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Steve Ballmer Says Smartphones Came Between Him and Bill Gates (fortune.com)

Steve Ballmer once said Apple's iPhone would flop because it cost too much -- though he now admits that he failed to anticipate carriers subsidizing the cost of the phone. But that was only the beginning. An anonymous reader quotes Fortune: The former CEO of Microsoft says he and Gates drifted apart over Microsoft's move into the hardware business in the early 2010s, according to Bloomberg. Ballmer says he was the one who pushed for Microsoft to design smartphones and tablets at a time when Apple was already well established. He says Gates and the board seemed reluctant to do so. "There was a fundamental disagreement about how important it was to be in the hardware business," Ballmer told Bloomberg. "I had pushed Surface. The board had been a little -- little reluctant in supporting it. And then things came to a climax around what to do about the phone business."
Microsoft eventually took a $900 million write down for its first tablet, the Surface RT -- plus most of the value of their $9.5 billion acquisition of Nokia Oyj's handset unit as Microsoft pushed into hardware. "Ballmer's only regret: not doing it sooner," Bloomberg reports, adding that Surface is now profitable and this year will generate more than $4 billion in sales.

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  1. Subsidies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    he now admits that he failed to anticipate carriers subsidizing the cost of the phone.

    Huh? How could he have failed to anticipate this? It was already widespread in the industry!

    1. Re:Subsidies by Tx · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Apple's initial pricing scheme for the iPhone actually was different from the norm, but what Ballmer is missing is that it didn't work, and was dropped. So I'm not sure if Ballmer is talking about the initial unsuccessful model or the (as you say already widespread) traditional model that they reverted to. Not clever either way.

      The pricing for 1st generation iPhone was a departure from the traditional wireless pricing model. Apple sold the phone to consumers at a modest discount and recouped their lost profit through kickbacks from AT&T in the form of a cut of the monthly service revenue. This was a great deal for Apple and AT&T but terrible for consumers. Consumers had to pay almost full price ($500-600) for an iPhone AND had to sign a 2-year contract. AT&T offered only 3 rate plans, which fortunately were price competitive with other carriers. These plans included an allocation of voice minutes, 200 text messages and unlimited data. However the original iPhone did not support 3G data or picture/video messaging, like a lot of the other phones on the market. Goldman Sachs predicted AT&T would activate 700,000 iPhones on launch weekend, they only activated 146,000.

      While sales of the original iPhone were growing steadily, they were missing out on mass appeal because of the iPhone’s high initial cost. For the iPhone 3G, AT&T re-negotiated the revenue sharing deal and went back to a traditional handset subsidy model. Consumers would pay $200 less for the iPhone 3G. While $199 for an iPhone looked great, AT&T made some changes to the rate plans. The net result was that to get the same thing as you got with the original iPhone, (voice, unlimited data and 200 texts), you would pay $15 more per month ($10 for 3G data and $5 for 200 texts).

      (from AT&T and the iPhone

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    2. Re:Subsidies by known_coward_69 · · Score: 1

      apple tried the blackberry deal where the carriers kicked money back to blackberry depending on which data plan you chose. like if you wanted to connect to a corporate BES server for push it would be the most expensive one

    3. Re:Subsidies by sittingnut · · Score: 2

      wonder how many are anticipating the commoditization of so called smart phones, now that market is mature in most countries and hardly grows.
      there isn't going to be money in that market.

    4. Re:Subsidies by stang · · Score: 1

      had to pay almost full price ($500-600) for an iPhone AND had to sign a 2-year contract

      Not true, at least for existing customers. I bought the 8GB version the day after it came out and signed nothing.

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  2. Microsoft did mobile wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think Microsoft did mobile all wrong. It should have focused on the software and let hardware makers decide the models to use it. Buying Nokia was a huge mistake although at the time Microsoft probably figured a big cell phone company like Nokia was a big advantage to pushing Windows mobile. I haven't used Windows mobile OS since 7.5 but even then it was a OS that could easily run well on cheaper and slower hardware. When you look at the sales figures today, Android is now killing IOS in sales. Even Apple hurts itself by not allowing IOS on more devices to give people options. I am a iPhone user myself, but see the much more flexible Android OS as a big advantage over Apple's closed end ecosystem. For example if a Samsung Galaxy phone would drop a 3.5 mm audio jack, a person could easily find another good Android phone with one. If you want USB C charging, or wireless, you can find options for those too. Microsoft obviously lost out on mobile which will hurt their OS going forward.

    1. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You're aware that the portable versions of WinCE/WinMobile have been commercially available in third-party devices since 1996, right? And smart phones as early as 2003? That is exactly the tact that Microsoft first followed; they developed the OS as a series of components and allowed the hardware manufacturers to customize the image to the device. It was also a wide-open platform that allowed anyone with a compiler to write an application in a multitude of languages and frameworks and deploy that application to the device. Flash, J2ME, .NET, C++, whatever. WinMobile ran on a wide variety of devices with different capabilities and form factors.

      Everyone from the old guard was taken by surprise from Apple. If anything Microsoft might have fared the best. Palm and RIM are much worse off.

    2. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by gdshaw · · Score: 1

      Buying Nokia was a huge mistake although at the time Microsoft probably figured a big cell phone company like Nokia was a big advantage to pushing Windows mobile.

      At the time a large majority of Windows Phone sales came from Nokia, but Nokia was incurring large losses as a result of this and it is doubtful as to whether they could have continued for much longer. Market share for Windows Phone was languishing around the 3% mark, which wasn't good, but at least kept Microsoft in the fight. Buying the smartphone division of Nokia was arguably just delaying the inevitable, but if Microsoft had not done that then Windows Phone would have failed sooner, more abruptly, and much more visibly.

    3. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by known_coward_69 · · Score: 1

      most of the android phone makers operate at a loss or bare break even. apple takes home most of the money in the cell phone market

    4. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Karlt1 · · Score: 1

      Apple is not "hurting itself" by not allowing other companies to license IOS. The purpose of any company being in business is to generate profit not to increase market share. All of the other phone manufacturers are either losing money or barely profitable. Do you really think that Apple could maintain its current profit margins by licensing its OS for sale on $50 phones?

    5. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by supremebob · · Score: 4, Informative

      The problem there was that the early Windows CE and Windows Mobile devices were horrid. The UI sucked, the OS was buggy as hell, and the hardware designs were clunky. I gave up using mine after it crashed and lost all of it's data for the fourth time.

    6. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Android is not selling more flagship phones than Apple, they're picking up the marketshare of people that really don't make use of the ecosystem...as is seen by profits, app sales, and vendor priority when it comes to compatibility.

    7. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by timholman · · Score: 1

      Apple is not "hurting itself" by not allowing other companies to license IOS. The purpose of any company being in business is to generate profit not to increase market share. All of the other phone manufacturers are either losing money or barely profitable. Do you really think that Apple could maintain its current profit margins by licensing its OS for sale on $50 phones?

      Exactly. Even if Apple was crazy enough to license iOS, how much money could it make competing with free, as in Android? Furthermore, there's nothing compelling enough about iOS to warrant a manufacturer paying Apple licensing fees. Featurewise, Android and iOS are very competitive. So exactly what would be the point?

      Many years ago, I read a quote about Apple that still holds true. To paraphrase: "The history of Apple is replete with pundits who say, 'If Apple doesn't change what it's doing, then it will go out of business.' And then the pundit proceeds to explain what Apple should do, which would cause Apple to go out of business if that advice was followed."

    8. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      I've 'played' with Microsoft's tablets in the early 2000's. They were awful. Windows XP Tablet Edition. You had to use a pen like a mouse to use desktop applications. The few tablet like features were things like write recognition, but it was faster to simply type then write. That's why those tablets were laptops with a screen that could be twisted and turned so it covered the keyboard. Microsoft still thinks that tablets should have keyboards today, and those Surface tablets are in fact still laptops. An iPad is a tablet and only a tablet, so developers have to write tablet apps. On Surface a developer would say: just attach the keyboard we already have a desktop app...

      The Microsoft smart phones were mini laptops with the funny start button and the funny Win 3.11 like crashes. I've worked at a company that forced its employers to use MS smart phones, 1-2 years before the first iPhone was released. They also had to take a regular cell phone with them to make phone calls because Microsoft's phones failed at the most important part of a phone: making phone calls. I've never seen as much nerd rage over smart phones as back then. I was lucky to be a programmer and not a sales man or technician who were required to use the Windows smart phones. They lost 15-20 minutes trying to fill in the mandatory (by business rules) document on their smart phone after every customer. When you have 5-10 customers on a day, you lose multiple hours just messing with a buggy and user unfriendly smart phone.

      That's why Microsoft failed despite being the first to recognize the needs of the business market. Futuristic but buggy phones might be okay to satisfy our inner nerd, but it isn't ready to be used in business by people who just want things to work and things that help you to work better and faster.

    9. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      But Microsoft did allow hardware makers to make their own handsets running Windows Phone. There has been a few models from each vendor, the problem is that they generally sucked and they all had the same fundamental issue: the OS just came too late to the fight, making it have an insurmountable deficit in its app market compared to Android and iOS. Hell, Android, which trailed iOS in high availability by not very long at all, took years to make up that deficit. Developers get very attached to whatever ecosystem they start off in, and making them switch or branch out seems very difficult.

      Microsoft didn't figure out how to entice them, so they had the same chicken and egg problem: phones don't sell because they don't have many apps, but they don't have many apps because since they don't sell, devs don't want to make apps for them. Even trying something like BlackBerry's "hey, we can run Android apps too!" doesn't quite work out. The OS itself, from what I've heard, is actually quite nice, it's just the ecosystem that's lacking (that, and a lot of early phones released for it were rather underwhelming/underperforming).

    10. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by fred6666 · · Score: 0

      And Monster cable is the only HDMI cable maker making money, all others barely break even.

      That Apple makes so much money is good for them and their investors, but not for the consumers using their phones.

    11. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by gtall · · Score: 1

      In addition to that, I think Google looked at what Apple was going to do (Schmidt was on their board) and what MS was providing and decided they could screw MS out of a market and use MS's PC software strategy to screw Apple. However, they didn't do it just to screw the other two, they did it because Google knows its own revenue streams better than anyone. Having a dominant OS on phones when PCs were going nowhere or down due to be being an overmatch for what people actually used computing for, meant that they could preserve their revenue model. Changing a company's revenue model is fraught with pitfalls, many companies have died trying to do it. The jury's still out on whether MS will survive the changes in computing with phones and the cloud. So far they seem to be holding their own outside of phones.

    12. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by c · · Score: 1

      There has been a few models from each vendor, the problem is that they generally sucked...

      Well, they didn't suck, really, but aside from the Lumia they were mostly just second-tier Android phones with Windows and a new label. OEM's weren't stupid enough to put a lot of design and development effort into flagship Winphones, and as Microsoft got more desperate and cozied up to Nokia they cared even less.

      The only standout Winphone's were the Lumia series, and in the end Microsoft was stuck with the choice of going all-in or quitting the market. Say what you will about Ballmer, but quitting isn't his style.

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    13. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft approached everything as a software company, so their phone was built around the idea that "it's Windows". It was Windows compressed down and made shitty to run on a tiny touchscreen in limited hardware. They didn't care how much it sucked for end users, they were targeting devs to port their killer apps to must-have devices.

      Apple approached it as a UX design with the idea that "it's a phone" and made it look and feel a bit like the Mac environment. It sucked worse in the beginning (no apps in the first series!) but it was a much better phone to use and later, they kept the design focus when making more a proper computing device.

      It's just a shame that by the time MS started really genuinely working towards proper UX (WP8 and 8.1, which were surprisingly good), no-one wanted to bother anymore. Win10's glitchiness and various misdirections from Astoria, Islandwood and Xamarin made it a lot worse on both user and dev fronts.

    14. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by peragrin · · Score: 0

      That's because win ce was designed by techies who to this day think phones need hardware keyboard buttons at the expense of screen size.

      The iphone wasnt the first all touch phone. but it was the first all touch phone with basically a full web browser installed. It also ditched most of the buttons in favor of the touch screen, and it made the touch screen keyboard smartly appear and disappear as needed.

      That is the revolution that microsoft missed. instead of forcing an ugly mobile web, and tiny screens apple went for bigger screens and the full web.

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    15. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft have done everything wrong. They have just been extremely lucky... The most important feature of any company.

    16. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Rob+Y. · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure Google really wanted to screw Apple. They must've (smartly) realized that eventually Microsoft would come up with something good enough to compete with iOS, and once the OEMs standardized on that, MS could use their mobile OS to grab search away from Google. They'd have been happy for Apple to continue on using Google's applications - but Apple got pissed off and tried to 'hurt' Google by removing their apps from iOS. Apple would've been in the same (or a worse) competitive position had Microsoft succeeded, so I don't get what they were thinking. Sure, Google had bigger ambitions than were obvious at the time - but Apple's hubris and their sense that they're entitled to 'own' a whole category just because they got there first - despite their high-priced approach not serving the bulk of the market - is downright stupid.

      Google, in establishing Chrome (and standards-based browsers in general) as a viable cross-platform 'platform' did more to save Apple's computer business than anything Apple ever did. Yes, it entails some new challenges, but it's better than competing with Microsoft's monopoly of yore.

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    17. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by unixisc · · Score: 1

      The problem there was that the early Windows CE and Windows Mobile devices were horrid. The UI sucked, the OS was buggy as hell, and the hardware designs were clunky. I gave up using mine after it crashed and lost all of it's data for the fourth time.

      And Microsoft never recovered from that even when they came up w/ an excellent phone OS. IMO, they should have named Windows Phone 'Metro', and run it as its own brand, w/o touching the Windows brand. That way, it wouldn't have been associated w/ Windows CE. Had Nokia run such a phone on its Lumias, it could have caught on on its own, w/o the Microsoft name being so visible. I had a Lumia 520, which was my first smartphone, and using it was a lot smoother than the old Moto RAZR as far as texting went. In fact, Windows Phone 8 had a much smoother keyboard than either Android Kitkat or iOS 5.

    18. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Precisely!!! When Apple terminated its cloning experiment for Macs w/ Power Computing, Umax and Motorola SPS, it was clear that they determined that getting the platform to eclipse Windows was not gonna happen. So it makes less sense for Apple to license iOS, when the fact that phone and OS is all owned by the same company is a big factor in its success

    19. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apple came very very close to going out of business before 2000. If the iPod would have flopped, that would have been then end of Apple.

    20. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Uberbah · · Score: 0

      Sure, Google had bigger ambitions than were obvious at the time - but Apple's hubris and their sense that they're entitled to 'own' a whole category just because they got there first

      Hatorade Distortion Field. As the parent poster pointed out:

      I think Google looked at what Apple was going to do (Schmidt was on their board)

      It's one thing when another company gets into the same field you are in. It's another thing entirely when the other company's CEO is on your board, and their design suddenly switches from being a Blackberry clone to being an iPhone clone. Except Google didn't repeat Microsoft's mistake when Redmond ripped off Quicktime, Apple's code included.

      despite their high-priced approach not serving the bulk of the market

      More Hatorade. An iPhone doesn't cost you any more than an equivalent Android phone. What Apple doesn't do is make cheap pieces of crap to compete in the cutthroat low-end market. It's the reason why they're the only company to really make money selling phones, aside from Samsung - who shot themselves in both feet with their exploding batteries.

    21. Re: Microsoft did mobile wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft had that though, there were a variety of devices, here was an HP one back in 2003, there were many pocket PC devices like that prior.

    22. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Except that their software for devices was not very good. By that I mean, completely awful. The only reason anyone ever used WinCE was loyalty from Windows fans and a mistaken idea from some that it'd be easier to hire cheap commodity Windows developers without losing any quality. I remember my boss getting a Windows based PDA and bragging that it could do Word in color, and then a month later was bitching about it and wishing he still had his Palm V.

      For some reason there's a group of people who just refuse to accept that Microsoft is not very good at making software, but because the only software they've ever seen in their lives is from Microsoft they assume that's the state of the art.

    23. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > An iPhone doesn't cost you any more than an equivalent Android phone

      Um, no. JUST TO START, I get more buttons on an Android phone. The differences and the improvements on iPhone are so obvious, that an equivalent Android phone is 2 years behind an iPhone and still preferable.

    24. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Weak sauce, Fandroid. Get some coffee and try again, but do know anyone can play the "our stuff had your new feature X years ago" game.

    25. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      o365, Azure, SQL, Win Server, CRM etc etc all say you are full of shit. They have made plenty of mistakes but even under Balmer the majority of their decisions were right, hence they are more than 3 times the revenue and profit compared to when Balmer first took over. They did exceptionally well in the enterprise space, but lots of mistakes in the consumer space.

    26. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      The history of Apple is replete with pundits who say, 'If Apple doesn't change what it's doing, then it will go out of business.'

      However this only seems to hold true when Jobs was the CEO. During the brief period when he was not they very nearly did go out of business...and sadly it seems to be happening again.

    27. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I owned the first Android phone, the HTC tmobile G1. You know what it reminded me of? A HTC Tytn 100 (picture of the phone) which was released in 2006, over a year before the iphone. The HTC Tytn 100 had a resistive touchscreen instead of a capacitive touchscreen but the entire market was moving towards capacitive touchscreens by the time the iphone was released and contrary to apple fans' belief that the iphone was the first phone ever to have a capacitive touchscreen, it was the LG Prada (as far as I remember). Also contrary to Apple fans' belief, Apple did not pioneer capacitive touchscreen technology, LG, Samsung and Sony poured billions of dollars and a number of years into getting the technology consumer-device-ready.

      If you were talking about icon grids, the first phone with an icon grid that I owned was the Nokia 6600. I am sure it wasn't the first phone that had an icon grid. Do you know another thing that phone had? Copy and paste. Remind me again, when did Apple introduce that 'feature' to ios?

    28. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude(ette) you're the one apparently stupid enough to believe that apple developed ios in a vacuum instead of just going in the direction the market was already heading in.

    29. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what can we do? Apple fans apparently like getting abused!

    30. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by strikethree · · Score: 1

      The UI sucked, the OS was buggy as hell, and the hardware designs were clunky. I gave up using mine after it crashed and lost all of it's data for the fourth time.

      I gave up on mine after my wife wanted to argue with me over the phone and the phone kept hanging up on her. Seriously. Less, seriously, *I* should have been the one hanging up on her, not my phone.

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    31. Re: Microsoft did mobile wrong by Rob+Y. · · Score: 1

      Sure Google had knowledge of where Apple was going. But they didn't need any special access to know that Apple alone wouldn't control mobile. And the only other likely contender was Microsoft. The same Microsoft that was already trying to grab Google's business on the desktop. My point is that Android vs Apple was probably better for Apple than Windows vs Apple. There was going to be a cheap OEM smartphone OS one way or the other.

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    32. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Are you high? The market at the time was completely and utterly dominated by Blackberry - with the keyboard taking up half the device.

    33. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes i must've dreamed of the sony ericson p800 - sony ericson p990, htc XDA-htc Tytn, LG Prada etc. All of these phones were pretty successful in their time and while most of these phones (with the exception of the LG Prada) used a resistive touchscreen (as opposed to the iphones capacitive screen), Apple did not play any role in the R&D required to make capacitive touchscreens cheap enough or robust enough for consumer devices so yes, the market was already moving in the direction Apple went in.

    34. Re:Microsoft did mobile wrong by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      yes i must've dreamed

      Yes, you are dreaming an alternate history of smartphones.

      used a resistive touchscreen (as opposed to the iphones capacitive screen

      Keep fucking that chicken and thinking a product is no more than a billeted list of parts.

      Apple did not play any role in the R&D required to make capacitive touchscreens

      Nor did Apple play a role in the R&D of micro-drives nearly a decade earlier. Doesn't change the fact that the iPod revolutionized the mp3 player industry.

  3. BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no way the Surface is profitable. More lies.

    1. Re:BS by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Given its price tag, I can't see how it loses money

    2. Re:BS by stooo · · Score: 1

      by not being sold.

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  4. Ballmer still did everything wrong by klingens · · Score: 1

    What Microsoft needed to do, and failed, was to get a big chunk of the new market called "mobile". Microsoft surface division with its much touted billions of marketshare is not mobile. It's 100% pure PC: PC hardware with PC software. Not a single sliver of a new market there at all. So the surface division as it stands right now is totally irrelevant to this.
    Even if you want part of the mobile market, it's debatable if you need to build your own hardware. Google steamrolled this market and now owns it like Microsoft owns the desktop without building and selling any hardware. Yes there are Nexus devices but they certainly weren't made to make money or get marketshare.

    So Ballmer was utterly wrong in his assessment of needing to build and sell hardware, the surface division is like the xbox one: horrible losses for years, billions of dollars spent to make a few millions in "profits". With profits like those, no one would want any.

    1. Re:Ballmer still did everything wrong by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Microsoft's major mistake under Ballmer was mucking w/ the Windows OS. Windows 7 had attained a point where it was just good enough, and simply changing the flag to a window, and the underlying kernel, and adding a few Aero themes and then calling it Windows 8 would have been rather adequate. Also, they could have packed VirtualPC supporting every preceding version of Windows - from 3.1 to XP.

      Instead of that disaster called Windows RT, Microsoft could have released a very specific ARM based OS (preferably, extended to cover MIPS as well) w/ a different name and brand. Put that on what became the Surface RT as well as the Lumia and other phones, but don't call it Windows. That way, nobody would have associated them either w/ Windows CE, nor expected them to be anything similar to Windows. Their desktop customers would still have been happy, while their mobile customers might have given them a fairer look, since they could have had a sweet spot b/w Apple, which is pretty expensive, and Google, which plays havoc w/ privacy. Since Microsoft would have sold this OS to OEMs, that would have enabled them to keep prices below Apple and segment the market, while their model (still) didn't depend on selling private info.

      Another thing about the Surface - they should have introduced Surfaces that would work w/ any vendor. They do have Surfaces that work w/ GSM carriers, like AT&T or T-Mo, but they don't work w/ Verizon or Sprint. While the carriers may have balked at Windows Phone, they might have been more open to Surface had it come w/ cellular capabilities

    2. Re:Ballmer still did everything wrong by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Microsoft made a mistake in assuming its customers were locked in and could never abandon ship. So they could spend the billions and assume they'd make double that back, since no one would dare leave and use something else. Microsoft also had an arrogance that made them think they could dominate any market no matter how late to the game they came or how inept their were. Since they had essentially a Windows monopoly they wanted to make use of that to force their way into other markets and lock them down.

    3. Re:Ballmer still did everything wrong by guacamole · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is a great post. Microsoft and its followers have created some kind of a cult following around the Surface Pro "tablets", and they actually claim it is a good "tablet", actually the best out there. But in reality the Surface Pro is basically an PC Ultrabook, with a detacheable keyboard. It's very lousy as a tablet, when used in tablet-mode without keyboard, and it's a lousy laptop too, because it's pretty awkward to use this thing as "LAPtop". Most Surface Pro users, use this device as a PC ultrabook, with a keyboard attached while telling everyone "what a great tablet, the best". In the end, their needs would have been served much better by a convertible ultrabook such as the Lenovo Yoga series.

      The shocking thing about this whole story is that Microsoft has ruined its OS for the desktop and notebook users, which are like 99% of all Windows users, in order to promote Windows on these "mobile" devices. In reality, both microsoft tablet and phone are nearly dead, while the desktop users are stuck with an OS that is having an identity crisis.

    4. Re:Ballmer still did everything wrong by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      It's funny you should mention MIPS because Windows NT used to run on MIPS, back when it was more flexible. It seems every generation of Windows becomes less flexible in some way. Nowadays, Windows can't even render the "Windows classic" skin from Windows 2000 (the only Windows theme I ever liked), which was removed from Windows 8. I guess Windows isn't powerful or flexible enough to do that kind of thing any more.

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    5. Re:Ballmer still did everything wrong by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Here's what it boils down to. Microsoft looked at Apple pulling in 30% of every app in their app store and got a raging hard-on for that kind of revenue and basically sacrificed everything good about Windows to try to achieve the same thing. Of course, they totally failed and we ended up with the ugliest version of Windows in 20+ years as a result.

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  5. Profitable by Dunbal · · Score: 0

    Will generate $4 billion in sales and about $187,000 profit... HEY PROFIT IS PROFIT OK?

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  6. ready, and 3, 2, 1 (lines of coke) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Developers! Developers! Developers!
    Smartphones! Smartphones! Smartphones!

    1. Re: ready, and 3, 2, 1 (lines of coke) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apps! Apps! Apps!

  7. Ballmer was correct by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has never had the competence to develop something you'd want to use as a phone. I've owned a couple Windows Phones and several Windows PDAs and they are simply not capable of developing an operating system sufficiently reliable or usable for that purpose. But they are capable of producing a decent general-purpose computing device. Windows Phone is dead last in the market, and it always will be. Ballmer was right.

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    1. Re:Ballmer was correct by matushorvath · · Score: 1

      Apple and Google have decided to throw away any compatibility with computers when they developed their mobile OS. You can't run the same application on your iPhone or an Android phone and on your computer.

      Microsoft has decided to go the other way, sacrifice usability but maintain the compatibility. You could technically take an application from your computer and run it on your tablet or phone. They own most of the desktop OS market, so why throw it all away and make a completely incompatible device? Let's make the desktop OS more mobile-like and the phone OS more desktop-like, and we will meet in the middle and end up with just one OS to rule them all.

      And then they found out that this does not make much sense. You don't need the application that's optimized for a 24" screen with a mouse and a keyboard to run on your phone. You also don't need the application that's optimized for a 7" touch screen to run on your desktop. So they disabled the support for Win32 on Windows RT, never even supported Win32 on mobiles, and the Metro applications for Windows 8 never really took off.

      They ended up with a less usable mobile OS that is theoretically able to run desktop apps but nobody cares, and a less usable Windows 8 that is theoretically able to run mobile apps but also nobody cares. To save their business, they had to step back with Windows 10 because people did not want to upgrade from Windows 7, and they seem to have completely abandoned the idea of Windows running on phones.

      And Steve Ballmer is proud of his achievements. LOL.

    2. Re:Ballmer was correct by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I thought the Windows Phone had the best phone OS around. It was perfectly reliable and useful, and had a better interface than Android or iOS and better performance. The problem was just the apps weren't there.

    3. Re: Ballmer was correct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 10 was not a step back from the plan. They unified the kernel / platform for all devices. With Continum they are making the phone be the computer, and the desktop is simply peripherals.

    4. Re:Ballmer was correct by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Well, you can't take the application and run it elsewhere easily, but you could take the data files. So there were two mistakes; first trying to make the applications portable. Microsoft knows this is a problem because whenever they create a "simple" or "home" application they don't use the absurd Office formats.

    5. Re:Ballmer was correct by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      You just do not get it. For some people, a minority, say 1%, cheating is most emphatically winning. Winning for them is all that counts, Ballmer scammed everyone including Gates, the smarmy insurance salesman, who brought nothing to M$ except smarmy manipulative sales tactics. Did Ballmer win for taking credit for other people's efforts, did Ballmer win for blaming others for his own mistakes, as far as Ballmer is concerned, he is rich, he won, everyone else is stupid for no recognising his true genius at lying, cheating and stealing (and in every other way fucking up ie MSN is a major fuck up). We are the ones who should be ashamed for allowing a society that functions around that psychopathic deceit.

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    6. Re: Ballmer was correct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because barely anyone used it. The ecosystem was a ghost town. App devs aren't going to waste their time and effort on that.

    7. Re: Ballmer was correct by jezwel · · Score: 1
      This is exactly what Microsoft needed to do, with the release of Windows 8 - it just took a few more years & iterations for mobile hardware to be capable enough to run Win10.

      The OS should have been:
      Win7 interface when docked with a screen.
      Win 8 mobile interface when standalone.

      Device consolidation is happening.
      Microsoft could have been getting every single $$$ of our hardware budget in addition to the chunk of software licence/assurance revenue. They might be able to come in from behind if they can get compelling Win10 x86 compatible devices out with great a great docking system.

    8. Re: Ballmer was correct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Balmer won not just because he became rich, but because he also made a lot of money for millions of stock owners, and tens of thousands of employees.

  8. Ballmer's only regret is this?? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fine example of selective memory...

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    1. Re:Ballmer's only regret is this?? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, it's the only thing he does regret. There's plenty more he should. And probably would if he was smart.

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    2. Re:Ballmer's only regret is this?? by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      He made plenty of mistakes (but so does every CEO as you can't predict the future perfectly), but on the whole he was extremely successful CEO that increased profit and revenue throughout his tenure. He certainly missed the smartphone boat, but he got the Surface right (after the initial dud that was RT).

    3. Re:Ballmer's only regret is this?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This really isn't surprising though. He can't remember anything from the half of his time he spent on the right side of the Ballmer peak.

  9. The phrasing "Monkey See Monkey Do" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perfectly applies for Ballmer in this context I think, Don't ya?

  10. Ballmer See by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ballmer Do

    1. Re:Ballmer See by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Ballmer Smash

      FTFY

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  11. Subsidies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quote: "Steve Ballmer once said Apple's iPhone would flop because it cost too much -- though he now admits that he failed to anticipate carriers subsidizing the cost of the phone."

    Is Ballmer really that stupid? At that time, cell phone companies subsidized the cost of most cell phones. The higher cost of an iPhone might mean higher subsidies, greater customer fees, or longer contracts. But it'd make no other difference.

    Never forget that being a billionaire at the top of a huge corporation doesn't mean you can't also do stupid things.

  12. Welcome to Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mr.Steve Ballmer. Would you like a chair to throw with that?

    1. Re: Welcome to Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he threw a chair at Bill Gates, Bill would just jump over it!

    2. Re:Welcome to Slashdot by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      Mr.Steve Ballmer. Would you like a chair to throw with that?

      I think Steve Ballmer is responsible for the widespread adoption of "stand-up" meetings.

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  13. Re:Linux sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Linux is worse than cancer"

        -- Steve Ballmer

  14. Insert anti Apple FUD .. by khz6955 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    "Steve Ballmer once said .. that he failed to anticipate carriers subsidizing the cost of the phone. "

    Any actual hard facts that the only reason the iPhone succeeded was that the carriers subsidised it. Or is this yet another example of Microsoft respectively rewriting historical facts to present itself in a better light.

    1. Re:Insert anti Apple FUD .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple got the carriers to subsidise the iPhone in the USA but not everywhere. I was able to buy an unlocked iPhone from Apple and connect it to any network I wanted. Where's the subsidy in that eh?
      The US model does not work everywhere in the world.
      What is true is that the Windows Phone failed miserably to get market share.
      As for the Surface making $4B in revenue this year. How does that stack up against Samsung or Apple in revenues? Not very well but I do tip my hat to MS for trying hard to be different.

    2. Re:Insert anti Apple FUD .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for the Surface making $4B in revenue this year. How does that stack up against Samsung or Apple in revenues? Not very well but I do tip my hat to MS for trying hard to be different.

      It actually compares extremely well to both Samsung and apples computer/tablet lines. And considering both Samsung and Apple have had a decreasing sales in those ares for the past 2 years the 30% YOY growth from them is impressive. Apples entire Mac line is only around 30 billion a year. Not sure on Samsungs tablet revenues and profit but it is a fraction of Apples so I am guessing MS compare even better to Samsung.

    3. Re:Insert anti Apple FUD .. by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Don't be too surprised; I'll give you an insider tip from the tech world: As a linux guy, I often hear about new microsoft offerings, mostly because people like to make rude jokes about them. That said, jokes about Surface are sooo last year. What I hear is that it is actually nice hardware, and linux works perfectly on it.

      I'm not really surprised. I stopped using MS software in the 90s, but these days I'm using MS keyboards. Their hardware has always been pretty good. It is a reasonable direction for them to go.

  15. Must Have Been A HUUUGE Phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just sayin'.

  16. wake up, Ballmer by ooloorie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem with Microsoft's phone effort wasn't that Microsoft didn't invest in it soon enough or early enough; in fact, Microsoft was the dominant smartphone player prior to iPhone. The reason Microsoft lost in the smartphone market was because their product sucked.

    1. Re:wake up, Ballmer by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      What? sorry but the Blackberry and Palm Treo was the defacto standard in the smartphone world before apple. Windows CE phones were an utter mess and purchased by very few. Business communications was OWNED by blackberry back then.

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    2. Re:wake up, Ballmer by djbckr · · Score: 1

      ... because their product sucked.

      True. I had the unfortunate experience of owning a Windows phone for a while. About every other call I got would crash the entire thing. Worthless. When I would use the features of the phone (browser, mostly) it would crash regularly.

    3. Re:wake up, Ballmer by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      What? sorry but the Blackberry and Palm Treo was the defacto standard in the smartphone world before apple.

      No, not really. Worldwide, in 2007, "Symbian" had the largest market share, followed by Microsoft, RIM, and Palm. But Microsoft and Palm were really the only ones that had anything like a modern smartphone and app experience. Microsoft was also widely used for PDAs, tablets, and verticals.

      You can quibble about whether "dominant" is the right term for that market situation; the point is, however, that Microsoft was a big and important player with a lot developers when iPhone just got started. Microsoft, like Symbian, RIM, and Palm, lost because Android and iOS were just better systems.

    4. Re:wake up, Ballmer by g01d4 · · Score: 1

      The reason Microsoft lost in the smartphone market was because there wasn't enough of a corporate legacy they could leverage like they could with personal computer software after filling the vacancy left by IBM. Smartphones were an open, mostly consumer market where they had to compete on more of an equal footing.

    5. Re:wake up, Ballmer by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      The problem with Microsoft's phone effort wasn't that Microsoft didn't invest in it soon enough...The reason Microsoft lost in the smartphone market was because their product sucked.

      So the real debate was over how to suck.

      MS has traditionally thrown essentially beta editions out at relatively low prices or as part of bundles, and then let the market and time debug it. But that doesn't work well with hardware.

      With software, a bad product doesn't keep you from using your computer for other things. But bad hardware means you purchased a brick.

    6. Re:wake up, Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, I'm not sure that anyone considered Symbian a smartphone OS, even back when Symbian was a big deal. Symbian was used on low cost feature phones and it simply fell farther and farther behind every year. Great battery life, limited capabilities, much the same value proposition that Palm established.

      What a lot of people miss, including you, is that 2007 is years after significant platform and market shares were already established. Windows CE produced a graphically rich and colorful UI back in the 2000-2003 era. RIM with the Blackberry, though originally a B&W, e-mail only device, had a great form factor back in 1996 already. Palm was the king of handheld devices for quite a few years there (1996-Until iPhone). And of course there were a nearly endless line of one-off product launches, none of which managed to establish durable markets (Psion, Simon, Newton, etc.).

      The point being, there were seeds planted all over for years. The list of products brought to market was amazing. Yet it wasn't until the iPhone that the entire product experience gelled and produced a phone that was also a computer.

    7. Re:wake up, Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Symbian S60 was a smartphone platform used in higher end (Nokia) devices. Cheaper feature phones had Series S40 interface.

      Nokia's S60 smartphones were very popular worldwide, but not so much in the States.

    8. Re:wake up, Ballmer by Aighearach · · Score: 0

      Weird you say that, but in 2001 I remember being really exited to get a handheld computer (like a 7" tablet, landscape, with a clamshell and a mechanical keyboard) that was running symbian, because I could run perl on it!

      The only reason it would appear as a feature-phone OS is that they kept it too locked down for there to be much software. When the phone companies ran the walled garden, the only difference between a smart phone and a feature phone was that the smart phone had hi-fi ringtones for $5 each. Reason being, developers had to give them a bunch of money to get access before even writing an app! Crazy nonsense. If you look at the current app market, you can see why it failed and failed; most of the app developers are small, and many of the big ones were tiny poor shops until they got their first app hit. Very few would have ever even gotten developer access to most walled gardens!

      Compare that to palm; also in 2001 people would pass a palm pilot around and people would remark, "you know, this is actually almost powerful enough to be useful! That's just so amazing, it is so small! With an external keyboard, I'd almost [the key word!] carry it instead of my laptop." Then somebody in the group would start blathering on about how close we're getting to star trek info tablets that can double as supercomputers in a pinch. It was one of those products that gets people excited because it is almost what they want, instead of being what they want. That shows the reality of the whole thing with smartphones; the hardware was too slow, and not surprisingly when the hardware got fast enough, an expensive trendy brand got the first big hit, and a cheaper commodity offering (android) rapidly replaced it as the biggest seller. MS jumped too early, stepped back, then didn't jump strongly when the next chance came.

  17. And then things came to a climax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet.

    Just my opinions, but I think SB would be more needier and clingy in bed than BG. SB feels like he's someone who might love to cuddle and stick their tongue in the ear of their lover.

    BG feels like he would just turn back into a bird and fly into his bird cage by himself and close the door with his beak, ready for a good night's sleep.

    1. Re: And then things came to a climax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Listen, we already know they both are greedy insane fuckers, and there is no disputing that.

      Your crazy analogies and metaphors however are equally disturbing, and the Internet recommends you commit yourself to proper psychiatric care.

      You're not supposed to actually eat those lead paint chips.

  18. not enough M$ FP stories, have to post about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    let's post about what favorite flavor of soup Bill Gates enjoys and how Ballmer feels any day of the week about anything.

  19. Re:not enough M$ FP stories, have to post about th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah, it's like, let's interview Ballmer for an hour or two, then instead of posting about one comment he made, let's split it up into dozens or more so we can have more FP stories!

    place is boring here anymore anyhow.

  20. Re:Linux sucks by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

    If my business was selling snakeoil, I'd be calling medicine cancer, too.

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  21. Re:Linux sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Linux is worse than cancer"

            -- Steve Ballmer

    If my business was selling snakeoil, I'd be calling medicine cancer, too.

    Ideas like surface and other moves into hardware don't come instantly. A big company like Microsoft has to start hiring people years before they actually launch products and then they have to sustain the program for years before the rest of the company swings in behind. It's worth looking at an online review of Microsoft hardware history to see how long exactly MS must have been planning for this day.

    Think if Dell and HP had done the sensible thing and swung in behind Linux the minute they saw Microsoft producing a mouse and keyboards. Even Now Dell is getting big sales on developer only specialist Linux Machines. There is no way that Microsoft would have survived to take Dell's business from them now without the PC manufacturers letting them. Ballmer's job was to see his company survive and he's done that at the expense companies like Gateway, Digital and Compaq. A very big part of that success was in tricking them into being afraid of Linux. You can fault this on morality but it's difficult to fault on practicality.

    If you think that the PC manufacturers were a stupid exception, just look around and even today you will find plenty of companies willing to partner with Microsoft even when it seems obvious it will be their death in the long term.

  22. Proof of Ballmer's incompetence... by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Honestly Gates knew how to run a business and he knew that cell phone hardware was a stupid idea. And the world did prove gates right. The first mess starting with the BlackJack phones running WinCE and then the reboot attempt with the windows OS phones, every single attempt was a complete failure.

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    1. Re: Proof of Ballmer's incompetence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bill gates made his own mistakes

      Silverberg writes
      "Bill also had a difficult time figuring out how to respond to the opportunity / threat of the Internet. Itâ(TM)s understandable. When you own Windows in the late 90â(TM)s, life is good and why would you want things to change? Billâ(TM)s view was to protect Windows, and didnâ(TM)t come up with an approach that kept Windows and Microsoftâ(TM)s systems strategy at the forefront. The result is that Microsoftâ(TM)s strategic position declined in the 2000â(TM)s. Itâ(TM)s now coming to grips with the new reality and making necessary, if belated, changes."

  23. self-absorbed idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I thought .

    this is where the fail begins

  24. Yes, but by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Who cares what Fat Skeletor has to say?

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  25. Dance Monkey Boy Dance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    still irreverent and still picked the wrong way to do it.

    He didn't mention how Google was also noticing Apple's iPhone and won the market without becoming a hardware company. Google even followed Microsoft's formula of providing the software for other vendors to use to make their hardware products.

    Just when I thought we'd heard the last of Monkey Boy, this article shows up. What will he do in 3-5 more years to get back in the press, talk about how he invented the gaming motion capture device?

    Dance Monkey Boy Dance /a>

  26. phone subsidies by mixed_signal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Apparently Ballmer didn't know squat about the phone business, and didn't bother to ask. Classic behavior for American financial types running technology businesses. Carriers had been subsidizing mobile phone costs since at least the mid-1990s after the PCS spectrum auctions.

    From the Bloomberg article,
    "I wish I'd thought about the model of subsidizing phones through the operators," [Ballmer] said.

    1. Re:phone subsidies by PPH · · Score: 1

      "I wish I'd thought ...." [Ballmer] said.

      Pretty well sums up his time at Microsoft.

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    2. Re:phone subsidies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't so routine back then. When Moto introduced the Razr it was a $600 phone -- no discounting. Same repeated when they introduced the next gen V60. It was only much later that most carriers started subsidizing them.

    3. Re:phone subsidies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was not an easy thing to grasp back then that consumers would be willing to rent everything instead of owning. The idea has evolved to horrific proportions in modern times solidified by Apple through iTunes and has now infected everything. We do not own anything anymore. We are sheep.

  27. Re: Linux sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We hat kind of idiot loses a billion dollars in one year? - hillary clinton

  28. Microsoft is like a cancer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steve Ballmer was called Monkey Boy on the cover of Businessweek Magazine. Now that Ballmer has been kicked out, in favor of the far less primitive-seeming but not knowledgeable Satya Nadella, Ballmer is trying to remember his importance.

    1. Re:Microsoft is like a cancer. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      At least once MS is at the leading edge of development: Outsourcing C-Level Management to India.

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  29. The major flaw in MS' approach to phones/tablets w by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trying to repurpose their Windows OS for the form factor. They should have started over with a bold new approach to mobile interactivity, but instead the suits won the day. Conservative and derivative, they tried to extend off the windows brand. The UI idioms in desktop don't work well directly under glass. This is the reason surface still lags behind Apple products. My advice is for MS to start over; build a high quality unix-style OS; Open it up for peer review; and package DirectX for the best 3D experience. That would give the an advantage again.

  30. Problem Solved by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 0

    by not being sold.

    Don't worry - Apple seems to have been hard at work fixing that problem.

  31. Win phone doesn't get enough credit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows on phones is completely dead as for consumers, but still have a little life left in it, in the form of corporate devices like the HP x3.

    It's a shame really. Windows Phone 7 took too long to develop, but had promise. But then MS decided to shaft their customers and developers by throwing it to the curb and start over with Windows Phone 8.

    When WP8 came out, it was far too late to make a difference. Plus the ugly "tile" UI didn't exactly attract consumers (imho).

    And that's the real shame, because it was genuinely a good mobile OS. On low end hardware: Single core Qualcomm CPUs and 256 MB RAM it ran circles around Android devices.

    A Windows Phone 8 device with a slow dual core processor and 512MB RAM was much faster, smoother and lag free than an Android device with 1GB of RAM.

    The low end Lumia 520/620 were the only smartphones below 200$ that I've ever enjoyed using and could recommend to someone else. A 149$ 520 were smoother and with less lag than a 400$ Android phone when it came out.

  32. Re: The major flaw in MS' approach to phones/table by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yup... Two factors were important in killing off MS's mobile efforts.

    1: The Windows brand. The senior leadership in Redmond never understood that the Windows brand DOES NOT have an awesome reputation among consumers, and was a liability instead of an advantage.

    2: A united, mixed mode UI is invariably a compromise, and will never be as effective or user friendly as a dedicated mobile/computer UI. What makes sense on a 4 or 8 inch screen doesn't work on a 15 inch screen and vice versa.

  33. Is there news about Ubuntu phone?hope for freedom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They seem dead, i.e. Aquarius E5 and E4.5 sold out and no news ones yet.
    Perhaps it doesn't really has a chance, but what's left anyway? Everyone else is dead now?
    Do they get software updates?
    Ubuntu has no phone apps either, but maybe there would be some freedom. Run command line desktop stuff at least. Does that come out of the box, or can you easily add bash etc.? (bash is said to come out of the box on Ubuntu Tablet). Run graphical programs from a desktop that runs an X11 server (ghetto "convergence" that doesn't require special cables, compatible monitor etc.)

    I would like one that's pretty low end or really low end but with 2GB RAM, instead of the 1GB the EQ Aquariuses had. Just to keep it safer.
    Now the feature I'd hope for, could I run an Android VM then - a pretty full one, just for running the single app I need? clean, unencumbered, firewalled, gets the data and network access it needs.
    Android is pretty backwards in requiring you to crack or replace the OS by jumping through hoops. I would rather get a trustworthy, functional and secure phone in the first place, and just add software if I'm going to fuck with it.

    I don't know about Jolla.
    Note : I can't justify more than $120 for a phone. An alternative $500 or $700 phone is rather useless. If it were down to that, I could buy an iPhone SE so as to not get Android, get years of update and run the single needed application. But I can't front $500 for that.