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Facebook at Work To Report For Duty Next Month (fortune.com)

The debut of the long-awaited business social network is nigh. Facebook at Work is about to report for duty. The social networking company's long-awaited foray into business applications will formally debut in London on October 10, according to tech site TechCrunch. From a report:The news site further noted this would be Facebook's first major product launch to take place outside the United States. Thus far, Facebook is seen as a fun-and-games site, not something corporate employees use to converse or track each other. But Facebook at Work, a business-minded operation, could help change that image. As has been reported, it will be a separate version of the network that can be accessed only from a company's internal IT systems, and in theory, subject to stricter corporate security and access rules. Personal accounts will be cordoned off.

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  1. No. Not ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    I will never, ever, be a part of Facebook. They may have a "shadow profile" on me, but I will never, ever willingly become part of their machine. I dislike the notion of social media for myself. I have nothing, no Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, none of it. I spend time with actual people, in the flesh. Besides, I enjoy time with my children and wife in the flesh, not digitally. I cannot hit the rewind button with my life.

    In my house, the phones and computers are put on hold until the children are asleep, then my wife and I strive to share time together. When my daughter's friends come over, all mobile phones go into a basket in my kitchen. If you're at our house, you spend time with the friends in front of you.

    No social media for me. Ever.

    1. Re:No. Not ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're a moron. The point of his rant is that USING DEVICES does not take precedence over human interaction in his house. That you want to argue the point illustrates what a sad, shallow digital life you must lead.

    2. Re:No. Not ever. by cayenne8 · · Score: 3

      Slashdot IS social media....

      Slashdot is about as social as autism....

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  2. End up just like Google+ by DatbeDank · · Score: 2

    No one will use this. Linkedin already has this niche and people are loathe to try new platforms. It will end up just like Google+

    That's leaving off the horrendous privacy and UI issues facebook has gone through year after year. I'll leave my professional and personal life separate, thank you Zuck.

    1. Re:End up just like Google+ by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      Its like Facebook at Work. But equally as useless.

    2. Re:End up just like Google+ by Malc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why do senior managers keep thinking that we want social networks at the office? My previous company tried to foist Jive on us, and other than an initial token gesture by senior management, they didn't use it... and guess what? It's them who already needed to improve their communication with the rest of the company. I really don't give a shit about whatever banal thing somebody's doing today, right this moment. It's just noise. I will socialise in the pub after work, or even at lunch time, where I can speak my mind if I wish. Otherwise these overpriced toys don't help me get anything done.

  3. Re: Redundant / Prior Art by cunina · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ah, the delicious spectacle of Zuckerberg lecturing us about integrity. Next up: Paula Deen nags us about eating healthy.

  4. Re:Slashdot at work to be released. by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny
    I never joined Facebook as it is....

    I certainly wouldn't join it at work even.

    I would not like FB in a box...

    I would not like FB with a fox.......

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  5. Solution looking for a problem? by ErichTheRed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Slack, BitBucket and all that have the hipster startup market covered. LinkedIn is the contact management tool for regular businesses. Yammer is pretty much toast and Microsoft is folding its pieces into Skype and SharePoint. So, I'm not quite sure where Facebook expects to fit in this space.

    I really don't know why most non-startup, non-tech businesses would want a platform like this. I know the BCG, Gartner, etc. studies are telling companies "You're all a bunch of stuffy old suit-wearing curmudgeons, the MILLENNIALS are coming and they want social tools! They want positive affirmation and badges! They have phones and tablets, BYOD baby! They want to work at cafeteria tables in a bright white shared workspace! CHANGE or DIE, you LUDDITES!!!!!" But I'm just not seeing that. Outside of a very small minority, younger people I'm working with have the same needs as older people - a job and a quiet place to do it in. Having to feed another social media platform just doesn't seem like a task most people want to take on regardless of age.

    1. Re:Solution looking for a problem? by tomhath · · Score: 2

      A company I worked for a few years ago set up Yammer. There were some posts the first few days as people tried it out, then it faded away. As already noted, this is a solution in search of a problem.

  6. Re:Slashdot at work to be released. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2

    I never joined Facebook as it is....

    I certainly wouldn't join it at work even.

    I would not like FB in a box...

    I would not like FB with a fox.......

    I think FB is dumb as an ox!

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