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Apple Patent Hints At Magnetic Ear Hooks To Keep Future AirPods In Your Ears (digitaltrends.com)
Patently Apple has recently uncovered a new Apple patent that may help AirPods stay in your ears. The patent details a magnetic mechanism that wraps around the user's ear. Digital Trends reports: The magnets attract each other through the ear tissue, keeping the AirPods in place and ensuring that they don't get lost. Of course, it's not certain if Apple filed this patent with AirPods in mind -- one of the images clearly shows a wired pair of headphones, and the patent was filed in June. The concept, however, would help keep both wired and wireless earbuds in place. The issue of keeping AirPods in the ear has been arguably the biggest issue related to the AirPods, and for good reason -- they're pretty expensive little devices, so losing them is definitely not something you want to do. It's possible that Apple decided against using the ear hooks for aesthetic reasons -- Apple is known for its excellent design and the ear hooks in the patent don't exactly look great. Not only that but the design of the charging case would have to change with the ear hooks. Some reports indicate that the patent could be implemented with future versions and given the hullaballoo surrounding keeping AirPods in, we wouldn't be totally surprised. It's also possible, however, that Apple patented the design but ultimately ended up nixing it.
well, without the magnets, and their slaves really liked it since they didn't have to have hooks in their lips.
Like we always did with our glasses?
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now i know why i never bought apple products, they attract too much of a cult following, and i am just not in to that, enjoy your apple koolaide
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Apple will give those for free to people that bought the airpods, right?
Right, because Android is totally free of any kind of fanatical devotees...
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If only someone else had thought of a way to use magnets to attach things to your ear! This is courage taken to a new level, we're talking iCourage levels here...
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... Fools and their money deserve to be departed. If this was a proposed plotline on "Silicon Valley" they would dismiss it as being too ridiculous.
Earpods? Check! Ear Magnets? Check! Overpriced one port laptop with a rubber keyboard? Check! Starbucks Latte? Check!
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that way if an 'earpod' comes loose it remains attached to the device via said tether making it nearly impossible to lose. Also how about removing the need for batteries by upgrading the tether to electrical wire which will pass the electrical signals to the earpods? Why hasn't apple thought of this yet!?
I've got it - how about a sort of headband thing that rests across the top of the head and connects the two pods together, all as one connected unit. Make the band a bit springy and bendy so it can fit multiple size heads. Maybe put a bit of foam padding around the speakers.
You should get right on top of patenting that as a completely original Apple-brand idea, guys.
Maybe a wire to attach them to your device so they don't get lost.
Will these cost another $40-50?
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there have been magnetic earrings on the market for years.
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
Of course they had a few problems to overcome and had to adjust the strength of the magnets down a bit. The first version was great except for the horrible clacking sound they made when they met in the middle.
Make cellphone smaller. Release extended battery case that restores original size and costs you $100.
Release laptops severely limited in ports. Tons of dongles to enable previous functionality.
Release wireless headphones sold as a solution to reducing wires. Release extra co-product to re-establish the fit of wired headphones.
Apple makes a surgically stitched airpod kit. Take the kit to your local tattoo/apple store for insertion.
Of course this is fake! Everyone knows that a large majority of Apple phone users have multiple earings, which would get pulled by the magnets.
Surgery to implant these magnets in your ears so you don't lose the magnets and nobody can see them. And all done in any Apple shop of course.$$$
Apple has now patented a new design for the 2017 Airbuds. They're guaranteed not to fall out of your ears and there's even a security cable you can attach to your iPhone so you don't lose them.
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You are welcome on my lawn.
Given who their customer base is, I suggest they also say the magnets are magic and prevent cancer and give you a quantum aura alignment boost or some BS like that. If you're about to correct me, keep in mind Steve Jobs thought juice drinks would cure his cancer and died because of it.
This won't mess with that?
I do metal detecting. I can't wait to start finding these things at the beach.
when your a neo , htey just activate the giant matrix magent and you get sucked into the bosses room for being bad
Create an expensive version of a product that does something that's been done just fine for decades, with big glaring problems, and sell it by calling it revolutionary.
Then, create another product that solves the problems the first product created.
Apple's still got it.
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This was informative and it is a common mistake to think that "applied for patent related to X" means "patented X". The Slashdot summary tells us only that the application is something *related to* magnets on ear buds, it could be something truly novel, unique and complex having to do with the magnet that's needed to drive the tiny speaker in the earbuds, and preventing (or even using) interference from multiple magnets.
It's also important to keep in mind that a patent application is not a patent. Applications sometimes get kicked back and are revised multiple times, due to prior art or other issues.
In this particular case, there actually is an issue of novelty, of prior art. Apple's patent application, at least the initial filing, is for a device that has all (not some) of the following characteristics:
Earbuds
With a retaining arm that goes around the back of the ear
Magnets in the arm
Magnets in the earbud body
Attraction between the magnets in the arm and in those in the earbud body hold the assembly in place
There is a legitimate argument that given the prior art of magnetic earrings, which are commonplace, and earbuds with retaining arms, which are also commonplace, it may be obvious to one skilled in the art that you could put magnets in the retaining arm.
If you're going to use magnets, do them right.
Magnetize both airpods and let them attract to each other through the skull. That'll keep them in place.
Bonus points if they use electromagnets that only activate once the devices are both in the ear canal (temperature-based?). Of course, this means that they may decouple once the user dies. I'm sure marketing can spin that in a good way.
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Introducing the iMagnet, the cure for Apple's wireless earbuds. Only $79.99 gets you 2 pairs of genuine magnets guaranteed to attract each other without wires. It's like magic! How do the iMagnets work? We don't know, and you don't either, but you'll buy 'em and then you'll buy 'em again after they get lost.
Or you could just buy a pair of decent wired earbuds for $9.99 and plug them into the- oh wait, we took that fucking jack out so you couldn't. Okay, no problem- just buy a new iDongle for $29.99 to replace the one you already lost.
Remember, we're Apple. We don't care, because we don't have to.
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using a piercing would likely be far less painful than magnetic methods. Have you ever tried novelty magnetic earrings, or clip-on earrings? They fucking hurt, while piercings do not once they are healed.
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He was able to keep an earpiece in his ear for five whole seasons without losing it or needing to recharge it for that matter.
Mariah Carey's earpods fell out, and she couldn't hear.
in tech is researching? What a waste this company is.
I have, when they were the fad. A magnet that is strong enough to hold through tissue squeezes tightly enough to be uncomfortable after a short period. Just saying from experience.