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IBM Promises To Hire 25,000 Americans As Tech Executives Set To Meet Trump (reuters.com)

IBM Chief Executive Ginni Rometty has pledged to "hire about 25,000 professionals in the next four years in the United States" as she and other technology executives prepared to meet with President-elect Donald Trump on Wednesday. Reuters reports: IBM had nearly 378,000 employees at the end of 2015, according to the company's annual report. While the firm does not break out staff numbers by country, a review of government filings suggests IBM's U.S. workforce declined in each of the five years through 2015. When asked why IBM planned to increase its U.S. workforce after those job cuts, company spokesman Ian Colley said in an email that Rometty had laid out the reasons in her USA Today piece. Her article did not acknowledge that IBM had cut its U.S. workforce, although it called on Congress to quickly update the Perkins Career and Technical Education Act that governs federal support for vocational education. "We are hiring because the nature of work is evolving," she said. "As industries from manufacturing to agriculture are reshaped by data science and cloud computing, jobs are being created that demand new skills -- which in turn requires new approaches to education, training and recruiting." She said IBM intended to invest $1 billion in the training and development of U.S. employees over the next four years. Pratt declined to say if that represented an increase over spending in the prior four years.

244 comments

  1. How's Ginny going to gt 25K green cards that fast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I suppose they'd have to let go of 50K already here first as well.

  2. That is great... by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

    ...but I am unprofessional, so I guess I ain't getting a job at IBM.

    1. Re:That is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe THEY should ask HIM how to hire foreigners with H2B visas for jobs like maid, cook, gardener; after all we don't have enough of them in this country to fill the demand.

    2. Re: That is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      After working with IBM Global Services for thirteen years, I think being unprofessional is a requirement.

    3. Re: That is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They only hire illegals that can't speak English. I'd rather deal with morons that can understand what I'm saying.

    4. Re: That is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If by unprofessional you mean doesn't speak English, then I agree.

    5. Re:That is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but I am unprofessional, so I guess I ain't getting a job at IBM.

      Actually this is one situation where, knowing you from your posts here, you would fit right in with them 110010001000. I say go for it!

    6. Re: That is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They only hire illegals that can't speak English. I'd rather deal with morons that can understand what I'm saying.

      IBM also fires and trash talks everyone who performs over a certain level as a contractor. I have been in this situation and sued them for slander and collected (roughly $200,000.00 after court costs) and right now am living off of that until I can get the word out that IBM's talk about my performance was BS. I will be working next year but not at IBM.

    7. Re: That is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone speaks the language and screws up they have fewer excuses. That is why IBM hires so many people that can't speak English.

    8. Re: That is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work there but they decided competent people were too expensive. Now it's all illegals.

    9. Re: That is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do I work with you?

    10. Re: That is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got the same treatment. I'd trust Ginny Rometty about as far as I can throw Armonk. But it'll be fun watching Trump tear her a new asshole.

    11. Re: That is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when? My wife is a maid and I worked as a gardener/landscaper while on college. It has been tough for both of us to find jobs because of illegals.

    12. Re: That is great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a tongue-in-cheek shot at Trump. He has a bunch of immigrants on work visas working at his resort in Florida. He claimed it was too hard to find americans to do the jobs.

    13. Re:That is great... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      That is great... ...but I am unprofessional

      Don't worry, we already knew that.

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    14. Re:That is great... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, we already knew that.

      I used to work for IBM. We all BM for IBM. I parted peaceably, so in theory I could go work for them again, but since I've made a bunch of public comments about their role in the Holocaust since, odds are probably against it.

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  3. Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They'll buy 50 companies with an average of 1000 US workers each, then lay half of them off.

    1. Re:Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      The Hillary Clinton method. But those laid off will get cushy government jobs.

    2. Re:Translation by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      They'll buy 50 companies with an average of 1000 US workers each, then lay half of them off.

      ... in four to eight years when Trump leaves office.

      TFTFY

  4. I'm highly skeptical by NothingWasAvailable · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The leopard doesn't change it's spots.

    IBM's principle strategy for the past decade has been moving work to lower cost countries (layoffs), stock buybacks, and acquiring other companies; these lower costs, increase earnings per share, and starve R&D of funding.

    1. Re:I'm highly skeptical by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      Not matter what the leopard chooses, if the meal is not accessible it will starve and in this case the simple government expedient of forcing all government funded contracts to be carried out by US citizens within the US, will force companies to comply, whether they want to or not. Sure some will bitch, the insanely greedy but the rest will accept it as long as it is an equal playing field (in the end they will be economically better off, ignoring insane short term destructive psychopathic greed).

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    2. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "principal", not "principle", it's no fucking wonder companies outsource when the native talent has a hard time with grade-school spelling. And it's means IT IS.

    3. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Serge_Tomiko · · Score: 3, Funny

      The purpose of the Trump presidency is to oversee the end of USD Hegemony and the transition to a UN mediated reserve currency for foreign exchange.

      The USD has been artificially strong since the Nixon Shock, the reasons of which are significant but not relevant to my point. This was a political move, at that time. The goals of USD imperialism have been achieved, and the imbalances caused by this system (see the the Triffin Paradox) mean it is in everyone's interest to move to this system.

      An immediate consequence is the "lower cost" countries will no longer be so much lower as the USD falls in value and other country's currencies rise.

      The same is true for imported goods. Many sneer at Trump's proposal to bring manufacturing back. Automation definitely means this won't be a huge solution to unemployment, but it's necessary. Cheap goods from China will no longer be affordable for the lower classes. Even if all new factories were entirely automated, we would still need to build them.

    4. Re:I'm highly skeptical by CaptainDork · · Score: 2

      The R&D starvation is pandemic in the US.

      CEOs and shareholders are shortsighted greedy bastards or bitches, as applies.

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    5. Re:I'm highly skeptical by CaptainDork · · Score: 0

      ... ignoring insane short term destructive psychopathic greed ...

      Bazinga ~ Sheldon Cooper

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    6. Re:I'm highly skeptical by CaptainDork · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      it's
      contraction
      pronoun: it's

              it is.
              "it's my fault"
                      it has.
                      "it's been a hot day"

      FTFY

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    7. Re: I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A principal is a friend. In other words, a pal.

    8. Re:I'm highly skeptical by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      The R&D starvation is pandemic in the US.

      Israel and Korea spend the most on R&D, at about 4% of GDP each. But America is still in the top ten. China's R&D spending is rising the fastest. Countries in Latin America and Eastern Europe tend to invest the least.

    9. Re:I'm highly skeptical by whoever57 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The purpose of the Trump presidency is to oversee the end of USD Hegemony and the transition to a UN mediated reserve currency for foreign exchange.

      Hah, hah, very funny conspiracy theory you have there.

      In reality, it's much simpler, and far more obvious. The purpose of the Trump presidency is to enrich Donald Trump.

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    10. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SKINNER!

    11. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but thay outs0rce da codzng, mee g00d wit da codz, l33t!

    12. Re:I'm highly skeptical by gtall · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "forcing all government funded contracts to be carried out by US citizens within the US, will force companies to comply"

      Nope. You forget companies are adept at gaming a system, any system. They have legions of lawyers to figure out how to do that and they can pay much more than the hired guns for the U.S. government. And the U.S. spends roughly $4 Trillion out of a $19 Trillion economy, but most of that is cash payments and stuff that could only funded within the U.S. regardless of what is offered in foreign countries.

      What's likely to happen is that Trump does his Monkey Dance on Twitter complaining about some perceived inequality. Companies will make treks to Trump Tower where Trump will receive them. Trump will make some grand pronouncement of a deal that only he could make. Companies will laugh all the way home on how they took that rube to the cleaners. Everybody is happy.

    13. Re:I'm highly skeptical by gtall · · Score: 1

      Yes, except for one thing, the rest of the world sucks, legally. The reason the U.S. dollar is THE reserve currency is because of trust. The reason the Chinese renminbi is not is because no one trusts the Chinese government further than they can spit a two-headed rat. No other currencies are big enough.

      And your conspiracy theory is stupid.
       

    14. Re:I'm highly skeptical by gtall · · Score: 2

      Wait until Trump wastes U.S. R&D. He won't understand its function and no one will be able to explain it to someone who has the attention span of gnat.

    15. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The reason the U.S. dollar is THE reserve currency is because our military and "trade treaties" are deliberately tasked to promptly squash any and all pretenders to the crown.
      No one really trusts the U.S. dollar any more, but there's little alternative at the moment. We took out Hussein and Gaddafi because they made too much noise about limiting the destructive influence and systematic theft of the petrodollar mechanism. Others will meet the same fate.
      Our Q.E. program alone is proof we can't really be trusted, and we have the gall to bitch about Chinese "currency manipulation". :)

    16. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Tesen · · Score: 1

      The purpose of the Trump presidency is to oversee the end of USD Hegemony and the transition to a UN mediated reserve currency for foreign exchange.

      Hah, hah, very funny conspiracy theory you have there.

      In reality, it's much simpler, and far more obvious. The purpose of the Trump presidency is to enrich Donald Trump.

      "And those he and the Republican congress see fit to enrich..."

    17. Re: I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fiat money didn't devalue the usd like naysayers said so now it's something else as imaginary.

    18. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > In reality, it's much simpler, and far more obvious. The purpose of the Trump presidency is to enrich Donald Trump.

      I disagree. I think the the purpose of a Trump presidency is

      (a) For Trump to try to fill that hole in his heart created by an unloving and disapproving father - the man is a walking needball craving approval and adoration, right now he's doing a god damn victory tour, who does that? All the generals he's filling the cabinet with are father-surrogates he imprinted on while in a military boarding school.

      (b) For Bannon to tear down the institutions of government (as evidence for this I point to all of the cabinet appointments of either incompetents like Carson or those outright hostile to the very mission of the departments they will head, like EPA, Energy, Labor and Justice).

    19. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not matter what the leopard chooses, if the meal is not accessible it will starve and in this case the simple government expedient of forcing all government funded contracts to be carried out by US citizens within the US, will force companies to comply, whether they want to or not.

      Ok, so government wants to build something big. A military airbase perhaps. Of course the construction work takes place in the US because that is the location. And with american workers. And japanese bulldozers - oops. Ok, get american made bulldozers, containing european engines and chinese hydraulics? Woops, check that every part in every machine is american? Down to nuts, bolts and paintwork? No foreign citizens employed in all of this? The control board for the paint robot isn't of japanese origin? Is fuel oil sourced from the middle east ok?

      Repeat this control regime for everything else, not just bulldozers. Verification will cost more than the construction, and corporations will still try to cheat.

    20. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      The leopard doesn't change it's spots.

      IBM's principle strategy for the past decade has been moving work to lower cost countries (layoffs), stock buybacks, and acquiring other companies; these lower costs, increase earnings per share, and starve R&D of funding.

      This is correct but I'd add to this that apparently one thing they aren't doing as they lay off US workers is laying off US management. I believe we've had reports of this and through a remote family connection I know a US IBM employee in middle management who has expressed zero concern about ever being laid off. All I can say is my previous employer did this too - laid off many of the US employees and kept the US based management - and it didn't work out so well for them. One of the things we found is that US customers get tired of never being able to talk to US support staff. Sometimes foreign accents are a problem.

      Another famous IBM tactic of the past, and I have no idea how much they do it today, is to buy out smaller competitors and simply shut them down. Ever heard of Sequent Computers? Probably not for most of you. The reason is that IBM bought them out, made some big talk about integrating some Sequent technology into AIX, and then in the end just shut down the whole company and laid off virtually everybody because integrating their technology was going to actually take some work and IBM didn't want to do that.

    21. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're an *international* *business* *machine*, referring to themselves as such. What do you expect an international business machine to do when it sees a cheaper way to generate revenue? See... it's not about the good of the people at all... it's about what's logically consistent with increasing revenue or lowering costs... (if appeasing Trump has a potential to lower their tax rate somehow, they'll do what's logical and... well... play along).

    22. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The purpose of the Trump presidency is to enrich Donald Trump.

      So he's like any other politician out there?

      Well he's not, he's already pretty successful from a financial standpoint so at least it's not like he "needs" money at least at the moment.

    23. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    24. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you're more accurate than you realize.
          Around 2001 I ran across his book The America We Deserve, it was in the bargain bin for a dollar so I thought what the heck. Chapter one reads like this (and I kid you not!): "Let's cut to the chase. Yes, I am considering a run for the presidency of the United States."

      So you're right! The enrichment may be emotional though, winning just to win. Now he's gotta work for the next four years, wondering how that'll be.

    25. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everybody is happy.

      Well, almost everyone, the US populous...

    26. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right now he's doing a god damn victory tour, who does that?

      Obama. You don't see it because you're a blind partisan, and only see things wrong in 'the other.' https://politics.slashdot.org/...

    27. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Deagol · · Score: 1

      Now there's a name I haven't heard of in a long time.

      My first ever Unix account was on a Sequent Symmetry in 1990 for CS101 (RIP sage.cc.purdue.edu). The OS was Dynix, and I think the machine had six i386 cores.

      Ah, those were the days, before shadowed passwords and TTYs with proper permissions. All via 9600-baud serial connections in the dorms. Fun stuff.

    28. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you just google "obama" and "victory tour" without even reading the results?
      Come on, you can admit it. Just between us ACs.

      Name one rally that Obama held for himself while he was president-elect.
      Hell. Name one rally that Obama held for himself while he was president. And campaigning for 2012 or for other politicians doesn't count.

      That op-ed doesn't even explain what "world victory tour" its talking about. Its just a generic list of complaints Obama's foreign policies.

    29. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      > now he's doing a god damn victory tour, who does that?

      Hitler. Literally. The last time someone held post-election political rallies was 1930 germany.

      Fortunately, Trump's rallies seem be kind of anemic. Like the one in Fayetteville, NC Or the one in Iowa where he got less than 5,000 people and had to use the smaller Hy-vee convention hall instead of the adjoining wells-fargo arena.

    30. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's against Trump, so a +5 Insightful is guaranteed. But please answer one question:

      Do you really believe that a Donald Trump, who has been leading a sizable empire of companies and acquired several billion dollars over several decades, has actually no business smarts and is easily duped by anyone? Are you serious?

    31. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +5 Insightful to all anti-Trump posts here.. I'm not surprised.

      Anyway: How much money Trump needs to amass? He's 70+ years old, has several billions in cash, a model as a wife and a schoolbus full of grandkids. What in the world should that guy do with *money*??

    32. Re:I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "forcing all government funded contracts to be carried out by US citizens within the US, will force companies to comply"

      Nope. You forget companies are adept at gaming a system, any system. They have legions of lawyers to figure out how to do that and they can pay much more than the hired guns for the U.S. government

      Which was sort of the point.
      Lawyers are professionals too, of law.

    33. Re: I'm highly skeptical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, I have huge hands.

      I mean, Trump does.
      #MAGA

    34. Re:I'm highly skeptical by thomn8r · · Score: 1

      At this point, it's pure ego.

    35. Re:I'm highly skeptical by NothingWasAvailable · · Score: 1

      You're right, there were two typos in that post. Probably should type more carefully.

      As this was a posting on Slashdot, not the Magna Carta, I don't see it as a big deal.

  5. Hiring "in" or "from" the United States? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    H1Bs would count as "in the United States", after all.

  6. There's always a catch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Heard it before - they tout how many new hires they've brought in over the years. What they don't say is they do it through letting older, higher-salaried employees go. If you lay off one engineer that's been with the company 20+ years and making $120k, it's easy to hire one or two new college grads making $50k. I'd estimate the 25k new hires will be at the expense of 10k-12k experienced engineers.

    I was lucky - I left IBM five years ago and six months before my entire team was moved offshore. A part of me still has fond memories of IBM, but it's heartbreaking to hear all the stories of really good, experienced engineers that have received top ratings year after year suddenly get a low rating with no explanation and let go two months later. It's happened quite a bit, and it's sad.

    There used to be a movement to get a union going at IBM (Alliance@IBM), and on its website you could read a number of stories off the layoffs for younger or offshore replacements, but IBM eventually got to them and they folded.

    1. Re:There's always a catch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'd estimate the 25k new hires will be at the expense of 10k-12k experienced engineers.

      Therein lies the rub. And it isn't just going to be 20+ year $120K guys (who, let's be honest, have had time to save up some money). It's also going to be a lot of 3 year $50K guys. Kicked to the curb and replaced with fresh graduates paid hourly, 32 hours a week at a rate that comes to $30K/year, with no insurance, no 401K, and no other benefits. After all, we have to put the thousands of new "every student must learn how to code" people somewhere.

      Number of jobs created is always a horrible metric to use, what's important is the quality of those jobs. The same useless statistic is always fudged into the unemployment numbers. Every time you see a headline about "US unemployment at 20-year low," keep in mind that a) lots of people who used to be employed full-time are now working part-time low wage jobs just to keep themselves fed, and b) lots of people have simply given up for now, and fallen out of the unemployment rolls.

    2. Re:There's always a catch by CaptainDork · · Score: 5, Funny

      The answer is blowing in the wind. ~ Bob Dylan

      I was a suit at Mobil Oil in the IT department.

      They kicked us all out and hired "contract" people.

      The people in Dallas walked across the street to Kodak.

      I got an email from my replacement(s) asking me questions like the password for this and that and asking how the spaghetti code tied the mainframe into the local area networks tying Beaumont, Dallas, and Reston together via a T1 with Unix boxes (ca. 1996).

      I had the complete list of email addresses at the time and I replied with .cc to the big players, including Fairfax, that, "Mobil Oil has made certain business "rightsizing" decisions and I fully support the corporation's new direction and we should all begin, immediately, to trust the expertise of the "best of breed" new players that were selected to work within the new paradigm."

      I got some calls from my former managers and had lots of fun with that.

      I found a new job in four days.

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    3. Re:There's always a catch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After all, we have to put the thousands of new "every student must learn how to code" people somewhere.

      It's fun to poke fun at those initiatives but it is somewhat beneficial for many professionals to have some idea on how to write some sort of script or macro, at least learn Excel.

      However, I don't see IBM hiring people like that. Unless they are looking to fill bullshit admin jobs, IBM is pretty well set on the type degrees they hire from. BA? Don't even bother applying unless you want to be a secretary or maybe graphic designer. A BS in engineering will get your foot in the door but expect to either be just a programmer battling it out against every other CS major out there or get a MS to move up to harder work. A MS is pretty much required for any type of hard science work, you could get by with a BS in a hard science with like 7 years experience.

    4. Re:There's always a catch by shanen · · Score: 2

      You must still be working to choose AC status? Afraid of the retribution?

      I spent much of my career in various parts of the Big Blue machine, and it was sad to watch the devolution. I still think "respect for the individual, customer service, and quality" were good principles to build a company on. Last I heard the buzzword was something like "cognitive solutions in the cloud", though that didn't get much mention in the CEO's post-election fawning letter. (I actually interpreted the primary objective as a warning to current employees to shut up about the Donald.)

      Anyway, seems clear to me that IBM is in another transition. As noted in the first comment, promising to hire 25,000 people doesn't mean much if you fire 26,000 during that same period. IBM used to be a career employer, but the new model is completely different. They hired 70,000 last year without growing the company. When you do the math, that translates into "excess attrition" around 50,000, but I think it's a new steady state. A few people will have long careers, but most will be in and out as needed or not. Last I heard, the IBM lingo for that approach is onboarding and offboarding. They will actually hire a fair number of new graduates, but try to get rid of most of them within a few years, and most of the actual project work for the actual customers will be handled by short-term contractors. (I predict the main beneficiaries will actually be the Chinese, but I better not say why and how... Then I would need the AC status.)

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    5. Re:There's always a catch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lots of people have simply given up for now, and fallen out of the unemployment rolls

      and have even given up logging on with their proper userID on /. And accepted the harsh reality to take a mindless job at some warehouse, as it's the only thing available, and reminds him of the marching hordes in the movie Equilibrium

  7. History is set to repeat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what do you know, some actors are still the same.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_and_the_Holocaust

    1. Re:History is set to repeat. by khallow · · Score: 2

      Just because Trump is a venal populist, doesn't make him Hitler. Hitler pulled a lot of crazy shit even before he took over: an attempted coup of Bavaria and a rigged trial for treason that ended in a handslap, years of riots and street violence that often killed people, being an unwitting but effective party in the overthrow of the Free State of Prussia, and of course, being in the massively dysfunctional state of the Wiemar Republic.

    2. Re: History is set to repeat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump's acts of villany are more insidious, but no less repugnant.

    3. Re: History is set to repeat. by khallow · · Score: 1

      Trump's acts of villany are more insidious, but no less repugnant.

      Only if you ignore what Trump and Hitler actually did. I mentioned three very things that Hitler did which are more repugnant than anything Trump has done.

  8. 25,000 Americans as Tech Executives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will Trump have time to meet with every one of them? That's a lot of executives!

  9. Why have they been waiting for so long? by Trachman · · Score: 1

    Why IBM was so racist? Why didn't they bring jobs when Obama was a president. Why didn't they stand behind Hillary. They could h have promised a fraction of those jobs in Michigan, and Hillary could have won Michigan (lost by approx 10K votes).

    1. Re:Why have they been waiting for so long? by Sartr · · Score: 1

      You have to assume that is something Obama wanted. Bringing in endless amounts of refugees and foreigners was right up his alley.

    2. Re:Why have they been waiting for so long? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Why IBM was so racist? Why didn't they bring jobs when Obama was a president. Why didn't they stand behind Hillary. They could h have promised a fraction of those jobs in Michigan, and Hillary could have won Michigan (lost by approx 10K votes).

      Let's assume, just for a moment, that you're actually asking those questions for real. Racist? Please. But why not add employees while Obama was president? Still grinding our way out of the Great Recession despite many administration policies that seem intended to slow that down, and a general administration posture on everything from finance and regulation to taxes and contracting that was overtly hostile to business in the US.

      And ... Hillary? What exactly do you think Hillary Clinton, as president, would have done that would have been more attractive to IBM and its customers? Be specific.

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    3. Re:Why have they been waiting for so long? by khallow · · Score: 1

      And ... Hillary? What exactly do you think Hillary Clinton, as president, would have done that would have been more attractive to IBM and its customers? Be specific.

      They might still have hired 25k employees. Acting like they're doing this for the next president is likely to be good for them no matter who is in charge.

    4. Re:Why have they been waiting for so long? by Trachman · · Score: 1

      Don't assume. Entire question was satire!

    5. Re:Why have they been waiting for so long? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell does racism have to do with this?

  10. Meaningless figures by ranton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Your comment seems half in jest, but then again so must IBM's statement be. Saying they will hire 25k professionals over 4 years is meaningless. They didn't say they will have a 25k net greater number of US professionals, just that they will hire 25k people over 4 years. With 84k US employees today (roughly), it would only take a 7.5% yearly turnover for them to hit that target with no net job increases at all. The only extra bit of information is that they intend their US workforce to be greater in 2020 than it is today, which would be true even if they only gain a few dozen jobs.

    This type of PR drivel is only possible in a country with math education so poor there is a market for tip calculators.

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    1. Re:Meaningless figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Quality of math ability has nothing to do with mis understanding IBM statement. The text has so many loopholes and incomplete ideas, its possible for the lay person to think one thing when reality a completely different outcome is also possible with both being true. I dont know how many people IBM hire in a single year, but from what i have seen they often hire lots of contractors for each and every project. With that in mind 25000 new names over 4 years might not be all that different from the same number of contractors they had over the past few years.

      As always, the real problem is that people dont realise that these announcements are written in a way to deceive from the outset, maths has nothing to do with any thing.

    2. Re:Meaningless figures by ranton · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As always, the real problem is that people don't realize that these announcements are written in a way to deceive from the outset, maths has nothing to do with any thing.

      I admittedly was lumping concepts like logical reasoning and number sense into the field of mathematics when I made my comment. But that certainly wasn't clear when I used an example of simple computation to criticize math skills. IMO, the worst part of having poor math skills is not the inability to compute numbers, but the inability to identify flawed reasoning especially when numbers are involved. A personal pet peeve of mine is when someone says they were good at math in school except for word problems, which only shows they were quite poor at math but could at least do some simple computation.

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    3. Re:Meaningless figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dont know how many people IBM hire in a single year, but from what i have seen they often hire lots of contractors for each and every project.

      I interviewed with monsanto not long ago. The thing that was interesting is they hired a lot of contractors as well. To some extent you can "hire" people by simply converting from contract workers to regular workers. That doesn't necessarily mean any increase in employment. In fact it could even be a net decrease. The real purpose might be cost savings, since employees probably cost less than contract labor.

    4. Re:Meaningless figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean you actually pay for a tip calculator??

      How much did you add in as a gratuity?

      Vexing questions indeed!

    5. Re:Meaningless figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And no guarantee that those Americans will not be South Asian Indians who have recently gained American citizenship and will work for cheap.

    6. Re:Meaningless figures by hawguy · · Score: 1

      This type of PR drivel is only possible in a country with math education so poor there is a market for tip calculators.

      I'm pretty good at math, but not so good at arithmetic.

    7. Re: Meaningless figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They only said professional. The cleaning staff is also professional, the hookers are also professionals. They didn't specify what type of professionals they would hire and for how long. They can just every 3rd of their employees a lap dance by a "professional" and they are done.

    8. Re: Meaningless figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Success at 'solving' word problems isn't necessarily a statement about compututation. Math is, after all, designed to be precise yet conceptually abstract by nature (allowing complex manipulations our brains typically can't do within language).

      Spoken/written language, on the other hand, is often quite ambiguous (by design) and often translating written descriptions into a specific framework often requires understanding surrounding context well and applying a lot of assumptions based on the context. My pet peeve with most word problems: precision of language.

      As you pointed out, this is exactly what IBM (and every other company's) PR does, play readers on using skillfully crafted vague language with implied assumptions that are actually invalid. One assumption here is that said positions were new positions, offered competitive compensation, and would hire natural born citizens, specifically Caucasians. This type of language manipulation disgusts me.

    9. Re: Meaningless figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both valid comments. Really its tour HB progeam and other loopholes that need to be sealed off water tight. The recruitment agents are determined to not employee locals. Iit goes against their wages and conditions concealement.

    10. Re:Meaningless figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This type of PR drivel is only possible in a country...

      Run by a huckster, who will tout this as a really big win to his loyal nationalist army of the uneducated.

    11. Re:Meaningless figures by geekmux · · Score: 2

      Your comment seems half in jest, but then again so must IBM's statement be. Saying they will hire 25k professionals over 4 years is meaningless. They didn't say they will have a 25k net greater number of US professionals, just that they will hire 25k people over 4 years. With 84k US employees today (roughly), it would only take a 7.5% yearly turnover for them to hit that target with no net job increases at all. The only extra bit of information is that they intend their US workforce to be greater in 2020 than it is today, which would be true even if they only gain a few dozen jobs.

      This type of PR drivel is only possible in a country with math education so poor there is a market for tip calculators.

      This isn't math. It's bullshit jargon written in legalese.

    12. Re: Meaningless figures by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Spoken/written language, on the other hand, is often quite ambiguous (by design) and often translating written descriptions into a specific framework often requires understanding surrounding context well

      I'm bad at Math. I'm pretty good with English. I am shit at taking a description of a problem and turning it into an equation, and equally shit at solving the equation. I am decent at logic puzzles, unless they involve math. It's sad because it seems like it's pretty straightforward, but the numbers still confuse me. Maybe I'm stupid, maybe I'm dyslexic. Who knows, but I don't think it's stupidity. I regularly manage things that leave others scratching their heads in wonder, and not wondering why, either — but how. But the lack of mathematics skills still impairs me on a regular basis, especially with my interest in electronics. Hallelujah for Arduino, which has finally made modules you can tie together available inexpensively. They existed before, but the demand wasn't there so the prices were high.

      I can understand the context without trouble, but when it comes time to turn the problem into an equation beyond the most basic, I founder. I dropped out of school early not because I couldn't handle math, but because I couldn't handle the environment, and took the CHSPE. That was like a goddamned CTBS test in difficulty. I got something like an 80% on the math section. That implies that there's lots of other high school graduates running around with math impairment. Of course, reading comments on the internet shows us that many of them have poor language skills as well.

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    13. Re: Meaningless figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's an app for that too.

    14. Re: Meaningless figures by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

      I'm bad at Math. I'm pretty good with English... I can understand the context without trouble, but when it comes time to turn the problem into an equation beyond the most basic, I founder...

      I'm pretty much the same, which is slightly ironic given my chosen, (and some might say pre-destined), career in electronics. When it comes to math, I'm good at arithmetic, and even mental arithmetic. I can do trig - scored a perfect final exam in Grade 12 - but the knowledge didn't stick, and when I looked at it again several tears later I felt a bit lost. I can barely handle differential calculus with lots of hard work; forget about even basic integral calculus. I've understood and memorised a few basic formulae for things like reactance and impedance, but not much beyond that.

      I had always thought I just wasn't wired for mathematics, but a friend sent me a link to an article suggesting that I may have been wrong. I suspect that when I was young I got into the habit of focussing on the things I was inherently and automatically good at, (specifically English), to the detriment of other areas of study that I might have been very good at had I applied effort and discipline.

      At this stage of my life it's unlikely that I'll become a math whiz, but at least I now believe that I could become one if I was willing to put in the effort and the hours.

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    15. Re: Meaningless figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn to break the problem down. This is what could be taught better, the logistics of maths.
      Most Everyone can do 2x4, 2x5, and so on.
      20% on 40 is 8, 50 is 10, etc.

    16. Re:Meaningless figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget to get the tip calculator for a party of six, or you might get swapped out for the guy with the gadget for a party of six, and miss the chicken parmigiana

    17. Re:Meaningless figures by thomn8r · · Score: 1

      s/American citizenship/H1Bs/gi

    18. Re:Meaningless figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo. Places like IBM have turnover of at least 7.5% a year. Them saying they will hire 25k new people is basically meaningless. That's what they would have to hire just to keep the jobs already here.

    19. Re:Meaningless figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Part of the reason math education is so poor is guys like you obsess over the ability to do boring arithmetic in their heads and that shit is boring and gay as fuck compared to what comes later.

      Ofc nobody ever gets to the cool shit cause you act like a faggot whenever they pull out a calculator and they'd rather spend the rest of their life not being a faggot.

    20. Re:Meaningless figures by ranton · · Score: 1

      Not being able to do tip in your head has nothing to do with being bad at mental arithmetic. It is a lack of understanding of what percentages represent. Multiplying by 0.15 is not very easy for most people, but dividing by ten and either adding half of that, doubling it, or something in between is easy for anyone with very basic arithmetic skills.

      People who think calculating tip is difficult are usually the same type who complain about the common core not being intuitive.

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    21. Re: Meaningless figures by coteriescavenger · · Score: 1

      I always thought it funny how Trump denouncers say his voters are uneducated, yet they themselves had no knowledge of the reality that he was winning, or why he was winning until it was over. What do your "educated" voters want to do with the news sources that pointed out the MSM's fraud all along? Find out what they know that I don't? No...banish the blasphemous internet medias! All hail dinosaur media forever!

  11. Ginny Rometty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was in IBM when during the 2009-2013 layoff debacle. They must have fired over 50K people over those years. And of course, the fallout of anyone with an once of talent leaving for greener pasture and higher compensation. So I guess they still come out ahead here. Fire ~50K, hire 25K.....

    IBM is a seriously messed up company....

    1. Re:Ginny Rometty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      true but their slander of good performing employees is beyond the pale.. I am an example of where they have tried that, got sued for big money and then sat down and shut the hell up as a court appointed mandate. Now when I apply for a job I inform the hiring manager that they may call references from IBM, but if they start talking on a certain script that they have done before with me, they are to inform myself, my lawyer and the judge that presided over the case, because they can give me a bad review if they want, the thing is they have to tell the truth. They have lied and lied and lied (50 times so far that I have been able to prove in a court of law)
      and they got caught at it. Employees like me move on from crap like this, and do very well it is the businesses like IBM that don't stay in business by screwing people over. IBM has a lesson to learn here or they will not survive.

  12. Will they hire non-sales positions? by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    last I heard IBM only hired Americans for Sales. They were essentially a company you went to for access to cheap (usually Indian) tech workers, often on dubious H1-B visas...

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  13. High-tech janitors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Professionals", "vocational education", hmmm, high-tech janitors. Gotta keep that clean-room spotless.

  14. Re: Trumping Obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's even more interesting that Obama saved millions of jobs during his time in office and Trump could only save 700 out of 3000 jobs that went to Mexico.

  15. Seem no different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    than what they would have normally done.

  16. Hope for h1b revisions, or remove it altogether by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get rid of h1b, then find some way to stop straight outsourcing jobs. There are plenty of educated qualified unemployed and underpaid citizens.

  17. mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    need I give any reason? racism.

    1. Re:mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for putting up this notice. Slashdot really needs to get with the times and add a "Racism" mod among a few others. I deleted my account because I didn't have a voice here. Keep up the good work.

      --Mandingo

    2. Re:mod parent down by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you want us to think it means.

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    3. Re:mod parent down by computational+super · · Score: 1

      To a liberal, the word "racist" means "anybody who disagrees with me".

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    4. Re: mod parent down by coteriescavenger · · Score: 2

      This is why Trump got elected, because ordinary Americans are tired of being called racist misogynists for no reason by idiotic SJWs. You think calling us racist more is going to help? Enjoy your new president, we picked him just for you :)

      This is also the reason why slashdot is among the few places on the internet where people never learned that Trump had a real chance of winning, why he was winning, and especially why he should win. The modding system allows for a walled garden of ideas type of experience here.

  18. Lower taxes are the enabling factor by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Why IBM was so racist? Why didn't they bring jobs when Obama was a president.

    I think it's rather a lot more racist to keep people from getting jobs, which is what Obama was doing by keeping corporate tax rates high...

    The reason why companies are doing this now, and did not under Obama, is that Trump is assuring all these companies the corporate tax rate is about to go down a lot, possibly even from being the highest on earth to near the lowest (15% in the end). That would mean quite a lot of corporate money freed up to use for new positions.

    As a self-employed consultant, I know the prospects of a lower corporate tax rate led me to increase my charitable donations for the end of the year, for exactly the same reasons - I anticipate keeping more of the money I earn, so I intend to spread a lot of it around to help others.

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    1. Re:Lower taxes are the enabling factor by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      I think it's rather a lot more racist to keep people from getting jobs, which is what Obama was doing by keeping corporate tax rates high...

      Inigo Montoya would like a word with you.

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  19. No worries! by EzInKy · · Score: 1

    Trump will refuse them to pay them when their contracts are up. Everyone will get the infamous "Trump Haircut" before this is all through.

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    1. Re:No worries! by HanzoSpam · · Score: 1

      If IBM gets a Trump haircut, I ain't complaining! Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch!

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    2. Re:No worries! by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      And for everyone who invested in American Bonds? Do you wish a "Trump Haircut" on them as well?

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    3. Re:No worries! by shanen · · Score: 2

      Actually IBM used to be one of the nice companies, and they are still milking that reputation as hard as they can. However, being nice almost broke the company and they have come around to the evil side these years.

      Being an evil company doesn't guarantee profits, but being a nice company guarantees failure. I think the best examples are NetScape, Palm, Sun, and Nokia. I'm still trying to decide whether Toshiba and Motorola deserve to make that list. Not sure if Toshiba is toast yet, and not sure if Motorola ever deserved to be called nice.

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    4. Re:No worries! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Actually IBM used to be one of the nice companies,

      Was this when they all wore blue suits and learned the company song and salute? Heil IBM! No, wait, maybe it was when they were producing and maintaining and printing punch cards for the computers used to manage the concentration camps. Heil IBM! No, wait, maybe it's all the companies they've purchased only to subsequently destroy their corporate cultures and chase all the best employees away, ensuring the product a life of mediocrity?

      Wait, tell me again when IBM was nice, or good, or good to workers, or anything else positive beyond essentially competent.

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    5. Re:No worries! by unixisc · · Score: 2

      The one when they had a pension fund for their employees, and would go out of their way to give them world class care. That probably ended after the 80s, when they started hemorrhaging cash

    6. Re:No worries! by lgw · · Score: 1

      You should know by now those aren't a safe investment. Ever since the CEO of S&P was outed because his analysts dared to suggest there was some risk in treasuries, all the analysts got the hint and you won't hear a word about the risk until the sovereign default. Still better than junk bonds, of course, but the non-zero risk just isn't priced in.

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  20. He showed her! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His 14" cow tongue.

  21. Bullshit Reporting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When is all that talk about fake news supposed to go into effect? Hiring '25K people in the USA' is in no way equivalent to hiring '25K Americans' and in no way excludes hiring H1-Bs nor excludes contracting to a contracting firm and claiming you've hired everybody at the firm (that's often a selling point: Our firm has 9K years worth of graduate experience behind it). It also makes no mention on the amount of people you're going to fire (but at least the summary does make a note of that). Hire 25K, fire 30K, retire 7K?

    Since the knowingly immoral interpenetration of the quotes was directly used to create the blatantly false headline, does that categorize this story as fake news? And people wonder why the trust in journalism has been near completely eroded.

    1. Re:Bullshit Reporting by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      Seriously why do so make people here have trouble with basic English words like "fake" and "news". It's almost like you don't want to understand. Let me break it down for you.

      The claim is IBM made a pledge. Is this new infrmation? Yes. That makes it news.

      Did IBM in fact make the pledge? Yes. Therefore the news is real, a.k.a. not fake.

      Is IBM telling porkies and/or weaselling? Who knows. Quite possibly, but that does not make the news that IBM made a pledge fake.

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  22. Quick Quick!! by Sartr · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Figure out a reason why this is terrible! We don't like Trump, therefore everything Trump does must be bad, so rationalize and come up with silly non-reasons why this is a bad idea! Cognitive dissonance theater!

    1. Re:Quick Quick!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What has Trump to do with anything here except for a person claiming to want to hire a lot of people wanting to meet him?

    2. Re:Quick Quick!! by Tempest451 · · Score: 1

      Only a fool doesn't question the motives of his leaders, but who am I telling that to?

  23. Incorrect headline by kimvette · · Score: 5, Informative

    The actual quote:

    "We have thousands of open positions at any given moment, and we intend to hire about 25,000 professionals in the next four years in the United States," Rometty wrote in a USA Today piece published on Tuesday afternoon.

    Ginni Rometty did not indicate that IBM would hire Americans. They would hire " 25,000 professionals in the next four years in the United States" - and Ginni did not specify "additional." For all we know they could be laying off 25K Americans and be bringing in 25K H1-B and L-1 workers to replace them.

    Next paragraph:

    IBM spokesman Adam Pratt declined to say how that hiring might be offset by staff reductions or disclose how many people IBM employs in the United States.

    See? It is nothing but DoublePlusGood DoubleSpeak.

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    1. Re:Incorrect headline by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Well, H1-B is limited to 65k per year (if the cap is not raised). L1 is a different story, though.

    2. Re:Incorrect headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are probably counting on Trump raising it, or eliminating the caps altogether.

    3. Re:Incorrect headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an insult to DoublePlusGood Doublespeak, bro. At least there was an ideological basis behinds Oligarchical Collectivism.

    4. Re:Incorrect headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For all we know they could be laying off 25K Americans and be bringing in 25K H1-B and L-1 workers to replace them.

      Yeah, but we write them off as Americans. Usually they don't return. Either they stay on and become indoctrinated, or just get shot for stopping in the traffic lights or some such.

  24. overmatched by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    First Carrier and now IBM are treating Trump like a prostitute treats a john. Appeal to his ego while giving him absolutely nothing, just so Trump can tell his followers that he knocked off a piece and she was begging for it.

    Meanwhile, he's doing photo ops with Kanye West at Trump Tower. 2017 is gonna be fun.

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    1. Re:overmatched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      huh and here I was thinking it was Trump who was the whore and the great white unwashed who voted for him the johns.

      Regardless, I guess there is going to be a lot of screwing going on.

    2. Re:overmatched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ya, thats for sure, up there in your mind

    3. Re:overmatched by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      First Carrier and now IBM are treating Trump like a prostitute treats a john. Appeal to his ego while giving him absolutely nothing, just so Trump can tell his followers that he knocked off a piece and she was begging for it.

      There is no prostitution going on here, only theater. (While the historical connection between prostitution and theater is well-documented, it is not highly relevant here.) Trump doesn't need actual victories, he only needs apparent victories.

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    4. Re:overmatched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how many times did Obama make appearances on talk shows? I don't agree with either of them, but welcome to the modern presidency. They're more concerned about rubbing shoulders with celebrities than with leading. This is not something new with Trump.

    5. Re:overmatched by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      This is not something new with Trump.

      Trump's innovation is that he meets with a celebrity who's only days out of being in a psychiatric hold. But whatever.

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  25. Uh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and I promise to quit masturbating.

    1. Re: Uh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried, it's hard.

  26. IBM is smarter than Trump ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    ... because this is a preemptive strike before the ass-chewing when he calls in the blue chips.

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    1. Re:IBM is smarter than Trump ... by gtall · · Score: 1

      The blue chips will own Trump. His business record indicates he's really more or less a rube with Sgt. Bilko's abilities as a small time bunko artist.

  27. All Talk, NO ACTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    a. invest 1 billion? yeah, plans will change is the earning are down.
    b. 4 yrs. right, plans will change in 1
    c. with over 250K employees, 1 billion over X years is about right for normal training the last 4 yrs for Fortune 200 companies.

    IBM is telling trump to give them tax breaks, AND soften Trump on the H1B issue. It will likely work as Trump just wants a win and will not see the forest before the trees.

    Think Carrier will layoff more next year--you'd bet it.
    Think Amazon will go back to tax free in 2 yrs--you'd bet it (they'll try)
    Think IBM will layoff and outsource more next year--you'd bet it
    Think Apple will shift manufacturing back to asia next year--you'd bet it
    Think Google will shift money back to Zurich next year-- you'd bet it

    A lot can change in a year. Trump can get his "fake wins" next 3 months, but the companies will just revert back to business as usual w/tax breaks to boot--Trump will have no way to enforce these moves by next fall

    A law is useless if you can't enforce it. And we ARE in a global economy, fact.

  28. oh fuck you, IBM by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 2

    I was stealth laid off by IBM (merger, contract release) along with a couple hundred of my friends in August. Your axe is bloodier than most, IBM.

    1. Re:oh fuck you, IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't surprise me ... we just had an employee leave and are having several other department's worth of work being dumped on our team. IBM's response .... hiring freeze. So I second the fuck you, IBM!

  29. Why work for IBM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have been and still are pivoting to a "we don't make anything" business services company.

  30. It's the liberal education.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Universities churn out "graduates" with participation degrees so that leftists can feel accomplished. Consequently, we need H1-Bs.

    1. Re: It's the liberal education.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. Because without those H1B visas IBM would be hiring the poorly educated in the Rust Belt instead.

  31. Will HR still pass over vocational education peopl by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Will HR still pass over vocational education people?
    Say we want the 4+ year piece of paper so no job for you?
    and so on?

  32. Re:Trump hasn't divested his buinesses by buss_error · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most EC votes are bound, EG: They must vote the way they are told.

    That said, those that voted for President Elect Trump knew exactly what they were voting for - and that's what they want. While I question the wisdom of their vote, I don't question they were simply uninformed of the consequences. My only worry is that Mr. Trump will turn out exactly as bad, or worse, than I expect. Just as Mr. Trump is president of the whole country, so am I bound to the consequences of the votes of those I vehemently disagree with. My only little ray of hope is that I'm mistaken, and those I disagree with were right.

    But I don't think that's going to be the case.

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  33. It makes sense for those jobs to return now by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    I left IBM five years ago and six months before my entire team was moved offshore.

    Right, but after five years enough time has passed for IBM to realize what a mistake it is to move so much offshore, to get rid of so many experienced people.

    Obviously not all of those jobs are coming back, but I have always thought that after a long period of offshoring the pendulum would swing back the other way, and companies would start ramping up hiring in the U.S. again - especially for more experienced workers who can get quite a lot done but also much quicker being local.

    I don't find it too hard to believe any company would have second thoughts about a lot of offshore work, having worked with a lot of remote offshore teams myself in the past... nothing against technical workers from other countries who I know have their own share of highly qualified technical workers, but the offshoring company quality was form my experience very low.

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    1. Re:It makes sense for those jobs to return now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      you are dreaming, a lot of that offshoring was to get rid of the burden of aging experienced and expensive resources. IF you think when they create new jobs they will go for those same expensive aged resoruces then I have bridge to sell you, especially when they are talking about completely new role types.

    2. Re:It makes sense for those jobs to return now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except it's not for new role types, and it's illegal:

      http://www.workplacefairness.org/age-discrimination#2

      The problem is companies do not have to reveal demographic information of those affected by yearly layoffs if the numbers are below a threshold of the total employee population. So the answer is to lay off as many employees just below that threshold year after year instead of one large round of layoffs. It's all circumstantial evidence without the numbers, but when you're in the environment you see it. A team of 20 lays off 4, and they're all over the age of 50... very suspect.

      This practice is in addition to laying off whole teams in favor of offshore teams, which isn't illegal.

    3. Re:It makes sense for those jobs to return now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was lucky - I left IBM five years ago and six months before my entire team was moved offshore. A part of me still has fond memories of IBM, but it's heartbreaking to hear all the stories of really good, experienced engineers that have received top ratings year after year suddenly get a low rating with no explanation and let go two months later. It's happened quite a bit, and it's sad.

      The problem is companies do not have to reveal demographic information of those affected by yearly layoffs if the numbers are below a threshold of the total employee population. So the answer is to lay off as many employees just below that threshold year after year instead of one large round of layoffs. It's all circumstantial evidence without the numbers, but when you're in the environment you see it. A team of 20 lays off 4, and they're all over the age of 50... very suspect.

      It's called a bought-and-paid-for legal system.

      The right to ethics in business, the right to not be subject to age-based discrimination, and the right to long term oversight over business all come into play here - and all of these rights are certainly protected under the 9th and 10th Amendments (unspecified rights retained by and reserved to the people) - and every lawyer agrees to accept that when they swear their oaths to uphold the Bill of Rights.

      Thus, under the highest law of the land, it doesn't matter what the lessor laws say - these companies - especially the companies with yearly layoffs (which creates a highly unethical climate in a company) are violating the law. When there is a conflict between lessor law, and the Bill of Rights, the higher law always wins (and no entity of government, by definition, can take away rights retained by or reserved to the people).

      Further, the fact that they aren't revealing ages violates the right to long term oversight over business.

      But large portions of the US legal profession simply ignore the obligations posed by the Bill of Rights - and they make large campaign contributions to ensure that the politicians appoint like-minded judges. The judges in turn indicate their willingness to play ball earlier in their careers - at which point they can't turn back. The judges likely to rock the boat on legal or business ethics issues mysteriously never get selected for higher office by those politicians. A corrupt political system inevitably means you have corrupt judges.

      It's the age old problem: Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

      As long as no serious legal action gets taken against the corporate lawyers, executives, and board members, they will continue to break the law in the name of profit, of personal advancement, and of power.

  34. The previous posts beat me to it by Streetlight · · Score: 1

    Hiring 25,000 employees in the US doesn't mean increasing IBM's number of employees in the US or that the "new" employees will be US citizens or even living in the US when they become employees, i. e., H1-B visa employees, or renewing contractor employees on a one year contract. Maybe somebody has asked or should ask what will happen to the number of full time, current US citizens that will be added to their employment roster, the change in its total number of US based employees, as well as other relevant questions, and get weasel word free answers.

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    1. Re:The previous posts beat me to it by gweihir · · Score: 1

      As Trump does not care about actually doing something for the unemployed and the poor, but would (at this time) very much like to give the apparency of caring, these numbers are just what he needs. As most of the press will not look too closely and most Trump voters either understand what is going on and do not mind (a minority) or are too stupid to understand the reality of things and that they are getting screwed, this will work fine.

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  35. Soylent bricks by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    ...and build a wall out of them.

  36. Re: Trump hasn't divested his buinesses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Most EC votes are bound, EG: They must vote the way they are told.

    Depends, in some states, if you read the laws, they can be punished after, but the vote remains valid.

    More importantly, in 21 states there are no laws, and that is more than enough to swing this election.

    That said, those that voted for President Elect Trump knew exactly what they were voting for - and that's what they want. While I question the wisdom of their vote, I don't question they were simply uninformed of the consequences.

    I do question their information. Lots of folks didn't realize a thing about Trump, and only gave a superficial examination. Even worse, I've seen people claim that they didn't care what happened, they just hoped he broke the system.

    Just as Mr. Trump is president of the whole country, so am I bound to the consequences of the votes of those I vehemently disagree with.

    Nope. You are bound to the limits of your conscience. My state makes that express in its constitution, and thereby ascribes the role of ultimate arbiter to the people in their individual persons, but it is true in those others that don't say it.

  37. At $7.25 an hour of course. by EzInKy · · Score: 1

    Can't get around minimum wage.

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  38. Re: Trump hasn't divested his buinesses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well said, sir

  39. Re: Trumping Obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What's really funny is you call bullshit but can't back it up.

  40. What a worthless pandering sack of crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What else do expect from IBM?

  41. Re: Trumping Obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Trump could only save 700 out of 3000 jobs that went to Mexico.

    Did you already take the 400 R&D jobs that were never planned to move into account? I seem to recall the number was even lower.

  42. IBM used to stay out of politics by shanen · · Score: 1

    Used to be IBM policy to stay out of politics, but did you read Rometty's fawning open letter to Trump after. There's a copy on the IBM website, too, but I suspect the main effort was emailing it to all the employees to keep them quiet. At least one employee did respond by quitting.

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    1. Re:IBM used to stay out of politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft used to have the same policy. Then, the criminal cartel in Washington DC noticed and decided to use its muscle to lean on the company. Microsoft has been paying their protection money(campaign contributions and lobbying expense) ever since. Other companies are forced to do the same.
      Government shut down the Irish and Italian mafia over extortion and gambling, then decided to take over these lucrative enterprises for themselves.

    2. Re:IBM used to stay out of politics by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Used to be IBM policy to stay out of politics

      That is a lie. Why do you keep repeating it, along with that other little perversion of yours?

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  43. Simple... by gweihir · · Score: 1

    IBM has bled talented people for quite a while and sacked a lot of others. They probably got rid of quite a few more people than they can actually afford at the moment and now can sell re-hiring some of them as great contribution. And in a year or two, they can quietly fire most of them again.

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  44. Re:Trump hasn't divested his buinesses by gtall · · Score: 1

    "He'll do his little angry dance"

    What we need is Trump doing Ballmer's Monkey Dance. Now that would be an youtube sensation.

  45. Part timers by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    Zero benefits, no health insurance, and like everyone else in Trump's America (other than Trump), they'll be working every Saturday for straight pay.

    Just like my local grocery store - part of a very large national chain - everyone is part time, except the manager. #MAGA

  46. Does this really have to do with Trump? by houghi · · Score: 1

    My guess would be that they intended to do whatever they where intended to do anyway, so regardless if Trump or Hillary or even Sanders would have become president, they would have done the same thing.

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  47. History... by Fuzi719 · · Score: 1

    ... repeats? IBM loves despots, evidently. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  48. Trump should just shut down IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are the worst offender of the outsourcing and don't actually produce any products anymore. They have sold most of their major product lines to the Chinese and the product lines that they still produce themselves are ancient crap.

    I used to work for these fudge packing bastards. For kicks one day I opened the address book for in.ibm.com and it crashed my computer since most of their people are from india now. Of course it was a terrible computer with a 14inch CRT monitor that was 15+ years old.

    Companies like IBM are just part of the problem. They don't produce any useful products nor any jobs and the profits that they make (which are huge) are just siphoned off by the executives. They are just an economic parasite that provide nothing to anyone.

    Heck IBM even did business with the Nazi's. They are ruthless and disgusting. The people they do employ in the USA are paid VERY poorly and treated like slaves.

  49. Re: Trumping Obama by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's even more interesting that Obama saved millions of jobs during his time in office

    Obama didn't save any jobs. Jobs have been replaced with lower-paying jobs.

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  50. Glad to see the skepticism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm glad to see all the skepticism. 15 years ago I was laid off after working over 8 years with Sprint as a software developer.

    I worked with a talented group of 12-15 developers in Atlanta that developed sales support software. We were actually not officially part of IT. About 6 months before the layoff, our group was officially pulled into IT. A few months later, corporate management turned over management to IBM. Shortly thereafter, my direct manager and about 1/2 of our group was laid off. Those that remained had to bring a group of Indian workers up to speed on our projects, or risk loosing there jobs. Slowly over the years most of the remaining coworkers have left to find work else where.

    IBM is only pandering to Trump. They don't care about keeping work in America. They only care about the bottom line. I believe that we can expect to see more of the same from IBM, in the future. If they hire American workers, it will be people right out of school that they can hire a bargain rates, so they can brag about how they are supporting Trump. I expect to see more and more companies doing the same. IBM only cares about the bottom line.

    With most of Trump's picks coming from the corporate world I expect to see change, but not in a positive way.

  51. How much will those jobs cost? by SumterLiving · · Score: 1

    IBM says they will spend $1 billion on training. They also want the U.S. to ramp up vocational education benefits and obviously if Trump is involved, he'll throw tax incentives at IBM. Who will benefit? IBM stock will rise. Trump will raise his little hands in triumph. "Capitalism Wins" or that's how the story will be told. And this whole time I thought corporations did it all on their own.

  52. Bull Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't believe Rometty if she said the sky was blue. Most of IBM's plan seems to be to move everything offshore. Maybe they will hire 25000, but if they do it will be because they laid off 50000.

  53. Re: Imagine if the USA was an all white country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Youd be putting people on Mars in 10 years, or back on the moon in 5.

  54. Trump has done more in 1 month than Obummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    did in 8 years.

    I have it on good authority he told IBM (and others) that their H1B supply is getting cut off. Some of the freemarket types are complaining that he's fascist and a central planning socialist and .... of course, most of the people complaining have jobs. And you can't have a bully pulpit without a bully.

  55. Creating jobs is meaningless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we dont need companies that create jobs... we need companies that create CAREERS.

    I can get a job anywhere... provided i dont mind that it'll only last 6 months.

  56. Fixed that for you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM Promises To mis-classify 25,000 American contractors to avoid payroll taxes...

  57. Re: Trumping Obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, what's interesting is that initial jobless claims have been at the lowest level since the 1970's. Is that going to continue under Trump?

  58. Re:How's Ginny going to gt 25K green cards that fa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its an obvious lie by IBM, they learned well from the nazi's how to lie, or perhaps taught them.

  59. Not necessarily by PortHaven · · Score: 2

    What this likely means...

    Is that when the churn occurs, they will hire Americans instead of H1B visas. But there is a reason for this. Many government agencies are applying pressure on contractor firms to no longer use H1B visa holders. And that the awards of future contracts may in part be based on those who have the higher percentage of U.S. citizens and permanent residents.

    So essentially, they could be saying "We have 25,000 government contracting positions for which we are being told that employing H1B visa holders can jeopardize the awarding of contracts. So for these contracts, when an employee leaves, we will replace them with U.S. workers."

    1. Re:Not necessarily by ranton · · Score: 2

      So essentially, they could be saying "We have 25,000 government contracting positions for which we are being told that employing H1B visa holders can jeopardize the awarding of contracts. So for these contracts, when an employee leaves, we will replace them with U.S. workers."

      She could be saying that, but considering her careful wording it is quite doubtful. The language of her actual article includes the same language CEO's are using to justify H1B labor today. This includes stating we need new skills for the new economy (with the implication her current and former employees couldn't have been retrained) and that the US government needs to redouble efforts to train more future employees (or else IBM will need to continue hiring H1B holders).

      Obviously you cannot know for certain what IBM will do based on a self-serving and cryptic newspaper article, but based on IBM's history no reasonable person could conclude any changes are coming from them. Not based on these statements anyway.

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    2. Re:Not necessarily by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

      I figured this means IBM et al. are working with the Trumpster to fast-track US citizenship for qualified H1-B applicants.

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  60. Re:Women running tech companies by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    I'm starting a landscaping business.

    That's what my brother did when he was unemployed for two years (2009-10) and used his unemployment benefits to become a landscape designer. Except his last job wasn't working in tech. He spent 30 years as an auto body specialist and his doctor refused to certify that he was disabled in the knees.

  61. Janitors? by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

    Do they really need that many janitors? I mean, it's not as if they're going to hire tech people. IBM has already shoved most of those offshore.

  62. Re:Trumping Obama by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Above modded down - typical for /. It's now a bizzare cross b/w Huff Po and Stormfront.

    Anyway, Trump will have to get commitments from the CEOs totaling 2x or 3x the population of the US, if he wants to end up at a point where everyone is employed

  63. IBM is too far gone by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1

    Parsing out that statement, it's pretty difficult to tell what IBM is defining as "professionals" and whether this will be a net increase of US jobs. I've never worked for IBM, but know a lot of current and ex-IBMers. Their MO for ages has been to move all technical work that can possibly be done offshore to low-cost countries and firing all the people in the US and Europe. Because of the shareholders demanding blood every quarter, in my opinion they're too far gone down the road of brain-drain -- it's no longer in their culture to hire and pay smart engineer types.

    The other thing to note is that IBM is currently in the process of gutting its actual hardware and software businesses -- they're going down the management consulting road, trying to sell Watson and similar stuff to gullible executives. In that case, if they're going to that model, hiring 25k "professionals" might not be a big deal for them -- they'll be PowerPoint delivery specialists. I also know a lot of current and former Accenture-type employees. Don't expect those professionals to be doing anything resembling technical work. The consulting business model is tailor-made to high-achieving students -- it works exactly like school:
    1. Take the top x% of grads from the top y% of universities and offer them jobs as "associate consultants" -- paying a semi-decent salary
    2. Indoctrinate them into the corporate culture -- teach them how to talk, how to dress, etc. in orientation.
    3. Fly said consultants around the country 45 weeks out of the year delivering PowerPoints, project managing, and sending any actual work to offshore "delivery centers".
    4. Structure the company in an up-or-out fashion, exactly like school, and have the associate consultants jump through the appropriate hoops to get to the next level -- this keeps salaries low because the hoop-jumping takes time.

    So, these professionals are most likely going to be the consultant-robots you see in their standard-issue Accenture suits, waiting in the airline lounges for the 75th flight of the year...not engineers.

  64. Re: Trumping Obama by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    No, what's interesting is that initial jobless claims have been at the lowest level since the 1970's. Is that going to continue under Trump?

    Who knows? This doesn't contradict what I'm saying, though. If you're underemployed, you may still be ineligible to collect unemployment. Your same source says that jobless claims are currently "above market expectations".

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  65. Re:Trumping Obama by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    It is interesting that O'l Donald is already doing more for the American economy as president elect, that Obama did as president in his last term.

    Above modded down - typical for /. It's now a bizzare cross b/w Huff Po and Stormfront.

    I get karma points for bad mouthing Obama or Trump or Clinton and then later I lose them bad mouthing Trump or Clinton or Obama. Or maybe I have those backwards, I'm not sure.

    Anyway, Trump will have to get commitments from the CEOs totaling 2x or 3x the population of the US, if he wants to end up at a point where everyone is employed

    If IBM says they're hiring 25,000 people the subtext is that they're firing 50,000. I personally thing that AC wins this thread.

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  66. Re:Trump hasn't divested his buinesses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe it wasn't what they wanted that drove them to Trump, it was what they did not want (i.e. Hillary). This will literally be the prime example for years to come as the "lesser of two evils" that I have ever seen.

  67. Possible conflict of interest in story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it a conflict of interest that IBM is Thomson-Reuter's outsourcing partner for IT services?

  68. Re: Trumping Obama by theendlessnow · · Score: 1

    It's even more interesting that Obama saved millions of jobs during his time in office

    Obama didn't save any jobs. Jobs have been replaced with lower-paying jobs.

    Uh... Jobs is dead. May he rest in peace.

  69. Re:How's Ginny going to gt 25K green cards that fa by Carewolf · · Score: 1

    The "nice" thing about post-fact politics is that you don't need to keep your promises.

  70. Re: Trumping Obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell that to the people in auto industry related jobs - about 3 million of them.

  71. What does IBM stand for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM = I've Been Mislead

  72. if the shoe was on the other foot by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    AND this was Obama saying this, wanna bet the media and 99% of liberals would be championing this? But, that wasn't Obama's mission...to try to stimulate job growth. His was to try to continue to destroy the USA.

    1. Re:if the shoe was on the other foot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go play with your Pizza gates, kiddo,

      If you knew jack shit, you would know that Obama in fact pushed for job bills republicans simply refused to vote for.
      Nobody knows their motives, but it was wide consensus by all kinds of experts that that was the kind of projects that gives most employment bang for the buck.

  73. Re: Trumping Obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Obama didn't save any jobs. Jobs have been replaced with lower-paying jobs"

    All those auto industry jobs saved were lower paying jobs?

    Plus which 2000+ jobs did you think Carrier is sending to Mexico? The lower paying jobs or the higher paying ones?

  74. It is racist by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    The jobs lost were disproportionately minority; therefore racist. At least that's what everyone else always says when something affects minority people a bit more.

    Don't take it up with me, take it up with everyone else that uses the term in that way... they are the ones that demand I do so.

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    1. Re:It is racist by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Don't take it up with me,

      Wow, you really don't understand what a simple word means, do you.

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    2. Re:It is racist by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      More like you don't understand how usage has evolved and how it's used currently.

      I always was vastly far ahead of most Slashdot readers in that regard; I'm not clinging to a dead past as so many choose to.

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  75. Re: Imagine if the USA was an all white country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No need to imagine. Just look at some of those opioid addicted communities in the rural areas and trailer parks. You know, the areas that went for Trump.

  76. Hey, they hired my brother; of course that was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    after they fired him...and it was only a temp job...to help the translator write work instructions in Chinese...

  77. Re:How's Ginny going to gt 25K green cards that fa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suppose they'd have to let go of 50K already here first as well.

    Also, the quote only says that they will hire 25,000 employees "in" the US. There's nothing in that statement to say that those employees have to be US citizens.

  78. Re: Trumping Obama by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    All those auto industry jobs saved were lower paying jobs?

    Compared to the tech jobs that we continue to read about being lost by the tens of thousands approximately quarterly?

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  79. She'll hire foreigners. by blindenvy · · Score: 1

    She just stated that IBM intends to "hire about 25,000 professionals in the next four years in the United States", there is no mention that those hires will be US citizens. I image about 80% or more of those hires will be H1Bs... Nothing new here..

  80. Public masturbation of 1673220 by shanen · · Score: 1

    ZZ

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    1. Re:Public masturbation of 1673220 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone tired of this ongoing stalky-sexual BS should let shanen know directly:

      Shannon Jacobs, Technical Editor
      IBM Japan HRS
      shanen@jp.ibm.com
      shanen@acm.org
      Tel. 046-215-4959
      Fax 046-273-7381

      Or simply complain to IBM Human Resources, seeing as most of shanen's posts are made during business hours (in Japan).

    2. Re:Public masturbation of 1673220 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone tired of this ongoing stalky-sexual BS should let shanen know directly:

      Shannon Jacobs, Technical Editor
      IBM Japan HRS
      shanen@jp.ibm.com
      shanen@acm.org
      Tel. 046-215-4959
      Fax 046-273-7381

      Or complain to IBM.

    3. Re:Public masturbation of 1673220 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if shanen's friends know of this creepy side of his personality?

    4. Re:Public masturbation of 1673220 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitely looks like the creepy stalker type.

      And even more revealing:

      It's not just that I've made mistakes that could be used to embarrass me. It's not just that I have flaws and weaknesses that could be used against me.

      I'm pretty sure he's on the run, and some grieving parents would like to have a word...

    5. Re:Public masturbation of 1673220 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone tired of this ongoing stalky-sexual BS should let shanen know directly:

      Shannon Jacobs, Technical Editor
      IBM Japan HRS
      shanen@jp.ibm.com
      shanen@acm.org
      Tel. 046-215-4959
      Fax 046-273-7381

      Or simply complain to IBM Human Resources.

    6. Re:Public masturbation of 1673220 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone tired of this ongoing stalky-sexual BS should let shanen know directly:

      Shannon Jacobs, Technical Editor
      IBM Japan HRS
      shanen@jp.ibm.com
      shanen@acm.org
      Tel. 046-215-4959
      Fax 046-273-7381

      Or go to IBM Human Resources. There's only a 5 month-long publicly available record of this in his posting history, after all.

  81. With those obsessions in your head by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    You should stay away from children

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  82. Public masturbation of 1673220 by shanen · · Score: 1

    Z^3

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  83. You are definitely psycho by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    You shouldn't be allowed near children...

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  84. Public masturbation of 1673220 by shanen · · Score: 1

    Z^4

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  85. What kind of deviant are you? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    Is this why you had to leave the U.S.? Who are you running away from? Inquiring minds want to know...

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  86. Public masturbation of 1673220 by shanen · · Score: 1

    Z^5

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  87. Actually that was a rhetorical question by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    We already know, but thanks anyway

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  88. Public masturbation of 1673220 by shanen · · Score: 1

    Z^6

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  89. What part of rhetorical don't you understand? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    The whole world's watching

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  90. Public masturbation of 1673220 by shanen · · Score: 1

    Z^7

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  91. So pitiful, but still funny by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    Wait till all your friends, and the cops see this...

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  92. Public masturbation of 1673220 by shanen · · Score: 1

    Z^8

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  93. Admit you are wrong. by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    IBM has always been into politics

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  94. Public masturbation of 1673220 by shanen · · Score: 1

    Z^9

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    Freedom = (Meaningful - Coerced) Choice != (Speech | Beer^2), and sad sock puppets' bad mods avail them naught.
  95. Your sexual fantasies are clouding your memories by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    You are still wrong about IBM. Doesn't matter if you worked for them. Maybe you were kicked out for the things you try to project on me and others. I can see why you had to leave the U.S.

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  96. Public masturbation of 1673220 by shanen · · Score: 1

    Z^10

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  97. What part of perv don't you understand? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    This discussion is closed

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  98. Public masturbation of 1673220 by shanen · · Score: 1

    Z^11

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    Freedom = (Meaningful - Coerced) Choice != (Speech | Beer^2), and sad sock puppets' bad mods avail them naught.
  99. You lost! Good day sir! by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    You pervert!

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  100. Public masturbation of 1673220 by shanen · · Score: 1

    Z^12

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    Freedom = (Meaningful - Coerced) Choice != (Speech | Beer^2), and sad sock puppets' bad mods avail them naught.
  101. I said, Good day! by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    Now get lost!

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    “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
  102. Public masturbation of 1673220 by shanen · · Score: 1

    Z^13

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    Freedom = (Meaningful - Coerced) Choice != (Speech | Beer^2), and sad sock puppets' bad mods avail them naught.