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Nearly 40% of Americans Would Give Up Sex For Better Online Security, Survey Finds (huffingtonpost.com)

A recent survey of over 2,000 adults conducted by Harris Poll on behalf of Dashlane, a "leader in online identity and password management," found that nearly 40 percent of Americans would give up sex for an entire year if it meant they'd never have to worry about being hacked. Huffington Post reports: 40 percent of people also said they'd give up their favorite food for one month in the name of peace of mind online. If all of this sounds drastic, the truth is that it probably is. The single biggest thing people can do to help keep their online identity safe is probably the easiest -- a solid password. 10 years ago, anti-virus was the primary method of online security. But since the Internet has left the desktop and is on laptops, tablets, and cell phones, and since so many people now use the cloud for backing up their sensitive data, following proper password protocol is critical. Of course, having a solid password doesn't do a lot of good if you're giving it out to people. And nearly 50% of people have shared a password to an e-mail account or to an account like Netflix with a friend or had a friend share theirs (which is a surprisingly high number when you consider that 4 out of 10 people said that sharing an online social media password was more intimate than sex). A look at the password habits of Americans showed that about 30% have used a pet's name, almost 25% have used a family member's name, 21% a birthday, and 10% each have used an anniversary, a sports team, an address, or a phone number. So if you just know a few basic, personal details about someone, you've got a decent chance at cracking their password. The study also revealed some interesting data in that younger Americans (those age 18 to 34) who grew up online are far more trusting with passwords than older generations, and married people are less likely to part with passwords than single people.

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  1. Good news everybody! by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 5, Funny

    All you have to do is :

    • Install Linux
    • Spread the word to all the people you want to have sex with

    ... and you can do both!

    1. Re:Good news everybody! by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 2

      Here in the UK over 90% of the population has already given up sex (We call it marriage)

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      Build a Man a Fire, and He'll Be Warm for a Day. Set a Man on Fire, and He'll Be Warm for the Rest of His Life.

    2. Re:Good news everybody! by F.Ultra · · Score: 2

      Windows I don't know, have not used that in over 17 years now. Systemd however works so much better than either sysvinit or upstart for all my home computers, all the workstations at work and on all the servers at work, so there I do not follow.

    3. Re:Good news everybody! by fisted · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I recently observed how 'systemctl whatever disable' (or whatever the correct syntax is, I don't remember) would exit successfully, even if "whatever" is not even a valid service name. No warning either. In a script that would have shat itself, but oh well, scripts are evil, right? Too transparent and readily debugable.

      Now, go ahead and explain to me why exiting successfully when trying to disable a nonexistant services is A-OK because if the service does not exist, it is kinda-sorta disabled anyway and thus totally not a problem.

      To me it is the poor design shining through, and with this precedent how am I supposed to trust in that this was a coincidence and the rest of systemd does not have those basic glitches that can lead to extremely obscure errors down the line. Especially since I ran into this within the first 10 minutes of familiarizing myself with that shiny new blackbox. Fuck this crap. I went back to sysvinit on Debian, and I don't even like sysvinit, but systemd is orders of magnitude worse (at the same time also being orders of magnitude bigger. the amount of code that is PID1 alone is mind-boggling. If you don't believe it, Look at the goddamn source and, wait, no, don't just count the lines -- if you are marginally familiar with C, you will notice there is over a page worth of local includes. Are you marginally familiar with C and do you want to explain what this means wrt. to how much code is running as PID1?).

      That said, other fancy new-school linux toys have similar issues. Especially the 'ip' tool or iproute2. If you script it, it better "work fine, thank you", and if not you're SOL.

      Disclaimer: I'm currently being "forced" to run Linux at work, so I have to put up with this shit. I'll eventually be back on NetBSD and start enjoying watching the circus that is Linux again.

      PS: You running systemd on what I assume are production servers gives evidence of carelessness. No matter how good or crappy systemd is, it is not mature. You don't run immature stuff on production servers, whenever possible. sysadmin 101.
      Thus I'm going to assume 17 years means more like 5 years and you're a PFY. Thank god I don't have to work with you.

    4. Re:Good news everybody! by youngone · · Score: 2
      It sounds to me that 40% of Americans are prepared to tell pollsters any old crap.

      Pollsters are prepared to believe them.

  2. Security? by The+Rizz · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, 40% of Americans have bad sex lives.

  3. Numbers don't lie by TimothyHollins · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm guessing the female participation in this study was also at 40%.

    1. Re:Numbers don't lie by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      I'm guessing the female participation in this study was also at 40%.

      Are you living in some alternate reality where women don't have a sex drive? By the way, that reality sounds like it sucks, which is ironic because I don't imagine much of that going on.

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      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    2. Re:Numbers don't lie by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's not that women have no drive but it is quite a bit weaker than men's.

      Nah that's just a rather recent social idea. Go back a while and you find that people considered the opposite to be true.

      Also, since the women control the sex,

      No they don't, that's an incredibly stupid thing to think.

      every woman gets 100% satisfied sexually

      Fucking moron. I mean really. You actually believe that? Have you, like, ever actually talked to a woman ever? I was going to try to come up with a "logical" argument, but how can you argue with someone who just invents facts to support their world view. On an entirely unrelated note, did you vote Trump?

      and every male is frustrated

      I ain't.

      since there is always much more demand than supply

      Haaa hahahaha.

      There might be a shortage of women who you think are hot enough that you want to bonk. However saying "there's a shortage of women" is somewhat different from, for example, "there's a shortage of supermodels who want to bonk me".

      The "fact" that women have as strong drive as men is simply political correctness...sadly it has penetrated even biology text books.

      At times past other cultures have considered the opposite to be the case.

      The refusal to recognize that 9 out of 10 men are sexually frustrated [if monogamy is obeyed] is at the core of enormous amount of social trouble....

      How do you know the women aren't sexually frustrated too? Oh right you don't. You just invented a fantasy where they aren't. Try actually speaking to women, or failing that, visit some internet forums where people are more likely to talk about their personal lives, such as the comments section of agony columns.

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      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    3. Re:Numbers don't lie by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      It's not that women have no drive but it is quite a bit weaker than men's.

      what?

      (sources abound)

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  4. BS Slashvertisement for password manager by raymorris · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After 20 years working in internet security, the headline struck me as bullshit. Just yesterday when I told a guy that making his DVR accessible via the internet would mean hackers would likely get into it, his response was "I don't care". That's about typical. So why would this survey come up with that result? The bottom section of the article begins with:
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    Dashlane makes identity and checkouts simple with its password manager and secure digital wallet app. Dashlane allows its users to securely manage passwords
    __

    And according to a survey conducted by McDonald's, their burgers are wonderful.

  5. After all that angst over #fakenews ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And what is this supposed to actually mean? It's just a clickbait study that doesn't really tell us a damned thing that's actually useful.

    I bet 40% of the people who read this would be willing to punch the author of the study in the face for a chocolate bar, too.

  6. Those who would trade sex for security... by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 5, Funny

    Deserve neither.

  7. Terrible Sample by DatbeDank · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This study means absolutely nothing other than showing us that the people who visit Dashlane's site and use their products most likely either don't care or get any sex and have no problem giving it up for better online security. That's like polling Slashdot about which Mp3 player is better (Zune or iPod).

    I bet if they sampled 2000 people who read the Huffpost or some other more mixed MSM site will get a vastly different answer than what this bunk poll found.

  8. Re:Easy by TimothyHollins · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "The single biggest thing people can do to help keep their online identity safe is probably the easiest -- a solid password."

    Fucking cannot be absolutely more wrong on this one. Firstly, you "shouldn't" re-use passwords. So it isn't a "solid password", but instead a "solid password per web site". But what *IS* a solid password? That's right. Complex as fuck shit to remember. Upper, lower, number, specials, with a minimum and maximum that isn't even remotely consistent from web site to web site.

    You aren't thinking about the real world here, you're thinking like a programmer.

    Yes, a long and complex password is better from a cryptographic view, but noone will ever remember 200+ characters.
    If you want to be safe, then you need a simple, reusable password for low-risk sites (forum accounts like /.), a secure and long password for critical sites that you access through special services (like your email account), and possibly a third medium security password for sensitive sites (like online gaming where your credit card is involved). This allows you to remember the passwords, and if a low/medium-risk password should be compromised, it doesn't matter so much. Better yet, since you only have three passwords to keep track of, you can make them a bit tougher.

    This stuff is actually something everyday people can use in the real world.

  9. Meaningless data by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What's the point in polling a population who believe in angels, has but the slightest knowledge of history and geography and is almost illiterate in science?

    40% of Americans probably couldn't understand what "nearly 40% of Americans" even means.

    We could as well discuss the percentage of toddlers who think their mum should be Queen of America.

  10. Re:Easy by MancunianMaskMan · · Score: 2

    And I thought we should all use "correct horse battery staple" for everything and that would be secure!

  11. Re:Not the same by amalcolm · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Kissing is more intimate than sex" - You are doing it wrong

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    Time for bed, said Zebedee - boing
  12. And it came out that... by LordHighExecutioner · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...all of them were ex-subscribers of Ashley Madison dating service, who got neither sex nor privacy!

  13. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just installed APKs HOSTS file generator. Now I can shag all I want and be secure!

  14. Re:Easy by arth1 · · Score: 2

    A password manager is also a potential vector for attacks. Can you guarantee that the password manager and the OS it runs on are both secure? Otherwise, it's putting all your eggs in one basket.

    Never mind the (not completely uncommon) problem of losing access to your password manager. Then you're faced with having lost all your passwords.

    tl;dr: I'd rather lose a credit card than the whole wallet.

  15. Re: Easy by arth1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Team Password Manager (http://teampasswordmanager.com/)is self hosted and has a Chrome extension, and free for two users.

    So you have to trust a closed source program, and run it on a server with PHP, IconCube, MySQL (with ALL privileges, no separation between user and admin rights) and Apache, and poke a hole in your firewall to reach its web server? That's increasing security?

    Never mind the mind boggling idea of using a browser extension to give your browser a backdoor into it to increase convenience.

  16. So presumably... by Elegor · · Score: 2

    The other 60% would give up online security for better sex.