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Consumer Reports Stands By Its Verdict, Won't Recommend Apple's MacBook Pro (mashable.com)

Consumer Reports took many by surprise last week -- certainly Apple -- when it said it doesn't recommend the company's new MacBook Pro models. The American magazine, which has garnered credibility over 80 years of its existence, said battery life on Apple's new laptops was all over the place -- hitting 19 hours in a test, but less than four hours in another. Last week, Apple's VP of Marketing, Phil Schiller insisted that Consumer Reports' findings didn't match the company's field data, and that Apple was working with Consumer Reports to understand its review. Now Consumer Reports has responded: The nonprofit organization is standing by its initial verdict in which it did not give the MacBook Pro (2016) its "recommended" rating. The organization has now said it doesn't think re-running the tests will change anything. "In this case, we don't believe re-running the tests are warranted for several reasons. First, as we point out in our original article, experiencing very high battery life on MacBooks is not unusual for us -- in fact we had a model in our comparative tests that got 19 hours," it said. "Second, we confirmed our brightness with three different meters, so we feel confident in our findings using this equipment. Finally, we monitor our tests very closely. There is an entry logged every minute, so we know from these entries that the app worked correctly," it added.

268 comments

  1. Not courageous enough? by r2rknot · · Score: 1, Troll

    Common, CR. You have to know what real courage is to understand and accept Apple products!

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    1. Re:Not courageous enough? by brausch · · Score: 2

      At least he didn't post at Slashdot as an AC. :-)

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    2. Re:Not courageous enough? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I even hate Wozniak because he didn't have the basic human decency to tell Steve Jobs to go fuck himself and go elsewhere.

      You hate someone for working with someone else decades ago. I see.

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    3. Re:Not courageous enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you're stupid. If it wasn't for Woz, Apple would never have existed. So yes, hating him is legitimate.

    4. Re:Not courageous enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wozniack knew better than anybody what a douchebag Jobs was. Are you seriously going to claim he didn't know?

    5. Re:Not courageous enough? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Back in the day, Apple made machines for hackers. If the Woz had foreseen them turning into Silicon Gucci you might have a point.

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    6. Re:Not courageous enough? by macs4all · · Score: 0

      God fucking damn, I hate Apple. It all started in 2nd grade when I was forced to Apple II garbage in elementary school. Obsolete pieces of shit with no sprites and a god-awful bleep-bloop-beep speaker. Fucking disgusting. Since then, every Apple user I've ever met has been a stupid motherfucker that wouldn't know an IC from a potato chip and totally brainwashed by the cult of Apple. Fuck any company that solders ram modules onto the motherboard. I even hate Wozniak because he didn't have the basic human decency to tell Steve Jobs to go fuck himself and go elsewhere.

      Apple user since 1976, here.

      But I also happen to be an embedded designer (hardware and software) with over 40 years of paid experience, and with over a dozen industrial real-time measurement, instrumentation, and controller product designs on the market, not to mention tons of one-off hardware and/or software dev. consulting gigs, etc. Presently employed developing business software for Windows (yeah, I know...)

      All but two of my Mac-owning friends are either degree-d EEs, who certainly know an IC chip from a potato chip, and the other two are also professionals in other fields (one an architectural consultant, and the other a CPA/JD/CFE).

      So, stuff it, Anonymous COWARD. You're both an idiot and a useless Hater. GO AWAY.

    7. Re:Not courageous enough? by lgw · · Score: 1

      That direction was clear from the first Mac, though. Apple was designing a better machine for hackers and the first Mac in parallel. Sadly, the Mac was the way of the future for Apple.

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    8. Re:Not courageous enough? by lgw · · Score: 0

      But I also happen to be an embedded designer

      Of course "designers" like Macs - that's exactly the image they sell!

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    9. Re:Not courageous enough? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      So someone working with someone else who is a douchebag to get something done (in this case created) is to blame for what? Your problems? For a computer you're not going to buy?

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    10. Re:Not courageous enough? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      If Apple would have never existed, would that make your life better in any way? You would have bought a computer if not for Apple?

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    11. Re:Not courageous enough? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      But I also happen to be an embedded designer

      Of course "designers" like Macs - that's exactly the image they sell!

      What, exactly, do you think an "Embedded Designer" does? "Designer" == "Developer" in that field.

      But, you'd know that if you had any experience with embedded design/development whatsoever.

    12. Re: Not courageous enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody needs a hug

    13. Re:Not courageous enough? by r2rknot · · Score: 1

      I don't know why it would matter, I see my OP was labeled troll. But, I figure folks have two options. You can accept the response that Apple gave (regarding the phone jack and 'courage') or you can recognize it as BS. And troll everyone who sees the world in black and white. IE-He poked fun at a bad decision Apple made, so he must hate Apple, or not.

      Truly though, Apple deserves to be trolled at every opportunity for telling consumers, in essence, that it doesn't matter what you want and you simply lack .

      So, when Consumer Reports tells other consumers about something bad concerning an Apple product, I fully expect them to rely upon the same hubris that lead to the 'courage' remark.

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    14. Re: Not courageous enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its courage to come out of the closet and be gay bisexual or an 'it'. Supporting this company and you support those mentally ill people.

    15. Re: Not courageous enough? by Lije+Baley · · Score: 1

      Woosh! Different kinds of intelligence, demonstrated right before our eyes!

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    16. Re:Not courageous enough? by sjames · · Score: 1

      I can say I certainly would have gotten a computer anyway (my introduction was actually a mainframe), but I don't think my life would have been better without Apple by any means. I did enjoy some Apple ][ hacking.

    17. Re:Not courageous enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like someone needs to play some sewer shark on sega cd.

    18. Re: Not courageous enough? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Woosh! Different kinds of intelligence, demonstrated right before our eyes!

      What? You don't think that the "designer" comment was meant sarcastically?

    19. Re:Not courageous enough? by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Given that my first computer was a C64 yep I would have gotten one without Apple.

    20. Re:Not courageous enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was clear long before that. Woz had huge disagreements with Jobs. El Stevo wanted the Apple II to be a locked-down, closed system that wasn't easily hackable or upgradeable.

    21. Re:Not courageous enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "one an architectural consultant, and the other a CPA/JD/CFE)"

      Sorry mate, and neither know jack shit about how crap their Apple computers actually are.

    22. Re: Not courageous enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck, I hate it when people rhyme off their resume when no one asked and no one cares. Just shows what kind of douche you are.

    23. Re:Not courageous enough? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      The difference between you and the OP is that Apple making computers didn't destroy your life. You still bought computers with or without Apple. That was my point.

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    24. Re:Not courageous enough? by kuzb · · Score: 1

      This would have played better if you said something like "I'm an embedded systems guy, and I use a mac" and then followed it up with an interesting story of some kind about your time in the industry. Going out of your way to try to sound superior and authoritative without demonstrating your knowledge in some way sets off bullshit detectors.

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    25. Re: Not courageous enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should have more compassion for the mentally ill. In the vast majority of cases they don't choose to be ill.

      Treat them the same way you would a paraplegic - most paraplegics are that way through no fault of their own, some are that way through doing something stupid. Until you discover it is the latter, give them the benefit of the doubt.

    26. Re: Not courageous enough? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gayest argument ever. Both of you eat a bag of dicks

    27. Re: Not courageous enough? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      FYI, you screwed up and responded with your wrong account, this conversation was started with your macs4all account, not TheFakeTimCook. I know, it is hard to keep all these shill accounts you run straight, after all, Apple must be defended against all criticism of their awful choices. Keep up the good fight, I'm sure Apple will be #1 any day now.

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  2. Re:macs are for gays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    What do gay nerds use?

  3. Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Consumer Reports has no incentive but to produce accurate reports on consumer products. Apple on the other hand has a motive to produce positive results with its product tests. But this is not the first time Apple has over inflated battery life and I am sure it's tests were done to provide a good specification under certain conditions. But my own experience with devices today has tended to be overly optimistic battery life tested under not so realistic conditions. Consumer Reports has always provided more accurate battery life results.

    1. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is not "over inflated battery life" - and actually, Apple has (in the past) gotten kudos for being one of the few companies that consistently provided reasonably accurate battery numbers for their products.

      No, the issue is there's something as-yet-unexplained which, under some circumstances, causes the battery life of the newest MacBook Pros to plummet to ridiculously low levels. Consumer Reports saw it in their testing; but, even before that, some customers were experiencing it (and justifiably complaining).

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    2. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by brausch · · Score: 1, Interesting

      from Consumer Reports: "said battery life on the new MacBook Pro was all over the place, hitting 19 hours in a test, but less than four hours in another. "

      Seems like if they can't get consistent answers they would want to find out why?

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    3. Re: Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      They're not Apple's QA department. Why should they care why the new Macs aren't performing acceptability? All they need to know is that they don't. It's Apple's job to find out why and fix it.

      This is of course one of the many dangers of using an OS with only one hardware supplier. I can't understand how anyone could not see what a stupid idea that is...

    4. Re: Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >acceptability

      -Sent from my iPhone.

    5. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not CR's job to find out why the product isn't working as expected/advertised. Their only job is to test the system in controlled and repeatable ways that can be demonstrated and are consistent with current quality assurance methods, and then to report on those tests to their paying subscribers. CR does not take money from anyone but their subscribers and buys off-the-shelf/lot products in order to ensure that there is no appearance of impropriety.

      In this case, they were comfortable enough with their results, even after Apple contacted them, to keep them. If they felt that the consistency was in issue with the tests (the same tests/test-systems that are run/used on other computer systems) then they would have stated that and reworked the tests. They have done this in the past when their tests were not working as expected.

    6. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by msauve · · Score: 2

      "Seems like if they can't get consistent answers they would want to find out why?"

      It's not their responsibility to figure out why the answers are different, as long as the questions are consistent. If the results are inconsistent, that's Apple's problem.

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    7. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 3, Informative

      The problem is not "over inflated battery life" - and actually, Apple has (in the past) gotten kudos for being one of the few companies that consistently provided reasonably accurate battery numbers for their products.

      No, the issue is there's something as-yet-unexplained which, under some circumstances, causes the battery life of the newest MacBook Pros to plummet to ridiculously low levels. Consumer Reports saw it in their testing; but, even before that, some customers were experiencing it (and justifiably complaining).

      See my Post here, for a possible cause.

    8. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Luthair · · Score: 0

      Funny you start with "No" then proceed to exactly explain the fact the laptop doesn't get anywhere near the claimed battery life. CR seems spot on, if you're considering buying it you shouldn't expect to get the listed battery life, more over you shouldn't count on Apple fixing it given its been happening for months now.

    9. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny you start with "No" then proceed to exactly explain the fact the laptop doesn't get anywhere near the claimed battery life. CR seems spot on, if you're considering buying it you shouldn't expect to get the listed battery life, more over you shouldn't count on Apple fixing it given its been happening for months now.

      There's a difference between over-inflated battery life (e.g. a number you can only get on day 1, if you turn down brightness and only run a browser with only one tab via ethernet), and a wildly variable battery life. It appears that the MacBook Pro has the latter problem - sometimes you get the reported battery life, in normal usage, but other times you don't, for reasons that aren't quite clear.

    10. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Correct, it is not CR's job to determine why. But if they expect to continue to be taken seriously, they should at least hand over whatever data they do have so that Apple can properly analyze it.

      In this case, they were comfortable enough with their results, even after Apple contacted them, to keep them.

      I was never under the impression that Apple was trying to convince CR to change their mind. It was my understanding that Apple simply wanted to understand how the tests differed, so that Apple could continue their own investigation into why one test gave 19 hours and another gave 4 hours.

    11. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes - the difference is whether you know what is causing the drain and can toggle it off. Pretty subtle and basically irrelevant here.

    12. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      "Seems like if they can't get consistent answers they would want to find out why?" It's not their responsibility to figure out why the answers are different, as long as the questions are consistent. If the results are inconsistent, that's Apple's problem.

      So if a Windows Update happens to cause this same sort of problem in a Lenovo or Dell laptop that just happens to be tested by CR right after that Update is published/applied, then CR is under no obligation to re-test said laptop after MS finds and fixes the issue, because, after all, it's Lenovo or Dell's problem, right?

      And don't use the excuse that Apple creates the OS and software, too. The point is, in both cases, the problem turns out to not be with the Laptop itself; but rather with a temporary (and fixed!) software bug, unknown to both OEM and CR at the time of testing.

      Not saying it's CR's "fault", either; but they should live up to their original offer to "re-test if Apple believes they have found and fixed a problem" (paraphrasing from memory), instead of reversing themselves less than a week later.

      That is what is suspicious on the part of CR.

    13. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by TroII · · Score: 2

      That MacBook sure has some widely offset tits! I bet the excessive cleavage is causing the battery drain.

    14. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by msauve · · Score: 2

      CR is under no obligation to retest. Catching and fixing issues in QA before the product is shipped is Apple's responsibility. CR isn't Apple's beta tester.

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    15. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Consumer Reports has no incentive but to produce accurate reports on consumer products.

      You mean other than this being their core business premise?

      The stupid is strong with this one.

    16. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by bsolar · · Score: 4, Informative

      First of all, no, they are under no obligation. They would still likely do it since it would be in the best interest of their subscribers and of their reputation.

      Furthermore, there is no official fix from Apple yet. As far as I know there are rumors of some beta version faring better, but nothing more. CR didn't say they won't re-test the devices if/when Apple releases a fix, they won't re-test the devices *as they are* since they are confident of their previous test's methodology and findings.

      Note that CR shared the diagnostic files from their tests with Apple and will definitely re-test the devices as soon as Apple claims they figured out the battery problems and fixed them. Until then they trust their results and find a re-test pointless.

      So no, there is nothing suspicious on the part of CR.

    17. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      CR is under no obligation to retest. Catching and fixing issues in QA before the product is shipped is Apple's responsibility. CR isn't Apple's beta tester.

      Doesn't answer my question.

    18. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by msauve · · Score: 1

      Your question was a non-sequitur, not based on the facts.

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    19. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      It's not CR's job to find out why the product isn't working as expected/advertised. Their only job is to test the system in controlled and repeatable ways that can be demonstrated and are consistent with current quality assurance methods, and then to report on those tests to their paying subscribers. CR does not take money from anyone but their subscribers and buys off-the-shelf/lot products in order to ensure that there is no appearance of impropriety.

      In this case, they were comfortable enough with their results, even after Apple contacted them, to keep them. If they felt that the consistency was in issue with the tests (the same tests/test-systems that are run/used on other computer systems) then they would have stated that and reworked the tests. They have done this in the past when their tests were not working as expected.

      They're getting inconsistent results here, so either there's a flaw in the test, or there's a very intermittent issue. And given that (i) CR hasn't disclosed their full test protocol, and (ii) CR apparently did a second test using Chrome on the Mac and got consistently high results (ruling out hardware issues), there are very good reasons to suggest there's a flaw in the test.

    20. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Theaetetus · · Score: 0

      So no, there is nothing suspicious on the part of CR.

      CR hasn't disclosed the full protocol of their test, and now refuses to reconduct it, despite getting wildly inconsistent results. If there's nothing suspicious about that, I've got an eCat reactor to sell you.

    21. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is, in both cases, the problem turns out to not be with the Laptop itself;

      No, the point is that when you buy a MacBook, you're buying a combination of hardware, OS, and applications. If Apple can positively ID an application or OS bug and issue an update, then there's a good chance that CR will re-test. But at this point, Apple's position is "You're testing it wrong." So there's no reason for CR to do anything more at this point other than report the results they currently have.

    22. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      CR hasn't disclosed the full protocol of their test, and now refuses to reconduct it, despite getting wildly inconsistent results.

      They don't disclose their full protocol because if they did, then a manufacturer could make changes to the device behavior to "game" the tests. For example, they could pull a Volkswagon and when the device detects a pattern of operation matching the test, automatically trigger energy-saving modes which wouldn't normally activate.

      If there's nothing suspicious about that, I've got an eCat reactor to sell you.

      Apple's response should be "we're looking into this potential issue and will correct it as soon as we can", instead of "You're testing it wrong."

    23. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CR didn't offer to retest nothing, maybe someday when apple does more to mbp's than pr stunts.

      The suspicious thing is a certain poster...

    24. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      Why? They're just reporting how devices work to consumers. If i buy a car and it gives me 4hs on a full tank most people, me included, don't want to understand the mechanical reason why it happens.

    25. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two tests with big differences in results are not testing the "same" thing. A test which showed a laptop only lasts 4 hours needs to be validated as to its relevance. I assume CR didn't pick tests which aren't relevant to the general population users (say at the 3 sigma level, that is: the test needs to be relevant to more than 0.3% of those users, arguably you could increase that to 1 or 2%...) So, what was the test and for which user applications is it relevant? IDK. Consumer Reports decision that it doesn't "need" to repeat its work implies that either they don't believe it is replicable or that it is so obviously going to be replicated that trying it would be a waste of their time, money and resources (labor). The only rational reason they would hold that POV is that they've already repeated the test a lot of times, which I doubt. The decision clearly can be criticized as being unscientifically motivated - that is it isn't about finding out the "truth". There may be (and it seems there are) other reasons CR is obstructionist on this issue, legal or reputational issues seem like they might interfere with rational decision making here, IDK. Seems to me they should be ok with sharing the protocols with Apple - unless they believe Apple will game the tests. And let's face it, that is likely to be exactly what Apple would do. So, the obvious solution is to have an "unbiased" 3rd party test 10 or 20 of the same machines using the exact same protocol in exactly the "same" environment(s) (including wi-fi, cell phone, etc. coverage) that CR did and report the results along with Apple and CR's concerns about their conclusions to the public. Where's the harm? (especially with Apple paying for the testing, regardless of outcome).

    26. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by sjames · · Score: 1

      Not their problem. Their job is to report what consumers might expect from normal usage. Apparently that would be battery life all over the place.

      It's Apple's job to figure that out and improve the battery life. I'm sure CR will dutifully test an updated model and report on it.

    27. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by bsolar · · Score: 1

      The results being "wildly inconsistent" doesn't mean the tests are flawed, especially given that the same tests on the previous models and other laptops don't show the supposed "flaw" appearing on the Late 2016 MacBook Pro. These tests were used on *a lot* of devices, including the previous MacBook Pro model which had no issue whatsoever.

      It could be a flaw in the test? Sure, but it could also be that the Late 2016 MacBook Pro's battery life *is actually wildy inconsistent* and given how many other times these tests were conducted without issues and how many users complained about the battery life of the new model even before CR's results... you know, Occam's razor.

      On top of that, Apple actually patched away the "remaining time" indicator from the battery widget shortly after this model's release via software update since apparently it's "confusing". If you think there is nothing suspicious about *that* maybe you should sell that eCat reactor to yourself.

    28. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      The results being "wildly inconsistent" doesn't mean the tests are flawed, especially given that the same tests on the previous models and other laptops don't show the supposed "flaw" appearing on the Late 2016 MacBook Pro. These tests were used on *a lot* of devices, including the previous MacBook Pro model which had no issue whatsoever.

      It could be a flaw in the test? Sure, but it could also be that the Late 2016 MacBook Pro's battery life *is actually wildy inconsistent* and given how many other times these tests were conducted without issues and how many users complained about the battery life of the new model even before CR's results... you know, Occam's razor.

      Except that CR ran the tests with Chrome and the battery life was both long and consistent. So, no, it couldn't be that the battery life is actually inconsistent - there's nothing wrong with the hardware, and it's a software issue, probably due to some caching behavior. So, there's either a flaw in Safari, or a flaw in their testing software. But they won't reveal details about the latter.

      On top of that, Apple actually patched away the "remaining time" indicator from the battery widget shortly after this model's release via software update since apparently it's "confusing". If you think there is nothing suspicious about *that* maybe you should sell that eCat reactor to yourself.

      There isn't - apparently, some people did think it was confusing to have the estimated time remaining go up when your usage goes down. Hey, people are stupid - don't ascribe to malice what may be adequately explained by idiocy.

    29. Re: Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The empirical conclusion would be that there is something wrong with Safari.

    30. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out some Mac/Apple forums, many people have been complaining about the battery life before CR released their findings.

    31. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      First of all, no, they are under no obligation. They would still likely do it since it would be in the best interest of their subscribers and of their reputation.

      Furthermore, there is no official fix from Apple yet. As far as I know there are rumors of some beta version faring better, but nothing more. CR didn't say they won't re-test the devices if/when Apple releases a fix, they won't re-test the devices *as they are* since they are confident of their previous test's methodology and findings.

      Note that CR shared the diagnostic files from their tests with Apple and will definitely re-test the devices as soon as Apple claims they figured out the battery problems and fixed them. Until then they trust their results and find a re-test pointless.

      So no, there is nothing suspicious on the part of CR.

      Maybe it's just a badly-worded summary (I know, shock!), but it sure looks like CR is saying they're done with testing the MBP, Period.

    32. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      estimated time remaining go up when your usage goes down. Hey, people are stupid - don't ascribe to malice what may be adequately explained by idiocy.

      And it's apparently a fact that some Betas of macOS Sierra had the Time Remaining indicator in the menu, and others did not. That points to the fact that they had been playing with the idea of getting rid of that indicator from the menu. So, it obviously wasn't a reaction to any negative press about battery life. Plus, they left it IN Activity Monitor.

    33. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Your question was a non-sequitur, not based on the facts.

      No, it was a hypothetical scenario, exactly based on the facts. And Lind many "hypotheticals", it was phrased as a question.

    34. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Call me stupid. I don't know what your point is. Consumer Reports evaluates things according to their own criteria. You can take it or leave it.

    35. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I used consumer reports they had posting on buying products. Once they started this "advertisement" part of their website I quickly stopped using them. Not saying I don't trust them anymore, but the writing is on the wall.

    36. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      CR ran the tests with Chrome and the battery life was both long and consistent. So, no, it couldn't be that the battery life is actually inconsistent - there's nothing wrong with the hardware, and it's a software issue, probably due to some caching behavior. So, there's either a flaw in Safari, or a flaw in their testing software.

      Or there's a flaw in the video driver which isn't triggered by the way Chrome uses the API. Or, there's a flaw in the graphics hardware which similarly isn't triggered by Chrome. etc etc.

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    37. Re: Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by buchanmilne · · Score: 1

      "they should live up to their original offer to "re-test if Apple believes they have found and fixed a problem""

      When did Apple issue a software update to fix the problem?

    38. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

      The problem is not "over inflated battery life" - and actually, Apple has (in the past) gotten kudos for being one of the few companies that consistently provided reasonably accurate battery numbers for their products.

      No, the issue is there's something as-yet-unexplained which, under some circumstances, causes the battery life of the newest MacBook Pros to plummet to ridiculously low levels. Consumer Reports saw it in their testing; but, even before that, some customers were experiencing it (and justifiably complaining).

      Apple also used to include convenient feature like headphone jacks in its phones, value the Pro side of their equipment lineup more than the profit percentage that it generated, and put several years of development into each iteration of OS X.

      I think the issue is that the iOS side of the company is winning and far fewer resources (money, time, and good developers) are being devoted to the intelligent design and quality products that Apple was known for.

      I keep telling myself that its a temporary dip in Apple's Pro-lineup performance, but think that I secretly know they've switched to the darkside of trying to extract excessive amounts of profit from their captive user base while no longer trying excessively to provide the quality product that got them that user base.

    39. Re: Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are seeing gpgpu programs crashing in ways that leave the job dead and gpu running at a high level. This is in a DC with nvidia cards, but a similar misbehaving system that leaves the gpu computing in an infinite loop etc could cause the battery life range mystery.

    40. Re: Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something is probably running on the gpu that the system stops tracking.

      Reboot and see if the anticipated battery life improves.

      Use the power monitoring API to watch the energy usage. Use whatever amd provides to check the gpu health.

      Its the 2-20 hour range that suggests an energy drawing piece of hardware is being mismanaged, and the gpu is the most likely. It could be a crazy thunderbolt io issue where the system is processing and filtering a large stream of nonsense from processes that aren't supposed to be running too.

    41. Re: Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by reanjr · · Score: 1

      More than likely, this is Apple PR operating in an echo chamber. The engineers have been compelled to paint rosy pictures, so PR is operating from Apple's own misinformation. It is not CR's responsibility to fix that.

    42. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice deflection. Its much simpler. apple made a faulty product and CR wont recommend it. No need to drag anyone else into this.

    43. Re: Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      "they should live up to their original offer to "re-test if Apple believes they have found and fixed a problem""

      When did Apple issue a software update to fix the problem?

      Well, considering there as less than a WEEK between CR's Review and their alleged refusal to Retest, no one should be surprised that Apple hasn't released a patch yet.

    44. Re: Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by buchanmilne · · Score: 1

      "Well, considering there as less than a WEEK between CR's Review and their alleged refusal to Retest, no one should be surprised that Apple hasn't released a patch yet."

      All we have to go on at the moment us this statement from TFA:

      "In this case, we donâ(TM)t believe re-running the tests are warranted"

      We have to assume the use of present tense in this statement has some purpose. Since Apple has (at present) done nothing to address the problem, there is (at present) no justifiable reason to re-test.

      Maybe, if Apple finds and fixes the cause, there would be a reason, and then we would have to see what CR says/does. But, they didn't say they would *never* re-test, as you seem to be implying. If you want to maintain that stance, provide a quote that unambiguously supports it.

      Otherwise, I don't understand your line of reasoning, as you seem to believe the following:
      1) CRs testing methodology is adequate (you haven't contested this)
      2) Apple hasn't done anything to address the problem (sure, there hasn't been much time)
      3) It is unlikely the outcome will be different (the consequence of (1) and (2))
      4)CR should still repeat the test anyway (maybe "because Apple")? But, that would imply that they are no longer independant.

      So, you are either:
      - incapable of basic logic
      - a troll
      - an apple fan-boy

    45. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually its not obvious at all. Please provide proof of apple intent in regard to the Time Remaining or please stop spreading BS.

    46. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      apple made a faulty product

      That's not the only relevant fact.

      If this is a hardware problem with the computer, then the whole line is hosed and people should avoid it. If this is a Safari problem, then there's a good work-around (use Chrome, which CR seems to have had good results with) and Apple is going to be able to distribute fixes easily. If I were considering buying a MBP, I really would want to know which (if either) of these applies. CR's job is to help me decide what to buy, not to favor or disfavor a given manufacturer.

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    47. Re:Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      getting wildly inconsistent results

      There's nothing inconsistent about the results. There's a whole lot more variation than CR had expected. Saying that the battery life is tested to be something like 3-19 hours is a legitimate and consistent result, and a good reason to not recommend a laptop.

      In a series of measurements, the average value (for an appropriate definition of "average") is a useful thing to know,. So is the variance.

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    48. Re: Consumer Reports I trust more than Apple by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Maybe, if Apple finds and fixes the cause, there would be a reason, and then we would have to see what CR says/does. But, they didn't say they would *never* re-test, as you seem to be implying. If you want to maintain that stance, provide a quote that unambiguously supports it.

      Actually, I believe that we are all (to a lesser or greater extent) victims of "Slashdot Sensationalism".

      What you say is correct; the use of the Present-Tense in CR's statement clearly does not preclude that they might re-test if Apple gives the word that they believe they have found, and fixed, a problem.

  4. Re:macs are for gays by sims+2 · · Score: 1, Funny

    What does everyone else use? You know those non-cool people?

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  5. Re:macs are for gays by zlives · · Score: 1

    umm you are either with us or against us....
    however if you find out the third category let me know.

    sent from a windows vm on a mac

  6. Re:macs are for gays by lgw · · Score: 1

    Consoles.

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  7. Re:No more homophobic articles, please!! by fbobraga · · Score: 0

    I love Oranges too!

  8. Re:Apple wouldn't give us money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We let them know that a big bag of money under the table would help us rerun the tests, but they said no...so we stand by our findings!

    That sort of kinda happened with the BBB. It got out that businesses that paid to be an, "Accredited Business" were automatically given an "A+" rating and the BBB's credibility was shot.

    The BBB really helped me once so they aren't really corrupt, but when you start taking money, people get cynical.

    PBS takes sponsorship - the Kochs are BIG time PBS sponsors.

    I like NPR, they do stories that are negative of some of their sponsors at times. I really can't say if they ever put a kibosh on one because it would hurt their donations, but I hear many disclaimers when they do stories on companies that donate money to them.

  9. Seems overwrought to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I have a brand new Dell laptop for work, and a brand new Macbook Pro for home. As a testt I used both in the same manner over the holidays, browsing the web, playing movies, listening to music, checking email.

    Mac battery life was 2x better than the Dell/Windows laptop based on recharge cycles over several days. 8-10 hrs on the Mac, 4-5 hrs on the Dell. Same brightness, same wifi connection.

    Pick whatever works best for you. But clearly Apple has better battery technology and energy saving features.

    1. Re:Seems overwrought to me by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

      The problem that CR has was not with the battery life that they could get but that the results were inconsistent. That speaks to a problem. Now, I don't doubt that different activities should affect battery life but the difference is dramatic. If they got 8 hours one day and 7 hours another, that would be another matter. 19 hours vs 4 hours is a huge difference. I don't have access to CR so I don't know which tests were run.

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    2. Re:Seems overwrought to me by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Did you try swapping out the battery pack with a larger one for both the laptops? :)

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    3. Re:Seems overwrought to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you verified that both machines had the exact same chipset, CPU, GPU, memory and storage, displays and brightness settings, and battery sizes?

      Right. This is why your antidote is worthless.

    4. Re:Seems overwrought to me by Solandri · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sigh. Apple does not have battery battery technology. Heck, they don't even make the Macbooks. Quanta does, and Quanta also makes laptops for all the other major brands.

      Apple's battery life advantage is because of the limited number of hardware configurations they have to support. They can fine-tune OS X to run on a few dozen models with minimal power use. Windows has to support millions if not billiions of possible hardware combinations, so a lot of times has to sacrifice power-thriftiness in order to maintain compatibility.

      And you can't just straight out compare battery life between laptops. Different laptops place a different priority on battery life. So some laptops simply come with smaller batteries since they're aimed at customers who don't care as much about battery life. But if you did want to compare how power-thrifty laptops are, historically several models outlast the Macbooks in terms of minutes per Wh of battery. Topping the list is, not surprisingly, the Microsoft Surface Pro. Like the Macbooks, putting the OS-maker in charge of picking the hardware allows Microsoft to fine-tune Windows to work best with the hardware.

    5. Re:Seems overwrought to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anecdote - a short and amusing or interesting story about a real incident or person
      antidote - a substance which can counteract a form of poisoning

    6. Re:Seems overwrought to me by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sigh. Apple does not have battery battery technology. Heck, they don't even make the Macbooks. Quanta does, and Quanta also makes laptops for all the other major brands..

      You don't know the first thing about the difference between Design and Manufacturing. Apple Designs all their Products in-house. But, ever since the early 21st century, I don't think they actually manufacture any of them, except possibly the Mac Pro.

      You're a moron. Go away.

    7. Re:Seems overwrought to me by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

      I'm surprised you didn't blame this issue on the fact that those engineers in Cupertino use Windows to design the Macs...

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    8. Re:Seems overwrought to me by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

      I'm surprised you didn't blame this issue on the fact that those engineers in Cupertino use Windows to design the Macs...

      WTF are you blathering on about this time?

    9. Re: Seems overwrought to me by fubarrr · · Score: 0

      designs are sourced wholesale from taiwanese design house mills. Running design in house, hiring expensive talended designers is not profitable

    10. Re:Seems overwrought to me by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      I have a brand new Dell laptop for work, and a brand new Macbook Pro for home. As a testt I used both in the same manner over the holidays, browsing the web, playing movies, listening to music, checking email.

      Mac battery life was 2x better than the Dell/Windows laptop based on recharge cycles over several days. 8-10 hrs on the Mac, 4-5 hrs on the Dell. Same brightness, same wifi connection.

      Pick whatever works best for you. But clearly Apple has better battery technology and energy saving features.

      Interesting test. Thanks for sharing!

    11. Re: Seems overwrought to me by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      designs are sourced wholesale from taiwanese design house mills. Running design in house, hiring expensive talended designers is not profitable

      That's true, only if you're building "race-to-the-bottom" shitboxes like Dell and Asus do.

      Apple, OTOH, has a nice new building all set-aside at their new campus in California (just like the existing one at 1 Infinite Loop), that is filled with nothing but their R&D.

      You're an unmitigated moron. Not every computer OEM is the same, and certainly not Apple.

    12. Re:Seems overwrought to me by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Heck, they don't even make the Macbooks

      By your standards neither does many other computer "manufacturers"

      Its customers include Apple Inc., Dell, Hewlett-Packard Inc.,[3] Alienware, Amazon.com, Cisco, Fujitsu, Gericom, Lenovo, LG, Maxdata, MPC, BlackBerry Ltd, Sharp Corporation, Siemens AG, Sony, Sun Microsystems, Toshiba, Verizon Wireless, and Vizio.

      Apple's battery life advantage is because of the limited number of hardware configurations they have to support. They can fine-tune OS X to run on a few dozen models with minimal power use. Windows has to support millions if not billiions of possible hardware combinations, so a lot of times has to sacrifice power-thriftiness in order to maintain compatibility.

      The last time I checked every computer manufacturer could customize the parts in their laptops including selecting the Intel CPU, MB, etc. Apple optimizes their machines does not mean other cannot.

      Topping the list is, not surprisingly, the Microsoft Surface Pro. Like the Macbooks, putting the OS-maker in charge of picking the hardware allows Microsoft to fine-tune Windows to work best with the hardware.

      Or that for the Surface Pro, MS doesn't try to skimp out on hardware.

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    13. Re: Seems overwrought to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This habit of yours to end all comments with a direct personal insult, signifies strong latent mental issues. Please seek professional help and spare us all from reading your bullshit.

    14. Re: Seems overwrought to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still valid )

    15. Re:Seems overwrought to me by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Solidworks and Altium. Used for mechanical and electrical design inside Apple. Runs on Windows only - not OSX. Yes, Macs are designed on Windows...

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    16. Re:Seems overwrought to me by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Solidworks and Altium. Used for mechanical and electrical design inside Apple. Runs on Windows only - not OSX. Yes, Macs are designed on Windows...

      So what? That's not Apple's fault. Has nothing to do with the power, stability, or viability of the platform.

    17. Re:Seems overwrought to me by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      When you talk about stability of the platform. Is that the Mac platform - or the platform used to design and engineer the Macs?

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    18. Re: Seems overwrought to me by buchanmilne · · Score: 1

      "I have a brand new Dell laptop for work, and a brand new Macbook Pro for home."

      "Brand-new Macbook Pro" refers to one model in like 4 available configuration all costing over $1200. "Brand-new Dell laptop" refers to about 7 models in 50 configurations costing anywhere from $300.

      What model Dell was it? A comparable one?

    19. Re:Seems overwrought to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a new company car I use for work, and a car I use at home. Over the holidays, I have used both cars in the same manner - shopping, going to a brothel to get my ass fucked by a tranny, picking up my children from my grandmother.

      My personal automobile needed to be filled up with gas about as often as my mouth needed to be filled with tranny cum. The work one needed a refill twice as often. I therefore conclude that my work car, the 18-wheeler tuck I drive, is less fuel efficient than my home car - the corolla.

      you're a fucking idiot.

    20. Re: Seems overwrought to me by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      SOME Microsoft execs used MacBooks, others use Lenovo, Dell, or HP. See, Microsoft believes in supporting it all, and working with it all. They'd prefer you run Windows on a Surface Pro, but if not, at least run Office apps. Or host your files on Azure.

      Apple is an all-or-nothing place. The looks I get for carrying a Samsung phone around their buildings is priceless! Barely tolerated. Yet when it comes to actually engineering their products - it's all done on Windows. Why? Because OSX is too small of a player to be supported by the mainstream engineering tools for CAD. Apple - from a vendor standpoint - is irrelevant. And it's what they use Windows internally. Sucks, doesn't it?

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  10. I don't see why they would change by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Consumer Reports, as they said, is pretty careful with testing. But even if they were not quite as careful as they are, as long as they tested different devices in the same way and used consumer purchased models, they results they found should stand.

    Hopefully Apple will get to the bottom of what happened in the tests, and make the laptops better. Then they can get back on the list next year. It does seem like some mix of software and hardware has some quirk if you can find the range of times Consumer Reports found.

    One thing I wonder is if it will even have much of an effect. Do many people really rely on consumer reports for laptop info? It seems like there are so many other sites comparing laptop hardware, that consumer reports is just one of many data points...

    And for Apple in particular that matters even less, because if you want a MacBook Pro you are buying what they are selling. It may mean someone would wait another year. Or it might mean that you would possibly purchased an older model instead (I had read somewhere that refurbished 2015 MacBook Pros were selling really well).

    I think Apple will iron this out within a month or so and then it really will not matter, but it makes me think more of Consumer Reports that they are willing to stick by results as they found them and not cave into pressure for a re-test.

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    1. Re:I don't see why they would change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I think Apple will iron this out within a month or so and then it really will not matter, but it makes me think more of Consumer Reports that they are willing to stick by results as they found them and not cave into pressure for a re-test.

      What exactly does Consumer Reports have to lose by a re-test? If they see the same problem, then they confirm it. If they don't their testing is at question. Getting such massively variant results (including exceeding twice the listed max battery life?!?!) suggests that further tests are needed.

    2. Re:I don't see why they would change by ilsaloving · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've been waiting since 2011 to upgrade but every model they put out has been more and more retarded. Soldered memory. Proprietary storage. Removing ports even when it destroys compatibility between the few products in their own meagre lineup.

      Apple has basically abandoned the professional market, and are now exclusively catering to rich people who sit all day in Starbucks looking at Facebook. I can think of no other reason for their direction in the last few years.

    3. Re:I don't see why they would change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do they have to gain if they have already tested extensively?

    4. Re:I don't see why they would change by willy_me · · Score: 1

      Hopefully Apple will get to the bottom of what happened in the tests, and make the laptops better.

      Odds are good it is a software problem. Either that or a firmware problem that can be patched with software. I would look at the two GPUs and ensure they were not both turned on at the same time. But regardless of the cause, if they can get 19 hours after being patched then that makes for some amazing run times.

    5. Re:I don't see why they would change by Solandri · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've been waiting since 2011 to upgrade but every model they put out has been more and more retarded. Soldered memory. Proprietary storage.

      You're behind the times. The newest Macbook Pros have their NAND storage soldered to the mainboard.

      The previous iteration of their proprietary SSD had encrypted communications. It took OWC over a year to reverse-engineer it and offer compatible SSD upgrades. I guess Apple took that as a sign that they needed to eliminate any possibility of a third party upgrade. After all, you can't have customers modifying their hardware to their liking.

    6. Re:I don't see why they would change by Gaygirlie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What exactly does Consumer Reports have to lose by a re-test?

      Time. If they start giving some companies special attention, then everyone else will start demanding that, too. If, on the other hand, they stick to the "We give you one chance and that's that" they can actually get a lot more work done.

    7. Re:I don't see why they would change by ilsaloving · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh FFS...

    8. Re:I don't see why they would change by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Consumer Reports, as they said, is pretty careful with testing. But even if they were not quite as careful as they are, as long as they tested different devices in the same way and used consumer purchased models, they results they found should stand.

      Hopefully Apple will get to the bottom of what happened in the tests, and make the laptops better. Then they can get back on the list next year. It does seem like some mix of software and hardware has some quirk if you can find the range of times Consumer Reports found.

      One thing I wonder is if it will even have much of an effect. Do many people really rely on consumer reports for laptop info? It seems like there are so many other sites comparing laptop hardware, that consumer reports is just one of many data points...

      And for Apple in particular that matters even less, because if you want a MacBook Pro you are buying what they are selling. It may mean someone would wait another year. Or it might mean that you would possibly purchased an older model instead (I had read somewhere that refurbished 2015 MacBook Pros were selling really well).

      I think Apple will iron this out within a month or so and then it really will not matter, but it makes me think more of Consumer Reports that they are willing to stick by results as they found them and not cave into pressure for a re-test.

      See my post here about at least one possible cause.

    9. Re:I don't see why they would change by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 2

      I've been waiting since 2011 to upgrade but every model they put out has been more and more retarded. Soldered memory. Proprietary storage.

      You're behind the times. The newest Macbook Pros have their NAND storage soldered to the mainboard. The previous iteration of their proprietary SSD had encrypted communications. It took OWC over a year to reverse-engineer it and offer compatible SSD upgrades. I guess Apple took that as a sign that they needed to eliminate any possibility of a third party upgrade. After all, you can't have customers modifying their hardware to their liking.

      Actually, it probably took OWC that long to get the Flash memory that was on Allocation due to commitments to Apple and others.

    10. Re:I don't see why they would change by sootman · · Score: 0

      Consumer Reports, as they said, is pretty careful with testing. But even if they were not quite as careful as they are, as long as they tested different devices in the same way and used consumer purchased models, they results they found should stand.

      Unless the results are inconsistent and non-repeatable, in which case they should be tossed out until the root problem is discovered, regardless of if the fault is theirs or Apple's. To say "we stand by our tests, despite problems that we don't understand" is simply dumb.

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    11. Re:I don't see why they would change by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      What they have to lose is that if they re-test for Apple, why not Dell or any other manufacturer not happy with the results? What about the cost of re-publishing corrections? That's why the results need to stand as they end.

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    12. Re:I don't see why they would change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What exactly does Consumer Reports have to lose by a re-test?

      Such re-testing isn't free, it wastes money and time they could be using to test other products. And no, they're not about to accept Apple's money for re-testing even if offered.

      No doubt they would re-test if they suspected there was a problem with their test equipment or techniques. They don't.

    13. Re:I don't see why they would change by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Removed the SD card slot too, so no cheap and more or less flush secondary storage either.

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    14. Re:I don't see why they would change by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Getting such massively variant results (including exceeding twice the listed max battery life?!?!) suggests that further tests are needed.

      Getting the result on just one type of device despite testing a variety of different devices would point to that device being the problem. They had a control group.

    15. Re:I don't see why they would change by timholman · · Score: 1

      The previous iteration of their proprietary SSD had encrypted communications. It took OWC over a year to reverse-engineer it and offer compatible SSD upgrades. I guess Apple took that as a sign that they needed to eliminate any possibility of a third party upgrade. After all, you can't have customers modifying their hardware to their liking.

      Not to mention forcing customers to pay for SSD storage at a rate of $800 / TB, more than twice what it would cost if purchased as a removable module from a vendor like Samsung. Apple's ridiculous prices for RAM and HD upgrades could be avoided in the past, but no more.

    16. Re:I don't see why they would change by Sebby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Time. If they start giving some companies special attention, then everyone else will start demanding that, too. If, on the other hand, they stick to the "We give you one chance and that's that" they can actually get a lot more work done.

      Not to mention credibility.

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    17. Re: I don't see why they would change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol. You are dumb. Ignorant to how testing works. And you don't understand consumer reports. Who are you anyway? Nobody. Your opinion versus thiers. Hmmmmm.

    18. Re:I don't see why they would change by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      They had a control group.

      This. Very much this. Their testing methodology is perfectly ok and it hints at a real issue with MBPs memory management. People should be raising questions to Apple instead of doubting CRs findings.

    19. Re:I don't see why they would change by omnichad · · Score: 1

      rich people who sit all day in Starbucks looking at Facebook.

      In which case they'll probably get a lot closer to the stated battery life.

    20. Re:I don't see why they would change by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

      What exactly does Consumer Reports have to lose by a re-test?

      Time. If they start giving some companies special attention, then everyone else will start demanding that, too. If, on the other hand, they stick to the "We give you one chance and that's that" they can actually get a lot more work done.

      Also, there will be a re-test. When Apple refreshes the MacBook Pro model... which I bet will be a little sooner than they had originally intended!

    21. Re:I don't see why they would change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm with you. My early 2011 MacBook Pro remains my primary workhorse and I have no interest in buying a new MacBook Pro given those very reasons, especially the inability to upgrade storage. Although the inability to upgrade the RAM is itself just offensive.

      I've been trying to use Windows more and more to mentally prepare myself...

    22. Re: I don't see why they would change by sootman · · Score: 1

      Fuck you, and fuck whoever modded me down. Idiots, all.

      http://www.imore.com/consumer-...

      "We learned that when testing battery life on Mac notebooks, Consumer Reports uses a hidden Safari setting for developing web sites which turns off the browser cache. This is not a setting used by customers and does not reflect real-world usage. Their use of this developer setting also triggered an obscure and intermittent bug reloading icons which created inconsistent results in their lab. After we asked Consumer Reports to run the same test using normal user settings, they told us their MacBook Pro systems consistently delivered the expected battery life."

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  11. Re:Apple wouldn't give us money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or maybe, just maybe, Apple couldn't pay CR off.

  12. Re:Obviously lying or influenced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Not really. They take their independence to somewhat of an extreme, but it's one reason they're so trusted. For instance, they buy everything they review at retail for cash. While sometimes they may receive pre-release items, they pay for those items, and those items are not included in the various tests they run and don't form part of the overall recommendation.

    Working with a manufacturer such as Apple, when CR has roughly double the experience testing products than Apple has been in existence, would fly in the very face of what CR is all about: what a consumer is likely to report if they had themselves bought the item.

  13. So now, they're digging in their heels? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sounds like they have stopped being "objective" and have moved on to "defensive".

    HOWEVER, an interesting anecdote comes from reading another online forum (MacRumors.com), last evening, where a poster with a tbMBP 15" noted that, ONE TIME, when he unplugged an external Thunderbolt display (TB displays FORCE the MBP to use the dGPU), "Activity Monitor" said in the "Energy" tab that, instead of the 10 or 11 hours he was getting on average, it was showing that he was expected to get 3 hours.

    However, no Processes were showing as being Energy-Hogs, and, he also stated that the "CPU" Tab showed that nothing was using over 1.5% CPU (which was reasonable for what he had running). And what he did have running SHOULD (and probably was) running on the iGPU. (???)

    But, what was really "telling", was that he reported that the area under the "E" and "R" keys on the Keyboard was getting REALLY HOT. Hot enough that he panicked, and Rebooted the laptop.

    Everything returned to normal, battery life report back to normal, no heating, hasn't happened since...

    So, looking at the iFixit teardown of the 15" MBP, you can see in Step 6, that the components that would be under that area of the Keyboard would plainly be the AMD GPU (outlined in Yellow) (and not the CPU, which is over nearer to the "I" and "O" keys, basically).

    So, something is (maybe) occasionally causing the AMD GPU, not the CPU, to run amok (or even be in some sort of power-guzzling "SCR-Lockup" state (hopefully not!)), sucking down the juice. Obviously, CR and others haven't triggered this behavior in the same way as the MacRumors poster; but there may be more software paths to this bug, likely involving switching between dGPU and iGPU modes, and/or power-savings involving same.

    More than likely this is still a software issue; but it is not one that Users can see in Activity Monitor (other than it does seem to "know" that the battery is being drained by something, hence the low "Time Remaining" number). Apparently, Activity Monitor doesn't report separately on GPU Energy usage (they need to change that!)

    Just an interesting little tidbit, that belies the assertion that a "retest" wouldn't make a difference (after Apple has a chance to address this issue, of course).

    1. Re:So now, they're digging in their heels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Doesn't sound defensive to me. Why should they re-run the tests for one particular company?

    2. Re:So now, they're digging in their heels? by sinij · · Score: 2

      They should, if such company came along with "we fixed the issue you identified, please re-test updated product". However, this is not what Apple is doing.

    3. Re:So now, they're digging in their heels? by Luthair · · Score: 2

      Why should they continue to re-run tests until they get the results the vendor wants? Running and monitoring the tests isn't free and they have finite resources, it isn't their responsibility to do the vendors work for them and their tests have otherwise produced consistent results.

    4. Re:So now, they're digging in their heels? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

      Why should they continue to re-run tests until they get the results the vendor wants? Running and monitoring the tests isn't free and they have finite resources, it isn't their responsibility to do the vendors work for them and their tests have otherwise produced consistent results.

      Not at all; but initially they stated that they would be happy to re-run the tests if Apple told them they made a change that addressed the issue. And I believe that is their usual offer to other manufacturers of other items that CR doesn't "recommend".

      Now, all of a sudden, they are refusing to re-run tests, only a week after publishing the results of their first tests?

      Sometimes, in the real-world, problems, especially intermittent problems like this one, take some time to track-down.

      You'd know that if you actually ever built anything more complicated than a flower-box in wood shop class.

    5. Re:So now, they're digging in their heels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They should, if such company came along with "we fixed the issue you identified, please re-test updated product".

      I'd disagree. The consumer is not Apple's beta tester. That's the whole point of Consumer Reports and Consumers Union. We already tolerate way too much in the way of abuse when it comes to computer software and the mentality of after-the-fact update--if they feel like it and get around to it--which includes enormous cost on businesses and individuals. To tolerate the same, especially on when paying a premium on hardware, is beyond absurd. The only defense Apple could present is the testing regime was in some fashion erroneous, but there's every indication that nothing of the sort occurred.

      No, this is just sour grapes that Consumer Reports is calling Apple's MacBook Pro a dud, possibly to an intermittent or uncommon flaw. Or maybe it's a very common one. Can you image, though, Apple in previous years seeing Consumer Reports providing a positive review, complaining about the results because of questionable methodology, and then seeing their product being listed as a "do not buy"? The simple fact is, this is all marketing duplicity.

    6. Re:So now, they're digging in their heels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a broken ATI driver ? impossible

    7. Re:So now, they're digging in their heels? by Luthair · · Score: 1

      Apple hasn't said they fixed the issue and from the sounds of it they've already run these tests a number of times. Recall that the solution here isn't to try to make the tests consistent, if Apple codes to fix the tests that doesn't necessarily fix wider spread issues.

    8. Re:So now, they're digging in their heels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Has the fix been released to the public? That's part of CRs thing, they only review that which is available to the public. If Apple wants it retested, then they need to release the fix so CR can go into the store and buy a new one off the shelf and test it. It's how they do their thing.

    9. Re:So now, they're digging in their heels? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      So, something is (maybe) occasionally causing the AMD GPU, not the CPU, to run amok (or even be in some sort of power-guzzling "SCR-Lockup" state (hopefully not!)), sucking down the juice. Obviously, CR and others haven't triggered this behavior in the same way as the MacRumors poster; but there may be more software paths to this bug, likely involving switching between dGPU and iGPU modes, and/or power-savings involving same.

      I hope you're wrong. Otherwise, in two years, Apple is going to end up doing yet another logic board recall....

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    10. Re:So now, they're digging in their heels? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Apple hasn't said they fixed the issue and from the sounds of it they've already run these tests a number of times. Recall that the solution here isn't to try to make the tests consistent, if Apple codes to fix the tests that doesn't necessarily fix wider spread issues.

      But what about if Apple just codes to fix the issue, instead?

      Honestly, WTF is wrong with you? Why does ANYTHING Apple HAVE to be some sort of evil shit?!?

    11. Re:So now, they're digging in their heels? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      So, something is (maybe) occasionally causing the AMD GPU, not the CPU, to run amok (or even be in some sort of power-guzzling "SCR-Lockup" state (hopefully not!)), sucking down the juice. Obviously, CR and others haven't triggered this behavior in the same way as the MacRumors poster; but there may be more software paths to this bug, likely involving switching between dGPU and iGPU modes, and/or power-savings involving same.

      I hope you're wrong. Otherwise, in two years, Apple is going to end up doing yet another logic board recall....

      Unless, like it "feels" like, it is a software bug, and will be cleared up in a week or two.

    12. Re: So now, they're digging in their heels? by buchanmilne · · Score: 1

      "But what about if Apple just codes to fix the issue, instead?"

      Then they should:
      - push out an update to all affected devices
      - thank CR for finding the issue
      - hope CR considers re-testing at their own discretion using the publicly-available update

      But, they don't even seem to know what the real cause is yet, and AFAik haven't indicated that they have a fix yet.

    13. Re:So now, they're digging in their heels? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Even if it is a software bug, overheating the GPU like that shortens its life, and every day that they misbehave in this way significantly increases the number of devices that will fail long before the end of their expected service life.

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    14. Re:So now, they're digging in their heels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More than likely this is still a software issue; but it is not one that Users can see in Activity Monitor (other than it does seem to "know" that the battery is being drained by something, hence the low "Time Remaining" number). Apparently, Activity Monitor doesn't report separately on GPU Energy usage (they need to change that!)

      I expect energy usage is only measured at the battery interface, they can see how much power is being drained from the battery, but not specifically what is using the power. Unless they already have sensors to measure how much power individual components are using, that is not something they would be able to add in with a software update.

    15. Re:So now, they're digging in their heels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does ANYTHING Apple HAVE to be some sort of evil shit?!?

      You seriously have to ask this? You really have no clue as to the way apple works?

    16. Re: So now, they're digging in their heels? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      "But what about if Apple just codes to fix the issue, instead?"

      Then they should: - push out an update to all affected devices - thank CR for finding the issue - hope CR considers re-testing at their own discretion using the publicly-available update

      But, they don't even seem to know what the real cause is yet, and AFAik haven't indicated that they have a fix yet.

      Considering it has been only just a week ( and a holiday-week at that) between CR's review and now, it should not be surprising that Apple has not had time to create and test a fix yet.

    17. Re:So now, they're digging in their heels? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Even if it is a software bug, overheating the GPU like that shortens its life, and every day that they misbehave in this way significantly increases the number of devices that will fail long before the end of their expected service life.

      Who said "overheated"? I said "uncomfortably warm" or words to that effect.

      And as long as high-temp condition isn't TOO high, and/or doesn't go on for months and months, no permanent damage should result.

  14. Re:Apple wouldn't give us money by hey! · · Score: 5, Informative

    CR does not accept vendor payments, nor does it accept advertising.

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  15. What that tells me by Sydin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is that Apple had no interest in actually sending the logs and test data to their engineers to figure out what went wrong and develop a solution. Instead, they wanted to solve the issue with PR: insist that CR somehow ran incorrect or non-stringent testing, have them re-run the tests according to how Apple wants them to be run, and have them revise their recommendation. Obviously I'm extrapolating a bit here, but it feels consistent with Apple's action up till now. Not to mention they put their head of marketing on the case, not any actual engineers. Good on Consumer Reports for sticking to their standards instead of caving to pressure.

    1. Re:What that tells me by larkost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What about the response makes you think that? The only relevant piece of information I actually can see in the response is the inference that Apple is asking them to re-run the tests (presumably with Apple engineers in attendance). The implication is that Apple is trying to reproduce what Consumer Reports saw, and is unable to, so is asking them to do it again. This sounds exactly like what everyone involved should want to happen: make sure that the tests are reproducible, and thus representative of what users would see. So to me the Consumer Reports response seems unjustified, and very defensive.

    2. Re:What that tells me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cook is surrounded by enough cocksuckers, he doesn't need another volunteer. Put the dick down and shut the fuck up shill.

    3. Re:What that tells me by lgw · · Score: 2

      The customer is not your QA lab. CR ran their tests, and saw what they saw. They'll re-test next year. It's not their job to help Apple solve the problems, any more than it is to help Tesla solve their reliability problems (Tesla at least got he Model S off the CR shit-list this year, but it was replaced by the Model X), or a microwave oven vendor, or debug a blender or ...

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    4. Re:What that tells me by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Is that Apple had no interest in actually sending the logs and test data to their engineers to figure out what went wrong and develop a solution. Instead, they wanted to solve the issue with PR:

      You're talking out your ass.

      In fact, one poster reported in another forum that when he responded to Phil Schiller's Tweet to CR about his personal experience with battery-life issues in his new MBP, Schiller actually replied, requesting that the user send him some specific system logs, etc.

      So, I feel fairly certain that Schiller (or more likely whoever in Engineering he turned this matter over-to) did ask CR for any documentation they had from their testing.

      Do you actually have evidence to the contrary?

    5. Re:What that tells me by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      The customer is not your QA lab. CR ran their tests, and saw what they saw.

      Then why haven't they disclosed the full test protocol so that Apple could repeat it? If I test your product, publish a review saying it catches fire, and never mention that my test protocol was throwing it on a fire, are you really to blame? And is my excuse that I'm not your QA lab at all reasonable?

    6. Re:What that tells me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frequently when you're benchmarking you don't reveal the benchmark so companies can't tune to the benchmark. It's sort of standard review practice. Remember that scandal that came out the nVidia and AMD were tuning their drivers to benchmark programs? Yeah, CR doesn't release their methods to avoid that. Have your shit work entirely. They've said "inconsistent battery life", now it's up to Apple to figure that shit out.

    7. Re:What that tells me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're talking out your ass.

      in fact, one poster reported in another forum that when he responded to Phuking Schill's tweet to Consumer Reports about his personal experience with battery-life issues in his new MB, the schill actually replied, requesting more money from the victim, i mean user, and blah blah...

      so I feel fairly certain that the spinner from apple has no intention to fix the MBNOpro.

      Do you have ANY evidence to the contrary or is in another forum?

      hot air,rumours, lame and idiotic fanbois...

    8. Re:What that tells me by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Problem with disclosing your full test protocol is it tends to result in producers making their item specially tuned to look good for your protocol--while still being bad in actual use.

    9. Re:What that tells me by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      Problem with disclosing your full test protocol is it tends to result in producers making their item specially tuned to look good for your protocol--while still being bad in actual use.

      OTOH, if you don't disclose it, then it's no more reputable than Rossi's E-Cat or any other "you just have to trust me that it works" test.

    10. Re:What that tells me by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, you have an solid unbroken 80 year reputation in the testing field, like Consumer Reports does.

  16. Re: Apple wouldn't give us money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Arstechnica's test shows similar results to Consumer Reports. Stop parroting Apple's head PR guy.

    Under a very basic web browsing test, which the author admits that "this test is probably actually too light", the Mac book pro got good battery life.

    https://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/charts.010.png

    But under a heavier test using webgl, the Mac book pro got 2hrs 13m

    https://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/charts.011.png

  17. Consumer reports tends to recommend pleb shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least when it comes to cars, most of their recommendations are as plain vanilla as you can get. Anything that generates even the smallest bit of excitement is usually voted down. Oh well, what did you expect from the company based in Connecticut?

    1. Re:Consumer reports tends to recommend pleb shit by Luthair · · Score: 1

      Hint - reliability and comfort are what the majority of car buyers want.

  18. Re: Apple wouldn't give us money by hey! · · Score: 5, Informative

    Look in a copy of CR magazine. Notice what's missing? Advertisements. Same with the website.

    Also Consumer's Union is a non-profit which publishes its financial statements. The income statement is particularly simple in that operating revenue comes from the following sources: subscriptions, newsstand sales, tax-deductable grants, and interest.

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  19. Shall we wait? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    https://slashdot.org/~TheFakeT...

    Shall we wait for him to turn up, or does somebody want to go bait him?

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    1. Re:Shall we wait? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

      https://slashdot.org/~TheFakeT...

      Shall we wait for him to turn up, or does somebody want to go bait him?

      Looks like I've got a Fan. Have you "Friended" me yet?

  20. Lol, of course by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    "Last week, Apple's VP of Marketing, Phil Schiller insisted that Consumer Reports' findings didn't match the company's field data"

    What's he supposed to say? "Yeah, the whole battery thing is a clusterfuck and Consumer Reports is spot-on."

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    1. Re:Lol, of course by Killall+-9+Bash · · Score: 1

      "Last week, Apple's VP of Marketing, Phil Schiller insisted that Consumer Reports' findings didn't match the company's field data"

      What the fuck is "field data"?

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    2. Re: Lol, of course by omkhar · · Score: 1

      It's what your MacBook keeps sending back to *.Apple.com when idle.

      Only half joking.

    3. Re: Lol, of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When its plugging in to ac power.

    4. Re:Lol, of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You've put it on the table wrong."

  21. CR recommended my exploding washer too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least Macbook Pro's aren't potentially deadly

    1. Re:CR recommended my exploding washer too by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      At least Macbook Pro's aren't potentially deadly

      Depends on how hard you bash Phil Schiller in the head with one.

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  22. CR should release its test procedures by mbeckman · · Score: 2

    Then anyone can run the tests CR refuses to re-run. If they're that confidently of their results, they should be happy to provide the detailed equipment and steps, along with corresponding results, to the public. This is the way science is done: if you make an assertion, then you have to provide the raw data to let someone else try to reproduce your results.

    Anything less is unscientific anecdotal evidence.

    1. Re:CR should release its test procedures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Then you have people gaming the specific test instead of making things generally better.

    2. Re:CR should release its test procedures by guruevi · · Score: 1

      CR is kind of like Gartner and all the other 'benchmark' companies. Whoever subscribes the most to their 'services' gets the top spot. Look at their car lineups, recommending Chevy, Subaru and Ford as "best" in their respective classes. Same for their small electronics department, only recommending big brand names like Linksys, D-Link and Netgear, actually their recommendations are the same routers that have obvious back doors yet they rate them high for security. On the other hand there are a lot of smaller manufacturers that actually have way better products, they don't get reviewed.

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    3. Re: CR should release its test procedures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doub you can provide evidence of this claim.

    4. Re:CR should release its test procedures by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you disagree with their results, why not devise your own test, perform it, and release your findings? That's just as valid as repeating CR's test, so long as you make a good faith effort to devise a test that faithfully reflects the way users actually use computers.

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    5. Re: CR should release its test procedures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because CR can then claim that the public tester did "something" different. This way, if CR refuses, their credibility immediately diminishes. What are they hiding?

      Remember cold fusion?

    6. Re:CR should release its test procedures by toadlife · · Score: 1

      From Wikipedia:

      "The magazine accepts no advertising, pays for all the products it tests, and, as a nonprofit organization has no shareholders."

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    7. Re:CR should release its test procedures by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      CR has, for decades, made a point of not accepting money from manufacturers. I subscribe, and I also send them additional money, and hence CR has to keep people like me happy, not people like Tim Cook.

      They can test only a limited number of products, unless people like me give them more money, because they buy test samples anonymously and through standard retail channels. They rate the more popular products because that provides the most value to the most people.

      It's reasonable to doubt their expertise in a particular field (I wasn't impressed by their computer ratings for quite a few years after CR started them), but I'd need some solid evidence to doubt their objectivity.

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  23. Re:Apple wouldn't give us money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they also don't allow their trademarks, articles or ratings to be used by retailers or manufacturers for their own advertising purposes.

  24. Re:Just wondering... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

    Just wondering if these are the same Macbooks that have USB-C poert instead of standard USB ports, and have the touch bar that replaced part of the keyboard ? As I am not a (Cr)apple fan, I really don't care enough to look this up for myself.

    Yes, they have the standard USB-C/TB3 ports, just like many, many other laptops.

    Idiot Slashtard.

  25. Re:No more homophobic articles, please!! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    No love for systemd???

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  26. Re:macs are for gays by mspohr · · Score: 1

    Chromebooks

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  27. Re:macs are for gays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get off my lawn!!

  28. Re: Apple wouldn't give us money by fubarrr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is what is wrong with Intel's approach to power management. Its idle current can approach that of arm chips, but once it works on full steam it munches close to ~90% of its TDP.

    Intel guys once thought that pushing cpu to work on full steam will allow it finish the task faster, and enter the idle state. It is of course not so easy, and even in the ideal scenario such approach would only work for certain work profiles like work with low interactivity apps like msoffice

  29. Apple quest to be super thin needs to stop! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Apple quest to be super thin needs to stop!
    or at the very least not on the mac pro and maybe at least 1 mac mini system.

    The mac pro is held back by being that thin that it can even run both video cards and it's cpu at full power. An bigger one with 2 cpu's will give them the needed pci-e for TB 3.0 or they just to back to the tower case and have an voodoo like look back cable to feed DP over the TB bus like how other pro workstations do it!

  30. Re: Apple wouldn't give us money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blame the messenger much? Face it, the new product is lame out of the gate.

  31. I gave up on CR decades ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I canceled my CR subscription decades ago.

    At the time, I disagreed with their conclusions on things I knew about ( PCs and cell phones come to mind ), I then realized, I shouldn't count on them for things I didn't know about.

    On the PCs, they were recommending (at the time.. decades ago) much more powerful PCs than needed for email. Cell Phones, my experiences just didn't match theirs.

    My issues were not with their integrity or testing, just commentary and conclusions.

    1. Re:I gave up on CR decades ago by brausch · · Score: 1

      Same with me. I do still occasionally check them in the library for things like washing machines, but I don't rely on their numbers.

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  32. Fanboys, defend the hive! by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Since this thread is full of fanboys rationalizing Apple's failures, I think I'll eat their mod points by recounting my personal experiences with their failures.

    I bought a 2007 MBP. It's battery swelled and had to be replaced. Eventually, it's 3d graphics card died and the only way to use it was to boot into safe mode.

    I bought a 2012 MBP. It's trackpad quit working and had to be replaced. The replacement trackpad also failed within a month, but by then it was out of warranty. I quit trying to get it fixed because I use a mouse anyway, and I'm sure those cunts would try to charge me because I didn't buy "Apple Care".

    I was given a 2015 MBP. So far it hasn't failed, but it has behavior that is intolerable. With the lid closed, it goes to sleep unless there is a keyboard plugged in. Apple says "Fuck you, software KVM users". And even with a keyboard plugged in, it immediately goes to sleep if the power cord is yanked out. Apple says, "Fuck you, cat owners".

    I have no interest in their new crippled laptop and its gimmicky function key overlay. That shit was lame when it was called the Optimus Maximus in 2008 and it is just as lame now. Apple says, "But muh innovation! Muh courage!"

    My first laptop, a ThinkPad from 1998, still works and boots to a 2.4 kernel. (Many nostalgia, such rugged, wow.) My other Toshiba, Dell, and HP laptops also worked up until I got rid of them, and they all took way more abuse than my precious, delicate MPBs.

    So this year, I bought a cheap laptop from Dell. I'm using Linux again for the first time in a decade, and it is liberating. Buh-bye Apple, you prissy, shark jumping freaks. I can't wait until I retire and never have to touch your shit again.

    1. Re:Fanboys, defend the hive! by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      0xdeadbeef, you're really just complaining about bad luck that could happen to anyone, regardless of buying Apple products.

      I've been using Apple since around 2001, and owned 6 of their computers at once, at one point in time. I currently work for a company that has deployed about 60 of them to mobile workers and I do support for them (along with another 60 or so using Windows machines).

      The 2007 MBP you're speaking of with the battery that swelled? There were a TON of defective Li-On batteries out there, used by all manufacturers. It's not like Apple has anything directly to do with the battery manufacturing process (certainly not back in that time-frame). So that's really nothing you can pin on Apple, as opposed to pinning on owning a laptop that used a battery. The 3D graphics card that died? That, too, was an industry-wide issue for a while, especially with one series of nVidia GPUs out there. A design flaw in the BGA (ball grid array) design of the processor, essentially. Didn't hold up under the stresses of heating and cooling cycles over time.

      Your 2012 MBP with trackpad issues? I don't know what to tell you there, really? That sucks and sounds like especially bad luck if it went bad only a month after being replaced. But I'm not sure I've ever run into a similar trackpad issue with ANY of the Mac laptops in service where I work that were purchased in 2011-2013, nor with the one I owned personally. I follow sites like MacRumors pretty closely too, and don't recall trackpad problems coming up as a collective issue on their forums either.

      You can complain about "AppleCare" and its cost all you like, but all you'd REALLY be saying is that you feel Macs should give you a full 3 year warranty for the price you pay for them, rather than only 1 year. The fact is, if you DO buy AppleCare, you get coverage for 3 years instead of 1 for stuff like the trackpad failures you had. It's just an "extended warranty" that may or may not turn out to be a good decision to purchase. I don't believe I got more than a 1 year warranty with the Dell XPS 13 laptop I purchased last year either though -- so not sure how this is such a major issue? It's been my experience that if you DO spend extra for the AppleCare, it adds to the resale value of the computer if you decide to resell it while it has warranty left on it. So you can recoup some of that cost in those cases.

      Now, I'm using a 2015 MBP "Retina" to write this message on Slashdot, right now. And yes, it will go to sleep if you close the lid if it doesn't have AC power attached. I've honestly never minded that a bit. In fact, it's served to "warn" me when I thought I was running on AC power at my desk but realized the power strip wasn't on or what-not when it went to sleep upon shutting the lid. If your cat keeps unplugging the cord while you're trying to work? I fail to see how that's a situation Apple should be expected to take care of for you? My friend's dog used to chew on his video cable to his external monitor off of his Dell laptop. Is the fact Dell didn't address that by armoring the video cords against dog bites a "Fuck you to dog owners!" on Dell's part?

      I already made another post on here where I think I made it clear I'm with Consumer Reports on not recommending this latest MBP from Apple. I'm no fanboy. I've just worked with a whole lot of computers from many manufacturers over the last 2+ decades, and work in Linux, Windows and OS X all in the same day, on a regular basis. And from all of that, I can assure people that Apple made a computer that was just as good as anything else on the market, if not superior in some respects to competitors. What they're releasing in the last couple years is more suspect, IMO -- and shows their lack of focus on Macs, vs. iOS devices, watches, etc. Tim Cook clearly lacks the imagination Steve Jobs had to push the company to build new products. Apple is in decline right now, IMO ... at least at building desirable computers that are good performers AND stylish. But a 2012 or 2015 MBP wouldn't qualify in my book as an example of this problem.

    2. Re:Fanboys, defend the hive! by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      For future reference, all Apple repairs carry a 90-day warranty, so if the same part fails again within three months, they'll fix it free. And realistically, they're usually pretty lax about the "same part" bit, so even if something unrelated fails, they'll often treat it as a warranty repair if you ask.

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    3. Re:Fanboys, defend the hive! by msk · · Score: 1

      Did you try "pmset -a hibernatemode ##" to attempt to control the sleep behavior?

    4. Re:Fanboys, defend the hive! by hawk · · Score: 1

      My 1984 mac 128k still works, albeit with 512k now.

      My 1991 Macintosh Potable would work if I replaced some capacitors.

      I think I bought the MacClassic in 1991, and it still works.

      My 1994 Powerbook 180 would work if I put the pieces back together; it's a victim of the IBM 2.5" scsi drives and their near-100% failure rate.

      For that matter, I have a '95 or so thinkpad I bought used that would work if I fixed broken wires in the power supply cable, to say nothing of my working 1987 Tandy 102 . . .

      And none of these have any influence on what my next machine will be. (most likely, replacing the HD with SSD on my 2012 iMac)

    5. Re:Fanboys, defend the hive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mac was the most expensive and shittiest computer I ever owned as well. My experience is the same and when I tell the story I'm always greeted by some guy like you posting a 3 page defense of apple.

      give me a break. Enjoy your shitbox but it's just a computer.

  33. Re:No more homophobic articles, please!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only no, but hell no.

  34. Re: Apple wouldn't give us money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tons of reports showing messed up and inconsistent battery life. cR was just the first that apple took seriously.

  35. Probably an Engineering issue on these machines .. by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    I forget now where I read it (might have been over on Engadget)? But supposedly, some employees at Apple spoke about this new Macbook Pro off the record, saying it was supposed to receive a multi-tiered, custom battery in it, similar to what Apple did with the new Macbook in 2015. Except at the last minute, they ran into some issues and were told they'd have to scrap that and just make a standard battery fit inside it instead.

    It wouldn't surprise me a bit if these odd power problems are a direct result. (Had no time to really re-optimize the system for a battery that wasn't going to supply as much power as what they intended all along.)

    I'd have say I side with Consumer Reports on not recommending this notebook right now. I think the touch-bar is very cool and the computer looks great in the new "Space Gray" color option. Not a fan of losing all the ports besides USB-C, *but* if everything else was fine, I'd accept that as a downside I could live with. The problem is, this one seems to have fundamental flaws of the type that you won't see fully corrected until the next revision is released.

    If you've been following things closely on the Mac-specific forums, you'd see there are some serious questions about this computer's video performance too. There's a guy on YouTube who put the high-end configuration through its paces running a number of modern 3D video games and the performance was, frankly, god-awful! In one title, he was only getting 3 or 4FPS! As he admitted himself, people aren't buying the new 15" Macbook Pro as a gaming machine. But they ARE paying a premium price to get the latest AMD Polaris series GPU in it, and that's supposed to be 2 generations newer than the best available mobile GPU AMD had to offer for any older laptops. The graphics performance in games is so abysmally bad though, it's clear something else is going on here. IMO, Apple probably underclocks the GPU to help conserve power and to control heat generation -- and may have done so far too aggressively, given the last minute battery change that had to be done.

  36. Re:Apple wouldn't give us money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The mother-in-law has subscribed us to CR for the past 5 or 6 years. Nice of her. Helped us pick a new car some years back. But I never noticed there were "no ads" -- i.e. all ads are for CR itself. I had no idea my ad filtering mechanism had become so good.

  37. Re: Apple wouldn't give us money by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    Stop parroting Apple's head PR guy.

    Wait! There's a guy at Apple in charge of who gives/gets head? Does he decide on time of day, locations & frequency as well? Whats the salary?

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  38. Re: Apple wouldn't give us money by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Given how idiotic your comment is you'll probably sell it for $10 despite it being solid gold.

  39. Re:No more homophobic articles, please!! by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

    No love for systemd???

    Probably a new fleshlight HW module under development by Lennart.

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  40. and they removed the battery time remaining by gearloos · · Score: 0

    Everyone seems to think this is a scam article by CR. It actually plays right in with Apple. Remember 3 weeks ago they removed the "highly inaccurate" time remaining indicator from OS/X. Now I realize it was because the new MBP was so random at battery usage they had no choice. It wasn't the indicator that was the problem, it was the MBP. The CR report just backs that up...completely.

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  41. Re:macs are for gays by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1, Funny

    When my 8 year old macbook died, I needed something quick, and Best Buy was my option. I was pissed at apple for general product shittiniess over the past few years, and especially pissed because what killed my macbook was it turning on and roasting itself in my backpack (over temp shutdown? We don't need that... we're Apple). So I bought an HP laptop with some trepidation, as the last HP laptop I bought 12 years ago was an utter piece of shit that failed after 4 months and they refused to warranty. (2 years later a class action suit forced them to fix it... woo hoo! 2 year old computer!)

    So this fucking thing from the get go has a dodgy HDMI output... flickering and shutting down whenever you run 3d on an external monitor. Fine. I didn't buy it to use with a monitor. So 4 months later, the fucking thing won't accept power from the supply while running... so the only way to use it is to charge it up, run it till it dies, and charge it up again. I am going to call about it today, and fully expect to get dicked around just like last time.

    As pissed as I am at apple, something that lasts 8 years before shitting the bed... pretty good in comparison to 4 months.

    Moral of the story? Fuck, I don't know.

  42. Re:Apple wouldn't give us money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EVERYone who? For anyone not sticking to Safari for browsing (heavily optimized), playing video (hardware decoded), or running at a relatively low screen brightness, the numbers recorded have not been great.

  43. Re: macs are for gays by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 2

    Well on the plus side, for once Apple has run into a publication that it can't simply "press blacklist" for the crime of not giving one of their products a glowing review, like it has done to so many others.

    Then again, maybe they will, because fuck it, they're Apple.

  44. Volkswagen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then why haven't they disclosed the full test protocol so that Apple could repeat it?

    CR has decades of experience with companies pulling shit like VW ... and worse. Maybe you trust that the "you're not holding it right" company would never, ever try to game a test whose results they have demonstrated they care about, but CR is right not to trust.

  45. Re:Probably an Engineering issue on these machines by dgatwood · · Score: 1

    It's basically a revision one product. Long-time Apple fans know what that means.... Better to wait for the second rev. :-)

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  46. Re:Probably an Engineering issue on these machines by skaag · · Score: 1

    As a long time Mac user, this is exactly what I'm doing. It's not only over-priced, but I truly see no advantage to upgrading from my current Macbook Pro to the new one. If anything, I'd have to buy tons of adapters which I'm not keen on doing, and until GPU performance is fixed on laptops, there's no way I'm going to upgrade.

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  47. Re: macs are for gays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sad reality is that the brick and mortar stores only carry the crappy PC lines. All the PC companies are pretty much forced to make crappy product to make price points or else not be in the shelves. A decent experience pretty much requires you to seek out their professional lines (latitude, ProBook, Thinkpad)

  48. Re: No more homophobic articles, please!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Orange Computer was an Apple 2 compatible maker that Apple sued out of existence.

    In the early years, Apple ran a LOT of competitors out of business with their legal muscle.

  49. Re:macs are for gays by zabbey · · Score: 0

    So you bought a $1300 HP notebook and it broke after 4 months? That is unfortunate.

  50. Re:macs are for gays by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

    It's not as bad as the last HP that died after 3 months... .that one was $2500

  51. Re:macs are for gays by sims+2 · · Score: 1

    The software that hp has been putting on their computers has been slow as crap and laggy for years go ahead try and tick a box during inital setup and watch that thing hang there and stutter at the extra fancy transitions they just had to do but don't happen to sell a computer fast enough to play them smoothly.

    Anyway as for your problem you must have one of the newer hp's with the center pin for communication (dells have these too) check and see if your center pin is bent off to the side on your power adapter.

    If so just bend it back to the center and your probem is fixed.
    If the pin breaks you can get a new power adaper for >$20 on ebay.
    If the pin looks fine you may still want to try another power adaper to see if the problem is there as its the easiest thing to replace.

    If none of that fixes it the problem is likely in the power connector on the board if your lucky it's a seperate connector and relatively easy to replace but on most its soldered to the board and a pita to replace. If that doesn't fix it it's something on the board but i've never had that problem with the board.

    Anyhow good luck with that warranty thing most everything I get to work with the warranty has long since expired or been voided.

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  52. Re:macs are for gays by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

    The bent pin was the power problem... THANK YOU! What a spectacularly fragile piece of shit this connector is... its like they deliberately added plastic to make the cord stiffer so there would be more stress on the whole assembly. I'm not going to begin to speculate on why a data pin is needed, or why the default reaction to no data isn't "Power the fucking laptop" Unfuckingbelivable.

    I spent 2 hours going back and forth with support. Flashed the bios. Upgradeded all drivers.... at which point they wanted me to reinstall windows before I finally hung up on them. Unfuckingbelivable.

    HP really should take on the Packard Bell name now... they've earned it.

  53. Re:macs are for gays by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    The 2015 Macbook Pro at work. It's very nice. I wouldn't touch one of the 2016 models though.

  54. Re:macs are for gays by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

    Next time get something from ASUS. IIRC Apple manufactures at least some of their laptops at Pegatron. Guess where ASUS manufactures their laptops... In their Pegatron division.

  55. Re:macs are for gays by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Well ya, even PC fans know not to buy an HP PC. This is not the same Hewlett-Packard that used to be a technology company.

  56. Re:macs are for gays by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Moral of the story? Fuck, I don't know.

    The moral of the story is that HP/Compaq is shit and has always been shit. Compaq was shit before being acquired by HP and the resulting combination is also shit. In case you're wondering, Sony is also shit. You want Asus, Lenovo, or Toshiba, in no particular order.

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  57. Re:macs are for gays by sexconker · · Score: 1

    Carly Fiorina's legacy.

  58. Re: Apple wouldn't give us money by nateman1352 · · Score: 2

    but once it works on full steam it munches close to ~90% of its TDP.

    Are you seriously saying that if a workload start using 100% CPU would would rather Intel make its CPUs throttle instead of actually running at the frequency that you paid for?

    I'm sorry but Intel is the LAST thing you can blame for the MBP battery life sucking. If it was Intel's fault then we would see it in all the Skylake Windows laptops, which we definitely do not (most Skylake laptops have 10+ hour battery life.)

    Blame for this issue falls squarely on Apple. My best guess is its a combination of small battery capacity along with issues with their power management software. One area that would be particularly suspect is some problem with the switchable graphics control software being too aggressive with powering up the dGPU when its not actually needed. Or maybe there is a bug where they power it up but then in some cases forget to shut it down after it is no longer being used.

  59. Re:macs are for gays by Nunya666 · · Score: 1

    Moral of the story? Fuck, I don't know.

    The moral of the story is that HP/Compaq is shit and has always been shit. Compaq was shit before being acquired by HP and the resulting combination is also shit. In case you're wondering, Sony is also shit. You want Asus, Lenovo, or Toshiba, in no particular order.

    I agree with the "HP is shit" comments, and that includes their printers.

    For laptops and desktops, my employer only buys Dells, and we've had pretty good luck with them.

  60. Re: Apple wouldn't give us money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ones who give are called employees.

    One who gets was Steve Jobs.

    Salaries vary.

  61. Consumer Reports is good at testing appliances... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but they seem to have real problems with hi-tech.

    I remember when they rated the Atari home computer to be the worst of the bunch because of the "nonstandard Basic." Once the advantages of Atari Basic were pointed out to them they completely reversed themselves and decided that the Atari computers were the best of the lot, especially for learning how to program. but this was listed as a correction to the cover story in the previous issue and the adage had already been done.
    They have a reputation for testing camera lenses by pointing them at newspaper spreads and looking for aberrations when there are already much more reliable and accurate tests for such variations.

    I have dismissed Consumer Reports as any kind ofd testing expert since I found the Wirecutter.

  62. Re: macs are for gays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people just don't know how to use a fucking computer.

    I can barely count on one hand "computer problems " I've had in my 20 year it career. And definitely can't count 5 serious problems I couldn't solve with Google and patience.

    And I ran a small datacenter.

  63. Re: macs are for gays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like you might be the problem. Your the only constant in all these laptops.

  64. Re: macs are for gays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just buy the cheapest fucking thing that works.

    Despite the shiftiness of MacBooks these days it's really sad that they still seem to have the best build quality. But it keeps going downhill which pisses me off but somehow there still isn't any other Brandâ(TM)s I've tried that seem to match up.

    It's not just Apple that seems uninterested. It seems everyone else is uninterested.

    So my verdict is just buy the cheapest fucking thing that works and deal with it.

  65. Re: macs are for gays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Toshiba: the company writing most of the ACPI spec yet for years didn't manage to use a single BIOS that got anywhere close to being compliant or even just working correctly. I sure wouldn't recommend them...

  66. Re: macs are for gays by thundercattt · · Score: 1

    Since when do HP notebooks cost $2500? I only ever see them in madness sales staff BestBuy for 349 with flashing signs ", great deal here".

  67. ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they held back on RAM because of battery life and they still blew it. they should have gone with a bigger battery and more RAM.

  68. Re: macs are for gays by dnaumov · · Score: 1

    This is the real tragedy actually. There is no market for a "manufacturer of quality PCs". Unless your name is Apple, you are slave to the magical pricepoints that the consumers care about and that's all there is to it. If you can't match them, you go out of business. Large vendors do have good individual product lines, yes, but nobody could actually survive on making and selling those alone.

  69. Re: macs are for gays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best build quality? LOL. Sit the fuck down you shill.

  70. Re:macs are for gays by K10W · · Score: 1

    Moral of the story? Fuck, I don't know.

    The moral of the story is that HP/Compaq is shit and has always been shit. Compaq was shit before being acquired by HP and the resulting combination is also shit. In case you're wondering, Sony is also shit. You want Asus, Lenovo, or Toshiba, in no particular order.

    You cannot tell people to buy on a brand any more even at particular pricepoint. Only thing you can trust is researching specific models at your pricepoint and intended use. Only 2 of those mentioned are good IMO (anbd many others share that view), and lenovo lost its touch a little these days imho so I mainly buy asus when I used to drift toward lenovo. Toshiba are shit. Thing is they ALL make stuff that sucks at various pricepoints so a little research goes a long way.

  71. Re: macs are for gays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try a carwash.
    IP67 is lies, and everything corrodes.

  72. Re: macs are for gays by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

    Long ago, young one, a gaming laptop was a specialty item that commanded a steep premium...

  73. Re: macs are for gays by thundercattt · · Score: 1

    Gaming yes but one usually buys Asus or Alienware

  74. MacBookPro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've owned a couple of iMac computers but never a MacBookPro. Everything else I've owned has been Windows based and mostly Dell. Having said that, from what I've read, Comsumer Reports did a test and it didn't come out well for MAC. Well that's fine. Mac has 2 things, they can either call it bunk, or they can find out what the problem is and fix it. They shouldn't be asking for a retest unless they take the machine back, find the problem, and return the same machine for a test.

    I've always believed Mac's are over-rated. If you pay the extra money required to own a Mac, you have a right to expect a superior machine. All I've ever run in to is compatibility problems. I have to buy this software or that software that is specific to Mac and, in most cases, it's just not as good. You buy Microsoft Office for Mac and you can't get Outlook you have to get Entourage for e-mail. It's just a pain. Now it may be purposely so, but you really have to be committed to Mac to put up with that crap. I can buy a top of the line Dell, with an I7 processor, great memory and a lot of hard drive, and still be below the cost of a MacBookPro. I just could never justify the cost.

  75. Re: macs are for gays by AmazingRuss · · Score: 2

    In the olden times, Asus only made motherboards, and there was no alienware.

  76. It's the Trump approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And can you blame them? They know which country they're in.

  77. Re: macs are for gays by thundercattt · · Score: 1

    Pepperidge Farm remembers

  78. The word "but" inverts what you think it said. by KWTm · · Score: 1

    Consumer Reports has no incentive but to produce accurate reports on consumer products.

    You mean other than this being their core business premise?
    The stupid is strong with this one.

    I believe you misread the GP to say "Consumer Reports has no incentive to produce accurate reports on consumer products," meaning that CR doesn't necessarily want to be accurate.
    What it actually said was "Consumer Reports has no incentive but to produce accurate reports on consumer products," meaning that CR really wants to be accurate.

    I suspect that, if you had read and understood GP, you would have found your erroneous reading of the sentence inconsistent with the rest of what GP was saying, read it again more carefully to see why the sentence would be so out of place, and realized your mistake. At least, one would hope that members of the Slashdot community would put a little more thought in before posting. Would make for a higher level of collective intelligence (and maturity).

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  79. Re:macs are for people who aren't homophobes by macwhiz · · Score: 1

    You want Asus, Lenovo, or Toshiba, in no particular order.

    No, you definitely don't want Toshiba. Toshiba is a dead company walking. It's been hurting for some time, first from market decline, then from an accounting scandal. Now it's bleeding from a bad nuclear-power deal. The company has lost US $6.8 billion in market value since mid-December.

    And their laptops are pretty crappy. The last Toshiba laptop I bought, just over a year ago, ate its hard drive within three weeks. And it was a Toshiba hard drive.

  80. Consumer Reports knows shite by gordguide · · Score: 1

    I don't know whether the new Macbook Pro is a good computer or a bad computer; I've never seen one and won't be replacing my current laptop for quite a while yet.

    But, I do have some expertise in a few other fields. And I have to say that with regard to non-computer equipment I know like the back of my hand that Consumer Reports evaluates ... well ... they haven't a clue. They recommend junk and hate excellent product. I don't know why, but they do.

    So, whether they love the new Macbook Pro or hate it, or lay somewhere in between, is irrelevant to me. They have shown themselves to earn near-zero credibility in my books. Which leaves me with coming to my own conclusions, and I'm OK with that.

  81. Re:macs are for gays by b783719 · · Score: 1

    Casio fx-115v

    No Lagging, No Hanging,
    No Bugs, Solar Powered

    Best Device Ever.