False News, Absurd Reality Present Challenges For Satirists (apnews.com)
Between reality and the bubble of fantasy news stories, these are tough times for satirists. From a report on AP, submitted by several readers: The New Yorker magazine recently took steps to distinguish Andy Borowitz's humor columns from politically motivated false stories circulating online. His editor said the New Yorker was getting email asking if there was a difference between the two. So they changed the tagline for "The Borowitz Report" from "the news, reshuffled" to "not the news" on the magazine's website. When the stories are shared online, they are more clearly identified as satire, said Nicholas Thompson, editor of NewYorker.com. Borowitz's columns take the form of news stories, like one headlined this week, "Trump fires attorney general after copy of Constitution is found on her computer." One story last week: "Trump enraged as Mexican president meets with Meryl Streep instead." Thompson admits: "It's a weird problem to have."
Everything else falls to the level of vulgar sarcasm, or base hatred.
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Real news lately look like a version of The Onion.
As a German satirist recently remarked, the US should look to Germany, they already did all of it.
They voted for a Chancellor that promised better infrastructure and he actually built many Autobahns and military airports. He made Germany great again, even bigger than their previous borders, at least for a couple of years. He had yuuuuuge approval numbers (on pain of death) and everybody liked him, if they were asked.
They also tried religious discrimination like nobody else, ever.
They also have done the Wall-building thingie a bit later, throughout the whole country and they even got the Russians to pay for it. (If you're lucky, you can even bid for a piece of that wall on eBay.)
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'nuff said.
On April 28, 1945, the Italian people killed their fascist leader and then desecrated his corpse in a public square.
You are welcome on my lawn.
When the going gets weird, the weird turns pro.
Along those lines, I think it may be time to return to the grotesque, detailed art that came from Zap Comixs, R. Crumb, and the other underground creators. Those are going to be the people closest to the metal (so to speak) in what the crowds are feeling. Hopefully the shocking expressions will be enough to get people unsettled enough to keep up the protests and calling their congress critters.
It does make a difference.
I believe the term is now "alternative fact therapist", not satirist.
Trump sleeps through attack on consulate and Bannon tells troops to stand down and not defend the action then throws Michal Moore in jail for a youtube video claiming it incited the attack.
Trump disregards federal judges order that his immigration actions are unlawful and continues his immigration strategy?
Trump orders Jeff Sessions to not defend federal law he personally disagrees with?
Do you mean that kind of satire?
Every time the Borowitz Report comes out, I have to correct a handful of outraged friends who share it seriously. We are, altogether, no longer skeptical readers.
Poe's Law is all fun and games, until both major parties totally and completely fail, to the embarrassment of everyone, to nominate real candidates. They had a race to see who could lose the worst, and the Democrats won. The obvious problem, is that everyone now has to live with it.
Let this be a lesson to Democrats and Republicans: never trust your party again. Democracy means you have to do something; you can't just assume someone else will take care of things. "They won't let that happen," should never come out of your mouth. Either force your party to run a real candidate next time, or leave them and join a part that better represents your views. People say that's a way to lose, but remember: you also lose if you don't do it (ask any Republican), and if enough people do it, you can win.
This is not a problem for satirists. I would say that this is a golden age for satirists.
This is a problem for news outlets that also have a satire column.
My eyes reflect the stars and a smile lights up my face.
for peddling their fake news and attempting to pass them off as the truth.
NY Times headline:
“Berkeley Cancels Milo Yiannopoulos Speech, and Donald Trump Tweets Outrage”
Kinda leaves out the fact that the speech was cancelled because leftist thugs rioted and torched things.
That kind of "false"?
It's distasteful that so many people are bashing Trump and talking about Fake News at a time when events like the Bowling Green Massacre take place every day.
Can we all come together please, forget our partisanship and different religions, and agree to offer a prayer to all those that died in Bowling Green like good Baptists. May they rest in peace and go to Baptist heaven.
"That's the way to do it" - Punch
I know "fake news" is getting us all worked up right now, but
"...fake news did not change the result 2016 presidential election, according to a study by researchers at Stanford and New York University released Thursday. ..."
Story: http://thehill.com/homenews/me...
Study: https://web.stanford.edu/~gent...
Like the "Russia hacked the election" story the original threat being discussed was specifically hacking of electronic voting machines. When that was proved ridiculous, the phrase was re-framed to something more vague, saying that Russia "manipulated" the results by media...you know, exactly like the Martin Sheen "dump Trump" video attempted to do (and failed). https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
-Styopa
True satire can't exist in an environment where no one can take a joke.
Even Jerry Seinfeld realized two years ago that comedy and the perpetually offended crowd can't mix. Now think how much worse it's gotten in those two years.
Between the crazed liberal snowflakes and the persecution complex on the right, I'm surprised comedy clubs aren't looked at the same as Klan meetings by now.
People just need to relax and realize that life really isn't this serious.
Looking at some headlines from https://www.reddit.com/r/notth...
we find
"Stop making memes of our dead gorilla, Cincinnati Zoo pleads"
"Spotify offers Barack Obama a job as 'President of Playlists'"
"People have paid a company more than $80,000 to dig a hole for absolutely no reason"
"Venezuela's currency value depends largely on one guy at an Alabama Home Depot"
"Anti-Defamation League Declares Pepe the Frog a Hate Symbol"
"Pilot 'congratulates' passengers for drinking all alcohol on plane"
"Nebraska flag flew upside down at Capitol for 10 days and 'nobody noticed,' says senator who wants design change"
etc.
I never realized what a good comedian Sarah Silverman was until I saw this..
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3...
http://i.cubeupload.com/T6cyLu.png
> crazed liberal snowflakes and the persecution complex on the right
The liberal snowflakes make far more noise than their numbers would suggest. The persecuted righties far outnumber them. Both camps are annoying purity trolls and [FLAME BAIT] there are disturbing elements of truth floating around both their commodes of discourse.
Headlines for all real news articles need to be appended with the phrase, 'NO BULLSHIT!' That should settle the matter once and for all.
Back in 2013 I knew someone who was 100% convinced that Obama called Putin a jackass in public. I don't suspect that Borowitz was actually trying to fool anyone with this, but the distortion was so high for some people at the time that they would believe almost anything that was damning about the POTUS.
Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
I you like your satire, you can keep your satire.
Those of us with broader and more inclusive minds will say "no thank you" to your attempts to femsplain the overton window.
Hitler breathed air. You breathe air. Therefore you are literally Hitler. [...]
First, I think you need to look up the definition of the word "literally" (though I heard it has changed recently). Unless there's been a break through in human cloning.
Second, there is a point to be made about fascism more generally:
When Italian author Umberto Eco wrote “Ur-Fascism” for The New York Review of Books in 1995, he sought to give the world a guide to recognize the ideology when it reared its ugly head again. [...]
For Eco, fascism wasn’t a concrete political system, but a collection of behaviors that, taken together, forged something vile. “Fascism was a fuzzy totalitarianism,” he wrote. “A collage of different philosophical and political ideas, a beehive of contradictions.”
Fascism adapts and changes, but some things remain constant. [...]
Despite the fuzzy nature of fascism, it does have features that distinguish it from other political ideologies. Eco described them in his essay. Trumpism lines up with all 14 of Eco’s features of eternal fascism.
* https://warisboring.com/yes-trump-is-a-fascist-heres-the-checklist-1920ad4d8163
* http://www.nybooks.com/articles/1995/06/22/ur-fascism/
I continued on to point out that none of the other things that it was mentioned that Hitler did were of the things that were clearly wrong.
Imagine if you will, a haystack. That haystack represents all the 'information' flowing from various 'news' sources on the Internet. Inside of that haystack are needles - that represent stories about the Trump administration: several gold needles - real news stories, several silver needles - bona fide comedic satire, and rusty needles which appear to be real news stories - but are fake...click bait and possible propaganda.
People are so overloaded with the cruft coming inbound from so many sources, some of this being retweeted or relinked stories (facebook) - they are losing track of what is real and what is not. It becomes even more difficult when news outlets that are ostensibly real, end up addressing the fake stories as well - either through mistakes and presenting as real news, or to debunk. Ultimately it is a news blitz caused by the confluence of a number of things: Trump's propensity to tweet and countertweet, his administration's rate of deployment of changes, confusion about sharing information from the administration (mixed messages), overlayed with all the satire and click bait.
Clearly indicating what is and is not satire will go a long way to avoiding satire bubbling up through multiple layers as true news stories.
Lodragan Draoidh
The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
I don't actually think that Trump is a white nationalist, but it's a little weird that he hangs out with and is so chummy with people who are.
His past discrimination against blacks in housing, his treatment of our first black president (the "birther" nonsense), and, as you noted, the company he keeps, all suggest otherwise. Actions speak louder than words, and all his actions indicate deep misogyny and racism at the very least, and are very suggestive that he is, in fact, a white supremacist.
Along with most of the cavalry in the First Unicorn Brigade.
Cry for me, America!
Cry for all the rainbow unicorns who died that day!
#NeverRemember
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I was attempting to illustrate that his assertions were as nonsensical as the assertions I made and were similar to something out of the mind of someone who would say unironicly, "literally Hitler".
All people come to power using questionable means. The means Hitler used to come to power has more to do with the nature of the ganeral tools of rising to power than it does about the general outcome of the situation after any given person rises to power.
On April 28, 1945, the Italian people killed their fascist leader and then desecrated his corpse in a public square.
As if you got the balls
A Message to the Angry Leftists from an American Infantryman
...
I see you there, in Portland In Chicago In San Francisco In Bumfuck Directional School Liberal Arts College You’re having your temper tantrums because ever since mommy dropped you off at Daycare 20 years ago you’ve been throwing them to get your way. Now you’re super pissed about the results of a presidential election where the other guy (and the only guy in the race for that matter) won.
I also know you’re a coward.
I know this because you keep screaming, and blogging, and protesting, and even rioting but you won’t start this “uprising” you keep going on and on about. If you really believe that your cause is just, that the majority supports you, and that the United States needs to be overthrown to make way for your Progressive social utopia of sunshine and free shit pick up a gun and start your revolution like every other communist group in history. See, I come from an organization that spent the better part of the last century training to fight a bunch of little commie heathens, and I have a pretty healthy respect for any Ivan who was willing to pick up an AK47 and parachute onto the continent ready to overthrow the USA. That takes some guts. You’re not like him though. You’re quite different actually. Ivan was in shape. You’re a bunch of ‘fat acceptance’ advocates who complain airline seats are too small for your 9,000 calories per day diet. Ivan was a proud masculine man. You have drag queens and fat feminist women with green hair. Ivan grew up mining coal and hunting wolves in the Urals. You want socialism because you’re upset that you can’t get a 6-figure job at age 24 with the bullshit arts degree you spent all that loan money on and haven’t done a day of physical labor in your life. Ivan was a veteran of Stalingrad, Afghanistan, and a dozen bush wars. You think “Call of Duty” is too violent and sexist. Ivan packed an AK47 and knew how to use it. Those among you leftists now who even have weapons ditch them after you rob the liquor store or 7/11 and go hide out at your aunt’s Section 8 housing. You don’t have the discipline Ivan did, at least he used the sights. Ivan killed jihadists by the thousands. You make excuses for them and want to invite them into our country.
Well We’re waiting. Shit or get off the pot.
Well, PopeRatzo...
SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT
Do it. Grow a pair. REALLY fight for what you feel is right and what you claim everyone else wants.
Or just STFU.
Why do the liberals hate gays so much?
It seems every time a gay speaks up for Trump (Milo or Thiel) or any other Republican they are the most evil person on the planet, according to liberals.
Are liberals the most intolerant people in the country? Seems that way with how I see them treating gays.
Man... Slashdotters can't congratulate themselves enough on their witty Trump bashes.
Too bad they were too busy to do something that actually matters, like vote again him in the general elections.
Keep them zingers comin'!
First, to all the liberal progressive mods, if you are so right in your beliefs, write a post and show where I am wrong. -1 Overrated is not your personal censorship tool for views you disagree with. You are supposed to champion tolerance of others, live it. I am not a huge fan of Trump, I voted against him in the primary, but as a rational human being, the cognitive dissonance from the progressive left wing is too massive to let go unchallenged.
So Trump upholds the constitution, appoints a constructionist supreme court judge who will protect the constitution and bill of rights as written (not an activist judge who believes that the constitution can mean whatever the hell he wants it to), and you are comparing him to Hitler? You are taking the few good things that Hitler did for the Germans, like building roads and airports (many other good leaders have also built roads and airports for their countries the world over) and using that as justification to compare Trump to Hitler? By your logic Dwight D. Eisenhower was just like Hitler, because he championed the US interstate freeway system. Please tell me you are not really this stupid?
Take a look at the list of actions he has taken thus far and tell me which ones have hurt you (not traumatized you emotionally based on Democrat demagoguery). Which of these actions send brown shirts to your house in the middle of the night? Which ones force everyone to like Trump (have you turned on a TV in the last year, hatred for Trump is on 90% of the channels), or outlaw a religion (as far as I know, only the progressive left and Obama tried to attack freedom of religion by forcing Little Sisters of the Poor to support abortion and Christian bakers to support homosexual marriages or lose their business). (It is interesting that this was not tried with a Muslim bakery, I wonder why). Which executive actions authorize incarceration of innocent people? (Sorry, illegal aliens are criminals, by entering the country without permission they have committed a crime, no mater how hard you wish that were not the case.)
Trump has signed executive orders to:
- Kill TPP
- Protecting LGBT from workplace discrimination
- Banned fed officials from becoming lobbyists for 5 years
- Lifetime ban on WH officials becoming lobbyists for foreign countries
- 120 day travel ban (not permaban) on visitors from terrorist hotbeds (Obama banned travelers/refugees from the same countries for 6 months after they found to terrorists had made it through the vetting process)
- Authorized the border "wall" that democrats voted for many years ago but never funded, a wall similar to walls all non-island nations have to protect their borders. Check out how Mexico treats illegal entry at it's southern border.
- Approved the Keystone XL and Dakota Access pipelines, so you don't have to pay $4/gal for gas like you did under Obama, which was essentially a tax on poor working people who have to commute longer on average
http://www.foxnews.com/politic...
If popular support for unpermitted immigration was so high, progressives could easily change the laws to eliminate our borders completely, but only the loonytoon left wants that. Every country must control its borders. The US still allows over 1,000,000 immigrants a year, the most immigrants of any nation on the planet. Australia won't accept any illegal immigrants and it takes its illegal immigrants and detains them indefinitely on an island with conditions so bad that they are setting themselves on fire. (But there is no moral outrage on the left for this apparently, only that Trump doesn't want to take in potential terrorists that Australia doesn't want).
http://www.independent.co.uk/n...
Hardcore Islam is at war with America, we for
If you disagree, please post your argument. (-1, Overrated) isn't your personal censorship tool for views you don't like
Is it too soon to talk about the Bowling Green Massacre? So many lives lost. Trump will avenge us.
One pee pee tape goes a long way to prevent history from repeating itself.
All people come to power using questionable means.
Neither Hitler nor Trump came to power using questionable means. The only thing questionable is the result of their actions [long] after they came to power.
Sweeping assertion with no support whatsoever. If any part of his business empire does business with foreign or domestic governments, he's violating the Constitution. (This doesn't apply to foreign private citizens or corporations, although a state-owned corporation probably counts as government). He's awfully secretive about his finances for a guy who didn't put his assets in a blind trust.
Hint: The Supreme Court nominee $YOU agree with is going to protect and enforce the Constitution and Bill of Rights. The one #YOU disagree with will trample on it. A casual statement like yours strongly suggests that you're being highly partisan.
I'm a white cis straight upper-middle-class male of northwest European descent and Protestant heritage. Aside from screwing things up in general, Trump's not going to hurt me any time soon. However, I'm of the "First they came for the Muslims, and I said 'Not this time, motherfucker!'" persuasion.
Um, you do realize that Hitler took some time to consolidate power, don't you? Trump's been in office two weeks, and the situations are somewhat different.
So you're telling me that legitimate visa holders from all countries were allowed to leave the airport and go about their business? A person from the Middle East with a US visa has been vetted up the wazoo already.
Odd that no citizen of any of the listed countries has killed anyone in a terrorist act in the US, then, while citizens of similar countries not on the list have. Also, Obama delayed the granting of visas. He didn't suddenly arbitrarily and possibly illegally block normal entry into the US of people who had visas.
Which has nothing to do with Trump's actions, since every person he barred entry has been checked thoroughly and found not to be a significant threat - otherwise, they wouldn't have visas.
That's cute. This is a great country, regardless of what Trump says. We'll deal with hardcore Islamists pretty much as we like until one of them manages to kill almost as many people as die in accidents in about a month, and then they'll find out that the US isn't weak at all. Osama bin Laden got our attention, and we invaded his refuge country and eventually hunted him down and killed him. Al-Qaida was mostly ineffective until we invaded Iraq and revitalized them. This is what a great terrorist success looks like: you get your organization trashed, and you hide for as many years as you can while the US hunts you down like a dog. Lucky guys.
Have you ever looked at any history of immigration? This is how it's always worked. There's a lot of nationalities that have been assimilated, but that's because they've been here for generations. We'll assimilate the Arabs just like we assimila
"When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
I just read the one about the AG being fired for having a copy of the Constitution, its NOT good satire...Satire should be funny AND make a VALID point potentially pointing out the absurdity of the REAL situation.
Reading this hit piece you'd be expected to believe that Trump's firing of his AG was over a 'trivial' issue and/or 'just wrong'.
Whatever you believe about Trump's immigration Executive Order the firing of the AG was PROPER. If I go against my bosses wishes I fully expect to be fired, end of story.
The ONLY people who can decide if something is 'constitutional' or not is the Supreme Court. And the ONLY person who can decide if an EO is 'good for the country' or 'proper' such that it be followed by the President's employees is the PRESIDENT.
A PROPER satire column would have been 'AG fires Trump because he ignored her feelings about the color pink.' or some such thing. Of course this would be immediately seen as 'satire' NOT 'false news' because nobody would believe that the AG could fire the President nor even something as trivial as the color 'pink' but rather that the AG had no right to impose her 'feelings' in to this in the first place.
You want to write satire then write good satire & everyone will be able to distinguish it easily from 'fake news'. You want to right a 'hit piece' & pass it off as satire then find a different job.
I suppose if you're the guy's wife. Otherwise nothing really changes. My life hasn't really changed all that much the 40-odd years I've lived it.
Who are these all knowing guardians of REALITY? Is it Big brother? It scares me when all these mindless drones start there liitle s-r response confirmation bs. Its Ok guys you CAN think differently. What's that you scared to stand out awwww. Ok here go back to abusing trump, or anyone you disagrees with you by calling them Hitler. Does it make you feel better? Now vote for some war mongering cunt who will make plenty of dead and displaced people. Great job done you are a true hero and defender of reality.
>(You won't find them on any news site I've found, including CNN, FOX or MSNBC, but you will find a LOT of commentary about them..)
You can find the text of executive orders on several news sites. I Googled "executive order" and "text of executive order" and sites include Yahoo News, Business Insider, and The New York Times.
"Below you'll find the full text"
https://www.yahoo.com/news/pre...
"You can read the full text of the executive order below"
http://www.businessinsider.com...
"The full text can be found here"
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/0...
Trumps pick for supreme court is down the line constructionist. You may disagree with constructionist judges, but that is a fact that no one is disputing, unless you are a fringe lunatic. That means he will protect the constitution as written, and as Trump nominated him, that means Trump is also a constructionist. That may mean that imaginary/pulled out of the ass rights like abortion go away unless progressives can get actual laws passed, which is the way that it is supposed to work in our democracy: Legislature passes laws/amendments and the courts interpret them... (see all the other laws and constitutional amendments ever.) I happen to like the plain language of the constitution, progressives have hated parts of it (freedom of religions that they disagree with, freedom of speech they disagree with, right to bear arms by people other than themselves/their bodyguards) and have consistently tried to end run around the constitution by placing activist judges who pull shit out of their ass in their rulings instead of reading the words on the page and doing their job of interpreting them.
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfro...
Regarding immigration, the countries temporarily barred from entry have internal records/vetting problems that make the investigations around the visa granting process uncertain (basically all Obama was doing was getting them in a room and asking them if they were a terrorist... obviously they are going to lie if they are).
Furthermore, if you were telling the truth, you would not call it a Muslim ban because there are still dozens of other Muslim countries that are allowed to come and go in the US with a valid visa. It is a ban on immigration from unstable Muslim countries with active terrorism and conditions which make normal visa vetting processes less reliable. The current visa vetting process was not even able to review social media postings of visa candidates (as of the date of the San Bernadino massacre), and consisted primarily of what the home country had in it's records, combined with an interview which consisted of an investigator asking the candidate if they were a terrorist... not exactly up the wazoo as you call it... Further, waiting to get hit with a terrorist attack is what the Clinton and Obama administration did. The current administration does not find it acceptable to wait until American blood runs in the streets to take action. If you can't understand that, I can't help you. The 9-11 attack that Osama Bin Laden perpetrated on the US cost about $3.3 trillion when you take into account the lost productivity of everyone who died, all the added security, lost productivity etc. It would have cost the US a few billion dollars to better screen immigrants from Muslim countries and deny the 911 hijackers entry in the first place.
As far as assimilation goes, it worked in the past because for the most part our immigrants were from European countries who all had similar values. Islam is not just a backwards, violent religion, it is also a form of government, known as Sharia. It is medieval and is fascist, and it supports some very heinous and illegal things such as subjugation of women, rape, statutory rape, honor killings, murder of homosexuals, and the list goes on. It is fundamentally incompatible with our western values and constitution and no amount of time will make it compatible.
Regarding terrorism vs mental illness, those are just the facts. Dont act like a smart ass and then provide zero facts to support any other conclusion. The last real non-Muslim terrorist attack that we had in the US was the Oklahoma Federal building in 1995 in direct response to the murder of over 80 people including women and children at the Branch Dividian compound in Waco, Texas by Janet Reno and the FBI. Every mass casualty event since then has either been driven by Islam or mental illness.
If you disagree, please post your argument. (-1, Overrated) isn't your personal censorship tool for views you don't like