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British Film Institute To Digitize 100,000 Old TV Shows Before They Disappear (bbc.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from BBC: Thousands of British TV programs are to be digitized before they are lost forever, the British Film Institute says. Anarchic children's show Tiswas and The Basil Brush Show are among the programs in line for preservation. The initiative was announced as part of the BFI's five-year strategy for 2017-2022. "Material from the 70s and early 80s is at risk," said Heather Stewart, the BFI's creative director. "It has a five or six-year shelf life and if we don't do something about it will just go, no matter how great the environment is we keep it in. "Our job is make sure that things are there in 200 years' time." The BFI has budgeted $14.3 million of Lottery funding towards its goal of making the UK's entire screen heritage digitally accessible. This includes an estimated 100,000 of the "most at-risk" British TV episodes and clips held on obsolete video formats. The list includes "early children's programming, little-seen dramas, regional programs and the beginnings of breakfast television." The issue for the BFI, Ms Stewart added, was also to do with freeing up storage space. "We have a whole vault which is wall-to-wall video. If we digitized it, it would be in a robot about the size of a wardrobe," she said.

124 comments

  1. Don't forget the Uncle Hogram Program! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Essential viewing during those formative years.

    1. Re:Don't forget the Uncle Hogram Program! by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 2

      Sadly too much has already been burnt by the BBC :|

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    2. Re:Don't forget the Uncle Hogram Program! by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      This is the case on quite a few fronts. I was working for a television station in NZ a few years ago, and they were literally throwing out Beta tapes of original programming.

      Also, classic staples for us nerds such as Le Monde Englouti (Spartacus and the sun beneath the sea), some episodes simply don't exist anymore in the english dub.

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  2. Tricky... by PCM2 · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure I can think of a digital storage medium that has been proven to last 200 years.

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    1. Re:Tricky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Presumably, they plan to digitize it and store it in various places. But, once it's digitized, they can migrate it towards new storage devices relatively easily as well as monitor the integrity of the entire catalog and repair the broken files as need be.

      As long as they migrate the content to newer technology regularly, it shouldn't be much of an issue.

      The really hard bit is going to be the initial scan and import of the materials and doing so in a way that they get all the possible data off the current copies.

    2. Re:Tricky... by ArtemaOne · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't worry. They'll just store it all in "the cloud" and it'll last forever.

    3. Re:Tricky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone in Japan is looking into durable digital storage. The article did say much, maybe it is laser etched into a glass block.

      Nils K. Hammer

    4. Re:Tricky... by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      As the collection gets bigger they will be under financial pressure to delay the updating as long as possible. Eventually that will lead to unrecoverable bit rot and stuff will be lost. We need to spend the money and make a good long term archive medium.

    5. Re: Tricky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Magnetic tape is still the archivists choice. There is a lot of experience with it over 75 years regarding storage, preservation, etc.

    6. Re:Tricky... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Just encode it into laser pulses and beam it several directions into space. Then as soon as we invent faster than light travel, we can zip out a little ways past where the laser has reached and just wait for it.

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    7. Re:Tricky... by CTU · · Score: 0

      A digital file is easy to cope from one source to another without any data loss. So if they just copy to a new drive or such every few years or just whever they need to do so,these videos will last

    8. Re:Tricky... by someoneOtherThanMe · · Score: 1

      You forgot to include the sharks. They must fit in there somehow.

    9. Re: Tricky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Redundant laser-etched dense plates would hold up well.
      Or any other dense media.

      The key here is the changes can't be silly little pigment changes, needs to be permanent destruction of the plate material.

      Then, after it is all done, coat the surface is tough glass to prevent the weakened surface from dusting away over the years.

      This could probably outlast humanity with the way we are goin.

    10. Re:Tricky... by dhaen · · Score: 2

      It will be digitised and then stored on 2 different tape formats - currently IBM TS1150 and LTO-6 in Spectralogic tape libraries. There are systems for regular data integrity checks and a migration path.

    11. Re: Tricky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The internet"

      I back stuff up to P2P. Anything good will still be around if I need it in a few years time.

    12. Re: Tricky... by simpz · · Score: 1

      I always hope this Quartz Glass storage that can last for claimed billions of years can make it to a product.

      http://www.computerworld.com/a...

      We then get into the file formats issues but solving half the problem is a good start.

    13. Re:Tricky... by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Who do you think is going to fly the rocket?

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    14. Re:Tricky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm so sick of people saying dumb things like that. Once it's digitized, it is trivial to move to other formats as they arise. NOT digitizing them and letting them sit and rot because no "digital storage medium that has been proven to last 200 years" is idiotic.

    15. Re:Tricky... by Wootery · · Score: 1

      But that's not really how this works. You just pay for a service like Amazon Glacier, and it's a constant renewal fee.

    16. Re:Tricky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, the inevitable "the people in the article are too stupid to think of the obvious issue an anonymous person on \. immediately recognizes" post. Good on you laddie!

    17. Re:Tricky... by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I can think of a digital storage medium that has been proven to last 200 years.

      Gold punchcards

      No, I'm not joking

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    18. Re:Tricky... by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      "I'm not sure I can think of a digital storage medium that has been proven to last 200 years."

      Nor can I - and I do backups + long term archiving as part of my dayjob (*)

      However I CAN point out that having it in a readable digital format means you can migrate to newer generations of storage _as long as you do so before the older format readers die_

      (Practically, at the moment this means migrating from LTOn to LTOn+2 when you acquire the LTOn+2 equipment and verifying the SHA256 checksums haven't changed)

      (*) LTOs are claimed to last for decades but good luck finding a working LTO2 drive in 50 years time and in any case that's a tape that's written ONCE, then stored under carefully controlled conditions. They're only good for a claimed 162 complete cycles and experience has shown it's more like 50 so don't just go archiving your last generation of heavily used backup tapes.

  3. Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by Obfuscant · · Score: 0
    "Material from the 70's ..." "five year shelf life". So it's already gone but needs $14.3 million to preserve it.

    "the beginnings of breakfast television". Really?

    If you look at the large amount of stuff that has been digitized from long ago you'll see that most of it could easily be lost with no harm to society at all. I've bought DVDs with large numbers of very old movies, and most of them are not worth the effort.

    Yes, some things are historically significant and should be preserved, but early forms of "breakfast TV" shouldn't be on that list.

    Although I would love to have copies of a few of the Breakfast Time shows with Tom Bergeron and Laurie whats-her-name (before she married the producer of Live with Regis...) The one with Phil Kogan on remote in the pristine Vermont woods explaining why they couldn't get a live feed from the place they wanted to be because of all the trees, and someone in the background making chainsaw noises, was absolutely priceless. But every scene with the moronic puppet going "Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom..." could be lost forever and nobody would notice. It wasn't even as funny as Sheldon going "Penny. Penny. Penny", it was just annoying.

    1. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Read the diversity related parts of the pdf.
      "to set agendas", "dual identities", "representation of women" ...
      For both future funding and past works.

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    2. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by dbIII · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, some things are historically significant and should be preserved, but early forms of "breakfast TV" shouldn't be on that list.

      Episodes of Dr Who and The Goodies are gone because they were not on that sort of list. Significant or not a non-trivial number of people would have wanted to see them and even shell out cash to do so. As an example, a restored version with animation of Dr Who "Power of the Daleks" was recently in cinemas.

      Choosing a narrow list has already lost us some interesting material so it's probably a good idea not to tightly restrict this time either. There will be gems among all the muck.

    3. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a matter of triage and prioritization. Archivist always have to decide what to keep and what to toss, otherwise the archives would dwarf the cities that they store records for before too long.

    4. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a matter of triage and prioritization. Archivist always have to decide what to keep and what to toss, otherwise the archives would dwarf the cities that they store records for before too long.

      It shouldn't be a problem to save much of it, at least space wise. Hard drives are what at around 6TB capacity? Analog copies probably don't need to be saved in 4k. The original source isn't that good. 1080p might make sense, then either h264 or 265. It might even be possible to just farm out the storage to something like BackBlaze, perhaps using a couple copies. They could then charge a nominal fee for anybody to access the data, to help cover the cost of storage and maintenance. Anybody could run their own mirror of course, but servers still cost money.

    5. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt that strict archival would favour the use of compression, especially if after the digitization they want to remaster the material. They would be best off having all the digitized material be uncompressed since that allows for better post processing.

    6. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I doubt that strict archival would favour the use of compression, especially if after the digitization they want to remaster the material. They would be best off having all the digitized material be uncompressed since that allows for better post processing.

      If you can get good quality sources the compression isn't the end of the world, particularly for something you might not otherwise save. Uncompressed 1080p is around 3Gbps. Compressed is what around 4Mbps, a factor of nearly a thousand different.

      The real problem is the poor quality sources. Noise compresses badly. Sure you can at least use lossless compression, but that's what maybe a factor of 10 at best. (I'm too lazy to look it up, but I think that is in the ballpark.) If space is a consideration, you might have to process the video before saving to try to reduce noise. Some things like animation can take some fairly targeted filtering. It seems wrong to try to process it rather than save it as is, and maybe there really is space to just save it all uncompressed, though I'm less than certain that is the case for everything.

      Obviously if it is the really important stuff then save it all uncompressed and never lose that data, no matter what you later make of it.

    7. Re: Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      JPEG 2000 is good for 10:1 lossy compression of almost all material without visible artifacts. Lossless JPEG 2000 is more like 2:1 or 3:1, but it depends on the material. See: http://www.digitizationguidelines.gov/still-image/documents/Snyder.pdf

    8. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by dbIII · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's a matter of triage and prioritization

      Such a process resulted in the losses I gave as examples above. An afternoon drama for children didn't seem all that important culturally so Dr Who episodes that could be making money for the BBC were thrown away.

    9. Re: Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do we archive Jim'll Fix It?

    10. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the flipside I've been trying to avoid most on the content of the 80's since I was 12 but it's being broadcast on repeat. Can we just let it go now?

    11. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a self-indulgent twat you must be. The world does not revolve around you, Mr Snowflake. Shocking, I know. Whaaa whaaa, mememememe. No wonder the country is going down the shitter with people like you. "I don't like something, get rid of it for everyone else for evermore."

    12. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That rubbish. The British library has every English language book, the US libraries likewise. Part of the copyright process in the UK is sending each book to six select libraries in the UK. Are they bigger than cities? Are they fuck! This is digital media, it's nothing. Storage is both cheap and scaleable, as is archival media. Seen how much data you can get on a harddrive? Seen how much storage is available in data centres? You obviously know nothing about technology, go back to the Daily Mail where people of your level hang out. 100k TV shows, 20-30 minutes each, and on low resolution. They'll be 500MB each using h.264, if that.

    13. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought they would have wanted to lose all of this information because it shows the UK had a 'different demographic' in the 70s... (i.e. it was 95% WHITE people... and white people might start seeing all white TV shows and long for the way things were... how awful of them...)

    14. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. Just because I don't like something, doesn't mean millions of other people don't want to see it.

    15. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of this stuff is in the old British TV standard (one of the lowest resolution standards used in "modern" times) or PAL, so we're not talking about HD resolution.

    16. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well why did it have copyright if it was so worthless? You forget that they gained the benefits of monopoly rights (copyrights) and now you're claiming that they get to renege on the deal because it isn't worth much now???

      WHY THE HELL DID COPYRIGHT LAST THIS LONG, THEN???

      And since we now see that most things are worthless after much shorter times than copyright lasts, we can cut the length of copyrights, right? No? WHY THE HELL NOT?

      Look, if the owners of copyright have shown they won't live up to their bargain, why do they get all hissy when we don't bother either?

    17. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      An afternoon drama for children didn't seem all that important culturally so Dr Who episodes that could be making money for the BBC were thrown away.

      As much as I like Dr. Who, I could never honestly claim that every episode was "important culturally". What, "look how culturally relevant those worms in the green slime are!" Now, the "Upperclass Twit of the Year Award" contest might have been a statement about British culture of the day, but hey! We've already got all the Monty Python episodes available -- because people would pay for them.

      To be honest, there was no market for Dr. Who episodes before the VCRs became ubiquitous. BBC didn't imagine making more money off of them when they were thrown away. How do we know that? Because now there is a market for old shows and we have DVDs of the complete series of Dukes of Hazard, as just one example. And I already have a DVD of several episodes of Do Not Adjust to go with my box set of MP.

      I think the issue is not whether such things should be digitized to protect them, but who pays for it. Using lottery funds is not the right source. And trying to paint it as a grand attempt at improving diversity in film is, well, silly.

    18. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by ranton · · Score: 1

      I think the issue is not whether such things should be digitized to protect them, but who pays for it. Using lottery funds is not the right source. And trying to paint it as a grand attempt at improving diversity in film is, well, silly.

      Preserving our cultural history is certainly something you would expect governmental involvement for, and lottery funds are a common form of public funding. Its not much different than historical preservation of architecturally significant buildings or the preservation of national parks. Sometimes private groups are involved in these endeavors, but government institutions are usually also involved.

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    19. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by dwywit · · Score: 1

      Don't forget this is likely all standard definition - so you're only starting with about 1/4 of the data that today's common formats would have.

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    20. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Preserving our cultural history

      Well, see, that means you assume that old TV shows are "cultural history" and I don't. The fact that there was a chimp co-host of a morning TV show might be "culturally significant", but digitizing every program he was in doesn't add to that history in any significant way.

      Historical preservation of buildings is a burden put upon the owners, not the government. I find it rather intrusive to have a government that tells the owner of a building that they cannot replace the old energy inefficient windows they have with modern ones because it won't "look like it should". Why should the government tell anyone what kind of windows they can have, especially when it's an improvement that will save the owner money AND help the environment?

    21. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It appears to be film not tape so the resolution will be whatever it is scanned at with a practical limit of a few times the grain size on the film. That's still not going to be a massive amount of data per reel especially if it's monochrome.

    22. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      On the flipside I've been trying to avoid most on the content of the 80's since I was 12 but it's being broadcast on repeat. Can we just let it go now?

      The people who make decisions in programming now love that stuff because they grew up on it so we are stuck with it. Now you know how we felt about seemingly endless 1950s and 1960s nostalgia with a pile of disappointing and pointless remakes.

    23. Re:Sometimes a duck is just a duck ... by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      "It appears to be film not tape"

      It's a mixture of both. The "traditional british way" of doing things was film for outdoors (with film union rules) and tape for indoors.

      That changed starting in the 1980s when equipment got portable enough that you didn't expensive outdoor broadcast rigs to make it doable.

      The coercivity of older magnetic media is low enough that the magnetisation of adjacent layers of spooled tape has a long-term effect on what's recorded without any other factor being taken into consideration. This shows as increasing smeariness of the luminance (image) and progressively worse colours (low frequency information (highly visible), recorded on a high frequency subcarrier(easily distorted)). If there's film stock or still photos then this can be used as the base for video restoration but it's not always easy.

      WRT cultural importance: As others have noted a lot of "fluff" got deleted, which turned out to be highly valuable cultural artifacts. The priorities of media management are not the same as cultural historians - as one for-instance, old breakfast TV footage may turn out to be a valuable resource for working out the changing clothing styles or the social penetration of how such styles permeate through a society of the era, despite the content itself being pretty much irrelevant for anything else.

  4. Anarchic children's show Tiswas... by JustNiz · · Score: 3, Informative

    The whole point behind Tiswas was that it actually wasn't a kids show.

    1. Re:Anarchic children's show Tiswas... by hoofie · · Score: 1

      It certainly wasn't patronising like the BBC offering

    2. Re:Anarchic children's show Tiswas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it was. The fact they also used sex to draw in an older male audience was merely to boost the viewing figures to charge advertisers. The BBC at the time utterly destroyed so-called independent TV on Saturday mornings, at least until they lost the plot, but by then other channels were appearing and a generation had moved on to other things, as well as having to complete with the game consoles and 8 bit micros.

    3. Re:Anarchic children's show Tiswas... by K8Fan · · Score: 1

      I just need to see an excellent quality version of Sally James' interview of Kate Bush.

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    4. Re:Anarchic children's show Tiswas... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      They were indeed good times.

    5. Re:Anarchic children's show Tiswas... by TomOTooleNZ · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the tape archive goes back to the original regional shows. I remember watching the first episode with John Asher and Chris Tarrant, and from memory it was ATV only, rather than national. My brother entered a competition, and won a Bee Gees album. It would be worth the look on his face to be able to see that again.

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  5. Robot? by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

    Bulk digital storage requires a robot? Is she perhaps talking about a device that can access stored digital tape media with a mechanical arm or something? Or is any high tech hardware these days just called a "robot" if people don't know what else to call it?

    The article didn't provide any more details, which is a shame, since that sounds sort of interesting to see.

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    1. Re:Robot? by AHuxley · · Score: 2

      In the past a human might have to walk into a vault. Find film or a tape. Find the expert help with the playback system. Work to ensure playback would not further risk the media.
      A few very different video systems got used by different nations over the decades.
      A "robot" would be a digital system that just ensures the storage media is ready, indexed, seachable given the amount of digital material thats ready to access.
      No more walking into a vault with a shelf number, location and finding a rare video format. The robot will just playback the video clip on demand.

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    2. Re:Robot? by dbIII · · Score: 3, Informative

      Is she perhaps talking about a device that can access stored digital tape media with a mechanical arm or something

      Yes. People call LTO6 tape autoloaders with a storage library "robots".

      Going back to old TV, the opening sequence of each episode of the show "The Prisoner" depicts the idea of that sort of "robot" being used for paper card storage instead of a few dozen tapes.

    3. Re:Robot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are number 6....

    4. Re: Robot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We called him "Robbie" you insensitive clod!

  6. Dr. Who by rfengr · · Score: 1

    Some of the Dr. Who were already lost, and reconstructed by fans from audio and photographs, though I believe some were found recorded in Nigeria.

    1. Re:Dr. Who by Kjella · · Score: 2

      Some of the Dr. Who were already lost, and reconstructed by fans from audio and photographs, though I believe some were found recorded in Nigeria.

      I believe that was mostly older material from the 60s where the original source was intentionally purged and reused. In this case it seems the issue is the original material exists but won't live forever.

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    2. Re:Dr. Who by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For another example there is very little footage of Pele in his prime because the matches were recorded on video tape and the tapes were re-used by Brazilian TV for next week's games.

    3. Re:Dr. Who by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn’t purged until the seventies. And a primary reason for that was, as noted in the article, because decent storage space has always been expensive.

      Yes, videotape was expensive early on and re-used at times, but it wasn’t the primary reason for the destruction of most series.

  7. Benny Hill? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Last I heard Benny was to un PC for the English.

    Even the torrents were week. Haven't looked lately...

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    1. Re:Benny Hill? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      Last I heard Benny was to un PC for the English.

      Not a bit. Benny H never made fun of wogs, so you would probably call him PC.

      Even the torrents were week. Haven't looked lately...

      Fat lot you know, you cunt. All of the Benny Hill shows have been torrented. And it's "weak".

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    2. Re:Benny Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck are you talking about? The Benny Hill Show is from England.

    3. Re:Benny Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard that as well, which is a shame because it still airs in the US with some regularity. Benny was the gateway drug of British comedy programming for me, it pretty much ruined my sense of humor for Americans. My Dad used to have it on when I wasn't sleeping at night.

    4. Re:Benny Hill? by ledow · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Nothing to do with not liking Benny Hill.

      It's to do with the generation that did nearly being dead.

      If you were 20 when Benny was on TV, you'll be over 60 now.

      Welcome to Britain, where our comedy is up to date, the US find it 20 years later where they think it's still funny for 20 years after that.

      Seriously, guys, we had Red Dwarf in the 80's/90's and the first mention I've ever seen in the US (apart from the atrocious Americanised US pilot) was in Big Bang Theory only a handful of years ago. Red Dwarf has been dead and buried since I was in secondary school.

      Same with your Monty Python fetish. It was funny AT THE TIME for being outlandish, outrageous, different. That was in the 70's, ffs. It's old hat and hasn't actually been freshly funny for my entire life, yet if a Brit talks to a US person about comedy, I guarantee you they will come up (I'm a Brit, I have proven this statistically by my various encounters...)

      It's not that "it's not funny", it's that it was funny BEFORE WE WERE BORN, or so long ago that nobody remembers. Since then, so much else has come and gone that's so much funnier, that by comparison it's archaic.

      But you guys never seem to see that stuff.

      Re-runs are the death of comedy like that, which was based on shock, rudeness, at-the-time-bordering-on-the-inappropriate, and stars that were still alive. Benny Hill has been dead for 20-something years and hasn't been on TV for over 30-something years, and that was in his later years when he just wasn't funny any more.

      Hell, he starred in the ORIGINAL Italian Job and that was made in 1969.

      It's like all of us here in Britain crowing about how funny I Love Lucy "is".

    5. Re:Benny Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you're a real dick.

    6. Re:Benny Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Shockingly, people can find old things funny. And they can find it funny today for different reasons than those for which audiences found it funny originally. Hell -- sometimes, comedy is funny today for the same reasons it was funny when it was new.

      Jeffrey Fucking Crust Almighty, just let people enjoy shit.

    7. Re:Benny Hill? by SpiceWare · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Congratulations! You just disproved the theory that Americans (and especially us Texans) are the most arrogant people on Earth!

      Talk about misinformed. We didn't "find it 20 years later". I'm 50. I watched Benny Hill and Monty Python with my folks in the 70s. I watched Red Dwarf in the 80s and 90s on PBS here in Houston. On November 8 I bought Red Dwarf series XI on blu-ray, less than two weeks after it finished airing in the UK.

      Monty Python: Introduction to North America

      In the summer of 1974, Ron Devillier, the programme director for nonprofit PBS television station KERA in Dallas, Texas, started airing episodes of Monty Python's Flying Circus. Ratings shot through the roof, providing an encouraging sign to the other 100 PBS stations that had signed up to begin airing the show in October 1974—exactly five years after their BBC debut.

    8. Re:Benny Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A thing that has never happened: a woman that did not fart on her husbands lap."

      - oldest known recorded joke

    9. Re:Benny Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Red Dwarf may not be funny anymore, but it's certainly not "dead and buried".

      http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/red-dwarf/feature/a674114/red-dwarf-xi-series-11-cast-episodes-characters-return-date-everything-you-need-to-know-about-series-11-and-12/

    10. Re:Benny Hill? by hguorbray · · Score: 1

      apart from the sexy dancers and sexual innuendo being probably too un-pc for current sheltered tastes I do remember one particular sketch where Benny was playing a talk show host interviewing himself as a Black African bishop who had African speech patterns and spoke in patois.

      Then they started inverting the color and the talk show host started speaking in patois and the Bishop started speaking the Queen's english. Benny also wore blackface from time to time, but I don't think that was nearly as incendiary in the UK as it was in the US because the UK has treated Blacks better for about 150 years longer than we have.

      Even though it made me cringe a bit at the time it was still pretty funny. There are things that make you laugh that you can still regret laughing at...but that is where comedy can also educate and expose the unpleasant corners of a society

      'I'm just sayin'

    11. Re:Benny Hill? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      apart from the sexy dancers and sexual innuendo being probably too un-pc for current sheltered tastes

      Have you watched TV lately? Do you really believe sexy dancers and innuendo are not part of regular TV fare?

      There are things that make you laugh that you can still regret laughing at...but that is where comedy can also educate and expose the unpleasant corners of a society

      Exactly.

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    12. Re:Benny Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This pretentious b.s. is blown away by this:

      The TV show This Is Your Life (created in the USA, where it ran a little over a decade and was modestly popular) ran in Britain from 1955 all the way to 2003! During this long run it was often the most popular show on British TV.

      This is Your Life. Really.

      Not a terrible show, but you've got to be kidding. Anyone that thinks Brits only watch the high-end stuff like historical dramas or off-beat humor shows doesn't know the reality of what they watch. Ordinary, so-so TV, like the rest of the world, most of the time.

    13. Re:Benny Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Welcome to Britain, where our comedy is up to date, the US find it 20 years later where they think it's still funny for 20 years after that.
      >Same with your Monty Python fetish.

      I'll give you points for one fact, the US did receive these shows later than their native UK. (By the way, most exports from anywhere to anywhere else are usually late).

      And when you say
      >Re-runs are the death of comedy
      Yes, points again. Because for you it's not only native and unappreciated, it's been re-run so yes it's unfunny now.

      But for other parts of the world, it is at least still a little funny. If anything because this comedy style is not native and remains refreshing to new eyes/ears.
      Consider Asian comedy where audiences laugh at physically hurt, tricked, and injury themed skits. And I don't mean a cream pie in the face routine, I mean real sabotages to people on the street and embarrassing setups. Well is this 'style' new? No. But there's an audience that remains stunned and that's the foreign audience.
        Ledow, we love ya- but you're culturally too close to these native gems of yours. And cannot appreciate them.

    14. Re:Benny Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a parent? Do you remember how frustrating it is/was to get your children to follow ANY kind of instructions?
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3YiPC91QUk

      The two guards skit IS parenting, and the impossibility of getting your message through. And since kids will be coming for many years... I think this skit is perpetually funny :)

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    15. Re:Benny Hill? by ledow · · Score: 1

      Red Dwarf died with series 8, everything since has been utter shite, including a "Back to Earth" special where they GO INTO A TV SOAP OPERA that the main actor was starring in at the time.

    16. Re:Benny Hill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you were 20 when Benny was on TV, you'll be over 60 now"

      No, you won't, since it was on until 1991

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Benny_Hill_Show ...and that is, of course, just the original run. Younger people will have watched repeats.

      "Seriously, guys, we had Red Dwarf in the 80's/90's and the first mention I've ever seen in the US"

      So? The US is known for being late to the party when looking at quality overseas content, especially when they prefer to try terrible remakes rather than enjoying a good original title. I showed an American guy Red Dwarf and Spaced a couple of years ago, he loved them.

      "Same with your Monty Python fetish. It was funny AT THE TIME for being outlandish, outrageous, different. That was in the 70's, ffs"

      I watched it in the 90s as a kid and loved it. Is your fetish only watching programs made that year?

      "Hell, he starred in the ORIGINAL Italian Job and that was made in 1969"

      So? Does that mean someone watching it now can't enjoy it?

      I feel very sorry for people like you who can't enjoy programs made before you were born, as if culture only began when you were spawned.

    17. Re:Benny Hill? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Even though it made me cringe a bit at the time it was still pretty funny. There are things that make you laugh that you can still regret laughing at...but that is where comedy can also educate and expose the unpleasant corners of a society

      To misquote ... someone, "Offence is in the eye of the beholder. (Substitute appropriate sense organ for the differently-abled."

      Personally, I'm still giggling over last night's James Bond spoof where the MegaSuper Agent is dispatched with all the weapons from Q-department encased in a dildo.

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  8. Tiswas #1 by hoofie · · Score: 1

    Ah Saturday Mornings. On the BBC we had the safe, middle-class, colourful jumper version with Noel Edmonds, Keith Chegwin etc. On the the other side it was anarchy and chaos with Sally, Chris, Bod, Lenny and John. The dying fly; The Phantom Flan Flinger. Lenny Henry got his career rolling on that although I'm sure his will disavow it now. One of the best bits was when he was pretending to read the News as Trevor McDonald and the real Trevor came up behind him. Although stuck for words, his comment "Well hello daddy" was a cracker. All of this of course is completely lost on non-UK people and those below a certain age. p.s. People moan about the UK and how racist it is but if that's so how does a black journalist born in Trinidad become such a much-loved icon ?

    1. Re:Tiswas #1 by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      The use of the word "racist" has been sadly watered down to the point it has become essentially meaningless.

             

    2. Re:Tiswas #1 by Centurix · · Score: 1

      Hah, Trevor McDonut. Classic. Not forgetting Algernon Winston Razzamatazz and his bread and condensed milk sandwiches. Also, the appearance of Sylvester McCoy, future unpopular Dr. Who and Radagast.

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  9. This is why I'm anti eternal copyright by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we had a rule that after twenty years stuff is public domain then the government authorities could put it on an archive website. This would preserve our media history, and allow poorer citizens access to media so they can become more culturally aware and educated. This would empower people to create better media of their own.

    1. Re: This is why I'm anti eternal copyright by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the US you are supposed to deposit a copy of material with the Library of Congress to register a copyright, and they have a relatively new facility in Culpepper VA to do mass digitization of film and video materials (it used to be a bunker for the Federal Reserve in case of nuclear war).

      However PBS programming had a special arrangement to be held by PBS instead of the Library of Congress, so that material has no hope of being digitized without new funding for that purpose.

    2. Re:This is why I'm anti eternal copyright by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      But that would be stealing from Disney, you dirty commie hippy!

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    3. Re:This is why I'm anti eternal copyright by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20?

      Make it ten.

    4. Re: This is why I'm anti eternal copyright by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not entirely true. I don't know about now, decades ago, when you registered a document that was really long, you could send them the first 50 and the last 50 pages. That would not preserve the entire document. Given a computer program, it would be useless.

  10. Make it accesible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And they're going to make it all freely accessible to the public afterwards, so it can be enjoyed without limit and be archived by amateurs also as a last resort.

    A-hahahah of course not. No they're just going to put it into another vault aren't they?

  11. Good thing we will still have Benny Hill by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

    I don't know what the future would be like without him

    1. Re:Good thing we will still have Benny Hill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's too sexist. Like many other shows from that era, it'll be deemed too offensive for the snow-flake generation, the immigrants or the more religious population. Rather than seeing it for what it was, along with Rising Damp, On the Buses, et al; one PC person will create faux outrage and take offence despite zero complaints and lock it away - or even ensuring it doesn't get archived.

      Ever wondered why Baywatch doesn't get shown today? How about Dukes of Hazzard? PC people deciding they might upset someone, on the back of no complaints.

      How can I claim this? Well, I'm no longer allowed to fly my national flag (might upset an immigrant - despite the fact there are zero complaints from them), and schools are now removing Christmas themes and activities because it might upset the increase in Muslim children - again, even though none have ever complained. These are the same schools that will take you to court if you try to use the dead days at the end of the school year for family holiday time because it's the only period you, as a parent, can actually take off from work thanks to your colleagues block booking the summer break and the business needing X cover. And yet these very same schools allow their Muslim children to be removed to visit Pakistan for extended periods during the year "because umm, well, can't offend their religion."

    2. Re:Good thing we will still have Benny Hill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever wondered why Baywatch doesn't get shown today?

      I think the reason Baywatch isn't shown today is readily apparent.

  12. No harm? You clearly forgot about... by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    ... posterity.

  13. Robot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ms Stewart added, was also to do with freeing up storage space. "We have a whole vault which is wall-to-wall video. If we digitized it, it would be in a robot about the size of a wardrobe," she said.

    "My poor pussy saw her robot and was running around the room al night" - Mrs Slocombe (probably)

  14. Not Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    100,000? That'll cover, what, 5% of Dr. Who episodes?

  15. Way back when ESPN was first starting out by Solandri · · Score: 2

    A friend of my sister's worked there and gave us a tour when we visited. He showed us their vault room where they kept all their videotapes. It wasn't very big, so I asked him since there were so many different sporting events going on every day, how long did they save the recordings of these events. He said most of the stuff (local sports, lower-interest stuff like non-Olympics track events, etc) they only kept for a month or two. Pro sports were kept at least a year, longer for more important games. Playoff finals and particularly notable games, they'd keep indefinitely. But most of the "memorable" events could be boiled down to just a few highlight clips (e.g. a world record-breaking long jump).

    A shocking amount of stuff gets erased or tossed out simply because there's no space to save it (or need at the time). If you think about everything everyone does every day, it's a mindboggling amount of material which is produced daily, So it's inevitable that a lot of it is going to be lost (hopefully with a summary or end result saved). You have to be obsessive/compulsive to want to save everything.

    1. Re:Way back when ESPN was first starting out by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      I wonder why the TV networks bother to save things at all.

      I'm pretty sure that your government and mine, theirs and his, all save every bit of data that passes over the airwaves or T'Internets these days.

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    2. Re: Way back when ESPN was first starting out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sports networks have limited time rights to game footage. The long term rights are with the leagues (like NFL Films).

  16. Keep the original media anyway by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Historians of the future won't just be concerned about the content, but the media, the format, and how the media degades over time as well.

    After all, just because we've got copies of the Magna Carta or something more mundane like a 15th-century grocery list in digital form doesn't mean we get rid of the originals.

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  17. Our Miss Brooks by Snotnose · · Score: 1

    Never heard of it until last night. Had insomnia, it's on at 2 AM. Something about a chicken egg and tricking people into thinking it was a real egg. Funny as hell.

    Aired in 1954, 4 years before I was born.

    1. Re:Our Miss Brooks by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Never heard of it until last night. Had insomnia, it's on at 2 AM. Something about a chicken egg and tricking people into thinking it was a real egg. Funny as hell.

      Aired in 1954, 4 years before I was born.

      I think the CBC or CTV rebroadcast that back in the 1980s after midnight.

      Not sure which.

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  18. PBS stuff is just rotting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somewhere in Northern Virginia is a non-climate controlled storage area where PBS TV shows going back to the 1970's is rotting away. No money to digitize, and often no way to monetize because the original copyright holders can't be found.

  19. Someday IBM Watson will digest all this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just in case...

  20. There's another BasilBrush by tepples · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Basil Brush Show

    Is that with or without the running defense of iOS?

    Boom boom.

  21. How much by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Assuming these are half-hour episodes, that's 50,000 hours of video or 5.71 years. Digital storage is pretty cheap these days, so labor expenses should be more than storage media. How does this come to $14.3 million?

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    1. Re: How much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you're reading it wrong, if it is 100,000 programmes, not episodes, it could easily be over 1 million hours of video.

      We will develop and lead a focused effort with our partners to digitise the most at-risk video collections, most of which are television heritage. This will ensure that up to 100,000 of our unique British television programmes â" including major one-off dramas and documentaries, childrenâ(TM)s television and the birth of breakfast television â" currently held on obsolete video formats and in danger of being lost in the next five to six years, will be safeguarded for future generations
      to enjoy. The digitisation should eventually release costly storage space to allow resources to be
      reinvested in public activities.

      And the plan itself mentions streaming, rights acquisition, and other details. Easily more than digitzation and storage.

  22. Only to renew the copyrights by product_bucket · · Score: 1

    The BFI are scanning these so they can ascertain/renew/monopolise the distribution rights. Some of the still-missing material could be very valuable due to the fact the BBC/BFI currently DON'T have access to it. This is an effort to minimise the ability of others to lay claim to similarly rare material, whilst bringing the rest up to (copy-protected) DVD-retailable quality.

  23. Re:How much... MORE THAN YOU THINK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You may want to read this http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/23/business/media/23steal.html "To store a digital master record of a movie costs about $12,514 a year, versus the $1,059 it costs to keep a conventional film master."

  24. "easy" way to preserve by openright · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The easy way to preserve old content is to restore the public domain, and limit the current infinitely extended copyright.

    Currently, most every audio and video recording ever made is copyrighted and extended every few decades to protect the interests of a few large companies.

    As a side effect, preserving old media is often illegal without permission/licensing (which may be impossible), even if the media is abandoned.

    If there was a reasonable limit on copyright duration, then preservation occurs naturally by the public.

    In the current model, public preservation is strictly prohibited and prevented with DMCA and similar, and old media may just disappear.

    1. Re:"easy" way to preserve by westlake · · Score: 1

      If there were a reasonable limit on copyright duration, then preservation occurs naturally by the public.

      No it doesn't.

      Preservation demands money and expertise that can be hard to find.

      You have a spool of tape, but do you have a compatible recorder for playback? If the signal is degraded can you recover it? That's often not a trivial problem even for the mathematician and electrical engineer. Now and again a successful solution might win you an award.

      The Disney archives remain essentially intact because they remain commercially viable and the studio has always been alert to the potential of new media.

  25. Woo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Digitized Benny Hill!

  26. 20th century to be forgotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how old tech (book, engraved stone,...) can last for centuries whereas TV shows can disappear roughly after four decades.

    1. Re:20th century to be forgotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if you are trying to make some idiotic point that engraved stone is better than a movie, or what.

    2. Re:20th century to be forgotten by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Technically Ogham and other runic writing lasted for millenia.

      So that is a good point.

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    3. Re:20th century to be forgotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it's not. It's just survivor bias!

  27. Digits by Wowsers · · Score: 1

    Firstly, I hope they pick some easy to encode / decode format like DV with PCM audio for archival. It's not space efficient like MP4, but it's less destructive on the information being digitised. I used DV on my VHS tapes.

    On another point, isn't this what people are using Youtube for, as a big archive... oh, but the users haven't paid the copyright cartel their cocaine money the film/tv/record industry shoves up it's collective nose, so the uploads get "monotonized", blocked, or entire Youtube channel gets deleted.

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  28. We're talking about the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're thinking of the US cable channel fX in the 90s with Tom Bergeron and Laurie Hibbert.

  29. Re:Don't forget the Glam Metal Detectives! by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    Don't forget Glam Metal Detectives. Me and my dad took a trip down to London to watch that again a few years ago. There was one joke we referenced for years and we went all the way down there to see it again as you can't buy the show, it's not on youtube or any of the bigger torrent sites. We got a little room, a shitty TV, crappy headphones and the tapes. We watched it all til it came on and it was worth every second. She loved it!

    What's that? We're number one in Backupland? That's good, we're playing there next week.

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  30. Any copyrighted work that disappears by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    should be grounds for arrest of the owner for destruction of public property: that copyright is based on the work becoming public domain, and if the owner wants to renege on the deal AFTER they've gained the benefits of it, the work belonged to the public but was destroyed.

  31. Re:How much... MORE THAN YOU THINK by jabuzz · · Score: 1

    I don't know where those figures come from but they are a pile of rubbish. The digital master of a movie could probably be held for well under a $100 a year. An LTO7 tape has a raw capacity of 6TB and costs around 120USD, keep in a cool room has a shelf life of over a decade. Consumes *ZERO* power during that time. A huge 10000 slot library so it can be recalled without human intervention will consume around 1kW of power. Though to be fair a single frame would consume pretty much the same.

    Whoever came up with that $12,000 a year needs the sack for gross incompetence.

  32. Oh, the legacy VTR's by abmw · · Score: 1

    I was a VTR engineer, for several of many before my conversion to IT commodity analyst / writer, I kept old quad format VTRs in working order. The BBC of all the national broadcasting companies, was the last to migrate content to Type C 1", which almost universally replaced quad format VTRs - tanks that they were, the quad machines (4 heads on a small very high speed spinning cylinder - most of them looked like....hmmm. Google it. The BBC kept more content on Quad than any other broadcaster, one reason being that they had some of the best studio maintainers on the planet - one of my mentors was a former BBC engineer and I know for a fact that he taught some technical knowledge that is long gone now, save for his students BBC dont lose TTSS or Smiley's People or any of the Le carre materials dramatized in the 1960's.