches that preach from the Bible, and endeavor to study it and to rightly interpret it.

      Also, just in case you aren't familiar with the abbreviations, OT = Old Testament and NT = New Testament :)

      Referring to out-of-context passages in the Old Testament (e.g., Leviticus for things about homosexuality) seems pretty common... unfortunately. It is not treated very well, and, as you have noted, pretty much just cherry-picked to "prove" one's point. It's often referred to as proof-texting.

      I don't know exactly what you meant, but if you were asking whether that is a good thing - I do not think it is. Israel was a specific nation, with a specific covenant by God; some of the laws appear to coincide with, shall we say, a more universal standard of right and wrong that God has. Others were clearly designed to simply set Israel, as a nation, apart from other nations (e.g., not wearing clothing with mixed fabrics, or many of the dietary restrictions).

      In general, I side with non-Christians who criticize Christians for pulling out random OT passages when it suits them and not other ones. Those who criticize Christians for that do, in fact, have a valid point. Christians should not simply pick the parts they like from a law given specifically to Israel and pretend they apply universally to humanity.

      Now, that said... I am also of the opinion that there are pretty clear statements in the NT on things like homosexuality (and other sexual sins). And, to be fair, there are parts of the OT that are *not* specific to Israel, even if they were written TO Israel. A lot of stuff in the prophecy books (Isaiah, Jeremiah, Daniel, etc.) has not been fulfilled. A lot of the Psalms, which are just songs, were written by Israelites (primarily David) but often talk about God in generic terms, not Israel-covenant-specific terms... though again, one has to be careful when trying to bring out an application for a New Testament Christian.

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    19. Re: Obligatory.. by dbreeze · · Score: 2

      Chuck Missler is simply one of the best teachers of the Bible I've come across in 35+ years of faith in Jesus. He comes from an extensive technical background, focused on information technologies. I highly recommend anyone with honest questions to look into his work.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?... https://www.khouse.org/ http://www.youtube.com/user/ko...

        Above all else, read for yourself. It takes a decent overall perspective to make sense of much of the specifics, but it's really not that hard of a read. Certainly the most remarkable book I've ever encountered...

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    20. Re: Obligatory.. by dbreeze · · Score: 1

      https://www.bible.com/bible/1/...

      35Then one of them, which was a lawyer, asked him a question, tempting him, and saying,
      36Master, which is the great commandment in the law?
      37Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.
      38 This is the first and great commandment.
      39 And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
      40 On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.

      Note that this general theme concerning law is expounded and detailed throughout the epistles, along with the necessity of salvation, and the sufficiency of Christ's blood to secure our salvation.
      "The old testament is the new testament concealed, and the new testament is the old testament revealed." -Chuck Missler

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    21. Re: Obligatory.. by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Excellent comments all, thank you.

      In the NT, Hebrews 13 is an excellent passage, not only because it was written to Jewish converts, but because it is a brief, limited, but clear recommendation of how to live the Christian life.

      The Letter of Paul to the Romans is, to me, the best handbook of the Gospel, living a Christian life, and how to evangelize in the NT. Our church just finished a 2+ year study of it, punctuated with other bits and such. A total of 60+ messages in all. We took months to go through Romans 8. And scripture is so full of meaning you need to examine every word...

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    22. Re: Obligatory.. by brasselv · · Score: 1

      God is quite an elusive idea - but I do like very much the idea of loving your neighbor!

      But if really boils down to that, why carrying forward all the baggage that can be summarized in that one wise and precious sentence?
      Why loading yourself with the need to explain away everything else, when you could just choose any modern philosopher (say, Peter Singer) that says essentially the same thing, but without the references to goats, stoning and the like? It appears on the face of it an enormous effort and rather a waste of energy. What am I missing?

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    23. Re: Obligatory.. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      I was explaining what the grandparent poster said because the parent poster misunderstood.

      Also, for Christians (as opposed to Jews or Muslims), stuff Jesus said should be considered to supersede stuff Moses said.

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    24. Re: Obligatory.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said.

    25. Re: Obligatory.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paul is not really the one who created the Church. Paul is responsible to allow heathens to follow his teachings without demanding the strict Jewish laws (food and chopping of the tip of your penis) and is responsible for the spread of Judaism in the Roman Empire among heathens. But he did more then just spread Judaism, many Jews did not agree with his teachings and the Jewish sect became better known has the followers of Jesus. Christ as part of the trinity didn't exists yet, that was invented later when Greek mythology was combined with Jewish mosaic laws. Those followers of Paul were more like Jews.

      Between Paul and the four Church fathers, there were many different sects that followed Jesus. One particular popular sect thought that Yahweh was evil and Satan was good. Yahweh was created by the 'One' (thus One as in our modern concept of God) and Yahweh was responsible for the creation of the world and the humans including evil. It was Satan who learned Eve the truth about Yahweh and that's why both Adam and Eve were cast out of the paradise by the evil Yahweh. This form of Christianity also saw Moses as an evil prophet whose laws should no longer be followed (as told by Jesus). This particular sect existed before the creation of the New Testament but it was still influential. Some of the rites, like drinking wine as a symbol of blood, are still performed until this day. It is also the reason why Satan became the source of evil (as a rejection of this form of Christianity) but also the reason why Christians don't really care anymore for the old testament or the 'Jewish Jesus'. Christians who follow this 'Satanic' version already embraced the Greek version and just accept that Yahweh was the only God, and Satan was the devil, but refused to accept laws of Jews who they saw as a lesser culture (the fist Christian antisemitism). This sect was also influential for the idea that Jesus always existed as the 'Logos' before the creation a prerequisite for the Holy Trinity, something that is still followed by modern Catholics and Protestants (and probably the Muslims, but with the Koran and not Jesus as the 'Logos') .

      But there were many more ideas that influenced the early Church. Augustinus, probably the most important, was a sex addict who always felt guilty for his sinful live. He was a heathen who converted to Manicheism and later to Catholicism. His sinful youth full of sex was the driving force to live a live without marriage and sex. Surrendering himself to Jesus helped him get cured from his sex addiction. Unfortunately it is his teaching that remained influential until today. The reason is probably that this allows the claim that everybody is born out of sin (by having sex), even kids were sinful because they were greedy for breast milk. Sinners can only be saved by believing in Jesus and the Church. Augustinus was the person who made sinners from us all. But you have to see this in the context of the time. He was from Carthage and moved to Rome and Milan. During his live the Goths invaded Italy and sacked Rome. The Vandals invaded his province and sacked Carthage. Why where they punished by barbaric tribes? That could only be because they were all sinners. The people of the Roman empire wanted a reason why the once so might empire was falling apart. Instead of looking at the corrupt state structure, Christians blamed themselves for being sinners. Where they differed from the Jews, was that Christians were individual sinners because of their free will, while Jews were sinners as a people. Following and maintaining the law was more important for the Jews. When the leaders of the Jews didn't punish Jews, members of their people, who worshiped false idols for example, all the Jews would be punished. That's a reason why the mosaic laws are not that important for Christians as is living a good life and believing in Jesus. That's probably also the reason why Muslims do care more for the mosaic and shariah laws (no 'who is without sins, throw the first stone', but 'stone that damn wh

    26. Re: Obligatory.. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Because Monty Python is a great historian and not a troupe of anti Carholic commedians at all

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    27. Re: Obligatory.. by mcswell · · Score: 1

      For the record, most Protestant churches I've attended (which tend towards the evangelical end, not sure about "mainstream" Protestant churches) use the term "Satan", not "Lucifer." That said, I hardly think it matters; both are transliterations, not translations, and obviously refer to the same "person".

    28. Re: Obligatory.. by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Most unfortunate coincidence ever, that Jesus's cross can be modelled by a sword hilt.

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    29. Re: Obligatory.. by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Numbers 5:11-31 describes a way that a priest can terminate a pregnancy. It's a magical method that only works if the woman was unfaithful, of course, but it's all there.

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    30. Re: Obligatory.. by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      don't know how to say this as nicely as possible, but..
      are we sure we are talking about the same book?

      I'm not the person you're replying to (obviously), but yes, you're almost certainly referring to the book with Acts 15 in it. Wikipedia has more on the Noachide laws if you're curious; this is absolutely settled.

      Oh, it's also the same book which gives a method for terminating a pregnancy via magic. Hopefully it's not the same book that cynical politicians have subtly rewritten to suit their agenda...

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    31. Re: Obligatory.. by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      You think? I think it's pretty clear that the reference in Isaiah 14:12 is to Nebuchadnezzar II, king of Babylon.

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    32. Re: Obligatory.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Red Dwarf scene reference.

  2. Older = Better by rainmouse · · Score: 1

    Because the older something is, the better it is.

    1. Re:Older = Better by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, the closer it is to the original. You know the old joke where the curator of the monastery came up from the vault with the original texts and cried "Dammit, in the original it read 'celebRate'!"

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    2. Re:Older = Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "It's not sex! It's vagina-aided masturbation!"

    3. Re:Older = Better by rainmouse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But when the original is culturally dependent, word-of-mouth stories that vary more dramatically the 'closer' you get. Surely the culture built up over millennia becomes more important. I suspect the main value of this is just understanding historical cultural ideals 'at the time' rather than any positive or negative religious insights.

    4. Re:Older = Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes you DO get positive or negative insights, based on stuff like "Further analysis revealed an extra column of text". Meaning some religious "governing body", at some point decided to remove (and/or add) bits that were not (or were) benefiting/increasing their power and so on...

    5. Re:Older = Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, getting older text just confirm that these kind of claims that you are make are groundless. It has been confirmed that no significant error and variation has been introduced, as used to be believed when most ancient texts that we have now were not available!

    6. Re:Older = Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You actually don't know the nature of the text, let alone the intention. You're just sounding like some religious fanatic.

    7. Re:Older = Better by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      History tends to be distorted over the generations. Where each historian will add their own personal spin on their interpretation. Where some people become savage villains while others become glorious generals. Where they both did what they did with the good and bad.
      The older documents are not necessarily more accurate. But offers perspective with less layers of interpretation. Also offer insight of the culture of the time of the writing.

      Now I disagree with the notion that the ancients were somehow closer to "God" or had a better understanding of the Universe. But the more about the ancients we discover, the less primitive the people seem.

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    8. Re:Older = Better by MrTester · · Score: 1

      Wow....
      You realize that your just kinda... making that up, right?

    9. Re:Older = Better by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, the closer it is to the original

      Actually, something left out of the summary is the textual significance of this find. Some of the researchers involved have noted that this is the earliest text found so far that is identical to the Masoretic text, a medieval version which is the standard Hebrew edition often used today (not only in the original but as the basis of many modern translations, etc.).

      Previous finds have shown that a set of "proto-Masoretic" variants begins to emerge as a standard around 2000 years ago (before that, there were wider textual variants). But previous fragments actually identical to the Masoretic were only known to date to centuries after this one. Depending on whose dating you believe, this scroll places the origin of this standard text version perhaps back to 1700-2000 years ago.

      It's also significant because it's a biblical fragment recovered from an ark in a synagogue, where it may have actually been used, as opposed to the Dead Sea Scrolls, which were preserved in desert caves and might represent a less 'standard" source tradition.

      Again, a lot of this is speculative, but in this case the find is actually significant in pushing back the date when a "standard" Hebrew text may have begun to emerge.

    10. Re:Older = Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But..but it was in an Ancient Holy Ark! Of course sixth century AD is not considered the ancient period for that area though some may allow the ancient period to extend into the sixth century a bit but those are minority voices. The scroll itself may be older but the box it was in was likely not. Holy is a rather subjective word indicating considerable bias. And finally ARK? It was in a box. Yet another choice of words indicating bias or at least an attempt to glorify a rather mundane find. The contents of the scroll are the most common passages found. Clickbait yet again. A worthy tech effort to cover on Slashdot so all the more disappointing that loaded language is used in the headline.

    11. Re:Older = Better by avgjoe62 · · Score: 2

      But the more about the ancients we discover, the less primitive the people seem

      The older I get, the more I learn about the other people sharing this planet and those that preceded us, the more I believe that we are all the same, for the most part. We all have the same basic wants and needs, the same basic drives. What separates me from a Roman living under Augustus or an Egyptian living in the time of Ramses is more a matter of the trappings of technology than the core of our beings.

      As a kid I was always struck by this quote from Khan in the Star trek episode Space Seed

      Nothing ever changes, except man. Your technical accomplishments? Improve a mechanical device and you may double productivity, but improve man and you gain a thousandfold. I am such a man.

      There's no Khans running around yet. So we are pretty much as we have always been, except for some immunity to some diseases that our ancestors paid for.

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    12. Re:Older = Better by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      I think the whole point of the bible was summed up nicely in the Battlestar Galactica remake: "All of this has happened before, and shall happen again."

      The older the text is, the more it drives that point home.

    13. Re:Older = Better by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      You know the old joke where the curator of the monastery came up from the vault with the original texts and cried "Dammit, in the original it read 'celebRate'!"

      Or the first line of the Bible, saying "The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons, places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred."

    14. Re:Older = Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect the main value of this is just understanding historical cultural ideals 'at the time' rather than any positive or negative religious insights.

      The religious insights are the insights into the development of the religions of the area. Analyzing any new fragments with a computer might also reveal new information on the measure of the influence and interaction of the passages to later texts.

    15. Re:Older = Better by darkain · · Score: 2

      If you had bothered to read the rest of that statement right here in the summary on slashdot, you'd realize that the "second column of text" is the second chapter. This isn't a case of adding/removing/doctoring text, it is a case of initially they had a single column (chapter) of text visible and through more work managed to reveal the second column (chapter) of text.

    16. Re:Older = Better by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Or they didn't happen to find this specific manuscript, relying on several others that were available.

      In other words, they used what they actually had.

      Seriously, this is not that hard.

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    17. Re:Older = Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meaning some religious "governing body",

      Those governing bodies would be the Church Councils all the way from the Nicea, 325 AD.

    18. Re: Older = Better by brasselv · · Score: 1

      if you tried living in a cave, fighting bears with bare hands, surviving the decimation of your tribe by a neighbor tribe, to then die at age 25 of a small infection, all the while believing that the god of blood and thunder rules the forest, and moves the sun, his slave and concubine through the sky... ... you would have a different opinion.

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    19. Re:Older = Better by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Indeed... on seeing the phrase "holy ark" my brain immediately jumped to the the item of focus in the first Indiana Jones film. If that relic were to ever actually be found, it would be of huge significance to many people with a religious affiliation worldwide... with the significance of any texts within being of only secondary importance.

    20. Re:Older = Better by dbreeze · · Score: 1

      Here's an interesting read on the "accuracy" of the Bible...
      http://www.icr.org/article/pre...

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    21. Re:Older = Better by mcswell · · Score: 1

      Isn't the Ark filed under Nevada?

    22. Re:Older = Better by martinfb · · Score: 1

      The older, the better the chance to interpret incorrectly - or out of context!

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  3. "it was used for children's writing exercises" by Viol8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Which frankly is all the faction and outright fairy tales in all religious tomes are really any use for.

    1. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're going to get so much karma for calling out all religious texts as "fairy tales" dude.

    2. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Tell that to all the Star Wars misfits around here. Grown men still obsessed with a plaything of their youth.

    3. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Put on your fedora faggot. Atheists are the laughing stock of the internet - always were, and always will be.

      Just ask an atheist: exactly how did the first self-replicating molecule originate? Even Richard Dawkins admits he cannot answer that. And he has the balls to be honest. Most just start calling names when you ask a question they can't answer - just like a lot of religious folks, oddly enough.

    4. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by FudRucker · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "The income of the priest class is totally dependent on their continued ability to sell invisible goods to suckers, they praise and glorify faith to the skies, complimenting people on how much of it they have. If it weren't for faith, they'd be out of business, and they know it."

      " They have no merchandise to buy, no commissions to pay, and no refunds to make for unsatisfactory service and results....

      "Their commodity is fear. They blackmail their parishioners with threats of hell and damnation. These poor deluded people give them their hard earned money to save them from a hell that does not exist, and from eternal torment that was invented by the corrupt minds of priests to rob the living and in addition, they are exempt from taxation! Insult to injury!

      Let me tell you that religion is the cruelest fraud ever perpetrated upon the human race. It is the last of the great scheme of thievery that man must legally prohibit so as to protect himself from the charlatans who prey upon the ignorance and fears of the people.The penalty for this type of extortion should be as severe as it is of other forms of fraud and theft."

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    5. Re: "it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      All the factions make up an interesting tale. I'm surprised that they haven't made a biblical drama focusing on all the sex, violence and politics.

      Call it "A Game of Tribes", and with all the source material free and already published, you could have a hit show.

    6. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Disgustingly shallow and childish understanding of reality. If this was 2030 I would assume this is an automatic post written by an AI. You're just another one of those philosophical zombies.

    7. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Feral+Nerd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Tell that to all the Star Wars misfits around here. Grown men still obsessed with a plaything of their youth.

      And how is that any more weird than grown people believing they must modify their behaviour according to the whims of some guy who's set himself up as a priest/prophet/grand-poobah and who says that if they don't obey his imaginary friend (whom only he can see and hear) will destroy them in a rain of fire and brimstone and then send them to spend eternity in an inferno for whose existence there isn't a shred of proof? Say what you will about Lucas hounds, making Jediism the fourth largest 'religion' in the UK was sheer genius and one of the best demonstrations of how nonsensical religion really is other than Pastafarianism which is also pretty cool. In the UK they've actually got prisoners suing the prison system for failing to recognise Jediism as a religion. Some 2.6% of the city of Bristol claimed to be Jedi in a census. In Germany a guy actually got his local council to allow him to hang out an official road sign directing people to his Pastafarian church. The sign also contains information about when Pastafarian services are held. The thing looks awesome next to the church signs: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/f...

    8. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by FudRucker · · Score: 1, Insightful

      you're a snakeoil salesman, a schemer that sells bullshit to idiots, you belong in prison, and not giving advice to the naive

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      Politics is Treachery, Religion is Brainwashing
    9. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      According to all religions, almost all religious texts are fairy tales. What's your problem?

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    10. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      In a thousand years we will be still serving God, and you will be at the bottom of the lake of fire. This is of course of your own choosing. There's still hope for you, you just have to repent.

    11. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by geantvert · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More generally, "name calling" should be the expected behavior when asking almost any complex question to any large group of persons.

      However, in that specific case, Richard Dawkins has the expected default position of any atheist (including me): The existence of an invisible unproven magic being cannot be the answer to any complex phenomena observed in the real world (in that case, that would be the origin of life). That position implies that there are things that we cannot explain with our current understanding of nature (you know, that thing called science).

      Improving science by looking for more clues in the real world is the right way to handle those mysteries. Claiming "Magic", "God", "Taboo" or "Holy Book" is not.

    12. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      this guy may have figured it out

      https://www.quantamagazine.org...

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      Politics is Treachery, Religion is Brainwashing
    13. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You and your imaginary friend will not be around in a thousand years, nevermind you serving him, since he can't outlive you. Some other people will be preaching about their own imaginary friends by then, in the mistaken belief that they're talking about the same ... entity.

      Also, what lake of fire? (or as someone once said, there's no mirror, so what dust is there to cling?)

    14. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ohohoh shit, we've got a reddit atheist in our midsts

    15. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by sky_khan72 · · Score: 1

      Which god are you referring to? If its our holy lord [F]lying [S]paghetti [M]onster, god bless you! Otherwise I have to remind that you will be at the bottom of boiling cauldron. Even then there's still hope for you. You just have to hug FSM.

    16. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ""The income of the priest class is totally dependent on their continued ability to sell invisible goods to suckers"

      I think I understand why software nerds get so triggered.

    17. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Coisiche · · Score: 1

      Some will have a problem. It's all other religious texts that are fairy tales. The religious texts for the religion that their parents indoctrinated them into are most definitely not fairy tales. To them anyway. And they can get quite irate over the suggestion that all religious texts are just the same.

    18. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      The problem is the old lame argument of trying to prove your point by changing the wording to a negative context.

      Calling a Religion a FairyTale implies it is a set of overly simplistic stories meant for children.

      While most religious text are a combination of written history philosophy of the time, mixed with rules for often a nomadic society to function in a world which is often against them.

      The 10 commandments (where they are more than 10, and different religions count them differently and group them in different ways) were less about how to be good. But dealing with property and inheritance rights.

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      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    19. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those aren't Athiests. You're thinking of Agnostics.

    20. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by DrXym · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's called abiogenisis and there are various plausible hypotheses. But even if someone were to demonstrate a self assembling and self replicating molecule through one of these processes it doesn't say that's how they occured on Earth over 3.5 billion years ago. But just because something is unknowable does it become god-did-it.

    21. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by I75BJC · · Score: 1

      I take it that you have never actually read the book of Leviticus. In any English version, or any Hebrew version, or any other language version. Had you read the book of Leviticus, you would have realize the utter silliness/rubbish of your "comment". Leviticus is a book of Hebrew Law. It contains statutes and not stories. "Look at the stupid [commenter], s/he bitches bout things s/he don't even know" --Mick Jagger and Keith Richards

    22. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 5, Informative

      Atheism is a religion for most who 'believe' in it.

      Every Sunday, atheists gather in their athiest churches (tax exempt by the way) and pray to (no one) to show theiir lack of faith in no one.

      Then at night, before they go to bed, they pray to (no one) to keep themselves and their family safe and healthy.

      Likewise, in times of stress, they also pray to (no one) petitioning (no one) for an outcome they desire.

      Then after a hopefully long life lived according to their belief in (no one), when they shift this mortal coil, the eternal soul that they don't have will forever be in teh presence of (no one)

      I think you are mistaking the fact that atheists, like all humans, can be assholes, just like the people of faith in a deity can be assholes at time.

      Finally, the faithful tend to think about their particular deity all the time. I know I only think about a deity when we have these discussions and people try to tell me I have a religion. As a recovering Catholic, I know the difference well. But otherwise nope, sorry, no religion here.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    23. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leviticus is a book of Hebrew Law. It contains statutes and not stories.

      I can't say what the GP had in mind while writing that post. However, Leviticus starts with

      The Lord called Moses and spoke to him from the tent of meeting, saying, "Speak to the people of Israel and say to them, When any one of you brings an offering to the Lord, you shall bring your offering of livestock from the herd or from the flock.

      and goes downhill from there. Thus, as it pertains to laws of offering sacrifices to an imaginary being, it lands squarely in the fairy tales category.

    24. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      Improving science by looking for more clues in the real world is the right way to handle those mysteries. Claiming "Magic", "God", "Taboo" or "Holy Book" is not.

      Which ties into the "God of the gaps" argument, which over time, has been used to explain everything we do not know. Once upon a time, psychosis, birth defects, seemingly spontaneous biogenisis, the entire external universe and so much else were attributed to divinity because we just didn't know.

      Then over time more and more was learned that fit the once mysterious things into the natural world, and the God of the gaps became popular.

      Now the God of the Gaps has become quite small indeed. People who would claim that every word of the King James Bible is the exact word of God as revealed to man believe and take for granted, things that would have them burnt at the stake for heresy in an earlier time.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    25. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      That's basically the joke. Atheism is just rejecting one more holy story as a fairy tale than every believer does.

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    26. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by rfengr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How did the first self-replicating molecule originate? Know one knows, but "I don't know" is a lot better answer than "God did it".

    27. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Which god are you referring to? If its our holy lord [F]lying [S]paghetti [M]onster, god bless you! Otherwise I have to remind that you will be at the bottom of boiling cauldron. Even then there's still hope for you. You just have to hug FSM.

      Let us all say a prayer that we shall all be touched by his noodley appendage!

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    28. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      When I take a look down the average fairy tale, from Grimm's tales to Andersen, they are not that much different from many parables and allegories in the Bible. In many of either you find a good and a bad person, the good one facing hardship, overcoming it (in the fairy tale usually by his own feats, in the Bible it's usually divine intervention that helps him) and in the end being the winner because he was the (morally) superior being.

      The difference isn't that big, you know...

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    29. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by SecurityGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Atheism is no more a religion than an empty glass contains a kind of beer.

      What I detest is asshole, self described 'atheists' who have the need to inform religious people that they are stupid for believing in fairy tales and having faith.

      I tend to leave religious people strictly alone, so long as they aren't harming or advocating harming anyone else. I think the notion of believing in a religion, and especially an afterlife, would be very comforting. Certainly, a lot of my extended family find it so. Really, the only time I ever want to argue against religion is when people use it as a weapon against others.

    30. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny. I've been a software developer most of my life and I've always thought it odd that many fellow coders can't see themselves as a word-picture to a God who exists outside of time and space (coder vs their code) who authored the universe, with certain laws that govern how things work, and yet can be modified (miracles). And programs have data sets that aren't self-generating, beginning from a single bit, but rather authored in complex form by the coder (no need for a big bang, the expanding universe was authored to start at an already expanded state).

    31. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... in the end being the winner because he was the (morally) superior being.

      The difference isn't that big, you know...

      Except that many of the "winners" in the Bible are not the superior being. Is Jacob morally superior to Esau? Jacob was a scoundrel. He stole his brother's birthright through deception. It was God's providence, rather than anything good about Jacob, that made him the "winner". Same goes for Gideon, Samson, David, and many of the apostles.

      If you'd actually read the Bible, instead of reading about the Bible, you'd see this clearly.

    32. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      "Except that many of the "winners" in the Bible are not the superior being"

      "It was God's providence, rather than anything good about Jacob, that made him the "winner"."

      So helped by fictious superior being who came along just in time instead. Yes, big difference.

      You should read Beowolf sometime.

    33. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The Bible has many WTF moments when you read it, but for some reason back then it must've seemed ok to the people back then. I mean, if god supports Jacob's trick and doesn't punish him for being an asshole and swindling his brother out of his firstborn rights, does god condone such behaviour?

      Then again, when you look at Job, God can be quite the asshole himself.

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    34. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by GrabbaTheButt · · Score: 1

      May His Sauce be upon you. Ramen

    35. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's bitztream, the autism-hating Slashdot troll!

    36. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Bitztream, the autism-hating Slashdot troll, just got schooled!

    37. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The existence of an invisible unproven magic being cannot be the answer to any complex phenomena observed in the real world

      Yes, of course it can. While you work on why your sheer empty claim has no validity, ask yourself what in science is "proven", and even if you want to move the goalpost to something you feel confident you'll never get as you say you want it, maybe you'll learn how basic science works. Nothing in science is "proven", ever. We have provisional models -permanently- open to new data. This is not a religious position. This is the simple scientific fact you fail science.

      Claiming "Magic", "God", "Taboo" or "Holy Book" is not.

      Nice false dichotomy fallacy, but you are simply claiming, on the basis of nothing, that if there are scientific causal discernable factors in a phenomenon, that excludes a given original cause--even if we -explicitly- don't know what the cause is, and thus by definition your subset of "reasonable" explanations -explicity- has not the least scientific preferability. Typical for those buying into the self-induced brain damage of the "god of the gaps" argument. No, no theists say only if we know nothing about the physics of something, can God be involved. If we know the physics involved, God did it, by creating the physical laws which result in the phenomenon. If we don't know the physics involved, God did it as well, and we don't know something scientifically. Your willfully false restatement doesn't make your stance correct or rational--and make no mistake, it is -your- made-up construct that has nothing to do with actual theology. Same as an extensive statement of how nuclear fission works does not negate that Truman ordered the bombing of Japan. But you know this, and respond accordingly--with every other topic in your entire life other than religion. Religion is a "special case", because, well, you're simply an intellectually-dishonest hypocrite.

      But aside from that, on the basic level, post something in science that is "proven", or go ahead state you know nothing about science and couldn't reference it honestly even if you did.

    38. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by physicsphairy · · Score: 1

      The quantity of self-described religious adherents who don't go to church, don't pray, and don't think much about the afterlife (until the due date visibly approaches) is frankly quite large. Belief != fervor. And, proportionally, there's quite a few places dedicated to bringing atheists together and promulgating their beliefs (tax exempt by the way).

      As humans, we seek explanations, stake our identity in our beliefs, and pursue fellowship with those who share them. I know of at least one secular group in my city that explicitly claims to be a church ("The Church of Beethoven"). There are definitely distinctions between believing in historically established religion and believing in some form of modern secularism. But atheists like to phrase it as "We don't have any of the pitfalls of religion because we don't have religion" and it sounds an awful lot like monotheists claiming they don't have any of the pitfalls of being pagan.

    39. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally, the faithful tend to think about their particular deity all the time.

      In the pride of his face the wicked does not seek him; all his thoughts are, "There is no God."

    40. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The income of the priest class is totally dependent on their continued ability to sell invisible goods to suckers, they praise and glorify faith to the skies, complimenting people on how much of it they have. If it weren't for faith, they'd be out of business, and they know it."

      Good thing that my sect (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints) doesn't have a priest class who gets paid through tithing. All worthy males are welcome into the Priesthood. No special lineage needed (Jewish Priests are from the tribe of Levi). No special schooling needed (no seminary or degree from divinity school). This lay clergy means that we need careers outside of Church in order to sustain our families.

      There is no doubt that major fraud has been committed in the name of religion, but that does not make religion per se fraudulent. Leaders of religions have been cruel, but religion doesn't need to be cruel.

    41. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And replacing it with the clearly falsifiable fairy tale that human intellect is sufficient to comprehend the entirety of existence.

    42. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That depends on what we mean by "religion" though.

      Obviously, atheists don't go to churches, pray or anything like that. But there is a culturally significant subset that hold the same positive beliefs: all religions are false (n.b. most will agree with the agnostics that we have no evidence, but I've yet to meet one that doesn't make positive claims that many things from holy books did not and could not have happened), religion is harmful, science is the only valid method for acquiring knowledge, and that atheist beliefs need to be promoted.

      This doesn't make atheists a religion in the ordinary sense of the word, but there's a certain linguistic gap here for describing a large group of people with positive beliefs about religion that they're trying to promote and some people try to fill that gap with "religion." So that's what they mean, even though I understand why you disagree with that terminology.

    43. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by gtall · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "And He who made kittens put snakes in the grass"

    44. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by cmdr_klarg · · Score: 2

      How did the first self-replicating molecule originate? Know one knows, but "I don't know" is a lot better answer than "God did it".

      Unfortunately many induhviduals have an almost pathological aversion to the words "I don't know". "God did it" is a nice comfortable catch-all to explain away the unknown, because the unknown is frightening to them.

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      THE SOFTWARE, IT NO WORKY!!!
    45. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      In a thousand years we will be still serving God, and you will be at the bottom of the lake of fire. This is of course of your own choosing. There's still hope for you, you just have to repent.

      Why would an omnipotent being need somebody to "serve" him or "glorify" him? Can't he serve himself?

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      Enigma

    46. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

      A "religion" is something more than a "belief about reality." Also, "religious" means a lot more than "believes strongly."

    47. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not religious, but I do believe in positive behavior and negative behavior. As a society increases in size, power and diversity; it is important to still hold common standards of positive behavior. Logically, you see the results of negative behavior and how it impacts your society. The religions of the world were an attempt to give people guidelines with a way to enforce them (fear). Not all people were intelligent and sophisticated enough to see the cause and effect of their behavior.

      Still today, with the easier survival and more education; many are blind to the effects on their world that their behavior has. If we want to leave a better place behind, than the place we came into as a child - our behavior needs to align to some sort of ethical and morale standards.

      Religion is not the answer, but it contains many positive examples of how positive behavior promotes a better environment and conversely outlines how negative behavior can lead to circumstances that create even more negative things in our world.

      Basically, we need to stop acting like sociopaths.

    48. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jacob had to go into exile for 19 years for his deception. Esau started off as a dumb jock but he matured, prospered and eventually forgave Jacob. King David was not killed and was allowed to continue as King because he repented of the Bathsheba/Uriah (adultery, murder) incident but he paid heavily for his transgression: did not build a temple, his concubines were publicly raped by one of his sons, his children suffered a lot because of his sin.

    49. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At first he describes the subset of the more zealous atheists, who simply lean on faith for their atheist beliefs, and blindly assert against theism as passionately as any crusader.

      Eventually he brings up the what the agnostics sit on: "we can neither confirm nor deny"

      Agnostics are pretty much the absence of a claim; the only thing they're committed to is being noncommittal, the only thing they assert is a lack of assertion

    50. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cut it any way you want it but atheism is just as much a BELIEF as theism is. There is no proof one way or the other to the question of a god or gods. The only honest answer is "I don't know." If you feel so inclined I have no problem with you tacking on "and I don't care" after that. Aside from that you're all making gross assumptions based on nothing. That is illogical.

      While I don't consider myself a theist I do find some of the ideas and questions of faith interesting in their own way. It's funny that "Science!*" herpers always ramble on about the search of alien life as "It's like having a glass of water from the ocean as your only sample and claiming whales don't exist." Atheists, IMHO, do the same thing with the question of gods. Our knowledge and ability to detect a lot of things is known to be limited so you want to draw conclusions based on an ignorance that science even confirms as ignorance then tie it up with a string made of your assumptions of how a god would or would not work? That's rich. It's on par with the same kind of "logic" people who would deny climate change or the theory of relativity would use to argue their ideas on the matter.

      *By "Science!" herpers I'm talking about the Discovery Channel crowd that actually thinks that they're knowledgeable enough to sit down and poke holes in science concepts armed with little more than the 9th grade Rocks for Jocks understanding of the subject. These are the people who endlessly share memes of NdT and Sagan and bash religion like it's their life's work but can't sit down and actually discuss science on the technical level. They're a real treat. Many of the people who are beating on religion in these threads are the same people I'm talking about. They like to think they're science geeks but the closest they've ever gotten to discussing science is talking around the watercooler about last night's episode of The Big Bang Theory.

    51. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      The quantity of self-described religious adherents who don't go to church, don't pray, and don't think much about the afterlife (until the due date visibly approaches) is frankly quite large. Belief != fervor. And, proportionally, there's quite a few places dedicated to bringing atheists together and promulgating their beliefs (tax exempt by the way).

      Fascinatinating. Given that you mention Tax exempt status, it has become most clear that you define a 501(c) 3 coprporation as a religion. Allow me to show this from the first group, and th emajor group that comes up when I clicky clicky on the google search link you thoughtfully provided.

      The American Atheists

      This organization, which you declare as a religion, has this organizational note:

      American Atheists, Inc. is a 501(c)(3) tax-exempt organization. As such, all donations and gifts to American Atheists are tax-deductible to the full extent allowed by law. The Federal Tax Identification Number of American Atheists, Inc. is 74-2466507.

      Membership gifts, gifts to our general fund, and gifts to the American Atheists Legal Fund, Billboard Fund, and other specific funds are fully tax deductible.

      Your subscription to American Atheist magazine is not tax deductible as a charitable donation.

      For questions about your contributions, members status, or for a copy of your giving record, please contact us.

      Now you will also note that their magazine is >not tax deductible. How odd when most churches pay no taxes whatsoever on anything, this 501(c)(3) "Church" is not totally tax deductible. Odd indeed!

      Since 501(c)(3) tax-exempt organizations are religions, I apparently have been a Priest of a church of youth Ice Hockey, a priest of an Amateur Radio religion, and a priest and founding member of an amateur astronomy religion. Who knew? I sure didn't!

      As humans, we seek explanations, stake our identity in our beliefs, and pursue fellowship with those who share them.

      And some of us actively seek to discriminate against those who do not share our beliefs. And some of us become very upset when we decide that elimination of our discrimination is discrimination aginst us.

      I know of at least one secular group in my city that explicitly claims to be a church ("The Church of Beethoven").

      Yeah, here they are: http://churchofbeethoven.org/

      Seriously man, are you actually saying that the Church of Beethovan is a separate religion? They say nothing about their personal beliefs.

      Good day sir, Hard to argue with a person that claims 501(c)(3) organizations are religions, and that the Church of Beethoven is likewise religion. Other than you are wrong, yet do not take telling. Such faith is commendable.

      I said, Good Day!

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    52. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Finally, the faithful tend to think about their particular deity all the time.

      In the pride of his face the wicked does not seek him; all his thoughts are, "There is no God."

      Yeay verily, who among us has not had the good fortune of being born in the place chosen by god to expound the one true belief?

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    53. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Cut it any way you want it but atheism is just as much a BELIEF as theism is.

      Nope - you are just not capable of seeing it any other way.

      People who have a belief in say, the exact word of god as given to man in the form of the King James Bible cannot have any other belief.

      On th eother hand, I have confidence in matters. That means that if I say, have confidence that we cannot harness zero point energy, I'm pretty darn sure that we can't.

      But if someone comes along, and proves that we can, I'll abandon my confidence that we cannot in the face of evidence.

      That is something that can be easily seen in the Theory of Evolution, where despite all evidence to the contrary, despite the entire field od biology and modern medicine validating Evolution, and despite physics validating it, there are still peopple who have great faith theat th world is some 6000 years old.

      You just cannot understand the difference in mindset of people who need absolute unshakable belief, and people who have confidence in things, yet are able to change their minds as new evidence comes forth.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    54. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Jacob did not get let off the hook for his behavior. He spent most of his early adult life in exile away from his father Isaac's house due to his deception. If you care, read Genesis 27.

    55. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are "curses" real or fictional? Leviticus says children who curse their parents should be put to death.

      Also, Leviticus is not just Hebrew law, its Christian law too. Jesus said so many times himself. Unless, of course, you don't take everything Jesus said seriously.

    56. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

      In a thousand years we will be still serving God, and you will be at the bottom of the lake of fire. This is of course of your own choosing. There's still hope for you, you just have to repent.

      By repent here you really mean take on the meme-complex...

      Don't you see you have fallen for the equivalent of a chain letter? Same exact outline:

      Promise rich rewards for spreading the meme-complex.
      Threaten dire consequences for ignoring.

      It is obvious if you spend a moment in honest self-reflection

    57. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because some atheists derive enough pleasure from ridiculing religion that they can argue as passionately as a crusader doesn't mean they have faith. Any atheist will tell you that even they are convinced that religion is rubbish they'll readily believe in one just as soon as there is a good reason to do so.

    58. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2

      It is no accident that the alleged god takes on attributes of megalomaniac warlord/monarch.

    59. Re: "it was used for children's writing exercises" by brasselv · · Score: 1

      atheism does not require believing anything of the sort. why you say that?

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    60. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by khallow · · Score: 1

      That's an strongly worded and woefully misdirected effort. If something is unknowable, then it's not worth the brain cells to talk about it. All this talk of hypocrisy is pointless since you haven't shown the earlier poster was inconsistent in any way.

    61. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Also, Leviticus is not just Hebrew law, its Christian law too. Jesus said so many times himself. Unless, of course, you don't take everything Jesus said seriously.

      [Citation needed]

      Seriously, though... this is a very, very simplistic interpretation of what Jesus "said." For example, what exactly did Jesus mean when He said that He didn't "come to abolish the law, but to fulfill it." And, of course, if you take the NT to also be accurate, then you have to deal with all of Paul's writings on the law, which are ... voluminous. And enlightening, as Paul often wrote to non-Jews, whereas Jesus was talking to Jews. Rightly interpreting what Jesus said, and why, requires knowing who He was talking to, why He came... well, and more, heh. He didn't just randomly show up and start speaking nice morals to a global human audience.

    62. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      What we've really found is that we need to reject the God of the Gaps to make progress in science and engineering. If we call something a miracle, we can't learn anything about the world from it, since a miracle by definition is an exception to the laws of the Universe. If we reject the idea of a miracle and try to figure out what physically happened to create that effect, we might learn something. Over time, those "might learn something"s add up, while the "cant learn anything"s keep summing to zero.

      There's still a great many things we don't understand, and undoubtedly a greater number of things we don't know well enough to realize we don't understand them. There's still lots of room for a God of the Gaps. What causes the Universe to expand? We figure what's going on, and make up a label "dark energy" to define what we mean by it if we ever learn anything significant about it. No physicist says that it's just that God wants the Universe to expand for some ineffable purpose, because every physicist realizes, perhaps not consciously, that that sort of reasoning goes nowhere.

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    63. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      For all you or I know, God did do it. It won't stop us from assuming it was a perfectly natural phenomenon and trying to figure what it was.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    64. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      A lot of people also seem to reject the idea that the Universe is basically more complicated than they can imagine (typically without trying to understand it), and God is a nice convenient three-letter placeholder to prevent the necessity of trying to learn something or appreciate the wonder of the Universe.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    65. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      A lot of religious people focus on the joy and love rather than the fear. Religion can be very good for your emotional health and ability to cope. I often think wistfully that it would be very nice to have a church with a theology I could actually believe in. However, I am the person that a possibly existing God hypothetically made, and I'm not going to find such a church.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    66. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      So what are females of your religion good for? Isn't keeping them out of the priesthood at least a little cruel?

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    67. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that God condones treachery or deception, it's that God is the God of Order. God is going to honor the system of generational blessings that he put in place. He didn't like the manner of deception that Jacob used and Jacob didn't continue his life without consequences. A principle of humanity is that patterns rule our lives and Jacob experienced a pattern of deception that mirrors his own deception. Now God is also a God of mercy and redemption. In the bible, God is shown that he is willing to correct and liberate those who are willing to repent to him. Jacob is an example of this happening. God can make good things happen out of bad situations but these things happen in his own timing and his own plans.

    68. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair not all religions actually believe that.
      It's mainly the Abrihamic ones that painted themselves into a comer claiming there was only the one god.

      The most other religions tend to be more about how awesome their god(s) is/are and not really invested in the idea that your god doesn't exist so much as isn't as cool as theirs (unless your god is close enough to theirs that they can reasonably appropriate it for themselves adding to the coolness of theirs overall pantheon)

    69. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > (in the fairy tale usually by his own feats, in the Bible it's usually divine intervention that helps him)

      In an actual 'Fairy' tale, it is often intervention by supernatural being(s) (Fairy, elves, etc) that helps. That is why they are called 'fairytales'.

    70. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds good unless you keep reading to the next verse of Matthew 5:

              “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass the law until all is accomplished. Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.” — Matthew 5:17-19

      also:

              “It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid.” (Luke 16:17)

      What law do you think he was talking about? Even if you interpret "fulfill" to mean that Christians aren't required to follow the law then it is clear that the law hasn't been fulfilled yet because the heaven and earth have not yet passed away and much is yet to be accomplished. If Jesus was telling the truth then if Paul taught anything to the contrary then he is considered least among those in heaven.

      Jesus said god is eternal and unchanging. But he changed his mind about the laws and the covenant? Could it be that the bible, ostensibly the most important message of the omnipotent creator of the universe, is not consistent or unambiguous because it's an ordinary book written by ordinary people and contains no divine inspiration whatsoever?

    71. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's worse than dressing up in a silly hat and dress, wandering down the isle of a medieval building swinging around a smoking metal doohickey while speaking in a dead language and handing out bits of stale bread and wine... how, exactly?

      At least the ageing treckie doesn't imagine his obsession was real. Give it a few generations.

    72. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did you put scare quotes around the word said? Jesus didn't say it? Those are direct quotes of Jesus from the Bible. The Light, The Lord, The Son of God!

      If you truly believed that eternal life/suffering was on the line then I have a hard time understanding why you would risk it with a nuanced interpretation, just so you could avoid following some inconvenient rules during this short life time. It's simple, follow all of the rules and you're guaranteed eternal paradise. Don't follow them and maybe you'll go to paradise or maybe you'll get eternal suffering? What kind of gamble is that? Jesus also said it's easier for a camel/rope to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven so clearly it takes more than just accepting Jesus or making him your personal savior or whatever.

    73. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      "And He who made kittens put snakes in the grass"

      Something had to eat all those kittens, or we'd be overrun.

    74. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Stinky+Cheese+Man · · Score: 1

      An atheist is his own deity.

    75. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      An atheist is his own deity.

      Since when?

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    76. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Which frankly is all the faction and outright fairy tales in all religious tomes are really any use for.

      I assume you refer to Episodes 1-3. Or did you mean Voyager?

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    77. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      I'm an omnist, you insensitive clod.

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    78. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      All that is required for being an atheist is a lack of belief in a god. That doesn't keep you from believing in any other bullshit story (there's plenty of atheists that believe in aliens).

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    79. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by mcswell · · Score: 1

      I suppose an actor on a stage doesn't _need_ an audience, either; he could applaud himself. Now there are certainly actors who act for the income (many of them are in Hollywood), and there are actors who act out of a desire to have others applaud them (Nero is said to have been one such). But I've seen plenty of people on stage who were there because they genuinely liked to entertain people, and receive the applause graciously; and for many of them, it doesn't go to build up their egos, rather they get enjoyment out of making other people happy.

      I'm not saying God is an entertainer, but I also don't think he has an ego maniacal need for someone to glorify him, and he certainly doesn't do it for the money (since he owns everything he created already). But that leaves plenty of other possibilities. For instance, there are some things in the world that many people from across the religious-to-atheist spectrum would agree are admirable (in some sense): the universe, the Grand Canyon, Mt Rainier, a flower... And admiring them does us some good, like getting our mind off ourselves. At least from a Christian (and Jewish, and I think Islamic) perspective, admiring God is admiring the one who created such beauty. And I see nothing wrong with it.

    80. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      "Scare quotes" were because simply saying what they said (the words) and leaving it at that doesn't necessarily indicate what they meant by those words.

      Paul said "that stinks." Paul "said" it, but Paul actually meant "that is an unfortunate turn of events," not "that is unpleasant to my olfactory nerves" (or whatever it is that transfers smells in the nose, I'm not actually sure if their nerves now that I think about it, heh).

    81. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      This is a very ... complicated matter. Hopefully I speak somewhat clearly. Errr... type.

      Not one will pass away "until all is accomplished." And to be honest, I'm not sure what exactly Jesus is referring to there, but it "accomplish" sounds rather similar to "fulfill." Perhaps Jesus is talking about what He came to accomplish? But at this point, He is still giving the Jews a chance to *not* reject Him. He's talking as if He is not going to die, as if He actually will be accepted as the Jewish Messiah by the Jews.

      Also, it is important to see who He is talking to. In Luke, He's talking to the pharisees. Justifying their own faults (REAL faults, according to the actual law) while simultaneously trying to make sure everyone else kept not just the Law, but the traditions.

      This is why the rest of the NT is important, understanding why Jesus came (super short version, He came to Israel as their Messiah under/in the Old Covenant; but He was rejected, and a New Covenant was made that was not specific to Israel... hence the rest of the NT). Under the old covenant with Israel, what Jesus said totally makes sense. You can't say you don't have to follow parts of the Law. Furthermore, you can't wiggle around it like the pharisees (hey, I didn't sin! I mean I was angry enough to WANT to kill my brother, but I didn't, so I'm innocent of the law!).

      But, yes, that changed. Jesus was rejected. Jesus still fulfilled the law. Paul, in Romans, goes through great lengths to discuss this, going back to what the law was even there for to begin with. The author of Hebrews does, as well. Paul even mentions that the Jews rejected Jesus so that salvation would be extended to the gentiles. In other words, since the Jews rejected Jesus as Messiah, a new covenant was made that was NOT with Israel specifically, and thus all can come, and without going through the Old Covenant (hence the lack of circumcision being necessary, as Paul makes pretty clear in ... now I forget which epistle).

      For a Jew living in the Old Covenant, to say that one of God's covenant laws was not necessary? Blasphemy, pretty much.

      "Unchanging" does not refer to God's methods or actions, it refers to His character. Unchanging, faithful, true, those would all be very related words. It doesn't mean that how God acts or deals with men doesn't change. Clearly, that has changed, since Israel was not around since the beginning of time.

    82. Re:"it was used for children's writing exercises" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like Paul is exactly the kind of person Jesus warned you about.

  4. Re:NOT the King James Bible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed... KJV is problematic on so many levels, not the least of which is the tortured interpretation of baptism (since KJ was never baptized by immersion he changed the definition to fit what he had actually done).

  5. Extra column of text? by Coisiche · · Score: 0

    What might it say?

    Scribes annotation - "We can probably get the children to believe this, maybe even their children but I think the joke will be over by the time the children's children's children are born.

  6. Irony, you keep using that word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ironically, a book that begins with God's instructions for burnt offerings.

    It would have been irony if the burnt book contained instructions on fire prevention.
    Now it's just coincidence.

    1. Re:Irony, you keep using that word by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      It's Leviticus, so it actually does contain paragraphs on giving burnt offerings to God.

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    2. Re:Irony, you keep using that word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That makes it at most coincidental funny (=Alanis irony).
      To qualify for irony, there needs to be a contradiction, either literary or situational.
      For example, if it contained paragraphs on giving non-burnt offerings to God, that would make it ironic.

  7. Give them a place to be ... by evanh · · Score: 1

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... ... and they'll just fill the space. That's life for ya.

  8. Preference Page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any resemblance between the characters in this novel and any persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

  9. Crummy by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 0

    "It says 'D-r-I-n-k...M-o-r-e...O-v-a-l-t'. aw, man!"

  10. A shopping list by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Pound pastrami
    can kraut
    six bagels - brig home for Emma

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    1. Re:A shopping list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and a pound of bacon!

  11. Separating the message from the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    At least among many American Buddhist secular writers, there is Buddha's teachings - mindfulness, Four Noble Truths, Eight Fold Path, things like that.

    Then there are the myths - the stories how he met people and taught them, teaching gods lessons, etc .... And quite a few do get that.

    At least among the loudest of the religions of Abraham, they have failed to distinguish between the teachings of their religion and the myths and stories that are supposed to illustrate those teachings through metaphor and analogy. And many times with disastrous consequences. The fault of that lies squarely with their clergy - many of whom are using their religion as a method of attaining power over the masses.

    1. Re:Separating the message from the story by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      These religions also tend to pick up temporary or local beliefs and practices and fossilize them in made-up dogma. I know a Muslim who says he didn't realize what Islam was until he came to the US and found it without all the tribal superstitions.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  12. How much do they vary? by Khomar · · Score: 4, Informative

    You make an assertion that there are "dramatic" changes in the text, but is that true?

    Here is an example of analysis of the Great Isaiah Scroll from the Dead Sea scroll find. It dates to 200 B.C., only 500 years after Isaiah wrote the original and over one thousand years older than the previously used manuscript (used in the King James Version of the Bible).

    Is that a "dramatic" change the closer you get?

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    1. Re:How much do they vary? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      If you want dramatic change, you have to translate it to a different language.

      The joke is that the Old Testament we have today is probably closer to the original text than the New one.

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    2. Re:How much do they vary? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You make an assertion that there are "dramatic" changes in the text, but is that true?

      This is a good point. The Hebrew text of the Bible is remarkably stable in copies dating back almost 2000 years. Anyone who has spent time tracing families of manuscript sources in, for example, medieval Europe will realize how unstable many sources are compared to the Hebrew text. Copyists in most medieval treatises frequently made errors or omissions or even inserted their own variations, corrections, or commentary.

      That said, rabbis are pretty aware of the variations in ancient sources --- perhaps most notably, the differences between the Masoretic text (the standard Hebrew edition dating to medieval times) and the Septuagint (an ancient translation of the Hebrew text into Greek), as well as the Samaritan Pentateuch (a rendering in the Samaritan alphabet of the first books of the Bible, which has lots of mostly minor variants). These variants are important to rabbinical commentary and exegesis.

    3. Re:How much do they vary? by hackertourist · · Score: 2

      One of the reasons the Hebrew text was stable was because they used checksums when copying. Each letter in the Hebrew alphabet is also used as a number. That made it easy to calculate checksums for each line of text.

    4. Re:How much do they vary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Point out a difference in actual theological doctrine that would result from a cited variant translation, and your comment might step up from pointless.

      Until then, enjoy your "joke" until evolution comes along to eliminate you, rendering your post here and every other thing you ever say or do totally irrelevant. But then, you're pretty much there already.

    5. Re:How much do they vary? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 5, Informative

      One of the reasons the Hebrew text was stable was because they used checksums when copying. Each letter in the Hebrew alphabet is also used as a number. That made it easy to calculate checksums for each line of text.

      Actually, there were a number of reasons for the stability. The "checksums," as you put it, were more associated with medieval Kabbalistic practices that date from probably more than a millennium after the "stable" version had basically been established. (And I'm not sure any scribes actually did this sort of "checksumming" in this way on any scale; only the "Bible code" wackos today seem to think so.)

      Instead, you had a confluence of a number of factors:

      (1) A tremendous set of ritualistic requirements for copying came about at a very early stage, which made copying the Torah distinct from any other scribal task. Scribes were required to take extra care with everything from ink quality to page layout. And they were to make verbal checks when copying every word, as well as other various checks (but mostly involved counting words and letters, not "summing" them).

      (2) A rabbinical tradition was already in place nearly 2000 years ago which created a giant commentary on top of the actual text. Rabbis emphasized that even a single error in a single letter could create problems in accurate commentary, and the commentary itself often depended on tiny details of wording. (Remember all those stories of Jesus where he criticizes the "elders" and such for paying too much attention to details of the text so they forgot the broader meaning... that's what he was talking about. It was a new fad at that time, which caught on.) Hence, even if an error in copying occurred in the text, you could spot it by the fact that it disagreed with the commentaries by learned rabbis. (It's sort of like if you had documentation for code that explained every single operation in detail. Even if the original code became corrupted, you could reconstruct it from the documentation.)

      (3) Finally, you had the fact that a lot of Jews were slaughtered by the Romans and other folks in the early centuries of the first millennium, around the time many of these exacting traditions had developed. Thus, any competing editions/variants were likely to be lost (burned down with synagogues, etc.), with only a few official copies preserved. Those few copies -- whatever their source -- then became the dominant text once the others had been lost.

      So yeah, scribes could check the text in many ways, but there were various events and ideologies that helped that process along.

    6. Re:How much do they vary? by mcswell · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's a new definition of "easy" :-).

      (I'm not disagreeing about whether they did it, I'm just amazed that they succeeded!)

    7. Re:How much do they vary? by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      The joke is that the Old Testament we have today is probably closer to the original text than the New one.

      That isn't true, for any reasonable definition of "original". The majority of the New Testament (i.e. everything which isn't the gospels) seems reasonably intact, given the history of its transmission. Sure, in most cases we don't know who wrote it, when, or why, but that's beside the point.

      Having said that, it's hard to say what you mean by "original". Job and Jonah are a case in point. The Jonah story is almost certainly fairly close to what the original author intended, given the lack of alternative readings. The epic poem of Job, however, shows a lot of evidence of editing. We're missing half of one of the dialogues, and at least one of the monologues, the prologue, and the epilogue, were added later, possibly at different points. Oh, and then there's the Documentary Hypothesis.

      So you do need to be clear on what you mean by "original". When it comes to very ancient texts, there probably is no such thing.

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    8. Re:How much do they vary? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      One that comes to my mind without looking stuff up would probably be the "end of an age" - "end of the world" translation error in the KJV. Maybe that's why people in the US fear the second coming while everyone else is waiting anxiously for it. It was corrected in the NKJV in 79, but apparently it was too late.

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  13. Google "God of the gaps" by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    Says it all really.

  14. Who's reviewing the scrolls? by rlp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who's reviewing the scrolls? Top men ...

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  15. The Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20 by Mr+Foobar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

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  16. WWJD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus would probably have preferred the CT scan to be used to help a sick person who couldn't afford one.

    1. Re:WWJD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps, but He is just as likely to have preferred that His followers today be full of the Holy Spirit and willing to do the work of the Father in using the gifts of the Spirit so that the sick person was made well without resorting to medicine at all. Jn. 4:34 Jesus saith unto them, My meat is to do the will of him that sent me, and to finish his work. 4:35 Say not ye, There are yet four months, and then cometh harvest? behold, I say unto you, Lift up your eyes, and look on the fields; for they are white already to harvest.

  17. Like the taliban do now with the quran then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "its Hebrew style is so simple and repetitive that it was used for children's writing exercises."

    Like the taliban do now with the quran then?

    1. Re:Like the taliban do now with the quran then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "its Hebrew style is so simple and repetitive that it was used for children's writing exercises."

      Like the taliban do now with the quran then?

      The scroll is burnt, like people with sense do now with the quran

  18. And they discovered that Slashdot has gone to Hell by davmoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This thread is a perfect example of what's becoming of Slashdot. Instead of comments and insights on the awesome science and tech it took to read an up-to-now unreadable ancient document, almost every comment here is a comment about whether religion is fact or fiction and is *completely* off topic. The science behind this is pretty amazing, and could lead to being able to read other ancient burned documents like those found at Herculaneum from the time of its destruction by Vesuvius. But you people are apparently more interested in bashing religion than celebrating actual science and technical advances.

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  19. Re:And they discovered that Slashdot has gone to H by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sadly, yes.
    But on page two there's an ad for a sale at Penny's.

  20. I'd be far more interested in what comes next by DrXym · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seales says he's working on hundreds of scorched scrolls uncovered from Herculaneum. To me that would be a FAR more interesting project. They might discover lost Greek texts or other works of antiquity. Even if its just tax returns, local ordinances or mundane records related to daily life it would still be interesting.

    1. Re:I'd be far more interested in what comes next by jandersen · · Score: 2

      They might discover lost Greek texts or other works of antiquity

      Or much more interesting: Etruscan texts, of which there woefully few. The Estruscan language appears to be unrelated to any other known language, from the very few inscriptions we do have.

    2. Re:I'd be far more interested in what comes next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you will find many scrolls regarding the security of the embassy of Euesperides missing.

    3. Re:I'd be far more interested in what comes next by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      They might discover lost Greek texts or other works of antiquity

      Or much more interesting: Etruscan texts, of which there woefully few. The Estruscan language appears to be unrelated to any other known language, from the very few inscriptions we do have.

      If only we could find Caludius' lost works of the Estruscan history and Dictionary.

    4. Re:I'd be far more interested in what comes next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The timing of the library's burial is such that it's possible - Claudius died in 54 and the eruption was in 79, so if we're lucky...

      Pretty much anything new - and there'll be a lot of new with a find like that - is going to be awesome, but that's the one at the top of my wishlist.

    5. Re:I'd be far more interested in what comes next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything that has come out of the Villa of the Papyri that has been legible has been minor commentaries on Epicurean philosophy, so the likelihood of new major works is not great, but anything could happen.

      The location is also notable for producing a famous statue of a satyr fucking a goat.

  21. Re:And they discovered that Slashdot has gone to H by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The obvious conclusion is that we need to get rid of the reddit atheist kiddies who feel the need to shit up every decent discussion with their euphoric fedoras.

  22. What's the deal with Ovaltine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what's the deal with Ovaltine? The jar is round...the mug is round...it should be called 'Round-tine'. That's GOLD, Jerry!

  23. Re:And they discovered that Slashdot has gone to H by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 3, Informative

    The science behind this is pretty amazing, and could lead to being able to read other ancient burned documents like those found at Herculaneum from the time of its destruction by Vesuvius.

    Just to note -- the computer techniques for reconstructing text from scrolls here were actually developed within a project for analyzing the scrolls from the Villa of the Papyri at Herculaneum. This biblical scroll application was just another use of this computer analysis technique, showing its power to deal with even very badly burned and less intact fragments.

  24. Re:And they discovered that Slashdot has gone to H by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And you can't even blame it on the un-numbered masses, most of the dogma-trolling is coming from registered users who are doing it to farm karma from other registered dogma-trolls.

  25. Re:And they discovered that Slashdot has gone to H by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

    This thread is a perfect example of what's becoming of Slashdot.

    So, start a subthread on the technology. Seems like a way to get people talking about technology.

    Slashdot has a seriously diverse readership. In any given topic, you'll get the usual suspects

    The clueless noobs who are still learning.

    The trolls

    The "Get off my lawn" crowd, who probably are suffering from testosterone deprivation.

    People who are actually interested.

    Since this tech was introduced in reference to an ancient burnt Middle Eastern scroll, and it turned out to be Leviticus, of all things, its simply going to attract a diverse audience.

    Now if we wanted to deal with a less flamebaity version of the same, since the NatGeo article is pretty devoid of the technology, try this: http://www.livescience.com/560...

    We can't control others, only ourselves. There in that link is the start of a technology discussion.

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  26. Maybe ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... I can use this technology to read my collection of Playboy magazines. Where the pages are stuck together.

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  27. Terrific breakthrough by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    This technology can be used to read truly interesting documents, like e.g. charred scrolls in Pompey. This document in particular, as it turns out to be the case, is of relatively low interest.

  28. 'Holy' arc? by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    There's no such thing in archeology or any other science.

    1. Re:'Holy' arc? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure there is. It was created by woodworms.

  29. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    these scrolls were written by Jesus! I don't know how people can claim he didn't exist. Maybe in a few thousand years, people will claim Linux Torvaldes didn't exist either!

  30. Re:And they discovered that Slashdot has gone to H by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreed. But for those who've walked away from faith because of some of the arguments presented here, I implore you to check out this recent series of talks by Andy Stanley: http://whoneedsgod.com/

  31. The body of Christ by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    America has a nuclear attack submarine named the USS Corpus Christi, which means "body of Christ". What would Jesus think about that?

    1. Re:The body of Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He'd blow it up.

    2. Re:The body of Christ by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      He may think that it's named after Corpus Christi, Texas.

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    3. Re: The body of Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was my first thought lol.

    4. Re:The body of Christ by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      He'd be right to think so. City names have been used for nuclear attack subs since Los Angeles (which is not named after Angels).

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  32. Re:And they discovered that Slashdot has gone to H by KBentley57 · · Score: 1

    I'd like to offer a counter point to your argument. The tech used here to reveal the text locked into the burnt scroll is amazing, but not necessarily new. MRI decoding of documents has been demonstrated before, and while painstakingly tedious no doubt, doesn't represent a "new" breakthrough. The difference in this case, is that we aren't recovering an 8 year old tax return of Joe the Plummer, we're recovering a document that is of historical significance to a significant portion of the population of the world. Since there is no new technology to debate, we're left discussing the significance of the findings, which is pretty much null since we already have the book of Leviticus. Since there's no new tech, and no new findings, I guess we're left with a discussion of "why is it significant to have these writings at all", ie the debate of whether or not religion is necessary or factual in the first place. So while it's easy to classify all things not related to the discovery of room temperature superconductors as redditt fodder, I think you're missing the point of what /. is in the first place, a place for discussion among tech-minded people, about things that more or less relate to tech.

  33. To put it another way... by Viol8 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... Atheism is a religion in the same way that NOT playing football is a sport.

    1. Re:To put it another way... by painandgreed · · Score: 2

      ... Atheism is a religion in the same way that NOT playing football is a sport.

      Yes, yes, but we're pretty much just as sick of people telling how superior they are by not liking football as we are as by the people who constantly rant how they love football. Same goes for not stamp collecting and other hobbies.

    2. Re:To put it another way... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      ... Atheism is a religion in the same way that NOT playing football is a sport.

      Yes, yes, but we're pretty much just as sick of people telling how superior they are by not liking football as we are as by the people who constantly rant how they love football. Same goes for not stamp collecting and other hobbies.

      I grew up in a town where religion had a stranglhold on us. No Sunday stores open, No legally required sex education, Anything that showed the earth might be older than 6000 years removed form the curriculum, priests who liked to fuck little boys, And even without getting sexually abused, daily reminders of how you were going to hell if you didn't toe the line, I'd like to apologize for your inconvenience of people who are sick and tired of your shit.

      The religious can dish it out, but they cannot take it.

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    3. Re:To put it another way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NOT playing football is a sport in the small town proud of their football teams and apprehensive to those who don't want to participate the effort. "Look, there comes the non-footballing nerd. Get him!" Then the NON footballer gets a lot of physical exercise, mostly running but sometimes boxing.

  34. It says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  35. cretin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Printouts of Hilary's emails?

    try again when you learn to spell

  36. Summary Misses Crucial Detail of Discovery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The contents of the scrolls, a few chapters of Leviticus, date from the end of the Dead Sea Scroll period, maybe a one or two hundred years after the Dead Sea Scroll, and so are ancient. What's amazing, and no one in the comments really mentions, is that the text exactly matches the same chapters in the modern day leviticus text used by Jews - similar to the Leviticus text in the Dead Sea Scrolls. What this means is that as far as we now know, the modern Torah as used by Jews has not substantially changed in over 2000 years. We'll know more when the rest of the Ein Gedi scrolls are subject to the process.

    Because so much of human history revolves around religion until modern times, discovery of proof that the hebrew bible has not changed significantly in the past 2000 years would be immensely important, and not just because Christianity and Islam were founded on the basis of ancient Judaism and wouldn't exist without it. If it's discovered that the modern hebrew bible was the same as in the time of the formation of early Christianity it would be a significant boon to understanding and analyzing early Christianity, not too mention discussion of how the fundamental religious document was preserved almost perfectly over 2000 years, and also may shed new light on the early origins of the hebrew bible as well.

    Incidentally, there are alternative viewpoints to the idea that the Dead Sea Scroll and Ein Gedi documents were from a minority sect (Essenes). Some academics believe instead that the Dead Sea Scroll trove in particular was a refuge for documents collected from all over Judea for protection of the books in the wake of the Jewish-Roman wars.

    Quoting from http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/09/scholars-use-x-rays-to-read-ancient-biblical-text-for-the-first-time/:

    Once Seales and his team had this visualization, they still weren't sure what they had. None of them read Hebrew, so they waited with some excitement while Shor and her colleagues analyzed the text. It turned out that the scroll contained the first two chapters of Leviticus, which coincidentally deal with burnt offerings. What's incredible about these chapters, according to archaeologist Emanuel Tov, is that they are virtually identical to medieval Masoretic Text, written hundreds of years later. The En-Gedi scroll even duplicates the exact paragraph breaks seen later in the medieval Hebrew. The only difference between the two is that ancient Hebrew had no vowels, so these were added in the Middle Ages.

    Tov called it "100 percent identical with the medieval texts, both in its consonants and in its paragraph divisions." He added, "The same central stream of Judaism that used this Levitical scroll in one of the early centuries of our era was to continue using it until the late Middle Ages when printing was invented... the scroll brings the good news that the ancient source of the medieval text did not change for 2,000 years." In other words, the Jewish community managed to retain some of the exact wording in passages from their biblical texts over centuries, despite massive cultural upheavals and changes to their languages.

    Archaeologist Michael Segal said the En-Gedi scroll "teaches us that the [biblical] text that we have that is used today as the traditional text is a very ancient text in all of its details." He cautioned that of course only the consonants are the same, and we have yet to read the rest of the En-Gedi scrolls. Still, this scroll provides strong evidence that today's Tanakh "already existed in a standardized form in the first century C.E."

    Also, see: http://www.timesofisrael.com/3d-tech-proves-hebrew-bible-unchanged-for-2000-years/

  37. Re:And they discovered that Slashdot has gone to H by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    TBH the media leads with this. When Mother Theresa was sainted recently, the lead NPR story mentioned it then a few sentences later launched into the "raging controversy going on in her town" over her, which consisted of an ancient bitchfest by Christopher Hitchens, and a guy who wrote a book six years ago.

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  38. Re:And they discovered that Slashdot has gone to H by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    There was an article not too long ago about this technique.

    In the Neal Stephenson book Reamde, they use a technique where a shredded sprays a book up into the air, where high speed cameras digitize each piece of confetti and then computers reassemble the pieces jigsaw-wise and OCR it.

    This technique is even more advanced.

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  39. Re:And they discovered that Slashdot has gone to H by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This thread is a perfect example of what's becoming of Slashdot. Instead of comments and insights on the awesome science and tech it took to read an up-to-now unreadable ancient document, almost every comment here is a comment about whether religion is fact or fiction and is *completely* off topic. The science behind this is pretty amazing, and could lead to being able to read other ancient burned documents like those found at Herculaneum from the time of its destruction by Vesuvius. But you people are apparently more interested in bashing religion than celebrating actual science and technical advances.

    This just in! Inflammatory comments on the internet draw more attention and replies. News at 11.

  40. Re:And they discovered that Slashdot has gone to H by approachingZero+ · · Score: 1

    I hadn't noticed how crappy it's really got, you're right.

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  41. Good job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like a week ago it was a big deal that MIT (and GTech) claimed they could do this to a book, yet another team just did this on something important and practically succeeded.
    So seems like the previous one really as a lot of PR and fluff?

  42. The scroll said... by sucko · · Score: 0

    that BSD is dying.

  43. You have your logic backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RE: yet to meet one that doesn't make positive claims that many things from holy books did not and could not have happened

    It is those making the claims for miracles and the like who are making positive claims and who must provide evidence.

    Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

  44. Fun facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1) There are two words for Hell in the greek language (Hades, Tartarus). Jesus never once said either one of them. He sometimes used the valley of Gehenna (which was right on the edge of the city of Jerusalem, and used as the city dump) in his metaphors, but the translators decided to change that to "hell." This isn't a translation..."Gehenna" does not and never did mean "hell" in any language. This is a changing of what he said, which has become codified as the standard in nearly all English translations of the Bible. When you stay true to the text, it is obvious that Jesus is not establishing a doctrine of literal everlasting torture, but is just using the city dump in a metaphor to say something about morality.

    2) The greek word used to refer to God's dwelling place means "sky." Just "sky." It has been translated to "heaven" to make it sound more spiritual.

    3) The greek word translated as "spirit" and sometimes "ghost" just means "breath." It is a simple word, common use, nothing technical or mysterious about it. It just means breath. Also, it is gender-neutral, and the pronouns used to refer to it are gender neutral. In English the holy breath (rendered "holy spirit") is referred to as "he", but in greek it really says "it." These changes make it sound like a person, but the greek text absolutely does not.

    4) The greek word translated as "savior" (and "save") really just means "heal." Every time you see phrases like "Jesus the savior" or "Jesus saves us all" it would be more accurately translated "Jesus the healer" and "Jesus heals us all." But, in order to better fit the doctrines of the roman church, the rendering is slanted.

    5) The greek word translated as "believe" really means "trust." It is a very emotional word, and not an intellectual word. All these passages about "those who believe in him" make it sound like one must take a strict intellectual position in order to be part of the kingdom of heaven, but an honest rendering of the text gives one a whole lot more elbow room to interpret what they are talking about.

    6) Jesus said, in the Gospel of Luke, that the Kingom of heaven is not here or there, but is within you. Many translations have twisted this verse to say "among" or other variants, to try and obscure the fact that Jesus simply came clean about the fact that the "kingdom of heaven" is just a metaphor for a state of mind.

    Christianity is not based on the Bible. The Bible is full of misleading translations to twist it to fit Christian doctrines, most of which were cooked up by utterly corrupt politicians, centuries after Jerusalem was sacked.

    1. Re: Fun facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny I always thought Jesus probably spoke Judeo Aramaic (Hebrew Aramaic creol) with his other Jewish disciples not Greek the language of the foreign occupying power. It amuses me deeply that they then translated whatever he said into Greek, and then to Latin then to whatever. Then essentially made him a Greek half man half god thing like Hercules on a Semitic substrate.

    2. Re: Fun facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is possible that Jesus also spoke Greek. But there isn't much evidence suggesting that he did. But the oldest surviving copies of the Gospels are all in Greek, so that's what we have to go on.

      All of the Gospels were, of course, written decades after the fact. Their authorship is disputable, given that the best sources we have are bishops from a few hundred years later. So the degree to which Jesus is quoted with any accuracy is extremely questionable.

      The popular notion that God used his divine influence to ensure accurate rendering is not itself Biblical (since the singular verse used to support this notion actually says "All scripture is God-breathed and profitable for study," which may not ever have been intended to mean "the Bible (which hasn't even been assembled yet) is free of errors." And anyway, facts like the ones presented in the prior post clearly demonstrate how inaccuracy has crept into the scriptures (and there is plenty more where that came from...Wikipedia has plenty of information about parts of the Bible that were added later, for example).

      So, most of Christiandom mistakenly believes that their doctrines come from the Bible, and further mistakenly believe that their English translation is very accurate, and further mistakenly believe that the original texts are reliable accounts of certain and trustworthy authorship.

      Far from putting their faith in God, they are actually putting their faith in an army of humans, most of whom had ulterior motives.

    3. Re: Fun facts by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Aka syriac. The same language all of those refugees that Donald Trump wants to keep out of the country speak.

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    4. Re: Fun facts by mcswell · · Score: 1

      "All of the Gospels were, of course, written decades after the fact." We don't know that, although it is a common supposition. The twin books of the Gospel of Luke and Acts (of the Apostles) ends rather abruptly with Paul imprisoned in Rome. That would indeed have been a couple-three decades after the fact. The gospel of Mark was probably written well before Luke, although how much earlier is unclear. It's hard to imagine the early church being founded around Jesus, and not bothering to write down the story of who this Jesus guy was.

      It's not clear when the gospel of Matthew was written; probably after Mark, and given that its audience seems to have been more Jewish than Gentile (unlike Luke), and that the Jewish church was probably on the wane by the time of Luke/ Acts, I'd at least guess that Matthew preceded Luke. The gospel according to John was almost certainly later, perhaps as late as AD 90.

      "So the degree to which Jesus is quoted with any accuracy is extremely questionable." That assumes that there were no precursors to the gospels. Unknown, although there was a tradition dating to ~AD 130 from Papias, that "Matthew compiled the sayings in the Aramaic language, and everyone translated them as well as he could." If that is true, then my guess is that this would have been done when the church was largely Aramaic-speaking, i.e. Jewish. That could have been quite early. Of course "the sayings" (of Jesus) might have been only a part of the later gospel of Matthew. (There is also a theory that most of the New Testament was written in Aramaic, although that appears to be a minority opinion.)

      "...most of Christiandom mistakenly believes that their doctrines come from the Bible, and further mistakenly believe that their English translation is very accurate..." Most of Christendom doesn't read the Bible in English, and most translations into other languages are not done from English translations (although I suppose you consider your criticism would apply to those other translations as well). And it is common to hear English-speaking pastors refer to what the Greek text "really means," although not always accurately. At any rate, anyone who wants to know what the Greek says can learn Greek and make use of the abundant tools to understand it better (including glossed interlinear text for those who don't know Greek).

    5. Re: Fun facts by mcswell · · Score: 1

      No, ancient Syriac =/= (Levantine) Arabic. Syriac is a variety of Aramaic, which is classified as a northwestern Semitic language; Arabic is classified as a central Semitic language, and largely replaced Aramaic via conquest. It is however said that there is a "substratum" of Levantine Arabic from Syriac.

    6. Re: Fun facts by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Also, even if it had not been replaced by conquest, the GP's argument makes about as much sense as claiming Americans speak German because the Angles were speaking a northwest Germanic language 1500 years ago.

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  45. It's about value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Esau "despised his birthright" (Gen 25:34 and Heb 12:16). The reason Esau wasn't blessed as the firstborn is not because he was swindled, but because he considered it of little value.
    Jacob taking advantage of someones poor judgement apparently does not merit punishment.

  46. Re:And they discovered that Slashdot has gone to H by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why? Because there are no schematics or technical details to debate or drool over. What, is everyone just supposed to go "wow! cool!"? Whoopity-doo.

  47. Ah, yes, the sins of the father rationalization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, yes, the sins of the father rationalization.

    Most of you religious brainwashed dumbfucks wouldn't recognize morality if it bit you in the ass.

    The god of the bible is a psychopath, pure and simple

    1. Re:Ah, yes, the sins of the father rationalization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not a rationalization. The sinful acts of David caused problems in his family. The whole point is that the consequences of sin are far reaching beyond just the act.

    2. Re:Ah, yes, the sins of the father rationalization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called a generational curse. It ties into generational blessings where a family of one generation possesses blessings that can be passed onto their descendants. It is by this mechanism that curses of one generation get passed onto descendants. This principle is like a double edged sword that can be super effective when used properly and self-destructive when used in a certain way.

    3. Re:Ah, yes, the sins of the father rationalization by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So, in other words, if someone is a dipshit and still has a good life, it doesn't mean that God is an asshole that favors dipshits, it means that somewhere down the line of his descendants, one of them will get punished for it.

      Yeah.

      Right.

      In other words, we just have to wait long enough until some random act happens to his son, grandson or whoever, then we can say "see, god is just".

      I'd call that bullshit, but I've called stuff that was less harebrained bullshit and hence wouldn't do it justice.

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  48. Re:gerontophile by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    I can spell. I just can't type today.

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  49. Re:And they discovered that Slashdot has gone to H by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of comments and insights on the awesome science and tech it took to read an up-to-now unreadable ancient document, almost every comment here is a comment about whether religion is fact or fiction and is *completely* off topic.

    Well, to be fair, we had those too in the "old days", but we also had interesting comments from nerds working in the field and those were upvoted instead.
    Lately I get the impression that there aren't anymore people posting that actually understand the topic, and people pretending to know something get upvoted by their peers.
    It's sad, but the "nerds" days of /. seem to be over.

  50. Re:And they discovered that Slashdot has gone to H by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That sounds like Vernor Vinge's Rainbows Edge, where the UCSD library instituted a controversial project to digitise their collection using exactly that method:

    http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/...

    (FAOD I'm not suggesting multiple authors haven't used the same idea.)

  51. Re:And they discovered that Slashdot has gone to H by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    err, *End* dammit!

  52. um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever heard of Martin Luther (the German monk, not the MLK of civil rights), and PROTESTANTS????

    In October of 1517 (in other words: this should be old news to you) Martin Luther, a Catholic monk, nailed a document to the door of a Catholic church listing 95 objections to the way Catholicism was operating and teaching. He went on to ignite the the Protestant revolution, founded the first protestant church, which came to be called the Lutheran Church, and forced the issue of translating the Bible into native languages and encouraging average people to read it instead of keeping it in Latin and in the hands of priests.

    Catholics (ONE Christian denomination) are the only Christians with celibate priests. Also, not related to "churches" but you might have intended to slime all religions: I'm unaware of any celibate Jewish leaders, and Muslims are certainly not celibate given that they hold Mohammed to be "the perfect man" to be emulated, and he had multiple wives including a child bride and was quite the advocate of raping and pillaging.

    Be careful picking and choosing Bible verses out of context. Yes, Jesus told Peter to not use a sword to defend him IN THAT PLACE and AT THAT TIME, he also affirmed the Old Testament in which God sent the ancient Israelis to war. Different times, places, and situations.

    Oddly, you then go on to claim that "today hardly an army marches out without having its weapons blessed by the priests or clerics", but you cite none. As a veteran, I'll say this: I have NEVER seen any military have its weapons blessed before heading off to battle. I presume a very different (and non-Christian) force somewhere like Iran MIGHT do it, but I've not even seen that documented. Soldiers, Sailors,Airmen, Marines, etc sometimes seek a religious blessing, depending on faith, but not the weapons.

    1. Re:um by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard of Martin Luther (the German monk, not the MLK of civil rights), and PROTESTANTS????

      I get the impression in discussions like these that most Americans haven't heard of the Eastern Orthodox churches.

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  53. Re:And they discovered that Slashdot has gone to H by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Arguing about religion is the original geek thing to do. It was the religion that hold the secret to hidden knowledge, gathered the scholars around it and upheld the culture of the community through dark times. Religion is also like a computer system that is argued to be secure. Hacking religions is like the second nature to a person interested in waking up the sleeping, or winning scholarly arguments at the Roman and Greek public squares. If Slashdot crowd is interested in issues related to technology and science, they are bound to be interested in issues related to religion and philosophy.