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Four of Iceland's Main Volcanoes Are All Preparing For Eruption (icelandmonitor.mbl.is)

Vulcanologists always watch Iceland carefully -- it's the one exposed place on the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, with 130 different volcanoes -- and something big may be brewing. Applehu Akbar writes: Now that four of Iceland's largest volcanoes are showing signs of impending eruption, the world may be in for another summer of ash. Katla, Hecla, Bárðarbunga and Grímsvötn have all had major activity in the past, including vast floods from melting glaciers, enough ash to ground aircraft over all of Europe, volumes of sulfur that have induced global nuclear winter for a decade at a time, and clouds of poisonous fluoride gas. When the mountains of Iceland speak, the whole world listens.
Eruptions are already overdue for both Hekla and Katla -- Hekla's magma chamber has filled up, and Katla last erupted in 1918. "The Katla eruption would lead to the melting of the Mýrdalsjökull glacier, resulting in a glacial flood," reports Tech Times, "likely to hit areas where large crowds are found at any given point of time, especially the black sand beaches of Sólheimasandur and the village of Vik in Southern Iceland."

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  1. Giaa to the rescue! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Mother Earth stands ready to combat global warming with some nice ash clouds. Thus saving civilization as we know it.

    Or wiping it out entirely .....

    (Just depends on your point of view.)

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    1. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by dougdonovan · · Score: 1

      im glad the only thing's we have to deal with in arizona is heat & monsoon's.

    2. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      And illegals and drugs

    3. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by MrL0G1C · · Score: 3

      Here in the UK people living in flood plains get flooded, who would have expected that eh? And then they go complaining to the government. That's mostly as bad as it gets.

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    4. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, everyone said it was daft to build a castle in a swamp...

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    5. Re:Giaa to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sol Invictus is the Roman personification for the Sun and is depicted as male.

      Try reading a book some time, junior.

    6. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Illegal Aliens

    7. Re:Giaa to the rescue! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Sol Invictus is the Roman personification for the Sun and is depicted as male.

      So just to be clear, the Romans are the authoritative source on the gender of genderless things?

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    8. Re:Giaa to the rescue! by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Speaking of Mother Earth and Iceland... ;)

      That's "Hún Jörð" ("Mother Earth") by the band Sigur Rós - it's an abbreviated version of the Lord's Prayer in Icelandic, except to the Earth instead of God. Also, screaming. Good music for volcanoes preparing to go off.

      Or, if you want something more directly volcanic themed, there's always Jón Leif's Hekla. It's often described as the loudest piece of classical music ever composed, although that's only if you perform it with its full design intent of instruments, which I don't think anyone's ever done. Said instruments include "four sets of rocks hit with hammers, steel plates, anvils, sirens, cannons, metal chains, choir, a large orchestra, and organ".

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    9. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Rei · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'll take volcanoes any day over heat. :) And monsoons... what, you mean precipitation? Yeah, I think we've got that covered ;) Mýrdalsjökull (Katla's glacier), along with neighboring Eyjafjallajökull, and further away Vatnajökull, are the wettest places in Europe, with over 10 meters of precipitation per year (although we don't have the record for wettest inhabited area... because living on top of a glacier on top of an active volcano would be pretty damned stupid ;) ).

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    10. Re:Giaa to the rescue! by Rei · · Score: 2

      Sorry, but the context is Iceland. And in Icelandic it's hún sól. The sun is feminine. Hér er sólin, um sólina, frá sólinni, til sólarinnar. Here is the sun, about the sun, from the sun, to the sun.

      You could say "Hér er sólinn, um sólann, frá sólnum, til sólans", which is a masculine declension, but then you'd be talking about the sole of a shoe, not the sun ;) That was actually the basis a gag on Næturvaktin, which is the Icelandic equivalent of The Office - starring Reykjavík's former mayor (Jón Gnarr) as Stalinist gas station manager with delusions of grandeur.

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    11. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Eyjafjallajökull, and further away Vatnajökull

      Do you put all those diacritical marks on words just to confuse us?

      What happens in a Scrabble game?

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    12. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      There are different national versions of Scrabble. Here's Icelandic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrabble_letter_distributions#Icelandic

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    13. Re:Giaa to the rescue! by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2

      Once again, in the mind of an AC, "horse sense" trumps basic thermodynamic principles.

    14. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Rei · · Score: 2

      They're different letters. Ö is like the "e" in "bed" said with rounded lips, while O is sort of like "Aw", while Ó is like "Oh"

      And the words just long and look alien to you because you don't know the root words, and thus where to split them. Pro tip: because the joining form in Icelandic is usually eignarfall (possessive), try splitting them at common eignarfall endings (-a, -ar, -s, and less commonly -u) into components at least four letters long. So in this case: Eyja.... Fjalla.... Jökull. Which is literally "Of islands", "Of mountains", "Glacier". "Glacier of the Mountains of the Islands". "The islands" in this context being Vestmannaeyjar (the island chain just offshore from it).

      If you want to know how to pronounce it, just remember the song... :) Pro tip for the "ll" sound: put your tongue on the top of your mouth so it blocks all airflow, let pressure build up behind it, then let the air spill out to the sides with a pop.

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    15. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by cjjjer · · Score: 1
    16. Re:Giaa to the rescue! by KiloByte · · Score: 2

      So let's ask the Chinese and everyone who shares the yin-vs-yang thing with them.

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    17. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And superfluous apostrophe catastrophe

    18. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      What makes things easier for English speakers is that a lot of the Old Norse geographical terms have survived as English place names in areas that have a history of Viking contact. In hiking the northern UK I encountered a lot of -fell (mountain), -foss (waterfall), -ness (point), -water (lake) and -wick (bay) names.

    19. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's just letting us know how Enlightened(TM) she is, as usual.

    20. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Rei · · Score: 1

      The only one of those I don't recognize is -wick ;) Oh wait, maybe that's "vík"? Like in Reykjavík? A vík is a place where the coastline sort of gives way, so a small bay would fit.

      You can add to your list -ea, -a, -y correspond to "ey", meaning "island". For example, Swansea = Sveinsey = Sveinn's Island; Lundy = Lundey = Puffin Island; Westray = Vesturey = West Island; etc.

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    21. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Rei · · Score: 2

      What's "enlightened" about a person speaking the language of the place where they live?

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    22. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a hot mess...

    23. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Yes, names like Prestwick are derived from -vik for bay. And i forgot to mention all those -ey names, for islands, and -stead, for place.

    24. Re:Giaa to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not genderless. Inanimate objects often have 1) grammatical gender in languages that inflect for gender, and 2) many are explicitly gendered in mythology, religion, vel sim.

      Not the Romans, but the Greeks actually, for Western Culture, or really, Indo-European culture. One of the few things we know about PIE religion is that they worshipped a sun god. The Northern Germanic people have their own weirdnesses, linguistically and mythological. The gender switch for sun and moon is an aberration in a culture that extends from India to Ireland. From India to Ireland, with the exception of certain historically barbaric Germans, the sun is male and the moon female. Additionally, it was the same in Egyptian and Akkadian/Syrian culture.

      Besides, Martin, you have no part in any culture that does things differently.

      Like the guy said, read a book, or get a decent education or something.

    25. Re:Giaa to the rescue! by unixisc · · Score: 0

      Volcanoes are zits on Mother Earth's nipples. But they do let out more greenhouse gases than all human created machinery - from cars to planes to everything that emits carbon dioxide

    26. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by knorthern+knight · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > Here in the UK people living in flood plains get flooded, who
      > would have expected that eh? And then they go complaining
      > to the government. That's mostly as bad as it gets.

      Many years ago, local governments would dredge river channels every so often, so they wouldn't flood. Good. Then Britain joined the EU. Along came unelected Eurocrats, who imposed ridiculously punitive/expensive standards regarding the disposal of the dredged up mud/silt. Result...
      * local authorities couldn't afford to dredge river channels
      * river channels silted up
      * rivers flooded

      Well... like... duhhhh. To add insult to injury, the flooding was wrongly blamed on global warming. It was crap like this that contributed to the Brexit vote result.

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    27. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Viking contact. In hiking the northern UK I encountered a lot of -fell (mountain), -foss (waterfall), -ness (point), -water (lake) and -wick (bay) names.

      Some current Swedish I think you can map easily enough: "jäll", "fors" (more white water/rapids than waterfall which would be "vattenfall") "näs" (ridge), "vatten", "vik" (more narrow(deeper than a bay, but not as much as a "fjord" like our rich neighbours ::-) have...

    28. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by popoutman · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Incorrect.
      In recent years, more houses have been built in areas that were previously uninhabited. The resulting inability for storm water to drain into the soil and instead being forced to run off, increased the rate that water flowed into the river systems, meaning that rivers peak higher and sooner for the same amount of rainfall. This means more floods for the same weather patterns. Add in climate change and you lot are screwed for flood management.
      Absolutely nothing to do with Brexit.
      Actually, now that you lot are leaving, you won't get access to the emergency funds to help with problems like this that UK policies have caused over the past few decades...

      As an aside, dredging can actually cause floods further downstream as it allows more water to reach the downstream areas in a shorter space of time, causing the river to "pile up" and overspill its banks, where it would not have happened if the dredging had not taken place.

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    29. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      To be fair the engineers figured it out eventually.

    30. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      So people designed a city and build housing around a requirement for continuous and extensive dredging of the rivers with a non trivial impact on the environment, and it's the EU's fault.

      That is some brilliant logic right there.

    31. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Cederic · · Score: 1

      you won't get access to the emergency funds

      Whose fucking money do you think pays for those emergency funds?

      (For the next two years)

    32. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Clearly you haven't visited London recently.

    33. Re:Giaa to the rescue! by stjobe · · Score: 5, Informative

      Volcanoes [...] let out more greenhouse gases than all human created machinery - from cars to planes to everything that emits carbon dioxide

      Eh, no: "Volcanoes emit around 0.3 billion tonnes of CO2 per year. This is about 1% of human CO2 emissions which is around 29 billion tonnes per year."

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    34. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Dogtanian · · Score: 2

      There are different national versions of Scrabble. Here's Icelandic

      What Icelandic "Scrabble" pieces might look like.

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    35. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Here in the UK people living in flood plains get flooded, who
      > would have expected that eh? And then they go complaining
      > to the government. That's mostly as bad as it gets.

      Many years ago, local governments would dredge river channels every so often, so they wouldn't flood. Good. Then Britain joined the EU. Along came unelected Eurocrats, who imposed ridiculously punitive/expensive standards regarding the disposal of the dredged up mud/silt. Result...
      * local authorities couldn't afford to dredge river channels
      * river channels silted up
      * rivers flooded

      Well... like... duhhhh. To add insult to injury, the flooding was wrongly blamed on global warming. It was crap like this that contributed to the Brexit vote result.

      No the UK government cut the funding. Nothing to do with the EU.

    36. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by dtmos · · Score: 1

      And incorrect use of apostrophes.

    37. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. The logic you shared (which is YOUR logic) is asinine. First no human life has only a trivial impact on the environment. Clearly the decision to build is not the fault of the EU. What IS the fault of the EU as presented by the earlier poster is that the EU will not allow dredging where dredging is required to maintain people's homes. I suspect many of these rivers need dredging for boating as well.

      I support reasonable environmentalism. Because of my support I can't support the EU on this matter because using resources to create a community then wrecking the community for what seems a minor concern is wasteful and spiteful. Humans have been changing the flow of rivers by various means including dredging for a very long time. Most major cities are located on rivers. Dredging is a requirement to allow this long established human behavior.

    38. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Along came unelected Eurocrats, who imposed ridiculously punitive/expensive standards regarding the disposal of the dredged up mud/silt. Result...
      * local authorities couldn't afford to dredge river channels
      * river channels silted up
      * rivers flooded

      Yeah! How dare there be standards for disposing of possible toxic sludge!

    39. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      It's river mud. Real toxic stuff there.

    40. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of langues have different kind of letters.
      Õ Ä Ö Ü

      And you can make interesting words like - jäääär - edge of the ice. Jää being ice and äär being edge.

    41. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by vinlud · · Score: 1

      Considering right across the channel, in that lil' country called 'The Netherlands' there are no problems at all with dredging rivers and channels while still being a full EU member, it seems you are good at inventing stories to blame the EU.

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    42. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      1. Call a man's logic asinine.
      2. Proceed with a strawman argument.
      3. Top it all off with a good old fuck the environment argument implying that humans shouldn't change to compensate their earlier idiocy with new information / sensitivities.

      *golf clap*

    43. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Clearly you haven't visited London recently.

      Why would a non-Londoner want to?

      I recently started learning Polish, just so that the local shopkeeper gets his wish of driving all the Poles out of the country, I can ensure that he still dies of an apoplectic fit on hearing Polish in his shop. Fuck the Little Englanders - that's what I say.

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    44. Re:Giaa to the rescue! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Sounds like they're fans of Einstürrzende Neubauten. Not that that's a bad thing at all. (One of the many things to thank John Peel for.)

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    45. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Jahta · · Score: 1

      Many years ago, local governments would dredge river channels every so often, so they wouldn't flood. Good. Then Britain joined the EU. Along came unelected Eurocrats, who imposed ridiculously punitive/expensive standards regarding the disposal of the dredged up mud/silt. Result... * local authorities couldn't afford to dredge river channels * river channels silted up * rivers flooded

      Well... like... duhhhh. To add insult to injury, the flooding was wrongly blamed on global warming. It was crap like this that contributed to the Brexit vote result.

      Except it had nothing to with the EU. In the UK we should be looking at our own national politicians, especially the Conservative Party. From TFA:

      "Cameron cannot say he was not warned: he has ignored red flag after red flag, right from the start of his premiership. In the first year of the coalition, he cut capital spending on flood defences by 27% year-on-year. That was despite the 2008 Pitt Review – a systematic analysis of major floods in 2007 – concluding that much more funding was needed."

      And their current plans to promote the construction of one million new houses while refusing to implement legal requirements for new developments to include sustainable drainage aren't helping either.

    46. Re:Giaa to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mother Earth stands ready to combat global warming with some nice ash clouds. Thus saving itself from the disease called Mankind.

      There fixed that for ya.

    47. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Cederic · · Score: 1

      That made me laugh.

      I agree though, we shouldn't kick all the Poles out. There's a delightfully cute blonde living just north of Nottingham that's bloody fantastic to dance with. We can keep her.

    48. Re:Giaa to the rescue! by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Look buddy, every elf and hobbit knows that the moon is male, for Tilion the hunter is one who steers the flower through Telperion through the night sky. Duh.
      And the sun is shepherded by Arien, a Maiar maiden. Everyone knows this, were you asleep during history class?

    49. Re:Giaa to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the context is the sun. Neither Iceland nor its volcanoes are located on the sun.

      Also "Mother Earth" is the term being responded to, but you conveniently skirt around that other bit of context. Go back to school you illiterate fuck.

    50. Re:Giaa to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are the authoritative source for the names of celestial objects in our solar system.

    51. Re:Giaa to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once again in the mind of the AGW nutjob, he doesn't need to provide any evidence or question. Someone on that their teevee box said it was so and that's good enough for you, ah-hyuck!

    52. Re:Giaa to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigur Ros is random white noise with a pretentious frame masquerading as music. I bet you think Boards of Canada are musical geniuses too.

    53. Re:Giaa to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't just CO2 that causes climate change. Volcanoes emit a lot of other harmful material into the atmosphere, much more than humans do.

    54. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      I know her.

      She's a lesbian. But she likes guys to watch.

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    55. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by popoutman · · Score: 1

      Whose fucking money do you think pays for those emergency funds?

      (For the next two years)

      Easy answer there. The Germans. Don't believe the proven lies spouted by the pro-Brexit idiots..

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    56. Re: Giaa to the rescue! by Cederic · · Score: 1

      While I happily acknowledge that the Germans make a sizeable net contribution to the EU I think it's pretty reasonable to assume that all of their contributions to go the other countries that do not.

      Rather than one of the few others that also makes a sizeable net contribution and keeps getting told it'll stop getting anything back, as though paying a corrupt Eurocrat bureaucracy to route the same money was actually better than just using it where it's needed.

  2. Scale by SteveAstro · · Score: 4, Informative

    From WikiPedia

    The flood discharge at the peak of an eruption in 1755 has been estimated at 200,000–400,000 m3/s (7.1-14.1 million cu ft/sec), comparable to the combined average discharge of the Amazon, Mississippi, Nile, and Yangtze rivers (about 266,000 m3/s (9.4 million cu ft/sec)).

    THAT is a lot of warm water.

    1. Re:Scale by Freischutz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      From WikiPedia

      The flood discharge at the peak of an eruption in 1755 has been estimated at 200,000–400,000 m3/s (7.1-14.1 million cu ft/sec), comparable to the combined average discharge of the Amazon, Mississippi, Nile, and Yangtze rivers (about 266,000 m3/s (9.4 million cu ft/sec)).

      THAT is a lot of warm water.

      There probably are more spectacular floods elsewhere on earth but these glacial floods are still relatively impressive

      https://baldpacker.smugmug.com...

      I was in Iceland during and after the last major floods. Those I-beams came from a road bridge, the beams are about 1 meter high and were bent up and torn apart like liquorice sticks. The same flood also washed out ice blocks the size of houses that took months to melt down. It was quite surreal to drive down the coast road with those massive blocks of ice lining the road like houses. Made one realise how small and insignificant humans really are.

    2. Re:Scale by careysub · · Score: 1

      THAT is a lot of warm water.

      A jökulhlaup is actually ice cold.

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    3. Re:Scale by Rei · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not in historic times there haven't been. The fact that Iceland's volcanoes launch these sort of superfloods once every several hundred years is something not seen elsewhere in the world. This canyon, for example:

      Ásbyrgi

      is under 10k years old. It was carved primarily by just one or two superflood events, but the flow rate estimates (based on the size of the boulders thrown around) are as high as 900000 cubic meters per second. In Icelandic, if a flood is less than 45000 cubic meters per second it's defined as "non-catastrophic". By comparison, the Niagara River at Niagara falls is 2400 cubic meters per second.

      The very word for this type of flood is Icelandic - "jökulhlaup". Literally "glacial run". And the name for the sediment deposits they leave behind is also Icelandic in origin - "Sandur" (literally "sand").

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    4. Re:Scale by Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

      I guess it depends on the situation. But the three main ways they tell if there's been a small jökulhlaup are a) monitoring flow rates, b) monitoring electrical conductivity of the water, and c) monitoring water temperature. Rising flow, EC and temperature are all signs of jökulhlaup. You also often get a sulfrous smell to the water and reduced clarity.

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    5. Re:Scale by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Also, one thing that's neat when the subglacial eruptions go off is the sigkatlar (I think the english is "ice cauldrons") that form on the top of the glacier. They can get huge - when Bárðarbunga went off, the main (shallow) section of ice that was sinking was the size of New York City (surrounded by deeper but steeper sigkatlar). The big, shallow ones are harder to see, but the smaller ones are often ringed by fissures - which may not look that impressive from far away, but they're really huge.

      As a side story: while Bárðarbunga ended up with its last eruption breaking out in the most fortunate place it could have, there would have been something kind of amusing (amid the devastation) had it actually gone off straight over its magma chamber. Many decades ago a plane crashed on the glacier, right over the caldera; the survivors had to survive for days on the ice, in terrible weather, until rescuers could get to them. Because of the huge precipitation rate there, the plane is now deep inside the ice over the caldera. But had it erupted with an explosive eruption from the caldera.... the airplane would have flown again ;)

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    6. Re:Scale by aevan · · Score: 1

      Totally offtopic, but.. damn that's gorgeous.

    7. Re:Scale by Rei · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, I love my country. :) We're packed with natural treasures. Geology that changes in realtime** can do that ;)

      ** Seriously, it really does change over human timescales. Right near Ásbyrgi there's a lake called Skjálftavatn which feeds the excellent fishing river Lítlaá. Neither existed until the 1970s, when tectonic activity from the eruption at Krafla rerouted the underground springs.

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    8. Re: Scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...gorgeous... I see what you did there.

    9. Re: Scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iceland most surreal place ever been

    10. Re:Scale by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      The water isn't particularly warm, and often has considerable amounts of (slowly melting) glacial ice floating along in it (and considerably increasing the erosive power of the flood.

      Seriously, downstream of a Jokullhlaüp is a good place to not be. to the side - interesting. But have an escape route planned if you intend to be a witness not a statistic.

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    11. Re:Scale by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Why, I wonder, does a lot of the terminology of volcanology come from either Icelandic or Hawaiian? [Files "sigkatlr" under "ice withdrawal structure", by analogy with the well-known "salt withdrawal structures", such as the incorrectly named "Silverpit 'Impact' Structure".]

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  3. Akbar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a trap!

    1. Re:Akbar by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      It's a trap!

      And hopefully not of the Deccan kind.

  4. Nuclear ? by alexhs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    volumes of sulfur that have induced global nuclear winter for a decade at a time

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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    1. Re:Nuclear ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone knows exactly what nuclear winter means. There can be non-nuclear causes but "blotting out 10% of the suns energy" is not as dramatic or concise.

    2. Re:Nuclear ? by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows exactly what nuclear winter means.

      Clouds of radioactive ash causing mobs of mutant zombies.

      Am I close?

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    3. Re:Nuclear ? by Layzej · · Score: 1

      When present in high levels, e.g. after a strong volcanic eruption such as Mount Pinatubo, sulfur produces a cooling effect, by reflecting sunlight, and by modifying clouds as they fall out of the stratosphere. This cooling

      This graph (red line) shows the estimated impact of CO2 + volcanoes on global mean surface temperature.

    4. Re:Nuclear ? by alexhs · · Score: 1

      I believe he's going by the Humpty Dumpty argument.

      'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.'

      So, "nuclear winter" = "blotting out 10% of the suns energy". I wonder what word he would use when it goes to eleven ?

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    5. Re:Nuclear ? by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows exactly what nuclear winter means. There can be non-nuclear causes but "blotting out 10% of the suns energy" is not as dramatic or concise.

      Maybe, but ash and dust have accumulated in the atmosphere enough to significantly reduce sunlight before, though never because of nuclear weapons.

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    6. Re:Nuclear ? by merky1 · · Score: 2

      So, "nuclear winter" = "blotting out 10% of the suns energy". I wonder what word he would use when it goes to eleven ?

      Spinal Tap winter?

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    7. Re:Nuclear ? by flatulus · · Score: 1

      I take it you missed the Princess Bride connection? I found it somewhat amusing myself.

    8. Re:Nuclear ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you missed the reference to The Princess Bride. I for one found it amusing.

    9. Re:Nuclear ? by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      So I guess 9% is "dressed to the winter"?

      Maybe 7% could be a lucky winter?

    10. Re:Nuclear ? by mick129 · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows exactly what nuclear winter means. There can be non-nuclear causes but "blotting out 10% of the suns energy" is not as dramatic or concise.

      In that case, the sun's energy would be LITERALLY DECIMATED.

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  5. Otherwise Known As A Jökulhlaup by careysub · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Glacier outburst floods are known as "jökulhlaups" in geology, an Icelandic word since it has been the scene of many historic floods of this type.

    In 1755 a jökulhlaup from the Katla volcano had a peak flow of up to 400,000 cubic meters/second, about 20 times the flow rate of the Mississippi River, or twice that of the Amazon, making it briefly the largest river in the world.

    But that's not the only destructive aspect of Iceland's volcanoes. In 1783 the eruption of the Laki volcano released 14 cubic kilometers of basalt and 1 cubic kilometer of airborne ash. It killed 25% of Iceland's population through poison gas: 500 million tons of hydrogen fluoride and sulfur dioxide were released poisoning the population and the livestock. The fatalities were both from direct poisoning (mostly from the hydrogen fluoride) and later starvation since most of the livestock was killed. The toxic cloud affected much of Europe as well, though not as severely. This eruption also created a three-year long period of unseasonable cold in the northern hemisphere leading to famine killing thousands, and possibly contributing to the French Revolution.

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    1. Re:Otherwise Known As A Jökulhlaup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah right. 400,000 cubic meters/second. In 1755. Like anyone was actually measuring it. The fact is that no one has any idea, and those are estimates based on eyewitness accounts and examination of the area long after the event. Hardly reliable.

    2. Re:Otherwise Known As A Jökulhlaup by Rei · · Score: 4, Informative

      The irony is that the French Revolution led to the Napoleonic Wars, which Denmark losing Norway, which led to them clamping down on their other strikecolonies/striketerritories, which led to resentment, the Icelandic independence movement, and ultimately independence from Denmark.

      Yeah, Laki was really horrific. It's hard for polar volcanoes to affect the climate like equatorial ones do, but the scale of the amount of gas released was nonetheless so great that the Mississippi froze at New Orleans. The African and Indian monsoon failed, leading to severe famine in Egypt; 6 million people died. Benjamin Franklin was the first person to correctly attribute the cause of the weather to an Icelandic volcano eruption (although he incorrectly stated it as Hekla, which seems to have been the only Icelandic volcano that people in that timeperiod seemed to know, due to its habit of dusting mainland Europe with ash ;) )

      Once every 100-200 years Iceland has some truly catastrophic eruption. Laki has had two since the settlement period. Askja, Katla, and Hekla are other sources. Barðarbunga is a real giant (largest lava eruption of the Holocene), but it hasn't had any catastropic eruptions in a while. It's still quaking up a storm since it's last "little" one (little by its standards, still bigger (both volume and flow rate) than any eruption Mauna Loa has ever had).

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    3. Re:Otherwise Known As A Jökulhlaup by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      "no one has any idea" and "those are estimates based on eyewitness accounts and examination of the area long after the event." are contradictory statements.

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    4. Re:Otherwise Known As A Jökulhlaup by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      An interesting book if you want to know more about this event: https://amazon.com/Island-Fire...

    5. Re:Otherwise Known As A Jökulhlaup by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      Glacier outburst floods are known as "jökulhlaups" in geology, an Icelandic word since it has been the scene of many historic floods of this type.

      In 1755 a jökulhlaup from the Katla volcano had a peak flow of up to 400,000 cubic meters/second, about 20 times the flow rate of the Mississippi River, or twice that of the Amazon, making it briefly the largest river in the world.

      Completely off-topic: I love hearing people speak Finnish (got a few really old family members and a friend who speak Finnish), but Icelandic is the one language that I marvel over even more because it sounds so cool. When Eyjafjallajökull erupted I just had to learn how to pronounce it, and mention it to everyone I talked to, of course. Bárðarbunga and Grímsvötn might require a little work.

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  6. As the crust keeps expanding because of AGW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this will happen more and more often. The Republicans will just find new ways to lie to their selves that AGW doesn't exist.

    1. Re:As the crust keeps expanding because of AGW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great piece of trolling !

    2. Re:As the crust keeps expanding because of AGW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you sir! You made me laugh on an otherwise personally sad day.

    3. Re:As the crust keeps expanding because of AGW... by chipschap · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, you don't get it. EVERYTHING is due to global warming, even global cooling.

    4. Re:As the crust keeps expanding because of AGW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's why we now say climate change, because "global warming" turned out to be indefensible before the facts. But we can argue change forever.

    5. Re:As the crust keeps expanding because of AGW... by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

      Get with the times, grandpa. Everything is due to climate change. We don't call it global warming anymore.

    6. Re:As the crust keeps expanding because of AGW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you don't get it. EVERYTHING is due to global warming, even global cooling.

      Even Donald Trump?

    7. Re:As the crust keeps expanding because of AGW... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

      this will happen more and more often. The Republicans will just find new ways to lie to their selves that AGW doesn't exist.

      May your bridge be wiped out by a jökulhlaup.

    8. Re:As the crust keeps expanding because of AGW... by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      I will solve global warming^H^H^H^H^H^H^H climate change. Give me all your money. I'll have the results for you in 150 years.

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    9. Re:As the crust keeps expanding because of AGW... by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      That's why we now say climate change, because "global warming" turned out to be indefensible before the facts.

      Has the globe been warming overall? Why yes, it has. Scientists started using the words "climate change" so flat-earthers like yourself and the parent wouldn't have something to wank on about when northern Bumbfuckistan sees their average temperatures fall by a couple degrees while the rest of the continent is still warming.

    10. Re:As the crust keeps expanding because of AGW... by chipschap · · Score: 1

      And you obviously don't understand humor.

    11. Re:As the crust keeps expanding because of AGW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Climate change! Is there nothing it can't do?

    12. Re:As the crust keeps expanding because of AGW... by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      That's why we now say climate change, because "global warming" turned out to be indefensible before the facts. But we can argue change forever.

      But what we have is global warming. The disruption in current weather patterns and ocean currents will indeed mean that some areas may see cooler climates (The British Isles and some of NW Europe, most notably) though world averages are rising and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future.

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    13. Re:As the crust keeps expanding because of AGW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know climates, I have all the best temperatures. We've had really fabulous climates before. We're going to make our climate great again, bigly. Believe me.

    14. Re:As the crust keeps expanding because of AGW... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just read that Node.js is going to be at least a year out from delivering ES6 module syntax.

      Pity that. Can we just chalk this one up to global warming?

    15. Re:As the crust keeps expanding because of AGW... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      But I know humor when I see it. [looks around]...[looks around some more]...[keeps looking around]

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  7. Google translate plagerized? by fermion · · Score: 1

    Is the Tech Times article click bait or plagerized? It reads like it was copied, translated by machine, and pasted into somebody else's byline. Broken English quotes are fine, but at least have the pride to edit the copy by hand before publishing. Anne Baker sounds like someone who can write native English, if I can be so presumptive

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  8. Some how 'preparing' doesn't seem like the right w by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

    ord.

    Katla: I'm going to explode now :-) any second.. 5.. 4.. 3..
    Hecla: No sorry you can't you haven't prepared.
    Katla: What, prepare? man I want TO EXPLODE NOW, how to prepare???
    Hecla, You have to notify the airlines, fill the right govt forms.
    Katla what...... boooooooooommmmmmmmm

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  9. Re:Some how 'preparing' doesn't seem like the righ by Rei · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You got it backwards. Katla's the one that would go off without giving the airlines any notice. It's actually a serious safety issue; some people are arguing for a permanent no-fly zone over her, because she tends to go off with no warning whatsoever. Not always, but often. And she tends to have explosive eruptions. It's doubtful that an airplane approaching her would have time to divert before the ash cloud reached it.

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  10. Re:Some how 'preparing' doesn't seem like the righ by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Here's some more scientific research on the subject: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckle_and_Jeckle

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  11. Food production would have to moved south, to OZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There world would have to make a major effort to move food production to Australia, South America, South Africa, NZ
    to prevent mas starvation which would happen if the eruptions turn into something really big.
    And of course it wont do much for Iceland tourist trade !

  12. *derp* by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    You can't have nuclear winter induced by a volcano. There's no nuke involved. (also, read "Comrade J")
    I recently saw someone post that the most recent winter storm in the U.S. was caused by Mother Earth being pissed off at us because of the drilling related to the Dakota Access pipeline. Good grief.

    1. Re:*derp* by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Nuclear winter has nothing to do with radioactivity. It's all about dust kicked up by sufficiently large explosions blocking sunlight. The same effect can be caused by impactors.

      In the year 535, Something Happened. For several years the Earth turned cold and dark. Crops failed and multitudes died. Ice cores for the period show excess sulfur but no iridium, which points to volcanism as a cause. The point of eruption has not been identified.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    2. Re:*derp* by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      Nuclear winter has nothing to do with radioactivity. It's all about dust kicked up by sufficiently large explosions blocking sunlight. The same effect can be caused by impactors.

      True, except for that last part. If it wasn't caused by nuclear weapons, it isn't "nuclear" winter. Such events occurred long before we had nuclear weapons, and have never actually been caused by nuclear weapons.

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  13. Re: Rei by slashrio · · Score: 1

    Come on guys, Rei deserves a much higher score, mod him up some more!

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  14. Re: destruction by slashrio · · Score: 1

    So if I got it right, then after the next 'event' the Icelandics will ask Europe for help, which then will list the following demands:
    Free our friends the bankers that you (rightfully) have imprisoned,
    Accept a privately owned, Rothschild controlled central bank,
    Borrow loads of money from our private banks for rebuilding of your country by our construction companies, so in the future you will be under our control, forever.

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  15. Main cause; GLOBAL WARMING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OH MY. See what is happening under the core of the planet? Man-Made GLOBAL WARMING!!! Even under the surface of the planet. All that mining has caused this. OH NO. Let's go back to using stone tools and turn off all those evil computers that are sucking up all that energy turning it into even more warning.

    God, Help us. We are too stupid to realize the truth.

    1. Re:Main cause; GLOBAL WARMING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trolling FAIL. Try to organize your thoughts better next time, and make sense.

  16. solar power to the rescue by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Yes, loads of solar and wind power that will rescue these ppl for the next couple of months while these volcanoes errupt and fill the skies.
    Oh WAIT. Thank god that they are not 100% dependent on solar based energy (solar, wind, and hydro), because they are about to have it

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    1. Re:solar power to the rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing how the rest of the world emits more air pollution in a month than these volcanoes will, I think switching to solar and wind will still help. It will defiently help reduce the funding of alt-right media, troll dirty energy employees, and lobbyists.

    2. Re:solar power to the rescue by WindBourne · · Score: 2

      you are missing the point. We need a mixture of energy rather than 100% based on wind/solar that so many fools push solely. That way, when a crisis like this hits, the nation has energy to survive it.

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    3. Re:solar power to the rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not the point you are making here...

      Iceland is a large producer of hydro and geothermal power. So much so that there are serious plans to export power to the UK (Icelink).
      That would benefit everyone, including Iceland who then diversify their revenue sources, and the UK who gain access to an additional
      source of 24x7x365 power (a non-nuclear one, with rather more predictable costs and risks).

      Solar and Wind are other power sources that can provide variable power output, but at increasingly lower costs. Why would you not
      want that too? no one is suggesting solar and wind will power everything any time soon. But there are other viable options for that,
      just at higher costs...

    4. Re:solar power to the rescue by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      you are missing the point. We need a mixture of energy rather than 100% based on wind/solar that so many fools push solely. That way, when a crisis like this hits, the nation has energy to survive it.

      While I agree, I'm not scared by a few volcanoes or any one event. It would take an event orders of magnitude greater than these volcanoes erupting to have a huge negative impact on solar power, whether photovoltaic or concentration, so this is not really a crisis. Same with wind power - it will not be impacted, and though sustained climate change may alter wind patterns, there is no reason to believe we wouldn't still be able to capitalize on wind.

      But yes, the more sources we can develop the better. Diversity is security, and more viable options will make us able to phase out fossil fuels sooner, so we should continue working on geothermal, harnessing tides and waves, fusion, fission, biomass, etc., as well as storage technologies, like flow batteries and pumped hydro, to name two

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  17. Global Tectonic Events by craXORjack · · Score: 1

    From the statement that 'four of Iceland's largest volcanoes are showing signs of impending eruption' it sounds like that is unusual. I wondered if there were other signs of tectonic activity so I went to the USGS site at http://earthquake.usgs.gov/ear... and downloaded some data. It would only let me download 20,000 events to a CSV so I took all data since 1/1/98 of 6.5+ on the Richter scale. Once that is thrown into a pivot table and a regression analysis done, it shows a very clear time linear regression of increasing moderate-intensity earthquake activity over the last 20 years. If this apparent trend is not a statistical fluke then let us hope it is due to some natural process and not a particle collider produced microscopic black hole oscillating back and forth through the earth's core exponentially accreting mass like this guy claims http://www.science20.com/big_s... since we don't actually know if Hawking Radiation is real and if it is how quickly it would make a black hole evaporate.

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    1. Re:Global Tectonic Events by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      it shows a very clear time linear regression of increasing moderate-intensity earthquake activity over the last 20 years.

      Did you correct for increasing numbers of seismic stations being able to detect medium-range smaller quakes which weren't picked up in previous times?

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  18. GLOBAL WARMING!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And every now and then, the volcanoes of Iceland will erupt, cooling the planet. Of course, since the planet is still warning, each time we need bigger and bigger eruptions. Thus, solving the problem once and for all.

  19. Yet more reason to limit immigration by Latent+Heat · · Score: 0

    "In recent years, more houses have been built in areas that were previously uninhabited"

  20. Erik son of Thorvald by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    . . . damned real estate developer!

  21. a bag by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    Put a bag around Iceland, and make them pay for it.

  22. Now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I say it's safe to surf this beach, then it's safe to surf this beach! Gunnarson don't surf!

  23. Oh dear, fluoride is poisonous again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Katla, Hecla, Bárðarbunga and Grímsvötn have all had major activity in the past, including vast floods from melting glaciers, enough ash to ground aircraft over all of Europe, volumes of sulfur that have induced global nuclear winter for a decade at a time, and clouds of poisonous fluoride gas.

    And yet governments put it in our water supplies.

    1. Re:Oh dear, fluoride is poisonous again by Rei · · Score: 1

      Sola dosis facit venenum.

      Also, omnia dicta fortiora si dicta Latina.

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  24. Re: Rei by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Errrr,
    "Rah ! rah ! Rei !" ??

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  25. Re:Some how 'preparing' doesn't seem like the righ by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    And she tends to have explosive eruptions.

    So, a more derived (higher silica/ more viscous) magma, most likely. Implying a larger upper-crustal (5-15km depth) magma chamber for differentiation than for the other volcanoes. Interesting.

    I'll keep on watching the earthquake reports. And I'll try to get the ö in jökullhlaup right more often until you get your thorn and I can type ÐÐÐÐ (Cyrillic, like :paka") without problems.

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  26. Re:Some how 'preparing' doesn't seem like the righ by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    I hav a mental image.

    Co-Pilot to ATC : "One of our pilots is missing!"
    ATC to Co-Pilot : "Good film but what's your message?"

    Co-Pilot to ATC : "Also, one of our wings is missing, and half of the fuselage. We were flying over Katla."
    ATC to Co-Pilot : "Thanks for the warning. We'll try to find your bodies when it's all over."

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  27. If these well-known four are acting up ... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    ... expect to be blind-sided by something unexpected.

    Because Mother Nature isn't a bitch, but he doesn't give a shit about any of the skin rash they've got.

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