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People Are Drilling Holes Into Their iPhone 7 To 'Make a Headphone Jack' (craveonline.com)

TechRax -- a popular YouTuber who destroys technology for fame and riches -- has uploaded a video where he drills a hole into an iPhone 7, claiming it to be a "secret hack" to reinstall a headphone jack in the device. The only problem is that he didn't tell people it was a joke, and of course, some people fell for it. Crave Online reports: The YouTube video has amassed over 7.5 million views since being posted online last week, with it attracting 81,000 dislikes in the process. The comments section is currently torn between people who are in on the joke, people who criticize TechRax for damaging his iPhone 7, and most unfortunately, people who have tried the "hack" out for themselves. Although this is YouTube so you can never be quite sure of whether or not these folks are trolling, parsing the comments section reveals some pretty convincing complaints lobbed in TechRax's direction. It's also firmly believable that there are people dumb enough to attempt drilling a hole into their iPhone 7, which is unfortunate but that's the way the world is in 2016. You can read the comments under the YouTube video for more "convincing complaints." But as if the report didn't make it clear enough already, the video is a joke. Apple removed the headphone jack and there's no way to get it back, unless you use an adapter.

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  1. trepanning by turkeydance · · Score: 5, Funny

    has returned

  2. How is this suprising? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You have to be stupid to buy an iPhone in the first place, so how can you expect them not to be stupid enough to fall for this?

  3. huh? mine worked!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    i drilled the hole, just lime he showed in the video. you noobs just don't know how to do it.

    1. Re:huh? mine worked!! by BronsCon · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're drilling it wrong!

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  4. wtf is this? by richy+freeway · · Score: 5, Funny

    Am I on Digg?

    1. Re:wtf is this? by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

      I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike...

      C-c-c-c-combo breaker

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  5. Water Proof by WhatsAProGingrass · · Score: 3, Funny

    After you drill the hole for the 3.5mm head phone jack, you have to purchase a special iPhone plug to make it waterproof again. I'd be willing to sell you the plugs for $10 each.

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    1. Re:Water Proof by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only because you sell cheap knock-offs. I have the ORIGINAL plugs here at $50 each.

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    2. Re:Water Proof by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hopefully these come with compressed gold gas or you will be harming your listening experience when the plug is removed.

  6. Slashdot has dropped even further :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's absolutely zero proof anyone has done it bar the video. Yet it's being reported as fact?

    Between this sort of "news" and the click bait SJW stuff (no not all the discrimination is SJW) I'm wondering why I bother anymore.

    Shell of what it once was.

    1. Re:Slashdot has dropped even further :( by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's absolutely zero proof anyone has done it bar the video.

      This is the internet we're talking about. Someone's done it. Trust me, there's a lot of idiots out there.

  7. Dumbass editor... it works by RandomSurfer314 · · Score: 4, Funny

    But is not even remotely as simple as it appears from the video. You need to carefully drill the whole exactly at the place shown in the video. That's because (obviously) they only covered it up and didn't physically remove the headphone connector - why would they, costs like a few pennies, much more expensive to redesign the board. Try it out for yourself, if you do it the right way it works!

  8. Double your storage by making a hole. by kamaaina · · Score: 5, Informative

    Wait that actually was true... with floppy disks.

  9. a fool and his money. by nimbius · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you're ignorant enough to buy a $700 cellphone that comes with no headphone jack, then chances are you're ignorant enough to take a power drill to it. You'll find my sympathy somewhat lacking here.

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    1. Re:a fool and his money. by The-Ixian · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am actually somewhat surprised that these people have the necessary equipment and skill to drill a hole in such rounded surfaces

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    2. Re:a fool and his money. by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

      He skipped the part where he used a center punch and hammer.

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  10. Re:7.5 million views? by burtosis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You'd think that, that many views would tell apple that people would like the headphone jack to remain. But I know they don't care. Hopefully other manufacturers will realize this and not remove it too. Regardless, I have no plans to get a new phone until my currently 2 generation old phone dies.

    Yep just like how the non-removable battery didn't catch on. I mean how could a non-removable battery be a safety issue or cost a company billions in lost stock value?

  11. Re:So there is room for a 3.5mm jack? by fluffernutter · · Score: 5, Funny

    It would be courageous of Apple to allow people to return phones for a full refund if they didn't know it lacked this basic feature.

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  12. Re:Drill baby drill! by whoever57 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If enough gullibles drill out their iphone 7s, maybe Apple will consider putting the goddamned thing back in next time around.

    No chance in hell. Apple is going to make a fortune selling replacement AirPods.

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  13. Re:So there is room for a 3.5mm jack? by sims+2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I was surprised that It still worked (the phone not the jack) but considering it did they apparently didn't do anything with the space they saved.

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  14. Re:Drill baby drill! by BronsCon · · Score: 3, Informative

    And, apparently, replacement iPhones...

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  15. Re:So there is room for a 3.5mm jack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    but drilling a hole will let all the courage out.