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Cheetahs Heading Towards Extinction as Population Crashes (bbc.com)

The sleek, speedy cheetah is rapidly heading towards extinction according to a new study into declining numbers. From a report on BBC: The report estimates that there are just 7,100 of the world's fastest mammals now left in the wild. Cheetahs are in trouble because they range far beyond protected areas and are coming increasingly into conflict with humans. The authors are calling for an urgent re-categorisation of the species from vulnerable to endangered. Cheetahs in Asia have been essentially wiped out. A group estimated to number fewer than 50 individuals clings on in Iran. [...] In Zimbabwe, the cheetah population has fallen from around 1,200 to just 170 animals in 16 years, with the main cause being major changes in land tenure.

120 comments

  1. So overpopulation is not an issue? by Quakeulf · · Score: 2

    The main reason animals get extinct is human presence. We are a bigger threat to wildlife than even nuclear fallout.

    1. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      So what is the solution?

    2. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soylent Green, obviously.

    3. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A targeted Breeding Program?
      "Though I cast a roving eye on an attractive lady Lion,
      And the Tiger and the Leopard and the Lynx,
      Though my name was linked in rumour with a Panther and a Puma
      Nothing could be sweeter than to make you Mrs. Cheetah..."

      Note that I am not advocating Animal Husbandry...

    4. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Have you ever tried breeding with a Cheetah? It sounds dangerous.

    5. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd like to add euthanasia, universal abortion, one-child laws and forced age limits to that as well.

      Everyone get on your high horse and mod me down into oblivion, but you know damn well you want to see the world population knocked down a few billion for the benefit of the planet.

    6. Re: So overpopulation is not an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a good way to get Soylent Green.

    7. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by DreadCthulhu · · Score: 2

      Start sending lots of birth control devices (condoms, IUDs, birth control shots, ect) to Africa (where most of the world's population growth is going on), and start some education/propaganda efforts to convince them that having one or two kids per woman will result in a higher quality life for them. As it stands now, most estimates are that Africa will have 4 billion people by 2100, versus the 1 billion they have now. I don't see much of the African megafauna serving that much of a population boom.

    8. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Why Africa? More than 1 out of 3 people are Indian or Chinese.

    9. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      What entity is going to perform euthanasia, abortion and these laws?

    10. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 3, Informative

      Start sending lots of birth control devices (condoms, IUDs, birth control shots, ect) to Africa...

      To quote Christopher Hitchens: "[The cure to poverty is] colloquially called the empowerment of women" .

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      Stephan

    11. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      So what is the solution?

      You're gonna smack me, but again - nature.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    12. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by ahadsell · · Score: 1

      for the benefit of the planet

      Well, no. The planet will be just fine, thank you. It will exist long after we're gone. It's for the benefit of people. Except, of course, for the 6+billion you have to eliminate to get down to a billion.

    13. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      I am not going to mod you won, but you are exactly the sort of sociopath that our world is now breeding.

    14. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That requires full genetic screening and manipulation of the embryo to guarantee a genetically decease free, or perfect offspring. Lets do that for everybody. Forced age limits are a though testicle to crack when you feel like a 40 year old at 70s, thanks to the genetic manipulation.

    15. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Have you ever tried breeding with a Cheetah? It sounds dangerous."
      Only to your Pride.
      Cheetahs never prosper...

    16. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    17. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by DreadCthulhu · · Score: 5, Informative

      Africa is where most of the population growth is coming from, so that is where it makes sense to focus efforts on awareness of birth control, and get people to chose quality of children over quantity of children. China, for example, doesn't need any additional birth control programs since their birth rate is already below replacement level. The UN estimates China's population will decline from its current 1.4 billion to 1 billion by 2100. The UN also estimates India will grow from 1.3 billion now to 1.6 billion by 2100. By contrast, Africa is estimated to grow from its current 1 billion people to over 4 billion by 2100.

    18. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aliens references always excite me.

    19. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the world economy crumbles... seriously, we would have to completely change how the world economy works if we start restricting population growth. Economic growth is directly linked to population growth. Since businesses have to continually grow they will continually need more people.

    20. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First you'll have to remove the harmful impact of Protestant(US) and Catholic missionaries from the continent. Delaying the birth of the first child is also a very efficient method. This can be achieved via longer basic education. Give everybody in Africa a free 13 years of general education and add a free 3 year degree on top of that, with advanced degrees available. That'll work.

      African megafauna serving that much of a population boom

      As the number of cattle increases, so must the efforts of combating desertification intensify, or soon nobody is drinking anything over there. Transport distances and storage conditions are also problems to be solved. The food goes bad rapidly in the warm weather, full of insects and vermin.

    21. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A fair number of posters here despise women, and view anyone who advocates for female empowerment as an SJW who needs to be derided, trolled, threatened with rape, or any other mechanism possible to silence anyone with a vagina.

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    22. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by khallow · · Score: 2

      I guess you don't realize that the world economy is the driver for population reduction right now. Every developed world country has negative population growth of its native population. Women working and greater wealth is the universal answer to overpopulation. And the world economy delivers that.

    23. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 1

      A fair number of posters here despise women, and view anyone who advocates for female empowerment as an SJW who needs to be derided, trolled, threatened with rape, or any other mechanism possible to silence anyone with a vagina.

      I have a hard time coming up with somebody less fitting the SJW stereotype than Hitchens. But I'm quite sure he would adopt the term with aplomb.

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      Stephan

    24. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      x is not dx/dt in the general case.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    25. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You don't need that as much as you need a higher standard of living. There's great empirical evidence that family income as low as $4k/yr can get to replacement-rate fertility, whereas "awareness of birth control" and "chos(ing) quality of children over quantity of children" is paternalistic, makes broad assumptions about millions of individuals, and spends money that could otherwise contribute toward raising the standard of living.

    26. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure that some of those people actually despise singling out groups for empowerment? Maybe out of the same sense of equality that make others think that we need to re-tip the scales? Both could be valid arguments without thinking people are bigots.

    27. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone means to say that the planet is going to explode by Death Star fire if we completely fuck up its ecosystem. I think they mean *the planet they know*

    28. Re:So overpopulation is not an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A fair number of posters here despise women, and view anyone who advocates for female empowerment as an SJW who needs to be derided, trolled, threatened with rape, or any other mechanism possible to silence anyone with a vagina.

      What the hell are you talking about?

      You seem to be projecting your attitudes, dude...

  2. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by darthsilun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The word you're looking for is "bred". They're being bred in zoos everywhere.
    They may be being bred in zoos, but that's not a healthy situation for the species.
    I recently reread Clarke's "Rendezvous with Rama" (I liked it as a teenager, but thought it was pretty crappy all these years later.) But I digress.
    One notable thing though in the story is the idea of capping human population to one billion. I don't know if one billion is the right number, but it does make me wonder if there isn't some merit to the idea.

  3. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    How do you cap the human population?

  4. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Soylent Green, obviously.

  5. Changes in Land Tenure by DreadCthulhu · · Score: 1

    When the article says changes in land tenure in Zimbabwe, that means the racist thug Mugabe seizing lands from whites, and passing it out to his political cronies, who apparently, in addition to being shitty farmers are also bad at wild life management.

  6. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One notable thing though in the story is the idea of capping human population to one billion.

    It's bad enough with things like China's child policy. My question is, are you volunteering to be one of the humans culled to get down to one billion?

  7. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Forced birth control.

    As humanity continues its relentless reproduction, it will continue to strain the world's resources. Add in climate change, and humanity will pay the price and there's no technological miracle that will save it.

    And if the predictions prove true that the World's population peaks at 10 billion or so, it will be a hellish overcrowded world indeed. And judging by the current economic path we're on, it's going to be a world of billions of people in poverty and a small minority of fabulously wealthy people. Basically, the whole world is going to be like that shithole India.

  8. Expect many more African big mammals to go extinct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The world population is leveling off but not before adding 4 billion more people in the next 50 years .... Mostly in Africa. There is not much to be done about it, the increase is mostly "population fill in" you need to watch this Hans Rosling video if you're unfamiliar with that term, too hard to explain https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FACK2knC08E

  9. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    What entity is going to force birth control on the human population?

  10. Sad that it is hard to breed cheetahs in captivity by DreadCthulhu · · Score: 1

    It is sad that it is apparently difficult to breed cheetahs in captivity - they need large open spaces to run and do their courtship rituals. Which is particularity bad, because they actually are one of the easier wild animals to tame, and would be fairly easy to turn into pets (and thus in no danger of extinction) if that breeding issue where solved. I know I would love a pet cheetah.

  11. Cheetahs have low genetic diversity by haruchai · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://cheetah.org/about-the-c...

    About 12,000 years ago, a mass extinction event occurred that eliminated 75% of the world’s large mammal species. Fortunately, a handful of cheetahs managed to survive this extreme extinction event and were able to restore the world’s population of cheetahs.

    This event caused an extreme reduction of the cheetah’s genetic diversity, known as a population bottleneck, resulting in the physical homogeneity of today’s cheetahs. Poor sperm quality, focal palatine erosion, susceptibility to the same infectious diseases, and kinked tails characteristic of the majority of the world’s cheetahs are all ramifications of the low genetic diversity within the global cheetah population

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    1. Re:Cheetahs have low genetic diversity by Solandri · · Score: 2
      Third time's the charm.

      A genome study concluded that cheetahs experienced two genetic bottlenecks in their history, the first about 100,000 years ago and the second about 12,000 years ago, greatly lowering their genetic variability. These bottlenecks may have been associated with migrations across Asia and into Africa (with the current African population founded about 12,000 years ago), and/or with a depletion of prey species at the end of the Pleistocene.

      As cool as cheetahs are, it would seem their genetic design is just not a very good one. While there was a mass extinction event about 12k years ago, it was mostly limited to Australia and the Americas. Africa has retained well over half its large mammal species through both extinction events approx 120k and 10k years ago. In other words, the cheetah appears to have problems coping with events which the great majority of other large African mammal species survived. The morphologically similar American cheetah (which is suspected to be the reason why American pronghorns are so damned fast) also went extinct. Suggesting that from an evolutionary standpoint their design is simply not a very good one, and extinction may be the inevitable judgement of Nature.

    2. Re:Cheetahs have low genetic diversity by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Interesting....did not know there once was a cheetah-like feline in NorthAm. Weak design or not, it'll be a damn shame if they do die out, especially if it's because of humans. Perhaps one day many years from now we can have cloned ones - or perhaps we'll eventually have to clone every damn creature except raccoons, squirrels, rats, pigeons & gulls.

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    3. Re:Cheetahs have low genetic diversity by aristotheron · · Score: 0

      Their design is not weak. If they are strong enough to obviously genetically influence the prey around them they are viable as long as their land is viable.
      They are dying off because the patterns of prey migration are altered erratically by human-made obstacles. Cheetahs are missing meals and it's throwing them off their game.

      Simply put it's human industrialism that is killing cheetahs.

    4. Re:Cheetahs have low genetic diversity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The cheetahs are likely very specialized in terms of pray. They are not social like lions and it maybe that if a certain sized prey animals disappear from the ecosystem, so do the cheetahs. The entering(s) of the interglacial periods significantly altered the whole ecosystem everywhere, killing off many other species. In that sense, it is not "fair" to put the cheetah into the failed experiment basket quite so readily based on those natural events.

  12. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by ZorinLynx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You don't have to cull anyone. Just encourage people to have less kids.

    And STOP SOCIALLY OSTRACIZING PEOPLE WHO DECIDE NOT TO HAVE KIDS. Especially women. They're doing the world a favor and you have people calling them "selfish" or treating them as second class citizens for not joining the parental cult.

    My girlfriend and are voluntarily childfree and get bullshit like this from time to time.

    And no offense to parents who don't behave this way. Ya'll are awesome. There's just way too many who do.

  13. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should cull everyone who asks if someone is volunteering. They're clearly too clueless to be allowed to live.
    Thanks for playing.

  14. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    What entity is going to force birth control on the human population?

    Nature?

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  15. Thanks for the update. by Charcharodon · · Score: 0
    This just in 3rd world countries have really piss poor environments/governments.

    Also scientists also confirmed the sky is blue and water is wet.

    Stay tuned and we'll bring you more breaking stories at the top of the hour.

  16. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by darthsilun · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In this country, i.e. the USA, we could stop giving tax exemptions for more than two children. I don't know how other countries structure their taxes.
    If you want to have a large family, fine, but you don't get a tax advantage for doing it.

  17. Start a 5 way religious war... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Between Jews, Christians, Muslims, Hindus, and Communists.

    You might have to start by burning a few religious monuments down in an opposing religion's name, but after it is all done, the population will be dramatically reduced.

  18. Opposite: actually is high genetic diversity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they are all as unique as Chinese people after Reagon reported Xerox to China.

    First the healthnuts came for the potato chips, and I sighed. Then the healthnuts came for the mohicans and I was like ahhhh. Then the healthnuts came for cheetos and Ive been a raging furry mad for lesbians!

  19. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    I don't think there is a natural mechanism to force birth control on humans. I am under the impression that these people want some other entity culling billions of people somehow. Perhaps a world government or something?

  20. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Opportunist · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If it's brown people abroad, the USA, if it's brown domestic people the Republicans cutting down social security and ensuring gangs have all the guns they need and for the rest, daytime TV should do.

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  21. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    We should cull those who demand a culling.

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  22. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by CODiNE · · Score: 2

    Oh yeah the looks they give you.
    I suppose deep inside they feel like it devalues their life choices. Some can barely fathom it. "But WHY??" Yes why give up the most meaningful thing in YOUR life? Because it's mine, and I find meaning elsewhere.
    (And I don't think a kid will save my marriage ;-)

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  23. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that bullshit force you to not pull out sometimes? I find it hard to believe you get more than a good natured "when you two going to have kids" from anyone other than one of your parents. And at that point it's your parents not society.

  24. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by gtall · · Score: 1

    What do you think a condom is?

  25. trophy cucks by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2
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    1. Re:trophy cucks by Holi · · Score: 2

      Yeeeaaah, that's a leopard.

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    2. Re:trophy cucks by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      Yeeeaaah, that's a leopard.

      Shh. The guide told them it was a cheetah.

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  26. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

    A condom is just a mechanism of birth control. You aren't going to "cap" the population unless you persuade (precise meaning varies) the whole world to start using them.

  27. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, humans destroying every natural thing on the planet is not stuff that matters.

  28. "Cheetahs never prosper" by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 4, Funny

    For all these years I thought this was just an expression.

  29. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nature has been subverted by technology. Damn scientists

  30. Re:Sad that it is hard to breed cheetahs in captiv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People who want to keep wild animals as pets are awful people. You are an awful person.

  31. Meh by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    A cheetah is genetically more than 99% identical to other cheetahs because they suffered not one, but TWO population bottlenecks where the population was wiped out but for a small number of breeding pairs - the first about 100k years ago, the second about 10k years ago. This leaves them all basically as related as identical twins.

    Their doom isn't necessarily humans (at least, not any more than any other large predator) it's their lack of genetic diversity that means a local population can be devastated by a single nasty disease.

    They may NOT be saveable, and it's only peripherally due to humans.

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    1. Re:Meh by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thank goodness! Now we can get back to destroying large areas of land populated by wild animals!

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    2. Re:Meh by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "and it's only peripherally due to humans"

      Not quite, if humans were out of the equation, they'd probably be doing a lot better, and their limited genetic diversity would probably continue to grow. We've most certainly limited their potential and influenced their chances of survival negatively. Yes, the cards were stacked against them, and humans have burned most of the deck to boot.

    3. Re:Meh by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      This leaves them all basically as related as identical twins.

      They're definitely going to go extinct then, because either they're all male or all female.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    4. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, currently the best chance for the species' survival is breeding in captivity. So there's that.

    5. Re:Meh by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      No, their best chance of survival is influencing areas encroaching on cheetah habitat to recognize their needs and give them the space they need. *That* is their best chance. Breeding them in captivity keeps them 'around', but isn't a solution. Very few captive-bred facilities ever result in animals returning to the wild, any honest facility will admit as much. And too often they turn in the opposite direction to make a buck. Look at lions - very few in the wild, but many in roadside zoos in the US. Or there are endangered species of African antelope in breeding centers in the US, where they 'thrive', but then it's turned into a canned-hunt.

      The very best thing for any species is to allow them the environment they thrive in, which is not captivity.

    6. Re:Meh by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      You missed the "...not any more than any other large predator..." part?

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      -Styopa
  32. Re: What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Trees are not better than humans either, but without trees, there are no humans.

  33. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

    If the goal is to discourage population growth, why would you subsidize reproduction at all?

  34. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by T.E.D. · · Score: 1, Informative

    Why? The USA is already having children at a rate below replacement levels. The only reason its population hasn't been SHRINKING the last couple of decades is immigration.

    If you're one of the people who thinks population growth is a problem, the USA is not the place to try to attack the problem. Its a model to be emulated.

  35. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by chispito · · Score: 1

    Just encourage people to have less kids.

    On the contrary, large families are a more efficient way to raise humans than small families. Large families reuse clothes, carpool, waste less food, and often produce people who are skilled at doing the same, even when they themselves don't choose to have large families.

    And that's just the families angle. There's also the problem of different reproductive rates of different countries. How does it affect the cheetah population if a couple in Finland or in Costa Rica decides to have five kids instead of none or two?

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  36. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    Of course you're serious, because your a malignant 4chan sociopath whose got bored of that big ol' psychopath and goes out on the Intertubes looking to shock people. Basically, you're incurable scum.

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  37. Lost cause by The+Evil+Atheist · · Score: 1

    I'm all for conservation of species, but it seems to me this is just the symptom. Save the cheetah, then what next? Many species are being driven to extinction as well. You can artificially inflate the numbers by pouring lots of money into breeding programs like the Chinese have done with pandas, but that does nothing for the underlying causes.

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  38. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 0, Troll

    My girlfriend and are voluntarily childfree and get bullshit like this from time to time.

    And the rest of us thank you for removing your genes from the genepool.

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    "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
  39. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

    Sadly, the females I know that have opted not to have kids happen to be the type of genetic stock we want to encourage. Smart, resourceful, able to look ahead and see this is not going to be a good place soon...

    I find it odd that we require training and a license to operate a motor vehicle but anyone can raise a Jeffrey Dahmer as long as they avoid minor troubles that would cause a social worker to become involved. And if you want to teach your kid to hate a given group or type of people, well that is your right as long as it does not lead to violence from the child... once he's a adult all bets are off.

    One last issue is doing some genetic testing to check for bad recessive gene matches and other not so obvious problems that could warn a couple in advance of major issues and lifelong disabilities in future children... we could have that now if it weren't un-PC to tell someone they can't have a kid because it will be damaged and have a crappy life.

    But we can't take away peoples "freedom" to populate us into extinction, can we?

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  40. Immigration problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why? The USA is already having children at a rate below replacement levels.

    And in the USA, 1 in 8 individuals don't get enough food; there are millions more, many of them skilled in modern technologies and tasks, who cannot find employment. Seems to me that's a pretty damned good candidate for circumstances people might sanely decide they don't want to bring offspring into.

    The only reason its population hasn't been SHRINKING the last couple of decades is immigration.

    Well, insofar as maintaining our already too-large population might be construed as a "good thing", so what if they're immigrants? What does it matter what line they were born on which side of?

    What matters (outside of the bounds of xenophobic and jingoistic neurosis, of course) is what good they can do for our society, and what good they can do for themselves. Personally, I don't care what color you are or what language you speak or where you were born. If you are a positive force overall, I'm a fan. If not, and you are trying to be, I'm still a fan. If you are not, and you are not trying to be, now we're talking about someone I'd just as soon see go away.

    Those idiots who foam at the mouth about "those damned immigrants" will be the first ones to complain when the cost and availability of fruits and vegetables go in inconvenient directions; when the taco truck disappears from the corner; when clothing becomes (much) more expensive, when getting the lawn mowed, the kids nannied, the ditches dug -- and many more things -- all become far more troublesome.

    --fyngyrz
    anon due to mod points

    1. Re: Immigration problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear ya, but our hungry population is not because we're overpopulated. Of all countries, the US could easily afford to feed and maintain the current population in terms of dollars and available cropland. That we fail to do so is a result of other poor choices we've collectively made. I guess what I'm trying to say is: with a 1/8 smaller population, 1/8 of the people will still be hungry.

    2. Re:Immigration problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 in 8 not getting enough food doesn't seem so bad when you realize 1 in 6 is mentally ill.

  41. Its about land by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

    As the article hints, the issue here isn't really raw population, its land.

    Mating for Cheetahs involves miles and miles of chasing. If they don't have that kind of grassland space available to them, there will be no more cheetahs.

    This is also why they could not be domesticated (even though they are quite tamable), and cannot be bred in captivity. Zoos cannot save them. If they go in the wild, they are gone.

    1. Re:Its about land by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Rig up a cheetah make-out pad with a treadmill/conveyor belt thing.

      Do you know how tiring it is doing all the thinking?

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  42. Re: What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bullshit. Let's not forget bullshit. We wouldn't be here without bullshit.

  43. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the fuck happened to this site?

    Uneducated idiots like you are allowed to breed.

    That's what happened.

    Your English sucks, you uneducated dipshit. Leave the internet and
    go get a basic education before you come back.

  44. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Because hopefully one of the kids will grow up to know what the excluded middle fallacy is.

    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  45. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by rochrist · · Score: 1

    Oh look! An idiot on the internet!

  46. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    STOP SOCIALLY OSTRACIZING PEOPLE WHO DECIDE NOT TO HAVE KIDS

    People that have kids have no problems with people who don't have kids. We realize that not everyone wants or needs to choose that path.

    The people we do have a problem with are those people with no kids that (a) tell us how we should raise our kids or (b) get irritated with something they perceive as annoying behavior from our kids. Our collective response to that is, "Shut up, you have no idea what it actually takes to raise a kid, no matter how many books you've read on the subject. Why? Raising a kid is a *fundamentally different experience* from anything you might have read or imagined; thus, you have no frame of reference to judge any parent by."

  47. Re: What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is obviously caused by global warming.

    Actually if we ate cheetahs there would be more of them. There are 1.5 billion cows on earth.

  48. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've gotten that crap from a ton of people, not just parents. Lots of family, friends, and even a few coworkers. Luckily in our case my GF has a medical condition that makes pregnancy a very bad idea, so most people only ask once. Then they feel guilty like they reminded us of a deep sorrow in our life, when in reality we wouldn't want kids anyway

  49. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People that have kids have no problems with people who don't have kids. We realize that not everyone wants or needs to choose that path.

    Tell that to the people who have a problem with me choosing not to have kids

  50. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't have to persuade anybody- all you have to do is raise their standard of living. To a paltry $4k-$10k/household annually. Do that and suddenly the entire world is a replacement rates of fertility.

  51. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Bengie · · Score: 1

    Reproduction and intelligence are inversely related. This is not good for us.

  52. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

    You were born, and you're stupid.

    Can't really draw much from a sample of one.

    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  53. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Aren't you special? I've never been asked if I'm going to have kids - from anyone. Only 1/4 of the people I knew in college have kids (at 40), and almost 1/3 of the one that I know who do, adopted.

    I counted it up once, and even with adoption, it's below replacement rate. Or maybe it's me who is special and it is you who is a loser.

  54. Re:Expect many more African big mammals to go exti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I showed Rosling's video to a anti-kid friend and she told me that none if it was true and that he's "pushing an agenda" (cut and paste from email).

  55. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by GNious · · Score: 1

    You have an economic system that requires a constant increase in population - countries all over the place start panicking when fertility-rates start to approach the minimum required for sustaining the population (replacement birth rate), which is 2.1 in Western countries, 2.33 globally.

    Yes, several are below that rate, and many specifically take steps to try and increase it, though some manage to offset the difference via immigration.

  56. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're doing the world a favor and you have people calling them "selfish" or treating them as second class citizens for not joining the parental cult.

    Thank you Mr. Malthus for your opinion.

  57. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

    The people we do have a problem with are those people with no kids that (a) tell us how we should raise our kids or (b) get irritated with something they perceive as annoying behavior from our kids.

    It's a rare form of human that enjoys when someone calls them out for being a dimwitted fuckbag.

  58. Re: What does this have to do with tech? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

    That's just because I apparently provide major cash incentives through my taxes to ranchers in the midwest not to do absolutely nothing with that shit ton of land they inherited from their grandpappy.

  59. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    What entity is going to force birth control on the human population?

    Oh, the perfect, uncorrupt, wonderful government that knows best.

    From the "progressive" dreamland.

    Hey, it beats the (un)"Free Market."

  60. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    Aren't you special? I've never been asked if I'm going to have kids - from anyone.

    Maybe everyone who knows you just shudders in horror at the thought of you having kids and decides it's not a good topic to bring up?

  61. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    Reproduction and intelligence are inversely related. This is not good for us.

    Not really, Idiocracy was a funny movie and all, but doesn't in any way match reality.

  62. Re:Sad that it is hard to breed cheetahs in captiv by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    Pretty sure he's talking about domesticating the cheetah, not just grabbing a wild cheetah and keeping it on a leash.

    But cheetahs need to run, not much room in the city for them.

  63. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The people we do have a problem with are those people with no kids that (a) tell us how we should raise our kids or (b) get irritated with something they perceive as annoying behavior from our kids.

    If your kids are annoying others, you are failing at raising them into humans. Teach them better behavior.

  64. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is an unfortunate catch-22. Tax exemptions are given to parents for the sake of their children, not as an encouragement or congratulatory gesture for the parents (at least not in this country). Helping to keep the family out of poverty through favorable tax treatment is the most effective (and cost-effective) way to help the children grow to be productive members of society.

    At the same time, even if it might not be the intention of the program: giving money to people whenever they have children does tend to function as encouragement for having more children. I don't believe that there's any evidence that it's sufficient encouragement in most cases, but it did happen once - Linda Taylor, the welfare queen - and that one case was heavily publicized in order to demonize welfare programs in general.

    You can imagine some kind of system where parents who irresponsibly have too many children are not only penalized but their children are also taken away to ensure that the children don't feel the negative impact of whatever that penalty is. This would avoid the problem of perverse incentives, but the children would have to be cared for somehow and this would probably be very expensive. It's also questionable whether it would be possible to provide sufficient care for all of those children to develop in a healthy way.

  65. Just goes to show... by SkaOMatic · · Score: 1

    It's not easy being cheesy.

  66. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    In the US, I don't think the reproduction rate is up to replacement level, but this is masked by immigration. If we want to hit replacement level, we have to make parenthood more attractive, not less.

    --
    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  67. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

    What entity is going to force birth control on the human population?

    depends on if you are talking about the human population or just segments of it. There certainly are a great number of individuals that would love to do it to browner segments of the population.

  68. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by stigmerger · · Score: 1

    I don't think there is a natural mechanism to force birth control on humans. I am under the impression that these people want some other entity culling billions of people somehow. Perhaps a world government or something?

    No, I think s/he meant that we can limit population ourselves or have a crash forced on us. There doesn't seem to be any plausible way that humans will take on limiting population themselves. Ergo, etc. Presumably, you reject the premise. So, population keeps growing until ...?

  69. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by syntotic · · Score: 1

    Xtinguish Excrement and Diarrhea Colored Anthropoid. That easy. Sterilize the females, do not let it sexually assault Human females, criterion is relatively easy to assess, in one generation it is over and the worst source of conflict on Earth gone. That leaves us only Orientals as a problem. That is not easy, but with genetic engineering, if we achieve NON cross breeding with Humans, and cap the lifespan of males at just about after puberty, enough to keep their species going on, we can stabilize the Human population at any level desired by having both species cross copulate at will and, simultaneously, breeding children in an orderly manner each in its own species. This works for both species very well. You can do your mental experiments to see how it works, then your figures. Surprise! Whenever I expose the scheme, they agree it is OK! In fact: the formula given to me by an African female to achieve this is to DO NOT LET THE GIRL HAVE A GIRL. Or cap your girl! As for Orientals when I tell them about this, they not only agree, they want to come with me and shut up the male. We are in time and we have the technology. But we HAVE to ensure to map the cheetah DNA before letting it go extinct... - Danilo J Bonsignore

  70. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by syntotic · · Score: 1

    Cap THE, Girl, is the formula. Girl does not have the same meaning among Excrement Colored Anthropoids than with Humans. Oh, and we have to do it BEFORE both imitative species do it on US! We are providing the technologies and they already got the idea from me. Which is one reason Governments have done an effort to teach quality and egalitarianism and non **racism**, that if you say what we truly _have_ to do with them... in the meantime we organize, THEY SIMPLY DO IT ON US, because it is the only content in their communal minds. It is mind boggling indeed, but it is how things have been working, whether you like it or not.

  71. Re:What does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Silly idiotic, AC. Why dont you reduce to I agree, I disagree? Common places can go anywhere, not in a discussion forum.