Atlassian Acquires Trello For $425M (techcrunch.com)
An anonymous reader shares a TechCrunch report: Atlassian today announced that it has acquired project management service Trello for $425 million. The vast majority of the transaction is in cash ($360 million), with the remainder being paid out in restricted shares and options. The acquisition is expected to close before March 31, 2017. This marks Atlassian's 18th acquisition and, as Atlassian president Jay Simons noted, it is also the largest. Just like with many of Atlassian's other acquisitions, the company plans to keep both the Trello service and brand alive and current users shouldn't see any immediate changes.
How in the world do these people get so much money in the first place!?! I mean, seriously. Holy, fuck!
And still have no idea what these companies produce or why I should care.
Only the State obtains its revenue by coercion. - Murray Rothbard
I bet the layer of product managers at Atlassian became top-heavy, with number of managers outpacing the number of sub-par software products they release (like JIRA.) So, the natural next step in the evolution of the company is to buy a non-sub-par software product company, and let the product managers have their way with turning the purchased software products into sub-par products. That way, every product manager gets a fair share of practice at screwing up perfectly fine software that probably doesn't really need to be modified in the ways they are intending.
If they could build Trello into Jira, they would improve the best project management platform on the market.
Atlassian guys probably bought it because they were sick and tired using their own crap.
sudo rm -r -f --no-preserve-root /
Those are exactly the sorts of things that people say and believe just before a bubble bursts!
Thank you for expressing them. You've given the rest of us hope that the end of all of this "Web 2.0" nonsense is closer than ever.
Joel Spolsky, co-founder of Trello, has this fantastic Excel training video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nbkaYsR94c
It has been ten years, and had there been a bubble, it would have popped by now.
The bubble popped a while ago, but no one wants to admit it.
Online advertising doesn't work, and people are increasingly going out of their way to block ads. All that user data is essentially worthless to anyone but scammers and spying governments. But we're Wile E. Coyoteing the situation - we've run off the cliff but we won't fall until we look down. We're pretending there's more cliff to run on with everyone resorting to clickbait bullshit to maintain view counts (and not have to hire journalists) and everyone moving their shit onto the cheapest "cloud" provider and laziest framework to lower operating costs and the big boys are doing nothing but buying out the groups actually doing shit, to the tune of $$$$$$$$$.
It's been a race to the bottom, but we bottomed out ages ago. Every time advertising rates (from lord Google) drop people do a quick glance down, see they're doomed, but find a way to keep on running as if everything is okay as the industry burns around them. Eventually the big boys will either get burned on a ridiculous overvalued buyout of some small company (remember Zynga? Oculus?) or simply run out of other companies to buy out while investors demand continued growth. It's unsustainable, fundamentally because there is little core value behind the true business of Facebook, Google, Snapchat, Twitter, etc. and no real room to grow.
They are advertising to worthless idiots; well, at least, I never use their services...
Aren't you the clever one? Or not.
To an advertiser, an idiot is worth whatever he has in his wallet, plus anything he can beg, borrow, or steal.
It doesn't matter if you or the average Facebook user happens to be a loudmouthed, judgmental ass. If you have money and a passing interest in their product, you are worth something to advertisers.
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I don't know what Atlassian will do with Trello, but their existing products are horrid.
We use JIRA (a bug tracker) and Confluence (a wiki). These suffer from
- poor use of screen space
- useless search
- crude and inconsistent text editing
- verbose, non-standard, and broken markdown
Atlassian products are built for shelf-appeal: they are designed to look good in sales demos, and to appeal the people who sign POs and checks: CEOs, VPs, and directors. But they don't actually work for the people who have to use them: programmers and first-line managers.
Atlassian puts their own bug database online. When you find a problem with Atlassian software you can search for it there. You will likely find that other people have found this problem before you, and opened tickets on it, which Atlassian has since closed, explaining either
- yes, it is broken, but fixing it would be hard, so we're not going to
OR
- no, that's the way it is supposed to work, and we're not going to change it